#do i care about football?
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Look. I'm not just the eldest of my siblings. I'm the eldest cousin. Pokemon became a thing at the exact right time to entrance my brothers and it has hit basically every cousin on the way down, later followed by many niephs.
If you do not want to be lectured at by little kids about which pokemon is best, you pick a favorite fast and stick with it. Even if you know nothing about it. That pokemon is now the best in the world and your opinion is completely unwavering.
This is the only way to survive.
If so, what is it?
#togepi#in a sports mad family where people rep different teams this is also required#baltimore ravens are my team#do i care about football?#no#well#only when i can crow at my b-i-l for beating his team in the superbowl#otherwise? not a jot#BUT#having a Team was an absolute requirement for survival#football was the problem sport b/c every single adult had a different team#baseball and basketball were more united
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Trans dude whose favourite NFL team are the Packers
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#nonbinary#trans meme#do NOT talk NFL with me though because i don't care for american football#i know how the game generally goes but i was a band kid#my friend was an angel for reminding me about this#im now a Packers fan just because of how meta this is holy shit#ngl though wisconsin does not feel like a real state and i always forget it exists#actually anything too north or deep in the midwest just doesn't seem real to me#actually this is goving me an existential crisis because what do you MEAN these states are actually real#(yes i know these states are real and i have always known they exist. i just never hear shit from them so i always forgor they exist)#i wonder if people do that with my state (insert [REDACTED] state)
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I have fallen down the anime sports hole and landed on Eyeshield 21 and I'm so sorry I'm adopting all these kids.
(I was actually going to like. Hold off posting my silly sports anime doodles until after commissions but no I wanna share them now. It's hard out here being me who thrives off interactions and this show is like "hey what if we gave you lots of interactions and also a secret identity for MORE interactions".)
#eyeshield 21#seijuro shin#sena kobayakawa#haruto sakuraba#ichiro takami#you might look at this and go Salmon please explain why you're drawing fanart for a football anime#and i cannot actually explain#not pictured is my undying love and adoration for the Ha-Ha brothers because they're great#im only on ep28 but please i care for them so much#me watching one say that a girl is his type: OH NICE I LOVE THIS I WILL SUPPORT YOU#me watching one suffer a fear of airplanes while on an airplane: SON YOU ARE DYING PLEASE NO KEEP LIVING#i have typed so many essays on discord to two people about the emotions this anime has given me#and its such a silly anime with funky moves with funny animations for the moves#but i actually really like it ??? like yes its about hs people playing football#but the fact the main character is an underdog#joining a team of two people thus making the entire team of now three an underdog#who then continue to grow with MORE underdogs being recruited#its actually very impressive to watch the characters grow alongside sena#like they do actively show the kids interacting in various ways and its a delight#the anime is just a bunch of good boys playing a game and having a good time bettering themselves#and i say this like im an expert when im still just ep28
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So. You are telling me that France made it to semi-finale, without scoring a single goal on open play?? Won twice because of penalties and twice because of an Own Goal...
This country is a comedy
#euro 2024#france nt#france vs portugal#portugal vs france#this is ridiculous#(i still do not care about football but seeing the reaction on tumblr was funny)
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One very funny thing that has happened is that somehow along the way I… forgot to tell my husband about my Dragon Age Special Interest.
To be fair it was at its peak around Origins, so that’s AGES ago but still!
Like the past five years that we have been together. Well I was more active before that in fandom stuff, then I was just reading and playing and posting on my own from 2018-2021 while we lived apart and then I’ve kind of been less involved in fandom for the past three years generally. So uh. Oops?
#to be fair he’s had to deal with bg3 but forgotten realms is just like. something I like#it’s not the mental illness that is the amount of shit I know about thedas#but inquisition coming out legitimately tore my life apart I am going to have to be very careful and manage my damn time#I do think that this game is less exciting to me after bg3 gave me so much of what I need but also#it says something about how I compartmentalise my life that I fully forgot to share this part of myself lmao#imagine if a football fan just forgot to mention their team and one day went to every season match
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literally can’t get my mind off the match. I already obsess over poor arsenal results but this one included MY LITTLE GUY….
