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There's something about men getting flustered when you talk to them like you would to a dog. When that animalistic part of them speaks louder and reason vanishes. All they want is the thrill of feeling so good their minds go blank and that spot between their legs is a sinful mess.
And that goes from "Good boy! Who's my good boy?" to commands. "Sit. Lay down," always keeping it simple because in that moment their mind is too fuzzy to comprehend anything that's not tied to their pleasure.
You can't think right now, love. I'll do it for you. Sit there and watch. Stay still while mommy takes care of you. Be quiet. Do you need to be gagged like a pet needs to be muzzled? Leashed and collared so you can behave? We can do all that but eventually you'll learn.
Love the concept of having them like an obedient pet, watching while I play with myself but don't allow them to do anything but stare. Self-control is so important, it only leads to a reward. Brats are fun but when a sub has an "obedience is pleasure" mindset they can get anything from me.
#not proofreading this one#idk if this is anything#just some rough thoughts put together#i wouldn't say this is me being#back#but well#ᥫ᭡. pomegranatears#femdxm#gentle fdom#subby boys#puppy sub#domme mommy#mommy k!nk#bd/sm dom#p3t play#pet pl4y#pet pl@y#humiliation k!nk#bd/sm mommy#bd/sm puppy#does this classify as#hypno k!nk#?#tagging for filtering purposes anyway#dumbfication#bd/sm kink#soft fdom#fdom
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I really love that whenever Oscar is in a cooldown room he provides a silly little one line comment
"New addition☝️" Japan '23
"Thank you Mercedes" Qatar '23
Monaco '24
(he didn't say much but this picture speaks volumes)
"well you did just win the race cause of it" Austria '24
"you didn't even need two hards you just needed one" Spa'24
"I was surprised you survived" Monza '24
Baku 2024:
"there's a 50/50 chance whether I make this corner or not"
"they've not been great friends this weekend"
"they've finally finished the job"
"without using swear words, how did you feel when you did that moment" Singapore '24
"world's slowest drag race" Qatar '24
#ik i didn't include Hungary we had enough drama that race#does this classify as#f1 memes#idk i still tagged it as that#cooldown room shenanigans#f1#formula 1#oscar piastri#op81#cooldown room oscar you are special
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Don't worry, you won't lose your job
by 加辣 @ Boobulala eng subs by me
#douyin#tiktok#robots#ai#jobs#what am i supposed to tag this#加辣#Boobulala#does this classify as#interpretive dance#eng subs#subs by me
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Love Means...
the definition of love as according to miles edgeworth
For all his life, he believes that love is one of the scariest things a human will ever have to go through. Love is cruel, it can be cruel. It takes things (people!) away from you. It isolates you. Love is inconsistent, it is unstable, it is vulnerable. A state of constant change and sacrifice in an already constantly changing and sacrificial world. Why waste time and energy on something that has nothing to offer?
Then Phoenix came into his life and his definition of it changes: love is one of the most beautiful things a human will ever go through. Love is kind, it can be kind. It is patient. It gives you peace and warmth. You will find comfort in solitude. Love is unpredictable but it is reliable. It is intimate. It is celebrating someone at their highest, being there for them at their lowest. It is knowing someone differently from how the rest of the world knows them. A state of constant change and sacrifice in an already constantly changing and sacrificial world. Even though it is still scary, love has everything to offer.
So fuck it, he says, I'll do it scared.
#miles edgeworth#narumitsu#phoenix wright#love#ace attorney#aa#the definition of love#does this classify as#poetry#writing#1 corinthians 13
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Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.
#SHE JUST WANTS TO DO CHORES#pony posting#THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE AREA#THAT DESIRE HER CARNALLY#my little pony#everyone wants Applejack is such a fun trope#mlp#applejack#rarity#autumn blaze#mlp fim#countess coloratura#rara#cherry jubilee#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#friendship is magic#I don't even know the name of these ships dfhbdh#I will not hear arguments that Autumn blaze does not classify as a beautiful woman. she's a mythical being#tortured by thirst lol#so fucking funny.#Rara's “childhood friends that grew UP” thing is so funny.#rarijack is peak but I think its funny that theres more beautiful women into her.
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the US is directly bombing syria, iraq (x, x, x, x) and yemen simultaneously tonight (very early hours of 03.02.24) while, of course, continuing to proudly fund israel’s ongoing genocide in ghazzah. they’re saying that this is only the beginning of their operations in iraq and syria. meanwhile, israel is increasingly targeting rafah, having just martyred 11 palestinians there in one airstrike alone. as a reminder, rafah is essentially the southern most area in ghazzah and is where israel told palestinians to flee to, calling it a ‘safe zone’. this is all happening the same day israel announced it is preparing for a ground invasion in rafah. allah reham kare
#what to say. ya rabb 🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽#at what point does this get classified as ‘regional war’ at what point does the situation become disastrous enough that it is recognised as#a genocide of palestinians at what point will it be enough how much blood does the us want#palestine#syria#iraq#yemen#imperialism#m#!
