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ifitwasediblewouldyoueatit · 5 months ago

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aaa batteries

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egophiliac · 6 months ago

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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks #they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board #carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order #meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am

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puppppppppy · 7 months ago

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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW #when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas #or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it #my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT #IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently #most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of #smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say #its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words #its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me #5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention #doodles #diary #sona #puppysona #comics

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bumblingbabooshka · 7 months ago

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People honestly portray Tuvok as far too "rolling his eyes, reluctantly going along with Janeway's silly little shenanigans" - he's literally so serious about being right there with her on every decision she makes. Janeway's like "I'm going to stay behind if the ship blows up" and Tuvok's like "I'm staying with you." Janeway's like "I'm going to deliver every member of the Equinox crew into the jaws of death via an alien revenge massacre" and Tuvok protests a grand total of one time before being fully on the bridge assisting her. He was the only one with her when she made the decision to honor the caretaker's wishes and save the Ocampa, dooming them all. He was willing to get court marshalled in order to fulfill a wish she couldn't grant by her own hand: Get them home [no matter what happens to me] <- wherein 'me' is Tuvok. This was the same wish that spurred him forward when he had to leave her on that planet and everyone left thought him cold for trying to fulfill it without her when in his mind it was akin to a dying wish, the last thing she'd ever express to him: Get them home [no matter what happens to me.] <- wherein 'me' is Janeway. He told Seven that the golden rule to follow is that the captain is "ALWAYS RIGHT" <- (His ACTUAL words) and when Seven asks if the captain should be followed even if someone KNOWS she's wrong he says "Perhaps." This man is perhaps the most ride or die dude in the universe about Janeway. Despite her labeling him her 'moral compass' he is by NO means impartial or unbiased. He'd defend her to his last breath. He canonically makes detailed psychological observations about her and has for years. He accounts for her luck when calculating the success of certain plans. It's implied in 'Twisted' that Janeway typically listens to Tuvok's suggestions and follows them nearly without fail - to the point that he's surprised and obviously irritated when Chakotay doesn't. Despite this they've been inside one another's quarters so infrequently that Tuvok can remember each instance. They call each other "Captain" and "Mr. Tuvok" even though they've known each other for twenty years. There's something wrong with them.

#star trek voyager #TUVOK....TUVOOOOK. HEY. HEEEEY.#What the HELL did you mean by 'Remember this guideline: The Captain is Always Right.'#<- SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HIM FR WHAT'S UP WITH HIM #Kathryn Janeway #Tuvok #WHAT are they DOOOIING <3<3 #what does 'right' mean in this context since he confirms it does NOT mean 'correct' !!!!!! TUVOK!!!!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!!#the flipside to this is that Tuvok can do almost anything and Janeway's like 'continue on my dear old friend I trust you<3'#It's implied in 'Twisted' that Janeway listens to his suggestions nearly without fail and he's NOT happy that Chakotay doesn't do the same #which IS!!!!!!! INSANE!!!#Actually I'm adding this to the post.#Janeway: This man is my most trusted advisor.#Tuvok: Everything the captain says is correct at the end of the day. Even if it's wrong - no it isn't.#<- You are Chakotay and your hell has just begun #Janeway #Tuvok/Janeway #Janeway/Tuvok #what are they doiiiiing #with Spock & Kirk I know it's because they're in love with each other. What are Tuvok & Janeway DOOIIING

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undertheredhood · 25 days ago

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in an au where jason is going to college while doing red hood stuff, i just think it would be funny if a reconciliation between him and bruce gets kickstarted all because talia got invited to go to his college graduation and bruce didn’t even know that jason was in college or that he was graduating college until talia called him up just to brag about it.

