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𝖲𝗁𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖲𝗎𝗋𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾𝗌 ~ 𝖩𝖺𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖱𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌

Warnings: Giving Birth??,

Pairings: BF!Jaime x Black!GF!Reader, Mom!Reader x Newborn Daughter!Maria x Dad!Jaime

Summary: Jaime finally heads home after being gone for a few months, worrying his family to a huge extent. To their surprises, Jaime returns back home and he’s not alone.

Word Count: 3.2k+

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Author’s Note: Just thought that this would be an adorable storyline & I got inspo from @writing-fanics! Hope you guys like it! I also don’t know why it took me so long to post this, been extremely busy!!

Spanish Translations

“mi amor..” — my love

“Ahora tienes que ponerle un anillo, ¿lo sabes?” — “Now you have to put a ring on her, you do know that?!”

“Ella no se equivoca.” Uncle Rudy agrees with his mother. “No esperes demasiado para proponer matrimonio. Ella ya te dio el bebé, todo lo que necesitas es el anillo y una propuesta perfecta.” — “She’s not wrong.” Uncle Rudy agrees with his mother. “Don’t wait too long to propose. She already gave you the baby, all you need is the ring and a perfect proposal.”

“Qué? Ella hablar español?” — “What? Does she speak Spanish?”

“No, no lo creo” Jaime shrugs, “E incluso si es así, no estábamos hablando de matrimonio cualquier momento pronto.” —

“No, I don’t think so.” Jaime shrugs, “And even if so, we weren’t talking about marriage any time soon.”

“En realidad, hablo y entiendo español muy bien.” — “Actually I speak and understand Spanish very well.”

“Desde, cuándo aprendiste español?” — “Since, when did you learn Spanish?”

“Se suponía que iba a ser una sorpresa, he estado practicando durante meses.” — “It was supposed to be a surprise, I’ve been practicing for months.”

“mi vida…” — “my life…”

The pain surging through your body felt indescribable. You cried and screamed as you pushed your baby out with all of your might. The relief you received when that final push halted all of that unnecessary suffering from your lower waist.

You could have finally caught your breath when you heard her cries as the doctors held up the wailing bloody baby for you to see.

“Can I please hold her?” you eagerly ask, your hands stretched out as your weak body leans over closer with the help of Jaime supporting your lower back. Her cries were deafening but you couldn’t care less, you wanted to hold her for the first time, and you were cherishing the beautiful moment.

You held her closely to your chest, staring at her with admiration in your eyes.

“Hi, my beautiful girl, I’m your mommy.”

Your baby babbles, ceasing her cries as she gazes back at you.

“We’re just going to clean her up.” Your nurse affirms you. Very weakly, you nodded your head, relaxing your body on the hospital bed as the nurse left the room with your newborn.

There were a few silent moments before the nurse finally returned back with your baby girl who was still hopelessly screaming her tiny lungs out.

You held the crying baby up to your chest, “You did so wonderful, mi amor.” He kissed your sweaty forehead, brushing the few strands of your hair from your face. Your boyfriend admired the bundle of joy in your arms with a grin plastered on his face.

Valeria was snuggled into a pink fuzzy blanket. Her soft skin was cocoa brown, and she had inherited Jaime’s big brown beautiful doe eyes with a small round face. The only feature resembling your appearance on her was probably your hair texture, everything else on her face, it seemed like Jaime’s gene’s dominant over yours. Hopefully, she’d grown into your looks, being the identical copy of her father for now. During her prime years, she will certainly resemble your beautiful genes.

Valeria is an amazing product of your and Jaime’s love, only proving how much you love each other.

“Perfect size for your baby girl. 6 pounds and 9 ounces.”

“She’s so tiny…” You coo, giggling at her holding her father’s finger with her whole fist. “

“She’s absolutely perfect…” Jaime nods and nudges at your side. “Just like her beautiful mother.”

You blushed at his compliment as he kissed your cheek.

“Well, she takes after her father too,” you mention, referencing her black silk hair which was refrained with a pink headband. “Born with a head full of hair.”

She had a tiny afro, abnormal for babies at an early age. The doctors informed you that most likely her hair would fall out, and regrow later in her prime years.

“Have you two picked out a name yet?” The nurse asked you, unintentionally breaking up your family moment.

You looked at each other with radiant smiles on your faces. “Valeria Neveah Reyes.”

The older woman smiles in appreciation, “That’s a perfect name and congratulations on the safe delivery.”

On behalf of both of you, Jaime thanks the nurse, and the woman takes her leave, closing the door behind her. You yawn, fatigue overwhelming your body, giving birth was a tiring experience.

“You should rest now. I’ll be here when you wake up.”

You shook your head, already insisting with your newfound maternal love, “She might need breast milk.”

He softly steals Valeria from your arms places her in the bassinet beside your bed and turns back to you. “Then I’ll wake you up. I wanna spend time with my newborn daughter too. She was already in your womb for 9 months, you’ve finished all of the hard work.”

Fluffing up your pillow he gently directed your head back into the pillow. “Now rest your pretty little head, mi amor.”

“Do you want the blanket on?” he went to pull the blanket over your legs.

“I’m good, babe.”

He departs you with a quick kiss on the lips, focusing back on the newborn baby in his arms. Valeria cutely squirms in her father’s arms, some drool coming from her mouth.

“My beautiful baby girl, Valeria.” His firm was secure on his daughter’s head, his other hand supporting her back and

kissing her gently on the forehead. Soon enough, you found yourself drifting off asleep, completely exhausted from your labor.

Jaime rocks with Valeria as he admires your sleeping form, the occasional raising of your chest indicating your steady breathing.

“Isn’t mommy beautiful sleeping? She was completely exhausted from delivering you,” Valeria giggles, squirming. Jaime sits down in the nearest chair as he tends to his newborn daughter.

A few weeks later, you were discharged from the hospital, packing your bag which you brought for home and baby supplies.

After you gave birth, you both agreed that you would inform his family about your whole relationship. Yes, they didn’t know about you either, barely even considered as a friend of his. jaime had told you many things about them yet they have never even heard your name.

On the other hand, your family knew all about Jaime and your pregnancy, supporting all of them. Your older siblings visited you in the hospital and were certainly obsessed with their newborn niece. Unfortunately, your parents were traveling for work, and couldn’t be there, but they sent their regards to you. Luckily, there were video calls or your parents would have missed their first milestone of becoming grandparents.

Your family name was well-known, and being well-known meant being abundantly rich. However, your parents raised your family to be grateful and appreciative of their achievements in life, rather than being spoiled and rude.

Jaime didn’t want to seem greedy, lounging off of your family’s money but your parents were persistent and he felt guilty for not taking the money.

During your car ride towards his family home, your overthinking clouded your judgment of Jaime’s family.

“What if they don’t like us?” You question, clutching onto your infant, feeling her fuss in your arms. “Shit’s only going downhill from there.”

He rests his hand on your thigh, staring reassuringly at you. “Stop worrying too much, mi vida. They’re my family, and they’re going to love you.” He ushers to the newborn baby as well, “Both of you.”

Valeria cutely babbles, seemingly understanding her dad’s words. The rest of the car ride was quiet, the gentle instrumental music from the car radio, lulling Valeria to sleep.

Finally, Jaime pulled up into his family’s driveway. Slamming the car door, Jaime swings the baby bag across his shoulder as you hoist Valeria in your arms, walking to the front door.

“Family, I’m home..” He calls out, letting you in first. Jaime guided you to the living room and the cluster of his family gathered around him. You shuffle back in instinct, wanting personal space.

“Who is this?” Milagro eyes you down.

Before Jaime could have answered his sister’s question, his uncle Rudy pointed to the bundle of a baby cozied up in your arms. “Is that a baby?” He yells flabbergasted earning shock looks from others.

Upon hearing the man shout, Valeria perks up and starts screeching her lungs off, startled and terrified at the noise. Your concern immediately came into a clutch for the wailing baby, and Jaime pulled you to the nearest couch, as you attempted to silence your daughter down.

With a combination of rocking her slightly and gently tapping her back, her fuss settles down as a toothless grin flashes on her face.

Eventually, you looked up, observing the family’s surprised faces.

“Familia, this is (Y/N) (L/N), my secret girlfriend.” He gestures to you with a small smile, and he points to the infant in your arms, “And this is Valeria Neveah Reyes, our beautiful baby girl.”

His family didn’t utter a single word, trying to process the newfound information. The many pairs of eyes continually switched between you and Valeria made you nervous. They had two new family members who just appeared in their lives. Of course, they had to adjust to the new change.

You held your breath, lightly drumming your fingers against Valeria’s clothes. Worry smears your face as you glance at your boyfriend. “This doesn’t seem like a good reaction.”

“Give them a minute.” He advises, rubbing your shoulder. You nodded in appreciation, listening to his words.

That minute turned into two which then into five minutes and the family was still unresponsive to the big news.

