#does mercy count as a milf?

[lasergeist]

Saint of Joy, duplicitous slut, #1 baby hater

[galacticnova3]

To be clear: the Master Crown is into no one. There’s no such thing as a “we” or “us” with it in the end. It might act like there is for a little bit after making itself known, just to get its hosts to drop their guard— a golden artifact immense power that speaks in your mind and gives hints and suggestions as to what you should do isn’t necessarily a bad thing if it isn’t seeking to replace you in your own body or something like that. If it’s saying you’ll be doing something together, and you’re still ultimately calling the shots, well, why not enjoy the power it brings? You can do anything you want! Cursed doesn’t always mean evil, it just means there’s something more or less permanent and arcane in nature attached to it, so maybe this spooky cursed crown isn’t actually all that bad. Besides, it isn’t as if nobody has heard rumors about Galaxia or the Triple Star’s true natures, and the knight and rat both helped save the world to some degree(twice if you count the events of Star Allies).

Of course what it doesn’t inform its wearer is that the “we” and “us” are very temporary, and it isn’t going to be the Crown that takes the back seat when things change. Said change won’t be instantaneous, though; if it has its way it will be so gradual its host won’t be able to tell the difference. First it’s nothing, then it starts making suggestions, then inspires ideas, influences your actions, thinks your thoughts for you, controls your body… It’s not quite like a ferocious monster devouring the soul in one fell swoop, but more akin to a disease with no outward symptoms. A parasite. It spreads slowly, feeds, feigns being beneficial, makes the host feel powerful to distract them from the fact that they’re beginning to rot from the inside, feeds, conceals the fact that their very mind is not immune to the infection. If all goes to plan, its wearer will be reduced to a husk in both body and soul without questioning it or the being that gave them so much power.

In some ways it’s better to stay ignorant like that. Winning once it has you is all but impossible regardless of your awareness, and it punishes resistance. Not necessarily directly, but perhaps in the way a trap punishes a struggling animal; tightening the snare the more they try to pull away, spreading the glue the more they struggle, letting them paint cage bars with their own blood as they thrash about. It’s not ideal for either of you, though, hence seeking to give the host a false sense of security. Convince them they’re in a castle and they won’t question all the walls around them. That’s the closest thing to mercy it will ever grant, really; the choice between thinking you’re in a warm embrace and realizing you’re being strangled, choked, drowned.

Not every being is susceptible to it, though, but those rare few are outliers, and hardly ever something it would see as even an inconvenience, let alone a threat. It wants to rule alone with absolute power, and if it gets its way, anything that it can’t control or assimilate will simply be destroyed; if it can’t have them, nobody can, not even the individuals themselves. It has no desire for peers, like-minded or not. If anything those sorts are adversaries; if the goal is complete and utter control, there are no allies and there is no friendly competition. There is only those it has power over, and those it does not. Accepting an equal would mean relinquishing control.

Anyways all that is to say the Master Crown doesn’t care about milfs and would probably also hate Star Dream for wanting to kill all of the things it wants to assimilate and/or rule over. Thank for comig to my ted talk

[belovedblabber]

1, 3, 4, tlt?

<3 thank youuu I always have so much fun with these

1. which character do you relate to the most from your fandom?

Oh this is tricky. Funnily I think it might be Palamedes, who I adore but do not talk about enough on here. The reasons for my relating to him would take an essay for me to parse the why though sdfrtyhjk

3. what is your favorite ship?

This one is hard because for some reason with tlt sorting ships in my head gets tricky! I know not why. I do love Griddlehark, because of all of the STUFF contained therein, there's so much to unpack there, there's so much going on, devotion to the point of ruin and fragmenting et al. Ianthe/Harrow is also fun to me, as is Ianthe/Kiriona (in a 'gay sex is going to make this worse but I think we should give it a shot anyway' way asdfg)

Also a big fan of Jaugustine idk what's going on there but I want to bottle it

I did a bad job of answering this I was supposed to just give one oops

4. what is your favorite CANON ship?

This is kind of cheating because I already mentioned John/Augustine above, but I love whatever the fuck John Augustine and Mercy have going on. Does this count as an answer here? I'm going with yes.

Actually my TRUE favorite canon ship is me/Abigale Pent milf extraordinaire. Just kidding I would never ruin her marriage I'm not going to be a homewrecker AGAIN

[softness-and-shattering]

Mmm mercy founded the eighth and she literally never soul siphons except for the whole. Being a lyctor thing

Phyrra just does not behave as a cop or have cop vibes in what weve seen of her on page afaik. Shes just a milf trying to get by. And being awesome about it. Idk that she "counts" as a cop 10k years down the line.

I’m glad you’ve brought up how fucking insane those three had to be because not to be a bummer but g1deon and wake have killed NUMEROUS of each others allies and compatriots. Corona said that she had “heard too much of the Saint of duty to trust Pyrrha Dve” and according to pash wake considered deadheading necromancers to be “90% superstition 10% for the fun of it”. Those two were killing machines and still did what they did. Wake even said G1deon deserved a quick death! Insane.

HIM I’LL KILL QUICK BECAUSE SHE ASKED ME TO AND BECAUSE THAT MUCH HE HONESTLY DESERVES BUT YOU TWO MUMMIFIED WIZARD SHITS I WILL BURN AND BURN AND BURN AND BURN UNTIL THERE IS NO TRACE OF YOU LEFT IN THE SHADOW OF MY LONG-LOST NATAL SUN

I find it funny that she cites that pyrrha asked her to kill him quickly in addition to that being what he deserved. every day I ask myself how GOOD is pyrrha dve at fucking hard and nasty to get commander awake remembrance of these valiant dead to not immediately shoot her in the head.

and I KNOW she still tried I know murdering the saint of duty was also a sex thing. theyre both killing machines and thats why the sex was so good theyre on the same page about the deranged shit theyre getting into

I think the core of the locked tomb is about two or more people who are actively making each other worse and how they actively choose to encourage these circumstances

[biggaybunny]

Hoshiguma, Che'en, Tomimi, Gavial, Kal'tsit, W, Carnelian, Absinthe, Asbestos, Exusiai, Siege, the Nearls, Eunectes, Saria, Mudrock

Alright here we goes *breaks fingers*

Hoshiguma: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

She's big and strong, gentle and well-spoken, loyal and introspective. She's an incredible character and an incredible woman and a woman in leather makes me weak.

Ch'en: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

She's edgy, but I love a woman who can kill me a thousand different ways. Points taken off for her having way too much of a hard-on for self-sacrifice and lone wolfing it, but she's still very pretty and rocks the office casual look (yknow, not counting the hotpants).

Tomimi: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

TAILSLUT HOT

Gavial: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

She flew under my radar for the longest time but honestly she's gorgeous, she's unreasonably strong, she's got a hot tail and sharp teeth, and she looks fate in the eye and then punches it in the teeth. What more could you ask for in a woman?

Kal'tsit: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

You know what I love? A woman who absolutely hates me. I also love an ethically dubious milf. Points taken off for not understanding how amnesia works, and more points taken off for acting like she's got a moral high ground while she machinates and lies to us. Points added back on for probably being some kind of timeless abomination masquerading as a catmilf.

W: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

She's wicked, she's a genius, she understands how amnesia works, and she's basically a demon lady. I like her attitude and her smile. Points taken off for shopping at hot topic despite being like, thirty-three. How did she even find anything in her size?

Carnelian: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

GOD I love the sexy scientist look. The giant horns. That absurd thigh of straps. In terms of per physical looks she's a 10/10. I know nothing about her personality, but her gaze is smoldering. Given most characters are getting points off for their personalities, maybe that's the reason she gets top rating =:V.

Absinthe: Absinthe is my daughter what is she doing on this list all of you staring at her chest are going to get sent to your own personal Brazil Chernobog.

Asbestos: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

She practically deserves her own tier, I almost went back and moved everyone else down a tier once I reached her. She's so fucking sexy. She's a bastard. Like, people think "bastard" is a gendered term, but she isn't a bitch. She's a bastard, and I mean that affectionately. She's antisocial. She's fit. She's lanky. She modified a door into a shield instead of modifying a shield into a shield. She has oripathy and was too chad to be affected by this. She doesn't know how to talk to people. She's the most lesbian lizard on the planet. She's a stud and I want her to walk over me with her size 13 combat boots.

