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endorphinmachine · 5 years
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i don't think shittyhair will have any sort of tragic backstory, he'll just do evil science for the sake of doing science and do his best to completely ignore the evil part of it. like he'll think "what happens after i remove someone's entire limbic system but before they die?" or "how many tendons can i remove before a person is completely helpless?" and then just try it out to see. little child extreme
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endorphinmachine · 5 years
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Hehehehebehehehehe can you please tell us about your ocs in general,,, I'm very inch rested in them
uhhhh ummm!! i'll start with the caraway brothers!!
the younger brother, elliott, was (is) possessed by a demon that's out for blood all the time all the time, and when stephen, the older brother, tried to exorcise it with his stupidly limited exorcism knowledge, he accidentally created a Bad Gateway which 1. bonded elliott and the demon together virtually irreversibly 2. trapped elliott in basically hell where he spent the next five years and 3. blinded stephen But also gave him a sort of esp where he can sense spiritual auras
so five years pass and stephen adjusts to the trauma of having supposedly killed his brother, opens a cool witchy shop that sells witchy stuff and also does exorcisms, and makes friends with this couple mide and della. mide has a special interest in the occult and works at stephen's shop, and della does IT for a living but is also stupid good at making jewelry
and elliott. he manages to find a hole torn through reality and the hell realm™ by some absolute batshit demon and escapes through there. fine and dandy right? BUT he's still possessed which leads to complications especially when it comes to trying to get help. eventually he meets mide and della and they clean him up, get him a binder, etc. eventually, eventually, he makes it to stephen. then some shit happens that i don't have planned out in the slightest, elliott is exorcised but not without a cost, the brothers reunite, shits good
in ivy (neptrys and marya) there are two main reigons: the north (based more around agriculture and codependence) and the south (based more around technological advances and independence)
neptrys is a weaver (seamster? spinster?) from the south. he has this cool awesome power called seeing dead people and everyone thinks he's freakish for it. he ignores it the best he can until he's basically witchhunted for it and has to run until he meets marya.
marya is an absolute bastard let me tell ya. she's a skilled fighter from the north and always has something witty (terrible considering the circumstances? maybe. witty? always.) to say or do, but she's definitely had her share of bad times. first of all, she has amelia where her left arm should be, so she was treated as a defect in a culture that values uniformity. the only reason she wasn't cast out is because an amputee offered to raise her (he's where she got her training too!). eventually, she decided to break off from the north and explore the world. here she met neptrys and shenanigans ensued.
the wind rider's story is the least developed so far but trust me i'm working on it.
so this girl by the humble name of sachiko fucked up big time. you know when you take your eyes off where you're going (say, looking at a paper airplane go or whatever) and you suffer because of it? yeah. she literally walked right into an active experiment by a scientist (let's call him doctor shittyhair because both those terms apply) who needs to brush up on his definition of ethics. she's zapped the fuck out and wakes up without fingerprints and slightly different skin. eventually, she realizes she can solidify air where it stands! awesome right? some limitations apply such as:
-the air has to be moving for her to solidify it
-it only stays solid as long as she's touching some part of it, then disperses back into a gas
-to make more complex machines (say, nerf gun) she has to know what the thing looks like and how the parts of it interact
-air is air, and the only property she can manipulate is state of matter. density, combustibility, etc all stay the same. so no air gunpowder
after a while of experimenting with this neat new power, she decides to become a vigilante known as the wind rider (she personally would have preferred wind runner, but fans make the rules). eventually, she falls into cahoots with " three" other heroes: mira, known as the blue angel (she hates this, but again, fans make the rules), saoirse (no name because they aren't popular), and javon. he's the photographer.
mira has a device in her heart made by doctor shittyhair that both keeps it beating and gives her neat techy powers. her eye (otherwise completely blind) gets xray vision, and yeah neat neat and all but gives her a massive headache, and she gets some real neat miku colored wings that get her 60 mph at full speed (not a speed recommended for everyday use)
saoirse isn't a vigilante, they would rather act behind the scenes. their power is volatile as all hell and can change as much as the english language but: any word they read the definition of out of a dictionary may or may not become reality in one way or another. when used to heal, side effects include amnesia and waking up in odd situations.
javon is the cameraman. he gets pics of criminals these three fight. it's not the most glamorous of jobs in a group like this but shit if it's not important. he's the guy that saved mira's life (and also her brother. that's pretty important) by stealing doctor shittyhair's modified pacemaker and doing some wack as Shit surgery.
haruka is sachiko's older sister. she's fascinated by this motherfucker called the wind rider, and joins this doctor shittyhair associated group that would also like to know who she is for less innocent purposes. upon joining the group, haruka makes sachiko think she was killed and some mystery woman with a scar on her cheek (this is what haruka) is the murderer. this makes a huge mess later on when ruka figures out that the group is shit and makes an effort to escape. but she lives, sachiko lives, things are good.
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endorphinmachine · 5 years
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"well i'm no neurologist but the internet certainly has a couple"
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endorphinmachine · 5 years
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"i was born in the wrong generation," i sigh as i ram a stake into my subject's skull
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