#dnp x pj

[danandphilupdates]

phil insta story x2

22/1/25

[dnptheinfinity]

dnp should play jackbox

[theheartnexttophan]

Month-in-Rephiew: October 2024

So @danrifics mentioned (x) that October 2024 was one of the greatest months in Phandom history, and I was was thinking about how literally so much happened it was hard to keep up, so here’s a day by day breakdown of the month with all the stuff Dan and Phil did! This isn’t intended to be a proper archive, just a memory refresher (go look at @danandphilupdates or @terribleinfluence-tour to see all the posts archived). I might try to do this each month from now on, as I find it helpful to be able to look back on!

Phil tweet: phone wallpaper

Dan retweet: dropped beads, PJ mentioned Phil’s “all pleasure now”,

LGBTQ+ Public Figures survey + Dan retweet

People Interview Preview, 2 Phil Instastories: Seattle

YourEx Interview

Phil retweet: carrying tabinof in pocket, 5 Dan Instastories: 3 Football game, repost of Last Disco hat from Phil, tour promo graphic, 4 Phil Instastories: 2 Football game, repost of Dan from football game, Dan in Last Disco hat, People Interview, DanAndPhilBEATS: Spooky Week, TIT: Seattle (1st in America)

Joint Insta post (with People Magazine): Interview (+Dan comment), Dan Instastory: People Interview, Phil Instastory: People Interview, Fan pics at Target, TIT: Seattle

OUR BIG GAY PROM NIGHT- Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #16, 2 Dan Instastories: Phortland, International phlesbian day (also a tweet), TIT: Portland

2 Phil Instastories: DanAndPhilBEATS (also tweet), Lowave (also tweet), TIT: Vancouver

Fan pics from airport

DAPG Community post: DanAndPhilBEATS, TIT: Oakland

2 Dan Instastories: Pharamount, iPad (and tweet and DAPG community post)

Dan TikTok: Married Life, (also Instastory), 2 Phil Instastories: 2 DnP Cocktails, TIT: Phoenix

Phil retweet: one second of every post hiatus DAPG vid, Fan pics from San Diego Zoo

Joint Insta post: West coast photodump, 5 Phil Instastories: photodump, plane, sunset Phil pic, DDR, landscape passing while driving 3 Dan Instastories: photodump, Phil in cafe, game at arcade

POPPY PLAYTIME ANIMATION! Dan and Phil (+Phil Instastory about it), 2 Fan pics from in the street, TIT: San Diego,

3 Dan Instastories: elevator doors, theatre picture, Ranboo, Phil Instastory: repost from venue, TIT: Los Angeles

Phanniversary, Phanpocalypse, Phandom Gives Livestream, No but seriously imagine it

Phil tweet: Dan’s reflective trousers (+Dan reply), TIT: Salt Lake City

Gays Against Humanity (+Phil Instastory about it), Phan #1 on Ships list, TIT: Denver

1 Video shoutout, Phil retweet: DAPG anniversary art, Phil Instastory: newlywed game questions

Fan pics at restaurant (from previous night), 3 video shoutouts, TIT: Kansas City

3 Phil Instastories: Puppies, Bucees promo for Austin, repost of puppies art, TIT: Grand Prairie

15th anniversary of Pinof, Take me back to 2009 merch, Our Phanniversary Newlyweds Game, TIT: Austin

1 video shoutout

Dan and Phil in The Backrooms (+Dan Instastory), Phil Instastory: Gay halloween bedsheets, TIT: St. Louis,

Dan and Phil ADOPT A BABY, TIT: Detroit,

Phil reblog of merch inspired pumpkin, Don’t Yap Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) A Quiet Place: The Game, TIT: Akron

Dan and Phil play Five Nights at Freddy’s: THE JOY OF CREATION, joint Insta post: 2009 merch, 2 Dan Instastories: merch, repost of opposing fringes gravestones, TIT: Indianapolis

1 Phil Instastory: editing video, Halloween Baking- RADIOACTIVE MUG CAKES, Joint Insta post: good omens costumes (also posted on tumblr and twitter), 2 Dan Instastories: good omens post, good omens pic at bar, 3 fan pics from bar

[catboydan]

helloooo i am curious about "Hmmmm" since that's just such a vague doc title, what's it actually about? also going to ask about phoenix since it's at the top of the list and you said that's the stuff that's closest to done!