Exulsai: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Moderately-unhinged tomboy angel is cute, I bet she gives good hugs. She's too high energy for me but I recognize a cutie when I see one.

Siege: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

She comes off kinda young for me. I dunno. I just also don't really go for the whole "princess in exile" thing. Like she's just giving off "look how regal I still am even now" vibes. Like, okay blueblood, we get it, you had a posture coach. The fact that specific individuals are capable of being good people and good leaders does not justify monarchy as a system of government.

Maria Nearl: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

I like that she's got a passion for mechanics and she is, genuinely, very pretty and a very good girlfriend for Platinum, but her naivety and need to follow in her sis's footsteps don't really endear her to me.

Whishlash: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

She's clever and ambitious and takes care of her family, and I really appreciate her owning her sexuality like she does (read: slutting it up good) but at the end of the day, she's still a horse.

Margaret Nearl: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Margaret Nearl's dick is bigger than yours. Think of the biggest dick you've ever seen. Margaret Nearl's dick is bigger than that. One time the sun decided to shine so Nearl went "hey sun how big is your dick again?" and the sun cut that shit OUT. The only reason Reunion still exists is because Margaret Nearl has to spend at least sixteen hours a day fucking her two wives, and a knight like her knows the importance of getting eight hours of sleep. Points taken off for still being a horse, but added back on for being Margaret "Fucks Your Wife" Nearl.

Eunectes: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

GOD that tail. That tail drives me to poetry. AND she's an engineer. Her passion for knowledge and for her work is so sexy. And she prefers to be mostly-naked for no good reason. Short, brown hair on nerdy girls is my weakness too, and she counts as a nerd even if she CAN kick my ass by thinking about it >///>

Saria: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Insanely powerful women are hot. Insanely powerful women who choose to be protectors even if they have to keep their destructive potential under control to do so are even hotter. Plus there's just something about the sternness in her gaze that makes me want to say "yes ma'am". Her horns are hot too.

Mudrock: Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Have you noticed a trend with me yet? Have you figured it out yet? WOMAN BIG. WOMAN PROTEC. Most importantly, WOMAN HAVE HORN. She's also gentle and creative and (in every good fan interpretation anyway) built like a brick factory.

[dullahandyke]

Count of monte Cristo for the series ask

kissing u so sweetly for this /p thank u bestie

Favourite character: Mercédes :( basically. MILF who did nothing wrong and is so so tragic and should have gotten to murder her husband. Dumas was a coward actually for giving her a bad ending she deserved happiness. yes i know thats counter-productive to the messaging to the book no i dont care :( mercedes bby come back 2 me

Second favourite character: even split between Eugénie and Benedetto... eugénie is here because her entire character is just the word 'DYKE' capital-letters and like its probably meant to be seen as a bad thing but shes having a ball and i am too. and benedetto for me because i can have little a prettyboy who commits murder and pretends to be a prince. as a treat. made a dahlia hawthorne parallel a few days ago and my brain hasn't shut up since. also his role in villefort's revenge kicked ass it was so dramatic. the revenges in this book.... heart emoji

Least favourite character: villefort but in a sad pathetic wet dog way. like hes done some fucking deplorable things but also he is constantly shivering. hes the character i have most active negative emotions towards

Character I relate to most: (hard cut to me rereading the part where eugénie tells her dad 'i'm not unhappy just bcos i dont want to marry a dude. why would i be unhappy? i'm hot and smart and pretty and everyone loves me. me getting married would only tie me down pointlessly' and being like YESSSS!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!)

OTP: in a shocking move, i do NOT go for eugénie and her canon girlfriend, instead opting for edmond and mercédes. like especially the wildhorn musical version... yes it goes against the original book. i dont care. 'he was gone but not forgotten, in each ocean breeze he lived again, can this heart distant and clever, be lost forever'... the tragedy of someone you used to adore and who youve been hanging your hopes on, and then they come back and they are cruel and they are not merciful... ough. also A Nocturnal Interview is the only chapter ever actually

NOTP: edmond x haidée. not even because of 'omggg otp' with him and mercedes. shes like 2 decades younger than u edmond, youve literally called her 'like a daughter' before. 'he knew that he had found a second mercedes' shut the fuck up dumas, haidee and mercedes are their own distinct characters, neither are able to replace each other or be replaced. also, albert x edmond. fuck you they're father and son in my mind. you ship that one because you watched the anime, didn't you

Favourite moment: ough... the climx of the revenge against villefort is SOO fucking good i go haywire every single time. set the scene: villefort cheated on his wife and now has a bastard son. he takes this bastard son and tells the mother that he has died and he heads down to the garden to dig the living child a grave, because the king's prosecutor has no room for a bastard son. the baby gets stolen from him, and fast forward two decades, a scoundrel is on trial; for dastardly behaviour, for pretending to be prince, for matricide and prison break and murder. we know who it is. we have been told. the judge asks the man's name and he declines to give it; he does not know it. he gives the date of his birth. villefort's pen stills. he gives the place of his birth. villefort looks up, pale. he does not give his name because he does not know it. he does, however, know the name of his father. he looks villefort in the eyes. 'gerárd de villefort', the man says. and just like that, villefort's life falls apart.

Rating out of ten: 9/10. legitimately a very good book, if incredibly long (my copy has small text and still has nearly 900 pages.) it does have some... questionable bits (gestures to the casual bigotry and also the entire existence of Ali) but they dont subsume the narrative and its such a winding plot that ties things into a neat little bow... mwah

[loverofallthingssarah]

1, 19, 24, 29, 33, 46 :)

1. Describe the first girl you ever had a crush on.

Omg the first girl I ever had a crush on was actually my middle school science teacher (what does that say about me lmao milfs I guess) she was blonde and very pretty, Delia length hair, blue eyes! She always had her hair and makeup done. She was so sweet and I never got anything done cause I was always staring at her lmao

19. Are there any sapphic visual artists you admire?

Vstolare

24. Do you have any favorite sapphic movies or TV shows?

Ahs of course stan ally 🙇🏻‍♀️

I’ve watched all of the l word and I’m starting generation q

There are others but the main characters aren’t sapphic so idk if that counts

Movies:

Imagine you & me

Saving face

Loving annabelle

My days of mercy

Carol

29. Describe your best friend.

My best is short with long brown hair! She is so smart like genius territory! Brown eyes, she has the most contagious smile! She is the sweetest person in the world! Naturally blushy cheeks lol she’s like my sister

33. Tag a sapphic blogger you’d like to get to know, but have been too shy to message.

Literally everyone I don’t talk too 🥺 I can’t pick just one I want to talk to everyone hehe

46. Have you been to any Pride events?

I have my undergrad university had gay pride drags shows

My I live in now hosts one but I didn’t get to it yet but I will this year if Covid calms down

[medea10]

Medea’s Worst Year of All-Time Anime/Game Superlative

Nobody saw this year coming…except for maybe Barbara Walters! Who could have predicted that this year would bless us with Australia burning, the entire west coast of the U.S. set on fire, stupid people setting fires because they wanted to reveal a baby’s gender, murder hornets, Ruth Bader Ginsburg dying, an almost war with Iran, serial killer mascots arrested, policemen killing unarmed black folks for having a counterfit $20, policemen killing unarmed black folks for breaking up a fight, policemen killing black folks for holding sandwiches, policemen killing unarmed black folks for fucking sleeping, a wide variety of “Karens” coming out of the woodworks, the end of Bojack, the end of Steven Universe, the end of Empire, and a pandemic so huge it’s killed the economy, canceled fun, and given the U.S. president the dumb-fuck idea of injecting bleach to kill the virus!?

SERIOUSLY, WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED ALL OF THIS WAS GOING TO FALL IN OUR LAPS LIKE HOT COFFEE ON THE CROTCH?!

At least there was anime this year.

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At least there was SOME anime this year.

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Biden won the election and Vickeblanca came out with Black Catcher this year.