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my one piece of legally permitted overwatch fanart. I need him to have a "cute" skin.
#box art#overwatch#overwatch 2#siebren de kuiper#overwatch sigma#okay he does have two i would potentially classify as 'cute' but i cant OBTAIN them#which is the problem.#i will now proceed to never draw overwatch ever again
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can we talk about how the weirdest part of staticmoth isn't even the fact that they're toxic to each other?
it's how they both react to each other's toxicity with nonchalance.
like. first, during val's tantrum, val throws a glass at vox, or well, in his vicinity.
then vox just... steps away like it's nobody's business, barely bothered by it.
and later, when it's vox's turn to be angry, he roughly pulls val down, shakes him, and shouts at his face.
then val just... shrugs it off.
usually when you think of a toxic relationship, you'd probably think of person A being toxic to person B then person B biting back just as toxic until it's a back and forth of toxicity, a full-blown fight.
but that. that's not staticmoth. staticmoth is fucking weird in that when one is acting toxic towards the other, the other acts nonchalant and doesn't retaliate. then they switch roles on who the toxic one is and who the nonchalant one is.
I am not at all denying the toxicity in their relationship, but they certainly are a really fucking weird brand of toxic that is just. so hard to describe.
#osrs.txt#what the fuck is wrong with them (millions of things)#staticmoth#voxval#I didn't want to put too many examples in here but there's also val throwing and breaking vox's phone#where vox just looks annoyed but otherwise does not retaliate or bite back#then there's vox trying to get val's attention cause he wasn't listening to him#and he does the first instance of pulling him down roughly and shouting at his face#to which val just stares into blank space LMAO and also does not retaliate to this#not really sure how to classify their respective manipulations in this since... it's manipulation and not outright aggression#lmk what to tag here cause I have no fucking clue#tw domestic violence#???#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#vox hazbin#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin valentino#hazbin hotel valentino#valentino#valentino hazbin#valentino hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#couldn't find all the gifs I wanted so I made them myself LMAO
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Saw a post about how Nate embodies Sophie’s noir romantic fantasies and I remember how Sophie always has a comment after the more serious romantic entanglement Eliot episodes (“The Two-Horse Job” and “The Studio Job” (she asks Eliot and his “no notes” line)) and I’m wondering if to her Eliot embodies the cowboy drifter romance stories. And now I’m wondering if that’s how she puts everyone into categories. Just whatever dramatic literary tropes they fill.
#there was a point to this but I got lost thinking about all the other tropes anyone else they met embody#because she really does quite literally#classify people into roles#her whole life is the play#I love her#leverage
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Something about Vegapunk using the dna and blood of a caged and experimented on child to create more caged child experiments and the cycles we perpetuate.
Because what does it mean that all that King has left as proof, that the lunarians were real, that they existed as a tribe, as a people, are seven manufactured children he doesn’t even know about, enslaved as weapons to the government that wiped out the culture they’ll never get to be a part of, and Alber himself another enslaved child lost to something he’ll never fully know.
And what of the warlords? Already young once and hurt by their government, young again and slaves to it. Boa looking at a version of her practically pulled out of time stuck in her worst nightmare or Jimbei looking at a version of himself living out a past he escaped by the skin of his teeth but so many he loved didn’t, even Doffy once again at the mercy of the people that already abandoned him, has Kuma not suffered enough? Given enough, is this child version of him doomed to repeat the same path he already could not escape from . Property of the world government, beholden to the celestial dragons, this version of me that cannot go free?
It’s interesting that Vegapunk joined the government so that he could do the most good, but look at the long line of people right infront of him that he’s hurt with his own hands.
