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Yue Qi isn't quite allowed to draw his spiritual sword, but he's not explicitly NOT allowed, so he plans to sneak to Wan Jian Peak after hours and get his sword so he can save xiao-Jiu.
Only, as soon as he sets foot on the rainbow bridge, he runs into some shidi from An Ding having a crisis in the middle of the night. He helps.
It's several days before he has enough of a lull in his duties that he feels well-rested enough to make the attempt again. He needs the strongest sword possible to save xiao-Jiu.
Upon reaching Wan Jian Peak, he discovers there was an explosion just as the disciples were cleaning up for the night and now it's like an agitated ant hill. Yue Qi sighs and helps.
Sadly the fallout and paperwork and prospective safety measures take up an entire month. Yes, his cultivation is improving, but he needs to leave NOW.
His next attempt is thwarted by an entire crowd of disciples, a mix of bai zhan and xian shu. They're fighting because...? Someone said someone else said they were weak? Uncultured? Yue Qi might have expected the blow out with ku xing and that would have resulted in less property damage.
He pushed back another month, but at least that one shidi from An Ding brings him some nice trees and a fruit as thanks for his earlier help. Yue Qi can't put a name to the fruit, even as he eats it, but he dares not ask anyone and reveal his ignorance.
The next night, invigorated by the kindness and the gifts, Yue Qi finally, FINALLY makes it to the sword wall and claims the Xuan Su sword.
He wakes two days later on Qian Cao from the resulting qi deviation. His master visits. He is equal parts disappointed and pleased that he snuck out by managed to claim such a worthy sword
The moment he's gone, Yue Qi climbs out of the window and returns to his quarters. After changing and grabbing his go-bag he teaches himself how to fly on the sword while hurtling toward xiao-Jiu.
His bag has more money in it than he remembered saving, but Qiu Jianluo isn't willing to sell xiao-Jiu anyway
That's alright. No one knows Yue Qi is there and when there are no survivors, no one ever will. He leaves xiao-Jiu at the base of the mountain with his go bag and all of the money so he can approach the sect after enough time has passed to allay and possible suspicions regarding the fire at the Qiu manor.
Yue Qi presents his shishu with a letter from his good friend Shen Jiu and requests that shishu please evaluate him for cultivation potential.
Yue Qi suspects that his shishu knows every rotten detail of the situation, but he only smiles and agrees to a meeting. Before Yue Qi leaves, his shishu says, "You know, I hear disciple Shang was made head disciple of An Ding. It would serve you well to have a good relationship."
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Disciple Shang is the nervous shidi. Yue Qi truly believes shishu knows everything.
#svsss#airplane is sweating like a sinner in church#does yue-bro have any idea what his king charged him for that pure water cultivation fruit???#and he knows the scum villain will never thank him#hell he'll be punished for being too close to yue-bro#do you wanna be a stick??
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always by your side
#couuugh. whehezze#hold on#project sekai#emu otori#pjsk#prsk#proseka#ok thatsg enough RANK 96 COOOOOGUH WHEEEZE#literlaly cough wheez ei have fucking covid. i wanted to draw something nicer for the event but my hands rlly hrut snd my throat hirts and#i was sticking my head in the freezer in between matches.#omfg i didnt think the end sprint was gonna be so insane i didnt have enough energy. mfers made me spend 700 gems. nene please.#i never wanna open the game agaon.(guy who will open it tomorrow and sunday) 16 MIL POINTS.. pimh was only 9mil. for rank 80smth.#the hatsune miku colorful stage tiering economy is in shambles#'im never doing that again' [will do it again in august]#event was insane. started out ill -> only 1 rate up card -> charger broke -> assignments -> covid on the last day. Be fr#to my beloved sakurako and fixer i wub you. ill try to finish my nice profile but well honk mimimi.#NSIFFLKE. SNIFFLE. WAAAAAAH#this is so lazy but i havent drawn for myself literally in a week. other than doodles i did between matches#actually theyre like little bobblehead emus all over my sketchbooks i should collage them into anpost#idk how people get that subtle gaussian blur on their lines i tried it but it looks so obvious to me here.. maybe bc i used a thick brush..#ok wonderhoy i need to lay down so bad tylenol save me. I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED MY LOZENGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAAAAAME
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the 7 angels of shimokitazawa
