#do urself a favor: be happy

[poppin-fandoms]

getting attacked by m*levns on twitter is NOT fun 🙃

anyways they can stay mad lmao

[learnastrowallura]

New moon guide for the rising signs (part 1)

Aries rising/Leo 5th house: get in touch with ur creative/artistic side, allow urself to have fun and avoid mental overwhelm/becoming drained. Express ur playful and unserious side

Taurus rising/Leo 4th house: spending time with family/getting closer to people who u consider to be family will be good for u. Also do the things that u really liked to do as a child and that bring u comfort

Gemini rising/Leo 3rd house: authenticity is where it's at so do not be afraid of expressing ur thoughts esp the creative ones or ideas that people might find "extra" but ofc do watch ur tongue as well since we have Mercury retrograde coming up soon 🥲

Cancer rising/Leo 2nd house: energy is favorable with current astrological transits so whether u already have an income or not this is the time to be bold (Leo) and expand ur financial assets. Focus is also on emotional security so put your foot down and be firm about ur boundaries/going all out and being extra with all that is related to matters of self care is good

Leo rising/1st house: it is time for u to really reeavaluate everything/continue with what works for u and leave what's holding u back from being ur most authentic self. A makeover would be nice for a fresh start imo since the 1st house rules over physical appearance as well

Virgo rising/Leo 12th house: be careful as to not let harmful subconscious beliefs weaken ur resolve and willpower. Rest, do some shadow work and cleanse ur mind

Check out part two here

Readings are open

Happy new moon x

[honeytonedhottie]

Hiii

I want to ask you how do u deal w negativity? I try to have a positive mindset but I find it hard to, I always compare myself with others even if I don’t want to ☹️ I struggle a lot w jealousy, hatred and negativity in general and I just wanna be a joyful whimsical girly. Do u have any tips? 💖

heyy anonie 💗 so i totally get what ur going thru, before i found out about loa i was so negative, in such a bad spot and just altogether GOING THRU IT. you'll get thru this and you WILL be a joyful whimsical girlie 🫶🏽

first and foremost look at the type of content that ur consuming. are u consuming rage bait, or content that perpetuates things that u see as negative? are u watching or interacting with content that leaves u feeling sapped of all ur joy and energy?? STOP. only interact with content that leaves u better than when u first watched it. like twitter can be so fucking annoying cuz of the constant push of negativity, thats why i only interact with and pay attention to posts that make me happy and that are lighthearted.

have u ever heard of the concept of a mental diet? its a bit similar to the first point. its just being conscious of what ur allowing ur mind to consume and think. being conscious of ur thoughts and making sure that u only think in ur favor always. it really helps!!

focus on what makes YOU happy. pour into urself and ur interests and whatever makes u giggle and whatever makes you happy. make urself so busy making urself happy that u dont have time to be jealous of anyone cuz ur taking care of urself like u know u should, and get it in ur head that UR THE CENTER OF THE WORLD 💓🌏 no one else can compete.

all the love in the whole wide world 🫶🏽💕

[donascozylivingroom]

AFFIRM ONE WORD FOR ALL UR DESIRES

I think I found a new way of manifesting that involves robotic affirming, the list method and code words.

I thought like a week ago, could we just create one word affirmations? Because our subconscious knows what we are referring to anyways? Like instead of 'i am beautiful" to affirm something like "beautiful", if u know what it means to u.

So yesterday I saw a post someone made about this subject, affirming just one word, so it was a big confirmation, and I thought like why don't I make a list of all my desires and write down the new assumption that every time I think this new code word (any word u decide on, like strawberry, blueberry, anything), it means/I assume my entire list is my now reality.

I wrote my list in affirmation format so I added that every time I think/repeat the code, all affirmations in 'my list' repeat 10.000 times in my subconscious mind.

So imagine saying it super fast while lying in bed for 10 mins? Pretty sure u can get 1000 repetitions in but u shouldn't force urself to, it is already repeating 10k times when u say it once.