Slowly your eyes met Milagro’s eyes and there was a certain glint behind them. It downright scared you to the core because you didn’t know if things were going to end in your favor. Surprisingly, instead of letting loose on you, she sends you a warm smile.

“I’m an aunt.” She cheered, throwing her hands up in the air, and began to rejoice.

You blew out an anxious breath, relieved by her words and his family followed after, voicing their happiness. This could have gone dangerously worse, but you were grateful that it didn’t.

“When did you two meet?”

“How long were you two together?”

“Why was she kept a secret from us?”

“Save the questions for another day.” Jaime silences his family.

He manages to maintain a distance between his family and you, aware that you hate crowded areas and love your personal space. He respected your wishes of keeping Valeria close to you, understanding that your maternal love was still flourishing within.

You stared at your boyfriend, communicating with your eyes as you massaged Valeria’s back.

He gets the hint, safely taking his sleeping daughter from your loving embrace. Jaime was stressed, tiny but very visible sticking out his tongue against his bottom lip.

At such a young age, babies still have to adapt to their new surroundings, and with constant movement, they’re urged to be awakened and display the only emotion they can do. That was crying, and consistent crying meant sleepless nights. Luckily for the couple, Valeria was surprisingly a quiet baby, hardly ever making noise.

“Oh my hijo…” she caresss her son’s face. He felt a blush rush to his cheeks, being clearly embarrassed by his mom and in front of you, at that.

“Mami…” He whines when she kisses him on the cheek. Jaime securely held onto his daughter, who was soundly comfortably asleep.

His mom looked over at you with adoration of love in her eyes. She tightly grasps your hands, pulling them to her chest as she pouts. “My beautiful future daughter-in-law, thank you for being here, giving me my first grandchild, and putting up with my hijo.”

“Mami, you say that like it’s a bad thing.”

“Is it not?” Milagro curtly replies to her brother. “It’s nice to have other girls in the house, balances the ratio just perfectly.”

“Ahora tienes que ponerle un anillo, ¿lo sabes?” Nana says, almost nonchalantly.

“Nana!” Jaime whispers and shouts, eyes widening at her suddenness. He covered Valeria’s eyes, concerned that you might have heard his yelling.

“Qué? Ella hablar español?”

“No, no lo creo,” Jaime shrugs, “E incluso si es así, no estábamos hablando de matrimonio cualquier momento pronto.”

“En realidad, hablo y entiendo español muy bien.”

“Desde, cuándo aprendiste español?”

“Se suponía que iba a ser una sorpresa, he estado practicando durante meses.”

His dad, Alberto pulls you in a welcoming hug. “I’ve been wondering why my son seemed unconditionally happy, and now I know the reason.” He grins lovingly at you.

“Do you wanna hold her?” Their cheers became louder as they crowded you, all trying to hold Valeria.

“Welcome to the family,” Uncle Rudy tells you and you grin at him. The women in the family drag you away, leaving the men by themselves in the living room.

“Congratulations, mi hijo. I’m so proud of you.” Alberto encourages his eldest child.

Rudy turns to his nephew, “Hey big head, don’t do anything stupid to her and your baby, she’s a nice girl.”

Jaime rolls his eyes, annoyed at his uncle yet listening to his instructions. Yeah, right, like he would ever do you wrong. you could have handled yourself very well, and would have fucked him up if necessary, Jaime was well aware of it.

The following night, Jaime’s parents insisted that you sleep here for the night because it was already dark out. Besides you were still drained from your new motherly take so you agreed, settling into Jaime’s old bedroom.

You assumed that the family got the regular case of baby fever, and wanted to be around baby Maria for as long as necessary. However, you weren’t complaining, still exhausted from breastfeeding and folding your clothes.

You observe his bedroom, the bed was freshly made, courtesy of his mami.

Uncle Rudy had grabbed the old crib from the basement, double-checking to make sure that it was sturdy, not wanting any complications for baby Valeria. jaime and his uncle moved the crib into the bedroom, placing it a few feet away from the bed.

When it was time for dinner, everyone was in pure enjoyment. Unknownst to you, Milagro had invited Jenny over for dinner, refusing to leave her friend alone. into a few minutes of meeting Valeria, and the brunette woman was already smitten with her as well. Valeria had everyone wrapped around her finger, now that was a trait that she definitely had inherited from you.

You woke up, refreshed and ready to start the day. Despite being awakened by your baby’s screeches, you happily calmed her down as you prepared her breakfast. During your breastfeeding with Valeria, you turned to see Jaime still asleep, mouth agape and all that. You chuckle at him and refocus your attention back onto your baby who is still suckling on your right nipple, drinking her milk.

A few shuffles later Jaime was beginning to awake. He placed his hand on your shoulder, finally waking up, “Mmm…morning, mi amor.”

“Look who decided to finally wake up.” you chirp, smiling in adoration as Jaime kisses his daughter’s head. Your smile grew bigger when he leaned over to kiss you.

After a while, you found yourself in the kitchen, fixing up some breakfast.

“Told you that they’ll love you.” he hugs you from behind, lightly scaring you in the process. You hesitate, realizing that it was Jaime’s presence and you snuggled in closer for comfort.

You both watch from a distance in the kitchen, his family cooing over baby Valeria.

“Now, how about I show you how much I love you when we reach back home,” he suggests, nipping at your ear, highly aware that action alone drives you wild.

No way that your boyfriend was already horny.

You sucked in a breath, being tempted to go along with it, “Where is all this coming from?”

“Let’s just say that you looked exceptionally gorgeous after giving birth.” he whispers in your ear, his hands gripping your waist, “makes

“So I wasn’t gorgeous while giving birth?”

“Oh no, you were especially gorgeous. You gave new life into this earth, and nothing is more precious than that.”

You chuckle, feeling his grip tighten around your waist. To be honest, his plan would have worked until he brought him impregnating you again. and those were excruciating hours that you couldn’t take back. To keep things simple, you weren’t having another child for a few years unless your boyfriend was pushing another human being out of him, then you be bored. You highly doubted that he was able to do so jaime will just have to sit tight, and deal with one child at a time.

“You’re funny babe.” You pushed him away, drinking the orange juice. “Not all of us have accelerated healing and besides the doctor said no sex for eight weeks.”

“Hey! Hey!” Uncle Rudy brought you out of your moment with your boyfriend. Apparently, he gained the attention of Nana as well, who held her great-grandchild safely in her embrace. “You just had a baby, no need to get busy already and pop out a fresh new out.”

You flushed in embarrassment, avoiding eye contact with his entire family and staring you two down.

“Come on…I’m just messing with you two.” Uncle Rudy chuckles, “Get over here, rugrats.” he stretched his arm out, inviting you into the family circle surrounding Valeria. You chuckle in amusement, grabbing Jamie’s hand as you walk over.

“Hey, my precious baby.” Milagro hands you your daughter. She stretched out her small hands, grabbing for your touch in mid-air. Valeria eases into your comfort, adoring all the attention from her caring family.

You repeatedly kissed her head and Jaime snakes an arm around your waist as he begins to baby-talking with you.

Yep, you were expecting another reaction from Jaime’s family, surprisingly a negative but you were certainly glad that things worked out for the best.

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sailorsenshishitposter · 3 months ago

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Jujutsu Kaisen Halloween Edition

⚠️Warning for spoilers so if you haven't finished the series then take that into consideration. This was originally written in two parts but I will be combining them into one long post. I hope you enjoy!

"Do you have any idea what time it is Itadori?"

"C'mon Fushiguro, you said you would spend Halloween with me and Kugisaki!"

Megumi rubbed at his eyelids and yawned. "Did you really need to wake me up at 5:00 AM though?"

"Oh yeah, about that. You know how Gojo sensei is when it comes to candy. He's all, 'IT'S FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!'. I just figured you would want some before the entire schools stock is gone."

"...Save me some dark chocolate."

__________

"All right, so what's the plan for today?"

"I thought about having a horror movie marathon-"

"It's not that stupid earthworm crap is it?"

"N-no Kugisaki!"

Yuji let a single tear fall as he slipped the complete human earthworm DVD boxset into the garbage bin.

"I'll come back for you, I promise!" He whispered.

"Who are you talking to Itadori?"

"Huh? No one! Well I guess we better start coming up with some ideas if movies are out."

"I've got one!"

"It better not be what I'm thinking Kugisaki!"

"Chill out Fushiguro! No need to act like a grumpy old man all the time, it gives you more wrinkles."

Megumi sighed. "Fine. Let's hear it."

"We go to the graveyar-"

"NO!"

"Hey, I wasn't finished yet! Itadori!"

"Let's just listen to what she has to say Fushiguro..."

...

"As I was saying! We visit a graveyard."

"Why do you want to go to a cemetery!?"

"Because I can bring a Luigi board and talk to spirits with it."

"I think it's called a weegee board Kugisaki..."

"I swear, you're both idiots!"

__________

Mahito was now past the entrance to Jujutsu High, Geto/AKA/Kenjaku needing him to do so for who knows what. The curse then looked down at the list the strange man had given him. "Too bad there's no pictures. It sucks being illiterate!"

