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raideo · 6 months ago

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Bruh a lady came up to me while I was trying to finish up a phone call to the store that I previously put on HOLD to finish helping the customer I was helping, and the phone-customer's question was super solvable and quick and I woulda been done in like 30 seconds-but this lady comes up and tells me she needs to be helped because she needs to leave for work rn and she CLAPPED AT ME and told me to hurry up and...

Bruh in that moment I almost became the joker I stg- I am SO PROUD of myself for not immediately turning into a bitch, like I saved us a bad review today but I did tell her that she was gonna have to wait till I was off the phone, it would just be a minute and I apologized for the wait and explained that it is only 2 of us here today.

Like I even asked this family if they needed anything when they came in and the guy said they were looking.

What I WANTED to say to her was like: why in the FUCK you coming in right before work to get fish??? On a sunday???? And then I wanted to take as long as possible getting off the phone but I didn't 😅 god tested me lmfaooooo and i fucking passed I guess.

If you're a customer and you didn't already know that it's insanely rude to clap or snap at an employee here's a secret: if you want the worst most petty side of us to come out that's like the easiest way to do it. Speedrun strat. I literally felt the dial inside me that goes from Nice to The Pettiest Bitch on Planet Earth spike to the right so fast that it broke. You are so lucky lady omg. Have the day you deserve! 👋

#rai rants #when i tell you i almost turned into Rohan #like thats how petty i wanted to be in that moment #do not clap at me #oh my god

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spyglassrealms · 2 years ago

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #yuuji #megumi #deleted scene gege told me #god im not over 266 i will never ever ever be over 266 #im so incredibly unwell abt them i cant believe this is the timeline we live in #itafushi friday....itafushi everyday.....#decided 2 forgo my usual miku and broke out the emo playlist fr this one . breaking my own heart :3 #how many itfs embraces do i need to draw until i successfully manifest it in canon #gege i beg i plead pls let them H U G #they r so traumatized they r so touch starved pls hug pls contact pls Holds/Is Hold #anyway if megumi's height is inconsistent no it isn't <3 if he looks like 2 completely different ages no he doesnt <33 #......kids r Hard guys gomen i tried my best #honestly it's probably not even that bad i think its the arm angle in the first one thts throwing me #i had to play around w it so much that i think im just tired of looking at it #megumi voice whatever !!!!!#thats not important the important thing is Itafushi Hug #and i do believe i met my quota in that regard #also yes my pen pressure Is still dying thank u fr asking but i did this fr them Anyway pls clap

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lykoiii · 5 months ago

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it's what's engraved upon my heart

in letters deeply worn

#this took me five days on and of. can everybody please clap #kind of my fault for not having a good workflow when doing something more painterly though #falin touden #farcille #marcille donato #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille x falin #my art

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puppyeared · 4 days ago

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so fucking normal abt this cat

#I WAS DOING IT FOR GIGGLES BUT HE ACTUALLY DOES COME TO ME WHEN I DO THAT 😭😭😭#like I have to crouch and clap my hands and hold them out like ‘here boy!!! come here!!! 😊’ like with a dog #what makes this funnier is if I try this with my grandmas dog he ignores me so I really didn’t expect it to work #multiple times on top of that. my good precious boy my handsome boy #he was annoying Joey again by the side of the house so my mom went to break up the fight #the minute he saw her he ran to her even though he’s probably the one that started it lmao #he likes playing with the little rubber ducky in the backyard and rubbing his face on the screen door #Swiper #diary #doodles #sona #puppysona

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lucabyte · 3 months ago

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heres your highly requested fluff you fucking animals

#this is all youre getting now SCRAM. we're back to the socratic dialogues after this #anyway this whole game was about how family can be a hodge-podge of whatever you want idk why people keep nuclear-family-itising isafrin #im not accusing anyone of anything i just think its odd that we're not just immediately making that family unit 8 people big minimum #with zero deliniation between the roles shared between 'birth parents' and the other ones. just seems odd to draw those lines #mirabelle isabeau and loop fight for the title of mother: GO #anyway claps my hands together these are the extents of my thoughts here i dont do fankids thats too far into the future for me.#way too many variables. cant extrapolate shit. aint my wheelhouse. this is just here for the joke that loop is a walking baby sensory video #isiloop #sloopis #isat #isat spoilers #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat isabeau #doodlebyte #i think so confidently calling loop a sensitive insecure fucker gets to merit the spoilers tag. and also idk man it just feels it in nature

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beatriceportinari · 2 years ago

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Brook trout - Origami, one sheet of paper

#mine #origami #trout #fish #original model is by Fukuroi Kazuki #you can find the diagram in the origami tanteidan 26th edition book #which is on z-library bc z-lib is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#cheer and clap everyone #i wouldn't necessarily rec folding this one bc the head is entirely asymetrical - the mouth is only visible on one side #but you know fun trout model and the tanteidan diagrams are always so well done so do you what you'd like #don't do like me and use wenzhou paper that you've made go through the ringer though lol #it'd benefit from smth a bit more solid and there's nothing complex enough to necessitate a paper than thin #had a lot of fun with the colors though i think that green is delightful

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keymintt · 2 months ago

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ain't just the temperature

#art #drawing #comic #comics #ocs #honeybee #grimm #yarrow #my art #deciding to finish something i sketched out months ago instead of starting a yet another new wip everybody clap for me #i don't even wanna know how many honeybee wips i have. i can go in and count but. i will not be doing that #maybe i should pick that one larger comic back up though i could stand to work on smthin a bit more involved #idek how many consecutive 100°+ days we've had at this point. it's been cloudy this week though which is nice

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caycanteven · 8 months ago

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It was supposed to be a joke, but...