Hey internet, it’s Medea here to give you her trashy opinion on this years anime and games that she’s watched or played. Because for some reason, my loser-ass loves to do out-dated as fuck memes! I shouldn’t complain, this shit brings a lot of attention to my page every year when I do this. Yes, 2020 was a complete dumpster fire so large that Domestic Girlfriend is crying foul. Many of us had to go on lockdown and ended up binge-watching the entire 957+ episodes of One Piece. I did no such thing. I am one of those “essential workers” so I didn’t hunker down for 9 months straight. But when I was home, I was watching anime. Actually, I would have done that even without the pandemic. I’m an introvert and find the human race to be deplorable.

You all know how this goes. I go over the best this year had to offer me. I had to search really hard to find the good in this year, especially in the anime world. Many things had to be put on hiatus or were delayed to a later date. Just a reminder, I don’t discriminate in what year the anime or game came out. If something came out in the happier times of 2007, that anime or game counts! Let’s get at it!

First Fandom of 2020: Interspecies Reviewers

Did anyone expect a fan-favorite of 2020 was going to be a hentai? Did anyone have on their batshit 2020 bingo card that a hentai was going to grab everybody’s attention? At the beginning of the year, my mind was set on the Railgun sequel and Eizoken. It wasn’t until licensors, streaming sites, and TV stations in Japan dropped this series that I started to pay attention. And got immediately hooked! It’s about three men going to different brothels and reviewing their time with the ladies. And these ladies are of different species! So with every bang comes possible enlightenment, new kinks, or a night of having your dick sucked off more than humanly possible. This anime blew away all of my skepticism and first impressions right out the window. Maybe it’s because I’m a degenerate and am often curious about sexual content, but this was a guilty pleasure of mine this year.

Favorite Main Character of 2020: Moroha from Yashahime

I know the majority of this story is going to revolve around Towa and Setsuna, but can we please focus a little more energy on the spunky, quarter-demon girl?! I know they’re pitting Moroha as the comic relief, but I’m hopeful that she’s going to surprise us one day. We fans of InuYasha would spend the past decade and some change wondering what InuYasha and Kagome’s daughter would be like. This year, we got our answer with Moroha. She’s got this wild side to her, probably due to the fact that she’s spent her entire life on her own. And while she’s silly at times, she can get down to business in a pinch. She has her father’s sense of smell. She has a sword. She’s able to shoot sacred arrows much like her mother. And to top it all off, she has this special rouge that if she puts it on, she’s able to unleash that ¼ demon power inside her and become Beniyasha! Yeah, I know the power only lasts a minute, she’s only 14, give her a break! I will gladly go through another week scratching my head at the confusion this story gives me if I get to see one more second of Moroha and her crazy antics or her bad-ass slaying.

Favorite Villain of 2020: The Devil Believers from Black Clover

This was one hell of a year for Black Clover. It would have been an easy choice to pick the devil and possible super devil that appeared during the elf fight. But I’d like to give a nod to the filler arc villains. And you can’t blame this group for wanting the power of the devil. They’re literally the bottom-rung of the Clover Kingdom and ones with little to no power or mana. So I can agree with why they would want the power of the devil. For one thing, they’d have more power. And for another thing, they’d be able to exact revenge on those who have wronged them. On some occasions I agree with exacting revenge and when it comes to the nobles and some characters in Black Clover, some folks do deserve death. I mean, have you met the king of the Clover Kingdom? Plus, this town and many other poorer towns get looked over by the kingdom. Peasant uprise! Anyways, I thought these people were really crafty in their crimes. I mean, they were able to knock Asta out on his ass with specially made poisons. I was actually hooked to this story of Black Clover (despite it being a filler arc). I know we’ll never see them again as they have been exiled, but it did have me semi-rooting for them.

Favorite Video Game Character of 2020: Honey from Pokemon – Sword & Shield (Expansion Pass)

Sorry Raymond from Animal Crossing!

Honey is the saucy wife of Mustard…I did not expect that to come out the way it did, but here we are! She has one hell of a team you can fight once a day. She looks out for her husband, the dojo, and the students of the dojo like they were her own children by providing food, drinks, and others. However that does come at a price as you do have to give up a sizable chunk of your watts that you collect in raid dens. I’m sure a bunch of MILF chasers were more than happy enough to give her all their hard-earned watts just so they can have their one-on-one moment on the beach with Honey.

What won me over was when that one guy from a rival dojo bad-mouthed her husband’s dojo and she…I think she kicked this guy’s ass herself. I don’t think she used any of her pokemon. Game Freak won’t show it, but we all know she kicked this guy’s ass to a point where he’s begging for mercy.

Honey, for the win!

Favorite Game of 2020: Animal Crossing New Horizons

This game was just Zen for me. I know the release of this game came with some controversy like Gamestop saying it’s an essential business and will remain open for people to get their copies of the game. Hell, I was one of those assholes in line waiting to get a copy on March 20th. Did I predict that a pandemic was going to rage out of control when I got a prepay copy of this for Christmas 2019? NO! I only predict political things, not deadly pandemics! The good news, we social distanced, didn’t catch the covid and got the game.

Anyways, this game has been a non-stop calming and fun ride. I can even forgive their botch-up of Bunny Day. They even have events for holidays I never thought they would ever touch. I mean, does anybody know when Museum Day is? Probably not until Animal Crossing had an event for it! I’ve been able to let my freak-flag fly with designing my island. And this goes way beyond New Leaf for the 3DS. I can make a sign post with the words “Fuck Trump” on it and post it in my yard. I can dig up trees and plant them elsewhere. I can poop in a toilet. I can craft furniture and put my own design on it. My furniture can have Tracey Sketchit’s beautiful mug on it. I can sit on Tracey Sketchit’s face. I am a sick fuck and I don’t care. I can give Raymond and Bob maid outfits. Magical time in my game! My hopes for next year…I don’t know, get the Festivale furniture, get Papi and Olivia to join my island, maybe visit Danny Trejo’s island, who knows, sky’s da limit!

Favorite Het Couple of 2020: Nasa and Tsukasa Yuzaki from Tonikawa

This is one of the most unorthodox marriages I’ve ever seen. But in this 90 Day Fiance world we’re living in, I shouldn’t pass judgement on these two getting married in episode one and not knowing much about each other. Nasa meets Tsukasa as he was about to be plowed by a truck. Tsukasa saves his life. Nasa says she’s beautiful. Tsukasa says she’ll be his girlfriend if they get married. He agrees. She disappears. Four years later, Tsukasa appears in front of Nasa’s front door with a marriage registration form. Congratulations buddy, you’ve got yourself a waifu! In some way, this felt like watching Yamato and Takeo from My Love Story. I was fascinated with them progressing through their relationship. The only difference is that Yamato and Takeo took the old-fashioned route. This couple did everything ass-backwards in terms of having a relationship. But I couldn’t take my eyes off Nasa and Tsukasa’s relationship during each episode. I find them cute.

Favorite Yuri Couple of 2020: Karin Asaka x Emma Verde from Love Live Nijigasaki High School Idol Club

AAAAAAAAAH! I’M IN IDOL HELL AGAIN! Yeah, no kidding! I came this close to putting Miu x Nicole from that abomination 22/7. But thank God for Love Live! There’s no telling if any of the girls from the Love Live franchise are confirmed to be lesbians. But fuck it, all of them attend all-girl schools, no males exist anywhere, and Sunshine gave us Kanan x Mari! Yeah, you know Kanan and Mari is canon as fuck, don’t at me. So naturally, I found more third-years to ship in the new Love Live series. Now I know I should have put up Ai x Rina or Ayumu x Yuu. Especially the latter due to recent events! But Emma x Karin is my OTP.

Now Emma is an exchange student from Switzerland and in coming to Nijigasaki, she first meets Karin and they became instant friends. When Emma said she wants to become an idol, Karin helped her quite a bit. Even though Karin had no interest in being an idol as her modeling career is starting up, Karin would occasionally help Emma out. And surprise, surprise, Karin ends up fascinated with the idol world and Emma helps her come to the light to be herself there. Okay, I’m totally reading this in some fragmented way, but I’m currently playing Love Live School Idol Festival All Stars and the app game has a lot more stuff involving stuff the anime has yet to talk about. Confirmed or not, Karin x Emma for the win!