Idk I put everything on my list from weight loss to dream life, money, clothes, Pinterest desires etc.

I also put affirmations for my family and like "everything works out in my favor" and they've been bothering me much less in those 24 hrs I've been affirming.

Also lost weight visibly.

I'm a big persistence gal so I am ready to get everything on my list, will update.

I saw here on Tumblr (I'm new to it) about putting the void off the pedestal, well I included affirmations about all my desires being off the pedestal.

I also added happiness, health and most importantly, safety.

But a lot was about my selfish material desires teehe

I won't say my code word, cause it's personal, but if u wanna do this choose something short that resonates and lights u up, that u can easilly link to the list.

The way I did my list is I wrote all my desires in affirmation format but left space at the top to write something along the lines of "every time I affirm this code in my mind it means that all the affs in the following list are already my reality" u can add "no matter how long the list is"

Of course u can affirm "all my wishes come true" and skip the list method but for me it was fun and I like being a bit more in control of what manifests.

[not-so-gracefulgrace]

🎞️ Mike Schmidt 𝐍𝒮𝐅𝒲 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 ✩（ 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 1，𝐴－𝑀）

✩ 𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃ℊ𝓈 𝒷4 𝓊 𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹． ． ． 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘵，𝘎𝘕！𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘬，𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝐼 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 ．．？

✦•┈๑⋅⋯🌑⋯⋅๑┈•✦

✩ 𝒜 = 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 (what they’re like after sex) just loves to talk and cuddle w/ u . . enjoying the love & peace after a intimate moment. but, after a while would like 2 have a bath w/ u and just generally relax together ( specifically a bath. Might fall asleep while cuddling in the bath if he’s tired enough )

✩ 𝓑 = 𝐵𝑜𝑑𝑦𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) luvs his hands & mouth. Mike is fond of knowing that he can bring his partner pure bliss with them. On his partner, he luvs their ass & thighs. He likes 2 grab on em ♡︎

✩ 𝒞 = 𝐶𝑢𝑚 (anything to do with cum, basically) Mike fancy’s seeing his partner decorated in his cum ( will actually go nuts if u play in it or rub it all over urself. Would enjoy seeing u taste it 2 ) Mike also luvs eating his partners cum, especially if it’s all over his face

✩ 𝓓 = 𝐷𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑦 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 (a dirty secret of theirs) when he misses u he sprays a pillow w/ a bit of ur perfume/cologne and try’s 2 get off w/ it ( probably cuddles it 2 )

✩ 𝓔 = 𝐸𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) not that experienced till he met u. He had a idea of what he was doing but liked some guidance ♡︎

✩ 𝓕 = 𝐹𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 (this goes without saying) is down for most positions but but favors positions where he can see ur face. He luvs seeing your face express all the pleasure he’s giving you

✩ 𝓖 = 𝐺𝑜𝑜𝑓𝑦 (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Mike mostly keeps it kinda serious, he might make a few comments occasionally but not making full on jokes. Though he doesn’t mind teasing or playful flirting from his partner.

✩ 𝓗 = 𝐻𝑎𝑖𝑟 (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) he doesn’t do anything extreme for grooming, mostly just does trimming. ( probably has a happy trail 2 oh my goodness )

✩ 𝓘 = 𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑦 (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) luvs having slow, romantic sex when he can. He luvs taking his time savoring every moment between him & his partner.

✩ 𝓙 = 𝐽𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑂𝑓𝑓 (masturbation headcanon) doesn’t really masturbate that often. However, he has his moments where he gets extremely extremely needy ( especially when stressed ). During those times he can get off a lot.

✩ 𝓚 = 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑘 (one or more of their kinks) isn’t really into anything too extreme. Definitely has a praise kink ( pls tell him how good he is ).

