#do not clap at me

[raideo]

Bruh a lady came up to me while I was trying to finish up a phone call to the store that I previously put on HOLD to finish helping the customer I was helping, and the phone-customer's question was super solvable and quick and I woulda been done in like 30 seconds-but this lady comes up and tells me she needs to be helped because she needs to leave for work rn and she CLAPPED AT ME and told me to hurry up and...

Bruh in that moment I almost became the joker I stg- I am SO PROUD of myself for not immediately turning into a bitch, like I saved us a bad review today but I did tell her that she was gonna have to wait till I was off the phone, it would just be a minute and I apologized for the wait and explained that it is only 2 of us here today.

Like I even asked this family if they needed anything when they came in and the guy said they were looking.

What I WANTED to say to her was like: why in the FUCK you coming in right before work to get fish??? On a sunday???? And then I wanted to take as long as possible getting off the phone but I didn't 😅 god tested me lmfaooooo and i fucking passed I guess.

If you're a customer and you didn't already know that it's insanely rude to clap or snap at an employee here's a secret: if you want the worst most petty side of us to come out that's like the easiest way to do it. Speedrun strat. I literally felt the dial inside me that goes from Nice to The Pettiest Bitch on Planet Earth spike to the right so fast that it broke. You are so lucky lady omg. Have the day you deserve! 👋

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[hinamie]

I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home

[lykoiii]

it's what's engraved upon my heart

in letters deeply worn

[lucabyte]

heres your highly requested fluff you fucking animals

[beatriceportinari]

Brook trout - Origami, one sheet of paper

[keymintt]

ain't just the temperature

[caycanteven]

It was supposed to be a joke, but...

I may or may not have made a slight mistake.

[pigdemonart]

Teens 🙄

Based on this chaotic video ive had in my drafts since June

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[cordiallyfuturedwight]

jinmple for @aprylynn 🩵

[kyoshi-lesbians]

Ty Lee | all-american bitch

I know my place and this is it

[video description: an amv centered on Ty Lee set to “all-american bitch” by Olivia Rodrigo. The video focuses on Ty Lee's dynamic with Azula throughout the years, and juxtaposes Ty Lee's bubbly flirty persona with her extremely efficient chi-blocking fighting style and shrewd observations. end description.]

cw for flashing. extended video description under the cut

First verse contrasts scenes of Ty Lee, Azula, and Mai as children with scenes of Azula threatening Ty Lee in Return to Omashu, and from then on being a weapon for Azula in her mission. Scenes mainly pull from the trio’s early book 2 action as they chase Aang. 

First chorus: on “Forgive and I forget”: Ty Lee mid-air doing a flip cuts to young Ty Lee landing a flip. young Azula pushes young Ty Lee to the ground and laughs. Ty Lee chi-blocks a kyoshi warrior on "And I act like it. She flirts with Sokka on “Got what you can’t resist” and chi-blocks Katara on “perfect all-american”

Second verse features mainly scenes from the end of book 2 when Ty Lee, Azula, and Mai are in Ba Sing Se disguised as Kyoshi warriors. Many of the scenes show Ty Lee being undignified, contrasting with the lyrics (but fitting the ironic tone of the song). These scenes include Ty Lee jumping into the sludge during The Drill, her covered in mud, and flying through the air with Mai after Appa flaps his tail at them. 

Second chorus: “Forgive and forget”: Ty Lee after her circus performance agreeing to join Azula. Other clips juxtapose Ty Lee during The Beach with Ty Lee fighting during The Boiling Rock. 

“I know my place”: Rapid cuts of Ty Lee and Mai beside Azula, cut to Ty Lee anxiously looking side to side during The Boiling Rock confrontation. On the second “I know my place”: Rapid cuts of Ty Lee hugging Mai, and Mai and Azula preparing to fight. 

“And this is it”: Ty Lee chi-blocks Azula. 

Bridge: Scenes from the fallout of Ty Lee betraying Azula - Mai and Ty Lee being arrested −  cut together with Ty Lee’s emotional outburst during The Beach campfire scenes. During the screaming and fast-paced music, there are rapid cuts of Ty Lee fighting and moments beside Azula, in between cuts shots of Ty Lee crying. 

Outro: Ty Lee bowing to Azula during Return to Omashu. Then Ty Lee crying during The Beach party, and Azula apologizing to her. 

[brainrotcharacters]

"the worst Wolverine" (a term of endearment. A flirtation. A teasing.)

[blu3berrydraws]

--- Wow Zuko who let you be so gorgeous?

Bonus:

[imi-ike]

meangirlgenius (insp.)

[depressedlochnessmess]

ok yeah yeah voltron in 2023 what else is new

[vv-ispy]

Rachel and Tobias from Animorphs commissioned from @decarabiandivorce! Absolutely in love with their colouring as always, and the fall sunset atmosphere that really captures the two's relationship.

Check out their commissions here, 10/10 communication and experience :D