#god I did not mean for it to be this memo dramatic but I have alot of feelings about the seraphim#again I don’t think Vegapunk is a bad man he’s blinded by the greater good tho and his own thirst for knowledge#and while I’m sure that his invention did some good the flower pellets for one does that really erase the bad?#is he responsible or can he be held accountable for the good or the bad#but Vegapunk plays fast and loose with who he sees as humans#the other vegapunks while he acknowledges them as really just extensions of himself he treats them like people#same with stussy who is also a clone#but there is no humanity for the seraphim even tho they seem to feel more than the average pacifsta he treats them strictly as robot weapon#it’s strange and niche how he goes about classifying this in his head maybe it’s the only way he knows to live with it#because if the seraphim where children and he handed them Off to the government to become murderes and weapons of mass destruction#what would that say about him?#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#dr vegapunk#vegapunk#warlords of the sea#7 warlords#boa hancock#jimbei#bartholomew kuma#donquixote doflamingo#seraphim#seraphim one piece#king one piece#alber one piece#king the wildfire#lunarians#op#one piece meta#one piece analysis
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MY BLANKET OF DARKNESS HAS BEEN COMPLETED
✨👁️✨ I AM SO COZY NOW ✨👁️✨
So I started working on this blanket around June of 2022. Got like, maybe half-way through the blanket and then the yarn I needed for the blanket went out of stock at my local yarn shop. Now I didn't know the yarn would be completely unavailable for like 6 months (until the stop closed permanently), so I just kept on waiting, hoping for it to come back in stock-- but it never did, so in January I finally looked online if I could find the yarn elsewhere and I did, I got the yarn I needed, and finished the blanket. So it kinda took me 6 months to make this blanket but also not
What made this blanket a truly exciting and fun project for me is that this has been the first blanket I actually made for myself and designed for myself. Like I've enjoyed every single blanket project I've had so far, but having a blanket that's Just For Me is just. It's nice
I originally planned the granny squares out digitally because I wanted to have a fun pattern of different granny squares, something that wouldn't be too busy looking and was carefully planned, and here's what I came up with
I had two versions of the square pattern, one with moon phases right in the middle of it and another without them. I do like how the moon version looked and part of me kinda regrets not making that one, but I'm not sure the moons would have really gone well with the eyes... So I did go with the first version
(Sidenote, it's not on the pattern above but I added extra rows of just black squares at the top and bottom of the blanket, so there's two rows of black instead of just one)
(Sidenote 2, although I knew I wanted the blanket to be mostly black from the begining, I wasn't entirely sure what accent color I wanted to use, it really was depending on what colors the shop had available. Like I used yellow as kind of a default color since it worked nice with the stars and eyes, but I could've gone with some other color too. In the end, because I didn't like the color options for the yarn at the shop I ended up going with a yellow anyways) (Also I tested out a reverse color version with the pastel purple and white base and no eyes, just for funsies, it looks kinda neat)
But yeah, that's how the planning of the blanket went.
The blanket is made of 231 squares in total, 11x21 rows. 186 of the squares are plain black, the rest are patterned. The star squares were the worst to make because of how many strands of yarn I had to weave in, 0/10, would not reccommend.
I used the Cedro 100% wool yarn (reccomended hook size 5, 50g=100m), and it took me about 38 balls of yarn to finish the blanket (including crocheting all the squares together and doing a single round of double crochet around the blanket to finish it off)
This is literally all the yarn I have left from this blanket; one untouched ball of black and three partially used balls.
I gotta admit.
I'm kind of shocked by the size of the blanket. Like I very carefully measured it to make it the exact size to fit my bed, and it fits perfectly. But I'm still kinda shocked how big it is. (Which is why I didn't make the border of the blanket any bigger, even though I could've with the yarn I have)
Also
It's HEAVY
Like, of course it's heavy, it's 100% wool and thick, but MAN I didn't expect it lmao
But that kind of makes it perfect for cold winters especially, it's super warm and the weight makes it cozy- like who needs a weighted blanket when you can have one of these lmao
Now I just need to figure out how to protect the blanket from being covered in my white cat's hair...
#Yarncraft Diary#Yarncraft#Crochet#Crochetblr#Yarnblr#Emotionally I classify this as a 2022 project even though I didn't finish it until this year#No I did not block the squares before putting the blanket together#I was planning on just ironing the squares to flatten them out but I noticed last minute that...#...the yarn doesn't reccommend it be ironed so. I didn't want to risk ruining it#And I don't really have a blocking board or anything so I just had to let it go#I could probably just hang the blanket on the clothesline in the shower and the weight of it...#...on top of whatever moisture there might be in the air would probably straighten the blanket out a bit#So it wouldn't ''buckle'' the way it does now#But ehhh it's fine#I don't mind it really
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need him to turn my esophagus inside out 
#SIDE NOTE I NEED THIS VA TO DO A SPICY AUDIO BOOK OH MY GOD#like i can barely listen to spicy audios but HIS VOICE??? BEND ME OVER DADDY#this game needs to change its rating from 12+ 😭#i hope we get more content like this#whole time im screaming SIT ON HIS FACE!!!! SIT ON HIS FACE#does this classify as smut#sylus#lads sylus#lads spoilers#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#lads
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Everyone pray for Racing bulls ain't nothing wrong with them they just have to recycle the RB20 for next year.
#the horros persist#rbr f1#f1#visa cashapp rb#does this classify as#f1 memes#idk i still tagged it as that#formula 1#f1 2025
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Scoria and Sakura are best friends! It's so cute when I see the things they do together, and it makes me so beyond happy that they both came to live with me so that they could share their lives with each other. They absolutely insist on it, and does so much good for the other.
