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authoramalgam · 7 months ago

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How in the everliving fuck to I make an 8 by 6.75 space into a 10 by 13 grid???

#rambling #this is rhetorical #do not give me math please #also i probably should see if theres better numbers

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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Don't Wormy About Me.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #Please allow me to make it clear how important I think the hug between YZY and JC is in regards to several aspects of their characters #For one - it is the resolution and reveal that behind all the harsh words and bitterness...She really did love her son.#A hug is a soft gesture that you would never expect from someone like YZY and the fact she shows JC this affection now -#-Tells us how she knows that this upcoming battle is a death sentence for her.#Her giving away Zidan is honestly overkill but another sign of her truly showing him how she loves him and wants him to survive.#The dread of knowing she's walking back to a fight without zidian and trying to keep up brave face one last time...chilling.#Zidian represents legacy and promises. And this is going to both save and destroy Jiang Cheng as he carries this weight alone.#Heartbreaking stuff! Didn't draw it in the comic because I wanted to draw a silly worm on a string!#WWX tried to help JC out of the knot but got stuck in it.#Those worm on a string tricks are harder than they look!#Also; it's been about a year since the last boat joke - but indeed this is the 11th boat of pd-mdzs. No need to do the math.

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simplydnp · 7 months ago

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cannot wait for the most clickbait title ever from phil 4 days before pride month

#give me your prediction in the tags #and if a single one of you say 'but its 10 days till pride' bitch. i am anticipating how long itll take to wait. film. then edit.#i have a math degree pLease dont do this to me #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #phan

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totheidiot · 2 months ago

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LOOK AT MY LAWYER DAWG I AM GOING TO JAILLL

#🍂 arian's shit #teru mikami #death note #i drew him with one hand #just joking #or am i #i also drew this in the middle of doing my math hw and i couldn't deal with that shit at all #i need him so bad #give me a chance teru mikami please please please please #ignore the little mikami and his wrong outfit i wanted to draw him in the standard uniform of one of my own original works #death note fanart #dn fanart #something about death and a notebook. or whatever. she dies of diarrhea in three minutes.#🎨 arian's shitty art

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prettyboykatsuki · 8 months ago

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doing the math on what it would take to e6 sunday and idk if hes gonna be playable </3

#aristotle.txt #if i lost every 50/50 it'd take about 172800 i think. idk if im doing the math right cause its in my head #that is not including the being able to buy from the store and gifts from the game and other patches of course #assuming i win every one it's 80000+ which feels more doable if i start saving now and remain committed like a nun #i dont want it to be like baizhu where i see him 3 yrs after release but it'd give me time to save #i think though if he IS playable ill put priority on getting him and his lightcone and then getting eidolons #ari plays hsr #sunday you freak please want me as much as i want you

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kashilascorner · 4 months ago

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According to the Sinbad chapter the story's now set in 1838, about nine years since Dantes' escape from prison, so Albert would actually be closer to 19-21 than to 15. 🤓

Anon, I love you. I think I missed the year of reference at some point I was so genuinely confused because from context he&Franz are obviously young adults but the math was not mathing at all 😭

#this just makes sooo much more sense. all the math is mathing now also wow! edmond! you took your time!!#old enought to be doing dr*gs too (jk)#i think me missing the date is not being helped by the fact that the audiobook narrator has been great so far but for some reason he gives #albert this kinda childish? boyish? high pitched? idk voice that's lowkey insufferable. which is wxtra funny because mr narrator gave franz #the same voice he gave 20 something yo edmond which is a very pleasing one like i think this narrator is beefing with albert off record 🤭#answered #anon #laura reads #the count of monte cristo

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yellowplumfruit · 11 months ago

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help me my wrist is super inflamed bc i continued to draw after my wrist started hurting. maybe i shouldn’t do that

#how!!!!!!!!!!! am i supposed to do my math homework now #once again i am in wrist pain hell #also. i went to my hand doctor recently after doing the carpel tunnel test (came back negative)#and sat in the waiting room for 1hr only for him to say idk what’s wrong w u #so. new doctor!! my appointment is next week #please god just give me like. a miracle drug that fixes this im so tired

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callisteios · 7 months ago

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Please help me organise my data

I don’t know how to properly match my data this is not a funnypost I’m not very good at this kind of thinking and need help

I am running a club which once a month sets up each member with one other member. The following month they will be set up with a different member. We do not want the same people to be matched up more than once (until necessary)