(in re: the wip game)

well the fun thing about Hmmm is that it's actually just straight up smut lmao. the premise is catboys dnp uni professor phil x about-to-graduate dan smut in phil's office. it's the shortest of the bunch cuz it's a one-shot, and is surprisingly the only one on the list to feature catboys.

phoenix is fully-fledged enough that I can give u most of a little blurb! it's got about 20k, not counting the outline rn.

After dying at sea, Dan is reincarnated as a phoenix, stuck eternally putting up with an existence he only wants to escape. He struggles to find meaning in his life and come to terms with his role among the people of [location name tbd], who can't help but deify him. And then, a mysterious man shows up: an Elf from the veiled Albion--whose presence itself signals danger. As Dan investigates, he learns the Elf harbours a kind heart and a dangerous secret. Threats begin to converge from every angle, and Dan has to decide who he is--who he wants to be, [etc] (blurb isn't finished yet lmao but it gives the gist)

The title is tentatively Dogwood and Cherry Trees! it's set in a very forgotten realms-esque fantasy setting, though the locations are sneakily actually real. PJ is there as a traveling merchant who stops by regularly, there's a fortune teller, unicorns, some silly scenes, lots of angst and some whump, and dan's eternal quest to eat tasty food. The meat of the narrative takes place over a few decades, as Phil ducks in and out of the area Dan lives, trying not to stay in one place for too long for Reasons, but risking it for, well, you know.

sneak peak below the cut ;)

"It's beautiful," Phil mused, almost absentmindedly. Dan looked over to see he held aloft a single leaf, still green, on the smaller side, and a little brown from the drought. He stared as if inspecting it closely.

"Hm?" Dan asked.

"It's just lovely. The tree, too." Phil continued rotating the leaf's stem slowly between his thumb and forefinger.

The air had shifted. Sometime in the last few minutes, the small hours of the night had arrived, the time for sentimentality, the time for truths. Dan swallowed.

He could—but no. One of them was keeping mysterious secrets, and it wasn’t Dan. It wasn’t Dan. It wasn’t.

Instead, Dan tilted his head up to regard the cherry tree. It looked just like all the other trees in the orchard. “It sure is a tree,” he joked after a moment.

Phil attempted to throw the leaf at him, but it fluttered against the air and landed next to Phil’s shoulder instead. “Stop it. You know what I mean.”

“Sure,” Dan agreed. “Nature is beautiful, and all that.”

Phil’s head lolled to the side to look at Dan. “You don’t get it?”

“No, I do,” Dan insisted. “It is pretty out here. But that doesn’t mean you’d catch me looking at a leaf like I want to kiss it,” he teased.

Surprisingly, Phil didn’t react, instead just turning back to look up at the sky through the sparse canopy. The silence felt awkward. Dan cursed himself. Why’d he have to always default to making stupid jokes? Couldn’t he lean into the [feeling in the air] and be serious for once?

But thankfully, Phil eventually replied. “I guess it’s different for me. It’s just, everything in the Kingdom is so different. It’s all curated, styled. Every tree or shrub or flower is picked out. But out here stuff just… grows. It just is.”

Dan gestured to the trees around them, growing in a small grid of straight-ish lines. “Phil, we’re in an orchard. It’s absolutely curated.” He’d done a lot of work curating it, in fact. “But,” he added before Phil could cut in, “I get what you mean. Out there.” He waved a hand towards the edge of the orchard, where the forest proper began.

“No, really, even here. Even the orchards in the Kingdom are pristine,” Phil said. “Not a blade of grass out of place.” He plucked the flower of a clover patch near him. “They’d never allow this to grow.” He paused. “I think you’d have to see it to really get it.”

Then Phil quieted for a while and continued to gaze at the sky above. Dan chose to stay quiet too, against his nature, hoping Phil might continue. He struggled to control his breathing, keeping it at a steady pace despite his heartbeat speeding up. Was he finally going to talk about the Albion?