✩ 𝓛 = 𝐿𝑜𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 (favorite places to do the do) enjoys the privacy of the bedroom. However, when Mike & his partner are home alone . . Yea it’s gonna be hard to think of a surface that’s left untouched.

✩ 𝓜 = 𝑀𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛  (what turns them on, gets them going) U. Ur his motivation. If u tease him enough, he’ll get extra riled up ♡︎

𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑡 2 𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑛 ♡︎♡︎

[izu]

HELLO!! i followed u on twitter for a while ever since i got into mk as well. i had a private account and didn’t really post so i never got the chance to say anything, BUT i just wanted to say that i love your art and you seem like a very kind person!! I’m sorry the way twitter treated you (that’s why I’m private as well.) it’s a rough platform, but i just wanted to say i love your content and will continue to support you. your art makes me and lots of others very happy, thank you so much!! have a nice day!^_^

thank you so much. i wont lie i made this choice with a very heavy heart because i've found so many awesome people through the mk community on twitter, it was so. rewarding being there. and now it's just a cesspool. there's no content, so now people are resorting to clawing each others faces off. i know i am supported, and as long as people still see my work and enjoy it i will be happy no matter where i am. i wish everyone else on mktwt luck, its just. so depressing over there. im going through my own things, im desperately trying to heal from this awful year and the year before it. and at some point the constant feuding is not doing me any favors. i care u anon. take care of urself, too!!!!!!!

[mayrine]

Ramons letter to fit

[start id: eight screenshots of pages of Minecraft books

First screenshot: page 1 out of 1, it reads: “fit for reasons I will explain to u whenever u wake up! I have moved my bed to the elevator shaft. ramon”

Second screenshot: page 1 of 7, it reads: “good morning fit if you’re reading this, it is probably now Saturday and I’m really sorry if I’m not awake to tell u goodbye. The last few days have been…. exhausting and I really need to sleep”

Third screenshot: page 2 of 7, it reads: “I know u will go to bed soon for some time but…. I wanted to express that I am really happy u think of me as your priority.”

Forth screenshot: page 3 of 7, it reads: “but I need u to also prioritize urself. I am capable of fighting danger and I am capable of coming back form long adventures. U don’t need to worry about me too much.”

Fifth screenshot: page 4 of 7, it reads: “prioritize urself and do me a favor and stop taking baby steps omg >:(“

Sixth screenshot: page 5 of 7, it reads: “in the end though… I’m also happy to go on adventures whit u and explore the whole server if we have to. I hate emotional letters goddamn but I am happy u are my dad, fit. I would not want anyone else for a dad.”

Seventh screenshot: page 6 of 7, it reads: “sleep well. I hope you find what you need and I hope to see you again once you wake up. I’ll make sure to wake up on time. Maybe if you sing me a lullaby, I’ll hear it in my sleep? Who knows.”

Eighth screenshot: page 7 of 7, it reads: “anyway. Sleep well. I’ll see you again soon. … post script (XD): te quiero mucho, dad”

/end id]

[droumack]

okay on the catboy jo train,,,, maybe 4 some reason he wasn’t able to be as open w his more cat-like traits in montreal (i can’t think of a real reason bc mtl is a cat crazy city but ntl,,, maybe specific teammates??? traditional team?? idk,,, the heartbreak of not being what ur childhood team wants you to be and trying to change urself for it only to lose urself in the process tho….oof) anyways so he’s all shy about it, and really hides his more catlike behaviors when he gets to Denver, which makes Nate very ???? bc that’s NOT what jo was like in juniors,,, and so Nate works on coaxing him out of his shell, making jo feel more comfortable being himself in front of others,,, and somewhere in there Nate just,,, rebecomes Jo’s Person (much how cats will have a favored human…) and jo lowkey moves in, but Will Not Mention This To Nate, bc he’s freaked that Nate will get freaked and stop doing everything he’s been doing,,,, meanwhile Nate’s on like r/humansofcatboys every night getting advice and he knows exactly what this means and it fits exactly into his plan (inevitably wooing jo after ensuring that he is comfortable and happy)…….also perhaps,,,,,, heat thrown in there,,,,,,,,,,,, a CATalyst some might say

you guys are doing an absolutely stellar job fueling my catboy brainrot because this is SO cute

like jo starts leaving things over at nate and being so smug because nate isn't noticing :) (nate, on the other hand, is cataloguing everything jo is leaving behind and demanding answers from his new friends on the internet)

if nathan mackinnon wants one thing it's to see jo Comfortable and Safe

[fyodior]