Just then someone walked past him. He kind of looked like a gorrila and after looking around he wasn't sure if it was a part of the man's costume or just his natural appearance. "Truly a costume worthy of being in the contest! Brother, you must join us!"

Todo then began dragging Mahito by the arm. "STOP! TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMN, DIRTY APE!"

"But Brother! Everyone must see the wonderful Frankenstein costume you've created!"

"HELP! SOMEONE JUST EXORCISE ME ALREADY!"

Maki and Mai watched the situation unfold.

"Do you think we should help the new guy?"

"Nah. Besides, we don't want anyone to ruin our chance of winning the costume contest!"

They were both dressed up as the little twin stars. "Just so you know, if the pink doesn't come out of my hair I'm going to leave you to die alone Mai."

"I just regret not eating you in the womb when I had the chance..."

__________

"Are we there yet Fushiguro?"

"Yeah, are we there yet?"

"Will the two of you shut up before I tear my ears off- oh, look we're here."

Yuji then knocked on the gate. "I think it's stuck..."

"It needs a key Itad-"

Nobara then smashed it with her hammer and created an opening. She then fashioned her arm outwards. "Ladies first."

__________

"PRINCIPAL YAGA, DISQUALIFY HIM, THAT'S CHEATING!"

"What is it now Satoru?"

Gojo then pointed to a perfectly cut jack o'lantern. "IT'S NOT FAIR! EVERYONE ELSE IS USING THEIR HANDS AND SUKUNA IS USING CLEAVE!"

"I don't believe the contest ever specifically said no using cursed techniques brat!"

"Satoru..."

"HE RUINED MY PUMPKIN!"

Gojos pumpkin looked worse than Hanami's remains, all squashed with it's insides spilling out.

"Honestly, that idiot can't even hollow out a pumpkin yet he holds Hollow Purple?"

Yaga began to rub his temples. "Satoru, how many times have I told you-"

"SEND HIM TO PRINCIPAL YAGA'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!"

"THAT'S IT SATORU, YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST!"

"WHAT!?"

"You heard me! Now go somewhere else before I decided to give you a months worth of detention!"

Sukuna and Uraume snickered as Gojo mumbled something under his breath and began to walk away.

"I told you that switching out his pumpkin for a rotten one would work."

"Yes, you are so smart, Master Sukuna!"

...

"Do you wanna make out?"

"Let us do it on that bastards bed!"

"And that Uraume is why you're my special!"

__________

"Who should we call?"

"Lets try your parents Itadori!"

"You know I'm fine with not knowing about them Kugisaki..."

Nobara then put her hand on the planchette. "Am I speaking with Itadori's mom?"

...

"Kugisaki..."

"Wait! Let me try it one more time! Hello, is this Itadori's father I'm speaking with?"

"It didn't move..."

"Thats weird! Maybe the line for ghosts is on hold or something?"

"Give me that you idiot! I'll show the two of you how fake this all is!

"Megumi then set up the ouija board and put his hand on the planchette. "Am I speaking with my worthless father!?"

His hand then moved over to yes.

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"HOLY SHIT, IT ACTUALLY WORKS!"

"NO, NO, NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"

...

"Let's burn it and never speak of this again!"

__________

"What should we do now?"

Suddenly they heard a loud noise.

"Let's go check it out!"

They ran down the corridor but nothing could have prepared them for the grisly sight. "GOJO SENSEI!? WHAT'S WRONG!?"

The strongest was now reduced to projectile vomiting like a toddler."

Sorry guys! Didn't meant to frighten you but I think I'm cursed."

In his hand was one of the human earthworm DVD's. Megumi and Nobara began to eye Yuji suspiciously.

"I found this movie in the trash and I was fine one minute and then the next thing I know, there's worm people attached from mouth to anus. Someone better call poor Ijichi since I'm not cleaning this up!"

Kugisaki then whispered to Itadori. "Were you going to actually make us watch this!?"

"Not that one! There's romance in these, I swear!"

Gojo puked into the garbage can and then wiped his mouth. "Sorry guys, I think I'm going to head to my room and get some rest. By the way, if you don't mention this to anyone, there's a nice big bag of candy with your names on it! Scratch that actually, it has Utahime's name on it but what she doesn't know won't hurt her."

...

"Really Itadori?"

"They were on sale..."

__________

"Either my sugar high is inducing hallucinations or I'm hearing something strange... Wait, why is it coming from my room!"

Gojo rushed down the hall only to find out that he couldn't enter. "How is my door locked? And why is there a sock on the doorknob?"

He then pressed his ear to the door.

"OH YES SUKUNA SAMA! GIVE ME THAT MALEVOLENT MEAT!"

"WHAT THE FUCK!? HOLLOW PURPLE!"

The door was now reduced to splinters, leaving Gojo's six eyes to see all the horror. "OH GOD! WHERE'S MY BLINDFOLD!?"

"Do you mind? I'm kind of in the middle of something important right now."

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM SUKUNA!"

__________

"And today's winner of the contest is- Hey kid, what's your name again?"

"Uhhh..."

"Well Uhhh, congratulations, you've won first prize for your Frankenstien cosplay! Here's trophy!" Mahito began to sniffle.

"GOD DAMN IT!" Maki snapped her weapon, breaking it in two.

"Wow,.... I've never won at anything before!"

"You amaze me once again brother! Yet I must ask you, how did you make your costume?"

"What are you talking about? I keep telling you this is my skin!"

Gasps emerged from the crowd.

"I'm sorry to have to do this Uhhh but you're disqualified for not having a costume. I'm afraid I'm going to need to take this back..."

Mahito then ran away like a sulking child.

"Brother! Wait, come back!"

"Alright folks, sorry about that. We'll now be handing out first prize to the runner up!"

Maki and Mai finally stopped strangling each other. "It seems like we still have a chance at winning!"

"And first place now goes to Muta Kokichi for his stunning costuming of Eva unit-00!"

The twins looked at each other. "Do you know who that is?"

"No, can't say it sounds familiar..."

Just then a giant robot parked itself next to the stadium. The hatch opened and out came a sickly boy being pushed in a wheelchair.

"WAIT, WHY IS MECHAMARU HERE!?"

The crowd then broke out into cheers. "He's so brave!"

"Thank you all but I cannot accept this award."

"Thank God!"

"Because I'm giving it to my wonderful Miwa!"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?"

__________

"What's taking Mahito so long?"

Jogo smoked his pipe while he talked to Geto/AKA/Kenjaku. "I'm not sure. Maybe it would be best if one you checked up on him."

The curse grunted. "Can't you see I'm in the middle of babysitting Dagon?"

"What about Hanami then? Oh wait, that didn't go so well the last time did it?"

The man got up and stretched. "I suppose I'll be on my way then."

Kenjaku then exited through the door. It was time to put the moves on Hanami.

".ogoJ uoy ees ot ecin s'tI"

"What are you saying? Look, nevermind. I picked these flowers for you..."

".ogoJ"

"It is said that humans believe certain flowers hold different meanings-"

"!ogoJ"

"And roses are said to symbolize-"

"!OGOJ"

"WHAT!?"

Hanami then communicated telepathically. "Dagon is drowning..."

"This isn't about him- Wait, how is he drowning!?"

"Where's that damn monk kid when you need them!?" Jogo then set the temperature so high that the water evaporated into steam. He then went to check on said curse. Dagon was now flapping like a fish.

"He's alright, just a little bit crispy."

Hanami then used their powers to restore the water and gently placed Dagon back in.

"Did you really think that destroying the homes of rose bushes would make me happy?"

"... I can always plant some more."

"You better!" __________

Gojo was now forcing poor Ijichi to clean his room, top to bottom. "And it better be spotless when I get back! I don't want to see a trace of curse "residue" if you know what I mean!"

He then lit a match and set his bed on fire. "By the way, I need a new bed."

Gojo then walked off while Ijichi began to cry. "I don't get paid enough for this job! Nanami was right. Jujutsu sorcerers really are shit!"

__________

Kenjaku was now inside the school. He walked around until he heard whimpering coming from the forest. "Ah, there you are Mahito!"

The curse was now trembling. "G-go-gor-"

"What exactly are you trying to tell me?"

"GO-GORILLA!"

Kenjaku turned around only to be faced by Todo. "There you are brother! I didn't know you were with Geto. If you don't mind sir, I'm going to take this one into the infirmary. Little bro doesn't seem to be feeling too well after losing the costume contest."

Kenny raised an eyebrow at Mahito. "Thank you but I'll take it from here. I know enough about the body to treat symptoms."

"That's wonderful! But when did you start learning? I wasn't aware that you could use reverse cursed technique?"

"... Shoko... I've been stopping by the lab every now and then..."

The teeth in Kenjaku's brain were grinding. 'Please buy it!'

"Well it seems you have everything handled here so I will leave it to you!"