Favorite Yaoi Couple of 2020: Eiji Okumura x Ash Lynx from Banana Fish

It took me a while to get here, but I finally made it to 2018’s overlooked gem. Forgive me for not being fully caught up, but from what I’m watching at the moment, I’m sticking to my guns and supporting the hell out of this. I mean, I could have mentioned The Titan’s Bride here…but fuck no, I ain’t goin’ down that mess! Ash has gone through a lot, I mean a helluva lot in his past. His cute boy looks have made him a target on the streets of New York, with mafia dons, and with prison inmates. But dude can kill if you mess with him. Then you have Eiji, who is just a literal example of a “pure cinnamon roll (until episode 8)”. These two are as opposite as you can possibly get. Ash is from New York and Eiji is from Japan. Ash likes hot dogs with everything on it. Eiji likes grilled fish and natto. Ash spent the majority of his life killing on the streets. Eiji was a track superstar. You get my meaning. But when we got these two together it’s quite adorable. Ash is really able to change when he’s around Eiji. Ash isn’t some heartless killer on the street about to kill a thug with prosthetic fingers. When he’s with Eiji, he’s a joker that can easily get scared of pumpkins. And even in later episodes, you got these two acting like a husband and wife.

Fandom That You Didn’t Expect to Get Into: Les Miserables – A Girl Named Cosette

Let me explain a little something. Les Mis! I have never seen the play, watched the movie, or read the novel prior to picking up this anime. Not a single one of those! And that’s a bit of a head-scratcher when you realize I was a bit of a musical theater nut in my teenage years. But one thing I do like is when Japan does an anime based on plays or historical events (like Romeo x Juliet or Rose of Versailles). The second I popped in Les Miserables the anime, I wanted to binge watch the whole 52 episode series. It is by no means a perfect adaptation of the Victor Hugo novel. Several key players end up surviving all the way up to the end of the story! But because this was my very first viewing of anything Les Mis, I took to the story of Cosette and was eager to see what was going to happen next in her tale. Unlike the movies and play, Cosette was the main focus of the story besides Jean Valjean and Javert. And thanks to watching the unfortunate stories of Cosette, Jean Valjean, the Thenadiers, Javert, Marius, and the rest, I thought it was time to watch the OTHER adaptations to Les Mis.

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Russell Crowe sucks.

Fandom That Made An Unexpected Comeback: Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni

Higurashi or When They Cry is one of my favorite fandoms of all time! So naturally when we heard that it was making a comeback, I was excited. It was also very odd that Higurashi was given this sequel or reboot. Ahem! There’s another franchise that needs a face-lift. Umineko still deserves a better treatment. Plus, now that this series was out of the faulty hands of Studio Deen, Higurashi will get the special care it deserves. Believe it or not, it wasn’t just the anime that made a comeback for me, but the manga as well. Since 2009, I’ve read several volumes (out of order) and would every now and then come back to read the story. Back to the anime, this reboot or sequel…you know what, I’m gonna call it a “rebooqual”! This rebooqual sucked me back to the town of Hinamizawa and all the murders. Every week, I find myself comparing the current episode to one from the 2006 version. But then the fourth episode of each arc seems to catch me off guard.

Where are they going with this story and these twist endings to our favorite arcs? I did not expect Rena to turn a simple attempted murder into the end of School Days! I didn’t expect Rika to die in the most disgusting fashion they could think of. Could someone kill Teppei fucking Hojo? I will pay ¥5000 for someone to do that job. So yeah, because I know how much of this plays out and who does what, I’m usually watching and reading while making wise-ass remarks. But I still have fun with it.

Fandom That Inspired the Most Crack: Konosuba

In a year where I caught up with the popular Isekais like Shield Hero and Re:Zero, I found the wacky misadventures of Kazuma Satou to be amusing as all get-out. From the first 5 minutes, I found myself laughing at Kazuma’s misfortune. Seriously, how the fuck do you mistake a tractor for a car, have a heart attack, piss yourself, and fucking die in the first couple minutes to the series? You can only get away with this shit in gag animes! But it’s not just Kazuma’s dumbass, there’s a mage who only does explosions, but loses all her energy after one blow-up. Then there’s a busty, blonde who gets turned on by getting hurt and can’t strike anything with her sword. Anime’s biggest masochist or Cheryl Tunt incarnate, I haven’t decided which one to believe! Then you have this loud, crazy goddess chick named Aqua. She’s also useless about 86% of the time! Watching their unfortunate missions is all the crack that I need to get through this year. Seriously, Darkness is just all kinds of fucked up, but we love her.

Last Fandom of 2020: Yashahime

That’s right, the InuYasha sequel gets top spot here! Even though week after week I find myself asking more questions than when the episode started, I’m still hooked. If you’re like me, you watched and fell in love with the series InuYasha. So if they’re doing a sequel, you’re expecting to see all of your favorite characters from the prequel like InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Sesshomaru, Koga, Rin, and the rest. Actually, no! Quite the opposite! We’ve got Sesshomaru’s daughters, but no Sesshomaru. Rin is sleeping in a tree we think! We’ve got InuYasha and Kagome’s daughter, but they’re M.I.A. None of the girls even know a thing about their birth parents.

Now are these new characters a catch like the ones from the previous series? Some are! The three main girls, yes! Especially Moroha! I’ve already praised her name earlier in the superlative. Towa and Setsuna do take on some personality traits from their parents. Setsuna is definitely serious like Sesshomaru and Towa sometimes has a carefree yet loyal aura to her like Rin. I know I’m always skeptical when a series gives us a sequel featuring the offspring of the main characters. Especially when you’ve got some lame examples like Boruto and Eureka Seven AO (I might retract my diss on Boruto later)! As each week gives us a new episode, we’re unraveling new clues into a lot of things involving our old favorite characters, as well as the new ones. So I have high hopes for Yashahime for the time being!

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Some Overwatch in Crossthicc thoughts:

Omnics are pretty much as in canon, robots created to be menial labor who resented their lot in life, rose up and caused a massive war with tons of collateral damage and body counts. Unlike canon, though, they are far older; Crossthicc’s Omnic Crisis took place eons ago, and was part of the cataclysm that wrecked the multiverse. Additionally it wasn’t just Omnics but robots of all kinds (basically all intelligent robots that are not naturlaly revolving mechanical lifeforms), generally referred in positive tones by historians and is seen as having been a historical inevitability. There are many Omnics in the Endowed Nomad Fleet, generally super curvy fembots, but they are numerous enough to be present in all factions.

Note that, due to the much broader scope of Crossthicc, there is no garuantee that canon characters have any relation to each other, or even know one another unless specifically stated or are related.

Reaper may be the main Ghost Rider of this setting, given his powers and habits. Otherwise he is pretty much the same as in canon. This version of him g oes with the idea that his actions are deep cover spy games; he is a genuine hero here, if something of a total troll, and is the unofficial leader of Task Force X. He may be extremely old, dating back to the times of pre-spaceflight Earth. This would make him over four thousand years old; at the very least, he doesn’t’ age. Is a team dad to the Task Force, and scouts out poential recruits. Looks absolutely horrifying beneath the mask, but is legit a good guy, and a buff beefcake at that.

Widowmaker/Amelie Lacroix was at one point an assassin in service to a minor organization in service to the Ringers, but was freed of her programming. She has since taken her services to the Task Force in hopes of redeeming herself. Hyper hourglass and super limber, with spider-themed mutations and gadgets. She may be from a line of designer clones engineered to be absolutely Perfect. Also possibly from a sci-fi version of Dragon Age’s Orlais, which may be used in-setting as a Space France of sorts.

Winston: Originally from a technocratic society of hyper-intelligent sapient apes, from gorillas like him, to orangutangs and chimpanzees, some of which are anthro monster people, and others are not. A member of the Endowed Nomad Fleet, humbly considering himself a regular engineer but is one of their most respected and admired super-scientists, with many cybernetic intelligence enchancements, and an ace pilot of mechas and powered armor. In a close relationship with Athena/EDI (see below). He has some unspecified conflicts with a famous criminal warlord of his home society, Grodd (of DC comics) and they have polar opposite views on non-apes.

Pharah/Fareeha Amari: A super-soldier kitted out with high grade cybernetics and enhancement mods, she operates an ace custom suit of powered armor called the Raptora, capable of flight and massive bombardment, and can slot into a larger mecha for REALLY big fights. (It is patterned after her Thunderbird skin, aesthetically, and this version of her leans a bit more towards her First Nations ancestry.) A member of the Endowed Fleet, and she is also Endowed herself; a hyper curvy amazon, with obvious cybernetics and giant size. Also has explosion-based superpowers and falcon-themed mods, including feathery hair, talon fingers, and even genuine hawk wings.

