#do NOT rent to this man!!!!!!
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everytime i see 'a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears' i always briefly go 'damn the rental car industry is in SHAMBLES' as if everytime you tag it ANOTHER rental car disappears. Absolute menace on the car economy
please god help us we are running out of rental cars!!! where are they all going!!!
#there's a joke i thought of including where during every book nat would have a new rental car and#it would meet some terrible fate#word gets around and rental car agencies have pictures of Nat's face tapes to their wall just like.#do NOT rent to this man!!!!!!#he is a fiend he is not to be trusted#a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears#(whoops! there goes another one)
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6 am despair
#kiyotaka ishimaru#mondo oowada#chihiro fujisaki#do it tag the ship? idk man. like i said to deus. vaguely platonic#rent is expensive#danganronpa thh#danganronpa#lovisas art
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he was so insane for this
#neil ellice#my roman empire#lives in my mind rent free#don't look at him too much#what a man my man#this man knows what he's doing#johnny soap mactavish#call of duty#soap cod#soap mactavish#call of duty modern warfare
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Two former military elites taking merc jobs perform absolutely hellish battle tactics together.
#ffxiv#digital art#zenos yae galvus#estinien wyrmblood#adventurer zenos#I will always adore this duo conceptually#because like- socially theyre that aragorn-geralt brooding in a corner of a tavern meme#but in combat they are absolutely terrifying#the azure dragoon and the super soldier legatus are here to fuck up a poachers day#aka zenos is about to crossmap someone's airship cause he knows estinien cant make himself jump that far#why have him try to jump when he can just Olympic-level javelin toss this man#also guys#my dudes#all this time I've been working on adven!zenos being a tank#I... have realized I just write him like a warrior who isnt carrying a weapon- sturdy unkillableness and countering and all#I am only a little bit of a dumbass but orogeny just seems to live in my head rent free#it also gave me the terrifying concept of- after spending time with the scions and after the ultimatum-#of him trying to learn more about dynamis- and zenos being zenos starts learning eventually how to harness it#local calm apathetic man can berserk on command because he's a lot angrier/more expressive inwardly than most people expect#depending on how I look into it- it might be how he fuels most of his shinryu transformations but I'll have to work on it more#but ANYWAYS#I love the thought of these two hunting and working together#and estinien being tossed being turned into a tactic#especially with proper form#this is something ive wanted to draw for a very long time and im very happy I actually have the skill to do so now
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Erm yeaaaahh… *scratches the back of my head* how can you tell I need to have my hyperfixations be turned into figurines…
P.S.: You can find the guides for the papercraft models of P03 and Yes Man in this post, Edgar is still a wip. They’re free for you to build ( Ü ).
#this was funnier in my Instagram story since LoveGame was playing#these 4 just stare at my while I do my homework#just standing there like they pay rent#inscryption#inscryption p03#p03#yes man#yes man fallout nv#yes man fnv#fallout new vegas#minos prime#ultrakill minos#Ultrakill#edgar#edgar electric dreams#also PLEAAAASEEE ignore my messy desk that’s literally the only corner that’s messy
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*points the yuri beam at y'all yaoi* ...YURI BEAM GO-! rough sketches under the cut
#prohibitedwish#spectra#spectra the wishmistress#prismo#prismo the wishmaster#scarab#scarab the god auditor#fionna and cake#adventure time#inky doods#inky art#i have been swamped with classwork once again-#but MAN do the girlies remain rotating in my mind rent free#whoever started the lilac purple spectra hc is very pog#i loveeeee
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ALEX HIRSCH JUST POSTED THIS ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORIES, OMG!!