They both waited until Todo was out of sight. "I want a good explanation and I want it now!" __________

"What are you doing Master Sukuna?"

"Just trying to see if a certain little spell works. I've heard that humans can summon the dead from a mirror. This should be quite the entertaining night."

"What are we doing in the boys bathroom my lord?"

"Would you turn off the lights for me? Thanks. Now follow after me and repeat this name three times! Fushiguro Toji, Fushigro Toji, Fushiguro Toji!"

"... What the hell?"

"Good evening, Mr. Fushiguro! My associate and I are interested in causing some mayhem and would like to know if you'd like to assist us!"

"Where's Gojo?"

"I don't see why that matter-"

"WHERE IS THAT ASSHOLE!"

"Well it seems like we've made a new friend Uraume! Right now you are inside Jujutsu Tech and Gojo Satoru is somewhere here on campus!"

"I need to egg that punks place for ruining my house on Halloween! Do you have any idea how annoying it is to try and remove all that toilet paper!? I don't have time for that! I've got children to neglect and teenagers to kill for money!"

"I'm afraid we already trashed his room earlier but there's still time to squeeze in some petty revenge!"

"Well, thanks for your help. I'll put in the good word with Gege and see if he can set you up some place nice in the next life. Now if you don't mind me, I'm off to go kill that Gojo brat!"

"What have you done master?"

"What we've done Uraume, what WE'VE done!" __________

"And I don't want anyone seeing you escape! You've already caused enough of a mess. Now get out of my sight!"

"Suguru, is that you!?"

Kenjaku nervously turned his head around. "...Satoru?"

"There you are! Hey what happened to your forehead?"

"...It's part of my costume."

"I thought that you were going as a sexy nurse this year?"

"...I suppose I can be both..."

"Well I got my matching patient outfit so that works for me! Now let's go get ready for tonight!"

Kenjaku sighed. 'Why me!?" __________

"Everyone got their costumes?"

"Itadori, we're too young to go trick or treating! Besides, I don't even have a costume."

"Well it's a good thing that I brought you one just in case!" Yuji then threw the costume to Megumi.

"Why do you have an outfit of Gojo?"

"Oops, wrong one. That's meant for Okkotsu! Here's yours!"

Megumi then looked at the contents of the bag. "No. I refuse!"

"But you promised to spend Halloween with us!"

"Fine... Anyway what are you supposed to be Kugisaki?"

"A pirate!"

"You can't just wear an eye patch and say that's your costume!"

"Yes I can! I'm broke and from the countryside, I'm not rich like you!"

"Doesn't Gojo sensei give us spending money?"

"I'm not changing my costume! Besides, it's too late!"

"She makes a point Fushiguro."

"Whatever. And just what are you supposed to be?"

"What does it look like?"

"You look like a samurai cosplayer that got lost from the convention so I'm going to say Oda Nobunaga."

"Do you even know who that is Kugisaki?"

"Of course I do Fushiguro! Isn't he the head of Nintendo?"

"How did you pass history class? Anyway what are you supposed to be Itadori?"

"Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach..."

"Why are you dressing up as a chemical product?"

"You're hopeless Kugisaki..." __________

"Hello Nurse!"

'I can't wait to kill this idiot!'

"Thanks Satoru. But it seems a bit too small, don't you think?"

"Hey, you're the one that ordered the costume, not me. I can't help it if you gained a few more pounds from swallowing curses!"

"Right..."

"Anyway let's go trick or treating!"

"Excuse me!?"

"You heard me! Besides, I need to stock up on candy!"

"Don't you have enough...?"

"Yeah well I threw it all up earlier!"

"Wait, what-"

"Let's hurry before all the good houses are empty!" __________

"Trick-or-Trea- Wait, is that Nanami sensei?"

"Nice to see you all. I trust that you're not getting into trouble tonight? We don't want another event like Shibuya..."

"You're not our mom Nanami! And why do you look like a burn victim?"

"That's rude Kugisaki..."

"It's my costume..."

"No offense, but you don't seem like the kind of person that enjoys Halloween..."

"You're right, I don't. But my friend insisted on it..."

"Are there trick or treaters- ... Aren't you guys a bit old to be doing this...?"

"I told you Itadori!"

"Hey! Why is Phoenix Wright screwing us over!?"

"My name is Higuruma Hiromi young lady and I happen to be a lawyer!"

"Nanami sensei, why are you guys even celebrating tonight?"

"We aren't."

"Huh?"

"We're doing our taxes together."

"What a bunch of losers!"

"Excuse me young lady but I didn't catch your name?"

"It's Kugisaki Nobara and you better remember it!"

"Kugisaki!"

"Now, now boys, it seems I've forgotten to hand out your gifts. Here."

"Wow! These are the good chocolate bars Fushiguro!"

"And as for you Kugisaki, please take this."

Nobara eyed the packaged and then took it. "What ever."

"Have a happy Halloween kids!"

...

"You didn't give her candy, did you?"

"If you don't mind me, I'm going to go have a nice soak in the tub with my clothes on!" __________

A poor old woman was alerted to loud knocking outside her door.

"Yes...?"

It was dark and her vision wasn't what it used to be but she somehow managed to turn the porch light on.

"Trick-Or-Treat-"

"I'm so sorry boys but I'm afraid that I'm all out of candy-"

"LET ME FINISH! As I was saying, Trick-or-Treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!"

"I told you I'm all out of-"

"I'LL EGG YOUR HOUSE GRANNY! THEY DON'T CALL ME THE STRONGEST FOR NOTHING!"

"So sorry, my feeble old mind can't keep up sometimes. I just remembered where I keep my spare candy..."

"Hurry it up old lady, I've got other houses to hit up!"

"Here you go. Remember to savour every bite!"

"Yeah, yeah, thanks I guess?"

Geto/Nurse Kenny and Gojo then walked away from the property. "That women definitely put a razor blade in there..."

"What are you talking about Suguru- ACK! Good thing I had my infinity on..."

"Let's just try to avoid causing more trouble hmm?"

"I guess you're right- WAIT IS THAT A HOMELESS MAN! Stand in front of me so he doesn't rob me of my sweets!"

"You're being ridiculous Satoru!"

"Did you just say Satoru? As in 'Gojo Satoru'!?"

"HOW IS TOJI HERE!?"

"Ask Gege. Anyway it's time for revenge!"

"WAIT, WAIT, I CAN-"

Toji then took his worm out. "LOOK AT IT!"

"STOP! PLEASE, I BEG YOU!"

"No can do. You've been a bad influence on my son and I intended to raise him from now on!"

Gojo began to have flashbacks to the human earthworm and was now puking once again. He then began to levitate but instead of being enlightened, it just resembled that scene from the exorcist.

"You have no idea how greatful I am to you..."

Toji then began to stroll off. "Now, it's time to find my son. What was his name. Meg-, Mega, Megaman? No that's not right! Megamind? Oh well, it will come to me when I teach him how to properly gamble with Hakari!"

"Not so fast!"

"Hey Sukuna!"

"Kenjaku!? Actually, nevermind, I'm not even going to ask. I swear this guy does the grossest things!"

"The two of you know each other?"

"Unfortunately..."

"Being a woman can be more enjoyable than you'd think. For instance, did you know the clitoris-"

"What the fuck!?"

"Sorry about him. He's always been like that. Anyway you've proved your usefullnes to me but I no longer need you for my plan to advance."

"Plans?"

"If I tell you, you'll just get mad and is that really how you want to go out?"

"Hey, if I'm going back the afterlife I at least want to know what for!"

"I want your sons body."

"What the hell!?"

"Not in that kind of way. I'm faithfully commited to my chef."

"I guess that makes things a little easier..."

"Any last requests?"

"Teach my boy how to gamble and go into thousands of dollars in debt."

"Tempting but no. He'll get to learn the best poems and become the top Floriculturists in Japan!"

"...You son of a bitch!"

"Mahoraga will also fill in to be his step father. Uraume, you may kill him now."

"As you wish Master!"

"At least don't turn me into an apple-"

"Impressive. You pierced right through his brainstem."

"Let us find the Fushiguro child." __________

"I think we should split up for a bit to get more candy!"

"Let's meet back here in half an hour."

Megumi was now alone and began to walk down the street. Eventually the houses were starting to disappear and the street lights were far and too few. "I guess I better summon Divine dog Totality... Here boy! Who's a good dog? You are!"

"Woof!"

"No one can no about this! Anyway I need you to help me find houses with candy... Honestly, I wish I never agreed to this stupid event!" Yuji had ordered a costume of Aki from Chainsaw Man but the order got messed up and he ended up with some girls little red riding hood outfit. He was going to destroy all the photos that Kugisaki took.

"I see a cabin up there! Let's just get this over with so I can go home!" Megumi then knocked on the door.

"Good evening... May I help you...?" The stranger looked like an androgynous albino wearing a kimono.

'And I thought my costume was weird...'

"I'm looking for some candy. It's a long story but my question is do you have any?"

