#do artistic sugar daddies exist

[baladric]

fuck i have GOT to finish the pirate au with a HEFTY MARGIN before alexandra rowland’s pirate book.. oh No......,,,

[perfectlyoongi]

SUGAR-DADDY!NAMJOON who offers you flowers whenever he sees you. whenever you had a planned outing, whether it was a simple trip to the shops or dinner at a restaurant somewhere in the city, the truth is that before you left the house, you would place a bouquet with the most beautiful and colorful flowers there were. you could call Namjoon a gentleman, an old-fashioned one indeed, but that didn’t stop him from carrying out his ritual. it’s just that, secretly, Namjoon counted the time away from you through the withered petals of the flowers he offered you. without you knowing, he bought the same bouquet for himself, placing it on his kitchen counter and consulting it whenever he got home. sometimes the flowers would fade overnight and Namjoon didn’t have any plans for you – but that didn’t stop Namjoon from staying away from you. after all, you didn’t need to leave those four walls to have a good time. “i know it’s short notice, but do you want to go out to eat? we can go to that museum opening before we go home.”

SUGAR-DADDY!NAMJOON who likes to have long conversations with you all night long. talking to you was like listening to odes from the most talented poets in this world. it was incredible how your perspective on the universe was able to captivate Namjoon. you could be talking about your day, complaining about little things that made you tired of living; you could be discussing an artistic vision of the same book you were reading; you could talk about all the probabilities that existed in the stars – it didn’t matter. with you, the words flowed like the freest rivers in the world, falling in a waterfall of enthusiasm, forming a small lake of fascination in Namjoon. having you there, with you lying next to him, your head resting on his torso, your hands spraying Namjoon’s skin with the tranquility that only you could provide – there, in that moment, Namjoon swore that both of you were one poem. “tell me about your day. tell me everything you liked and tell me what you want to repeat. talk to me and tell me how your day was and how it only started to make sense when we met.”

SUGAR-DADDY!NAMJOON who has a personal chef cooking breakfast when you slept in his house. when you spent the night at Namjoon’s house, he wanted to enjoy every minute of it. as much as he enjoyed falling asleep with you in his arms, he had to confess that he felt better when the first rays of sunlight peeked through the window and welcomed you to a new day. it was at that exact moment, before the day really began and everyone went their separate ways, Namjoon truly enjoyed your company. rubbing his face against your skin, wanting some of your essence to stay trapped in him, Namjoon pressed you closer to him. for some reason, it was in you that he found the strength to get through the day. as such, every minute was precious and he would enjoy every second of it – even if he needed to hire someone to make you breakfast. “just five more minutes and i promise i’ll let you go. let me enjoy just five more minutes. that’s all i need. you are all i need.”

SUGAR-DADDY!NAMJOON who gifts you your favorite artwork. visiting museums and galleries had been a norm in your relationship. going to as many openings as you could, scouring the country and world in search of new pieces of art, you and Namjoon enjoyed each other’s presence as tornadoes of emotions and messages surrounded each smile of yours. in the vibrant colors of each painting, you and Namjoon discovered new feelings; in the forced curves of each sculpture, you and Namjoon discovered new beauties; in the tenderness of each word exchanged, you and Namjoon shared eternal moments that would forever be blessed by the most ethereal gods. and to immortalize what was already glorious, Namjoon made a point of thanking your company by offering you the paintings and sculptures that had caught your attention. “what do you mean you don’t have space in your room? i know you want to turn down the painting, but all i’m hearing is that you need a new house with more space. tuesday we can start looking at some houses.”

SUGAR-DADDY!NAMJOON who loves to give you designer clothes. sometimes, the parcels that appeared at your house were so rare that you had to turn to the internet to decode that shirt or belt. often, the parcels that appeared at your house were from a collection so recent that you felt invincible when you wore them. every time, the parcels that appeared at your house had a note written by Namjoon to remind you that, even if you didn’t ask, even if you didn’t even know, he would always take care of you. you just needed to accept it and Namjoon would give you the world. “see it as an early birthday present. you don’t have to thank or reciprocate. this coat is for you. use it when we go to lunch on saturday.”

SUGAR-DADDY!NAMJOON who makes a point of giving you a kiss when others are looking at you. Namjoon enjoyed your company, it was obvious. as such, Namjoon liked to take you to work parties or friend gatherings or really anywhere where you could show off the new outfit he had gifted you. wherever there was an event that called Namjoon, he was quick to hold your hand and take you with him without any prior notice. these nights of get-togethers seemed divine in Namjoon’s company; there was something about his laugh that tied you to the moment; the way he spoke to his acquaintances made you curious to know more about all subjects, even though he had already told that story to you; the way he looked at you, eyes bright and bathed in tenderness, erased everything that was happening around you; and the way he kissed you, slowly, softly, right on the corner of your mouth, teasing you just a little, made you wish the day would end. “patience. we haven’t greeted the birthday boy yet. i promise just one more hour and then we can go home.”

SUGAR-DADDY!NAMJOON who introduces you to everyone as his ‘special person’. e v er y   s y l l a b l e of these two words was marinated with the most intense pride in the universe; ea-ch--tim-bre of these two words was intoned with the greatest fascination of the cosmos; those two words were Namjoon’s favorite words. ‘special person’. yes, he could have said that you were his partner or even a friendship that had been going on for years; of course, but all those words were empty. and you were special. you were special to Namjoon and he wanted everyone to know that. and that’s why he introduced you with pride – how lucky he was to find someone as amazing as you; that’s why he named you with fascination – how lucky the universe is to have someone as divine as you; that was why ‘special person’ sounded so good when uttered by him – how lucky you were to be the only one blessed by the gods. “if you don’t feel comfortable, i can call you something else. but, honestly, i don’t think anything i would call you would equal the importance you have in my life.”

[astropookie]

juno signs and their specific love language pt3🦋🪷

Spy x Family

juno shows us what’s the style that functions better with you -relationships, meaningful committed partnership-, the characteristics of our ideal partner and more.

birth chart + tropical + whole sign system

take what resonates, leave what don’t 🎀 you don’t have to necessarily identify with it.

Sagittarius

how I’ll describe sag junos ideal partner: they’re telling you the truth. they put you in your place. they’re not letting you go until you open your eyes. they know they can’t control things but they’ll do everything to put a smile on you. your grin melts them. they wish you infinite joy. they won’t impose their mindset. they’ll let you be. sag juno travel between minds, social groups, countries, etc. they’re so absorbed by the unknown, they want to eat the world, they search that in a partner. first of all, they need a best friend who’s also their partner, someone who they’re NOT trying to be other person/ to only show an aspect of their person. they want to feel and be captivated by others mindset. I’m not only referring about knowledge of books and etc, I’m referring to experiences and what the other have had learned to deal with it. they’re captivated by the way their partner outcome without effort a situation that, at first sight, is seen as problematic, but the other will joke about it. it’s giving they want a sugar mommy/daddy. sag juno specific love language: they’ll put you in your place.