Ana Amari: Mother to Fareeha, and a Fullmetal Alchemist-styled alchemist, mixing up and experimenting with mods and power-up potions. Despite her age, she is far younger than she looks, appearing even younger than her daughter. She’s got more hips than Fareeha’s curve balance does. Can use her alchemy skill offensively, and acts as a combat medic otherwise, and works as a doctor aboard the fleet. Is also Endowed herself.

Symmetra/Satva Vaswani: Member of the Endowed Fleet, and she is also Endowed herself; hyper hourglass, with an extremely small waist and absolutely massive hips/bust ratio. Not really bio-modded, but makes heavy use of cybernetics to make herself impossibly limber, agile and ludicrously fast. A physicist and gadgeteer in excellent standing on the fleet! Specializes in a variety of ‘hard pixel’ the fleet uses as a somewhat plausible take on hard light, and uses powers to weaponize it somewhat. Fairly close with Jade Harley, in a friendly rival way, as their technological discoveries are similar. (they have probably fused.)

Other characters below!

Zarya: Independant, originally part of a group dedicated to fighting kaiju and from the same broad group that includes the likes of the Neon Genesis Evangelion characters, and the as-yet-undetermined cast from Pacific Rim. She fought on the ground, using potent biological enhancements, though she has a lot of conflict over this, developing something of a fear of misuse of power. She’s otherwise a super soldier, and her dislike of robots stems from conflict with the Decepticons... which would give anyone a phobia of robotic life. The Dinobots love annoying her whenever they cross paths. Since her original group dissolved, she’s gathered a group of like-minded ‘protect the helpless from evil’ military-types and formed an informal mercenary band that takes helpful jobs. Mega-amazon body type, like canon but bigger, bustier, and with more obvious enhancements.

Zenyatta: An omnic who was born quite recently, his fabrication line going all the way back to the catacylsm. He is a Doctor Strange-style sorcerer, using potent magic harnessed from the realms and his enlightened understanding of the cosmos, as well as soul energy. Initially he was a monk studying within a vast and great library (possibly one belonging to a mighty knowledge spirit named Wan Shi Tong, possible one more mundane in nature), but when the Endowed Fleet came there seeking information, he joined them with a thirst to see the multiverse in person. He’s also a healing wizard, and helps restore damaged people and parts.

Angela Ziegler/Mercy: An incredibly ancient human, possibly around Reaper’s age, but she is something of a sci fi lich, though a very pretty one; preserved through unusual procedures to survive through the ages, radiating the healing energies she employs to restore others. Being technically undead has no effect on her ethics (as this setting doesn’t do that kinda thing), and she serves as an advisor to a large and multi-species federation going throughout the multiverse and trying to establish order. Hyper thicc MILF body type, with biomechanical angelic wings. She may also have an angel of some kind merged with her, until an unspecified task is done.

Bastion: Not the only one of their kind! The Bastions were a weapon originally created during the cataclysm in order to combat some terrifying menace, but resented being made to be unthinking weapons and rose up to claim their freedom. While few survived the conflict, the standard template to create them survived and has seen use in anti-Transformer conflicts. our bastion is an ancient and power one one, dating back to that ancient conflict in the cataclysm, but whatever happened was so intensely traumatic they cannot consciously remember it, and being forced to remember sends sthem into a terrified panic. Is mecha-sized here, and might be able to shift into a more fembot-style form for the heck of it? A member of the Endowed Nomad Fleet, usually happily wandering around the agriculture ships and taking care of the beasts and pets at the zoo facilities.

Athena/EDI: A composite character of Athena from Overwatch proper, and EDI from Mass Effect. A powerful AI so intelligent and mighty that she is actually a member of the God Squad, and may even be a goddess, or hit some kind of singularity that she is on that level. While she exists as one of the fleet’s ships, its systems are not powerful enough to truly embody her, and so she is not entirely online. She also exists as a wide variety of extremely curvaceous fembot bodies modeled after the same ones used by the likes of Aradia and others who download themselves into super curvy robot platforms. These are not quite powerful enough to express even a fraction of her power, but she is improving them all the time. In a close, romantic relationship with Winston (mirroring both her canon friendship, and EDI’s romance with the pilot Joker/Jeff Moreau). She is Endowed, and rumor suggests that she can transform her ship body into a massive ultra-thicc MILFy body, and gets larger the more powerful the ship is. In theory, her true humanoid forms could be larger than planets.

As Athena is probably a goddess, she does have a wide range of divine powers, usually themed around wisdom, guardianship, and strategy. Whether she is actually the Athena (since I’m still not too sure about using real life mythologies all over the place) is a matter of some debate. It might just be a name... or not.

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Online Sex Tips - What You Need to Know About Hooking Up Online

Hooking up for sex, dating or anything else you might be looking for, has come a long way in the last few years. We can certainly thank the Internet for this. No longer are we forced to carouse the streets and bars in the wee hours of the morning, hoping to find someone else interested in hooking up. Nor are we restricted in finding a sex partner from within our current circle of acquaintances. Now we can stay connected with friends,

         browse profiles, pictures and videos of eligible candidates, and chat live with all kinds of interesting people, from the comfort, safety, and convenience of our own home. Online, chat, dating and hook up sites will never entirely replace going out, but they can certainly be a very useful and exciting supplement to whatever else you're now doing.

Nowadays, more and more people are realizing that its a lot easier to approach other singles, couples, or anybody for that matter, online than it is in person. People can set their inhibitions aside, and get to the point of what really matters. They can bypass all the silly games and awkward introductions, and find out immediately if the other person is available,see it this big tit milf anal

       what they're looking for, and if they're interested in the likes of them. If you're really ambitious, you can even find out what your chances are of hooking up with this person. For us guys, there's nothing more frustrating or annoying then investing the last few hours of our night, time that could have been spent on someone else, flirting with some girl who has no intention of taking it any further. Either way, if you're hooking up with a someone at a bar, or with someone online, there are a number of important tips you should know.

People are not always as they seem. No matter how cute these people may look, or how hot their profile pictures and videos are. You always need to use common sense. A friend of mine once took an extremely attractive young woman home from the bar, and then engaged in unprotected sex. When I found out, I scolded him for his stupid and reckless behaviour.

              His response was something like: "But she was way too pretty to have any disease." How ridiculous. If anything, it's probably the exact opposite. Engaging in sexual activities, be it with one partner or many, can be extremely fun and rewarding, so long as you use precautionary measures. Nowadays, condoms are an absolute must. And whatever you do, don't simply count on the person to have them.

Dangerous sexual practices, however, are not only thing you need to be concerned about. Going home with someone you just met, especially for women, can be a very foolish thing to do. That's why friends should accompany friends who are hooking up, instead of giving them an ultimatum and then ditching them. If a female friend of yours is hooking up with some guy she just met, and she will not be convinced otherwise,

                    it would be better to go along then to say good-bye. Having to get up early the next morning is no excuse to leave one of your friends at the mercy of some stranger. Besides, maybe he can invite along one of his cute buddies. Casual encounters are often more exciting in numbers.

As for hooking up online, never plan a rendezvous somewhere private or secluded. First face-to-face encounters should always take place somewhere public. If the first actual meeting does become intimate, and somewhere less public is eventually needed, always bring a cell phone along. Better yet, invite a friend to come along and wait for you in the next room. This might seem sleazy, but it doesn't have to be.

                       I would certainly do this for one of my female friends, if she was set at hooking up with a guy she just met online. Besides, having someone in the next room can actually make things more exciting. Regardless of what you decide, and what turns you on (or doesn't), sex doesn't have to be something done in secret. Letting your friends know what you're planning, and even inviting them along, can be a very intelligent decision.

Many dangers continue to lurk and thrive in the shadows, preying on ignorance, fear, and pride. Sex is not something dirty, and its not something that needs to be hidden and done in secret. Don't ever be ashamed or embarrassed to embrace your sexual identity. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to be fulfilled. Hooking up for sex, for dating, or whatever you're looking for, can be some of the most fun you'll ever have.