"Why of course! Please, won't you come in?"

"...Don't I know you from somewhere?"

"Do you want the candy or not!"

"Alright, fine."

...

"Here you are. My world famous finger sandwiches!"

"I thought you said you had candy? Actually, whatever, I'm desperate to go back with something. Thanks."

Megumi tried to grab some but Uraume snatched the plate away. "Please, you must try some! They are to die for!"

"To be honest, you're creeping me out, but if I eat one of these will you let me leave?"

"Yes."

"Alright then." Megumi then fell unconscious and slammed into the table.

"That was... easier than expected..."

"I know right? What does that idiot Gojo bother to teach them anyway? Wait, what is this kid wearing?"

Uraume then checked the tag. "I believe it is a little red riding hood my lord."

"The things that pass for fashion these days. Uraume, bring me my women's kimono."

"Yes Master!" __________

"I can't believe it!"

"What's wrong Kugisaki?"

"You remember that jackass we ran into earlier? It turns out that what he gave me was a referral card for a therapy session!"

"Honestly, you kind of deserved it..."

"Well, what'd you get?"

"I ran into this guy that looked like he was a Jojo character or something? He gave me free coupons for some reason. Here, have one."

"Why are these blank?"

"Huh?"

"Oh, your back Fushiguro."

"Hey, what happened to your costume? And why do you look like Sukuna?"

"...I thought if I mimicked his appearance then it would spite him..."

"I guess that makes sense. Hey, did you bring any candy?"

"Oh no, I uh forgot..."

"Too bad- Huh, what happened here?"

There was some vomit on the ground but other than that there was two giant bags full of candy.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"We can't just steal Kugisaki!"

"Who the hell is gonna call on us?"

"The ghostbusters?"

"Itadori, you just look away and you don't have to be involved while I haul all the goodies back."

"Alright..."

"Disgusting! Why can't the two of you be normal!?" __________

"Ow, where am I?"

"You're in the infirmary."

"Shoko... What's going on? Where's Suguru?"

"Oh, you mean this guy?"

Sitting next to her was Kenjaku tied up with duct tape over his mouth.

"Mmm, I want my nurse to treat me!"

"That's not Suguru..."

"What are you talking about?"

"We found this guy trying to haul your corpse into the river. Frankly, we don't even know who he is. Geto Suguru has been dead for years!"

"If that's not my pookie then who is it!"

"Let's find out, shall we?" Shoko then began to remove the stiches and unscrew the top base of the head off.

"KENJAKU!?"

"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for your meddlesome friends!"

"Well that takes care of everything-"

"Wait! Where the hell is my candy!?"

"We didn't find any candy at the crime scene..."

"WHERE IS IT!?"

"Try to calm down-"

"I CAN'T! DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW BADLY I NEED THIS!? I ONLY GET THREE HOURS OF SLEEP!"

"You're going to give yourself diabetes!"

"DON'T CARE! I"LL JUST USE REVERSE CURSED TECHNIQUE!"

"GOJO, COME BACK!" __________

"GUYS, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! WE NEED TO FIND MY CAN-"

Gojo was greeted to the sight of Yuji and Nobara chowing down on sweets like it was their last meal.

"YOU TRAITORS!"

"Look, we can explain-"

"I need the three of you to step away from the food!"

"Megumi? Why are you acting like this? You were always such a sweet boy like your adoptive father!"

"I'm not Fushiguro you fool! Haven't you noticed the four eyes or the tattoos!?"

"To be honest, I thought it was just part of his costume sensei..."

"Me too-"

"Enough! Now back away from treats!"

"What could a curse like you possibly want with my sweets!"

"I was an unwanted child. I was starving so I resorted to eating my brother in the womb! I need all the nourishment I can get! Besides, Halloween is the one day of the year where you can't be judged for having for eyes, four arms and two tounges!"

"Womp, womp!"

"YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!?"

"Here's a better idea! I'm going to eat my candy and watch you cry like a baby!"

"We'll see about that!" Sukuna then incarnated into his true form.

"More hands means more candy!" He then used his stomach tongue to scoop up a large portion of food.

"That's cheating- WHY AM I GETTING SO MANY RAZOR BLADES!?"

"If you don't want them then it just means more iron for me!" __________

"Ugh, my stomach hurts Shoko..."

"Serves you right!"

"At least I'm fine-" Sukuna's stomach then puked all over his lower half.

"Haha- Ow!"

"Sit still would you?"

...

"Here are your results. You both need major dental work."

"WHAT!?"

"Let me finish would you? Sukuna's teeth are in bad shape due to there being no toothpaste in the Heian era."

"What the hell is a toothpaste?"

"And you Gojo, have so many cavities that it looks like you'll need dentures!"

"BUT I'VE BEEN USING REVERSE CURSED TECHNIQUE!?"

"Yes well that still isn't a substitute for brushing your teeth twice a day!"

"TWICE!?"

"In your case I would say ten times a day..."

"Looks like my teeth were the strongest after all-" Just then every tooth but one in the front fell out of Sukuna's mouth.

"Holy shit, it's Thukuna!"

"ARE YOU THUCKING KIDDING ME!?"

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themarshmush · 5 days ago

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Hey guys, I'm currently working on making a translated lyric video for “Volver A Comenzar” by Café Tacvba. Despite not speaking much Spanish, I wanted to put out a faithful English translation of the song since I couldn't find any that I liked. I love this song and it was a big part of my childhood, so I want to help others understand it. That's where you guys come in.

Since, like I said, I don't speak much Spanish, so I'm not confident that my translation will be the best it can possibly be without input from native Spanish speakers. If you see any issues, missed nuance, or just general ways to fix the stiffness in my translation, I ask that you reply to or reblog this post with your input. This way, I can post the video and share a(n at least decent) English translation of this song. I will be reblogging this with an update when the video is posted.

Here's what I have so far:

(if you can't use spotify)

Si hiciera una lista de mis errores

If I made a list of my mistakes

De los menores hasta los peores

From the minor to the major

Que expusiera todas las heridas

That exposed all the wounds

Los fracasos, desamores, y las mentiras

The failures, heartbreaks, and the lies

Ofreceré el aroma del ámbar

I will offer the fragrance of ambergris

Ofreceré el cedro y mis lágrimas

I will offer cedar and my tears

Con la paciencia del mar esperaré, toda una vida

With the patience of the sea, I will wait, a lifetime

A que sane la confianza

To heal the trust

Si volviera a comenzar

If I could start over

No tendría tiempo de reparar

I wouldn't have time to fix things

Si hiciera un viaje a mis adentros

If I made a journey to my inner self

Y sobreviviera a los lamentos

And survived the laments

Pediría fuerzas para decir cuánto lo siento

I would ask for the strength to say how sorry I am

Si volviera de un viaje a mis adentros

If I returned from the journey to my core

Si volviera a comenzar

If I could start over

No tendría tiempo de reparar

I wouldn't have time to fix things

El agua derramada está

The water is spilled

La sed que siento no saciará

The thirst that I feel won't be quenched

¿Cuántas cosas más puedo guardar?

How much more can I save?

¿Cuántas cosas puedo atesorar?

How many things can I treasure?

Dulce tentación

Sweet temptation

De dejarlo todo

To leave it all behind

¿Cuánto espacio más quiero ocupar?

How much more space do I want to take up?

(Hasta los recuerdos ya no caben en este lugar)

(Until the memories no longer fit into place)

¿Cuántas cosas me puedo llevar?

How many things can I carry?

(La última mudanza debe ser la más ligera)

(The last load should be the lightest)

Dulce tentación

Sweet temptation

De dejarlo todo

To leave it all behind

Dulce tentación

Sweet temptation

Regalarlo todo

To give it all away

Si volviera a comenzar

If I could start over

No tendría tiempo de reparar

I wouldn't have time to fix things

El agua derramada está

The water is spilled

La sed que siento me sanará

The thirst that I feel will heal me

El agua derramada está

The water is spilled

La sed que siento me sanará

The thirst that I feel will heal me

The post dividers I used were created by @steddiecameraroll-graphics

#i'm actually mexican but my papa never taught me spanish :/#tw: mental health #cw: mental health #tw: crying mention #tw: implied suicidal thoughts #my faves #original post #get to know me #translation #please boost #please reblog #spanish #spotify

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ilostlarina · 2 years ago

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apps that i find helpful and i hope you can as well<3

todo list: i add my daily tasks here and use it as a widget on my phone

love: although i am single, i like this app as it sends me positive affirmations throughout the day. you can link it with your partner or even a friend and send each other sweet notes.

structured: i use this app for reminders to do my daily tasks. i will post an example of today’s schedule so that you can get an idea of what the app looks like.

dbt coach: this app has lots of dbt skills for beginners as well as those familiar with dbt. i also utilize my dbt workbook alongside this app. you can also track your moods, write in your diary, etc.

headhelp: anonymously post in groups, communicate with others dealing with things similar to you. you choose a cute character and that is who you are identified as - anything you post is completely anonymous.

libby: libby is an app you can use to read/listen to audiobooks. it is completely free - all you need is a library card which is very easy to get!

brighter bite: an ed recovery app. log meals, feelings, etc. as soon as you open the app, you’re blessed with a cute doodle guy who asks how you are feeling and you go from there.

sticky widgets: i use this app’s widget to keep my current dbt skill on my home screen.

cuty pet: get a cute little pet on your home screen. you can give your pet milk, play with them, etc.

