#do not play with me

[gilf-armand]

this video

[ride-thedragon]

Where the fuck was Baela?

[jojomero-24]

Discord gets mischaracterized so bad that i need to #### the ppl who mischaracterizes

Him

Like how am i supposed to respect ur opinion if ur gonna be wrong and stupid

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

DORIAN????? MY BEBE????

oh dear Gods, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU??

What....what is that mullet?😭😭😭

This is one of the biggest glow down I have ever witnessed.

My diva WOULD NEVER.

Dear gods, his last name is PAVUS.

FUCKING "PEACOCK" IN LATIN.

[grahamcore]

is ao3 fucking down right now

[imdead770]

Just a quick warning that if you show up on my feed you're getting booped

There's no way out

[apheliia]

be so fr why is my ps5 demanding that i rebuy games i already own 🤨

[kybee1497]

Fuck fourth wing is actually trending on tumblr and I wanna go look through the tag but I haven’t finished onyx storm yet and I REALLY don’t want to spoil it but the self control this is requiring

IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS 😫

[bueris]

eczema. eczema on my eyelids

[dbnightingale24]

If Cillian doesn’t win the Oscar tonight, St. Patrick’s Day is cancelled. Lmao do not play with me.

[feddy-34]

DONT YOU FUCKING PLAY W ME LIKE THAT JURGEN KLOPP!!!!

[funandexploring]

I STOPPED READING AFTER FIRESTAR DIED!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRAMBLECLAW WAS TAKEN OVER???

[mylittlesecrethaven]

Ok, It Gets Better, Then It Gets Worse

BEFORE YOU READ! KNOW THAT THERE'S SOME CRAZY SHIT IN THIS! VERY BIG TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR INSANE KINKS! DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT I SWEAR! THIS FIC IS NSFW TO THE MAX! DO NOT READ THIS AND COME AT ME I HAVE WARNED YOU!

I decided to read some more of I Love Atsushi to see if it gets better or worse.

And.... it's.... ok?

I mean, a few parts after the first one are ok....

There's plenty of incest, but I've read enough of that to be ok with it. (For fics, in this instance)

And then.... it gets sooo much worse.

I've never read the words dog pussy so fucking much.

No joke, there's a part where the reader is a dog and Atsushi's just super down bad.

And I'd be fine with that. I'm ok with bestiality shit for fics.

But the term dog pussy just made me so uncomfortable.

And I didn't get too much further after that.

There's a part where the reader and Atsushi go to a bating cage.

(This is gonna get weird, so I'm cutting it here. Yes, it's weirder than the dog pussy imo)

And there's lots of very public sex in this.

Like, there's people bating in the cages beside Atsushi and reader. (It's implied anyway)

And reader just strips their pants while Atsushi shoves the bat up their pussy.

And not just a little bit, no no no.

From the end of the bat all the way to the fucking handle.

(And I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that!)

And then he just picks up the reader while they still have the bat inside them by the bat's fucking handle, and swings them.

And fucking hits a ball with the reader on the FUCKING BAT!

I had to stop after that.

It was too ridiculous.

But I will say, there's some shit in their I don't mind.

Ima check and see if there's any piss kink kinda shit, but besides that, I probably won't read too much more.

But I'll keep whoever is actually interested in this in the know.

(But also, I'm still amazed at the author's brain for coming up with this. I fucking love twisted people. Never a dull moment)

EDIT FROM LATER: I COMPLETELY FORGOT I WAS GONNA DO THIS SEGMENT!

I'm gonna read some of the requests that were given to the author!

And they're all somewhat worse than what I've just talked about.

(This post is so long and I'm so sorry....)

Something for a 20 inch cock and another request for a 20 foot cock

Maggots on Atsushi's dick

Vore with Dazai and Atsushi

Atsushi, Dazai, Akutagawa and Atsushi wants everyone to peel his foreskin off and his dick falls off and they have to stitch it back on

Clothed sex (the most normal one here)

Lactation (this one's pretty normal too I guess)

Atsushi fucking tied up sleeping reader (Ok, more of these are ok than I thought)

Horny Atsushi with 2 dicks

Atsushi fart fetish (???)

Reader is Atsushi's waifu body pillow

Reader is a public toilet? He shits and pisses in them? Then he fucks them wtf? (also, this is the 20 ft cock one)

Btw, that 20 inch cock one involved Atsushi getting stuck inside the reader forever

Umm.... Fiona (from Shrek), Reader, and Atsushi have a threesome.... Bestiality and long double cock for Atsushi

Atsushi fucking reader in front of entire agency (Finally, a semi-normal one)

Atsushi wears reader's skin as a skin suit (Never fucking mind)

Gun sex..... Doggy style.... Threatens to shoot reader if they cum early..... Still shoots reader anyway and leaves them to rot.... wtf....

Reader has scoliosis so Atsushi drills a hole in them (???) and snaps their bones back into place WTF?!

Atsushi fucks an orange and makes reader eat it with his cum inside (After those last few, this is kinda ok)

And then a wholesome picnic where reader and Atsushi eat pickles

I know these are probably just for shock factor (just like the entire fic itself), but some of these are sooo fucked up it makes me nervous.

Alright, I'm never going back to this so I'm just gonna list some of the rest of the parts because fuck this.

Poop kink

Body swap

Reader is tinker bell (oh hell no I know how that one's going down)

Doctor Atsushi

Atushi and Fyodor

Wax kink (this one's ok)

Atsushi has tentacle dick

Camgirl

Daddy kink (please no)

Piss kink (I'm checking this out. I'll update and say how it was) (Update: Not my kind of piss kink, but not as bad as some of the other chapters)

Reader is worm

I had to click on this one cause I couldn't read the full title (it's about bondage) and a warning says "Questionable use of organs" TF DOES THAT MEAN?!

Reader is bike (because of course)

I CLICKED ON ANOTHER ONE AND IT SAYS STOMACH ACID KINK IM NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT WTF

Oh.... last chapter is.... normal vanilla sex? Ima check this and see if this is true. Will my eyes finally be ok? (This chapter was perfectly fine, but the comments were all like "This is boring! Bring us the skin suit! Bring us shit and vomit and blood and gore!" And I swear, these people were feral. They were so pissed at not having a fucked up chapter)

I swear, I'm never coming back to this unless that piss kink one is good. (Those are hard to find, don't judge me)

[mydarlingdahlia]

Y’all ain’t realize how strong a girl really is until you take her phone and run away with it.

May the Lord help you if it’s unlocked.

If you take my phone Subway Surfers music might as well start playing in the background because I will chase you DOWN.

[kendallroybutgirlshaped]

you DARE to talk shit about my mother taylor alison swift on MY dashboard???? what if i just. idk. killed you and your entire family? now that'd be funny.

[aaksuitac]

HE CHANGED PART OF HIS COLOR PALETTE FOR HER LIKE NAHHHHH I SWEAR TIMEBOMB WILL END ME

Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?