#if arsenal fans ever stop being made fun of for caring too much then know I’m dead#literally might take a Benadryl so I can knock the fuck out for a few hours my god#all I’ll say is it’s really fucking telling that for a good half hour nobody knew what that red was even for#and that this is two matches now where players who have maybe never? been sent off before got sent off#I try to be reasonable about refereeing decisions but these have been fucking horrific#and literally don’t even start with the whole ‘refereeing is a really hard job and it’s dangerous schtick’#it is. for non-league and lower tier refs where they’re not protected! these guys have all the backing in the world#so that they can do their JOB safely and efficiently and accurately.#and instead they take those privileges and make themselves the center and of matches. get over yourself you’ll never be a footballer#sammyaps
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is it safe to say I like ryureo more than reonagi??
#blue lock#shidou ryusei#bllk shidou#ryureo#reonagi seems so bland#I know that they genuinely do care about each other but whenever they are together football wise they fall off#I was so happy when reo was being independent and scoring goals by himself#Reonagi is the cause of reos and Nagis downfall#I don’t hate nagi but I love slandering him#I even prefer rinreo and nagiri over reonagi#reo mikage#bllk reo#rinreo#nagiri
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„Wenn man mal zurückschaut – Titel sind das eine, das ist die Belohnung, ist natürlich das, was man vorzeigen kann. Aber wenn ihr später mal aufhört und zurückblickt, sind's eigentlich die Menschen, die Momente, die bei euch hängen bleiben werden. Uns hat's 'ne Riesenfreude gemacht zu sehen, was aus dieser Mannschaft geworden ist. Wie sie zusammengewachsen ist, wie jeder an das Ziel geglaubt hat, wie ihr alles dafür getan habt. Und ich glaube, das ist ein wahnsinnig wichtiger Prozess für euch. Für jeden von euch, vor allem für die jungen Spieler. Ihr werdet das später sehen, dass diese Weltmeisterschaft euch wahnsinnig viel gebracht hat. Egal, ob das jetzt Weltmeister ist oder Dritter oder Vierter.“
Deutschland. Ein Sommermärchen (2006), dir. Sönke Wortmann
#saw a yt comment the other day like 'Ich glaube wir wollen alle einschlafen und noch mal hier aufwachen' and. yeah. tbh.#football#World Cup 2006#Deutschland ein Sommermärchen#Idk what else to tell you guys other than I can hold it together pretty well for more than 90 minutes even tho there are plenty of scenes#destined to make me highly emotional (I have an itemized list I could type out on the spot. if you even care.)#but when they arrive in Stuttgart and get to take in the view from the hotel window front#and the camera pans to Klinsi being his super joyful self excitedly pointing to the crowd going 'Die Schwaben!! Die Schwaben!'#the tears start welling up behind my eyes instantly. nothing I can do about it. all of it literally unfathomable even almost 20 years later#that was b e f o r e the third place match. after the ita loss. they had nothing to show for. yet the love was there.#a once in a lifetime experience. I am grateful I got to witness it. I am grateful this silly little docu exists.#(did you really think with all of the Sommermärchen talk I wasn't gonna fall back into this at one point this summer? lmao.#interestingly enough for it to hit me with full force I can only watch it with huge time gaps in between. so. first time since 2018)#(blink twice if you want me to talk more about gif 14🤭)#alternative caption was Merkel's 'Kann noch was Schlimmeres passieren als Dritter zu werden.' dkfkflgl
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Team ranchers Week-Oct 27: Canary in the deep dark
There once was a thriving cavern city that had the ability to jump to another world. Over time something seemed to make people sick and violent. The town above destroyed any way for people to leave, hoping to stop, whatever came through the portal, from killing them all. Only tall tales and legends remain of its destruction, a warning.
Background
Under a town there was a huge city in a cavern, the massive portal was often on. It wasn’t until a canary bird flew through that it stopped shining. They caged the bird, hoping for answers unaware that something else had entered through the portal before the golden bird. Sculk. Sculk has made its way through the portal. It started covering parts of town, seemingly appearing out of nowhere (The infected people spread it). A group of traders had entered the city but when they had suggested to get rid of the sculk as it made them feel ill. Most were violently thrown from the town, somewhere never seen again.
Once the Town above heard of this they tried to investigate, however only 2 of the 3 recon team returned. Fearing an outbreak of whatever had caused their sister city to descend, they took every tool and sealed every entrance and exit. Some affected people of the city begged to be let out, others violently tried to make their way out of the dark. But as the final entrance was sealed they were left in the deep dark nothingness, except the light blue glow of the sculk. Any survivors either starved and or took desperate measures to eat the remaining sculk. Everyone else was already one with the Sculk.