Scorpio

this is a more “I’ll kill and die for you” type of vibe. you want them to be your protector? how I’ll describe scorpio ideal partner: they’re so obsessed and consume by their partners. “obsessed” it’s not the correct word to describe it. they want nothing to happen to them. they want to get to know them deeply, since the beginning of their existence 😭 they want to know their traumas, they want to know why are the way they’re, the events who left a mark on their soul. EVERY DETAIL. how you feel about them, I think they consider a lot the emotions of their loved ones -partner- and how an experience/person made them feel. in conclusion, scorpio juno is needy jk THEY WANT CRAVE LOVE INTENSITY. they don’t like their partner to be superficial. they search for the meaning of “growing together as a couple”. they want to change -transform- with you, bc of you and beside you -NEED THEIR IDEAL PARTNER TO FEEL THE SAME-. scorpio juno has standards, “if you don’t have this I won’t be with you” kind of vibe. the love language of scorpio juno is staying with you no matter what or trying to make things easier, to protect your soul. ik I’m not mentioning a single and practical love language but scorpio juno is so intense I can’t 😝

Pisces

THE DELUSIONAL OF THE DELULUS. definitely gift giving or quality time love language. I imagine pisces juno in their head, spacing out, thinking about their crush and their crush is BESIDE THEM. EVERY TIME they open their eyes and leave the “best qualities of my soulmate/ideal partner” space they’re disappointed asf. I’ll describe how I think the ideal partner of pisces juno is: the incapability of setting boundaries i fear😤 PLS the handmade gifts, pictures, songs, drawings, every existing expression they can explode their artistic potential will be given to you, the chosen one. THEYRE THE DEFINITION OF EMPATHY, idc what others will say. they’ll show you parts of themselves others don’t know and don’t have the honor to enjoy. they’ll fucking accept you and take care of you generously. the things they’ll do for you comes from the bottom of their hearts. they’re so pure ☹️ but they could get lost in the idea of love, relationships. they won’t hesitate on helping you, as impulsive and incoherent as they are for who owns their heart. they literally FEEL their heart in your hands if they’re in love with you. they’re so vulnerable, you could throw away their heart AND THEY WILL LOVE YOU ANYWAYS. reminds me of a puppy eye person or an artist 😝 specific love language of pisces juno is GIVING THEIR HEART TO YOU (and they’re not deciding it, it happens) -yes, the same as their partner would bc THEY NEED TO BE RECIPROCATED- and also zoning out bc of you.

♡ Based on personal experience and I’ve analyzed in my surroundings.

♡ English is not my first language.

♡ I’m not a profesional astrologer.

Thank youu. baibaiii🫣🫶🏼💋

Do not copy. Please give me credits.

[parmahamlarrie]

Happy June! Happy pride! I read like crazy this month, so please enjoy one of the longest lists we’ve had in a while! x

sunshine, baby! || @harruandlou || 106.5k Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Friends with Benefits, College AU, Florida, Swimmer Harry, Law Student Louis, Olympics Started this to get excited for the upcoming Olympics, fell utterly in love with the masterful fic here! Truly incredible, you have to go read it right now.

The Cottage || @holdingontochaos || 70.6k Omegaverse, Strangers to Lovers, Small Towns, Artist Louis, Farmer Harry, Sick Louis, Touch Deprivation, Neighbours, Soulmate AU This one is one that will really stick with me for a while! As someone who deals with chronic illness, this really allowed a light into understanding it without any of the further stress, since this world is made up. Loved it!

where we landed || @blueskiesrry || 70.4k Exes to Lovers, Childhood Friends to Lovers, Hometowns, Teacher Louis, Kidfic, Cancer, Past Mpreg I quite literally started reading this at 11pm (rookie mistake) and didn't manage to sleep until 3am. I truly could not put it down, it's a truly compelling read!

you were in my dream || @harruandlou || 59.3k Baker Harry, Builder Louis, Fluff, Best Friend's Boyfriend's Best Friend I don't think I have enough words for how much I loved this one. Easily one of the best, nothing I would change about it. More proof that fanfic is in and of itself an act of love and the fact that we get works like this? For free? It makes me cry. I love their love and I'd love in their world forever.

Sugar, Sugar || @parmahamlarrie || 25k Sugar Baby Harry, Sugar Daddy Louis, Soulmate AU, Age Difference

Peeping || @jacaranda-bloom || 16.5k Strangers to Lovers, Housemates, New Years Eve, Oblivious Idiots, Wanker's Day Dee has a way of writing exactly what I need when I need it! She has been so missed, so give this a read and send some love! x

The Checkout || @silverstuff50 || 12.2k Omegaverse, Alpha Louis, Omega Harry, Awkward Flirting, Fluff

you're the one that I'm dreamin' of (you're the one that I love) || @suckerforhome || 11.7k Omegaverse, Non-Traditional Dynamics, Famous/Non Famous, Musician Harry, Make Up Artist Louis, Exes to Lovers (ish)

Where Do We Go Now || @jaerie || 10.6k Omegaverse, Alpha Harry, Omega Louis, College Au, Roommates to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Human World I had never considered Alphas having sex with humans and this has really made me think about it! Very well done, of course, and a great little story.

Half a World Away || @silverstuff50 || 9.8k Omegaverse, Alpha Louis, Omega Harry, Enemies/Friends to Lovers, Heat, Hiking

Undo This Privacy || little_obelia || 9.5k Girl Direction, Established Relationship, Watersports, Fluff

vitamin || cabinbythesea || 6.5k Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Fluff and Smut

Take My Hand, Dumbass || @londonfoginacup || 5.9k Omegaverse, Alpha Harry, Omega Louis, Roommates AU, College AU, Enemies to Lovers This became a new favourite of mine from @londonfoginacup! The humour was great, tension fantastic, and the ending was just fun!

Body Stay Vicious || @letthemusicmoveyou28 || 5.3k Strangers to Lovers, Meet-Cute, Gym AU, Light D/S, Wanker's Day

In an octopus's garden with you || louisismycat || 4.6k Omegaverse, Alpha Harry, Omega Louis, Established Relationship, Autistic Harry, Fluff & Comfort This was one of the best reads I've read in ages. A great reminder that love exists.

Louis and the no good, very bad day || @haztobegood || 4.5k Soulmate AU, Crack, Oblivious Idiots, Wanker's Day This was SO good! I love being able to read soulmate sillies!

U-Pop Truck Stop || @kingsofeverything || 4.1k American AU, Truckers, Shower Sex, Poppers

Wordplay 2023: there his charming nest doth lay || @bottomhaztoplou || 3.8k Omegaverse, Established Relationship, Nesting, Domestic Fluff

Come On and Rescue Me || @kingsofeverything || 3.3k Neighbours, Older Louis, Age Difference, Instagram, Wanker's Day

Slippery When Wet || @uhoh-but-yeah-alright || 3.4k Girl Direction, Zourry Roommates, Wanker's Day This one is so iconic, I'm obsessed.

(on the edge until) you pull me in || @zjofierose || 3.1k Famous/Non Famous, Age Difference, Single Dad Louis, Wanker's Day

I'll Still Feel the Same Around You || @crinkle-eyed-boo || 2.4k Married H&L, Older H&L, Insomnia, Wanker's Day

Irrumabo || @londonfoginacup || 2.2k Plane Ride, Sex Pollen, Established Relationship, Wanker's Day

You've Got A Friend In Me || @red-pandaaa || 2.1k Established Relationship, Phone Sex, D/S, Wanker's Day

I taste your sugar, you swallow my salt || @bottomhaztoplou || 1.4k Omegaverse, Alpha Louis, Omega Harry, Intersex Omegas, Heat/Rut, Historical, Wanker's Day

[apoptoses]

JESS i’m having louis/armand/daniel brain rot again, i wanna know your thoughts 🥺 specifically like, are there any things that armand and daniel enjoyed during their DM years that you think they might pick back up with louis at trinity gate? i feel like in my head, daniel is always kind of the third wheel (at trinity gate, at least), but i’m really fascinated by the idea of LOUIS being the one to step into their world for a change

oh man oh man, I LOVE this question!! and i have so many thoughts!!

Movies: we know Louis watches movies from how he kept showing up at Lestat's in body thief to stare at his tv lol But I think Armand and Daniel have so many inside jokes from all of the weirdo movies they used to watch, or quotes that they repeat and Louis doesn't get it. So I think they'd really enjoy sitting him down and subjecting him to the Worst Hits of Armand's Movie Phase.

And Daniel especially would enjoy the validation that some of these are fuckin terrible films LOL They could mind gift back and forth about how insipid Louis finds the plot until Daniel is sitting there choking back laughter because finally, someone who agrees Time Bandits isn't that funny.