Eventually, miraculously, Phil took a deep breath and began. “The buildings, the walkways, they’re made of cast stone. Moulded by a wizard to be perfectly shaped. The paths are lined with trees that are always in bloom, perfect grassy meadows, beautiful flowers. They get seeds from all over the world. Landscapers compete to make the prettiest and the rarest decorative plants. Leaves with weird colours, bigger and brighter flowers, making some of them tiny or maybe huge. Stuff like that.

“I heard we used to have a whole forest, but I don’t know how big it was. It’s not there anymore, not really. It’s like a big garden now. People go there and wander around and go on dates and mingle. It’s a destination, I guess. And caring for it is a full-time job, ‘cause it’d die without upkeep. I’ve seen it happen. Things can just—“ Phil made a poof motion with his hands, “—they can just crumble, once they’ve been changed. Like literally, into dust.

“But that’s normal in the Kingdom. Everything requires upkeep.” Phil shrugged. “And it really is pretty, definitely. But it’s so intentional. So of course it’s pretty; it’s supposed to be.

“But out here, everything just feels more real. [Loc name] is real. It just exists. No one carved it into existence. Anteios—the whole Albion, really—it’s nice, but it’s also just kind of boring.”

Dan absorbed every word. Phil hadn’t looked at him the whole time he’d talked, but Dan hadn’t been able to look away.

And as always, Dan felt like he understood Phil perfectly. “It’s not authentic,” he said.

Phil smiled gently towards the sky. “Yeah, exactly. It’s not authentic. Maybe that’s what everything here has. [Loc name] isn’t here for any particular reason, it’s just here. The people just look like themselves, not trying to perfect themselves with a glamour. The land, the people, that leaf, they’re all beautiful. I don’t think anything Albionian can ever be beautiful in the same way.”

As Dan gazed at Phil, and Phil gazed at the stars, Dan did not deny Phil’s claim aloud; but, heart racing, with the smallest, quietest voice hiding in the deepest part of his consciousness, Dan disagreed.

[iiworldtour]

sorry i havent been v active on here but what do i say when dnp aren’t active either LOLL anyways i was wondering, should i make some gifs for the pj x phil pokemon video?

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[intronerds]

why is this so cute

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: DAN AND PHIL MASSIVE PIZZA MUKBANG

Date video was published: 10/15/2018 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 381

There were three months between the last main channel video and this one, which is the biggest gap Phil has between main channel videos (at least where he hasn’t privated any). They filmed this just the day before it was posted and Dan teased it on Insta stories too. I’m going to apologize in advance for this post being so long, but the video is so long and SO GOOD.

0:00 - Phil liked this bit so much he wanted to put it in the video twice

0:19 - yeah, that must have been such a weird slow down after so many months of touring

0:37 - Dan’s fond smile at Phil trying to describe this 

0:42 - I wonder what else Phil lures Dan into with food

0:54 - I’m not convinced either of them pronounced it right there at all

1:06 - Phil has a facial expression journey there...the wide eyes, the glance at the camera, the eyebrow raise

1:16 - “for us, that’s just dinner” 😂

1:27 - “I hope it’s just as kinky as you want it to be” jesus Dan 😳

1:31 - Dan pretends to hate the emoji pjs, but look at that smile at them

1:38 - “except for Dan” 😭 Dan doesn’t count

1:50 - they don’t hate it...but it is stressful sometimes I’m sure

1:59 - Dan always using the “fill the hole” thing since Daniel and Depression. they had already gotten pizza at least one other time after tour too (although not Dominos)

2:03 - lol at Dan’s offended face...Phil is not wrong though

2:13 - sure editing Phil, lets make really sure everyone knows you said “anal”

2:28 - don’t think I’ve ever realized Dan says “it’ll be like a two-way kinky thing” there before 😳

2:40 - foot content

2:47 - intense discussion happening during the ordering

2:55 - Phil with the snap back to looking at the camera when he realizes he’s been staring too long

