#do u <3 him or hate him???

[sunclown]

That one wizard from that one game and his cat 🔮✨

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

The only thing I'm gonna say about this is uh. imagine the sounds.

Full: direct | Bsky

[fruityindividual]

hiiii there! i'm curious if u have a fave fancast for remus :)

sure! narrowed it down to two <33

[mblue-art]

this man. ..

(inspo) (og meme)

[arsenicflame]

It's a time-honoured tradition- every time Sam comes across Izzy (and Ed) in their travels, he asks Izzy to marry him. And every time, Izzy turns him down.

At this point, Sam is asking more for the sake of it than any belief Izzy will ever say yes, a remnant of childhood dedication touched with 30 years of heartbreak and regret- though even now, a small part of him still holds out hope. Sam's promises have only got more extravagant over the years, from a job as his first mate, to a captaincy, a fleet at his command, a whole fucking island if that's what Izzy wants- but he knows it isn't though, not really. If Izzy was ever going to agree to marry him, to leave his life and go with Sam, it wouldn't be for anything Sam could offer him. Izzy never did care for flashy shows of wealth, for a ship or to be captain. The only thing that ever mattered to him was loyalty given, and loyalty shown in return. 

It all comes to a head after Stede left and came back, after Izzy lost a toe, lost his leg. Sam hasn't seen him since before things with Ed started to really slide off the rails, before stress permanently set into the lines of Izzy’s face. So, when he sees a dishevelled man with a hoof for a leg in a no-name port, he doesn't even consider the idea that he might know him. It's only when he turns towards him, and Sam catches a glance at those oh too familiar tattoos, he realises this is Izzy, his Izzy, that stands before him.

Knowing Izzy's discomfort with pity, he doesn't treat him any differently than he would in years gone by, positioning himself in Izzy's line of sight before approaching and sweeping him up into a bone crushing hug. 

“Israel-goddamn-Hands!” he exclaims, as Izzy grumbles back a begrudging “Samuel-fucking-Bellamy”, a tradition almost as old as their friendship itself. Izzy might not hug him back, but he can’t keep the corner of his mouth from twitching, just for a second.

(If Sam holds Izzy a little tighter and a little longer than usual, well. That's his business)

By the time Sam lets go, most of the crew has appeared in the town square, drawn in by the commotion. They may have given Izzy his leg and welcomed him as one of them, but still there’s an underlying tension, with nobody quite ready to set aside everything that happened before the Kraken. Seeing him cosying up to an unknown man sets everyone on edge, unsure whether to come to their first mate’s aid, or to assume that they've been betrayed once again.

When Ed sees that the yelling was Sam, his hand goes tense where it's held in Stede's. He knows the routine, has seen it more times than he can count, but as he watches them part he realises that this is the first time in a long time he's unsure of what Izzy's response will be.

Knowing that something’s different, knowing that Izzy's feeling vulnerable already, Sam doesn't go for the same flashy proposal he’s been giving for years. He doesn't promise Izzy the world, he doesn't cause a scene (or, any more of a scene than he already has, anyway). He looks at the fractured man in front of him, takes his face in his hands, and says the exact same thing to him he said when they were little more than boys. “Israel, I have to ask you. I know what you'll say, but I have to try. Come with me. Marry me and sail away with me. I'll keep you safe”

And Izzy… hesitates. He glances over at Ed, at Stede, and says to Sam “...We’re staying in port for a week. Ask me again then”

That's the moment Sam knows there is something deeply, horribly, wrong. He's not just looking at an Izzy who got seriously injured in a fight and is struggling to cope, this is something so much bigger than that- and that Ed has something to do with it. Izzy wouldn't even be considering leaving if he didn't. Whether it was negligence or something more sinister, Sam doesn't yet know, but he intends to find out.

[traggalicious]

There is something DEEPLY wrong with me. This motherFUCKER. This smug ass bitch of a man. I am? Obsessed? With the worst fucking guy??? Like. Astarion, sure, everyone’s obsessed with him. But Cazador? The fandom is going to kill me. I’m dead. Dying. Actually someone come do it, come kill me. Please. This is agony. I hate his stupid fucking face and i want him DEAD i want to leash him and put him out in my yard and watch him shiver in the rain. I have… problems.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[baeshijima]

nvm guys i lied what if i just made another jing yuan longfic with cloud knight medic!reader where back during the trainee days when you were a medic-in-training and he was a knight-in-training he ended up in the infirmary so often for minor injuries just to see you and despite your annoyance at this knight constantly coming in like. twice a day. you eventually grew closer and when the high-cloud quintet formed were associated with them due to jing yuan and also bc the others basically claimed you as their personal medic and then cue hurt/comfort with the disbandment and jing yuan trying to distance himself from you bc he fears that you might leave him as well and tries so hard to shove down his feelings for you only for you to put your foot down and tell him you're not going anywhere and you won't leave him and—

[cupiidzbow]

For your s/i monkey trouble, you could make a silly AU where your s/i it's the monkey and k0ng and thw others are humans! Idk sounds cool :]!! Maybes

FUNNILY ENOUGH the original reason I made a monkeysona was to do a swap AU! 😭😭 i don’t think i was super comfortable with my art style yet when i thought abt it originally but after u sent this ask my mind was racing with thoughts of it so I couldn’t help but to doodle a couple of things 😭😭

[edmunderson]

sims is a good outlet for my need to redecorate. i hate plain white/gray/beige aesthetics. if u couldn't tell lol

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

NEED to ask cult!geto if he'd love me if i was a none-sorcerer, like the answer is pretty damn obviously BUT WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS THE DELIVERY OF THE ANSWER PLEASE YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THIS. IS A VERY REASONABLE ASK!!!!!!!!!

😭 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND DOING THIS FOR ANY REASON MY DEAR there is just no benefit to it. he’ll find a way to dodge the question with a smile but on the inside he drowns a little; can’t even think about it properly because just the idea brings back some of the cognitive dissonance that almost killed him back in high school lol like !!!!! there is no room for that line of thinking in his life….. you are you and he loves you and he won’t say anything more than that. but for a second he does go very, very silent.

[sanchoyoscribbles]

maybe link should consider that I filled my inventory with salted milky smoothies right before the fight and spent all that time leveling up the sword and energy gauges tho ...🥲

[fraternum-momentum]

Idk if you talked about it before but….. what are your thoughts on nanami from jjk (since you like blondes) 👀

yea

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i posted abt this on my tiktok story but i need to rant more so im putting it here 😭😭 the way a lot of mikosai shippers (on tiktok, pinterest, reddit, etc) are is such a big reminder to me of why i hate the strictly romantic soulmates trope with every fiber of my being 😭😭😭 people who interpret soulmates as "that means theyre canonically together" regardless of how the characters actually feel about each other and if they ACTUALLY get together is so fucking gross to me oh my god its so fucking gross i hate forced romance so bad 😭😭 someone cant just say "hey, we're soulmates so you HAVE to date me and its literally weird and impossible for you to like anyone else because i said so!!" and also aiura WOULDNT do that anyway ???? HELLOOO???

you have no idea how many people ive seen call all saiki ships with anyone other than aiura "problematic ships" just because "theyre soulmates"

[sahrberrii]

i currently hate hinata with seething passion