#do your minions like your f/o?

[zazter-den]

When you're lord of the manor, and the butler is banging the redhead librarian on your favorite couch again.

[pinejayy]

Fake friends ( Yandere Wally Darling x F!Reader)

This was a request by @funnehsrobuxxx , please do enjoy uwu

“Yandere wally sees their s/o keeps getting hurt by their own toxic friend group, (NOT THE NEIGHBORS JUST THE READERS OTHER FRIENDS) and Wally took "care" of the readers toxic friend and comforted them without THE reader knowing that wally killed them. Is this OK with you”

Trigger warnings: Swear words, blood, death, knife, Wally is crazy y'all.

You were loving this new neighborhood. Everyone was so kind and sweet towards you, one neighbor was especially nice towards you and that was the one and only Wally Darling. Both you and Wally always hung out either at his place or at your place. And as time passed by your feelings grew for him. But you were always so afraid to confess to him, you were afraid of rejection or ruining the friendship you had with him.

You really did love this place, but there was one thing you couldn't stand and that was your own very friend group. They constantly made fun of you, and you didn't know why you still hunged out with them. Maybe because your were afraid of them and didn't know a way out. But you didn't let them get to you. Well as much... Your little "friend group" consist of a leader called Amber and two other girls name Ashley and Alicia and of course you. (I'M SORRY IF THOSE ARE YOUR NAMES SOBS)

Walking around the neighborhood with a smile you waved at the neighbors. They smiled and waved back at you. Today was going to be a good day you were going to hang out with your friend Wally Darling, You guys were going to have a picnic. You didn't tell your other friends as you didn't want them joining you. Or finding out.

Also the other neighbors didn't seem to fond about these girls walking around the neighborhood and being bullies towards everyone. Everyone seemed so tried of them especially Wally...

You met Wally at your picnic spot, he was waiting for you. He smiled and waved at you. "Hello sweetie! I'm so glad you could make it!"

Smiling at him "Hey Wally! Sorry if I'm late!" You say, sitting down with him. Looking at the delicious snacks he bought. There was cake, cookies, sandwiches and plenty of juice! "Everything looks so good Wally, thank you!" You say blushing slightly.

"Thanks! Poppy helped me make this!" Wally said, grabbing you a cookie handing it to you. "It's chocolate chip."

"That's very sweet of her!" You say. Taking the cookie from and smile slightly. Wally looked at you and he could tell something was off.

"Is everything okay sweetie?"

You sigh and nodded slightly as you didn't want him finding out about your friends picking on you. "Y-Yeah everything is okay." Your voice cracking slightly.

He looked at you and he could tell you were lying, he knew you so well. But before he could get a other word a voice interrupted him "Hey losers!"

Wally looked and saw the bullies of the neighborhood...Amber and her stupid puppets.

You froze at the voice and look up and saw Amber...and the other two minions. But before you could say a word Wally spoke up. "Hey! That's not very nice of you! You don't speak to her like that!" His voice getting deeper..as if he was getting angry.

The other three girls couldn't help but laugh at both of you . "What? You guys can't be like this. Why weren't we invited?" Amber said. "We love hanging out with you guys! Especially with our friend Y/N!" She laughed.

"It's because I don't want your nasty attitudes ruining this beautiful picnic, now if you may please leave us alone. We were enjoying our time alone." Wally growled at them.

Amber couldn't help but frown at his comment and then laugh. "But we're friends with Y/N! Come on guys!" She said. "Yeah she's our friend!" Both Ashley and Alicia said.

You just sat there. With your head down, why did they have to come. Why are they so mean towards you? "Can you guys just leave!" You snap at then. "I don't want you guys here!"

"Excuse me! What makes you think you can talk to me like that! You stupid girl!" Amber snapped at you.

"She can talk to how ever she wants! Now leave US ALONE...NOW" Wally said, as he finally stood up and walked towards Amber. Giving her a death glare. He's gonna make them pay.

"CAN IT RAGDOLL! I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!" Amber yelled at him, Wally's blood went cold. "Screw off you bug eye freak!" She quickly added. Making the other girls laugh.

"MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE!" You finally yell at them. For once you stand up for yourself. Everyone was shocked but soon Amber made a face and she then snapped her fingers. Making the other two minions destroy your guys's food. They smashed everything and left nothing.

Both Wally and you were shocked. Not expecting that. Wally looked over at them. His pupils growing. He was smiling Big. It was kinda creepy. But he stayed calm...for now.

Amber looked at Wally as her blood went cold, his look gave her chills. But she shook it off "Come on guys, let's leave these pathetic rag dolls." Amber laughed and walked off with the other two girls following behind her. "Let's leave Y/N and her ugly bug eye boyfriend alone." And with that you guys were alone.

"I'm sorry this is my fault!" You began crying. Quickly Wally was by your side. "I'm sorry Wally. I didn't want to ruin this day."

"Oh no no no!! It's not! Those girls are just mean." Wally said, rubbing your back.

"I don't know how to leave them. I keep trying to but they keep coming back." You sigh. Wiping your tears away and look at him. You really loved the fact that he stood up for you. "But thank you for standing up for me. I really did appreciate it."

"Of course darling! But I'm sure they'll leave you alone... eventually." His voice cracked slightly. He looked at you and sighed. He couldn't believe that they ruined everything. This was the day he wanted to confess to you. Confess his feelings.

"Hey Y/N. Can I tell you something." Wally asked you. You look at him and nodded. "I know this isn't the right time but the only reason why I wanted this picnic is because I wanted to confess my feelings to you." He took your hand and looked into your eyes. "I really like you...Y/N. I hope you can return these feelings too."

You were shocked. He had feelings for you? You blush at him comment and look down and sigh. "I have feelings for you too. I just couldn't tell you."

Wally smiled at your comment, he wanted to hug you and kiss you but he had to control himself. "So does this mean you'll be mine?" He asked you.

You nodded and smiled. Already forgetting what happened a few minutes ago. But Wally didn't...

"Maybe we can try this again tomorrow? But at my place?" He asked you. To which you nodded and agreed.

"Now run along sweetie, I'll clean up here. You just take it easy. And please rest up." He cooed softly. Helping you up. "I'll give you a call tomorrow morning sweetie."

"Thank you Wally. I'll see you tomorrow then." You say and placing a kiss on his cheek and walk off.

Wally just stood there for a few moments, he was angry. Blood boiling, those brats are going to pay...in blood. He made sure to clean up the mess they made and made his way back to the neighborhood, he has a huge smile plastered all over his face.

As night time rolled around Wally quietly made his way out of his house and walked towards Ambers house, the good thing is that the three of them lived in the same household, it just makes things easier for him. He giggled to himself as he held a bag of goodies.

Wally made his way inside the house, he was quite as a mouse. Good thing everyone was asleep. He had to make this quick before one of them starts a commotion. The yellow puppet walked around the house and looked in every room for them. And soon after he smiled as he saw them sleeping In one room. Stupid girls...

They looked so peacefully. He'll make sure they rest for a long time. With one quick motion he pulled out a knife from the bag and ending Ashley and Alicia lives. Giving them a quick death. It's the least he could do.

And that just left Amber...he walked towards her sleeping body and smiled. He stared for awhile and laughed to himself.

Amber slowly started to wake up. As she saw a figure standing in front of her. She was too sleepy to notice Wally. "What do you guys want?" She said, thinking it was one of her friends. "I'm trying to sleep, go back to sleep "

"Oh, don't worry dear Amber your friends are resting well."

She quickly got up and turned on the lamp by her bed on. Seeing Wally with a knife. And behind him she saw her friends dead bodies. She was about to let out a scream until Wally placed a hand over her mouth.

"Shut it you rotten girl." He hissed. "How dare you pick on my SWEETHEART!" He removed his hand and pointed the knife at her. Grabbing her hair and pulling it hard. Ripping a handful of hair.

She was crying already "I'm sorry...please I won't do it again! I promise!" She was begging him, she didn't know this freak was crazy.

"Oh I know you won't." He said smirking at her. But before she could say anything else he lunged towards her, stabbing her. She whimpered as the knife stabbed her. He removed the knife and blood poured out.

"You're one rotten apple and you and your friends deserve nothing but death and misery." And with that she dropped dead. Wally then cleaned the knife, disgusted by her blood.

"I'll always protect what's mine" He said to himself.

The next morning!

It was the next morning and everyone seemed so happy, well happier than usual. You didn't know why but I guess it was just a good day. You greeted everyone and they greeted you back. As you walked around the neighborhood you came across Ambers house. It seemed like it was abandoned, that no one was there. How odd.

Could it be!!! They finally moved!

You felt relief, you had to tell Wally. You ran towards his house and knocked at the door. "Home! Is Wally there, I need to talk to him! It's important!"

Home creeks and opens the door, you smile and thank Home. You made your way in and yelled for Wally. "WALLY!"

He came in running in "What is it sweetie? Did something happen?" He asked you.