#batman #dc comics #dc universe #dcu #red hood #jason todd #jason peter todd #batfamily #bruce wayne #talia al ghul #jason todd au #dc #jason todd dc #crack au #imagine being bruce wayne and having to deal with the fact that your ex/the mother of your child knows more your estranged son than you do #talia al ghul is the goat #jason todd and bruce wayne #the fact that jason is so willing to tell talia all the things going on in his life and not bruce must irk bruce really bad lmao #before anyone gets any ideas i do love bruce it’s just fun to dunk on him (it’s how i show my love)#lmaooo #batfam crack au #damian is listening to bruce bitch and moan about it and is totally on jason’s side because he’s a true mama’s boy and he does the same #damian wayne #dc crack #when bruce goes to complain to jason jason just blinks and tells him that he thought that bruce already knew because he’s a stalker #after finding out that bruce was not stalking his every move jason starts fake crying bc does that mean bruce doesn’t love him anymore #idk i just think it’s funny when the batkids fake cry just to fuck with bruce #batfam #bruce wayne after having kids: peace? i don’t know her?#the batkids should get to terrorize that old man (bruce not alfred btw) every chance they get it’s what they deserve lmao

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pandadrake · 4 months ago

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Protector of the Arachno-Humanoid Poly-Multiverse vs. the Daddest Dad to ever Dad. (Having one meaningful conversation with Jeff would probably kill him irl.)

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royalarchivist · 9 days ago

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Tubbo: I don't know my left and right!

Bad: What do you mean you don't know your left and right?!

Tubbo: I'M DYSLEXIC!!!

Bad: That's got nothing to do with left and right!!!

Tubbo: Oh my god, it literally does! That's not even a bit, it's like the main thing of dyslexia! [Laughs]

Bad: I thought it was just like, mixing up the letters! You're saying you actually mix left and right difficult?

Tubbo: MATE– EVERYTHING'S MIXED UP!

Foolish: You know what, we'll see you on Twitter, Bad.

Bad: I– didn't know that, ok? I feel like– that's not a real thing!

Tubbo: WHAT?!? I'm sat right here!

Fit: Hmm... That's a little problematic, isn't it? It's a little problematic. 🤨

Tubbo: This is just like the chairs! He hates everything about me as a person!

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Bad: Go to the left, go to the left and–

Tubbo: I don't know my left and right! This way?

Bad: Left. Left left left!

Tubbo: [Shouting over him] SORRY!

Bad: What do you mean you don't know your left and right?!

Bad: You got it!

Tubbo: Thank you.

Bad: Yippee!

Foolish: [Laughs as he imitates Tubbo] "I don't know my left and right!"

Tubbo: I'M DYSLEXIC!!!

Foolish: [Chuckling] That was awesome.

Bad: That's got nothing to do with left and right!!! I think you're just dumb!

Tubbo: Oh my god, it literally does! It literally does.

Bad: No it doesn't!

Tubbo: I feel– Dude, I– [Puts his head in his hands] Mate.

Bad: [Sounding a little less-certain] ...Does it?

Tubbo: Yeah, it does!

Bad: Does it actually?

Tubbo: Yeah, it does!

Bad: Wait, really???

Tubbo: YEAH!

Foolish: Way to go Bad, now you're just an asshole.

Bad: Aw... :(

Tubbo: That's not even a bit, it's like the main thing of dyslexia! [Laughs]

Bad: I thought it was just like, mixing up the letters! You're saying you actually mix left and right difficult?

Tubbo: MATE– EVERYTHING'S MIXED UP!

Foolish: You know what, we'll see you on Twitter, Bad.

Bad: I– didn't know that, ok? I feel like– that's not a real thing!

Tubbo: WHAT?!? I'm sat right here!

Foolish: [Laughs]

Fit: [Sarcastic] Yeah, it's not real guys, it's not real.

Bad: No, I feel like he's making this part up!

Foolish: You see how he was mansplaining it to you? He was kinda mansplaining it too...

Tubbo: [Rubbing his temples] Just mansplaining to me dyslexia.

Fit: Hmm... That's a little problematic, isn't it?

Bad: No! I'm just asking if he's being serious or not!

Fit: It's a little problematic. 🤨

Bad: So it really isn't obvious, like your words?

Tubbo: This is just like the chairs! He hates everything about me as a person!

