#do you wanna build a snowman

[aromiekimart]

Making a snowman is hard - part of my Animal Crossing nostalgia illustrations. Snowman proportions are so finicky...I always messed up and pissed the guy off

Available as a print on my INPRNT store!

[postsforposting]

in dp3, wade says disney prohibited them from doing cocaine on screen. "do you wanna build a snowman" is a euphemism for cocaine but the song itself is about wanting a family member to play with.

so when wade says disney prohibited them from doing cocaine on screen....what it also meant was that disney prohibited family from "playing together".

which is why there's no explicit on screen sex in dp&w even though there was in the first movie.

the theme of frozen, of course, is that people who are different shouldn't be treated differently, ashamed, or have to hide. kind of ironic that disney would make frozen but then ban the gays from equally building a snowman.

wade wants to build a snowman all movie long. but he can't. it can't be on screen. so it happened off screen.

did you notice during the honda scene that there were obvious SHHNNGGG knife noises/stabbing noises through the whole thing....except for the last few seconds of the "COEXIST" shot?

what do you think they were doing off screen while they weren't fighting but the car was still rockin? "you're the one that i want", after all, just like anna wants elsa to come out with her.

and after all that, we find them laid out and framed like they're at the altar, complete with wade wrapped head to toe in a veil of seatbelts.

sex is crack and we all know how much crack Wade uses.

[sadsongsandstories]

Okay but can we talk about Katniss and snow having brilliantly opposing symbolisms?!?

Throughout the series, Katniss and her rebellion are not so subtly symbolised by fire. The begins as the girl on fire, riding into the capitol on a literal chariot of flames and proceeds to have many fire themed struggles. The second book is called catching fire, in the third she says "if we burn you burn with us"

I don't have to prove this to you, Kantiss is fire

And equally I don't have to prove that snow is snow. Cos crazily enough, Snow is snow. It's pure, it's blinding, it's cold and calm and can appear wonderful, but is truly ruthless and cruel.

And what do we know about snow and fire?

Well, fire melts snow, but in doing so, fire is destroyed. The act of melting the snow puts out and weakens the fire, slowly shrivelling it until nothing is left.

That is, of course, unless it is fed and kindled and protected.

The act of toppling snows empire nearly destroys Katniss, many times over, but it is through Peeta's kindness that she is reborn. Rebuilt. Reignighted.

And the best part about these opposing symbolic representations, is that snow has every capacity to destroy fire. If snow can smother fire, suppress and suffocate its flickering form, there is nothing fire can do but wilt. The snow will barely even feel it.

The only hope fire has, is to grow to such a blaze and so fast, that there is no hope of snow to hold it back.

And so she does

And it is glorious

[kreature-kait]

When nobody wants to see Deadpool & Wolverine with you again 🥲💛❤️

[okaydays22]

[jokerislandgirl32]

It looks like he’s whining about not getting his way…he’s arguing with his mother/sister (Donita in this case) because she won’t let him play in the snow.

Zach: “But I wanna build a snowman!”

Donita: “For the tenth time, no! The last time you built a snowman you cried for five hours because it made you think of the ‘Do You Wanna Build a Snowman’ scene from Frozen where Elsa and Anna’s parents die!”

Zach *tearing up*: “I promise I won’t this time…” *breaks down into uncontrollable sobs.*

[saanea]

[tomicscomics]

02/17/2023

Jesus makes winter a little less red.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: In this verse, Jesus brings up an old idea of justice: "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth."  According to this idea, a man who knocks out another man's tooth should have his own tooth knocked out.  However, in the Bible, Jesus says instead that His followers should be ready to suffer evils without vengeance.  In this cartoon, Jesus instead says that this old law is a bad way to make snowmen.  The law was not explaining how to make snowmen, but if we apply the old law to making snowmen, "an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth" becomes an ingredients list demanding human eyes and teeth to fill out a snowman's features.  This would be undesirable for a number of reasons, such as the staining of perfectly white snow with uncomely viscera.

[backscale-pivot-queen]

Liliana and Laura Lewinska, Poland 🇵🇱

Euskalgym 2024 Gala performance ✨

[fallingforchristmasworld]

[rickardt]

More traditional art this week! Rolling with a little bit more Disney, probably give Disney a break next week, lol. For now, let’s build a snowman and have some Olaf!