You nodded and spoke up. "AMBERANDHERTWOMINIONSAREGONE!! IT'SLIKETHEYMOVEDAWAY!!!" You say in one go, out of breath.

Wally couldn't help but laugh slightly "Okay, breath sweetie. What happened. Slowly."

"Amber and her minions are gone, well their house seems like it's been abandon. As if they finally moved away.!!" You cheered on. Finally you can go through you day peacefully and not worry about your bullies. It was a dream come true!

Wally looked at you, he was holding back his laughter. He couldn't let you know the truth. "Really? Hmm, maybe they realized that no one in the neighborhood really liked them, and I guess they moved." He said, but Wally couldn't help but think about last night.

"I can finally go through a day without being worried about them." You say and hug Wally.

Wally hugged you back and smiled. "Hmm. Maybe we should celebrate? I'll make my special apple pie just for you." He smiled, you nodded and grab his hand and walk towards the kitchen.

He stared at you, he loved you and he would do anything for you. Even get his hands dirty. But he'll always protect you no matter what.

"Nothing can come between us and no one is ever going to hurt you." He thought to himself smiling.

[assortedvillainvault]

could you do a Hades and a trans male f/o with ocd and how he would help them/react to things? Only of you are comfy with it!

Hey there! Thanks for the ask and apologies for the snail trail it's taken to get these out.

I tried my best with these - I don't suffer from OCD/am not trans so if there's any inaccuracies please let me know!!

Hades x Trans+OCD!Reader Headcannons

Babe he has dealt, and will deal with, every single soul who has ever lived. Which is over 5 billion or so by now. This ain’t his first trans rodeo, just let him know and you’re good.

As a god he’s kinda beyond the whole 'gender' concept anyway, he just double checks his pronouns and moves on, busy guy whole realm to run and all that. But if someone disrespects you? You?? His S/O?? BOOM straight to Tartarus – he’s got your back babe just say the word.

While he might not be familiar with OCD through personal experience, or know the term, he’s not exactly unobservant.

If you’re particular about keeping your hands clean -and yeesh he can relate the soul stuff goop sticks – he just asks that you please please please don’t use the river water for washing. The Underworld's nine rivers ALL cause magic bullshit on contact, from accelerated ageing to memory loss, and neither of you need the stress ok. He can provide perfectly normal sterilised water on hand just ask the servants that’s what they're for.

You like everything just so, huh? Like down to the right angle and the minute? While he’s also gonna bring up practical issues of micromanaging (lack of time, fate, rampant minion idiocy and his family’s mere existence), he relates because he also runs a tight ship and hates his systems being disrupted – something simple being thrown off whack is a red flame rage trigger. You can be each-others chill pills. Hopefully.

If he spots you counting- shit babe want a job? There are reams of records in his office that need an organised eye and if you feel the need then who is he to stop you honestly. He’ll even pay you. Please help him.

Its almost soothing, in a used salesman board meeting type way, how he can talk you through the worst of the paranoia. Like. Ok, so what’s the worst that could happen babe? You could die? You are dating the Lord of The Dead. You’ve visited the underworld so often you’ve basically mapped the place! You know exactly what happens once ye old mortal coil is shuffled off! Who else can say that, huh? Course he’s gonna resurrect you, Olympus isn't exactly gonna notice.

And if you’re worried that through some kind of colossal, fates dammed fuckup, you’ll somehow harm him or the underworld? Babe. Sweetheart. Is your name Zeus? Or Hercules?? No?? You’re not knocking down walls or attempting to yoink a soul back upstairs? No?? You’re good. The place ain’t exactly made of tissue paper and neither is he.

Now c’mere, ok? He needs some snuggles and so you you. Lap time.

[liminalmemories21]

WIP Wednesday

tagged by @bonheur-cafe, @cha-melodius, @carlos-in-glasses, @lightningboltreader, @heartstringsduet, @lemonlyman-dotcom, @orchidscript, @carlos-tk, @three-drink-amy, @strandnreyes. Thank you!

We are not calling this Knave 4 because I am not committing to it right now (also I think I've run out of lines in that poem?), because I really need to write just about anything else for a while to give my brain a break. But . . . (knave 4 is going to be a caper if it kills me, because these boys deserve a break)

TK is trying very hard not to laugh at him, he can tell.  It is not improving his mood.

TK pulls himself under control and takes a step closer, putting a hand out to flatten on Carlos's stomach.  "Okay, baby, you have to relax.  You cannot go into a con with a list of steps and marks you have to hit.  This is swing, not ballet."

He gives TK a flat look.  "You can't dance."

TK barely manages to swallow his laugh.  "Fair.  But also not my point."  He curls his hand into the belt loops on Carlos's jeans.  Carlos tries to forget that Matt and his new minion, George, are sitting behind him.  "You can't go into a con with a game plan or you'll lose the plot the first time something unexpected happens."

He grits his teeth and takes a breath to center himself.  "Okay, so how do I get to my end goal if I'm not allowed to have a plan?"

TK shrugs, loose roll of his shoulders.  "You figure out what your yes looks like, and then you figure out how to get there."

"What," he says blankly, "does that even mean?"

TK takes a step back and looks around the room.  "Okay, okay."  He glances at Matt.  "Okay, so say I want Matt to show me his case notes on that bond forgery case he's been working on.  That's my yes - Matt letting me peek me at his notes.  So the question is how do I get there?"

"Ask him?"  Carlos suggests dryly.

TK holds up a finger.  "Ah ha!  You'd think.  But, no, because Matt's not willing to get me involved in anything that hasn't been cold for at least a decade."  Matt and Carlos trade a look, and TK rolls his eyes.  "Yeah, the two of you are not as subtle as you think."  TK props himself on the edge of the table, swinging a leg, and looking around the room expectantly.  "So, how do I get there?"

"Break into the FBI at night," George suggests.

TK pauses to eye George.  "That's definitely an option, but it sounds like a lot of work.  Let's call that like Plan F."

Carlos looks at TK thoughtfully.  "You wouldn't have to break into the FBI though.  Matt takes his work home with him a lot of nights, you could just call Liz and suggest dinner, take a snoop around when you go upstairs to go to the bathroom or something."

TK points at Carlos.  "Gold star for you."

He rolls his eyes. "Okay, but that only works because you know Matt, and his wife."

TK shrugs.  "That's the planning part of the con.  You learn everything you can about your mark, and the people he talks to before you ever walk in the door.  What happens after you walk in the door is a crap shoot, and you just have to roll with it.  But everything that happens before you walk in the door is under your control.  If Matt was my mark, I'd have watched him for long enough to know that he takes work home with him because he loves his wife and wants to spend time with her even if they're both working.  I'd know that they eat dinner at 7pm every night, and that Liz likes red wine more than she likes white, but she'll drink whichever one goes with dinner, and that on days that she has area faculty meetings she goes out and gets a vanilla latte from that coffee place on Guadalupe to fortify herself beforehand.  I'd know that Matt likes to stop and pick up chocolate eclairs from Quacks on 43rd on Friday nights, because Friday nights are sacred."

Matt squints at him.  "I'm feeling a little stalked right now."  He frowns.  "Wait, I know how you know the stuff about me, but how do you know what Liz does before area faculty meetings?"

TK raises an eyebrow.  "I go to school on the same campus that she works at, and I'm taking classes with a bunch of kids who are frequently painfully young, so sometimes she takes pity on me and lets me eat lunch at the cool kids table."

The downside to not getting around to this until late is that I'm not sure who is even left to tag. @iboatedhere? @kiwichaeng? @ravens-words?

[desolateddreamur]

A-Z fluff Headcanons with Butters!

General neutral reader!

Requested? No!

A = Attractive: what do they find attractive about you?

Literally everything.

B = Baby:do they want a family? why/why not?

Not really. Butters is really nervous that he'll end up being like his dad as a parent.

C = Cuddle:how do they cuddle?

He's a little spoon and loves to be picked up or curled up on your lap.

D = Dates:what are dates with them like?

They're cliche in a cute way! Stargazing on a hill, picnics, or a romantic walk in the forest!

E = Everything: you are their ____ (e.g my life, my world…)

You are his lifeline.

F = Feelings:when did they know they were falling in love?

Almost immediately!

G = Gentle:are they gentle? If so, how?

Very gentle, he's the sweetest and worries so much about you and your safety!

H = Hand: Hold how do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?

He's shy about holding hands so he usually just links pinkies.

I = Impression: first impression/s

"W-Wow... Gee, they're so pretty... I need to say hi!"

J = Joker: are they into pulling pranks?

Not really. If he does he'll get grounded.

K = Kisses: how do they kiss?

He's way too shy to initiate a kiss on the lips so he'll kiss your cheeks and forehead.

L = Little things: what little things do they love/notice?

He loves how you constantly compliment him even when you don't realize the statement you used is one.

M = Memory: their favorite moment of you two?