#Tubbo #Badboyhalo #Arkanis #A Passagem #Bad #FitMC #Foolish Gamers #Foolish #Fit #February 20 2025 #Not Bad with the accidental ableism PFT #I actually didn't know about that either though! Really interesting #I looked up some more facts about it and it's interesting that a lot of resources don't even mention that as one of the issues #Man when I was working with kids with different ''Developmental Disabilities'' I tried to do research on things #Partially so I could figure out better strategies to help them and partially because I was genuinely curious #But dyslexia was one of those ''Oh yeah I know what it is!'' assumptions #I know Bad's worked with students with similar difficulties so oops!#Just goes to show you should always be checking your biases / assumptions and you're never too old to learn something new #In Bad's defense though Tubbo and Foolish do pull pranks / lie sometimes. But Bad does the same thing so #Pftt #Foolish going ''I'll see you on Twitter'' really made me laugh #I was definitely wide-eyed listening thinking ''YOU'RE DIGGING YOURSELF A DEEPER GRAVE STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD BAD'' pft #Very unfortunate series of events but it all worked out in the end #I empathize with Tubbo though it gets pretty exhausting explaining certain things to folks over and over #Even the ones with good intentions #Anyway #Edited #Lightly Edited

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backpackingspace · 8 months ago

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Okay but have we thought about how scary odysseus interacting with the gods /his knowledge about such things it must have been for his crew?

Its well known that odysseus is Athenas favorite, even before the Trojan war. But what does that look like from the outside? Are their conversations in some other plain? Does odysseus sometimes just glaze over and you just have to trust its a god speaking to him and not aome other fit? Out in the open? During the war odysseus was frequently doing really bizarre things on Athena's say so. Bit you also know your captain is a freak and lier so which is it this time? The gods will or odysseus just tucking with you? There's a little wariness there. But it's well known. And been like this forever.

But then you start encountering more monsters. More gods. They all talk to your captain. Your captain stops sleeping. Your go between for you and the captain starts committing crimes against the captain, starts bad mouthing him. More of your friends have died then in ten years of war. And every other day there's a new god talking to your captain. What mortal man has the interest of this many gods? What mortal man can get up in the gods faces to yell at them. What mortal man has the powers to overcome the witches they encounter the power to over turn gods spells? What mortal man's tongue is so gilded he convinces these powers to help them? And doubt comes creeping in.

#the odyssey #epic the musical #odysseus #Odysseus's crew #outsider pov my beloved #But no seriously what does odysseus's life and causal interactions with the gods look like from the average man #Is your captain being weird because of the gods or because he's fucking with you and is about to laugh in your face #It's 50/50 either way and how do you tell #I have many thoughts and feelings about odysseus's unnamed crew #Typing this out I just realized that odysseus's crew don't know how he got circle on their side #All they know is he waltzed into her palace was not affected by her magic and then convinced her to turn everybody back and help them #The conspiracies that must exist around this man #Also odysseus got Athens blessing as a child how did he change after that?#How did eury and pilties feel about their interactions being spied on by a goddess?

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benevolenterrancy · 6 months ago

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Art prompt of Shen Qingqiu holding the aro flag (fits his color scheme)

the real reason this man doesn't realise he's tripping every romance flag in the story

#svsss #scum villain #shen qingqiu #sqq #aro #aromantic flag #i'm now just stuck on the idea of sqq trying to explain the nuance of pride flags to the Qing Jing Peak disciples #he Does Not Want to have this conversation #it started when he realised he was going to have to have The Talk with his disciples at SOME point and couldn't figure out a way #to finesse them into going to talk to mqf about it instead. it rapidly derailed as sqq got more muddled up in modern day terminology and #the Scholarly Peak Disciples would NOT fucking let it go #he would really rather die than continue this conversation; this man went through enough of his (2 lives) life without examining his own #sexuality he does NOT intend to start now!! please stop asking clarifying question!! you know what just don't have sex ever!!!#just!!!! don't date!!!!!! don't do that!!!! isn't it better for everyone to just not do that?????? conversation over!#my art #thanks for the suggestion!

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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the lovers, reversed

(aka I'm still freaking out about Jou)

