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spaceandbones · 27 days ago

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What is a pepsi baby...?

those people who guzzle on pepsi and other Soda Pops like their life depends on it. people who buy a 24 pack of cans at costco every saturday. pepsi or coke with every meal. looks at you like youre asking to fuck them in the ass when you say you dont drink pepsi or coke. those guys

#those mormon wives? pepsi babies. but they have an excuse and its being mormon #me claiming to have a morning gatorade made me feel like one of these people but I SWEAR TO fucking god #Gatorades are 2 for $4 at the grocery store so every friday I buy TWO ONLY #to get me through my morning shifts on the weekends #and I do drink a lot of redbull but thats less because i need a sugary carbonated beverage and more because i have a caffiene addiction #this .makes me sound insane. frantic to not be diagnosed as Sugary Beverage enjoyer #im going to stop now. none of this is that deep #drink your pepsi. drink up

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