Jimmy is from the portal, he came through in his canary form trying to escape the sculk that was consuming his world. He was trapped in a cage unable to shift back. Unable to warn them of the dangers on the other side of the portal. Unable to tell them of the infection that they allowed into their world. He was trapped as they were sealed in. Someone came and picked him up. In the chaos the cage was dropped, breaking on impact. He immediately flew away from everyone and everything. (I.e. he found a hole to hide in so he could unshift safely.)
Jimmy tried to show the survivors soul fire but everyone soon died. Jimmy tried to culling the sculk back. Due to the lack of resources and him being one person he couldn’t stop the spread completely. He needed food and he needed to rest so desperately he set fire to the edges of the city before turning into his canary form one last time before he slept. There he stayed fixing the wall of fire anytime he woke up. He wouldn’t let what happened to his world happen here.
Wardens are a mashup of the people who were infected, their bodies were torn apart and their souls screaming. Wardens always try to find a way out both from the people wanting to to get out and the Sculk’s need to spread. (‘baby’ Wardens are horrifying as they are mostly just torn flesh and broken bones as the sculk hasn’t covered everything yet)
Tango is the mechanic of an expedition team that consists of Pix (The leader and Anthropologist), TFC (Miner expert), Scar (The Naturalist), VintageBeef (The Cook) and Cub who is the navigator/ cartographer.
Plot Ideas
Pix learns of a City underneath a ghost town that is surrounded with warnings about a dangerous infection that took over the city. Along with the stories of adventures going missing looking for it.
Pix got in contact with Doc, Joe, Cleo, Vintage, and TFC for either them to join or help out. Cleo told him about Cub, Cub brung on Scar and Doc suggested Tango to go with them. Cleo and Joe couldn't go on the full expedition but they would check on them and help bring them supplies. (Joe is a medic)
After 2 weeks of mining they find a cave near the main cavern. Joe and Cleo stopped by with more supplies before they breach the cavern.(Last time they ever see some of their friends)
Tango meets Jimmy first. Jimmy heard something abnormal and went to investigate, he stole a bag of chex mix. As he was flying away Tango heard a bird. Upon investigating the noise he found a yellow feather and saw a bright almost glowing canary flying above a ruined city surrounded by blue fire. (There's no way a bird could have gotten down there, there was no way it could have with no one noticing)
After they discovered the cavern their tunnel collapsed trapping them (Alot of their stuff is back there)
Cub’s hand gets cut while they inspect the cave in
They officially meet Jimmy who tells them to go back and that its dangerous to be here. After explaining their situation Jimmy tells them where it's safe, and to stay away from the sculk while they try to get out (Light is an issues down here (Jimmy has a half working redstone lamp in his ‘home’))
TFC is trying to figure out how to get the tunnel open again without it collapsing, Pix is trying to get as much information from Jimmy about the town/ trying to get a closer look. Scar is trying to get a closer look at the Sculk with cub,Tango is helping Vintage prepare dinner
Cub slipped where a fire had gone out, face planting. He and Scar laughed it off as he pushed himself up and went to go eat with everyone. (They told Jimmy and helped him relight the fire, as he explained how it worked) (They didn’t realize the cut on Cub’s had was enough for him to get infected)
After meeting Jimmy/ the tunnel cave in: some of the fires that kept the sculk in check started going out (Jimmy is extremely low on resources to restart the fires, fires go out for many reasons but this is starting to be abnormal)
Someone suggests that if they got the tunnel back open and caused a cave in to trap the sculk then Jimmy could come with them. Jimmy is very against this as more people may come and find it only for the fires to be out, causing an apocalypse.
Scar is the first one to find out Cub got infected. He had noticed something was off about him but after being trapped for a while he brushed it off. It wasn’t until after he interviewed Jimmy about the sculk (Read: Bothered Jimmy about the sculk cuz he was curious) and the fires where being put out when he realized that something may be more deeply wrong with Cub
Scar tells Jimmy about his worries and they go together to confront Cub (Telling no one smh). They find him at the edge of the city. Scar jumps towards him and asks a bunch of questions but Cub cuts him off. Cub confesses that he thinks he got infected when he fell a while ago. He tells scar he’s liked him for quite sometime. That he wishes they had said everything sooner but it's too late now. He says he loves him, he always will. With that Cub runs through a gap in the fire, into the city.