I may or may not have made a slight mistake.

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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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"the worst Wolverine" (a term of endearment. A flirtation. A teasing.)

#youre the WORST (kisses you silly)#trust me the only reason dp's initial reaction to the title was negative is because his timeline was relying on a Good wolverine #if the stakes weren't so high and it was just him against this disaster mustard man #wade would have heard that title and said “but HOW worst exactly? 👀 do you want me to find out? i can find out”#sigh in another liiiiiiife #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wade wilson #wolverine #logan howlett #poolverine #deadpool 3 #deadclaws #deadpool 2024 #ladies and gentlemen ✨THE WORST WOLVERINE✨#✨MY MOST SPECIAL BOY✨ clap if you don't want bullets in your head rn #- how wade introduces logan

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pigdemonart · 2 years ago

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Teens 🙄

Based on this chaotic video ive had in my drafts since June

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#submas #nimbasa trio #emmet #ingo #elesa #clay #pokemon bw #pokemon black and white #joltik #clay cameo WOOOO WOOOOO CLAPPING CLAP #its family law to nearly kill a loved one at least once enganging in shenanigans #their friendship means so much to me #and i know its just fanon but on god gamefreak is never gonna give us any npc lore that isnt ankle deep so i’LL DO IT MYSELF

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cordiallyfuturedwight · 4 months ago

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jinmple for @aprylynn 🩵

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kyoshi-lesbians · 9 months ago

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Ty Lee | all-american bitch

I know my place and this is it

[video description: an amv centered on Ty Lee set to “all-american bitch” by Olivia Rodrigo. The video focuses on Ty Lee's dynamic with Azula throughout the years, and juxtaposes Ty Lee's bubbly flirty persona with her extremely efficient chi-blocking fighting style and shrewd observations. end description.]

cw for flashing. extended video description under the cut

First verse contrasts scenes of Ty Lee, Azula, and Mai as children with scenes of Azula threatening Ty Lee in Return to Omashu, and from then on being a weapon for Azula in her mission. Scenes mainly pull from the trio’s early book 2 action as they chase Aang.

First chorus: on “Forgive and I forget”: Ty Lee mid-air doing a flip cuts to young Ty Lee landing a flip. young Azula pushes young Ty Lee to the ground and laughs. Ty Lee chi-blocks a kyoshi warrior on "And I act like it. She flirts with Sokka on “Got what you can’t resist” and chi-blocks Katara on “perfect all-american”

Second verse features mainly scenes from the end of book 2 when Ty Lee, Azula, and Mai are in Ba Sing Se disguised as Kyoshi warriors. Many of the scenes show Ty Lee being undignified, contrasting with the lyrics (but fitting the ironic tone of the song). These scenes include Ty Lee jumping into the sludge during The Drill, her covered in mud, and flying through the air with Mai after Appa flaps his tail at them.

Second chorus: “Forgive and forget”: Ty Lee after her circus performance agreeing to join Azula. Other clips juxtapose Ty Lee during The Beach with Ty Lee fighting during The Boiling Rock.

“I know my place”: Rapid cuts of Ty Lee and Mai beside Azula, cut to Ty Lee anxiously looking side to side during The Boiling Rock confrontation. On the second “I know my place”: Rapid cuts of Ty Lee hugging Mai, and Mai and Azula preparing to fight.

“And this is it”: Ty Lee chi-blocks Azula.

Bridge: Scenes from the fallout of Ty Lee betraying Azula - Mai and Ty Lee being arrested − cut together with Ty Lee’s emotional outburst during The Beach campfire scenes. During the screaming and fast-paced music, there are rapid cuts of Ty Lee fighting and moments beside Azula, in between cuts shots of Ty Lee crying.

Outro: Ty Lee bowing to Azula during Return to Omashu. Then Ty Lee crying during The Beach party, and Azula apologizing to her.

#it's finally here... my ty lee thesis statement :)#apologies again for bringing usamericans anywhere near atla ...... but . you know. empire for an empire #this is literally the first time i've edited a video on any program at all in over a DECADE #and of course the ideas/moments that inspired me to do this whole thing were the most technically complicated to do lmao #i learned so much for this please clap #finally. shoutout to o who I literally could not have done it without!#and to every atla fanvid I studied... mutuals you are all so skilled! <3 #flashing cw #ty lee #amv #r.post

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blu3berrydraws · 2 years ago

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