[my-blind-album]

Lady Lesso x Female Reader- Do you wanna build a Snowman?

Requests; OPEN! {female characters only}

Pairing; Lady Leonora Lesso x Female Reader

Teen!AU - Adult!AU

POV; Since the day that the two best friends Leonora and Y/n were taken from their home in Gavaldon and sent to the school for good and evil. Leonora was sent to the school for evil and Y/n to the school for good. Ever since then Leonora has been distancing herself from Y/n and Y/n tries to get closer to her but is always neglected till the day comes were Y/n gets rejected by Leonora and she finally decides to stop chasing after the redhead but Leo is now left all alone and without anyone knowing of her tormenting dean of evil.

Warning(s); Fluff, Angst, Mentions of abandonment and neglect, death mentions, hints of rape, hints of paedophilia, sad ending

16 Years Old

Watching outside the window struggling to sleep, Y/n notices tiny white flakes falling from the sky, which can only meaning one thing...it's snowing.

Carefully and quietly making her way out of the dorm rooms and the good school as she sneaks past the fairies towards the school for evil. Luckily for her it was a full moon as well meaning the wolf guards were probably out howling. Creeping through the halls and steps she finally makes it towards a room with a label...

'Leonora Lesso'

Taking deep breaths she slowly reaches her fist for the door before knocking it five times.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

Knock. Knock.

"Leo?" Y/n calls out to be met with a simple hum from the other side of the room indicating that Leonora was awake and very much aware of her best friends presence.

"Do you wanna build a snowman?" no response. "Come on, let's go and play!" Y/n suggests as Leonora continues to keep her silence not responding to her friend's tactics. But unfortunately for her, Y/n was not willing to give up on her best friend.

"I never see you anymore, come out the door it's like you've away!" Y/n stops listening in but still no response. "We used to be best buddies, but now we're not, I wish you would tell me why!" Kneeling herself to the level of the doorknob she pokes her eye to try and peak inside but it's impossible for her to see through the small space. "Do you wanna build a snowman?" she places her mouth on the key space. "It doesn't have to be a snowman!" Y/n says cheekily even-though Leonora knew was talking about snow angels. Leonora finally reached her limited and decided to chase her friend away. "Go away Y/n!" although Leonora didn't know it or saw it behind her doors was sad girl who reluctantly walked away holding back the tears and making her way back to her own school and dorm room.

17 Years Old

It's Christmas Eve and everyone's in bed already but unlike everyone else, Y/n stands in the school for good's lovely garden consisting of each and every flower you could think of. Sitting on a nearby bench is Y/n who admires the moon's reflection on the river as she embraces the wonderful silence that fills her soul and mentality. Being a quiet bookworm she never enjoyed socializing or just the site of people drives her insane. But she will never forget the day she met Leonora.

Turning the page to the next chapter of her book, Y/n looks up from her reading due to the sound of footsteps which confused her, it's 7pm in the evening why would someone be out here, in the forest, apart from her since she was a lover of the night and it's beautiful features. "Hello?" she calls out to the source of the steps and sooner a redhead pops up from the bushes and is shocked to spot someone else in this late evening. "AH!" the redhead screamed and Y/n screamed back in fear. "What are you doing here?!" she speaks out. "I could ask you the same thing, redhead!" the girl before Y/n relaxes a bit as seeing that she won't be attacked. "Just came out for some fresh air, I always to that when I'm stressed" Y/n raises her eyebrow "So basically 24/7?" the redhead pauses before continuing. "Yeah really" she laughs. "What's your name?" "Lesso, Leonora Lesso" she extends her hand for Y/n to take and she hesitates for a bit before placing her hand on the redhead's or Leonora's. "And yours?" "Bell, Y/n Bell" they shake hands as Leonora sits next to Y/n and they continue to talk about their lives and problem and realized they were both going through the same issues and they're bond grew closer than ever.

Y/n slowly regains consciousness once feels something fall on her nose and moves her hands to touch it something fell on her hand. A snowflake. Looking up Y/n notice that it's snowing and she gets up from her seat twirling around with the biggest smile on her face. A thought pops in her mind, one that shouldn't have in the first place, before she can even think about her chances of success this time she finds herself already in front of Lenora's dorm room using her teleportation abilities. She's about to knock till she notices something different about the door and spots 3 names number Leonora's meaning this time she had roommates. To say she was surprised was an understatement, she was flabbergasted to say the least. Leonora was as worse as Y/n was when it came to socializing and she was sure that while they were back at Gavaldon she was Leo's only friend, so why would she have friends now? Is cause she feels like she belongs with them cause they're her people as well? Or did she replace after all the years we spent together?