3:06 - love Phil mocking Dan’s dramatic gestures 😂

3:11 - Interactive Introverts promo time

3:31 - yeah they really did not get a break before doing that editing. and of course they couldn’t just let someone else do it, because they want to have control of all the details

4:09 - put them together and they really can’t not have irrelevant banter

5:06 - usually Phil does merch promo more, but Dan is really handling it here...wonder why they decided that

5:19 - that is an obnoxious doorbell noise but at least you wouldn’t not hear it I guess. also their matching looks of shock, lol

5:26 - pretty sure Dan knows when he says that that he’s going to end up going to get it

5:40 - “he looks like Zac Efron, I can’t go” oh Phil 😂

5:48 - embarrassed boyfriend vibes

5:51 - emoji crotch shot for why?

6:14 - I love this bit about the glasses...why is it implied that it will be Phil who either drinks out of the bottle or who has the wine glass and not Dan? fascinating

6:50 - Phil looking so fond about the dips. they had had a discussion about that in What Dan and Phil Text Each Other

7:08 - dying at Phil describing ketchup as “exotic” 😂 wtf.

7:18 - “Philly needs his nugs” Phil what.

7:32 - I have never seen anyone do this

7:52 - so many bits of domestic info in this

8:00 - ...thanks for sharing, Dan I guess? Phil looks very uncomfortable while he’s attempting it

8:17 - WHY the sexy music overlay?! 👀 help

8:20 - Phil is right! I hate it when the takeaway gets cold

9:10 - they had been getting that same order since at least 2014

9:26 - they are so serious about these descriptions...it is actually important to them

9:42 - Phil said “people don’t think this is weird” but I’m pretty sure he means they DO

10:02 - that’s not a thing we knew before this, I don’t think, because he definitely has eaten on camera before. but I guess never an actual “meal” like this

10:18 - Phil, the demon of temptation

10:29 - little shoulder pats 🥺 Dan does most of the reach-out-and-touch-ing in this video

10:45 - the complete non-sequitur of “you look great Phil” while Phil is just talking about the wine glass...Dan’s mind is elsewhere

10:56 - danger! and the thing they do with “category” levels of disaster

11:23 - starting a new conversation topic, random singing, distracted by food...seems about right

11:30 - “you’re a fascinating guy” ahahaha, Phil!

11:33 - they had also been to see PJ’s Space Tour show (1, 2, 3)

11:36 - Dan is very into the food there

11:40 - Phil went to the art fair with Martyn (and Cornelia, probably) on October 7 and shared some insta stories from it (1, 2, 3, 4)

11:43 - actually when Phil was at the art fair, Dan was visiting his family which he’ll talk about in a bit (unless one of them posted things on a later date)

12:04 - why did Dan do a little lean forward like he was about to lick it off...

12:13 - the way Phil just drops “giant wall of penises” makes me laugh every time 😂

12:23 - love that of course he had told Dan about that immediately afterwards

12:29 - “was it artistic, was it tasteful, were they French?” christ...and sure Phil “I didn’t stare at it too long” ...right

12:40 - Dan is not used to this talking/being entertaining during a meal

12:55 - foot content yet again

12:58 - Phil just laughing at Dan’s intense reactions to the food

13:14 - now I want to have UK Dominos to compare it

13:38 - I am definitely not like this...although maybe if I didn’t have to cook I would enjoy meals more, lol

13:42 - p. 127 of YWGTTN “I have friends who don’t turn off their work notifications in the evenings…” still calling out Phil for the phone thing

13:45 - I love that Phil then checks his phone to make sure 🥺

14:03 - Phil really does look at Dan in this video a lot more than in usual joint videos

14:13 - and that’s what Phil does it seems...provides a distraction

14:32 - a librarian specifically, hmm. I don’t know; Phil is so creative 

14:51 - I feel Phil here...phone calls are my nightmare

15:15 - Phil is getting much more real and deep about himself here than he usually does...although later 2018 is when he seemed to start opening up more

15:36 - “our audience is so nice” awww 🥺 here we really see the difference in Dan’s attitude especially towards their audience as compared to before the tour, like in Giving The People What They Want

16:02 - actually internalizing that so you don’t worry about it is hard though

16:45 - I can’t say I’ve ever cried because of how good food is...this must happen somewhat frequently for Phil to ask

17:05 - “we were pretty fit” same energy as the “I had abs...where did they go?” live show moment

17:19 - Dan just recently tweeted about a gym, so I wonder if they’re trying a personal trainer again now

17:32 - I love that Phil enjoyed boxing of all things...even if it was because “I enjoyed punching you” 😂

17:45 - I have never met another person irl that has the same problems with left and right that I do, but Phil does!