#mine #girlblogging #cptsd #ed recovery #cptsd healing #csa survivor #dv survivor #.txt #ios apps #mental health #positive mental health #recovery

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discluded · 2 years ago

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I’m 😭 know I get the snake joke when they asked Apo about kissing Mile lmao (this whole thread) idk what todo with this info

https://twitter.com/jsaturfiles/status/1563481374228508679?s=21&t=AMC2YXZLS7DPz3QwKzzMaw

Nonnnyyy!! Thank you for giving me the chance to talk about something I've wanted to talk about for a while, which is how good MA's acted kisses are. And it's good acting too! But first,

I spent a bit of time trying to figure out who the person being translated was (apo_mytype), and it looks like they're just a fan. But their comments resonated so much with people the twitter translator (jsaturfiles) got asked to translate/share. I'll post it here so people don't have to go to the tweet:

ive seen #MileApo in kissing scene workshops since the filmania era, their kisses are so real. apo said before that p mile wasn’t yet good at controlling himself. so every time they kissed he wouldn’t stop until apo nearly fell on his back. but apo couldn’t even fall because p mile was gripping his arm.

back then p mile’s body was very thick (he’s still thicker than apo today) one of his arms could wrap around apo’s entire body like a snake wrapping around it’s prey. from kissing in filmania to kissing in boc. by the time kpts ended #MileApo probably kissed 100s of times. let me ask for real, have you guys ever felt anything for each other at all? even some little thing?

some couples have been together for their whole lives and don’t kiss as often as #MileApo (reffering to them in the series)

Now let us take a very necessary break to watch some Filmania era kissing

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(mobile is a PITA so here's video 1 and video 2 if they don't show up)

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The Art of a Good Kissing Scene

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For anyone (no one) wondering "Kyuu, how the fuck do you know so many things about everything" the answer is 1) I don't know shit, 2) I have ADHD, and 3) I spend a lot of time just learning things about I find interesting. Like watching a lot of videos like the above.

The coach basically breaks down a list of things she's looking for in good/bad scenes, including 1. prelude (setup), 2. breath (pause before the kiss -- it's a moment of dramatic tension to set up the audience), 3. rhythm of the kiss, 4. dialogue/chemistry/moment/surrender (checking in with each other).

And she specifically compliments Jonathan Rhys Meyers' ability to create a private moment (13:39) of intimacy in a crowded place to establish the context for the kiss. So there is actual acting technique in how technically good on-screen kisses are, and also specifically how good Mile and Apo make KP's kisses.

I adore all of KP's kisses, but I specifically want to talk about how good their first kiss in episode 3 is.

The thing is, it's obviously not the first time MileApo have kissed, and certainly not even the first time they've kissed as Kinn and Porsche, but they have to sell to the audience the authenticity of it being their first kiss in the context of the events of the show -- the hesitancy, the heart in your throat jolt of tension, the tenderness and chasteness and longing and release of the first kiss.

(cr smittenskitten for the gifs! here's another edit of this extended...tumblr glitched on let me add more pictures?)

And you know it's good acting because they can recreate this exact same tension, breath, longing, and relief of tension live in one take

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(video link for those suffering mobile like me)

It's so good in that the setup is both anticipatory and surprising at the same. Watch both happen...This youtuber's mom was even able to count down to their kiss.

Perth (Ken) has talked on his channel about how shows are filmed non-sequentially and it's up to the actors to know their characters well enough to know what's going on with them in that scene. Since the first kiss on the pier was physically in the same place as where they ended their first date in episode 8, they likely shot those on the same day or very close together. So MA had to know their characters' hearts very well. And their trust in each other, in taking each other's small cues, is what builds in the authenticity of watching Kinn and Porsche falling in love.

So yes, all the practice helped, but their kisses really do feel special. Mile and Apo constantly sell to us how special it is.

And that's what we call acting, baby. 😩💦

Let's just say it's probably good Mile had a whole year to get all of that hunger out of his system first because KPTS Episode 3 Kinn was way more respectful than Mile was haha.

(if you keep asking sending me anons, I will eventually run out of interesting things to talk about!!! 😅)

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche meta #mileapo and acting #mileapo #and that's what we call acting #mile phakphum #apo nattawin #actor mile phakphum #actor apo nattawin #first kiss my love #first kiss

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"yuuji?"

"Yeah?"

You were sitting down on your boyfriend's bed, waiting for him to finish his computer game with his friends. Luckily, it was a Friday night and you practically finished your work on time and decided to sleep with him today. Having a university life was stressful enough, thesis papers, presentations, and essays are killing you at some point.

You looked at the window from his dorm. Boy, it was freezing. You looked at your boyfriend who was concentrating. One of the cute things about him is when he was concentrating, his tongue would always stick out on the corner of his mouth.

"uh huh, i'll be going to the mid lane, bro? Are you coming?" He asked. He was playing with his senior todo, and you had no idea when the two became close after one interaction. As far as you can know, Todo was the scariest guy in the university. Besides from his height and build. His attitude to others was shitty. He asked Yuuji one time who was his type of woman.

"Shit! I died!" He yelled.

You looked at his screen, he was dead. The countdown to his revival was 90 seconds to be exact since the game was running a little longer, the longer the game runs, the longer the revival countdown was. He leaned back, and sighed. "y/n, were.. you saying something?"

"Yeah, how long until you finish the game? As far as i know, the last turret was down,"

"You know how to play this?"

You chuckled. "I do know some of the champions there, but I'm not so good at it though. I kept on dying. It was awful."

He signaled you to come to him. "Come here, sit on my lap," he gave this puppy eye look. You couldn't help it but to roll your eyes in a playful way. "Are you sure? I don't wanna be a bother."

He frowned at your reply. " Come ooon, you're not a bother, I missed you," he pleaded. You cracked a small smile and got up from the bed. "Fine, don't be pouty now," you went to him and welcomed you on his lap. Yuuji himself was a sweet guy. Even in the first meeting you two had was kind of.. Funny. Nobara herself found it weird at you when you just simply laughed at his antics.. From the most dumb little things, and that’s the part when she realized that that was it.

He rested his face on the crook of your neck, giving you shivers all the way down from your spine to your head. Your face slowly becomes red at his actions. He felt your body jerked at his actions, and he just simply chuckled. “What? Am I being too sweet?” he teased. He purposely deepened the touch to make you even more flustered than you are just now.

“y-yuuji!”

He laughed at the way you shrieked at his touch. It was adorable, to him. Moments like these are very rare. Not that the two of you are not spending time with each other frequently, but small things like him playing games while you sit comfortably on his lap, cheering him, talking with him, and laughing with him is unique enough in other ways. Feeding him some of his favorite chips whenever he opens his mouth. You even surprised him with a quick peck then fed him with a chip to shut his mouth from saying something.

Soon enough, the game ended. He and his team lost. But in the end, he is the MVP. He has this supr pouty face whenever he lost in a game, or sometimes, if he was so into the game, he ended up becoming mad sometimes. You’re lucky enough he was not like his older brother sukuna, who has no patience and ended up with a broken bottle or two because of it.

He was now with you on his bed, laying down on your lap in exchange earlier. “Why don’t we watch some movies?” he asked. You slowly shook your head in disagreement. “Huh? Whyy?”

“Because…” you softly poked his forehead, “ you had enough playing computer games and it’s time for you to have a rest for your eyes.”

“What? You’re not my mom,” he huffed.

“Well certainly, I am not your mom.”

“But you will be.”

“.. You really need to stop hanging out with gojo.”

You covered up your face, using both of your palms. He just laughed it out. He should be thanking Gojo tomorrow. He got up and removed the hands on your face. He snorted to see your face. God, you are cute.

“You don’t have to cover yourself you know,” he leaned in and gave you a quick peck on the cheek, “the more you cover yourself from me,” another peck on the nose, “the more i want to tease you,” another peck on the lips.

His soft lips landed on your slightly dried lips. “You’re literally perfect y/n.”

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aslitheryprinx · 2 years ago

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What are you working on right now? Do you have anything cool to info dump about it? What is a project that you haven’t worked on in a while but hope to continue working on soon?

Right now I'm working on my stories for angelduo week (I'm actually about to post link to a fic once I answer some asks haha.)

I'm also still working on the next few chapters for OUAD and a few other wips. (E.S., BBS, atthwa, etc)

A little farther down on the todo list is a few older asks/prompts for shooting stars that I'd love to finish someday.