The first time you kissed him (even though it was only on the cheek)

N = Nickel: do they spoil? do they buy you everything?

He can't do that, but he tries! Almost every time he goes to the store he comes back and gives you whatever he found that reminded him of you!

O = Orange: what color reminds them of you?

Yellow!

P = Petnames: what petnames do they use?

Dear, Love, Honey most of the time but he uses anything on the spot even if it's dorky.

Q = Questions: what are the questions they’re always asking?

"Do you like it?" "How did I get so lucky?"

R = Remember: their favorite memory of you

The first time you fell asleep together as a couple. He felt so ecstatic waking up to see your sleeping face!

S = Sad: how do they cheer themselves/you up

Cuddles and movies!

T = Talking: what do they love to talk about?

He loves when you listen to him rambling about his plans as Professor Chaos.

U = Universe: use a metaphor, what are you to them? (e.g he was the universe, ever-changing and mysterious)

You are his guiding light.

V = Very: ___ they’re thoughts about you (e.g she’s very smart, he’s very stubborn, they’re very annoying etc.)

Very adorable!

W = Why: reasons why they love you

You never make fun of him for his interests and don't take advantage of his kindness.

X = Xylophone: What’s their song?

Mirror Man by Jack Stauber.

Y = You: the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

You're the Roxanne to his Megamind.

Z = Zebra:if they wanted a pet, what pet would they get?

Hamsters and rats are his ideal pets! He loves hamsters since they're so cute and fluffy and he loves rats from just how genius they are! The perfect minions!

[trulybetty]

Sunday Week in Review XI

This week's header is dedicated to @legendary-pink-dot for the idea of Dieter being his own 80s sitcom 😝💕

Is everyone okay this morning? Have we all recovered from last night? Do we need to hydrate, grab a snack (not that kind of snack) and recoup? Any welfare checks we need to send out? Phew 🫠

It's been a slog to get through this week, and I didn't get to as much reading as I wanted, which you'll see below. These daily prompts have been taking up more time than I expected and work has picked up (rude). But I'm also realising as I read through people's weekly round-ups, that I've missed a lot this week that I haven't seen come across my dash.

So if you've posted something this week (fanfic, thots or anything else) and you'd like to share it - feel free to drop it in my DM's or as an Asks!

T R U L Y  U P D A T E S . . .

oct' x 15 - first wine (sequins!joel x reader)

oct' x 16 - flying kites (frankie x reader)

oct' x 17 - whispers (chiffon!dieter x bryony)

oct' x 18 - picking apples (sequins!joel x reader)

oct' x 19 - ghosts (dieter x f!reader)

oct' x 20 - sweater weather (chiffon!dieter x bryony)

oct' x 21 - acorns (tim rockford x f!reader)

birthdays, besties & bravos (celebrating the lovely @wildemaven)

W H A T  I  R E A D . . .

A Safe Haven | Chapter 9 (Joel) (Check TW’s) by @joelsgreys This was the update I've been so patiently waiting for and it did not disappoint! This is a fantastic series that I never thought I'd get so emotionally invested in - but that's how good Vee is! This is always one of my top recommendations when suggesting Joel fanfics to read!

Working Title | Chapter 14 (Dieter) by @rhoorl Another great update for Dieter and Belle - I'm rooting for these two from the sidelines and I'm exciting to see how things play out for them!

Delta Landscaping | Chapter 8 (Triple Frontier + Pedro Characters) by @rhoorl Okay, there's not one, but two Pedro Character appearances this week and I'm trying to figure out how I can move to Mule Falls Court like yesterday - because it's all going down over there and I highly recommend this be added to your reading if you haven't read it yet. A Month of Sundays (Various) by @gnpwdrnwhiskey I'm living for all of these prompts and I can't choose one or two because they've all been soooo good!

M E M O R A B L E  P O S T S . . .

I'm on edge as @for-a-longlongtime shares more of their WIP that is Peña x Rockford x Reader, with that line up you know it's going to be good!

Self Care with Dieter & Jett (@morallyinept) - this week it's emotions and highlights some important stuff!

More Dieter and his hippo table shenanigans delivered by @i-love-movies to @gnpwdrnwhiskey, this made my week 🤣

B R O U G H T  T H E  J O Y . . .

Bit of a personal one, but we got to do a little Halloween festive trip out yesterday with the little Truly's. Something you're not always able to do when you have a child with extra needs, as events such as these can be a bit overwhelming for a multitude of reasons. So when we're able to attend ones that are specially catered for families like ours, it's always a special occasion - even if it does make you realise how unfit you are wrangling two kids 🤣 Also, keeping on brand, Baby Truly adored all the Halloween decor and was waving and saying hello to her minions the props.

Watched the new Goosebumps on Disney+ not expecting much, and I actually enjoyed it. Little Betty would have been all over this as a kid.

Also, watched my annual viewing of Practical Magic, which thanks to the wonders of the digital age I own to stream to my heart's content regardless of the season.

T H I S  W E E K ' S  J A M . . .

Back in my Matchbox Twenty feels this week 💛 - this one has been in heavy rotation while writing!

Hope everyone has had a great week! Here's to a new week ahead! Hopefully, if Pedro makes another appearance we'll all be ready for it, or at least recovered by then! 😝🫠

Happy Sunday all! ☀️���

[alesbianwholikesvillains]

HELLO HELLO!

My name is Roxie! I’m a nonbinary lesbian self shipper. I go by they/xem/him pronouns (but I am okay with “she” sometimes!) and I am 19 years old. I have a HUGE soft spot for goofy villains and they make up a majority of my f/o list.

As of currently, my primary f/o is Victoria Vance from Paw Patrol: the Mighty Movie! Other romantic f/os I have are Belle Bottom (Minions: the Rise of Gru), Ursula (The Little Mermaid 1989), Monsieur and Madame Thénardier (Les Misérables), Mrs. Lovette (Sweeney Todd: the Demon Barber of Fleet Street) (who I’m sharing with my amazing friend Magnus), Balthazar Bratt (Despicable M3), King Magnifico (Wish), DK West (No Straight Roads, Dr. Volumnia Gaul (Hunger Games: the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes), Glitz and Glam (Hell/uva Bo/ss) (I ship with them both separately & I do not support Viv/zie/pop), and Mr. Puzzles (SMG4). I am okay with sharing f/os!

BYF: I am very forgetful! I will most likely forget I even have this account a lot of the time, because I am super busy in my regular life. If I forget to reblog or comment on your posts, please do not take it personally, as I might have not seen it or forgotten to reblog it! Don’t be afraid to message or tag me if I did - I won’t take it personally! I am also a legal adult and I cuss very frequently, so if you are under 18 and don’t feel comfortable interacting, I’ll fully understand. I also have some f/os who Are canonically male, but in my ships I interpret them as Butch lesbians.

please DNI if you’re under 16 years old (current friends are an exception) or over 35, are not a self ship account (if it���s not your main that’s fine! Just shoot me an ask letting me know what the @ is so I can follow you back :) ), are against having villains as fictional others, or are a pro shipper. (please do not try to debate this with me. I Do Not want to associate with the shipping debate, nor do I ever even consider sending people hate, but am personally very disgusted by pro ship content and think it is wrong. Please just block me if you are pro ship.)

There aren’t many things I need tagged, but if you’re a close friend/mutual you can dm me to ask!

And that’s all!! I’m excited to make some new mutuals and friends on here 🫶

[great-tusk]

🌘 + ☕ + 🧸 :]

Thank you so much! I’ll do these for Cyrus.

🌒 it’s far too late at night, but you or your f/o can’t sleep. looks like the both of you are awake now, restless. what do you do now? (is it cuddle time or are you getting out of bed? does sleepiness hang on or are you both wide awake?)

I sleep at weird hours, but I sleep a lot. Cyrus does not, being an insomniac. He lies awake. A lot of times that he does manage to sleep, he has nightmares. Luckily(!), I am awake, so he likes to just have me talk so that he can hear my voice. He pays close attention to what I say to distract him from whatever is going on in his mind. I’ll also pet his hair, and even though he’s a little bit awkward about physical affection sometimes, he just stays there because he secretly likes it. I’ll also hold him in my arms and let him rest his head on my chest. If I’m not there, he can call me. He tries and sometimes manages to get back to sleep, but other times we just lie there together (or chat on the phone) for a while.

🧸 it’s a lazy day, perhaps a rainy one, and you or your f/o are feeling a bit melancholy. how do you cheer each other up? (are you two extravagant or gentle? are you both good with emotions, or does it take patience? is it a time for gifts or affection? )

I like to throw him little parties. It’s goofy, but I’ll give him like a random theme and be like “Okay, Cyrus. You gotta show up in your best minion costume. Like you’re dressed like a minion. And I’ll put the music from the movies on the speakers and the movies on the TV and we can eat minion food.” And he’ll stare at me for a few seconds, but he’ll do it and it’ll cheer us up a little.