18:11 - this is great that Dan points out that sometimes it’s worse to call attention to things people are uncomfortable with, and Phil listens and accepts that

18:44 - I’m surprised they told us this...that would have been around Trying To Live My Truth and the aftermath

18:57 - and that seems to be what they do...they will work as hard as they have to for their projects. I hope they’re doing a bit less of that now for their own sakes

19:24 - this must have been a planned thing to mention in this video

19:40 - oh Dan... “a couple weeks”

19:52 - “I liked doing the radio...with you” parallel to Something we want to tell you! and “I like playing video games with you”

19:59 - definitely something Dan had seemed to be struggling with with his content, really starting in 2017, I think

20:30 - “I think people just want you to be happy” aww, Phil

20:43 - yeah, I think it was really good for Dan to have the extra time post-tour before BIG

20:50 - “coming out of your cave” is a bit too on the nose there

21:03 - Phil really is easy going with his channel

21:39 - the stories of their audience really do seem to mean a lot to them

21:47 - I think sometimes they thought that about their own audience too

22:12 - more shoulder touching from Dan

22:19 - love Phil just giving him something fun he can do. they had been playing a lot of Spiderman

22:43 - the softest “you brought my candle over” 🥺

22:50 - I would like to see a candle haul/tour of candles (aka house tour) now please

23:03 - I agree with Dan here...don’t want that while you’re eating

23:18 - leg touch there...not sure if Phil’s face is still reacting to the undercooked potato or Dan’s comment

23:40 - they were into the forever-home design at this point too, so I wonder if the minimalism vs not argument was happening often

24:00 - I really would like to know how they managed to shrink a bunch of their clothes on tour

24:23 - love that Phil is saying HE would be bored because he’s the one looking 😂

24:35 - “that’s great actually” Dan can’t not make it a compliment

25:01 - why does he keep zooming in on Dan drinking throughout this

25:16 - awww, Phil

25:49 - the jazz hands! again, possibly a bit too on the nose for what ends up happening next

25:59 - yep, there we go. that was when Phil was at the art fair. he shared some Colin content (1, 2)

26:02 - awww at Phil again for the “your family are nice!”

26:26 - had he not told Phil this? 

26:36 - so awkward! oh Dan

27:20 - love Dan picking up on the northern accent in just three words

27:59 - Phil is embarrassed to admit that it seems, but he will use it as a video idea later

28:28 - got to have a “feeding” moment, although he cut into it pretty late

28:35 - really out of nowhere there from Dan

28:46 - “not if you’re just, like, hanging out with me” 😭

28:55 - awww, cute dog. fleas, not so cute

29:13 - Dan’s reaction to Phil saying “eating our ass” 😂

29:41 - “a soft warm hole” ...worse

30:09 - Phil just scooting closer there

30:13 - “you'd pull it off” of course

30:18 - Phil is so appalled that it’s even a question if he could finish a cookie

30:41 - more crotch-shot for some reason...also, must have washed some glasses for the milk

30:48 - you don’t...fry...pizza?

30:59 - surprised we didn’t have a rock-paper-scissors here

31:25 - we like the chatting too!

32:25 - awww, they’re proud of it

32:45 - Dan....what. 👀

This is such a comfort video for me. It’s so casual; almost like an edited joint live show. Phil is so sweet and calming. I love it.