#bocchi the rock#bocchi the rock!#btr#nijika ijichi#ijichi nijika#hi lots of talking in the tags. if you wanna read#i actually. didnt intend to make 7 nijikas again.... but if i do bocchi and kita i wanna try to stick with the theme#but for now though ill stick with nijika and ryo i dont want to rush printing for next friday. i might make chibis though#the colors were harder to use this time... it was waay easier to make the ryo illustration look good
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so i was thinking about how Howdy has eight legs bc he's a caterpillar - those have lots of legs. but butterflies? they only have six
imagine he comes out of his chrysalis and he's down two limbs. mf would have to relearn how to Walk
#i had this realization and Lunged for my tablet#caterpillars when they're in the soup: you know what? these are unnecessary *discards limbs*#and yes i know i know Technically caterpillars have six true legs and four prolegs yes yes#However they still kinda count and i like to have fun#he'd wake up and have a total httyd1 hiccup moment#*lifts blanket* Ohhhhhhhh fuck where's the other two#lmaoooo later frank hands him a bottle full of leftover Caterpillar Soup like 'here they are... sorry...'#i gave him cute stripey pj pants bc i caaaaaaan <3#scribble salad#yassified howdy <3#i feel so bad for him...#he tries so hard not to pupate and then not only Does He but he winds up with only two legs. poor guy!#not sure if i wanna stick with this for yass!howdy tho! i so do love his four legs...
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this is like an au?? i guess?? not too many coherent thoughts abt it, its just kinda evil lloyd centric. wahoo.
#probably not sticking w this design for him to be completely honest. i never know what to do for outfits man.#may or may not be related to that other post i made about junkos theme giving off evil lloyd vibes :) maybe :)))#this specific piece might be more of a 'the sea where ones home planet reflects' kinda vibe tho. if you wanna listen to that song too 👀#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fanart#lloyd garmadon#ninjago au
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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story
REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you
but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.
he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.
he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date
#anonymous#he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL#i have soooooo much to say about him#he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme#but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since#he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school#and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant#because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official#everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly#he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun#what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes#and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past#idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent#at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too#and so lawyer toji is born#does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely#but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real#but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband#but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give#away his hopeless devotion from a mile away#the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble#satoru x reader#him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder#and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office#and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs
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Prompt 144
Danny regrets nothing. He regrets absolutely nothing at all. Okay so maybe he regrets things a little bit, but it’s hard to concentrate. It’s hard to think, he…
He’s never died a second time before.
It’s… weird. His head hurts, his body too-small, not in a younger sense, but almost in a… feeling sense. His skin feels colder, and his hair has- it has bits of white in it now? And he’d already been able to use his ghost abilities even in his human form but it feels… easier now.
He’s not overshadowing his own corpse- he doesn’t think he is? His head hurts… his everything ached actually, like he’d gotten electrocuted again even if he’s certain that wasn’t how he died.
Did- did someone throw his body into the sewers?
Seriously, what the heck? Who would do that?! Urgh, that made him so mad- who just throws a corpse around, nevermind his corpse! That’s so rude!