(I'd love to get some of my Tumblr aus like Shooting Stars, Lil Gremlin, and Starstruck into a format that can be put on ao3 but I don't want to start another long wip until at least one of my current ones is done.)

I also have an idea for a oneshot but I haven't even started it yet so I won't say anything yet.

There's also the various short stories I want to write for mostly december verse and earthbound spirits verse. Like I have so many short story ideas for OUAD you guys have no idea. 👀 And there's at least 2 I want to do for E.S., both of them in the wip stage at the moment.

As for something I haven't worked on in a while but would eventually like to come back to... I'd have to say glass ceilings. By September, it'll be a year since I've updated it. I've got so much else on my mind that I don't know if I'll have a chapter by then, but if I can get one done, I'll post it exactly a year since the last update.

....basically I've got so many projects. So many wips, so much work to do. 😅

#mcyt g/t #aslitheryanswers

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kenmasgameboy · 4 years ago

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chapter 14: what you deserve

previous…next

masterlist

kuroo tetsurou came into y/n’s life when she needed him to fuck it up the most.

announcement: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUROOOOOOO i’m posting every day this week in honor of my sweet babies birthday :) also make sure to check the last update! I realized i forgot to update my taglist last time!! I’m so sorry!

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Kuroo is not as good at handling his emotions as he thinks he is.

Morning practice starts in an hour, he has that amount of time to return this book to you. He passes at the end of the hall leading to the library in anticipation. His hands sweat bullets, he needs to keep wiping them off on his shorts so that the glossy cover of the book doesn’t slip out of his hands. He treated this book with more respect than any other book he’s ever touched. Knowing its one of your favorites he didn’t want to do anything to ruin it.

Kuroo knows he can’t wait any longer, having rehearsed enough in the mirror this morning everything he was going to say to you now. No teasing, no lies, no more ignoring, he’d be honest today if it killed him. You deserved that.

Opening up the door to the library he expected to meet your eyes, instead he sees your head laying down against the librarians desk, earphones in and eyes closed. He watched as you took steady breaths, dust particles showed him the rays of light the warmed the lighter strings of your hair. It felt like every single breath had been knocked out of him.

He slowly approached you, steps being slower and slower almost as if he wasn’t walking of his own volition until he reached his fingertips were only inches away from your head. He could so easily get to brush his fingers to massage your scalp while you sleep. He could sit next to you and offer his shoulder to save your neck from pain. He crouches down to get a better look, squatting in front of the desk he finally reaches eye level with you. His hand is raised, hovering over your scalp.

Tetsuro was a lot of things. He was smart, passionate, funny, kind and fairly level-headed. It was you who has showed him that he’s not nearly as courageous as he thought he was. He puts his hand back on his thigh.

As quietly as possible he puts the book on the desk, and turns around to leave.

“..Don’t leave..” You mutter this in your sleep. You never are able to remember your dreams, nor do you think you were experiencing any kind of astral projection. It came out as a breath, your sleep undisturbed.

Kuroo stops in his tracks, his eyes widening and feeling as though he’d just turned to stone. Had you known he was there?

Your eyes did flutter open at that open, woken up by the sound of your own voice. Half-lidded eyes made contact with the book you hoped wasn’t unaccompanied.

“Kuroo-san?” your voice was raspy, it was the first time you’d spoken. Your stomach felt ill from not having any water to drink today. But to Kuroo it still felt as soft and still as he remembered.

“Hi.” The back you saw was replaced with his chest as he turned to face you. Finally he made eye contact with you for this first time in weeks, “I didn’t want to disturb you, so I left the book there for you. I know you probably missed it.”

“Oh..” You sat up and stared at the book, “Right. Kuroo-san, actually it wasn’t–”

Kuroo suddenly bowed, his body rigid and stiff.

“I’m sorry.” He apologized, his voice aggressive and sharp, “I didn’t mean to worry you, or cause you pain. I understand if you have questions, I’ll answer anything you need. I did something I thought would be beneficial to you, without even asking you if it was what you wanted. I’m sorry.”

“You’re confusing.” You sighed, running a hand through your hair.

“Heh?” Kuroo lifted his head, “I’m confusing?”

“And troublesome!” You crossed your arms in frustration. He’d never heard you be like this before, so bratty and annoyed. Your pout was adorable. “When you started talking to me it really annoyed me. I was scared and nervous all the time. I always think about you, it’s really really annoying. So when you suddenly stopped talking to me, I thought I should be relieved but instead I was really upset. I was mad. And that is so distracting and troublesome! So please just go back to normal with me.”

“I–” He wanted to break down crying then. He felt awful he made you feel that way, he felt like he had just become what he feared. Instead of proving those rumors wrong all he did was prove them right. “I’m sorry, but I can’t treat you the way I want to. It’s not fair, but I think I might be just like those rumors say. So I need you to keep your distance before they start saying this about you.”

“And you’re stupid!” You yelled, almost forgetting this was a library.

“They already said things about you after the incident in the cafeteria didn’t they?” He suggested.

It was true, you overheard people saying rumors about your rendezvous in the library. If Inuoka hadn’t stayed at your side the last few weeks you would’ve been the target for multiple guys who now were trying to chase you. Kuroo Tetsurou knew he was too shameless before. Kuroo clenched his fist as he remembered hearing people congratulate him on the sexy librarian, suggesting he was doing lewd things to you.

“I almost got suspended trying to clear it all up.” Kuroo admitted, that was something you hadn’t even heard.

“What’d you do?” You asked.

“It doesn’t matter.” He sighed, you noticed the bandage on his dominant hand.

“Idiot.” You sighed, he shifted uncomfortably, shoving his fist behind him, “I can take anything they say as long as the people I know, know me. Inuoka and my family know I’m not like that. I don’t care. So don’t do that to yourself in my name.”

“Right.” He said, he looked like a wounded puppy.

“Can I ask a question?” You walked around the desk to lean back on the front of it. Kuroo only nods in response, “Why are you doing this to yourself?”

“Huh?” Kuroo looked down at you to make eye contact.

“I know I don’t... talk a lot. But I know I never told you that I thought you were like those rumors. And I never said I wanted space. So, I really don’t know what self torture you’re putting yourself through, but you’re not helping me–” You were stopped by Kuroo’s arms being clung around you, his face buried into your shoulder.

“Uh–? K-Kuroo-san?” You stuttered, absolutely losing any shred of cool you had earlier. All signs of embarrassment showed on your face. You knew you had gotten comfortable with him, you trusted him, but you weren’t used to his touch. It felt like electricity, any longer you’d be addicted so you pushed on his chest to try and wriggle away.

“Please...” He pulls your lower back closer to him. His whole body encapsulated you. “Can we stay like this for a minute? Please... Y/N. I’m sorry.”

All your defenses were down. You didn’t really want him to stop. You smelled his scent. It was familiar and made you happy to feel. His messy hair was soft against your jaw. You didn’t answer just stiff as you wanted to relax.

“I’ll never do it again.” Kuroo said. His grip on your shoulders tightened.

It made you mad, how can he say that after he just did it? What was this going to change? Was he what you wanted? You didn’t know anything about him really. You knew you lacked so much information about him. But whatever image he created, none of it mattered because you still only thought–

“I missed you..” You said it as if you were just breathing. As quiet as a breath but he heard you. His face became red as a tomato, holding you closer so that you wouldn’t find out his secret. You groaned at the squeeze.

“Okay, surely that’s enough. Right?” You tried pushing his chest, but he didn’t let go, “K-Kuroo-san.”

“Sorry..” He held you back by your shoulders and looked away, the tinge of pink still residing on his cheeks. “I’m sorry.”

“Stop that, too. Just stop saying sorry for things, if you know what you have to do just do it.” You said, your voice was back to the delicate voice he knew. You looked at the clock over Kuroo’s shoulder.

“Don’t you have volleyball, today?” You asked, you wished he would stay but you knew he had to go.

“Yeah. But um.. Y/N.. I.. Um.. Could I eat lunch with you on Monday?” Kuroo asked, finally getting the courage to look you in the eyes.

How could you ever say no to that face?

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adellainparis · 3 years ago

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#EXTRA DERYA + INCORRECT QUOTES COM A FAMÍLIA WALLER.

uma série de incorrect quotes que eu acho que combina com as relações da derya na família waller!

com a participações de @thekingxtitus, @littlecmer, @rubywxller, @cwrdelia, @deepsea-syren

Derya: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my family.

Derya, dando conselhos para a Cordelia: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

Derya, para a família: You know how I roll. Derya: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

Titus, reclamando da Derya: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Cordelia: Favorite horror movie? Maya: It Ruby: Saw Eugenie: Annabelle Derya: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

Derya: Every time I go to a hotel, I take a bite of the soap. Just to fuck with people. Titus: You do realize that by eating soap, you’re the one who’s losing, right? Cordelia: You’re just jealous she was brave enough to taste the Forbidden White Chocolate. Derya: White chocolate’s disgusting! Eugenie: AND SOAP ISN’T?