[letgladnessdwell]

can you explain the reference, I don’t get it, ty <3

(x) Sure! (With the caveat that I've only been watching DnP since 2019 so all my knowledge of the intersecting YouTube circles is just very secondhand). So Chris Kendall used to make his own YouTube videos and also appear in videos with KickThePJ (PJ Ligouri) and also with Dan and Phil. Chris went by the name Crabstickz. I think in the mid-2000's (maybe 2011? 2012?) they all collaborated on videos together, and for a while were known collectively as the "Fantastic Foursome" (which is why the AO3 tag for DnP exists as such). At some point they all stopped collaborating as a foursome and Chris basically disappeared for a time. I think every once in a while he'll still do something publicly and he still works with PJ sometimes (which is great -- I think Chris is a talented actor!). Dean Dobbs is also a (former?) YouTuber who has worked with all of them. Anyway, the joke in Dean's tweet is just that part of Chris's reputation is that he disappears for long periods and just pops up here and there, and no one really knows what he is up to, but people still miss him and wonder where he is and will grasp at straws (like hitting up Dean on a dating app to find out if he has any intel -- if that's actually what happened; Dean could just be making a joke) to see if they can get any updates.

[pjsforestkid]

Tag 9 people who you want to know better/catch up with and then answer these questions.

Thanks for the tag bee! @ttlmt

3 ships:

Aang x katara, sokka x suki, sokka x zuko

I don’t really ship tbh and some people might say dnp or pj and Sophie but like is it really shipping if they’re partners ya know (just my personal thoughts)

Currently reading:

Let’s talk about love by Claire Kann

Last movie:

I can’t remember. That’s not a movie I just don’t remember the last movie I watched

Currently watching:

The legend of korra... finally. I’ve seen a good handful of episodes but we stopped cable during it so I never got to see much. I’m really enjoying it so far!! (I think my favorite character is tenzin I feel represented by him haha)

Tagging: honestly there are a lot of people but just don’t know who to tag 🥺 I’m bad at the tag part of tag games (rip) but if you want to do it go for it! Also if you want to be buddies the dms are right there 🥺💕

[kae-karo]

Are y’all just gonna forget when dnp played a married newspaper couple in The Forever Train??

did u mean: one of the funniest fucking things i’ve laid eyes on? side note if u have never watched pj’s forever train (x) highly recommend but pls enjoy dnp being married dorks as if that’s not what they are literally every fucking day

[danandphilupdates]

Putting the fun in funeral!

DAN AND PHIL GAMES IS BACK FROM THE DEAD

phil insta post

16/10/23

[kermitheefrog]

rules: answer 21 questions and tag 21 ppl!

tagged by: @gayprinces (this is litcherally from february im the worst)

nickname: rob/robbie/orey

zodiac: virgo

height: 5’5 (i think lol)

last movie i saw: handsome devil

last thing i googled: nintendo direct 2019

favorite musician: janelle monae, hozier or gorillaz

song stuck in my head: guiltless by dodie

other blogs: @robinsimblr (sims blog) @boogarasrightsactivist (bfu blog) @danniegetyourgun (dnp blog)

do i get asks: often, sometimes im too tired 2 answer so i just delete them oof

following: 591

followers: 789

amount of sleep: 7hrs

lucky number: 5! 18! 55!

what i’m wearing: hp pj pants and oversized maroon hoodie 

dream job: authorrrr

dream trip: amsterdam/point pleasant, west virginia

favorite food: sweet n sour chicken and rice/french toast/raspberry hamantaschen

languages: english/irish/french/basic hebrew/bits of polish/tiny bit of finnish

play any instruments: ukulele/tin whistle from primary school hghjhg

favorite songs: death with dignity by sufjan stevens/tranz by gorillaz/ill be seeing you by billie holiday

random facts: my first word was ‘no’ kjnmjhb

describe yourself as aesthetic things: soft blankets, inky fingers, messy hair, rain at midnight, chipped mugs, milky tea

tagging: @bellecesca @starshinemutual @toadade @stupid-dyke @rcmellura (i just picked the first few ppl in my notes am too lazy x)

[danfanciesphil]

Okay, I had this idea but I cANT WRITE SO hi,, a fic where dnp watch a horror movie and it really scares Dan and he can’t sleep so he gets up and goes to Phil’s room for comfort (you can choose the rest eheh)

loving that my followers are getting into the spoopy mindset in the first week of october, kudos. 