He’s not great with emotions, but he’ll sit with me and he’ll put a hand on my head to show affection or similar things. He’ll also find things that he knows I like and bring them to me.

☕️ what are your mornings like while you’re both at home? (who wakes up first? are you morning people? coffee or tea?)

So. I actually go to sleep at like 10AM and wake up at like 7PM. (Currently. My sleep schedule changes pretty frequently.) So rn, I’m technically awake first, but I don’t wake up first. I’m technically a morning person, because I’m just awake anyway. It’s like already day for me. He’s kinda a morning person. He’s okay in the morning. Like the same as he usually is. He drinks black coffee outside because he knows that I hate the smell. I don’t drink either, but tea tastes good. I don’t like coffee.

[pinkdinkydoon]

Bo.rderl.ands INSERT DUMP BELOW 🤠🌾🌇

I do a lot of talking about her on discord so here!!! WARNING. it's a lot.

1. Give a basic run-down of your s/i. What should we know about them right away? 💛🔆

Born and raised only NEAR opportunity, Law (Lici) Waller Marsh (she/he) is looking to aquire at job at Hyperion. She basically ""passes with flying colors"" as Jack puts it. (She was the only person who applied and he desperately needed an assistant) and so she instantly becomes a Head Hyperion Employee. ID card and all. 3 years passes, she quits and becomes a Crimson Raider.

2. What role does your s/i play in canon? Do they have a large role or do they just sort of exist within canon? 🧡📙

She has a decent role in canon. She's ""basically"" second in command in Hyperion and ECHO calls the main group a good handful of times to talk about missions and talk on Jack's behalf. Maya and Zer0 could immediately tell she mostly meant good. Every time she called she'd be like "Hiii Bandits! Law here! Jack's in a meeting right now but! My schedule here says... *pause to read* ... hm. *ahem* lici taunt those stupid vault hunters or your fired I will check your echolog... PFF. He never means that. Alright you guys ready?.... you guys suck balls. Insane skag balls. You're parents are dead and hate you and youre... all ugly and... uhm. I bet your guns are maliwan! Haha! Ok I did it. Check that off the list... good killing vault hunters."

When she joins the team I think she plays a big role in the morality of who they let join, and her previous affiliations. Etc etc.

3. In canon, was your f/o the first person your s/i met? Or did your s/i encounter someone else first? 💫🪐

Yes Jack is the first major character she meets. Regretfully. The two are very quick to get close since jack is very needy CEO. She's hired the day of her interview and he immediately gets her a house in Opportunity so that she's close by. She's adapts to his habits quick. Such as sleeping in his office. What he orders on specfic days, specific moods, specific times. Jack noticed compared to all his other assistants who attempted to go with his flow... she immediately started categorizing and writing and filing her personal mannerisms and memorizing them so she wouldn't get fucking killed. And with that also he adapts with her and she adapts with him. He does small things like slower his pace in walking, starts leaving notes instead of relying on her 100%, gifts in her office. She definitely becomes more violent and normal with killing along with her behavior to other people.

4. Excluding your f/o, does your s/i get along well with anyone else in canon? Is there anyone they don’t like? Is there someone that doesn’t like them? 🐥🏵

Yes. Claptrap for one. A big thing is when they meet they get along instantly and he's part of why she'd able to join the raiders a lot quicker than other people. They bone ONCE, and it automatically gets to his head and every time he talks to anyone abt her. He'll bring it up, and then be normal and be like "yeah we're close friends! She's my FAVORITE MINION!"

Please imagine him talking to lilith about her and she's like "I don't really trust her wi-" "Yeah we boned what about it. But yeah lilith I THINK you should learn to be more accepting"

Another person she gets along well with is Mordecai. When she explains why she quit he's like "I like you" and she's like "I'm a peice of shit." "Idc" the two of them bond a lot of drinks... like apple juice n whiskey, whatevea. They also both like walking! Just normal walking around and it's just. Simply normal.

5. What’s that one thing that your s/i is always associated with? Even if some people aren’t very familiar with them, what’s that one thing your s/i is known for? 🌅🌟

The color yellow. Forever. She is forever the hyperion lady. Think of the statue of liberty for America. She's like that. With how much she did and how much jack advertised himself and her as like the future of pandora.

(I like to think Rhys owns hyperion and atlas. My version says so) And even then she's made such an impact of like. Office work style. Like even entering the office again for the first time since Jack's death they're like "HOLY SHIT THATS LAW." and Rhys is like "damn they barely remember MY name"

Even when she takes rhe yellow out of her outfit after jacks death she's just. Forever stuck with it. Personally Designed gifts are always in yellow. New gun from Marcus for a birthday gift? It's yellow. Plate at dinner with the gang? Yellow plastic. Contact in people's echos? Law 🟨

6. How would your f/o describe your s/i? 🎭🔔

"Law? Shit forgot that was her legal name. Lici, lici, lici. Hm. She's my girl! Shes aaaaa... hardworker. Sometimes she does too much, sometimes she doesn't DO ENOUGH. She needs to find a damn middle ground it's been 3 years- oh! She makes the BEST macadamia nut cookies on pandora, you will have an orgasm. She's ruthless! She funny- not as much as me but she makes me laugh. Hm? .... no we are NOT dating. She's like uhh. My work wife! She does the cooking, the cleaning, the organizing. I make the money. You get it. Hm. She's. She's something. I keep her around cause of it all."

7. Is there anything your s/i is afraid of? Is your s/i usually brave or a coward?✨️🎖

Normally a very straightforward and "brave" mindset. She's very. GET IT DONE NOW RATHER THAN LATER. But a thing she's scared of is absolutely the Warrior, Sirens in general. Not like terrified, but seeing what they do. And knowing lilith doesn't like her and how jack described Angel always keeps her on an edge around them. If Maya were to move wrong she'd take so many steps back. To avoid any of the tales she had be told. Lilith not liking her and her not liking lilith is something that always keeps her on edge too. Any conversation she's basically on the verge of bolting and Roland can absolutely tell.

8. If someone wanted to get closer to your s/i, what would they have to do to attract them? ⚠️🟡

Be named handsome jack....? I don't know. Part of what makes her even think about getting it on with claptrap is his goofiness and his ability to make her laugh. Jack does make her laugh a lot too, but he's also an insane douchebag. It's just a draw of luck. Claptrap got what Jack didn't.

9. What’s your s/i’s ideal date?📔🪙

"Please God I don't want to kill something I just wanna seem like a good person for at least an hour."

"Sweetheart this is pandora."

10. What’s something about your s/i that someone wouldn’t expect from them? 🔅🔱

"You know what handsome Jack's house looks like?"

"It's not a big deal. And we never did anything I just. Slept there."

"No you don't get it. He has a house where he takes ladies and an ACTUAL place."

"Yeah *I know that.* I'm talking about his actual place."

"We don't know where that is."

"................"

"Law te-"

"OH WHATS THAT IS- IS ZER0 CALLING ME?? I HAVE TO GO."

"Zer0 doesn't ta-"

Jack jokes aside. Uhm. Baking is one. For sure. Master baker baby, when she's not killing or organizing shit to lords end. Ask jack he will ramble about her sweets for hours.

11. Would your s/i consider themselves a bad person/evil? Would other characters in canon consider them a bad person/evil? 🪸🌻

Vast majority would call her bad/evil. Jack has the whole good guys mindset he integrated into her and when she realized what she was doing was bad she was like. Ohhhh goddd. And she stayed in that lane for a very long time. I think BL3 is where she's like. Finally accepted as some kinda good guy of sorts although other people would say other wise, which goes back to her impact on pandora w jack. What let's her become good is the Crimson Raiders watching her- allow jack to die. She never made the effort to revive him, but she did weep. But all that mattered is that she let him die. So after that lilith was like "ok she's good. Im leavin" while Maya was like "??? AuGh- shes?? Sobbing can we??" "Nah leave her. She needs to work out her emotions."

12. Is your s/i honest? Is there anything they’ve lied about to other characters in canon? ☀️🫙

She would never lie to jack. She'd withhold information but he'd fine out eventually. One time she lied to him was his AI version of himself. And that was when he asked. "Did you EVER at least touch the vault key. Did you ever consider coming back." And yes she did consider many many times and she just goes. "No. I knew what was right."

Ans to the vault key. A lie to both jack and lilith, she held it once. Despite just abt everyone saying she should never be able to be near it or hold it or anything. She did. And she never told anyone and just thought about the consequences.

13. In a scenario where your s/i never meant your f/o, what would they be doing now? Would much change about them? 🪔☢️

She'd be dead. In a world where she doesn't get the job she attempted to become some kinda vault hunter and would fucking DIE cause she has 0 experience and is NOT that skilled with weapons or pandora as a whole. She is fucked over. Immediately.

Extra Stuff

Law dies inside the handsome jackpot.