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Hello crocodile-man staring at him in slight horror, please ignore the blood covering the back of his head, the wound has healed, he will be out of your way once he can talk again- Wait, there’s no need to call for someone-
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#waylon jones#solomon grundy#danny fenton#Waylon staring at what he’s pretty sure is a baby Grundy situation:#Waylon: Heeey sewer buddy you wanna c’mere for a hot minute-#Waylon: Oh my gotham what do I do there’s an undead child or teenager staring at me#Waylon: Why are they so skinny and why are they down here- oh no#Waylon: Oh no what if the Bats think it’s my fault somehow- c’mere small probably fragile child we’re going to Grundy#Danny: I would struggle but honestly rigor mortis is a bitch that suddenly sets in & takes a bit to leave#Honestly blame my discord buddy#specifically the one who joked about WaylonxGrundy#because honestly the idea of them being together is actually kind of sweet and cute ngl#Like Waylon is canonically one of the only ones that stick by Grundy's side even when he comes back 'wrong' or 'dumber'
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people who have alts on ffxiv
how do you do it /g
#i wanna create a pretty elezen lady but i feel ashamed because except eos i've stopped playing all of my alts.#to the point they could very well not exist.#i REALLY want to play on a US server but the catboy i created for that purpose is still in summerford farms with a baby carbuncle.#ALSO! i know you can pay to skip expacs and reach level 90 in a class but also it's 25 € each lmao#^ which is good to avoid a warcraft effect of not caring about the story i wanna make clear. but in that case ive played the story.#i guess my question is HOW do y'all stick to your alts
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if this post gets like…5000 notes I’ll actually start writing scripts/making storyboards for videos I’ve had ideas about for months
additionally if this gets to 10000 (which I highly doubt it will) I’ll actually work on my abandoned stories, book ideas, and poetry
#Watch me not post this ever /j#Idk I’m loosing motivation and I may be but a humble student rn with no ability to make these videos real atm#But scripts and story boards are a start right?#If anyone cares I have a snippet for CJ’s You sound like Louis Burdett that I really want to do (3:09 - 4:20 roughly..)#And the entirety of Oblivion by grimes has been just sitting there…I wanna do it grrgggrrr#S.K thinks#If you’re reading this I finally grew a pair and decided I don’t want to be stuck anymore#Might schedule this for when I’m at practice so instead of thinking about how posting it is SCARY !!! I am sweating and dying !!!#Idk it feels wrong to post this when I’ve repeatedly given up very easily on my creative career as a whole multiple times#But I always end up NOT doing that so k have a bit of hope that if I get a bunch of people’s support and trust to get back on my feet again#That this time it’ll be different and I’ll stick to it. Even if I think it sucks. It’s my first time doing any of these things seriously#It’s not meant to be perfect…and plus if even one person likes it it’ll have been worth it
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Was watching Game of Death the other day. Bruce Lee’s character is so funny and sassy(at least in the unreleased scenes), I just had to put my guy in this iconic pose to show my gratitude
He’s so right to do this for me specifically actually
#Yamcha#game of death#Bruce Lee#my art#I knew I had to give him an item and I was trying to decide between sword and bat#figured why not both?#listen#I’m not drawing the damn hat#I ain’t stressing on how his bangs just stick out of the brim and hat itself like that’s not how it works#but also#Mr Lee why do you stand like that?#you guys know how Yamcha is like a lot of Bruce Lee references? I can see why#plus Bruce Lee tend to wear some Yamcha fits me thinks#rumor has it I got my boi here in a secret third outfit but I will only show it to a select few#but that’s probably not true#I told myself I wouldn’t shade and yet 🧎🏾♀️#anyways pov you just watched your comrades/teammates get their asses handed to them#which was what you told them was gonna happen#but nobody wanna listen to you#any last statements from me? hmmmmm#bisexual icon
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Insert An Invert Week 3: In Leaf Litter, Garden Symphylans (Scutigerella immaculatus)
[Image ID: A digital painting of a Garden Symphylans, a type of myriapod, related to cenitpedes and milipedes. Only its head, most of its antennae, and front part of its body are in frame of the piece; It is reaching upward. The Symphyla is monochromatic, and is composed of shades of hot pink. The background is dark purple with a wavy, lighter purple pattern. End ID.]
#forgot about insert an invert ngl#but i still wanna do the prompts so#i know you can pick another invert that fits the theme i just couldnt think of anything I wanted to do specifically#so i'll probably just stick to the provided inverts unless theres one I really wanna do instead#myriapoda#bugs#bug art#bugblr#insertaninvert2024#my art#id art#id in alt text#id in alt
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worst hostage ever. (prev)
#the cat witchs guild#the misc adventures of mochi and lime#tcwg#tmaomal#coco#taffy#coffy#art#ocs#original#comic#continuation of the comic where he kidnaps her#skipped some content but i only wanna draw the parts that stick out#they already had the mochi conversation where she didnt believe his insane ass#coco pretty..........#NOT YOUR USUAL HOSTAGE....TOO CHILL. NOT ENOUGH FEAR#HE EXPECTED HER TO JUST BE QUIET AND AFRAID WHILE HE WAITS FOR MOCHI TO SHOW UP BUT INSTEAD...#theres nothing in the villain handbook that tells you what to do if your hostage wants to order pizza#the off-brand mcdonalds/pizzahut lovechild for the tcwg universe#shes so hard to deal with because he doesnt actually want to hurt her specifically. just mochi#so hes trying to be gentle with her while still KEEPING her there because HE NEEDS TO GET TO MOCHI
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I have only known Jericho Sticks for a total of 10 minutes, but I would die for this funky little scarecrow. I love him.