What is the best way for me to make sure the above happens? I’m using google sheets to organise my data

#I feel like I just wrote out a maths problem but I really do need help #if someone doesn’t help me I will have to post to Reddit. please don’t make me do that #I am sure there must be a simple solution that I am missing #my current solution is assigning each member a number and basically giving them a unique code that means I can see who they’ve already been #matched with #this seems overly complicated but maybe it’s the best solution #?#kal speaks

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anotherpapercut · 1 year ago

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I soooo wish I still had a copy so I could show you guys the best thing I've ever read in my life but I'll never for as long as I live forget the first sentence "There are many oppressed minorities in America: Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, Emos, Goths, Gays, and most of all, Juggalos."

#it was technically not an essay it was actually a 10 minute oratory speech for speech and debate i just read the written version #i wish id gotten to hear him deliver it aidbakdhsjd but i was like Jake. you CANNOT say this #he was like awww whhyyyy and my friends and i through tears explained all of the problems w this sentence alone #first of all our debate teacher wouldve eviscerated him ahrkaibdkahdkdbd #that dude was so fucking weird. for a while he was like trying to make alcohol in his house #and i was helping him do all the math to figure out how much he needed to charge people at school for it #i told my mother and she was like please stop doing that and i was like no?? lmao. he said he'd give me a cut

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donethatbeforelong · 9 days ago

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Need DND logic to be real so I could roll a Nat20 for my math and chemistry exam

#dnd #dnd logic #exam stress #exam season #I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE #SOMEONE HELP ME #PSYCHICALLY TALK TO ME THROUGG MY HEAD AND HELO ME WITH MATH #GIVE ME PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORIES PLEASE #I NEED TO REMEMBER HOW TO DO CHEMISTRY

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anglerflsh · 2 years ago

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when will this bloody exam be over with I want to go to uni already!! Good Lord

#[.txt]#looking over at my history course. At the monastery I'll be hosted in. At the medieval city I'll be moving to. Can it be september already.#I cannot emphasize enough how much i don't care about my final grade for this exam. 20% of it is math and my teacher was terrible #so it's not as if I can hope to get a good grade anyways! And the money prize is only for 110/100 marks so who cares about it going well.#I just want it gone and passed with a 60. Please. It's a useless exam in any case.#literally it was just made so private schools could give out the same qualifications and there has GOT to be a better way to do that.#OR. Or just have an exam at the end of each year. Why only on the last. man #tomorrow I have the essay (20%) and the day after math (another 20%) and my final interview for another 20% is on the fifth of July #and I already have a full 37/100 credits so I just need 23 points. Which between the essay and the interview I'm sure to get. let me outttt

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fearandhatred · 8 months ago

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#fearandhatred #at this point i would be appalled if he didn't fail me #i completely deserve it bc WHAT WAS THATTT LMFAOO #gorlll i am so sorry i respect the academia fr i just can't #literally give me either coding or math i can't do both at once please i'm begging you #anyway rip + L + bozo + good luck to future me who will have to do all 4 minor modules in the last 3 semesters because she is braindead #gonna go out and appreciate nature now

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skrunksthatwunk · 5 months ago

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household enemy to the yyh watchthrough number one is the olympics. it's taken us a week to get two episodes into the gamemaster fight