I think. Other than the vault hunters there and Tim, I'm dragging Rhys and mordecai into it. She goes FOR Tim n Mox, and then is like "you bozos are coming with me." And mordecai is like "nooooo pleaseee I've been trying to relax this whole time you can't make me do something now." And Rhys is like "anything for ex-hyperion /sarcastic"

So by extension AI jack goes and like yesss time with my gal <- can't even talk to her unless she has the eye contact in. She did not.

And I think she gets 3/4th through it. Before dying to something absolutely stupid. And dying she's like. "Wow. I'm dying in the Handsome Jackpot. A thing I helped fund, build, went too. And now I'm dying in it."

And mordecai is like "NOOO GOD DAMN IT!!! First mission I go on in a long time and law is dying " and Rhys is like "awe. I've heard. A lot of bad things abt her BUT ALSO GOOD THINGS. So this is a lil sad (didn't know her well)"

Ans then ai jack is like "RHYSIE DO SOMETHING????" "erhm I cant." "YES, YOU CAN REVIVE HER, you can HEAL her." "We are way too late for that she's got less than a thirty seconds of life left"

When the mission is over they don't. Take her body at all. It just stays there.

Forever stuck in this "shadow", stuck in this shade of yellow, stuck with a legacy. Stuck as Handsome Jack's Assistant, even as a Crimson Raider. She'll die on that hill, and that hill was hyperion.

Relationships with Characters 🦗🌞

Claptrap: Besties first and foremost. Close in a sense that it started off as a way to piss off jack to, this GUY IS HILARIOUS. I love him so much. fucked ONCE, never again.

Mordecai: Quick to bond over blood wing, realize they have a lot in common. They like just talking in general too. Their rooms are near each other.

Brick: "mordecai likes you, you're good in my book" "👍 thank fuckin god"

Lilith: mutual dislike, but a mutual goal. Although the goal for Law was NOT to kill Jack and just put him out a power. Lilith always has to make it clear that HE NEEDS TO DIE. they clash a lot.

Roland: "you seem terrified of me" "I am." "You don't need to be" they get along fairly well. She's just as devastated his death as she is with angels. Similar closeness.

Tina: helped design her raidefs outfit. Shocker. "YOURE A SERIOUS, and I mean SERIOUS lady-man you gotta luh-luh-let LOOOSE! Show SOME SKIN!!!! CHOP UP! THE HYPERION BUTTON UP!!" "not my button up-" "AGHHHH THE BUTTON UP!!!

Jack: codependent in a kind of way. Jack adores how she works and also didn't realize he was so used to her as a person. That they litteraly still stay in contact even when she switches sides. It's jarring for them both to comprehend. Clearly in love, nothing ever comes of it in their canon. Only a final kiss for Jack's death and then a final kiss from his ai version for her death.

Rhys: "I thought you were a myth hyperion made up to motivate workers to possibly work alongside jack" "No I. I'm very much real. And NOT hyperion anymore." After TFBL and Rhys detachment from the old hyperion. he has this. Odd distaste for. He sees a lot of Jack in her and they both have that witty banter him and Jack had when the AI was more active.

Torgue: "I'm here for buisness reasons" "OK BUT ITD BE COOL IF YOU TESTED SOME OF MY NEW PRODUCTS OUT!!!!!!!!!" ".....ok" and then Jack or lilith are like "why were you there for so long."

Maya: previously mentioned fear of Sirens still there for law but Maya is definitely what makes her more comfortable with them. They get along decently well and Maya just has like. A lot of hope for Law and Law has this admiration for Maya. Mutual appreciation

Zer0: they like building things together. Guns, crafts, etc. But Law also likes finding new emolji faces that they can upload to their face somehow. It's a challenge in a way.

Axton: law sees a little bit of jack in him. And it intimidates her a lil bit seeing that in anyone BUT jack. But axton reluctantly helps her secretly get hyperion/jack posters for her room in sanctuary so she can feel more comfortable. And she's like "thankkkk youuuu" "when you betray us I get the first shot"

Krieg: "MAYAS SO COOL!" "YEAH SHE IS" that's it.

Salvador: steals her guns cause she's hyperion. Has to put them in a locked up thing and like. Do many extra precautions.

Hammerlock: I hate British people /J. Hammerlocke cannot get a single word in without like "shut up you're british" "YOU ARE EX-HYPERION!!!!!!"

Gaige: they have a secret handshake, let it be known

More stuff on Law and Jacks death

Ok that's it. There MIGHT be more. 🪐💫😭

[sugar-and-pearls]

Howdy Hedone! I'd like to ask these for the s/I game :>!!

2. when in canon does your self insert come in? do you have a scene in mind for your entrance? For Mallory

7. would any other characters (besides your f/o) have a crush on your self insert? For Madison!

12. how would the fandom view your character? For Megette

Tex @tex-treasures

Thank you Tex!!

2. when in canon does your self insert come in? do you have a scene in mind for your entrance? For Mallory

I would imagine for Mallory first appearance would be when Milo is settling up his mock meeting with the masks. She'd be sitting in the middle asking questions and playing the part of the nosy reporter.

7. would any other characters (besides your f/o) have a crush on your self insert? For Madison!

I don't really see anyone having a crush on Madison. Maybe one of Count Olaf minions?

12. how would the fandom view your character? For Megette

I think for the most part, she would be considered an interesting and somewhat tragic character. She's in a constant tug of war between both the Black and the Green parties who only wishes for her family and loves well-being and health.

[speyeralship]

Hii I’m bored and found a twitter thread of questions about fucked up and evil f/os so I’m going to be “stealing” and answering them here

(original questions by @/SelfShipSpace on twitter can be found here)

1. Are you an enabler, a bystander, or in opposition to your f/o’s evil behaviors?

An enabler 🖤🖤 Though he doesn’t let me in on the specifics of his plan, so most of my enabling is sort of just standing by and letting him do fucked up things like a bystander. On occasion I get to help out though 🖤

2. What types of crimes do you and/or your f/o commit most often?

Tbh, most of the manipulation and invasions of privacy probably aren’t strictly illegal. Except for the blackmail.

3. Total kill count of both you and your f/o combined? How many injured?

I honestly have no idea how many people Jonah has killed, directly or indirectly, over the centuries he’s been around. But considering he was the sole survivor of his attempt at the watcher’s crown, it’s gotta be in the hundreds.

4. What weapons would you and your f/o use in combat?

Metal pipe. Really, whatever is most convenient (and available) for the type of conflict.

5. Do you/your f/o have minions or goons? How many? How do they look?

No, just employees (in his case) and connections

6. If you and your f/o took over the world how would it look? What changes would you make?

For this question, I’d like to direct your attention to season 5 of The Magnus Archives.

7. How does the way your f/o interact with you differ from their harsh treatment of others? Are they cheesy and sappy behind closed doors?

God no. The most I get to see is a more relaxed side of him. I hold no illusions that he would treat me as any less disposable than anyone else in his life.

8. Does your f/o have a horrific love language/way of showing their love for you?

Aside the stalking and violation of having my mind and memories rifled through? (You may argue, but being Known is being loved to me)

9. What do the protagonists think of you and your evil s/o having a relationship together?

Bro they’d hate me. Especially if they found out I had a pretty good idea of what was going on and didn’t do anything to stop them from going through the horrors repeatedly. This is why our relationship is secret. (At least until it’s not very possible to hide things from The Archivist anymore)

[ohyral]

t. enmu nsfw alphabet

warnings; tentacle mention, enmu himself is a warning, semi- public

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) If your human, then he will caress your body till you fall asleep (spoiler: if you don't fall asleep after 40 minutes he'll use his demon art)

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) His: he loves his thighs, if you are the one dominating then he'll love the way you marked them Yours: Your hands, he would most definitely like the way you can please him and yourself with them.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

if you really want to and if you ask, he might cum inside of you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He always thought about fucking you with his tentacles.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Medium, he probably read some interesting books about human anatomy and know how to please you.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) He would try to keep as simple as possible This meaning Missionary or Mating Press

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) He's in between just when you think he's full on serious he might joke one time.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) He would be groomed quite well, and he would be shaved almost half way, but yes the carpet matches the drapes.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) During the moment, he'll probably be slightly romantic bit if it was on special occasion he'll be so romantic it's scary.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He'll jack off if your sleeping and if you catch him when you wake up he's going to do the exact thing he did in the dream with you. (spoiler: he'll make sure in the dream your getting railed by him)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He'd be into Pain Kink [does that exist?] I don't think I need to explain

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Obviously, trains. When his minions are all asleep getting the spiritual cores broken he'll lead you into a private part of the train and make you ride him.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

It's quite simple, 1. Get on his lap, 2. Begin to make out with him 3. Pull his hair till you feel his erection against your back.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

When your in his dreams, he would never eat you after all you are his s/o.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Gosh. If you suck him off your in for a treat. If can devour everyone in a whole train, he must be good with his mouth.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Depending on the mood honestly.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) Enmu doesn't really like quickies he'd rather have proper sex.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Of course he is.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a demon moon. So his stamina can go however it likes, but I'll have to say 5 rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes he owns toys, and he uses them quite often and on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He LOVES to tease you when he's the dom.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's not that loud, but once he's near his high he gets loud.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) When you do let him fuck you with his tentacles he'll make them fuck you so hard you can't walk.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

7.5 inches.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Quite high.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) (Do demons sleep well ig they do) after you fall asleep he will too

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Multiple members

You Put The "Merry" In "Merry Christmas" - Seonghwa, Yunho, San x Reader (Imagine) ☁️🎉

OT8 (makes one team-)

MTL Like Face Sitting 🔞

MTL Prefer Ass vs Tits 🔞

Enhypen

**Minion Teaches Enhypen — A Guide**

Lee Heeseung

(On Page 2)

Park Jongseong (Jay)

When you want Jay to be your first (Headcanon) 🔞

Jay NSFW A-Z 🔞

Sim Jaeyun (Jake)

Jake's Watermelon Surprise (Imagine) ☁️🎉

Park Sunghoon

Nothing yet!