Video Games: I don't mean modern console games, I mean like classic arcade games and pinball machines. Which Armand probably has a whole room of them in the basement somewhere, lovingly restored and in perfect condition. And I think Louis would be a little hesitant- he seems like the type who acts 'above' certain things just because if he tries it and sucks at it he'll feel humiliated. But even he can't resist the siren call of PacMan and eventually he's knocked them both down on the scoreboard and taken the top spot.

(Also they like to go out a lot so sometimes they end up at like, Dave n Busters LOL Which is far more contentious because ugh, it's noisy and tacky and smells like that radioactive 'cheese' mortals cover their nachos with. But your jock!Louis headcanons have bewitched me and I think they could soothe him by getting him to shoot hoops on the basketball game)

Going Out-Out: Louis is such a homebody when left to his own devices and now that they've got Trinity Gate, home to whatever vampires want to stop by, what's the point in spending time among mortals?

So they'd ease him in with some random one-off classes ("Come, Louis, we've an appointment to learn to make fresh pasta tonight" "Yeah, I know, what's the point when we don't eat, just don't argue with him, it'll be fun" And you know what? It is). And then they'd take him to random stuff from the meetup app (or not so random, because both of them know Louis wouldn't be able to resist debating strangers at a weekly book club).

And then they're back to running around strange apartment buildings to meet up and coming artists, and accepting invites to follow their classmates down to a local bar, and crashing the sets of night shoots around New York. It goes better when it's the three of them because when someone is over it and ready to go home there's no obligation to stay and keep their partner company. No pressure to do anything but enjoy existing together out in the world for a few hours.

Special mentions:

board games (the more obscure the better)

travel (this time Louis and Daniel are more mentally present lol)

letting armand play sugar daddy and picking their outfits for the ballet (which leads to some altercations that have armand feeling like that post about 'help my subs have unionized')

weird 70s/80s craft nights (louis ends up gifting his tie dye shirt to lestat, armand and daniel send theirs to marius)

'treasure hunting' aka scamming the wealthy out of their art collections (louis doesn't care about the value, he does however feel some righteous indignation over important historical pieces being kept in vaults as some tech bro's 'investment'; daniel is just happy to finally understand how armand does it, and take part in it himself)

abusing kitchen gadgets (doesn't matter who you are, playing 'will it blend' can catch the fascination of even the most arrogant, erudite vampires)

[crazyunsexycool]

Sugar is out on mission, so Bucky picks Henry and Lottie from school!

Lottie is hopping and giggling and hands inter twined with Tommy.

Lottie - Daddy look what I made *shows her drawing of her family*

Tommy - Mr.Bucky look what I made *that's Lottie and me getting married*

What would Bucky's reaction be🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahaha let this man’s heart have some rest!!!

School pick up

Warning: Tommy existing, Bucky’s blood pressure going up…

Most of the time you were the one to pick up the kids from school. Today was an exception. You were needed on a mission and it became Bucky’s responsibility to pick the kids up. He didn’t always have the chance to do this so he was more than happy to strap Peanut in their car seat to pick up the older two Barnes kids.

Henry was the first to be let out of school. Now it was just a matter of Bucky picking up his Doll. There was a line of other parents at the elementary school waiting for their kids as well. Bucky stood beside the car and scanned the door of the school once kids started pouring out.

“Daddy!” Bucky heard Lottie’s unmistakable voice ringing over all the other noise. “Hi daddy.”

“Hi doll.” He waved and smiled to her as she pushed her way through the crowd.

The smile quickly dropped from his face when he saw Lottie holding hands with Tommy. She was pulling him along with her. They skipped along happily until they stopped right in front of him.

“Hi daddy. I missed you.”

“I missed you too, Doll. That’s why I came to pick you up.” Bucky picked Lottie up and accepted a kiss on the cheek from her.

“Hi Mr. Bucky.”

“Thomas.” Bucky said curtly.

“Daddy can I show you my drawing?”

“Of course.”

Lottie smiles big while Henry moves to hang out of the open car window. Tommy waves at him and he waves back but mostly Henry’s expression mirrors his father’s.

“Wook it. It’s us.” Lottie holds up her artwork . It’s a picture of the family and alpine. You’re all at the beach smiling and having fun.

“Wow this is amazing. This is definitely going on the fridge.”

Lottie beamed at her father.

“I made a drawing too Mr. Bucky. Wanna see it?” Tommy says while already digging through his backpack that was too big for him. “Look.”

Bucky stared down at the piece of paper and his blood boils. He can literally feel his blood pressure rising. There in the drawing is Tommy in a suit and bow tie holding hands with Lottie. He drew her hair up in a bun and a white dress. She’s holding flowers in one hand while the other is joined with his. If that wasn’t enough there were hearts all around them and the words Lottie and Tommy forever on the top.

“Miss Daisy helped me write our names. Do you think my mom will put it up on our fridge?”

“Yeah it’s so nice.” Lottie replies.

“We have to go Doll. Say goodbye to Thomas.”

“Bye Tommy.”

“Bye Lottie.” They hug and Bucky has to hold himself back.

“Alright let’s go Doll.” He opens the door for her and helps with her seat belt. She’s immediately distracted by Peanut.

They drive silently all the way home. By the time they’re hopping out of the car you walk out of the front door. You can see Bucky’s seething and want to laugh already. Before you can ask you welcome the kids with hugs and kisses.

“What happened?” You say as the kids walk inside.

“He drew a picture of them.”

“Aw that’s so sweet. He always draws something very nice, Tommy is quite the little artist.”

“He drew them on their wedding day and on top of the page it said Lottie and Tommy forever. Their teacher helped him write it. I’m going to call the school to complain.”

“Complain about what? The teacher doing her job?” You say with a laugh while you follow him in.

“For allowing this kid to lie to my girl.”

“How is he lying?” You ask.

“He’s not gonna live long enough for forever.” Bucky says pissed off.

“Well they don’t know that.”

“I’m not gonna let him live long enough.”

Now you’re standing there laughing at him. You lean up and kiss his cheek.

“You’re ridiculous. Stop threatening the life of a kindergartener and start accepting the fact that one day Charlotte will fall in love.”

“No she won’t. I’ll stop it before it happens.” Bucky sports his usual pout.

You roll your eyes and start walking away. “What you should be doing is thinking about what song you want to dance to at her wedding when she becomes Mrs. Tommy Anderson.”

“Not funny.” He yells as you start laughing.

[eldritch-spouse]

Okay so we know almost all the red flags in your boys, but what are so green flags in them?

Like, what some of your ocs will say to their darling to convince them *THEY* are the ultimate choice and ect?

[GREEN FLAGS? PFFT- OKAY. IF YOU SQUINT.]

Why you should date these losers!

Morell

He can cook so well!;

Great hunter;

B I G .

Santi

Juiciest tits in town;

Wholesome deep down;

Sugar daddy material.

Grimbly

Cute enough to give you diabetes;

Will make your enemies cry;

Heeheehoohoo he sleeps upside down like a bat.

Gallon

Mysterious drama whore vibes;

For the living latex enthusiasts;

Knows his drinks better than anyone else.

Nebul

Astrology bitch, but for real;

Loves animals;

Thick ass.

Vinnel

Funny;

Thee wanteth the jestussy;

You can hold him like a balloon while he floats.

Patches

Meow meow nerd man;

His ability to cum in his pants from a couple of touches alone will flatter you;

Two for one, you also get a gremlin horse-loving boyfriend!

Fank-e

*Slaps Fank-e's top* This bad boy can fit so many illicit substances in his storage space;

L0L R4ND0M XDDD R4WR :333 T4C05;

Rainbow dong, glow in the dark robussy, whatever you want.

Belo

This one's for the peeps in the back with religious guilt;

Can lift you into flight;

Usually very obedient.

Sybastian

Pick a shape!;

Amazing dad material;

Oral game on point.

Krulu

Godfucker privileges;

Everyone fears you;

Dominion over The Clergy.