Scar yells after Cub and tries to follow him but Jimmy stops him. At this point everyone hears him and rushes over. They also help keep scar from running into the city (Jimmy couldn’t keep it up much longer)
Jimmy tries to tell him that Cub is gone.
Despite Jimmy being extremely against anyone going into the city, he’ll go look for Cub. Solidarity says he’ll see if he can see where he is and what he's doing (Some newly infected once tried to activate the portal. There's no way he could ever handle an outbreak like that. This is one of the main reasons he does go looking)
Jimmy gets injured/ attacked while looking for Cub (A Warden ‘woke up’ and heard Jimmy flying). The Pix grab him from the edge, saving him from being infected. (It's a very VERY close call) (Cub running into the city is what woke the warden up)
Pix gets infected while saving Jimmy and he discovers the soul sand under the sculk (He drops a normal torch on a patch of sculk and it turned blue. Killing the sculk around and leaving a patch of soul sand exposed)
They know they need to leave immediately, Jimmy is against leaving as the fires are going out and if they all got out, the Sculk would follow them. Vintage brings up the food situation isn’t looking good.
They try to figure out how to kill the sculk and or keep it from getting out forever
Cub isn't dead. Not fully.
More Wardens wake up. They can't pass the soul fire but they do have ranged attacks. (Jimmy's 'base' is on the opposite side of the city however it is high enough to avoid any major warden attacks)
Their only saving grace is wardens can't see, the problem is Infected Cub still can.
Pix tells TFC about his Infection. TFC Grabs Jimmy under the guise of the structure of the cave. They talked about Pix’s infection and the soul sand under the sculk.
They talk about how if they could set the city ablaze it would kill the sculk, that's when they go get Vintage, Tango, and Scar to tell them of the situation and their idea.
Tango says if they can blow up certain areas carefully then it would almost kill all the sculk. They could go in soon after and burn it by hand.
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Jimmy stays with Tango after everything
Scar moved in with Grian and Mumbo so he wasn’t alone after Cub died
Other things
Pix and TFC are old friends
Cub and scar are Roommates
Cleo and Joe almost joined but they had other commitments and couldn’t join/ They do supply runs
Doc was contracted to build machinery for the expedition
Jimmy has a very limited amount of food. He tends to sleep most of the time (Your hunger doesn't go down when you’re sleeping). He also tends to stay in one form for long periods of time as shifting takes a bit of energy. His Canary form is much more convenient to travel through the deep dark and to keep an eye out. While he mostly only uses his human/ hybrid form to relight fires
Both worlds have hybrids but only Jimmy’s world had hybridization (I.e. he wasn’t born with wing nubs)
Jimmy’s world is dead. Jimmy knows that at that point there was no way for the Sculk to have been stopped. If Jimmy had been there for a few more days, he would be dead. He knows this.
Jimmy hasn’t had a proper conversation with someone since a little before he went through the portal
Soul fire doesn't go out on its own- it needs to be punched and or water to extinguish it. (There is a huge reservoir of water above that dips down and occasionally puts out the fires)
Jimmy and Scar become really good friends after as Jimmy understands the horror of sculk and losing people to it
Jimmy stole his boots from a corpse (He's gone through a few pairs of shoes, one pair was gifted and the rest were stolen )
Tango used to be apart of a company called ‘The Boomers’. He knows his way around explosives, including how to make em
The Expedition team isn’t the first ones to find the cavern. Only about ¼ ever find the cave but very few of them leave. The first two times Jimmy didn’t find them till they were already infected. Some of them tried to escape so in a panic Jimmy pushed them into the soul fire. After that he started to look for people every time he wakes up
Art
From the initial page to my most recent for 4 am
*Not pictured the designing hell of Jimmy
#teamranchersweek#Its very late and unfinished but shhhhhh#I was just going to do a drawling but it spiraled rapidly into an AU.#Im only doing this day; I really liked this prompt#ranchers#rancher duo#convex#(They weren't supposed to be here by they invade my mind and wouldn't leave. )#TFC#Tin Foil Chef#pixlriffs#Tango Tek#jimmy solidarity#vintagebeef#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#I totally didn't forget about this like 2 times#There is no official time line. It dose happen over the course of a while tho#Jimmy has been focused on the sculk so long that hes barely even a person anymore; its only Sleep. Light the fires. Look for adventures. Sl#hermitshipping#I guess#Theres supposed to be more Ranchers at the start when they met and slowly start to have actual conversations#And how if Jimmy is near the group he tends to be near Tango#Also Jimmy is in his canary form when he gets injured#so Pix picks him up and throws him at Tango (In Pix's defense WARDEN)#Tango helps him take care of his injury in both forms. Jimmy forcibly shifts (Despite it being a terrible idea and it hurting even worse) J#(Jimmy doesn't think to ask Pix how he's doing due to his wing basically being shattered and being thrown like a football didn't help)#Canary in the dark Au#PlatAus#plat's art
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WOOOOO FOOTBALL YAY I LOVE IT WHEN THEY THROW THE BALL AND/OR RUN WITH THE BALL AND THEN RUN INTO EACH OTHER WOOOOOOOOO
Super Bowl time yippee!!