Kim Sunoo

"Kiss Me More" (Imagine) ☁️*

Someone Who Loves You (Sunoo Day Imagine Mini-Series) ☁️* : Part One | Part Two

Spontaneous Sunoo Imagines (mini-imagines) ☁️ : 1

Sunoo Day Posts 2021 📝*

Yang Jungwon

Barista AU w/ Jungwon (Imagine) ☁️*

Nishimura Riki (Ni-Ki)

Leaves (Drabble, Imagine) 💧

Popcorn Surprise (Imagine) ☁️🎉*

Multiple members

Spicy Ramyeonz - Heeseung x Jake x Reader (Imagine) 🎉☁️*

Making Out With Enhypen Legal Line (Scenario) ☁️⚠️*

MTL Be A Dom, Sub, Switch In Enhypen's Legal Line 🔞⚠️

[Legal Line] MTL Like Face Sitting 🔞*

[Legal Line] MTL Have A Threesome 🔞

[Legal Line] MTL Prefer Ass vs Tits 🔞

Enhypen Legal Line’s Reaction To Being Caught “Having Fun” With You By The Other Legal Members 🔞

OT7

MTL Like A Slightly Older S/O ☁️

Having A Picnic Date W/ Enhypen (Imagine/Reaction) ☁️*

MTL Date Someone With Tattoos ☁️

Dating An Older S/O ☁️*

Tomorrow x Together

Choi Yeonjun

(On page 2)

Choi Soobin

Soobin NSFW A-Z 🔞

Choi Beomgyu

Nothing yet!

Kang Taehyun

Head Over Coffee (Oneshot) 🔞*

"Yes, Sir" (Imagine) 🔞

Ready? Ready. (Oneshot) 🔞

Punishing the Brat (Imagine) 🔞*

Huening Kai

Unforced Head Only (Oneshot Mini-Series) 🔞*: Part One | Part Two

Thigh Hickeys (Imagine) 🔞*

Friends W/ Benefits (Headcanon) 🔞

Hard On You 🔞

Multiple Members

No Joke - Beomgyu x Huening Kai x Reader (Drabble) 🔞

OT5

Making Out With Tomorrow x Together (Scenario) ☁️⚠️*

TXT's Reaction To Their S/O Asking To Give Them Head For The First Time ⚠️🔞*

TXT's Reaction To Catching You Singing Alone + Hearing Your Voice For The First Time  ☁️

MTL Have A Threesome 🔞

MTL Like Face Sitting 🔞

TXT's S/O Asking Them For Head For The First Time (Reaction) 🔞

MTL Have A Corruption Kink 🔞

TXT's Reaction To You Being Bodyshamed ☁️💧

TXT's Reaction To Their S/O Knowing How To Play Piano ☁️

TXT’s Reaction To Being Caught “Having Fun” With You By The Members 🔞❔

MTL Prefer Ass vs Tits 🔞

TXT’s Kinks 🔞

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TXT

Sounds Like TXT’s Yeonjun… 🔞❔

TXT's Breast Worship Orgy — A Thread - Soobin x Beomgyu x Taehyun x Huening Kai 🔞❔📝*

TXT’s Favorite Lingerie On You 🔞❔*

TXT’s P*** Category Searches (Headcanon?) 🔞❔*

You Recording TXT 2000s Line Worshipping Your B**bs (Headcanon?) 🔞❔*

Number of Days Per Week TXT Wants to F*** 🔞❔

Yeonjun ass man agenda ⚠️🎉❔*

Sounds Like Soobin 🔞❔*

“This is mine” - Taehyun (in Korean + English) 🔞❔

What Dubadu Wari Wari means ❔*

TXT as Marathon Runners (TikTok) *🎉

Enhypen

Jake Sends You An Audio Of Him ‘Getting Off’… 🔞*

Enhypen Legal Line’s Favorite Lingerie On You 🔞❔*

Sunghoon “Touching” You 🔞❔*

Semi-Public Fun With Jay 🔞*

Dom!Sunghoon x Sub!Reader x Stranger!Jake (Waiter) 🔞*

If Jake Had a Solo Song ⚠️*

Jake Catching 50% of the Cursing in Songs ⚠️*: Part 1 | Part 2

Jake FINALLY Being A Censoring King 👑 ⚠️*

Sex in library + legal enha? 🔞❔*

THIS with Jay? 🔞❔*

Mutual Masturbation w/ Heeseung 🔞❔*

Sub!Jake Edging Audio 🔞❔*

Sunoo = Expensive 💰 ☁️*

Sub!Jake Getting Off For His Mistress (audio) 🔞*

TXT + Enhypen

When ‘Singularity’ by BTS’ V Starts Playing During Sexy Time (TXT and Enha Legal Line) 🔞🎉❔*

This With TXT and Enha Legal Line 🔞❔*

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Stray Kids’ Chan Wants You To Come Already 🔞*

Me at Bobby of IKON being a father ☁️*

Stray Kids’ Seungmin Thinks of You While Getting Off Between Schedules (Audio) 🔞*

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Minion Teaches Enhypen — A Guide ☁️🎉📝*

My Common Realization *

The WIPs Predicament 🤡 *

Minion Learns Culture 📝*

Minion No Touch Challenge 🔞*

How To Touch Yourself (Female body) 🔞⚠️❔*

NSFW Twitter Accounts Worth Following: Post #1 | Post #2 🔞❔*

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[arc-misadventures]

Broken

“Come Mr. Arc, we must hurry!”

“I won’t get to burry them…”

“Mr. Arc there is no time for this! We have to go, they’re getting away!”

“I’ll never get to say goodbye…”

“Mr. Arc!”

“First, Pyrrha… then Qrow… Now Ren and Nora… W-Why…?”

“Mr. Arc forget about them!”

“F-Forget…? How could I do that…?”

“We must hurry! Salem agents are getting away! We must catch them before they escape! After that you can avenge your friends later!”

“But, Salem and her agents didn’t killed them…”

“W-What…?”

“You killed them… you killed everyone… every single person whose ever taken a part in this war, or has suffered from it… you killed them, whether it was directly or indirectly… You. Killed. Them…”

“Y-You’re seriously blaming this whole war on me?! Mr. Arc are you mad?!”

“Why not Oscar… or is it Ozpin, Ozma? I can’t tell anymore…”

“Because Salem’s started this war! Her minions strike and destroy everything we’ve built, ever will build, killing millions in the process!”

“But you fired the first shot though…? You tried to run away with the kids, then you attacked Salem. Ruby told me. Oobaleck always said that the one who fired the first shot is always the instigator in any conflict. And that was you… You could have talked it out, yet here we are… surrounded by the dead of millions…”

“I may have done that, but she would have never listened to me!”

“How do you know, you never asked after all?”

“Because it was the right thing to do! I know what I’m doing is right and everyone who fought along side me knew that our fight was a righteous fight!”

“It’s hard to justify that you have the moral high ground when you’re standing on corpses. Tell me, are you colour blind? I know some people can’t see red, and it feels like you’re covered in it, but you can’t see it…”

“Mr. Arc that is the most inane argument I’ve… Dammit! They got away! Are you happy now Mr. Arc?!”

“No… I can’t remember the last time I was…”

“This argument is pointless! We must leave and regroup. We can…?!”

“Where do you think you’re going?”

“Mr. Arc… put the sword down.”

“Why should I do that…?”

“Because we have more pressing matters to attend to. Avenging your friends for starters.”

“But, I am avenging them.”

“The why are you stopping me?! The Bullhead they escaped on just got away we need to hurry and catch them!”

“Didn’t you hear me? Salem didn’t kill them, you did, their blood and everyone else’s blood, is on your hands…”

“Their blood is on Salem’s hands not mine!”

“No, it’s on yours, you can’t wipe your hands of this Ozpin. I’ve seen you pull the trigger too many times. And for that to end, I must stop you, once and for all…”

“Don’t bother Mr. Arc, you know it won’t even matter!”