Miara

Ultimate dommy mommy;

Usually a very bright soul;

Breederism, you say?

Breg

So dedicated. He's trying his best;

Heeheehaha dark mode;

Gee Billy, two willies?!

Fasma

Old wise soul. Sort of;

Alcohol and smokes always available;

Kind of like a living stim toy.

Ludwig

Jack of all trades, master of none;

Very chill for a wrath demon;

Living heater boyfriend.

Obie

Will eat your cooking no matter how terrible;

Will never judge the state of disarray your house is in;

Obscure musician.

Mervin

Devoted, but subtly;

Will get you nothing but the best ever, if you're mistreated he will go into Karen-tier fits;

Shags

Goth-ish.

Katia

MILF;

You get three platonic stepson yanderes;

This woman is so wholesome it hurts.

Very artistic and creative;

Knows mothman;

Cottagecore boyfriend.

Rinx

THE sugar daddy;

Big ole hands to finger grab you with;

Has a pile of riches he sleeps on like a dragon.

Zizz

Comfiest boyfriend;

You don't have to do anything, just exist next to him;

You have joint custody of 300 plushies.

Vesper

CEO OF SEX;

Everyone wants to fuck you so bad oh my God-;

Three schlongs and heart nipples.

Lacai

Short king;

Bug Man McGee;

Idk he's got Tumblr pretty boy charm, you guys like him a lot.

Ivani

Can do the goblin shark jaw extension;

Have you ever seen a shark with tits? Huh?;

Very easy to satisfy, just get her hot dogs.

Colmei

Limitless supply of honey cum;

You're treated like a bee Queen;

Heehee cute buzzing.

Adelo

Rule over angels;

Silly man;

Chad won the eye number lottery.

Adrul

You can ride his back!;

Serious but sweet;

Hell fears you.

[bedoballoons]

Dating Kenna HC'S/Drabbles

Special order for Bedo >:D

Sorry i couldn't wait tomorrow(i have exams tomorrow), this made me realize how fast i am at writing headcanon's

Includes a few reader tropes

A lot people think he would be a really affectionate person still I can tell that he's a red flag, I just can't prove it red means ily

Like he's literally married to his Nintendo switch??

But we like being delusional

Anyway remember that one episode where he was eating a banana and said "is it wrong to do something for your friends!?" Or something like that, he would try to show gesture

Such as holding, small pecks

I bet when he kissed you on the check for the first time you were questioning if it was a lick or peck

I think he would have knowledge of things about dating from his rpg games or whatever

Every time he does something you don't like, he starts to wonder what was wrong in the thing he did

Clueless baby, protec him at all cost

He's a fast learner tho!

Y'all would have dates at cat cafes

One chance please

I can be a housewife

Cook at 9

Clean house at 11

Reall 💯🤭

He's rich tho?

Bro owns a company from just sitting at home/jk

Let's say that you're the boys volleyball clubs manager

Yamamoto would receive death glares from him instead of passes

Same goes to kuroo

Let's add Lev too

Leave him alone 😭✋

You're cool with others

I can imagine a small scenerio about how Lev was admiring you after practice, the way you were good at catching where the ball was thrown at or simply if you ever compliment his skills(do they exist?), kenma would pop out from no where to yank you away and leave that lamp post alone

What abt artist s/o for him

Cuz i like gamer x artist trope

Draw his fav fictional characters <33 (he's one himself)

İ actually think he would adore your drawings cuz like this guy is a gamer and gamers would get artists easily (real life experience)

You have a messy art style? He would understand it

Easy

An childhood friend trope?

There is no way you are not the manager of the boys volleyball team or a member of the team.

Kuroo would have already write your name to the club as a member or manager.

But this ain't about him

Since you also know kenma from childhood you probably also warned him about his health and you're caring abt him

İ still wonder how his eyesight is alright

But you gotta be interesting

Like the way he looks at his childhood friend(talkin abt kuroo) and the way he looks at Hinata

He wants to beat hinata in volleyball tho

İf you're a volleyball player you can force him into training with you

İ can imagine him with a taller s/o

İt would be cute but his teammate's would teasing him a lot

Especially the trio again (Kuroo, Lev, Yamamoto)

Yaku would understand him

Bedo do we stan short boys in this household?

But there's no way this guy is not popular in class, i mean he might hate it but he probably doesn't knows he is popular

Just look at how pretty he is

İ can talk about him till i die

Anyway husband kenma tho 🤭🤭

Once again im saying this

He's rich

He's your sugar daddy and you're his goof ball

Frfr

He's lazy so even if you work you gotta be a housewife/husband

Someone needs to take care of that lazy af ass

Remind him to eat/drink!! Feed the baby

Baby fever tho

İ can say he wouldn't be ready for one still he would accept it

Just one tho, y'all ain't having more than one

Y'all would already have cats as pets

Y'all would visit Hinata a lot

He adores that sunshine

İf you do too

🤝

Adopt Hinata

Or kidnapp him

This ain't about Hinata too

He's a sweatshirt, hoodie guy

Steal them

I can imagine a arcade date or simply stargazing for this guy's b-day

His love language is anything expect gift giving

He tends to be confused about what to give you as a gift.

But if you're a gamer like him

Then it's easier then changing socks for him

Probably knows you're preference of game genre

And is the best person you could ask about gaming

Helpw i don't even have a long post like this in my acc y'all don't identify me plz 🫶🫶

I hope you enjoyed the small hc's!!

İ still have to write him a birthday scenerio

Fun facts:

You were actually one of the people who inspired me, made me have a interest in writing

I'm a kenma kinnie irl!! Switching personalitys irl

-💤

OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT!! IM BLUSHED AND SO UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY!!!

EEEEE THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I LOVE IT OH MY GOODNESS I CANT!!!

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Yes we definitely stan short bois here ;)

I can't believe I inspired you, you literally made me tear up!! Please continue writing because you are absolutely amazing at it and you should literally share this with everyone!!!

Kenma is such a sweet baby I love him!!

THANK YOU AGAIN!!!

[wolffallsintodanmeihell]

this is so fucking dumb so I'm not posting it on my twt but like I'm watching this dude do a review of the three cars movies cause i was eating dinner and as i was watching i realized that my ass has associated the cars movies with this one artist on tiktok (ayopossum) who draws humanized cars and doclight to an extent that i deadass forgot that lightning mcqueen and doc hudson aren't mlm and dating each other and that lightning isn't later grieving his sugar daddy husband coach's passing cause i have not watched this movie since like idk middle school?? I didn't even watch cars 3 💀💀💀 i only ever am reminded of this movie from their art. i deadass sat here and realized i completely forgot sally existed and was lightning's girlfriend and i feel so fucking dumb rn help me 💀💀💀💀💀

[thecutiecollective]

Happy New Year!!

to all, and to all specifically who still remember Tumblr exists and for whatever reason decide to keep using it, and more specifically to those who remember Tumblr exists, still use it, and frequently visit my blog!

I will be resuming service as of January 1st with a slightly reduced post count, but the same high quality content. I will consider increasing my post count in the future if I can find the time. In case you weren’t aware, blogging is obscenely time consuming.

I will now be making 10 posts per day (give or take some extra) and introducing 1 new model per day. For the time being I will not be differentiating between Caucasian/Other and Asian models, it will be a mixed bag. Based on numbers alone it will continue to be primarily Caucasian models. I will be posting 8 Swimsuit/Lingerie images between 8:30 and Midnight on days when I have accumulated enough.

Tomorrow I will introduce a new Goddess to start the year off. Lets get her lots of reblogs!

As usual, any post I make containing one 🖤💚🤍❤️💗💜🧡 is an image I really like, and any containing two hearts is one I love, usually a goddess or ultimate legendary super cutie, but sometimes just a really great photo. Keep your eyes peeled for hearts.