HE ATE HIMSELF FOR HIS BIRTHDAY ;-;
RIP, Alex Hirsch
Cause of Death: Eaten by Alex Hirsch
#gravity falls#alex hirsch#gravity falls fandom#Alex#Why#Why Alex#Did Ariel Hirsch eat him too?#Ariel Hirsch#the hirsch twins#this man lives in my head rent free#Where do I get a cake like that#you know#for a friend#how much even was that cake?#dipper pines#mabel pines#grunkle stan#dipper#gravity falls mabel#dipper and mabel#mabel#Mystery Twins#alex and ariel#thank you alex hirsch#happy birthday#birthday
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They are trying very hard to be adorable so he won’t ask about The Shenanigans they’re hiding from him.
#star wars#star wars fanart#obi-wan kenobi#qui-gon jinn#quinlan vos#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#i read one (1) comic where Qui-Gon was babysitting Quinlan while Tholme was off doing stuff and it lives rent free in my head#my art#they are adorable but qui-gon isn't fooled lol#masters and padawans man
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oh, to be bent over nanami kento’s lap <3
he’s already had a hard day with work — endless meetings that could have been reduced down to a measly email and stacks upon stacks of paperwork that had his head pounding tended to do that to a person.
so imagine his surprise when he gets home and sees his pretty little partner with an attitude and already bratting off. couldn’t you have waited for him to unwind a little?
nanami had tried his hardest to make what little patience he had left in the reserves to make do, but you just had to go and run your mouth when he was kind enough to give you ample time to behave.
“ken, wait!” your voice rang out, hips squirming as you attempted to crawl off of his lap. “‘m sorry!”
your struggling proved to be fruitless as one of his hands came to sit at the small of your back, keeping you pinned against thick thighs, while the other grabbed a fistful of your hair and tipped your head back. his eyes were hardened, lips pressed into a thin line of disappointment.
“now you’re sorry? i don’t think so, sweetheart, but you will be. make sure you remember to count, otherwise we’ll just have to restart.”
with that, your head drooped back down, falling between slumped shoulders as your body quivered with something akin to dread. it definitely wouldn’t have been your first time at getting kento so riled up.
any and all thoughts soon left your head as the first smack! was delivered to your bare cheeks, oversized tee pulled up and lacy panties long discarded. all you could manage was a stuttered out one, ken before you felt the next rhythmic slap.
it was hard enough to have your eyes glazing over and fingers digging into the plushness of the couch below.
“how many should we do, hm? i think thirty should suffice.”
#do not perceive me.#maybe i want this man to bully the brat out of me. so what.#god i NEED him#might make an au outta this 🙂↕️ bratty!reader and nanami live in my head rent free#. . . jjk 💭#. . . nanami 💭#. . . blurbs 🦋#. . . my fics 💌#jjk x reader#jjk x reader smut#nanami x reader#nanami kento x reader#nanami smut#nanami kento smut#jjk smut
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if you can share or reblog i would owe you my life <3
#man guys it's gonna be a rough two months#gonna be moving in december and its holiday season and i got work but work hasnt schedule me for many shifts this month and i got rent and-#OOF#BIIG OOOF#pinning this post too because i want it to be SEEN#might queue it up too who knows#not me#actually i do know and i probably will#feel free to email about details too!#love you guys!
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scusi?? 😳🥵 x
#how eh.. i lost my train of thought what?#if anyone ever asks me why i am feral for this man#show em that#everything about this#sorry this lives in my mind rent free#am i unhinged again today?? does this have anything to do with it?? take a guess#thanks leah for sending me this#long ass post i know but i'm not sorry you need this is full size#tobias forge#ghost#ghost band#copia#papa emeritus#ghesties#ghost sweden#the band ghost#myedit#papa emeritus iv
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SOME MORE WOLFIES 🫠
#trigun#trigun maximum#wolfwood#nicholas d wolfwood#tryna push my wolfwood style more towards trimax bc thats my fav wolfie 😭💓#i think the way i’ve been drawing him has been more 98ish#still love 98 ww tho but man trimax ww haunts my thoughts and lives in my head rent free#his characterization in trimax is SO GOOD……… the flavor of catholic guilt is like nothing else 💁♀️#ALSO. someone tagged in a previous wolfwood drawing of mine that i didnt draw the cigs fucked up enough#AND HEY LISTEN. THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY 100% CORRECT i tried to draw them a little more smushed up this time#could have definitely done more but it was 3am JFJAJDHFJ 🫡 I WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME
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i love the “i can’t pay the mortgage this month” videos. satoru doesn’t even know what that is, he bought your house in cash, you say the word mortgage and he’s super confused he calls nanami to ask if that’s something he should have for the house—“it’s not like insurance right? i swear we have all that, we even have hurricane insurance because i saw a super scary videos online once nanamin oh my goodness the poor little cats clinging to the roof i almost cried. anyway do we need that?”