#damn you Mikey how the fuck did you do this#even the characters I immediately latched onto took liek half an episode for me to adore them#Jericho took me less than 10 minutes wtf#I wanna hug him so bad#legends of avantris#edge of midnight#jericho sticks
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maybe it is because i view myself and my system as “parts of a whole” but i’ve never understood the idea of locking away alters who are doing bad actions.
i have at least one part whose whole identity at this moment in time is parroting abusive rhetoric from my parents. they can be cruel and mean and sometimes they go as far as to purposefully trigger us in hopes that we spiral and crash. but i know that this part is 1. a part of me as a whole and 2. a part that was created for a reason.
suppressing a part of myself wont help this part, one that is clearly hurting and still living in trauma times. if i lock this part away im just telling them that what they feel doesnt matter and that i dont care about their attempts to help. my brain couldnt contend with the things my parents said and did to me, so it made a part of me that believed them and told the rest of me the same things. if i believed what my parents said, it didnt hurt as much when they said it.
this part of me lives in trauma time still. they think that this belief is still necessary to keep me safe, as evident by them getting louder when my anxiety is already bad. approaching them with compassion and understanding has helped 1000x more than any attempts i did at suppressing them.
im not saying its easy, and im not saying theyre completely on board with therapy and change. but this part doesnt yell abuse at me anymore. this part isnt as cruel.
#syscourse#sysconversation#< want to use this tag because i think its geared towards disordered sys and i wanna get their takes on this#not that this isnt an endo issue too but this specifically relates to me being disordered#also how? do you lock away a part?#in my experience w this part suppressing was usually me sticking my fingers in my ears and going LALALALA SHUT UP NOW
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hey @sillysealll!! Im the anon who sent you this ask. I did in fact end up doing it.
So here’s my… I don’t even know what to call it? It’s not a redraw because I definitely traced it, but it’s also more than just a coloring job. I guess I can call it an edit?
Here’s my edit of the first page of sillysealll’s amazing kid gang au!
and down here is the original ⬇️
soooo… you may have noticed that I changed Jason’s outfit. That was by accident 😔. I misunderstood his clothes and by the time I realized, I was already committed. So then I thought… what if he’s just borrowing Dick’s hoodie? So I colored it red and here he is. Wearing Dicks hoodie.
also, I tried to keep with the original style, but by the time I got to inking that was kind of out the window bc I got super pen-happy.
Oh, also also! Nobody asked but this was my Batmobile ref (I flipped it)
I gotta find a faster way of coloring— I literally traced your art and it still took me 11 hours
#That Batmobile prob took the longest#I copy pasted it so I only drew it twice#but I made a bad decision with my layers so I had to ink it all four times separately#coloring it was confusing as hell and now that I’m zoomed way out I can see how odd it looks#Guys I’m not used to drawing metal that isn’t curved#I didn’t know where to put the highlights so I just shaded it like hair 😭😭#There’s a few other things I changed but all in all I tried to stick close to your vision#also that tire and his shoes took me awhile#Want you to know also that I sketched in bright magenta#fun fact I didn’t even ink the third panel#that one was very closely traced so the sketch was super clean and I didn’t wanna ink all those details#so I just turned it black and moved the layer up#I inked the Batmobile tho#This is probably gonna be the only page I do#Anyway y’all know that hyperfixation state where you draw for four hours straight and then suddenly you realize you’re starving and also —#have to pee super bad and you don’t even know what room to go in first?#Been awhile since I’ve been able to activate that
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The amount of cishet girls claiming to be the #1 Falsettos fans and misinterpreting In Trousers on tiktok is honestly unsettling. They're almost always swifties and Andrew Rannells stans too...
#“No one gets them like i do!!!”#you're cishet and make “he's so fruity” jokes#I fear you don't get them at all#Obligatory disclaimer:#I'm not saying cishet people can't enjoy Falsettos or whatever#I'm not the media police#I'm just talking about a certain type of people#i swear this is the second and last bitching post for the day#but for real who let them get theur hands on in trousers#thank god they stick to the 2016 revival#i know it's purely because they love babying Andrew Rannells Whizzer but still#a win is a win#not sure if i should tag this Falsettos#cause I don't wanna offen anyone or anything yk#i don't know#okay i swear that's it!!!
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