Enjoy! x

Come on, it’s Halloween, Dan! 

Phil’s words cartwheel through Dan’s mind, taunting him. Why does he ever listen to the prat? 

Scary movies on Halloween is the law. 

Dan had tried to protest. He had. There are times where a horror film seems like a fun, laughable activity to pass the time. In the middle of the day, for example, when the bright sunshine outside won’t fade for hours and hours, meaning that by the time it gets dark, Dan will have forgotten all about the gore and the jumpscares. 

A horror film late on Halloween night, however, is another matter entirely. It’s not that Dan doesn’t enjoy horror films. He appreciates them for what they are - an art form in their own right, a highly underrated genre that deserves more recognition. 

So, because he didn’t want to sound like a nutcase afraid of his own shadow, and because all his and Phil’s friends were watching him, Dan had surrendered. 

They’d watched The Grudge - a Phil-pick, obviously, as it stars his beloved waifu - and then Paranormal Activity, the first one. 

These two films in themselves hadn’t been that bad, even. Dan has seen them both before multiple times, so he figured he might be okay. But then someone, PJ, Dan thinks, suggested Guillermo Del Toro’s The Orphanage, which Dan had not seen before tonight. 

Why are foreign language horror films so much more terrifying? Perhaps the subtitles force you to look at the screen instead of hiding behind your hands. 

Or maybe Dan is just a wuss. 

So now, Dan is laid in his bed, his lamp still on. He’s been flat on his back, every limb securely beneath the covers, for what must be an hour now, maybe longer. 

He’s frozen, rigor mortis having set in prematurely as he lays in the dark, at 3am, waiting to be murdered by Tomas, a deformed little ghost boy with a sack on his head. 

This is all fucking Phil’s fault. 

The more Dan thinks about his predicament, the more he thinks Phil should really be the one to pay the price for it. After all, he himself looked a little pale after finally switching the TV off once The Orphanage had ended. In fact, as people began to file out of their door, they seemed a little shaken. Dan remembers, as he waved goodbye, that he really, really didn’t envy them, heading off separately into the wee hours on Halloween night. 

So yeah, Phil should definitely feel bad about traumatising everyone. If anyone should be punished for bringing on this post-horror film anxiety, especially when he knows Dan gets scared, it’s Phil. 

Dan thinks about it for around five minutes longer, trying and trying to summon an ounce of courage from the base of whatever flimsy noodle has replaced his spine. 

Then, resisting the urge to scream in terror, Dan throws the covers off himself, and jumps off the bed, bolting to his bedroom door so fast he’s a little shocked at his agility. 

He yanks the door open and runs through, then sprints over into Phil’s room, closing the door behind him before leaping onto the bed. 

Phil immediately yelps in fear, which makes Dan scream in return. They both cower from one another, petrified and confused, and then Phil flicks on his bedside light. 

He has no glasses on, and he’s squinting. His hair is sticking up every which way, but he has his hand out in a karate chop stance, as though his plan were to battle an intruder with his kung-fu skills from beneath the duvet. 

“Dan?” Phil asks after he’s registered what’s going on. He’s breathing heavily, clearly still panicked. “What’s going on? What are you-?”

“I’m sleeping in here.” Dan tells him crossly, shoving his legs under the covers and shuffling down. “Don’t try and argue with me.” 

Phil stares at him. Dan can practically hear the cogs whirring in his brain as he attempts to process what’s going on. 

Then, a smile breaks across Phil’s soft, pink mouth. He shuffles down to lie beside Dan, staring at him amusedly from the other pillow. 

Dan scowls in return. 

“You’re scared.” 

“Fuck you.” 

“You know, I swear I thought I saw some long black hair peeking out from under that pillow…”

“I fucking hate you.” 

“You’re right, nothing will yank you out of bed and down the hall.” Phil smiles sweetly. “Well, probably.” 

Dan hits him multiple times in the shoulder, making Phil laugh. “You’re such a dick! You knew I’d get scared!” 