*cough*…dearest flora, I’m on my knees begging you for more son!fedya (smut) thoughts…spare crumbs, please…

only bc u begged <3

CONTENT WARNING: this is mom/son incest. obvi very dark content. this (+ any other DC i write) has absolutely no reflection on my real life values or desires or anything at all. this is fiction. if you dont like it just block or unfollow and leave the mean comments to urself! ok thanks bye

*another disclaimer: every single sexual/“romantic” thing that occurred between reader and fyodor occurred after he turned 18

here’s a diff ask that asked some good questions i want to expand on hehe

yes fedya and reader have def done things before!! that was just the first time they’d had penetrative sex. i hc’ed that you’d basically done everything except penetrative - in my head it started out as first an innocent handjob, then blowjobs, and you’d eventually even fingered him and used dildos/other sex toys with him, in similar scenarios of the fic: calming him down (whether it was genuine anxiety/panic or otherwise) or just doing whatever to make your boy happy <3 after a while he begged you to let him finger you, eat you out, etc etc

and now i’ll kind of talk about the “lore” that i developed with my lovely friend faraday @verlaines-corner. it’s slightly insane but just hold on dslkfjklsdf

so in this AU, fyodor accidentally killed his dad, your husband, when his ability first developed when he was young. it was a complete and total freak accident, he had no idea about his ability, but obviously this took an incredible toll on both him and you. he required immense emotional support from you because you were the only one who knew without a doubt that he didn’t mean to do it (even his therapists were a little bit on the fence), and you in turn needed fyodor because he was all you had left of your little family. this was how the incredibly unhealthy, codependent relationship bloomed.

you went out of your way to do anything and everything that would make fyodor happy to keep him from feeling the debilitating guilt of killing his dad and your husband, which fyodor slowly realized he very easily could take advantage of. that’s where the reader’s “obliviousness” comes from. it’s not that you’re a fucking idiot, you just have devoted so much of your life to keeping him happy, and he manipulated you into doing so. and the way you ended up coping with your grief was tunneling all of your feelings into protecting and taking care of fyodor.

so when it came to him asking for sexual favors, you were obviously uneasy at first, but it also felt like. just another day, just another task that would make him smile and in some weird twisted way had become a fucked up coping mechanism for you. in short all of this is just an insane trauma bond that spiraled into incest <3

now i know you guys came here for smutty thoughts and not just my unnecessary world building so i’ll provide some of that as well 💀

fyodor loves eating you out. so fucking much. he loves sneaking into your bed and between your legs at night so he can dip his tongue into your cunt and taste you, deep into your hole so he can feel the way you clench around his tongue. he can’t help but feel like every single part of you was made just for him, to feed him, and that obviously included your pussy. it made sense that your juices were one of his favorite things to drink, because again. you were made for him

speaking of drinking. this goes without fuckin saying but he loves nursing more than fucking anything on this planet. he loves being curled up in your lap as you hug him close, suckling on your hard nipple as he whines and whimpers, pawing at and kneading your other tit. this isn’t even sexual for you because he’s done it his whole life. he never grew out of the need for that type of closeness, that type of mother son intimacy. and when he sleeps with you at night, it’s not uncommon for you to have to pry him off your boob after he’s fallen asleep and slip some sort of pacifier in his mouth to not wake him up and upset him, because sometimes the only way he can drift off is by suckling.