#out of three. please the third episode's what makes it okay im fighting for my life out here #it is NOT for lack of trying on my part but theres only a brief window of time when the olympics is not happening #and as it turns out the watchthrough is Not my mom's first priority (how dare she etc)#i do feel slightly bitter that we've gotten through two eps of band o brothers in the same time #we are fighting for the same timeslots yet somehow the hour long show's gotten a leg up??#you don't have time for a 23 min ep but DO for a 60 min one?? explain the math to me please #idk how to explain the vague feeling of betrayal bc it Does Not make sense Nor matter in the slightest #but cmonnnn we were doing so well. and my little bro's starting up school again soon and my dad's gotta go back to work #sometimes eventually (<- hes on medical leave) and my grandparents are coming over next week We're Losing Time Soon #ughhh if i'd known the olympics were happening (<- somehow completely oblivious to this) i'd have accounted for #my mom getting whisked away by the land of synchronized divers and shot putters and whatever the hell #happens in the summer olympics (<- only pays attention to winter olys)#bc that always happens. and *i* have to go back to school in Some Amount Of Time Im Too Scared To Check (p sure it's late aug though) and #when that happens i'll (hopefully) be stuck across town which means we won't be able to do it any time besides the weekends #and i don't wannaaaaa #i know this is the least important problem anyone's ever had like i get that i know but #it's important to me that they sit down and watch this with me. and watching it pull apart and being #the one who's easily the most invested it makes me look all desperate when i ask them for their time and they can't give it #we can only pull this off neatly in the summer and we were so close and now we're losing it right at the finish line #i don't want life to get in the way of this little bubble i've fought so hard to make y'know #and it's childish and embarrassing and whatever but i just want them to have fun with me with this thing i care about a lot #but i can't do that bc my mom needs to watch the judo matches at Every weight class #even though she's recording a lot of them? i don't understand but whatever i know it's her thing im just moping about it ig #i want it to be as perfect an experience for them as possible and it's slipping away from me #and i don't wanna leave this project unfinished when i start school y'know. sighh #i think they might feel like i only want them around when we're watching stuff. whcih is weird bc that's like #The Singular Way we family bonded literally my whole life so idk why they wouldn't get that when reversed #but either way that IS how i wanna spend time with them. i want them to understand this thing that's become a part of me #and i wanna talk With them about it. and so far it's been fun in a way it's never been before. my mom at least seems to really like it #and i want it to Keep going well bc if we lose momentum im worried they'll start finding it tedious. sighh

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poke-cove · 3 months ago

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EVERY DARKRAI HATE POST HAS BEEN CANCELLED IT'S GONNA HELP ME CHEAT ON MY MATH TEST

#mod arki #pokeblogging #pokeblr #WE ONLY WIN #I CAN'T BELIEVE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE WORKED AND THIS IS OUR FINAL AGREEMENT. WHAT THE FUCK #I lied btw Darkrai hateposting will continue as usual as soon as I stop being shy about posting again #don't tell it that. please. I need this grade #really hoping Darkrai knows math. tbh I have no idea how it intends to do this #but as long as it doesn't a) hurt my eyes; b) gives me nightmares (unlikely) or c) kills anyone then I'm good

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antiloquist · 11 months ago

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Playing Lethal Company with randos when you're 20+

#lethal company #lethal company memes #i feel like i'm babysitting half the time #i know they're just kids and want to have fun tho so i'm still nice #i don't engage on like a personal level i just give gentle direction #like 'hey i think i saw some scrap at the entrance; can you please go back and check for me to be sure?'#or like 'be careful buddy i saw everyone else get got by a turret - let me know if you want me to teleport you back'#'let me do quota math for you guys - can you please grab the walkies from the dropship?'#i'm happy to be the mission control back at the ship because i know they have the most fun out there-#-when they're grabbing stuff and smacking monsters #(also i'm a coward and dogshit at combat so i play to my strengths)#and i'll happily answer questions bc my autistic ass loves to teach people new things #and wouldn't you know it? a lot of would-be trolls calm down when you're calm and nice #kill em with kindness as they say #yes i am a tag rambler here but i like to talk

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trenchcroats · 8 months ago

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Aaaaarhrhhhhhgggggg I HATE BEARINGS. I HATE ANGLES. I HATE MATHS. I HATE FUCKING CALCULATIONS WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO STUFF WITH MATHS ANY LARGER THAN DIVISION WHERES THE FUCKING CLASSES ON TAXES OR SOMW SHIT. FUCKING. MAPS??? I JOINED GEOGRAPHY TO KNOW WHERE PLACES ARE AND I GOT SOCIAL POLITICS AND EROSION????? STOP GIVING US BULLSHIT RE CLASSES WHY ARE THEY THE SAME THING IN A DIFFERENT PACKAGE

#listen ik geography is also societal stuff and i enjoy it but there need to be different names for this as well??#i hate maths i do fucking. soh and all of a sudden my brain is fucking gone and stomped on the ground #“maths is formulaic and makes sense” NO IT DOESNT YOUR LYING #and maths people please dont try to explain it my brain will stop listening .2 seconds in im sorry #you guys i dont know if you know this but i hate school this is no joke.#i am so excited for work exp cause it means i dont need a uniform and i get to categorise stuff mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #and also i get money. school gives you no money and you have to pay lots too??? like this is bullshit #sorry guys im being steriotypical rn let me OUT #<- is doig maths hw and desperately wishes to be knocked out immediately #youch #..the devil talks in scottish brogue..#..hum to the tune of a tragedy..

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