#disclaimer: I do not actually care about football or the Super Bowl#I’m just currently forced to be at my families Super Bowl party
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LETS GO SPAIN LETS GOOOOOO
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rip england, it's a shame that our football players will all be put to death for not bringing the win home
#football#uefa euro 2024#<- for note. i do not actually watch or care about the football. HOWEVER.#I like to listen to my neighbour getting loud and excited when we score a goal :3#me and cal message each other like 'so did we score?' 'yeah we just got an equaliser' 'oh so that's why the neighbour is going nuts rn'#anyway congrats spain! for those of you who were rooting for a team i hope you had a good time watching. or whatever. idk.#euro 2024
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France might have all the Stray Kids concerts and attention they want
But guess what they'll never have??
The Eurocup🥰🤭🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
#ARRRIBA ESPAÑA JODER#you don't know the pure sheer euphoria you experience as a spanish when you witness your team kicking franchute ass#or as we call them#gabachos#SPAIN BEST COUNTRY KISS MY ASS FRANCE🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦#fuck joost and fuck mbappe or however it's written#mind you i don't care about football#but when france is involved i have to get in just to pray for their downfall#i wasn't myself last night watching that#and to make it better their downfall came from a 16 year old boy thats doing his school homework and studying for exams#at.the same.time#icon#lamine yamal what a blessing you are#euro 2024#euro cup#spain#france#anti france#and fuck joost btw#carvajal is our king
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Stranger: hey what’s your favorite (American) football team?
Me: uhh, well in the NFL, it’s the Panthers, but I also have a soft spot for the Bears and the Chargers.
Stranger: oh okay-
Me: in the NCAA yk i have to go with my school, but I also lived in Clemson from 2013-2017, so they’re up there too, plus the Florida Gators are my family team
Stranger: Gotcha, so-
Me: And obviously my least favorite NCAA football teams are Alabama and LSU, but I also hate the Volunteers bc i have beef with their head coach
Stranger: uh huh-
Me: but i don’t watch enough football to really care tbh
#i don’t get to talk about football with anyone#bc the people who know football talk too specific#and all my other friends do not care#well actually i’m sure my southern friends all have Opinions#but i’m amazed by people who are just like ‘yeah blank is my favorite team’#i’m genderfluid adhd and bisexual i’ve never chosen something a day in my life
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sometimes i think about how roy's career didn't end on his own terms
sometimes i think about how that's the only way roy's career ever would've ended
#roy kent#roy was never going to just let himself retire#bc roy didn't know who he would be without football#he didn't want to be 'some bloke called roy'#so he was never going to take the step back on his own terms#there's just Something about the fact that it ended bc of a tackle on jamie#jamie who he starts to train less than two years later#jamie who he's teaching to take care of himself more than roy probably took care of himself when he was playing#bc i fully don't believe roy cut himself off from beer when he was playing#and yeah roy made the 'jamie can play i played injured all the time' comment#but i do genuinely think that if jamie said he couldn't go on roy wouldn't force him to play#meanwhile roy would force himself to play unless he literally Could Not Move like he couldn't in 1x10#roy was probably a physio's worst nightmare on the pitch#bleeding from his nose like thumbs up emoji im good don't worry
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love not having Monday classes cause I can have my little ciders and scream at my football with no Sunday scaries
#lauren rambles#my fantasy team is actually killing me rn#but that’s okay that means I can sit back and look at tumbs and think of writing ideas#even though I’m about to lose my shit over this Sunday night game#do any of you care about football#probs not#but I’m just competitive
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