once he gets that first taste of fucking you, he goes fucking crazy about it and wants to have sex ALL the time. all he can ever think about is how it felt to have your pussy wrapped tight and pulsing around his throbbing cock, he would beg for you to let him fuck you all the time. you’ll just be on the couch reading a book with your legs spread, either on your stomach or your back, as you let him fuck your hole as many times as he wants, as much while satiate him and keep him happy.

anyway. those are my thoughts on son!fedya. teehee

[noona96n]

RoosMav? Fr? That's pretty incestuous. Oh yeah, let's ship someone who knew Rooster as a literal child with his (basically) dad.

im gonna assume u haven't seen my blog before this bcs incest does NOT phase me. the most recent example being: Lucemond & Plantcest. i can go back further and u'll be very disturbed.

for those who are planning on sending me more asks like this: i have extremely high ceilings and an even higher tolerance for weird, unhinged bullshitery in fictional entertainments. u know fiction? the made up thing we enjoy to our own individual taste? that. i love it when my fictions are disturbing. i also know others who enjoy disturbing things in their entertainments.

fiction is not real life bruv chill. also ive lost count how many times ive said that on here lol

for those are my followers/mutuals and ONLY finding out now and is disturbed by my taste, do urself a favor and unfollow and block me. i promise i won't know and i won't be upset when i know. ur tumblr experience is catered to UR entertainment, cultivate ur own safe, happy space.

(also, it's v funny that this person brought up the 'pretty incestuous' thing when i literally mentioned that i shipped literal incest before rip)

[valverii]

havent seen you on my feed for a bit so i thought i'd pop in and compliment your work since your one of my favourite artists on this site!!!

everytime i see your work i do a little jig

especially your chuuya (im a chuuya lover) swap!chuuya makes me dance I just love your drawings!!!

i think your art would taste like some for of pastry

RAGGGHHHH TYSM UR SO AMAZINGLY SWEET AND TALENTED URSELF!!!! i’m always so happy to see u pop up on my dashboard and i’m glad i can return the favor w my silly goofy swap!chuuya :))

(also i am loving that my art tastes like pastries to people, i feel like i’ve achieved my purpose)

[cosmicrhetoric]

No, you're right. It's REALLY fucking frustrating when women are shunted off the the side and everyone throws up their hands like: "It's the genre, whatja expect?? What do u mean ur not satisfied with the handful of barely passable women characters, aren't you forgetting Tsunade?"

Tsuna's a great character don't get me wrong, and she, Temari and Konan are the only ones that genuinely make sense in a world like Naruto's, BUT I'M SORRY! Three passable characters alone with some ounce of depth, don't wipe the slate clean, y'know? And even with Tsunade, I see people in their dumb discussion boards trying to downplay her in favor of Hiruzen, Orochimaru and Jiraiya... >:{

Like, it boils my blood when u have characters like Madara, Hashirama, Itachi, Sasuke, Kabuto, Obito, Kakashi, Tenzo, Naruto, Minato, etc with complex, morally interesting dilemmas, backstories and beliefs, and we're supposed to be happy we have ONE WOMAN CHARACTER WITH HALF THAT DEPTH???? Hate that shit and it happens constantly; all shonen women should have free license to kill as recompense fr fr I'm so so sorry for the rant, I just remember stuff like this and get angry lol I hope you have a good day/night!