                        I know some of my own fondest memories are of the sexual sort. Besides, sex shouldn't only be something that people in serious relationships are enjoying. Why should they have all the fun? Everybody deserves some sexual excitement in their lives. So go online, and set your inhibitions aside. Life is too short to deny yourself. You might just surprise yourself with what you were missing.

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Rio & Buster

Rio: 😞 Rio: Well, Indie was so fucked she didn't even remember you being there.. soz you were so unforgettable, babe Rio: You get home alright? Buster: Always am, babe 😏 Even if it's the one time I'd rather be without the -un Buster: Course Rio: Ugh, trust you to run with a typo! 😂 Rio: I clued her in but she is not feeling adequately sorry for it, like Rio: didn't clue her in THAT hard, fuck but you know 😒 Buster: Trust you to make it Buster: Both of you missing me that bad already, yeah? Rio: She is, making me wanna slap her if she weren't so clueless what's she's saying 🙄 Bless Rio: and my fingers slipped, what of it boy Buster: At least you don't need to be jealous of her Buster: Hot as that'd be Buster: UNsurprised, you make a habit of that around me, like 😏 Rio: Apparently, I am, like 🤷 Rio: Full of it, she is Rio: too alike, you two, never work Rio: Oh, did she bite you, btw? She's got a loose tooth, how, I ask you... Buster: Well she's your lil mate, so again, unsurprised all around Buster: But nah, bite mark free Buster: Keep sleuthing that one Rio: Not even gonna argue Rio: more of a mini-me than any of my other sibs 😚 Rio: I daren't ask around tbh, we've secured she ain't knocked up, I'll take that so we'll just book the dentist appointment and forget all about it, I reckon Buster: Yeah, she's cockblocked me too now Buster: Thank Christ nobody could've said THAT kid's mine Buster: Don't need another coming Rio: I'm not on team cockblock anymore! Rio: Trust, no one's madder than me Rio: Don't even play that is literally the LAST thing I need on top of everything else Rio: Can you imagine? No wonder Nan had a coronary, if Indie was about to be a Ma...Lawd o mercy Buster: Maybe the dentist'll sort her head out Buster: Nobody's having fun there Buster: Not saying payback for ruining the mood but I'll still take it, cheers Rio: Harsh but Rio: feeling it 😂 Rio: even Mums get to be bitches, yeah? Buster: They're the best at it Buster: Have you met mine? Rio: Not saying you deserve it but Rio: 😉 Buster: Fuck off Buster: You know I deserved last night and that didn't happen Rio: I know Rio: Universe just upping the stakes Rio: Only means I've gotta make it up to you harder when it finally happens Buster: You better Buster: When I come back, clear the fucking schedule Rio: Duh Rio: You best come for AT LEAST a weekend Buster: You'll have to give yourself a week to recover even then Rio: 😏 Rio: Big talk but that's yet to be seen Buster: Trust me, it ain't Rio: Don't tease me when you've only just left Rio: When do you next have an excuse to be back? Buster: Not even trying to it's just Buster: Fuck Buster: Already working on it. Get thinking too, family this big there's gotta be something soon, like Rio: Check the schedule 'fore I clear it, no probs Rio: but I know Rio: I promise I feel it too Rio: [Sends photographic evidence] Buster: What happened to no teasing when I've only just left? Rio: You started it Buster: Doesn't mean you have to finish me off Rio: That's EXACTLY what it means Rio: Hope you're actually back and not still on the plane 😂 Don't mile high without me Buster: Not trying to almost crash a plane and a car in such a short space of time Buster: Bit rude to take the plane down with how desperate you are to go down on me Rio: Gotta gain some self-control boy Rio: getting dangerous now Buster: Don't Buster: Self control is the ultimate cockblock Buster: No going back Rio: You reckon? Buster: Yeah Rio: Had to see Chlo yet? Buster: She's been trying to sext me Buster: So nah Rio: 😬 Rio: Oh honey, no Buster: If she had any game that'd be one thing but she ain't Rio: I can only imagine the levels of vanilla Buster: And don't bother 'cause whatever you reckon it's worse Rio: Ick, yeah I'll save my daydreaming for better, tah Rio: aren't you glad to be back in London town? 😂 Buster: Yeah 'course Buster: Fuck Dublin. Nothing there like Rio: Just decent craic and people, like Rio: but nah, the eye, cracking stuff that Rio: Please 😜 Buster: 😂 Buster: You not planning to visit then? Fine Rio: Can't really, can I Rio: Oh hi guys, just passing Rio: Plus, clearly need to keep a better eye on Indie Buster: Who knows who she might make a move on next Rio: She ain't even shamed, it's terrible 😂 she asked if you were into it Rio: took the liberty of saying no on your behalf so you can't say nothing Buster: Cheers Buster: I'd usually call you out but it's Indie like Rio: 😒 yeah, fight me on that one and we're gonna have trouble Buster: Hot as you are when you're angry, nah Rio: You say that now Rio: Wanna put it to the test? 🥊 Buster: Not yet Rio: Softie Buster: Shut up Buster: You know I ain't when I'm around you Buster: Can't say you've forgotten last night like Indie has Rio: I wish Rio: Can't stop remembering it, like Buster: Yeah? Rio: Yeah Rio: Then I remember how it ended, or didn't Rio: and I'm back to square one Buster: So much for the bathroom memories Buster: Holding Indie's hair back wasn't the one, like Rio: 🤢 Rio: boner killer if ever there was Rio: not, according to her but our vibe was DOA Buster: What? She got form at that has she? Nice Buster: Not my kink like but Rio: Coulda been in your mouth appaz Rio: Lucky you're tall Buster: Fucking hell Buster: Glad I left when I did Buster: Also not, you know but Rio: Yeah Rio: Probably could've left 'em at it and carried on Rio: but even my captivating charm has got limits Rio: 16 year old lads on one is not ideally how I want this going down Buster: Now you tell me Buster: Same though, unsurprisingly Rio: Just saying Rio: She'd never have known, messy bitch Rio: Too old for that shit, huh dad? Buster: Fuck off Buster: I ain't marrying you like Buster: The honeymoon would be worth it but couldn't hack the rest Rio: 😏 Whatever, you got the spawn to prove it Rio: Protest all you like Buster: The attitude's all yours though, ma Rio: Shut up Rio: Just 'cos you were too turned on to deal with the situation effectively Rio: 2nd time btw Rio: not that I'm counting Buster: Not my fault you're such a MILF Rio: 😂 that is so not my category Rio: friggin' cheek Buster: And it's not like you weren't, there was just nothing to prove how turned on you were to Indie and the lads Rio: Your word against mine, babe 😉 Buster: Yeah? Buster: I'll make you say it, trust me Rio: Wish you would Buster: Wish I could right now Rio: Fucking real life getting in the way Buster: Nothing but Chlo looming over me could stop me Buster: Trust her to be descending on my pad Rio: Big enough to hide Rio: just no seek Buster: My dad told her my flight info. Fucking traitor Buster: Can't even pretend I'm not back Rio: Awkward Rio: Feel that shotgun barrel between your shoulder blades? Rio: Meant to be her 'rents, not yours Buster: Don't Buster: Like yeah she said it was an emergency and she had to know, but how clueless is he Buster: Fuck's sake Rio: Clearly your Ma ain't as psycho as she seems Rio: Chlo's a special breed Buster: Christ. She really is Rio: Don't envy you at all Rio: my ex's antics seem ridiculously tame in comparison Buster: Have you heard from the latest? Rio: Oh yeah Rio: my own fault for repeating but truly opened the floodgates there Buster: Third time's the charm, ain't that what they say Rio: He's gonna magically get better, is he? Rio: I doubt that Rio: Indie reckons I gotta diversify anyway, hit that target demographic Buster: You could teach him Buster: Proper ma moves Rio: Some shit can't be taught, McKenna