“True, You’ll just jump into another body, and steal their life from them… So I can’t kill you…”

“See Mr. Arc, this fight is…”

“But, as my granddad always said… ‘If you can’t kill them, cripple them…”

///

“Excuse me, My Lady…?”

“Yes, what is it, Watts?”

“You have a guest… and he brought you… a gift…”

“I have a guest…? Who also brought me a gift…? Well… this is certainly interesting. Bring them in.”

“Are you, Salem?”

“Yes, I am. And you are…?”

“Jaune… Jaune Arc… You know… You’re not as scary as Ozpin made you out to be… far more beautiful actually…”

“Flattery will get you no where boy.”

“Is it flattery to speak the truth? I could never tell…”

“You’re the odd one boy…”

“Most broken things are a bit odd…”

“To a point… So, tell me, why are you here and what is this gift you brought me.”

“I’m here to end your war with Ozpin, and the gift to you will see to that…”

“How would your gift do that. That box is rather big, tell me, is it a relic, some sort of bomb that you’ve brought me?”

“Neither, my Lady.”

“Then what is it…?”

“Owwww…”

“O-Ozma… Y-You brought me, Ozma?! Haha…? Hahahahahahaha…!!! By the Gods! How did you ever manage to do that?!”

“Cripples can’t run fast, my Lady.”

“Well, that explains the legs… I must ask, I was aware you are… were, once his ally; why betray him so?”

“He killed them.”

“Killed who?”

“Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. The people in Atlas, in Vale, in Vacuo, Minstrel. Everyone whoever was and maybe anyone who ever will be. He killed everyone and no one, their blood is on his hands, but he can’t see it. I wonder if he ever cared for the blood he spilt. From what I gather, he didn’t feel even anything when he killed your children.”

“Y-You blame the death of my children… on him…?”

“You may have played a part in their death, that is undeniable. But, he tried to take them away from you, he fired the first shot. He started this war… Everything is his fault…”

“ … “

“ … “

“Ozma… what have you done…?”

“Wh-What I thought… W-Was right!”

“I wasn’t referring to that, what ever it was… I was referring to this boy… You’ve broken him… and you can’t see that you have. I have seen many a broken soul, I have fixed them, gave them a purpose. But in all the time I’ve walk upon Remnant, I have never seen a person as broken as this poor boy before me… What did you do?!”

“It’s pointless to ask, his own moral superiority makes him blind to the suffering he’s committed. So long as his goals are achieved, the world can burn for all he cares…”

“His desperate attempts to stop me as of late seem to suggest to me that he cares little for the welfare of others…”

“And like you do Salem! How many have you killed… in this war you started!”

“I wanted to take over the world… force the peace and the balance the Gods so desperately wanted on every living soul there is. But you wanted them to have free will. In the last several thousand years they’ve had their precious free will and they have used that free will to enslave and murder one another with reckless abandon. And you’ve only achieved ‘peace’ in the last century, and even that fell apart within a fortnight. As many as I have killed, they pale in comparison to yours…”

“You’re a monster… Salem!”

“But who made me one… and who made you one…? Haa… this arguing is pointless… We’re at war because we couldn’t agree on anything to begin with! Now… I haven’t had the pleas of killing you in thousands of years… I’m going to enjoy this…!”

“No my Lady, you can’t! Not yet at least!”

“And why not, you’ve proven your worth, you’ve brought me my greatest enemy before me, broken and defeated. Why can’t I kill him here and now?”

“Because he knows everything! Where the relics are, how to get them, the strength of the surviving cities. Who will lead them next! Who knows what else he knows, but he knows it! He’s more valuable to you alive than dead! Because as long as he is alive and is your prisoner, there is no one in the world who will be able to stop you!”

“T-Traitor!!!”

“My oh my oh my… You are far greater than I expected! Never have I ever had someone serve me as well as you have and in such a short time at that.”

“You’re too kind my Lady…”

“My Queen.’ I am a Queen after all.”

“Of course, forgive me, My Queen.”

“Hmm… Hazel… you have the most recent grievance from Ozma; why don’t you… soften him up for me.”

“With extreme pleasure…”

“Now, the rest of you, leave us, I want to have a moment to myself with our newest member.”

“As you wish, my Queen…”

“ … “

“ … “

“Now tell me, Jaune Arc; just who are you, my Valiant Knight~”

[sixknight]

Rouxls Kaard Fluff Alphabet

A = Activities (What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?)

He loves doing puzzles with you! He'd like to try putting one of those 3D puzzle model kits together with you sometime. He loves to read together as well. He'll also play board and card games with you. You may be able to talk him into playing certain video games with you as well but for the most part he's content with just watching you play. He'd be thrilled if you join him in bug catching, but understands if you're too squeamish. He likes it when you join him on his walks through the dungeon too. He also loves cooking together. And cleaning. He appreciates the help.

B = Beauty (What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?)

He finds you gorgeous, especially your eyes and smile (and hair or lack of if you're bald for any reason), though your physical appearance isn't the only thing he finds beautiful. He admires your wit, bravery, and strength, and secretly admires your kindness.

C = Comfort (How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?)

He's not too great at it but he'll try. While he may seem aloof to the problem initially, he will sit with you and try to get you to talk about what's bothering you. He may even try to cheer you up by telling you he'll name his next masterpiece puzzle after you. (Caution: May or may not offer you a plate of worms as well)

D = Dreams (How do they picture their future with their s/o?)

He's not one to think ahead so it's hard for him to imagine his future beyond being a minion/puzzle master, but he does hope that no matter what the future holds that you're in it. He wants you to stick around for as long as possible. He absolutely wants to marry you.

E = Equal (Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?)

It's mostly a 50/50 relationship. Things are pretty equal between you two because you've set boundaries, though he can get a bit bossy at times. You know how to call him out on it though, and he'll speak up if you start pushing him around too. If you do need him to step in and take over for something for a while however then he's up for it.

F = Fight (Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?)

Oddly enough if you two fight he's usually the one to forgive you first. He does sulk about it for hours but he eventually starts missing you and runs off to find you. If you're still angry after the apology he'll sulk some more until you cool down and apologize too.

To be honest most of the time you don't understand him in a fight anyway because he gets so frustrated that he doubles down on his verbal quirk and his sentences become incomprehensible. Saying you can't understand anything he's saying only makes him more upset. He will end up insulting you for it but he feels bad about it almost immediately afterwards.

G = Gratitude (How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?)

He's surprisingly grateful to have you. He's rather arrogant but he genuinely likes having your input on things (other than his puzzles, "Mine puzzles arest perfecteth damn ite!") and he recognizes all you do for him in terms of helping him out. He hesitates to admit this to you of course.

H = Honesty (Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?)

He WANTS to be mysterious and secretive so bad because he thinks it'll make him more attractive to you but damn if he doesn't just dump everything once he's warmed up to you. You're probably the person he trusts the most in his life (not that he'll openly admit that) so you hear pretty much every thought that passes through his mind and every bit of gossip he knows.

I = Inspiration (Did their s/o change them or the other way around?)

Equally changed. You help him be a (slightly) better person by being his "morality pet" and he manages to talk you into doing stupid stuff with him you'd probably have never done before.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?)

He SAYS he doesn't get jealous but he absolutely DOES! And he doesn't deal with it well. Mostly by sulking and complaining to whoever is around.

"Amst I notest the moste handsometh man they hathe ever laine eyes uponst? Whateth is so specialeth aboute (insert whoever you're paying attention to)? Whye, I betest they do nothe even knoweth howst to maketh a puzzle as masterfule as I!"

Followed by a very confusing calligraphy letter written to that person telling them that you and Rouxls are dating and they should back off.

K = Kiss (Are they a good kisser?)

At first? No. Kissing him is… very wet. But he's quick to learn how to kiss a human. His lips feel odd, like a goop or putty, but you come to like the feel of them as he starts to kiss you with more passion and genuineness.

L = Love Confession (How would they confess to their s/o?)

He invites you to take a walk with him and confesses to you then. He plans it beforehand, hiding a bouquet of flowers in the spot he plans to tell you, and pulls it out and presents it to you while on one knee.

"We hast knowneth eache other foreth a whileth now and… I havest realized thate I haveth feelings for thou. I ame sureth thou muste feelest the same aboutst me! So letest us begineth a nyew lifest! Togethereth!"

M = Marriage (Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?)

He absolutely wants to marry you! He just wants to make sure he knows for sure that it's what you want too. Deep down he's afraid of the rejection because not only would it hurt his pride, he'd also wonder if you actually want to be with him.

If he knows you want to marry then expect his proposal to be even more extravagant than his first love confession. Once again, one knee, a whole ass speech, and a bouquet but with a ring in the middle this time. BUT, this time he's decided that, instead of a private walk, he should propose in the middle of town while the two of you are with Lancer and his friends. It's a tad embarrassing but ultimately you say yes.