My DMs are always open, but I don’t want anything you’re selling, assume I am not into any of your kinks, I have no interest in trading photos with you, I am not interested in a sugar daddy, I don’t want your submissions, and no, I do not want images of your wife/girlfriend/sister/daughter/neighbor. I’m always happy to help my followers find models you might like. If you have any questions about how to navigate my blog, etc, feel free to ask. 

This blog serves to introduce Photographers, Agencies, Makeup Artists and fans to models, actresses, musicians and internet personalities that they might like to work with in a professional capacity or simply follow on social media. Please do NOT contact any models if you are not a professional in the industry.

Thank you for your patronage. Enjoy the new year!

[lettersfromleslie]

THE MUSK OF THE BUSK / L'ART ET L'ARTISTE / THE BOSS IN THE TROLLEYLOT

Heyo! How's life?

The seasons continue their dizzy pinwhirl. Summer is slowly swellin & the spring was an outrageous bloom here in the Pacific Northwest, especially in Magnolia, our incongruously bougie neighborhood in Seattle. Here the good Magnolians cultivate cascading symphonies of daffodils, bluebells, cherryblossoms, rhodondendrons, magnolias naturally, fragrant bushes of rosemary & lavender, great tufts of wild fennel, and many other sprinkles of delite amongst their finely sculpted blobs of topiary. Many days the only people you see on foot are the landscapers tending this grand spectacle - blessed fortunate fancy neighborhood.

Little do these good people know that amongst them, in their very zip code - in that scary ole house, one of the last rentals remaining in this corner of the neighborhood - lives a busker. What horrors they might shiver if they knew. Tis true, and for over a decade now I've been grubbing at this life, bottomfeeding the rivers of commerce, muskily busking wherever that rare beast the American on Foot can be found. When I say hidy to my neighbors it may well be that only hours before I was yodeling in train stations for pennies n bux like any bum. Imagine!

I've had many questions about it over the years, and for years now I've been meaning to write something about The Lifestyle, but I never got around to it somehow. As it happens I'll be playing at two busker-themed events this summer - June 15th at Buskarama in Seattle and July 14th at the annual New York City Buskerball - so if there was ever a time, eh?

Let's start with the Q&A.

Can you really make a living at it? Aye. Do you?? I have at many points. Currently it's a mix of busking, album sales, venue shows, streaming, Patreon, etc. Sure you don't have a trust fund? O ye of little faith. Do you need a permit? Depends, usually helps, but anyway, it tends to be easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. What's it like to Be a Busker? I don't think I've ever met anyone who thinks of themselves as purely a Busker. Aside from out & out bums, most people you'll see playing in public have other avenues of performing & creating outside of busking. Isn't it scary? Not once you realize how completely you'll be ignored if you aren't connecting. Hey, you're not bad, why aren't you playing clubs instead of on the street?

This is the one I wanna dig into. First, & hopefully this goes without saying, both are on the menu. But what you get out of this, you don't get in any club. Busking is public art in its most ancient, elemental form, a type of performance that has existed since before recorded music, pop culture, mass media, or social media. It's the most direct route your art can take: you go to the public square and trade feelins for cash. It's taking part in a tradition that's barely changed over thousands of years. Show me any living culture and I'll show you the buskers. Pity the ignorant bastard who thinks there's anything wrong with it. There are plenty of terrible buskers, tis true, because of the simple fact that there's no barrier for entry. The good and the terrible share the same stage, and the crowd has to actually decide for themselves what is worth supporting. For someone to be performing in public says nothing about them or their work other than that they've decided to give it a go.

What's more - and this is really the relevant point for our moment in time: up to a certain level it pays better than the clubs. It allows you skip the day job. I'm convinced that busking is the last, best way for non-famous musicians to make a living with live performances in this most strange & dissociative of centuries. And I mean without fishing for grants, without money from daddy, without royalties from a TV thing you did years ago, without a sugar partner, without a day job, without an OnlyFans. Some romantic souls might still carry the image of the Passionate Misunderstood Artiste scraping rent for their garret apartment with weekend gigs in lowlit clubs & cocktails on the piano lid… or the band of roving roadsouls keeping the lights on by dragging their hearts & their van thru cactus deserts playing beerjoints and college campuses (granted, this can still work if they're living in the van & have friends' floors to crash on)… But realistically, these artists need to have day jobs now, or at least their housing covered. Occasional gigs don't pay the bills in big cities and tours don't make enough money to sustain both the tours and the home expenses for those on the road unless a certain threshold of fame has been broken… The squeeze is on, we all kno it… But as I say, there's a way: Go Busk. If you're able to achieve communion, the universe will provide you with your living expenses. Go out five or six days a week, play two or three hours a day, get what gigs you can… Take it from this ole wreck, it can be done.

This secret is known only to a select few. It's really a humdinger. What's more, if you manage to get into a good flow - well, you may not be the moneyrealm of a dentist, or a law clerk, but you can beat your local barista for pay & perks, and on certain big days you may do as well as a reasonably good-looking stripper. You'll have absolutely no security, tis true, but on the other hand your potential for serendipity is thru the roof. Gig offers. Strange gifts & talismans, drawings, poems. Old people telling you about their bad young days on the road. Rich kid mega-tips. It's a gambler's rush. You hit a bad streak and you question everything, your appearance, your chops, kids these days, the economy, the zeitgeist. You hit a good streak and it's cloud nine, seamlessness, pure flow. Amazing things can happen. Scarlet Rivera played violin on my last album, for God's sake. The proof is in the lacquer. All of it thru busking. Inserting yourself into a place where people congregate and seeing what happens when you do so loudly & with feelins.

The catch is that it does tend to take an openhearted soul to receive what happens to them by accident with the same sprit as what they seek out deliberately. When someone chooses to go to a concert, especially a big one, it's the high point of a longer relationship with that performer's work: discovering it, likely happening across it a few times, slowly starting to choose to listen to it, learning the lyrics, forming a bond… 20 years after you heard him in college Bruce Springsteen announces a tour date in your town, you spring for tickets, whew, got em, figure out time - take off work, call a babysitter fer god's sake - find parking - stand in line - by the time the curtain goes up, there is a profound anticipation hanging: Was it Worth It? Are We Gonna Get It? Will the Art Give Me Feelins?

This communal longing and openness is the perfect blank canvas for any performer worth their salt. An audience that's focused, invested, with nowhere to go, with a set intention to stay for the duration of the performance.

Now take that all away. It's a busy street. The people are distracted, engaged, going in different directions, with no intention of stopping. There's Bruce Springsteen, but you've never heard of him, no one has. He's banging on his guitar outside the supermarket singing Born in the USA. Sounds good, but your little ones need their potatoes and mustard greens, your phone is ringing, your hair is exploding, no one's stopping, nothing is planned, and this whole vibe is making the guy seem kinda needy, a lil imposing in fact. But no, he does sound pretty good, so he gets a dollar as you pass thru the sliding doors and start to scan for the turnip aisle.

There's yer two extremes. I don't play outside of supermarkets, on the whole I try and catch people where they're at least likely to be relaxed and receptive. Parks, latenight train stations in nightlife areas, outdoor markets, tourist attractions (altho tourists often tend to be so overwhelmed with things that they're as hard to get thru to as any worker on the clock). But even so, it's a fishing expedition. Most people who pass will be elsewhere in their minds, and you'll miss hundreds who might have connected in different circumstances. It's normal. I don't often change course myself. I've passed by many things that looked enormously engaging. You gotta.

Which makes me feel all the more grateful for every person who stopped for even a moment, dropped a dollar or two. To them (you, most likely) I say bless you, you rare beast, you had your antennae out, you let the world speak to you. Those that changed plans, missed trains, brought out picnic blankets, reached out and wrote - you are a miracle, you were really listening.