#art #ride kamens #i am about to go off on wild speculation so excuse me in advance #I HAVEN'T PLAYED THE EVENT YET so this could all be just absolutely nothing but i gotta get it out #(still debating if i wanna save the event for after i finish part 2 or not...)#this is my last chance to throw wacky theories out there okay #i've just. been thinking a lot about the riders the characters are based on and how they relate to their different classes #like the choices seemed SO random when they were first revealed but they do mostly make sense when you think about it #to the point where i actually do feel like i should've been able to call ooo for ambition. damnit.#however i did always feel like jou was a bit of an outlier and now i'm wondering if that's gonna be like...a thing #idk man just the fact that he's gonna have a special double card and bond henshin with taiten is nuts to me #especially since we're clearly on the verge of SOMETHING happening with soun and uryuu #what does it mean. WHAT DOES IT MEAN #what does this mean for the future of tower emblem #and it hasn't escaped me that there is no class associated with evolution (YET)#and thinking about who jou is based on i'm just like #(waves hands) YOU KNOW?!#(plus i'm still like WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR RUI AND HAYATE but that's a separate thing)#i'm gonna try and take my time and not rush through part 2 but i also am SO impatient #i gotta knooooow #given the way my predictions tend to go though i'm either 100% accidentally right about the dumbest thing #or jou is fine but leon fucking dies or something and i'm gonna throw my phone into a lake #HAVE FUN GUYS I GUESS

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screwpinecaprice · 10 days ago

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Oh oof I slipped and hit them with dark and serious beam. 😣

#connverse #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Quartz Universe #Steven Universe #This had been WIP for almost a year and has been edited a bit some days ago #I did not pick up on it now to see if I can edit further though. I'm just going to leave this at that #This was inspired by a dream I had about watching a post-apocalyptic(?) anime movie about two survivors going through their lives #Apologies if that one was yapped before in this blog. Trying to keep repeating statements already mentioned before is a habit I hope to avo #Anyway. It was almost a dialogue-less movie. actually not sure if the characters did say anything #The movie doesn't explain stuff to you. You just got dropped in a world and experience with the main characters for a few days #In the dream after watching that movie I went to Tumblr (naturally. Lol) and theories about it popped out #And there was a connverse cross-over fanart of it. Lmao #One of the main characters was EXTREMELY calm and stoic. And the connverse AU version of it was that's because Steven is in a comma and his #Pink mode activated as a defense mechanism against the creatures around while in such a state. 😭 So Pink Steven from Change Your Mind #And like. Oh? What if he's conscious? He's just watching his body have a mind of it's own and he can't control it? That's kinda terrifying #And of course like most of my dreams about shows I enjoy. I woke up before I could dream more about it. 😵#my shiz #skedoobles #SU #SU AU #also implied Pink Steven I guess #pink Steven #I rage-stopped drawing this because I know what needed to be fixing but the fixing I've been doing isn't fixing it. Lol #I'm specially frustrated with Connie's bangs and eyes. And like. Man. I'm just going to stop it right there before I make it worse.#It does make sense she has a bad haircut given the dream's setting. But it was not decided that was exactly what this drawing is about.#Also I'd imagine Steven to be having a full beard if that was the case.#Anyway enough yapping I have to get some sleep. Lol #Ohmygod just realizeddd. the in-dream movie sounded like I was describing 'Angel's Egg' jshsjajdbdjfbskkd Haven't seen that film in a while #My dream's movie had a Studio Ghibli artstyle and pretty colorful. But I would actually really like the somber vibes in Angel's Egg #for this AU though. 🤔🤩🤩

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elevenclara · 8 months ago

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(parting of the ways; doctor who, end of days; torchwood, i get so jealous of euthanized dogs; june gehringer, all my little words; the magnetic fields, fragments; torchwood, how to be a dog; andrew kane, absent friends; big finish script, let dead dogs lie; silas denver melvin, i know the end; phoebe bridgers, day one; torchwood)

JACK HARKNESS + THE DOCTOR

#doctor who #torchwood #jack harkness #ninth doctor #tenth doctor #doctorjack #ninejack #tenjack #was gonna add i'm your man by mitski on here but i ran out of space :/#nuwho #web weaving #does the pink opaque ever feel more real than real life #you're an angel i'm a dog #do you always know best jack? is that what you believe?#vic weaves webs

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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We could have had it all...

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #oh man....the NieYao dynamic....All these complex emotions and ties to each other and they *aren't* canon?#Sorry fellas but the way you proposed writing your bro a letter of recommendation & agreeing to it was very fruity.#And *then* Lan Xichen shows up. And both JGY and NMJ are head over heels for him and have been for ages apparently.#Its like they found out that LXC had been two timing them this whole time and their response was: “UM. HOT?”#I'm tempted to redraw these three as that one bisexual-core image with Anne Hathaway. You know the one. It fits.#It's strange seeing all of this fondness in retrospect compared to the betrayal you feel in The Untamed after a longer build up.#Initially it felt like 'oops we made him a little too 2 dimensional as a villain - quick make him more sympathetic'.#JGY even had a scene with him kissing babies. As any politician would do to improve their image.#but it does come around to really showing a more authentic JGY and the tension between him and NMJ.#As an angst lover I am personally all for 'what could have been' relationships and they DO have it all.