Cordelia: How dumb do they think we are? Derya: Sometimes Maya leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

Ruby: When I die, I want Derya to lower me into my grave so that she can let me down one last time.

Ruby: Is something burning? Derya: Just my love for you. Ruby: Ruby: Derya, the toaster is on fire.

Titus: Bye Maya! Bye Eugenie! Bye Ruby! Bye Cordelia! Bye Maya! Derya: You said ‘bye Maya’ twice and didn’t say ‘bye Derya’ not even once. Titus: I like Maya.

Derya: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited. Ruby: “If” Eugenie: Great, the only party I’m ever invited to and you might not even die.

Maya: This is just a reminder that all psychiatric and therapy services are completely covered by the fire station’s health insurance plan Derya: Why do you always look at me when you say that?

Titus: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone Derya: Mine just says “Don’t” Titus: I want you to apply that to every situation possible

Derya: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Maya: Derya, that's a coma. Derya: Sounds festive.

Derya: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Cordelia: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Derya: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Maya: You would eat yourself? Derya: I wouldn’t even question it.

Derya: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Ruby: What's that? Derya: Remorse code. Ruby: I'm even angrier now.

Derya contando sobre um date dela: We watched Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Eugenie: Okay. Derya: And made out during the scary parts. Eugenie Th- Eugenie: The scary parts. Eugenie: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Cordelia: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Derya: The cow??? Cordelia: What? Eugenie: Derya, W H Y?

Derya, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Titus: You did WHAT– Cordelia: William Snakepeare

Derya: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Titus: You’re a hazard to society Ruby: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Titus, posting selfies on the beach: Looking great! Living my best life! Maya: Is that Derya drowning in the background?? Titus: Maya, this ain’t about her.

Derya: This place is great, I wonder how much the rent is. Eugenie: This is the wine aisle in the grocery store.

Derya: Look, I know that from the outside, it seems like I have everything together. Todos: No, not at all.

Derya: Thought I was meowing back at my cats for the past hour. Turns out it was just me and Cordelia meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Derya: How drunk was I last night? Maya: Well, the police came by and they asked you your name. Ruby: And you told them, “Google it, bitch.”

Derya: I’m so fucking clumsy today. I keep bumping into things. I have so many bruises, it’s not even funny. Eugenie and Titus, who broke into Derya’s room in the middle of the night, to move all her furniture exactly two inches to the left: Damn. That’s wild.

#uma coisa bobinha porque foi niver da derya e eu não fiz nada pra ela #se vcs gostarem eu faço com a família toda!!! esse só focou nas relações com a derya AKJDKSKS #farei com os amigos tb um dia!!!! foquei na familia primeiro pra ser mais facil #SE ALGUMA NAO COMBINAR ME PERDOEM a maioria é só pra zoar a derya DJKSKDKS #enfim !! é isso sem edit nem nada pq meu ps travou mas eu queria postar pq tava rindo #˛ * ⠀🌊 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻 : @titus.#˛ * ⠀🌊 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻 : @ruby.#˛ * ⠀🌊 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻 : @eugenie.#˛ * ⠀🌊 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻 : @maya.#˛ * ⠀🌊 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑻 : @cordelia.

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sina1oa · 3 years ago

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A Result Of Poor Parenting

this is cross-posted on my ao3 account! (@sinaloa)

Prompt from my friend, who asked “Do you think Todoroki ever got the Birds and the Bees talk?”

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“This behavior is utterly unbecoming of a U.A student! I demand whoever is responsible steps forward before the teachers are consulted!”

The entirety of Class 1-A stood gathered around the table in the common area, after being yelled at by their student president until they did so.

Yaoyorozu stood awkwardly, next to Iida who looked ready to use Recipro Burst on the guilty party.

“I think,” She began, all too aware of how quickly the rest of the class turned to her. “We can assume it’s not any of the girls.”

Iida blanched before his face began to turn red.

“Ah, yes, Yaoyorozu! You are entirely correct, I apologize ladies-”

“Why not?”

Everyone turned to Shouto, who stood confused.

“Why...not?” Iida questioned.

Kaminari lit up with a mischievous grin. “Yeah! Todo here has a point! What if one of the girls is keeping them for a special guy?”

The guys began murmuring, but Shouto stood still, still not having moved, staring confusedly down at the table where the box of condoms sat.

“I don’t understand.” He said, and Midoriya turned to him.

“What’s up, Todoroki?”

He gestured to the box, noting how Midoriya blushed as he did so.

“Why would they just be for guys?”

Midoriya stood, his mouth parted open slightly. “What?”

“Well, what are they?” He questioned, and Midoriya’s jaw dropped. Shouto became somewhat aware of the class quieting around them.

Midoriya was flushed a brighter red than the left half of Shouto’s own hair, and he had no idea why.

Kirishima spoke up, looking almost nervous. “Todoroki, you...don’t know what these are?”

Shouto looked at the box, ignoring the strange atmosphere. “The box says condoms, so I assume they’re condoms, but I don’t know what those are.”

“Oh my god.”

“What does ultra-glide mean?” He asked.

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If Shouto had to think back to his bucket list, he would not remember having “Sex Education lesson from Bakugou” on it, yet he felt like this was an experience that needed to be acknowledged on paper.

“Condoms aren’t effective all the time though, so if you’re fucking horny then deal with it another way. You’re trying to be a hero, not a fucking father. Got it asshole?”

Shouto sat on the couch and hesitantly nodded. Kirishima was taking notes across from him. Bakugou noticed the hesitation and groaned.

“God, did neither of your parents tell you this shit Icyhot?”

“My mother was permanently hospitalized when I was 8, and Endeavour likely didn’t think it was important.”

Bakugou stood still at that, not looking sure of how to respond. Midoriya, who was sitting next to Shouto, was crying, although he didn’t know if it was from pity, or from also experiencing the Sex Education talk.

“Did your parents explain all of this to you?” He asked, and Class 1-A, who was still present because they hadn’t wanted to miss out on Bakugou explaining what an STD was, all slowly nodded their heads.

Shouto thought about the weekend visit he had coming up, and he wondered.

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“What are herpes?” He asked, and watched as Endeavour slowly lowered his chopsticks.

Natsuo was staring at Shouto with a mix of unmasked glee and terror, eyes wide and unbelieving.

Fuyumi watched the table with terror, looking as though she’d rather be cooking herself on the stove where the soba was waiting. Shouto continued speaking, determined to see it through.

“Some of my classmates were talking about it in class, and I don’t remember them covering it in any of my classes.”

Endeavour looked constipated, frozen and uncomfortable. “Shouto this isn’t a discussion to have at the table.” He settled on, finally.

“Why?” He questioned innocently, hoping that the phone that was recording in his pocket was able to catch his father’s face.

“Shouto,” Fuyumi hissed, trying to get him to stop the conversation topic, ignoring Natsuo who was slapping her arm in excitement, wheezing too hard to speak.

“I remember them saying they had something to do with genitals…” He wondered aloud, ignoring the obnoxiously loud cackling coming from his brother.

Endeavour abruptly stood and left the table, a steady stream of curses and regrets leaving his mouth as he walked.

Upon his leaving, Shouto pursed his lips and took out his phone to make sure it had all been recorded. Natsuo caught sight of it and fell onto the floor from the force of his laughs.

He ignored the chaos around him and had to force down a laugh when Fuyumi hesitantly asked him if he was “being serious” earlier. Natsuo was brokenly panting on the floor, and every so often Shouto could hear a wheezing “genitals,” from him.

Knowing he was in the clear, Shouto allowed a small smirk to fill his face as he sent the video to the class groupchat. Take that Bakugou, he absolutely knew how group chats worked.

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So, Shouto did not know how group chats worked apparently, because while he meant to send it to the Class 1-A chat, he ended up sending it to all of his contacts. This brought him to where he was now, sitting in Aizawa-Sensei’s office.

Aizawa stared at him, somehow looking more tired than usual, with a nice hint of defeat.

“Todoroki,” He sighed, and closed his eyes for a moment, looking as though he was gathering strength.

“I need to ask you this as your teacher, and the lead adult in charge of your current environment, but have you ever had a discussion about sex with your parent or guardian?”

“No,” He said.

Aizawa looked pained and slowly opened his computer. “What about middle school, that’s part of the curriculum, do you remember that?”

Shouto remembered being pulled out of class at one point, his father saying the lesson was unnecessary when he could be training. He remembered hearing some of his female classmates giggling, saying he didn’t need to be there because he probably knew it all already.

“No,”

He thought about the discussion he had with Bakugou and chose not to say anything. After all, Aizawa may have some more accurate information with fewer curses.

With slow, reluctant hands, Aizawa turned his computer to face Shouto, and on it was the title slide of a Powerpoint presentation, titled “Menstruation”.

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The next time he overheard Uraraka complaining about cramps, he stole Endeavour’s credit card and bought out the nearest convenience store of chocolate.

#mha #bnha #drabble #todoroki #fuck endeavor #sex ed

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