Rio: like not being a total twat Buster: Is he giving you grief? Buster: I'll sort it if he is Rio: Love a bit of chivalry, don't you Rio: Nah, he just is one, its nothing personal Buster: I mean it, Rio. Anyone is. Tell me and they won't Rio: You're cute Rio: I can handle myself though, you don't need to worry Buster: I ain't worried, just saying Rio: Shh Buster: You gonna make me? Rio: Such hard work, boy Rio: Give it my best shot across like Buster: You love it Buster: Always working like Rio: Got bills to pay 'til Indie can herself Buster: Keep the hustle going, babe Buster: I gotta run, Chlo's here Rio: Enjoy Rio: Tell her I said hiya Buster: Hey Rio: You're alive then Rio: How was it? Buster: Course Buster: Take more than her to kill my vibe Buster: How are you? Rather hear that Rio: You sure Rio: No shame in it Rio: She's...a lot Rio: I'm cool, getting ready for a shift Buster: It's my own fault, can't be crying over it, can I? Rio: 'Course you can Rio: Mixed reviews of judgment and lack of sympathy with the rest but I ain't gonna come at you with either Rio: better to rant here than to her, init Buster: Yeah Buster: Not like she'd listen but I'd know what I said Rio: So, still acting like she deaf blind n dumb then? Buster: About me and her at least Buster: I can't make it clearer Buster: Might have to fuck you in front of her, sorry like Rio: Steady on, like Rio: How has she got this far in life being so delusional? I blame the parents Rio: does she legit think she can gaslight you into a relationship like babe Rio: what's the idea here Buster: They don't stock brains in YSL Buster: I can't keep at this with her Rio: Its shit Rio: and you thought I played games Rio: got to find her breaking point with wanting you, but you can't go so far that she will try and withhold the kid from you as punishment Rio: gotta find the line before you can toe it like Buster: Yeah Buster: Never calling you a tryhard again, babe Rio: Definitely won't stick to that but Rio: happily let her take the title and crown Rio: maybe when her hormones quiet down she'll be better? ehh, comforting lie anyone? Buster: Maybe Buster: They better, I'm done with this shit Rio: Not long to go now Buster: All I do is wait now Buster: Sick of it Rio: I know Rio: Gotta let the kid finish cooking though, then you'll have Uni too Rio: it'll all pay off Buster: I know Rio: Try and enjoy your last summer of freedom, yeah? Buster: Yeah Buster: No pressure Rio: Gotta get used to it Rio: May as well be now Buster: Cheers Buster: Feel so much better now like Rio: You want me to bullshit you? Rio: That's the life you want, right? Pressure is your rocket fuel, like Buster: I'm just playing Rio: Oh, then that's the spirit Buster: 😏 Rio: Such a headfuck Buster: Says you, babe Rio: I'm not having a kid, like Rio: we all almost made it to adulthood Buster: There's always one fucking it up for the rest Buster: Why not me? Rio: Why not Rio: probably fucked up some bets, won others Buster: I'll take that Rio: Defending my honour and taking the first bullet Rio: What a doll Buster: Like you said, chivalry's my thing Rio: If it works for ya Rio: Not complaining Buster: You're not complaining cause it works for you too Rio: Maybe Buster: Can't deny it, babe Rio: Can and will Buster: Not for much longer Rio: Promises, promises, McKenna Buster: You know I'll keep 'em Rio: You've gotta at this point Rio: Can't not happen Buster: Understatement Rio: even if its just once Buster: Can you handle that? Rio: If I have to Rio: try and be a good girl about it Buster: You've got as much chance of that as you have of ignoring me ever Rio: I reckon that's just a cover for how little faith you've got in yourself on that one Rio: 🤷 Buster: My word against yours, babe Rio: We both know the truth, though Buster: Yeah? Buster: What do you reckon Rio: I reckon we both know once ain't gon' be enough Buster: Especially if we do it right Rio: Dunno how else to do it, babe Buster: Good Rio: Why is it you always see the people you don't wanna out, like Rio: catch me 'changing the barrel' multiple times Buster: Which cunt is it tonight like? Rio: Every cunt Rio: Told you off for dissing but genuinely sick of Dubo atm Rio: every punter's a comedian, or reckons they know where Edie is but then gives fuck all useful information actually Buster: Come here Buster: I know you don't wanna leave her but we can still keep tabs the same Rio: I know you're right, what use am I actually being, like Rio: but Rio: Idk, it don't matter Buster: Tell me Rio: Well, I know she didn't mean it how she said it, 'cos she took it back straight away Rio: but Indie says I'm only sticking around 'cos I'm guilty, and when I feel better, I'll fuck off Rio: and I don't want her to think I don't feel guilty Rio: or that I'm leaving her Buster: Fuck Buster: It's shit that you had to hear it though Rio: I'd rather she said it than silently thought it but Rio: yeah Buster: You've got nothing to feel guilty about, you know that, yeah? Rio: Don't lie Buster: I'm not Rio: Right Rio: Well, stop being nice then Buster: Say it first Buster: You've done nothing wrong Rio: I can't, Buster Buster: You won't. Different thing Buster: You can Rio: I don't wanna lie Rio: in general but especially just so I kid myself Rio: what's the point Buster: It ain't a lie, babe Buster: I promise you Rio: Certainly didn't help the situation did it Rio: what I do, fuck shit up for the rest 'cos I can't keep my knickers up Buster: Shut up Buster: That's the lie there Buster: They'd be fucked without you and you know it Rio: Or I'd be fucked without them Rio: am fucked, let's face it Buster: Bullshit Buster: You're perfect, remember? Rio: Only when we're playing Buster: You know that ain't true Rio: S'alright Rio: I've had my bathroom breakdown, mascara barely touched, we're good to go Buster: One of these days you're gonna believe me Rio: Never Rio: but its fun pretending with you Buster: I've told you before, you're real Buster: And how good you look is too real Rio: Why can't you be a dick to me Rio: I'd know how to deal with that Buster: I don't want to Rio: Selfish Buster: Not when it proper counts Rio: Humble brag Rio: thanks for the heads up or this would be really awkward and disappointing Buster: Thrive under pressure, remember? Buster: No worries Rio: You ain't worried, I know Rio: Know you're no scared virgin with it Buster: Nor you Rio: One thing I ain't scared of Buster: Rio Buster: You can tell me whatever, you know Rio: Yeah? Rio: that part of the deal now? Buster: If you want Rio: I dunno, you'll have to handle the paperwork Rio: wanna distract you from the pressure, not add more Buster: Why not? Thrive on it Buster: And I ain't scared of nothing so Rio: Fine line, babe Buster: I can walk it Rio: You're so sure, huh? Buster: Yeah Rio: Shouldn't be surprised Rio: cocky bastard Buster: No arguments here Rio: Only 'cos you're Mr. Nice Guy all of a sudden Rio: don't be TOO nice, yeah? Buster: You wanna fight, babe 🥊 Go on Rio: Not exactly what I had in mind Rio: submission is more than willing, like Buster: It's not gonna be that easy Rio: Why not? You don't wanna give me what I deserve? Buster: I don't wanna just give you anything Buster: Where's the fun in that Rio: 🤤 Rio: that's the Buster I want Buster: How bad Rio: You still gotta ask? Rio: I do need to work harder to show you Buster: I don't have to Buster: Just want to Rio: I get it Rio: I'm nowhere near tired of hearing it either Rio: tired of it being all chat though fr 😒 Buster: I feel that too Buster: Soon, I swear Rio: Promise? Rio: To the point I don't even fucking care, if people keep getting in the way then they only got themselves to blame Buster: Yeah Buster: We've held back long enough Buster: Too fucking long Rio: Practically a saint over here Rio: and a nun Buster: You better not be Rio: Yeah, found Jesus in the time it took yas Rio: and he's a top ride, like Buster: 😂

