#do NOT recommend

[theboredvoid]

they only slightly hurt to chew but arent worth it for having to pick pieces out of your teeth for days afterward

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[princescar]

Through my Veins, to my Heart

Feel like this is a great representation of there relationship, as A is Mikans blood type, Junko's being AB. Junko is a universal recipient, but can only give to other ABs. Mikan can give to Junko, but Junko cant give to her without Mikan hurting or possibly dying.

anyway, more pixel art, bc i missed it. could NOT figure out a good background for this, it was actually starting to piss me off

close up

[ejoym]

Based on backstory I wrote for Devlin a while ago. If you're curious you can read that previous post linked here. But honestly I assume most of you are like me and just prefer pretty pictures! But yes, a much younger and tattooless Devlin was pregnant once. It was an awful time. Daddy Bhaal used it as an opportunity to exert more control over her. The whole time she was very mean to Scel but I think he loved it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[soupbitch-moneybitch]

you know what's so gd impressive about ofmd? like, maybe the most impressive part of the whole already very impressive show? how well-rounded the characters are for how little time they have to be on screen

i spent many years in the fandom of another ensemble cast show that had a million seasons and hour-long episodes, and maybe like, five of the characters were worth the time of day. ofmd, tho, not only has an incredibly quality core cast, but even the characters they introduce for five seconds manage to have depth and appeal

take ned low's crew for example. we have a bunch of people who take up maybe a third of the episode's screen time, but by the end, the script and acting are so good that you're rooting for them as they unionize and sail away to greater pastures

then you have characters that are great on their own, but also enhance the main characters in the span of like six seconds

evelyn? a godsend, 11/10, want her back, and she was the impetus for mary taking control back over her life. steak "steaky" knife? rip big man, we knew you for two minutes but loved you, and you gave us slight insight into izzy's history/influence on the republic of pirates. hornigold wasn't even really hornigold and yet we /still/ managed to get backstory about him and learn things that added context to how ed turned into blackbeard

honestly, the amount of talent it takes to be able to make almost every character on the screen someone who either 1. drives the plot forward somehow, 2. is just delightful and entertaining, or 3. is a combination of both, all within a space the size of a needle tip is fucking astonishing. as a professional writer i am horny for how well these mother fuckers hone their craft, and as a fan of the show i'm just extremely well-fed

i've said it before, but this is genuinely so much more than a gay little pirate show (although it is also that, and i love that about it). it has so much artistic depth and everyone involved has talent coming out every orifice. i am so glad i have the privilege of watching it. every part of it is so refreshing, i am genuinely in constant awe

[expatiating]

we’ll be caught in forever for a long time

[paarthursass]

The magic in your fingers sparks but your spells fail again and again - consumed by the sussur flower.

[whumpster-dumpster]

Had a moment of self-realization as I was eating around the mold in my food that I was engaging in peak whumpee behavior. I sincerely apologize, I'm ashamed of myself for stooping to their level 😔

[bedlamsbard]

accomplished the impossible: got AT&T to give ME money after cancelling my service, because apparently one of the only ways to get them to prorate your bill is to move to South Dakota. I guess the logic is that since they don't serve South Dakota there's no possible way you can stick with them. even AT&T doesn't want to be here.

[gatoburr0]

Bro does not sleep.

[theonewhowails]

in my head this is how Divine Inspiration works

[bellzsad]

tell me why last night i literally forgot my phone password and had to reset my entire phone

[houseofchronicpain]

Migraines are dumb. I really don't think anyone should have one.

[divercitizen]

Being a fanfic writer (or a writer in general) is fun because you can literally do anything you want.

Want a half-crazed caribou with albinism to haunt the narrative?

Need a character who died in canon over a decade ago to be alive and well for the plot?

Do you want an outlet to pour out your love for pomegranates and utter hatred for mashed potatoes?

You’re the boss, do what you want!

[spookybeandoodle]

Was horribly sick these past two weeks but tried to force myself to draw something so I drew my dnd character, Anastasia, with long hair cause why not?

[elipsi]

yesterday i made several mistakes, including taking a 2 hour slow train to come home instead of paying 15€ more for the high speed one. it was not worth the 4.5 hours it took to get home.

[rxkuyo]

"Ahaha Daemon is so dumb for believing the old man is the one actively poisoning him when the weird goth witch giving him weird concoctions is right there."

May I introduce you to a beautiful concept known as sleep deprivation ? Man's only gotten poor quality sleep (if any at all) for weeks for all we know. Mood swings and paranoia are bound to go hand in hand with that one. Logical thinking ? Nope. Not happening. You add the fucking hallucinations further messing up his mind to the mix and you get exactly what we see.