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s1ck-pupp3t · 3 months ago

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I love, Ms Paint. CHEERS!

OK real art dump over. Click MORE for Real dumb stuff

something something They faces killing me why nobody gaf. Its a Transparent .PNg! You can put them any where to Not Care About.

#deltarune #spamton #deltarune fanart #big shot spamton #spamton g spamton #spamton neo #swatch deltarune #my art #art #shitpost #sillyposting #deltarune addisons #dont tag as ship #i dont think anyone would tag as ship cause thats kind of the biggest reach on planet earth Butt ok im making sure ok? ok thank you #Ok. real tags over im gonna yap my jaw off now #the sneo drawing had me weeping on my knees in tears i fucking hate drawing im gonna swallow 50 pounds of Hay in the Stabels like a Horse.#in RAGE. swear to frucking Gosh!!!!!!#Im Proud It but its also Not my Favorite... But it is. i dont know. I HATE DRAWING!!!!!!!!! Lie. I love drawing.#can you tell i dont know how to watermark #i dont know how to watermark i dont know how to tag #I dont know how to format a post #But i know one thing...#I am President of Gay America.#Can you believe those 2 swatch drawings were done a day apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#First I lol'd... and then I serioused. Thats what happened with me drawing in mspaint I Guess. does wonders For soceity #In 5 months... Im going To Hate all these and delete this entire post Or something likewise #I am a weak and fragile man. Make sure to Like and re-Blog to keep my Bones from collapsing in the winds of the storm. Much appreciated #By the way the bshot spamton with a red button up instead of a red suit is from a drawing i saw once but i do not remember it.#nor the original artist. ive never seen anyone else do it (Because i dont consume fandom content often) so like Credit to them for te inspo #Ok bye

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mamawasatesttube · 2 months ago

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the timkon fans who shit on bart are annoying, the konbart fans who shit on tim are annoying, and i don't actually know if there are timbart fans who shit on kon, but i sure hope not, because they'd be annoying. the three of them are a set!!! do NOT separate. red tornado literally assigned them one shared brain cell. what is not clickign

#rimi talks #theyre literally like the star trek triumvirate to me. even if you ship two of them romantically and not the third w them #the third guy still has to be there. like. you cant have spirk without bones. what is spones without kirk. you know?#you cant have timkon without bart. you cant have konbart without tim. you cant have timbart without kon.#in my rich inner world kon and bart are in a qpr while timkon are dating and timbart are besties. and bart loves to just hang out anyway #like tims in the garage working on the redbird and barts just suddenly there like heyyy tim im bored. can i help? (tim: NO!!!!)#(bart: aw cmon are you still mad about the time i scratched your car i SAID sorry!!!) (tim: >:C)#where was i going with this. i think i had a point.#oh well its gone n--OH RIGHT WAIT YEAH #all three of them love each other and everyone who doesnt get this is missing the point forever and ever and ever #and like. i GET being annoyed by the prevalence of bat characters in fan spaces #but man does it get tiring real fast to peek into some corners of this fandom when youre like. actually yeah i do like tim drake. sorry.#like man i do like tim and i'm not actually sorry about it but it sure gets. hm. well. simply tis not a space for me i suppose #and by that i mean the konbart tag i think. at least as of last time i poked in there (which was a while ago). ah well. alas #idiot trio <3 #tim #kon #bart

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kaddyssammlung · 2 months ago

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#sleep token #sleep token pics #sleep token vessel #i am okay...not okay...I love the details...I always liked that necklace the most :)#vessel hands #the symbol....idk...a mixture of something from the maya's or idk how that is called in English and als the #Wheel of Dharma on the outside....my man Vessel....where do you take your ideas from?!#i mean...the maya calender ends 2012....and I know why it does but this does not belong in the tags...#is that the reason for the 12 titles on each album....2012?! we made it past it btw...#i know what i looked like winter solstice of 2012 but...we made it anyway...so?! i do not need answers....don't want them XD

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