This is one of the things that makes busking interesting. It's all so very ephemeral. You can play the best set of your life and be completely ignored. You can also be a hungover mess making a bleary fool of yourself because rent's due, and for whatever strange flukey reason the dollars may rain. Signals between strangers tend to be very garbled. But when it clicks - when what is sent out is received perfectly - when communion is achieved - when someone gets it - that's really something. And I think that might be about as rare in Tompkins Square Park as it is in Madison Square Garden, when you look beyond the notion of spectacle to the notion of meaning being transferred.

Which, granted, is only touching on parts of what gives art its power. Performances depend on their context as much or more as they do on the message itself. What a Wonderful World played over Vietnam war footage. I Did It My Way sung by Sid Vicious. It's all a weird miasma, a complicated and extremely social blend of communion and communication… the creator's skill is what we tend to focus on, aye, but more than that it's the place & time, the cultural context, the memories & associations the performer draws on, the flavor & intent it's drawn with, their social standing & authority (or lack thereof), the moment they were there for and spoke for, and also who was there to hear it spoken, and who said it was Great. All subjective. All extremely emotional. All tied in with stories. Who is Van Gogh or Nick Drake without early death & lack of recognition in life? And who is Taylor Swift without fame, without her cult? We have to concede that the song by itself is only a vessel, as is the singer. Vessels for us to pour our feelins in. Beauty isn't objective, thank God, & art communion is a societal ritual- would we have it elsewise?

(Which is why the idea that AI could replace artists is about as meaningless as the idea that AI could replace love.)

When you busk, you can't count as much on context. You know that every day what you give is what you get. The people who stop and listen didn't do it beacuse of the production value of your album or because they heard you on the radio in high school or because someone they're in love with was wearing your band tshirt. They're just there, and so were you, yodelin. Every day you gotta manage that! And then maybe as time goes on you can make yourself part of a context. Your songs become people's memories. You presence starts to thread itself into the great spiderweb. Parts of you go walking off on their own.

To live in this way means existing in a state of communion with the place you live in. Every day you send out energy and the stuff of sustenance flows back. Life sustains itself on thin air. And that's a beautiful thing. Here I am in this creaky wooden house by the sea, cat, gal, piano, guitars, living at the end of the land… Lucky me!

And I was mostly kidding about the Magnolians earlier. This is about the most busker-friendly town I've ever been in, and I'm sure my neighbors would be glad to have me even if they knew of my buskin ways, especially if they could see certain snapshots, if they could peep thru the curtains … even moreso if they heard the nice things Important People have said about me over the years, all the lil milestones along this janky & ephemeral trip … But at the train station, would they listen? Would they stop? Rare souls, those who do! Bless you!!!

[the-active-news]

Are Zayn and Selena D@ting? Love in the Spotlight

The two biggest talents in the music industry, Zayn Malik and Selena Gomez, have been the subject of d@ting rumors in both the music and celebrity worlds. Very skilled and good-looking, fans and tabloids alike are asking if the allegations are genuine and if these two artists are d@ting. Are Zayn and Selena D@ting? Come with me as I delve into the nitty-gritty of this rumored celebrity couple.

Are Zayn and Selena D@ting?

The former One Direction singer was most recently publicly linked to Gigi Hadid, whom Selena Gomez joked about d@ting earlier this month. Do Zayn Malik and Selena Gomez go out together?  The two music artists, both 30, have been linked after being seen having dinner together in New York. Selena Gomez and Zayn Malik spark romance rumors after alleged NYC dinner date. TikTok user @klarissa.mpeg shared a conversation with a friend who claimed to have been the hostess during the couple's dinner at an unidentified restaurant in the city, and the conversation quickly went viral. She went on to explain that she and her friend both work at restaurants frequented by celebrities, and she then showed a snapshot of a text message in which her friend said, "Tell me how Selena Gomez and Zayn just walked into hand in hand making out and I seated them." You can view Pop Hive's tweet confirming Selena Gomez and Zayn Malik's relationship status down below: Selena Gomez and Zayn Malik are officially d@ting. pic.twitter.com/NYSgIyLmwv — Pop Hive (@thepophive) March 26, 2023 When reached for comment by PEOPLE, representatives for Gomez and Malik were silent. A few weeks before the dinner, Gomez's fans on Twitter saw that Malik had followed back Her on Zyan Malik's Instagram. (She is also one of the "Pillowtalk" singer's 18 followed accounts.) Gomez's response to a fan's question on which One Direction member she'd like to kiss on a red carpet in the early 2010s has also gone viral. "Oh no," the "Lose You to Love Me" singer answers before quickly replying, "Zayn," with a giggle.

In January, the Only Murders in the Building actress and Drew Taggart of the Chainsmokers were spotted at a bowling alley together, sparking d@ting rumors. But, she quickly ended d@ting speculation by deleting an Instagram post where she said she was single. Gomez made light of her single state earlier this month with a TikTok video in which she lip-synced to the following audio:  "I hate it when girls are like, 'Oh my God, my crush doesn't even know that I exist.' Like girl, my crush doesn't even exist!" You can learn more about the romantic lives of other famous people by clicking the links above. - James Bergener Net Worth: Sugar Daddy D@ting How Did Noella Bergener Meet Her Ex-husband - Thomas Ian Nicholas Net Worth: Who Is He D@ting Currently? The video accompanied the message "Still out here lookin for him lol." from Rare Beauty's creator. Nevertheless, since breaking up with model Gigi Hadid in October 2021, Malik has not been publicly linked to anybody else. Khai, the couple's 2-year-old daughter, was first reported to be a member of the same family in 2015. I hope your answers to "Are Zayn and Selena D@ting?" prove accurate. If you're interested in learning more about other celebrities' personal lives and love partnerships, add Theactivenews.com to your favorites. Read the full article

[mr-voorhees-husband]

Some Penguin headcanons, plez papa ;w;

YEAHHHHHHHHH

I love you so much ;w;

I'll assume you meant Gotham penguin, if not tho, just tell me and I'll write some other ones!! I was so excited I wrote these out within 30 minutes so if there's any mistakes or typos i apologize

Warnings: fluff, self image issues, soft crap, some nsfw topics

Reader: Gender neutral, a thug/criminal

look at this cute mf. god do i wanna top him

General Penguin Hcs

He gives me very big gay vibes.. I haven't watch the later seasons, but I know he and Riddler have tension in the show. Personally though, I don't think Riddler ever liked him in a romantic light.

He's a surprisingly good cook, even if he doesn't cook for himself a lot. His mother taught him all she knew, and he makes an effort to cook at least 5 times a week and make one of her recipes.

Despite his big strong scary persona, he's very soft at heart. Ozzie gives me very big 'rock hard shell, cloud soft insides' you get on his good side and you'd have to do something really fucked up to get off of it.

He and Viktor are good friends outside of the whole 'mob' business. They both understand eachother surprisingly well, and Viktor really does enjoy Ozzie's company.

Ozzie knows french, russain, Hungarian, and some german. He learned them mainly when he was younger, so he's only really able to speak Hungarian with complete accuracy anymore. Despite that he does try to practice his french occasionally.

He has horrendous handwritting, especially growing up. He never cared to make it look pretty, and it wasn't until he became the Penguin did he really start making an effort. If you see his usual handwriting, it's hard to read, and it usually means he wrote it while he was excited or nervous.

Romantic Penguin Hcs

Your relationship varies depending on when you two got together.

If you got together before he made a name for himself, he'd be a lot more dependent on you. You're the love of his life, gold to his silver, Icing on his cake. Without you he doesn't think penguin would even exist.

The problem would come in if you got together after his mother's death. He would be (reasonably) suspicious of you. He wouldn't believe you actually wanted to date him for him, you probably just wanted power, money, or to kill someone close to him. In all honesty, if you had the guts too, the first time you asked him out you'd be met with a knife to neck.

Be patient with him. Ozzie is a sweetheart, he's just scared. Let him understand you love him for him, not his persona. You don't care about power, money, or anything like that. Compliment the way he talks, his looks, his confidence. Don't talk about his money or power, not until you've been dating for a while.