He wants to have a grand extravagant wedding with you, he's got so many plans for it! Lancer is of course the flower boy and ring bearer.

N = Nicknames (What do they call their s/o?)

Little worm (affectionate). Caterpillar (affectionate). Darling/Darlingest. Mine love/mine loveth/mine lovest. Dear/Dearest/Deareth.

Gender doesn't matter, he's calling you those (unless you tell him to stop certain ones).

O = On Cloud Nine (What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?)

Oh it's VERY obvious. He thinks he's smooth but he isn't, he's a big dork when in love. He's more happy when you're around, flirts quite a bit, and hypes himself up to seem like the perfect man.

He expresses his feelings through gifts, spending quality time with you, offering to do things for you, and being extra touchy with you compared to everyone else.

P = PDA (Are they upfront about their relationship? Are they rather shy when others are watching?)

He's very upfront! He wants everyone to know you're his and he's yours! He loves walking hand in hand or with your arms locked with each other. He's not shy about giving you kisses in front of others either, but does get flustered if you try to sit on his lap when there's other people around.

Q = Quirk (Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.)

His teleportation comes in handy when the two of you want to be alone. He can quickly take you to any date either of you set up too.

R = Romance (How romantic are they? Cliché or rather creative?)

Hopeless romantic type. He does get creative at times but he prefers to do the usual, flowers, makes you a nice dinner with candlelight, poetry, holds doors open for you, ect. He can be quite the gentleman.

S = Support (Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?)

While he assures you he can take care of you he still supports your wants and goals. Wanna open a shop? He knows just how to get one set up! Want a cafe? He can cook with you! Want to be a lawyer? Well, he's the lawkeeper of this land and can get you access to the best law books! Want to be a doctor? He doesn't know anything about that but he supports you and will tell his enemies that they'll be in good hands after he crushes them.

T = Thrill (Do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?)

He prefers routine. He doesn't mind trying new things, but nothing beats making meals together, spending the day making puzzles, occasionally watching Lancer, reading together, and taking walks in the dungeon together.

U = Understanding (How good do they know their partner?)

He's… not great at reading other people. He knows what you like, sure, but when it comes to emotional understanding that will take some time and you'll have to be very upfront with him on how you're actually feeling. He gets better at it as the relationship goes on, but it will take time.

V = Value (How important is the relationship to them? What is it worth in comparison to other things in their life?)

You and creating puzzles are the two most important things in his life, he's not sure he could choose between either, he loves both you and being the Duke of Puzzles equally.

W = Wild Card (A random Fluff Headcanon.)

He's actually very easy to fluster. While he likes PDA if you cling to him in public or try to sit in his lap (or pull him onto yours) his face turns a deep purple from blushing.

X = XOXO (Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?)

He is affectionate when around others in the sense that he'll hold your hand and kiss your cheek or the top of your head, but once you two are behind closed doors all alone he becomes sooo clingy! Constant cuddles, can't get comfortable unless you are touching each other somehow. Loves the deep, passionate kisses that take each other's breath away. Wants to be all over each other when you have alone time.

Y = Youth (The morning is the youth of the day, so what’s it like waking up by their side? how do they feel waking up with their s.o?)

Rouxls Kaard is an early riser. He likes to get up anywhere between 6-8am, and he tries to get you to wake up early too. If you're not a morning person he gives up eventually and let's you sleep for a couple hours more before waking both you and Lancer for breakfast. If you do wake up with him he gets giddy and offers to make you coffee/tea and likes to take a walk with you before cooking breakfast.

He's always so excited to wake up next to you, whether you're cuddled to him or have your back to him hugging a pillow. He loves to lay there for a moment and run his hand over your head before giving you a kiss on the cheek before he starts the day.

Z = Zeal (Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind?)

Oh yes. This man may be a coward but he will absolutely offer to throw people in the dungeon for you after he tries besting them at a puzzle or game. He may not be much of a fighter but he will make sure to always protect you, even if it means just holding you close as he teleports you two away from danger.

[talesofsonicasura]

(Hero is Back) Sun Wukong with a Stand User! S/O.

...I got bored and wrote this for the Sun Wukong simps. Stands are the manifestation of one's own fighting spirit and is a concept from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. You don't need to anything about the series to read this. Can be read as gender neutral or preferred gender.

You met Sun Wukong during an invasion on a small village.

You were a lone wanderer with huge holes in your memory. The only thing you had was your name, a star shaped birthmark on your back and a guardian spirit or Stand called Zombie Mouse. You call him MouZ for short.

Apparently trolls decided it to be a nice day to ransack the village you were staying in. Especially when the village kids asked to play some Jianzi with you. You had a soft spot for children so easily obliged.

So when one of those snot green beasts tried to snatch a toddler that was watching the game, you felt obligated to bring out Zombie Mouse and obliterate the beast before it could even touch the little one's head.

MouZ' blade could turn any he slayed into a cute but dangerous plush minion that only serves him or you. The minions could also convert others if they shared the same species, your own personal zombie plague.

You began to hunt down any troll in your path, sending half to protect the villagers and the other half to keep anymore from getting in.

So imagine your surprise when you found Dāsheng of all people fighting off trolls and accidentally some of your minions too.

Zombie Mouse being foul mouthed as he is said this upon response: “What the F*CK you doing?! Go for the actual trolls, not my plushies you nimrod!“

You both shoot MouZ a dirty look but the monkey man did stop attacking your minions knowing they were on his side.

With the Dāsheng helping out, the invasion was successfully upended and MouZ turned the zombie plushies into various animal toys for the children.

It was also safe enough for the monkey's companions to come into town too: a little boy named Liuer, a baby girl named An An and a large pig yaoguai by the name of Zhu Bajie. You also learned the Dasheng's name, Sun Wukong.

Being kind, you offered to share your room at the village's inn. Once Liuer had heard about Zombie Mouse's abilities, he practically begged you to join them on their journey much Sun Wukong's annoyance.

And you decided to join to the Monkey King's irritation. Once you became part of the group, Dāsheng wasn't hesitant to show his distaste for you.

He would make rude remarks and often try to ditch you in the forest on multiple occasions as if trying to get you to leave.

Too bad you were just as stubborn as your Stand, firing back with equal ammunition. And if he tried to leave you in the woods, you had Zombie Mouse hold onto him like a leech.

You even stole his entire peach stash forcing him to find you again if he wanted them back.

Overtime, Sun Wukong began to warm up to you. You were very kind when the two of you weren't butting heads.

You eagerly answered any questions Liuer had or entertain his ideas. You would play with An An, always making the baby giggle and sung her to sleep. You even try to help Zhu Bajie with his confidence alongside working on his shapeshifting.

Even the foul mouthed Stand was capable of being nice, often carving out some wood idols as gifts and made An An a more comfortable basket to sleep in.

For him, you went out of your way to get him a thick warm blanket that he saw at one of the villages. Sometimes you make him some peach soup. MouZ once made him a wooden carving of his home, Mount Hungao.

It was enough for Sun Wukong to realize he'd fallen in love with you. A sad thought as he was immortal and you weren't.

At least, until one faithful night that you decided to tell him a shocking secret about Zombie Mouse.

The unused life years of those the Stand slayed were added to yours. And on one fateful day, you had killed an immortal. This immortal thought of collecting you like a trophy once they had saw Zombie Mouse.

How MouZ killed the immortal and gave you immortality by default. Sun Wukong knew that killing an immortal and becoming one without permission by the Jade Emperor was a death sentence.

It was at this moment that he confessed his feelings for you. Even if someone saw it as being selfish after hearing such a huge secret, he couldn't hold back his tongue.

You were shocked to say the least but you felt the same way much to the Monkey King's relief.

Although MouZ ruined the moment with a 'Took you two bloody long enough!!' The both of you rolled your eyes at the Stand's comment before chuckling.

Sun Wukong would be returning back to his home with much more than he thought. A lover to help his kingdom (and him.)

This has been in my drafts for quite a while, at least a week. Monkey King: Hero is Back is one of my favorite iterations of Sun Wukong. He's quite interesting and the grumpiness does make sense considering his particular imprisonment was so much different than his canon counterparts.

He's also one of the first Monkey Kings in the modern era (2000s), that taken a parental role albeit slow and steady. Nezha Reborn (seemingly) and Monkey King: Reborn iterations following after. If you haven't watched the movie yet and only know it via the videogame version, I highly recommend watching it.

As for Zombie Mouse, he's actually based off a cut/redesigned enemy from the first Shin Megami Tensei. He alongside another called Demon Duck were cut from the Japanese PC version due to looking like two specific Disney characters: Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.

Although maybe we'll get the original Zombie Mouse once Mickey Mouse becomes public domain.😂 Until next time folks! Here's the illustration of Zombie Mouse! 👇

And the cut sprites for Zombie Mouse and Demon Duck for the game alongside Demon Duck's illustration.

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