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my favourite genre of south park is when the core four is being genuine boys (cartman acting less crazy than normal) and they still ended up in a situation they never once wanted to be in

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we all got that one friend who has the worst taste in men

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fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert

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I’m disappointed by the new South Park episode that just came out and I feel like I’m the only one. I do have to admire how gutsy it was to basically bait Donald Trump into suing the company that just gave them over a billion dollars to make more South Park, basically saying that they will not be silenced. It is a very political episode, which are not my favorites, though with the political climate now it would be silly to expect anything but a political episode. It just seems like such a downer to me, even though it probably isn’t meant to be. They’re basically saying that things have gotten worse, that woke is dead, that the president can do whatever he wants and is acting like a dictator, and that everyone has just given up. P.C. Principal has given up being politically correct and is now “Power Christian” Principal, advocating for putting Jesus in schools. (Though I will admit it is pretty funny that “putting Jesus in school” literally means that he’s just standing around in the hallways.) Kyle doesn’t get a word in this episode, just a sad/annoyed sigh, and it makes the statement that nobody is fighting back, and that maybe we can’t. (I’m trying to fight back, to keep my progressive ideals during tough times, but I’m probably not doing much good when the system is so bad.) And it ends with the implication that the show could be canceled for this, like what happened with the Colbert show. (And; minor criticism compared to the other things, but I don’t like how they said “just because things were too woke before doesn’t mean we swing hard the other way.” Because I don’t think things were too woke before. They’re being centrist again and I don’t like it.) It just seems like they’re saying “welcome to the suck! Shit is doomed!” And as someone who is very depressed about current events, who is trying so hard not to give in to despair despite everything, it feels like this episode is saying “why bother?”, which isn’t what I need to hear right now. I come to this show to laugh, damn it, not be more sad.

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My little baby boy:3

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I have the headcanon that Kenny could turn into an eldritch creature at some point of his life and that maybe it starts when he thinks too much about his inmortality, gets too close to the conclusion that he is a reincarnation of an old one or dies too many times as time keeps going (who knows how many deaths that could be lol- XD).

I'm kinda impressed (and sad :c) that I've barely (if not at all) seen people talking or drawing this kind of ideas for him since, I don't know, IT'S ONE OF THE MOST FUCKING INSANE AND COOLEST PARTS OF HIM???

also wishing and crossing my fingers for Mysterion to appear in s27 (it won't happen but one can dream x,,d)

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happy pride month to sparky the dog specifically

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We're tegridy-ing our farm over here y'all. 🌱🌿

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Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.

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I emerge from the magical girl transformation and I look the exact same, a few moments pass before an amtrak train falls from the sky crushing me instantly

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I miss them

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Bunny is so fucking wild because we've genuinely seen them interact one-on-one in only ONE episode, and the rest we know about their canon dynamic is all background information, implications and cinematic themes. And yet we can put them together like puzzle pieces and it all tells the subtlest story of an extremely sweet and versatile dynamic.

Kenny is the only one Butters genuinely respects? Well, that must've come from SOMEWHERE. Butters had a secret crush on Princess Kenny? Dropped like a bomb the size of a crumb in the middle of the game. Kenny and Butters seen sitting next to each other in many school assemblies? Shows they like to choose each other's presence in day-to-day moments. Professor Chaos and Mysterion? The two most significant vigilante/villain personas in the show, and implied to be exclusive archenemies bc no one really cared about the C**n.

They grow up to be business partners? Close enough friends that Butters funded Kenny's projects and Kenny gave him exclusive access to his research? That can't have just been a casual dynamic founded on convenience. Butters taking Kenny's place when Kenny was gone? Don't even get me started on the fact that they're the two characters in South Park most often forgotten & left behind by those closest to them

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Whatever Matt Stone is doing with Kyle is the opposite of healing your inner child. Giving your inner child AIDS. Putting your inner child in a migrant detention camp. Sewing your inner child into a human centipede. Like whats going on with you man do you need to talk to someone

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Forgot to post this one

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Whatever, go my chicken 👐💨🐓