When its just you two, he's as sweet as candy. Despite not being able to walk the best, he's willing to get up and get anything for you (if it's before he has butlers and body guards, than he'd just make them get it). When Oswald falls in love, he falls in love hard.

Some nights are difficult on his knee. If you offer to massage it for him, understand that the next day will be spent doing whatever you want. He adores that you love every part of him, even the part that got him his name.

Speaking of his name, especially if you were dating before he was a criminal, he'd prefer you not call him penguin. It isn't that he dislikes the name now, he loves it, but you're not the penguin's lover. You're Oswald Cobblepot's love. You're his soon-to-be spouse. Penguin has nothing to do with that.

Though, he does unironically do penguin like things at times. He'll bring you home pebbles and pretty rocks at times, and if you ask why he'll proudly explain how male penguin's bring their mates pebbles and rocks for their nest. If you wanna make him flustered and happy, make a mini-nest somewhere in the house. And If you have any artistic ability, draw some paper figures of you and Ozzie and set them up in the mini-nest.

He's sorta like a sugar daddy at times, too. What's the point in being your boyfriend/fiancé/husband if he can't spend all his money on you just to see you smile. If you don't like gifts though, he'd be happy to buy you something else you'd enjoy (he's definitely the type to buy out an entire zoo for the day..)

[nikkastans]

⫸ to be read: YOONGI

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➥ apricity

fluff, adventure, angst, atla!au, avatar the last airbender meets anastasia fic no one asked for

➥ somebody else (feat. KTH)

genres: Angst, romance, mature, friends with benefits, and unrequited love. | featuring: Primarily featuring Min Yoongi and Kim Taehyung; brief appearances by Kim Seokjin, Jung Hoseok, and Park Jimin.

➥ all too well

idol au, makeup artist au, exes au | angst/smut

➥ the singularity theory

summary: in your last year of undergrad, you find out what a gloryhole is at the expense of your final year thesis. it’s a classic example of a psychology experiment that went way, way wrong. but how were you to know that a certain min yoongi would be sticking his dick into your life?

➥ not even a mouse

single dad yoongi x reader, romance, FLUFF, Smut (18+ only please)

➥ portraits of a tiger

Legends of a great and equally terrifying warrior nicknamed the Tiger have been emerging from your fellow villagers for quite sometime. Stories of his skill, his stealth and his supposed wickedness have been passed around to the point where he is more prophecy than person. You have lived your life with a strong sense of conviction, rarely letting gossip influence your opinion. However, you would be lying if you said that his legacy didn’t intrigue you. When the Tiger and his infamous army arrive in your village to refuel, you come face to face with the man behind the myth.

And no amount of marketplace gossip would ever be enough to capture the true complexity of his nature.

➥ champagne confessions

Lots of fluffy moments, Min Yoongi Is Whipped, mutual pining but Someone is being stubborn

➥ boseong breakfast

smut, fluff, angst: it may be misfortune that brings you to min yoongi’s door looking for a place to stay, but luckily holly lodge has a vacancy.

➥ cut me open

marriedcouple!au, surgeon!au spin-off from CardioPalps

➥ need to know

a series that explores the budding relationship between you and your ‘sugar daddy’, Min Yoongi, fluff, smut, angst

➥ noise complaints

Neighbor!Yoongi x Female OC, NeighborsAU, PWP, Angst, Smut

➥ taxi

Drinks at a bar + a rainy night + a single taxi to share with the bane of your existence, Min Yoongi = one interesting car ride back to your apartment.

➥ Mixtape Series: Heart Haunting

you’re in love with min yoongi. you are sure of this. so why does your past lover still haunt your memories? 〞established relationship au

➥ Amor Vincit Omnia

Arranged Marriage Gang! AU . BTS Suga /Min Yoongi and OC . The worst thing you can do to a guy? Marry him when he begs you not to. Worst thing you can do to yourself? Fall in love with him afterwards.

➥ nice guys finish last

husband!ceo!namjoon x doctor!reader x ex-fiance!producer!yoongi, arranged marriage au, angst, fluff, smut

➥ king of hearts

criminal!yoongi x lawyer!reader, In an effort to reach new heights in your career as a lawyer, you have to present your criminal ex-lover in court. This doesn’t only bring up old memories, but also new feelings.

[featherfur]

What do you think is the occupations of your fav MDZS characters in modern AU?

Ooh fun one, technically there’s two: the one I think is most likely given their class in Canon, and the one I want because I think they’d enjoy it.

Jiang Cheng: canon based: probably a lawyer or accountant/business student who will take over the family business. Despite his propensity to let WWX do what he wants, Jiang Cheng really sticks to the ‘rules’ and status quo and is completely happy to follow those rules and has no complaints. I could also see him getting very pissed at shoddy police work or bullshit business deals. They’re the authority, they need to follow the rules or he’s going to destroy them in court because fuck you, listen to the Rules! Society will collapse without them!! (It won’t but JC is Dramatic)

What he would enjoy: okay it’s a secret love of mine that his ‘losing Lotus Pier’ is him going through a college phase and leaving the family business after overhearing that his dad never intended to give him the company anyways and starting his own company. It’s a mix between Wedding Planner and Fashion Designer because JC looks too good in his robes to not have something to do with design. He might also enjoy interior design but i don’t know enough about that. Or a small coffee shop that ends up recruiting Wei Wuxian for the night shift, but that’s more of personal enjoyment.

Xichen: seems like he’d be a musician/music teacher in either version, he seems like he’d enjoy teaching younger people even if it is probably at a private prep school. His uncle owns the school, which is one of those expensive fancy ass ones so they have a decent amount of funds. Classically trained and probably used to travel with an orchestra but eventually gives that up to return home and be a teacher like his uncle. I do sometimes like the idea of him being an art historian because he seems like the kind of dude who would learn everything about his favorite thing and want to talk about it very excitedly and discuss it in depth. Honestly he could thrive in anything but I think he’d be happiest in a place where he’s at equal standing rather than a typical business model where he’s much more limited in who he can talk to outside of a business demeanor.

Wangji: he’s just a rich kid, he exists to be a sugar daddy lets be honest. Wangji’s personality doesn’t exist without him being a spoiled rich kid. A music teacher of a sort but he’s not full time mostly he just invades Xichen’s classroom and takes a few kids at a time to orchestras and the like and has them try and pick out notes of their specific instrument based on what they’re hearing rather than just reading music. Does this do anything? Well Jingyi’s really good at hearing the piccolo over trumpets now so it’s a win. He’s smart enough to do anything he wants, however he doesn’t give enough fucks about getting along that he wouldn’t fit in elsewhere long term unless he was working under a close family friend.

Wei Wuxian: oooh, it’s a fun one. From Canon standpoint: probably an engineer or physicist. He’s got that Jiang money and you know JFM would be happy to pay and Madam Yu would refuse to have someone in the family who couldn’t uphold their image so she’d pay for it too. He probably has a lot of hobbies that make up for how dull engineering can be (no seriously sometimes it’s just not fun and I don’t mean the math part just the daily repetition).

Outside of canon: I could see him in many places but most I see him as probably a bartender who plays music on the weekend and has a bachelor pad covered in paint. You know the movies about the tortured artist in their loft apartment? That’s Wei Wuxian except he’s not tortured he’s just an insomniac and all of his friends have good sleep schedules. He doesn’t come out rich until LWJ and probably still bartends for fun.

Mingjue: canon based: he’s probably an ex military guy who came back to take care of his brother and started a martial arts/self defense gym. Lots of ex-Military go there because the government tends to toss them on the streets and they appreciate someone understanding the trauma they come back with. He could easily be a business manager but other than weapon designers idk what the Nie sect could be translated too and I don’t know how weapon businesses work

Personally: I really like him as a tattooist, Huaisang designs the art and he pops it down. Probably still ex-military but it’s an honest life and Huaisang makes a decent amount on commissions both for tattoos and from online work so he’s happy to have a job that involves minimal talking and keeps his brother able to do whatever he personally wants.