LMAO!!! literally the plight of the naruto fan. but yeah i knew what i was getting myself into but glad you mentioned anko cause that was like, the final nail in the coffin re: my expectations for women in the rest of the show. i dont know why they introduced someone who had the exact right qualifications to be extremely plot relevant and then like. forgor. like the second they got out of the forest in the chunin exams. even tsunade gets curbed by the narrative so often it stops being believable.

it is a genre problem though naruto feels egregiously bad at times....and still shounen manages to do smth to the brain that makes you consistently tell yourself "no THIS time it'll be good THIS time--" and set urself up for disappointment forever. and that's that on media 4 middle schoolers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cornflowercanine]

ghhhhhhhhhh

[gayhatsune]

the idea of jiang cheng and nie huaisang finding solace in eachother and helping eachother heal... that shit is absolutly delectable

[xxxm0th-fk3rxxx]

fyi twilight fans and fans of the aesthetic there is (good) merch at hot topic rn for like retail price vs the tens or even hundreds u would pay resellers do urself a favor happy thanksgiving

[widowswineapologist]

Hello again and I hope your 2022 is happy and healthy!❤️ I am in self-shipping hell (Tank and Edward are playing tug of war and I’m stuck in the middle of it help) Could you please write Ultimis Tank and Primis Richtofen mushy headcanons of their s/o cheering them up on a bad day?

AAAA SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY I DELETED TUMBLR FOR A LIL WHILE BC I HAD NO SPACE ON MY PHONE-- I HOPE THESE R OKAY!!

warnings: uhhh depression nd slight suggestiveness. Also i did not proofread bc fuck that

Ultimis Dempsey:

- Okay honestly I think he's such a bitch whenever he's having a bad day. His sarcasm and overall assholery is amped up to 10. Probably gets into a lot of arguments with the crew too.

- Luckily for everyone else, you're Dempsey's pride and joy whether he's angry or not and he literally cannot help but smile at you whenever you try to cheer him up.

- He'll try to keep that gruff, tough dude persona when you start cracking jokes or being extremely sweet to him but the facade will just break after a few minutes.

- Tank totally does that thing where he cracks a smile and gets mad about it so he looks away from you.

- Literally say some stupid shit and he'll lose his fucking mind and then his mood is back to normal. You could just do some absolutely god awful impression of somebody and he'll straight up bust out laughing, it'll be cute. Do a horrible impression of one of your teammates and he'll join in. Needless to say, you both will throw SO MUCH SHADE.

- I think he would appreciate being distracted rather than directly comforted when he's having a bad day, yknow? But that isn't to say he won't appreciate a good hug or two. Just...not too many, okay? He's got a reputation to uphold.

- I personally think he's a little awkward with comforting people but he will definitely try to return the favor, to show his appreciation because we all know for a fact this motherfucker will be caught DEAD before he says "thank you for cheering me up" out loud.

- Also also,, there's another way to cheer him up if you're up for it 😳

Primis Richtofen:

- okay but when is he not having a bad day fr fr

- I imagine he's a lot more somber than Tank, but that isn't to say he ISN'T snappy. You know how bo4 Primis Richtofen is just a dick to everyone? He's prolly like that (cant blame him tho. imagine finding out everything u've been working so hard for is worthless nd ur crew wont care abt u even if u sacrifice urself to save their musty asses)

- He canonically has meltdowns (would they be called panic attacks? I've never had one b4 so I wouldn't know--) so I imagine he'd probably try to hide how he's feeling from you for the longest time bc he has to keep up that facade of he knows everything and has to do everything.

- You'd probably find out when looking for him around the grounds and you find him huddled in a corner sobbing and hyperventilating.

- Surprisingly, he'll let you hug him then. But get ready to be nearly crushed bc he's clinging to you and wont let go until he has no tears left to cry.

- Cheering him up is a difficult task bc he'll never truly feel better, but indulging him in his scientific ramblings, joking around with him, or offering to lighten his workload will make him feel better.

- But I think he'd catch onto what you're doing real quick, especially if you start asking abt wonder weapons to him so he can ramble his little heart out.

- I swear if he didn't love you before then, he would fall head over heels now. You're...going out of your way to cheer him up? When you have your own issues to deal with? Brb he's planning a impromptu wedding rn

- He won't ever forget it, and though he may be a little awkward himself, he'll definitely try to be there whenever you're having a bad day too <3