#do i sound frantic

[imsiriuslyreading]

hello! i’m doing terribly at my big girl job! but what i’m excelling at is reading fanfiction! so that’s all that matters!

[spaceandbones]

What is a pepsi baby...?

those people who guzzle on pepsi and other Soda Pops like their life depends on it. people who buy a 24 pack of cans at costco every saturday. pepsi or coke with every meal. looks at you like youre asking to fuck them in the ass when you say you dont drink pepsi or coke. those guys

[dogbunni]

something about saiki just tells me that he would enjoy some sad harmonica

[anonymous-scapegoat]

my navigation audiobook is describing the process of gluing little stilts to ant legs and i am. so sad. they count their steps to find their way home 🥺 “like little accountants” 🥺 why are u confusing them like that

[cutemothman]

me, a writer, trying to live my life:

the Characters: having a knock down drag out argument in my head

[zincbot]

christ alive this can't be it dog

[perfektblau]

I've been having fun playing around with audio edits and I kinda want to make ones inspired by btd? stuff like, "you're running and you hear strade laughing from the distance" stuff."

[renthewerecatboi]

sometimes i remember how it's possible to kill literally *everyone* in this game

[the-force-awakens]

Y'know, sometimes I forget that Miguel O'hara is an Oscar boy. I'll just be sitting there watching atsv and being like, "His voice sounds So similar," before common sense kicks in, and I remember he's voiced by Oscar Isaac.

Not quite the same but like - when itsv first came out on digital and I watched it for the first time, I think I knew there were after credits scenes so I watched them, and I remember sitting there listening to Miguel and Lyla banter and thinking to myself (laughingly) "hey wait a minute, this guy sounds kind of like Poe"

and then that kind of sank in after a couple more seconds of hearing him talk, at which point I went "........wait"

[rouge-the-bat]

sometimes. minecraft can be a horror game

[mossflowermouse]

what if summer's "we'll have a better chance if we try together" moment was her trying to convince raven to join salem too

[harpylady]

it's so weird working in a field that i am like very passionate about because like I assume that other people have the same level of interest as me and have done the same research and wanted to know the same things. but almost everyone ive come across doesn't think about it that much

[softmoonlite]

not my cousin texting me asking me to help him plan my sisters bday party that he wants to surprise her with but he forgot my birthday… last week??

[skrunksthatwunk]

"hey HEY what do you have in your mouth!!! sit SIT. SPIT IT OUT GIVE IT—" but instead of talking to a dog it's me about my parents using the word overstimulated as nothing but another way to make fun of our anxious traumatized dog for doing things they find inconvenient or unreasonable or illogical (and, by extension, everyone who uses the term for legitimate reasons). (WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY HEAR IT BECAUSE I DON'T USE IT AROUND THEM On Purpose BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'D BE ANNOYING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[anachronistic-falsehood]

vash the stampede trigun 🤝 c!ponk dsmp

blond guy whose left arm was cut off by someone they love, have questionable morals, both of them hate themselves, have so much trauma and issues, and have copious amounts of gender