#do u get it. u get it

[magicaldreamfox1]

dreamy drabbles

KINNPORSCHE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY EVENT

— prompt: manipulate

Pete steps into the kitchen, where Vegas is looking at Macau with a raised eyebrow. Pete shoots Vegas a questioning look.

"Macau is trying to manipulate me into making dessert."

"You always do it when P'Pete asks!"

Vegas grins and pulls Pete closer by his waist. "I get something out of it when Pete manipulates me."

He places a smug kiss on Pete's cheek.

"Gross!"

Pete laughs, then winks at Macau and turns to Vegas with that special sparkle in his eyes. "So, dessert?"

Vegas lets out a long-suffering sigh before leaning in for a kiss. "Whatever you want, baby."

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[mroddmod]

bro spent 30 years trying to get his brother back only to forget what it actually means to have a brother

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.

one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

[katsinspats]

Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!

I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished

[lungthief]

sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[slavhew]

dandadorks

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[thepioden]

if you ever go to an art gallery and you see a painting and you think "that sucks. I could do that." maybe you can! I think a lot of people could do like. Matisse. Mondrian. Rothko. From a technical standpoint at least. Not everyone but a good number of people. But please consider: Artists™ aren't special people. They're just people. Just regular folks with something to say and a trained skill who showed that skill to the right people.

So instead of being like "that sucks! that's dumb! I could do that. It shouldn't be in a gallery." instead try, "I could do that. I should be in a gallery." and then do it and go and show your art to people.

[deecotan]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

the high guards littlest fan