I can't imagine how else they could have found happiness if things hadn't worked out exactly as they did. Scoria has basically been Sakura's "emotional support snake" while she worked through things from her past I'll never fully know that caused her a lot of issues with panic and fear. Sakura knows this too, and looks out for her sister, the only one she truly trusts and feels completely safe with.
The moment they wake up they both want each other to snuggle and play with. Scoria loves to be affectionate with both me and her sister who seems to have not had this earlier in her life- but Scoria is showing her how nice it is not only directly but demonstrating with me and Sakura also trying, copying what she has seen her sister do.
Sometimes when one goes to check on the other they'll join in on... I'm not even sure what they were doing. But they had a good time while taking a mandated union break from digging tunnels for the isopods.
So happy I get to share in the adventures of these two best friends! It makes me so happy to see them living their best lives together, and being beyond content snuggled together with their found family.
#cute#pets#snakes#friends#animals#I think Sakura tried copying Scoria and didn't quite get the full memo#So she went down the front bark and Scoria went down the back which leads into diggy dirt#And Sakura was like#“I followed friend into bark but where is friend???”#Meanwhile Scoria was probably oblivious her little sister was trying to find her & she may was well have her front half going into a portal#Eventually they found each other fully#And were very clear they prefer their home far more than this enclosure they helped build tunnels for#I'm glad to know they like their home#While I do want to make it more aesthetically pleasing#the current focus was filling it with things they enjoy#Specifically things they have a lot of fun playing with or on#I want their home to be the place they feel safe but also enjoy being in#not a prison#a bedroom#I think they like their enclosure but they sometimes don't want to go in it because they also really enjoy spending time with me#Scoria really does#but also communicates effectively when she is sleepy from playing and needs to rest#as much as they love each other when they go to sleep for the night they sleep alone#even with the option to stay near each other#I think this is nature rather than something I taught them by separating them into their own enclosures after play time#which makes me wonder if humans classified them as solitary just because they don't want room mates#like plenty of people i know choose to live alone but that doesn't mean they are introverts/solitary#I wonder if wild hoggies sleep alone (not counting brumation) and their social lives outside their den was completely ignored#Like I bet they live in a neighborhood or kingdom or whatever you want to call it#The fact they can communicate“I'm friendly let's be nice to each other”indicates a species that regularly comes into contact with each other
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wanted to do one of those deviantart sonic form memes for old times sakes 🦔
(form explanations in the tags)
#sonic au#goro akechi#persona 5#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#kinda haha#student council au#explanation time!!#normal is normal kechi! just a little guy#knight form is technicallyyyy his phantom ruby form but only with a small amount#given that akechi cannot use the chaos emeralds and needs the super emeralds… I think his wereform would be bigger than sonic’s#I kinda wish I leaned into the dark Gaia monster designs as well w this one actually….#phantom Ruby is his ‘super’ form pretty much. just a higher concentration of phantom ruby power#usually akechi does not let his psychic powers show and they are incredibly stunted by his inhibitor rings#but in hyper mode he can’t control anything so the blue rings show up very clearly on his gloves#robot form is based on both the shadow robots from multiplayer shth and Aigis#riders based on the dancing outfit#Mephiles form has elements of Loki because he’s kinda confused on which one Akechi actually is supposed to look like#classified is his proto form pre-miyu draining the black arms sample from his pre-build#((which I will probably expand on later….))#dark is another high concentration of phantom ruby power but … yk. dark#ahahah…. stuco akechi :)
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gojo constantly tells you he'd die for you. at the start of your relationship, you would kind of roll your eyes at the comment. he's so dramatic, you'd think to yourself, though you'd appreciate the sentiment nonetheless. but as time went on, and as your relationship blossomed, you began to feel a pang in your heart every time he said it.
an ache so deep in your spirit, that you could cry whenever he'd go on a mission. because you knew, that while he was fighting for a better society, for the eradication of curses and corruption, there was a large part of him that was fighting solely for you. for your safety. and if that meant he had to die for that to happen, so be it.
i don't want you to die for me. words you never thought you'd have to say to the love of your life. you want to spend the rest of your life with this man. why must he insist on showing his love in death?
he'd always give you a little smile when you'd say that, because he knows tears will be following soon after.
i know. there wasn't much more to be said after that. just a mutual understanding that a devastating heartbreak is lingering somewhere down the line, inevitable. he just hopes that in his next life, he gets to spend more time with you.
#gojo satoru#gojo x reader#jjk x reader#I've been thinking a lot about gojo recently#I'm not the type of person to indulge in angst (does this classify as angst???)#or any type of sad media bc I'm delulu and like happy endings#but this has been floating around my noggin and I had to write it down#he is so so devoted to you. he doesn't care to throw his life away for you#anyways hello my friends long time no see !!#this is longer than I intended and it has hardly been proofread but I hope y'all enjoy !#.satoru
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