“Ow!” Phil chuckles, seizing hold of his wrist to stop him. “Look-”

“How many times have I told you that I can’t watch horror films before bed?” Dan demands accusatorially. “The way I see it, you’re the one that got me in a state, so you’re the one who has to deal with my insane paranoia.”

Phil tries to look ashamed, but he’s still smiling. Dan growls, turning over so he’s facing the other way. Of course, this means he’s facing the dark void of Phil’s unlit bedroom, but that can’t be helped right now. 

He shuts his eyes so he doesn’t torture himself with picking shapes out of the shadows. 

“I’m a bed hog, by the way.” Dan bites out. “Not sorry.” 

“You act like I don’t know that already.” 

This catches Dan off guard, and he opens his eyes for a moment, forgetting the darkness swarming from all sides. 

“We haven’t shared a bed in years.” 

“Did you ever consider that maybe I had an ulterior motive, plying you with horror films tonight?”

A shiver cascades over Dan’s body, rippling goosbumps into his skin. This time, they aren’t born of fear. He turns, slowly, flipping over to face Phil again. 

He eyes the older man with suspicion. “You mean to tell me… that you knew if I was scared enough, I’d…”

“Crawl into bed with me?” Phil supplies, still smirking with amusement. “I might have remembered that’s something you used to do after our scary film nights way back when.” 

Dan’s mouth falls open, indignant. “You manipulated me.”

Phil nods happily, seeming completely unconcerned by this. “I wanted to cuddle you.” He pauses, flushing slightly. “I’ve wanted to for ages, actually.”

The information passes over Dan, seeping into his skin, rushing through his blood. It doesn’t seem real. Perhaps this is all a strange, adrenaline-induced dream. 

Partly to be sure it isn’t, and partly because Phil is still a fucking dick, Dan hits him in the shoulder again. 

“You could’ve just asked me!” 

“I thought you might find it weird.” Phil confesses, shrugging. “This was way more likely to work.” 

Dan reddens, hating his own predictable nature. He shifts and scowls, resisting the urge to stick his tongue out at Phil like a child. 

“Fat chance,” he mumbles. “No way I’m cuddling someone who tortures me with my worst fears just to get me into bed.”

Phil doesn’t say anything, so Dan looks into his face, suspicious. Phil is staring at something over Dan’s shoulder, eyes wide and unblinking. 

“Dan, is that… Tomas?” 

Dan shoots forwards into Phil’s arms so fast it almost winds them both. Phil laughs for what seems like fifty years, not letting Dan wriggle out of his grasp, so Dan does the only thing he can think of to shut Phil up. 

When he draws back from the kiss, he notices goosebumps along Phil’s arms. 

[scifiphan]

i was tagged by @gxldenboyphil ! tysm molly, i’m in a lecture and everyone is fighting a mature aged student it’s intense (i love uni)

rules: answer 30 questions and tag 30 people

name: teddii nickname: ted gender: female star sign: cancer height: 166xm time: 1:11pm birthday: july 16 favourite band: mumford and sons! favourite solo artist: ed sheeran song stuck in my head: despacito  last movie I watched: idk the name of it but it was swedish and SO GOOD last show I watched: the bachelor australia when did I create my blog: june! what do I post: literally it’s 90% dnp and pj with the occasional other faves last thing I googled: the Islamic State’s magazine (it’s for uni okay) do you have other blogs: i abandoned them all do you get asks: yes, you guys ask me some weird stuff why did you choose this blogname:  i  love scifi and dnp and was like “lol it sounds like scifi fan. i’m a scifi fan” blogs you are following: 280ish? followers: 1908!! (ya girl is close to 2k) favourite colours: green and pink average hours of sleep: either 5 or 12 there is no inbetween lucky number: 16 instruments: violin, percussion (with a speciality in mallets and timpani), piano. guitar, viola, cello what am I wearing: a long sleved red maxi dress with a floral pattern how many blankets I sleep with: 2 but usually 1 dream job: documentary maker or travel photographer or un ambassador dream trip: i already did my dream trip tbh but iceland!!!!! or japan! favourite food: sushi tbh or chocolate nationality: australian favourite song right now: buzzcut season - lorde

idk who to tag but pls feel free to do it and pretend i tagged u x

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