Huaisang: canon based: Mingjue’s ‘secretary’ and by secretary I mean he doesn’t do anything but flirt with the gym-goers and occasionally does painting commission work. He does keep track of expenses though because he knows loopholes of what he can get tax breaks on (JGY was v helpful with that)

Personally: makes art for his bro to tattoo, if NMJ dies then I think NHS might be willing to really go hard into business and maybe get JC on the phone to take over and help him run his business. But NHS who still has his brother is just going to do what he wants and spend most of his time relaxing. Besides if he wants anything special, WWX hands out LWJ’s money like it’s free cookies and NHS has no qualms about taking it.

And finally Jingyi: rich kid who exists solely to harass Jin Ling and tell Sizhui and Zizhen how amazing they are

[teecupangel]

I love how the FB one is for a group called Da Vinci secret lover not-Salai. It implies there's an FB group called Da Vinci secret lover so have this:

(I guess this is either reddit or LiveJournal?)

Title: Did something happen in the Da Vinci secret lover FB group?

Original Post (u/hamletbetterthanlionking)

Hey, anyone knows why this FB community is now private? Not a big fan of LeoSal but they have the best Da Vinci memes so I kinda lurk every week or so (Screenshot of FB page:

Da Vinci secret lover

About:

We are a community of like-minded individuals who believe that Leonardo Da Vinci's model Salai was his secret lover. Here we post evidences, fan works, edits and memes. Everyone is welcome.)

Top Reply (u/deadspacebestspace):

Hey, op. I'm a member of the group and I can help you get invited. The mods are limiting new people right now because of an incident with the secret vampire lover fans.

Reply (u/hamletbetterthanlionking): thanks! is it okay to ask what the incident was?

Reply reply (u/deadspacebestspace): well, some hardcore Da Vinci x Secret Vampire Lover (what are they calling the pairing? leovamp?) fans linked a post from tumblr about how LeoSalai is toxic and stuff. Mods had to lock that post and delete it afterward because everyone was just fighting. The comments were a warzone. It was the clorith/clofa shipping war of the art world condensed in one FB group. Anyway, after it got deleted, more people started spamming the group with leovamp posts and mods had to ban them (i don't know how many were banned and how many left the group but the group lost like 100 people or something). So the group's private and you need a longtime member to vouch for you when you try to join now.

Reply reply reply (u/steponmekonata): i can't believe we're getting flame wars over leonardo da vinci's love life. what a time to be alive

Reply reply reply (u/bestboihaste): Can someone link the Tumblr post that sparked the flame wars? I find myself quite curious.

Reply reply reply reply (u/deadspacebestspace): Here you go. (link)

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OH MY GOD. THIS IS LIKE THE WORST TAKE OF ALL:

(screenshot (i seriously want it to be kotaku because this is the kinda shitty clickbait title they'll do):

Why Leonardo's Secret Vampire Lover IS NOT Leonardo's True Love

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To all my mutuals who follow me for destiel, im sorry but mama needs to cut some bitch

(screenshot:

Leonardo only made sketches of this man while Salai was the model for the nude version of Mona Lisa Monna Vanna

(one of Ezio's sketches side by side of Monna Vanna)

)

First of all, those sketches look so much more intimate than the sketches Leonardo made of Salai. AND of course you'll pick the sketch where secret vampire lover is looking away and not the one where he's smiling straight at the artist OR THE ONE WHERE HE'S NAKED AND OBVIOUSLY HAVING AFTER-SEX COMA.

Second of all, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. Those are the sketches they found. There was no mention that they were the only ones made of him. THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES WE FOUND AT THE MOMENT.

(edit: thanks @sterekwoffwoff for providing this link of possible ACTUAL WORK that can be found in Abstergo's private offices - SOMEONE CALL ABSTERGO AND LET PROFESSIONAL ART CRITICS VALIDATE THEM)

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#anyone who says leosalai wasnt toxic i will fight you #leonardo was salai's sugar daddy #did you even look at how secret vampire lover looks in all of these sketches #if that isnt love then love doesnt exist #fuck abstergo #da vinci vampire lover stan #da vinci vampire lover #leonardo da vinci #da vinci secret lover not-salai #wanted da vinci boy #abstergo being shady af

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Maybe you guys haven't heard but someone uploaded the security cam videos Erudito leaked yesterday. They show some paintings that look A LOT like secret vampire lover

(YOUTUBE IMAGE OF THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR COPYRIGHT BLAHBLAH)

Update: Abstergo's got YouTube taking every upload down so I uploaded it here (sorry for the quality)

(SECURITY CAM VIDS)

#i dont care if erudito got these illegally #abstergo being shady af #dl the video and post them yourselves #keep circulating the tapes #they cant silence all of us #release the artworks abstergo #da vinci vampire lover stan #da vinci vampire lover #leonardo da vinci #da vinci secret lover not-salai #wanted da vinci boy #fuck abstergo

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Just wanted to share the best tags

#leosalai is toxic af #salai literally stole leonardo's money and gambled it all away #ngl im a leovamp fan cause those sketches are hotter than monna vanna #i really think leonardo lost secret vampire lover #like maybe he died or he's really a vampire and he left leonardo because he wanted to suck his blood #salai is like rebound

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Oh my god. You guys are insane

(screenshot of AO3:

1 - 20 of 121 Works in Leonardo Da Vinci/Secret Vampire Lover)

#there are 110 works with the tag Vampire AU #oh my god why is hurt and comfort 119? #leovamp fans are you okay??? #da vinci vampire lover #leonardo da vinci #da vinci secret lover not-salai #wanted da vinci boy ========================

Someone just made a Twilight AU with Leonardo Da Vinci and his Secret Vampire Lover and it's actually pretty good. Definitely better than Twilight

#fic rec #da vinci vampire lover #leonardo da vinci #da vinci secret lover not-salai #wanted da vinci boy

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I think everyone is focusing too much on LeoVamp that they forgot the most important thing.

(picture of Desmond's wanted photo)

WHO THE HELL IS THIS DUDE AND WHY DOES HE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE LEONARDO'S SKETCHES!

Wanted Da Vinci boy, SPEAK UP!

Reply: he can't speak up. he's hiding from everyone because abstergo wants his ass.

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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

(screenshot of new york times saying that the National Museum of Syria was given a journal that had the sketch of a man who looks exactly like Da Vinci's Secret Vampire Lover and they have confirmed that it is older than Leonardo's sketches)

Someone in Syria saw the news and realized his family has an old ass journal THAT JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE A SKETCH OF THE SAME MAN???

AND THE MAN HAS A NAME IN THE SKETCH! HIS NAME IS ALTAIR!

Reply (u/iammyancestors): It's Altaïr, not Altair.

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Hello LeoVamp nation. Apparently, Secret vampire lover's name is Altaïr. Are we accepting this?

#asking for my fic #i dont know how to feel about the name #are we calling it #leoalt #or #altleo #da vinci vampire lover #leonardo da vinci #da vinci secret lover not-salai #wanted da vinci boy

Sometimes I wonder if Leonardo made some kind of art piece of Ezio that either was not destroyed, or got lost in between their time and modern times

Imagine someone uncovering a portrait or a series of sketches of Ezio (some, perhaps, even racy) and going absolutely gaga over it

Que researchers trying to find out who the model is, as one does with da Vinci art

And then someone makes comparison between the art and that one wanted poster they have seen on news channel. Now Abstergo has some Big Contenders in their Search for Desmond

There are conspiracy theories popping up

Abstergo has to do damage control because some upstart got it into their head they wanted Desmond to get some code that da Vinci apparently came up with and passed on to his friend’s family

And because someone decided Desmond is a time traveller and Abstergo is trying to cover it up

And because Desmond is apparently the only living proof of vampires existing

…The theories just keep multiplying

Shawn may or may not fuel fire on a few of them