#mie.txt#this is also megumi he’s like well. i’m not paying the mortgage either gojo is LMFAOOO#nanami is like ‘sweetheart you never pay the mortgage why would you start now?’ like he’s somewhere between confused#and exasperated bc a part of him suspects you’re messing with him he’s learned to pick up on your pranks#first of all. yuuta barely knows how his own rent gets paid automatic billing is a beautiful thing#yuuji is so sweet about it he’s like well duhhhhhhhhhhh i wouldn’t ever let you pay anyway silly girl! …. absolutely babe of a man#you tell this to izuku while he’s dead tired on his feet after a long day of hero work and he blinks. once. twice.#and then is like ‘but baby… you never pay the mortgage? i would never have you pay the mortgage?’#all his words are very confused and sleepy and like. he wakes up in the middle of the night#and is like ‘hold on. we don’t even have a mortgage babe what were u talking about??’#katsuki is like ‘eh? why would you start doing that now who do you think i am 😐 asking you to pay for that’#💌
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Finally I can post the comic for Adventurer!Zenos that has taken hold of my brain for the past week.
AKA a man who is currently running off the fumes of the literal souls of the damned being very desperate to be out of the void he was stuck in (and for the first time actually being able to just enjoy something mundane), only to get absolutely overwhelmed but all the stimuli he had just... ignored until now.
#ffxiv#concept#sketch#comic#zenos yae galvus#adventurer!zenos#meteor survivor#I will admit I find a lot of enjoyment writing antagonists that show a capacity for change#its a part of the reason psaro and hendrick are some of my favorite dragon quest characters LOL#the fact alisaie lives in this man's head rent free pushed me to do this#so i wanted to do a bit of a character study exercise trying to work on this man's motivations#I am so sorry I have so much brainrot about this man#if any of you saw Tsukiko standing outside the forum for like 6+ hours over several days#it was because I was dying inside trying to draw the overlook of the ocean and the statue of thaliak#perfectionism kicks my ass when it comes to backgrounds lmfao
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Nygmobblepot Text Meme
#Gotham#gotham text posts#tumblr text meme#oswald cobblepot#edward nygma#nygmobblepot#finally got around to making a nygmobblepot text meme#short and sweet but to the point#used it as an opportunity to improve/redo prior nygmobblepot text posts so that's now off of my long term to do list#when i tell you that last text post has lived in my head rent free FOR YEARS i'm not exaggerating#probably think about it once a week and i never fail to crack up#showed it to my fiance and he let out an exasperated sigh then after a heavy pause he was like: it's not wrong but damn it#so glad i get to torment this man for the rest of our lives <3#my gifs#mine#risqué
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I come bearing some little offerings for the neighboring fandom <3
#atlas.art#artists on tumblr#jacksepticeye#jacksepticegos#jse egos#chase brody#jackieboy man#marvin the magnificent#henrik von schneeplestein#dr schneeplestein#I needed something to doodle while i got used to using ibis again since I haven't used it in like five months#so i drew these guys :]#I am once again claiming 'I don't go here' while it becomes increasingly obvious that my proximity to this fandom#is in fact slowly drawing me in like gravity. and they do in fact live in my head rent free a little bit
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