#do NOT rent to this man!!!!!!
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albatris · 1 year ago
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everytime i see 'a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears' i always briefly go 'damn the rental car industry is in SHAMBLES' as if everytime you tag it ANOTHER rental car disappears. Absolute menace on the car economy
please god help us we are running out of rental cars!!! where are they all going!!!
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pancakemolybdenum · 10 months ago
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6 am despair
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deathblossomm · 10 months ago
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he was so insane for this
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fatedroses · 3 months ago
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Two former military elites taking merc jobs perform absolutely hellish battle tactics together.
#ffxiv#digital art#zenos yae galvus#estinien wyrmblood#adventurer zenos#I will always adore this duo conceptually#because like- socially theyre that aragorn-geralt brooding in a corner of a tavern meme#but in combat they are absolutely terrifying#the azure dragoon and the super soldier legatus are here to fuck up a poachers day#aka zenos is about to crossmap someone's airship cause he knows estinien cant make himself jump that far#why have him try to jump when he can just Olympic-level javelin toss this man#also guys#my dudes#all this time I've been working on adven!zenos being a tank#I... have realized I just write him like a warrior who isnt carrying a weapon- sturdy unkillableness and countering and all#I am only a little bit of a dumbass but orogeny just seems to live in my head rent free#it also gave me the terrifying concept of- after spending time with the scions and after the ultimatum-#of him trying to learn more about dynamis- and zenos being zenos starts learning eventually how to harness it#local calm apathetic man can berserk on command because he's a lot angrier/more expressive inwardly than most people expect#depending on how I look into it- it might be how he fuels most of his shinryu transformations but I'll have to work on it more#but ANYWAYS#I love the thought of these two hunting and working together#and estinien being tossed being turned into a tactic#especially with proper form#this is something ive wanted to draw for a very long time and im very happy I actually have the skill to do so now
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holymaccaronii · 10 months ago
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Erm yeaaaahh… *scratches the back of my head* how can you tell I need to have my hyperfixations be turned into figurines…
P.S.: You can find the guides for the papercraft models of P03 and Yes Man in this post, Edgar is still a wip. They’re free for you to build ( Ü ).
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inkclover · 11 months ago
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*points the yuri beam at y'all yaoi* ...YURI BEAM GO-! rough sketches under the cut
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hkthatgffan · 2 years ago
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ALEX HIRSCH JUST POSTED THIS ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORIES, OMG!!
HE ATE HIMSELF FOR HIS BIRTHDAY ;-;
RIP, Alex Hirsch
Cause of Death: Eaten by Alex Hirsch
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hedonistbyheart · 2 years ago
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They are trying very hard to be adorable so he won’t ask about The Shenanigans they’re hiding from him.
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deviouz · 5 months ago
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oh, to be bent over nanami kento’s lap <3
he’s already had a hard day with work — endless meetings that could have been reduced down to a measly email and stacks upon stacks of paperwork that had his head pounding tended to do that to a person.
so imagine his surprise when he gets home and sees his pretty little partner with an attitude and already bratting off. couldn’t you have waited for him to unwind a little?
nanami had tried his hardest to make what little patience he had left in the reserves to make do, but you just had to go and run your mouth when he was kind enough to give you ample time to behave.
“ken, wait!” your voice rang out, hips squirming as you attempted to crawl off of his lap. “‘m sorry!”
your struggling proved to be fruitless as one of his hands came to sit at the small of your back, keeping you pinned against thick thighs, while the other grabbed a fistful of your hair and tipped your head back. his eyes were hardened, lips pressed into a thin line of disappointment.
“now you’re sorry? i don’t think so, sweetheart, but you will be. make sure you remember to count, otherwise we’ll just have to restart.”
with that, your head drooped back down, falling between slumped shoulders as your body quivered with something akin to dread. it definitely wouldn’t have been your first time at getting kento so riled up.
any and all thoughts soon left your head as the first smack! was delivered to your bare cheeks, oversized tee pulled up and lacy panties long discarded. all you could manage was a stuttered out one, ken before you felt the next rhythmic slap.
it was hard enough to have your eyes glazing over and fingers digging into the plushness of the couch below.
“how many should we do, hm? i think thirty should suffice.”
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itsybitsybatsyspider · 2 months ago
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if you can share or reblog i would owe you my life <3
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copias-juicebox · 1 year ago
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scusi?? 😳🥵 x
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soranker · 2 years ago
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SOME MORE WOLFIES 🫠
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yuwuta · 19 days ago
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i love the “i can’t pay the mortgage this month” videos. satoru doesn’t even know what that is, he bought your house in cash, you say the word mortgage and he’s super confused he calls nanami to ask if that’s something he should have for the house—“it’s not like insurance right? i swear we have all that, we even have hurricane insurance because i saw a super scary videos online once nanamin oh my goodness the poor little cats clinging to the roof i almost cried. anyway do we need that?”
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fatedroses · 6 months ago
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Finally I can post the comic for Adventurer!Zenos that has taken hold of my brain for the past week.
AKA a man who is currently running off the fumes of the literal souls of the damned being very desperate to be out of the void he was stuck in (and for the first time actually being able to just enjoy something mundane), only to get absolutely overwhelmed but all the stimuli he had just... ignored until now.
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mysecretwindowuniverse · 10 months ago
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Nygmobblepot Text Meme
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hiding-under-the-willow · 1 year ago
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I come bearing some little offerings for the neighboring fandom <3
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