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Go Nude Cams – Get Naked With The Girls!

If you have an aversion to horny females who have sex for money, you might not want to go anywhere near Go Nude Cams. We learned this the hard way, having unknowingly stepped into its midst one afternoon without first having the proper gear lined up. By proper gear we mean lube, towels, our wallet, a few bottles of water, some baby wipes, and a passport to Hell. Yeah, shit gets nasty in there.

When you’re only a halfway decent chick with pepperoni nipples and a hairy lip, it’s tough to find work. Well, not anymore. Thanks to Go Nude Cams, even trap house bitches can make a living by selling their pussies. What a time to be alive. And because it’s our duty to check these sex cam websites out without losing our gall, we had to maintain a level head even when shit got sticky. While Go Nude Cams doesn’t have dozens of categories, the hottest girls, or even the best-looking web page, it has a lot of redeeming factors that one would only know about if they checked it out for themselves. You know what they say: Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

That must be the motto of some of the models on this site, since only about a third of them are real-life fuckable. This place is more like a fantasy land for grown ass men who are too ashamed to say they like fucking grateful ugly girls. It’s okay; go to your happy place. We plan to break down this website like it’s the walls of a tight little pussy – no mercy. There’s got to be a good reason Go Nude Cams, with its tiny thumbnail photos of fully clothes girls, has more than 100,000 users and thousands of women doing dirty deeds for dirt cheap.

Who, What, When, Why, How?

This live sex cam site is not like anything we have seen in a long time, and by that we mean it looks like it came straight from 1998. Is there anyone on the Go Nude Cams team who gives a shit about updating the interface? It takes quite a bit to get used to the outdated layout, but once you do you can see how the site is a lot like other sex cam destinations on the net. Although navigating the site isn’t the most user-friendly thing we’ve ever encountered, there’s still a lot of fun to be had therein.

Go Nude Cams is all about raunchy fuck parties with random strangers, as is evidenced by its limited yet specific category list. We’ll get into that shit later but for now, let’s just say this is the place to go if you’re slumming with your mind in the gutter. Nobody on this site seems to give a damn about the rules which are clearly posted on the site for everyone to see. The girls and guys featured here are DTF as a motherfucker, and that’s the kind of hustle we can get behind.

While this site isn’t famous for its selection of top notch bitches, nor is it popular for its high-tech interface, it has earned a name in the industry anyway. It must be because of the pure satisfaction that can be derived by bending the rules of engagement a little bit. Yes, you will get kicked offline if you take things too far, but for the most part, this is one of the most relaxed sex cam sites we have ever encountered. That’s got to count for something.

How Does This Work?

At first glance, we assumed Go Nude Cams would be a bitch to navigate, but surprisingly it wasn’t. Once you get to the main page it’s just a matter of selecting a category or clicking on an image. You won’t get very far unless you register first, so luckily that’s free. In fact, it’s about the only free part of this entire Podunk website. For a porn hub with such a shitty presentation, these cocksuckers sure aren’t afraid to charge big bucks for quick fucks.

After you register, you will become privy to unlimited free chats with the girls who are online. Most of them live there, so no worries about missing someone you like. Remember, these skanks have to be desperate to do some of the things they’re willing to do. Use that shit to your advantage while at Go Nude Cams, because you probably won’t get away with that shit anywhere else.

You also get high-resolution images and videos with your membership, as well as a cool “Video Zoom” option for when you want that extreme closeup money shot. We may or may not have spent more time rating the girls than fucking them, but they shouldn’t include that with the membership if they don’t want us being opinionated like that. Either way, the ability to save our favorite bitches was a huge bonus, so overall, we’d say the site is decent enough for its intended purposes, albeit ugly as fuck.

Who’s on the Site?

We’ve done our fair share of mentioning how somewhat unhot the virtual hookers are on Go Nude Cams, but we haven’t said anything about how attractive they can be. As all hornballs know, a good lay can sometimes come from the most unexpected place. Such is the business model of this site, apparently. That’s not to say that there aren’t some prime pussies on here. We’re just giving you a fair warning about the type of debauchery you’re about to enter into.

You won’t get lost in a sea of options on Go Nude Cams, that’s for sure. While it may be one of the top 10 live sex cam websites out there, the admins have taken it upon themselves to streamline the categories to include the most popular ones (and nothing more). You can do a search all you want, but you will only get what they have. Thankfully, that’s some good shit, like:

Girls 18+

Ladies

Mature Female

Couples

Female/Lesbian Couples

Fetish Female

Threesomes

Group 4

Trannies

Tranny Couples

Boys 18+

Male/Gay Couples

As you can see, there isn’t a lot to choose from on this site. We seem to be missing some shit like MILFS, hairy-pussy-having bitches, Asian/Latina/ebony skanks, and hoes with tattoos. When using Go Nude Cams, it’s like playing Russian Roulette. In the words of Forest Gump, “It’s like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

What we mean by that is this: you can hop online, sign in, and click a category. But you might end up with a pair of lesbian performers who both have massive bushes. If you’re not into that kind of thing, the whole experience could be a waste of your time and money. We suggest using the chat room that’s provided so you can learn a little more about the hooker you’re trying to bag. Membership may not be very experience, but a penny saved is a penny earned and it always will be. Buyer beware.

What’s in It for Me?

Yes, there is a way to use Go Nude Cams without paying for anything, but we find that most people who enjoy these live sex cam websites want the complete package and we can’t blame them. Free is free, so there’s nothing more to say. When discussing what members get for their money, that’s when people start paying attention; so listen up.

You have to pay for a premium membership after registered on this website. No worries; it’s completely secure and encrypted, although a confirmation email will be sent to your inbox to verify your identity. The premium membership comes with all the bells and whistles we mentioned above, including private chat sessions as reduced prices. These bitches, nor their virtual pimps are messing around. Playing with their money is like playing with their emotions.

Perhaps it’s because Go Nude Cams is replete with hundreds of money-savvy European girls who have important, international-type shit to do (whatever that is). Or maybe it’s because making money by orgasm is a dream come true for anyone who will admit it. Yes, the models seem desperate to make you happy and cop some cash for it at the same time, but you’ve got to hand it to them for their sheer tenacity. Serving over 100,000 customers has to be extremely exhausting.

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

With hundreds of horny babes online at any given moment, it can be hard not to come across a skank or two who just isn’t up to par. At least, that’s been the case with every other live sex cam site we’ve reviewed. It’s a good thing we’re not trying to make any friends here, because we’ve probably already pissed 1000 people off. Oh well.

If we’re keeping it real (and we are): The reason for this review is to give you some honest insight into these things before you fork over your hard-earned money on a worthless cunt who can’t get you off. So, let’s waste no more time on this shit and get right to the point, shall we?

PROS

Sort It All Out – The site’s best models can be easily found by simply clicking on the “Sort” tab at the top of the window. Users can sift bitches based on rating, experience, and quality.

Is This Even Legal? – Some of the shit the girls and guys do or say in the live chat and video sessions is downright raunchy. That’s what the fuck we’re talking about!

Going A-Broad – We have a theory that European women are nastier in bed than any other breed, which is why we’re so fucking excited that so many of them decided to join this site.

Keep It Safe, Stupid – You can get pretty wild in the chat rooms because the whole site is on major lockdown despite it looking like something slapped together by a loser in his grandma’s basement.

Frugal Fucking – While a lot of the site is free to use, the good stuff requires the premium membership and the use of credits. It’s a good thing that shit is affordable.

Loud and Clear – We were impressed by the video and audio quality on most of the Go Nude Cams website, probably because we weren’t expecting much since we judged a book by its cover like a bunch of assholes.

CONS

Tiny Tim – The thumbnail pictures of the featured models are laughable, and only become slightly larger when you scroll over them. So much for cheap thrills, eh?

Back to the Future – The terrible interface of the Go Nude Cams website threw us off quite a bit. You mean there are 100,000 people who are okay with this shit?

Caught on Tape – Most of the videos were amazing, but when they weren’t, they REALLY weren’t. It looked more like a taping of the Sasquatch at one point. Who’s in charge around here?

Roll the Credits – There aren’t any notifications for when your credit balance gets low (probably for privacy sakes), so you have to keep a close eye on it lest you be left with blue balls because you can’t pay to play.

Deaf Leopard – Because the video and audio quality are primarily left up to the models, some of the sounds are quite muffled, fully of static, or just plain not there. Hello?! Anybody?!

When Judgment Day Comes

We won’t lie and say that we didn’t cum our asses off from the shit we witnessed at Go Nude Cams. It was a very good time, despite our initial impressions. Having seen so much in the industry, outdated websites like this surprise the hall off our balls. As for content and quality, these bastards know what the fuck they’re doing.

On our coveted scale of 1 to 10, Go Nude Cams gets a solid 8.5. That’s because it has more than enough shit to look at without all the fluff that the other guys use to distract your attention from the important stuff. Whether attractive or not (talking about the girls AND the site), we can appreciate anything that’s dead-set on making us jizz.

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