Knocking on the door five times, she called out for her supposedly friend. "Leo?! It's Y/n!" and as the last time she received a simple hum from her friend on the other side of the room. "Do you wanna build a snowman?!" she pauses till she hears no response so she continues. "Or ride a bike around halls!?" no response "I think some company is overdue! I started to the pictures on walls!" Y/n stops smiling at the time she talked to a painting on the wall who goes by the name Joan and he was very friendly and wise and whenever Y/n needed the advice he was more than happy to prove one for her. "It gets a little lonely, all these empty halls just watching the hours tick by" now that Y/n realized it, she had no other friends she had apart from except the librarian who would always recommend a good book to her, Joan the talking painting and a girl called Clarissa Dovey who was the daughter of the fairy godmother and was Y/n's only student of good friend. Hoping and anticipating for a response better than her last only to get the same thing. Nothing. Sighing in defeat she walks away from the door not bothering to use her teleportation skills.

But on the other side of the door was a wounded Leonora who wasn't just heart in the inside but out as well. Being that Rafal had thought that he finally found he's first evil victim who will bring victor for evil but all Leonora ever wanted was Y/n, her best friend or was she really her best friend any more? "I hope your not thinking about that ratchet ever girl you call your 'friend' " Rafal spat to the redhead who was leaning against her door with her knees brought up to her chest and her eyes red from all the crying. "You know I love you, right Leo?" she nods her head. "Use your words sweetheart" "Ye-s-s" Rafal raised his eyebrow at her as if to continue her sentence. "Yes-s M-master Rafal" Rafal smirks at her placing his hand under her chin lifting her head up to him as he stares at her in cold lust. He slowly makes his way to her ear before huskily whispering, "Good Girl~" he rubs his thumb across Leonora's bottom lip as she quivers in fear and Rafal chuckles at the sight. "Now be a good student and spread open your legs for Master~"

18 Years Old

The year came whereby all the students of both and evil will pursue their careers and follow their fantasies for those who were chosen by the Storian. Was Y/n nervous? Quite frankly I believe there are no more words that could describe how she was feeling. She was ambivalent towards the thought of leaving Leonora if their stories don't include each other in them. So she decided that today was the today that she'd confess her feelings, not knowing that someone was already one step ahead of her scheme.

Once again, it was late at night Y/n stood in front of Leonora's door, and like always it was snowing, although she could have confessed during the day, there was one problem and that was Leonora was absent the entire day, no ne had word on her whereabouts so she figured that night time would be the perfect time, at least if she got rejected no one would be able to notice the tears escaping from her eyes and her lack of breathing.

She knocked on the door three times instead of the times she'd knock on the door numerous times till she would open the door to scold her away. "Leonora?" Y/n whispered yet in a way that she knew she wasn't alone and didn't want her accomplice to hear her. This time instead of a hum there was no response, but Y/n knew Leonora and she knew was in that room so decided to continue. "I know you're in there, people are asking we you've been" feeling her breathing becoming unsteady she continues. "They say, 'Have courage' and I'm trying to. I'm right here for you, just let me in" placing her hand on the door gently before she rests her forehead on the door as well not even caring for the tears anymore and letting them shower down her cheeks before softly hitting the ground. "We only have each other, just you and me, what are we gonna do?" she says before making her last comment. "Y/n please just leave me alone" "Why?" "I-I...don't feel the same way for you, I love someone else" "It's Rafal isn't?" Leonora goes quiet and Y/n laughs while rolling her eyes in disbelief knowing she's correct. "Bloody Bastard" Y/n mumbles under her breathe before completely backup from the door. "Well I wish you good luck, Leonora" "Goodbye Y/n" "Goodbye, Leonora Lesso" and with that she teleports back to her dorm leaving a broken hearted redhead stuck alone in a room with a man who will torture her for the rest of her life.

"Do you wanna build a snowman?"

[elijones94]

⛄️ Do you wanna build a snowman? ❄️

[navybrat817]

Does Bucky still want to build a snowman? 😂😭