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[seowoobins]

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[nylilcosmos]

warmup for the first day of #vamptober

♱ 1. Dracula ♱

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Bonnie: We’re all doomed by the narrative.

Roxy: Maybe you are. I’m the narrative’s favorite.

[later]

Roxy: Update! turns out this is not a good thing for me!

[tacit-semantics]

Wait oh my god happy almost anniversary to the sinus infection that ended up tanking my life for a solid year

[webtoonenjoyer]

This panel makes me laugh a lot dnjdjd

[sillagen]

Her yerde Rizeli uşağı görüyorum. Allah sahibine bağışlasın diyerek bıraksak keşke oğlanı ndjdjrjr Su an hayatında biri varsa kız bir an da sevgilisinin ülkedeki çoğu kız tarafından ilgi görmesine gıcık oluyordur. Dnjdjd

[opsarethere]

BABYYYYYYYYY MY BOYFRIEND DNJDJD

[arginnit]

well i mean he’s always wearing that one outfit that the other dead guy was wearing. additionally is ranboo out/aware that they’re nonbinary here? Just bc it’s entertaining to me when it’s like. Dealing with the Horrors but also I’ve just realized some things about myself.

ranboo/roman, constantly seeing the guy he beat to death out of the corner of his eye, to Tommy: yeah I think I’m haunted. I wonder if he’s going to try and kill me too. I wish I could do something about it. Also could you try out some they/them when talking about me I’m trying to figure something out

the jacket is a uniform but the dead guys fit is different! Its just two very generic sports jackets dnjdjd

but with the NB stuff I actually thought about it a bit! he's not out nor does he even know that mean I don't think, he's got a lot of more "urgent" baggage to sort through before he gets to that jsjdd

he calls himself ranboo (name he uses for the internet) and dislikes his real name but is a bit embarrassed to admit it so everyone just calls him roman

he would later tell tommy about that at least ^^

main thing is that I don't think he's informed about any of that at all, he does know he's gay cus well, he likes men.

basically 1) he lives in a very small town 2) he doesn't talk to anyone 3) hes not online enough to figure it out through there

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Thoughts~

Bonnie being angry and disappointed at Freddy when Cassie helps bring him back only for him to see the destruction and decay of his family and home that Freddy allowed to happen because of Gregory, and breaks up with him.

Bonnie later slowly starts falling in love with Proto Freddy (maybe a bit of it is Bonnie projecting but he's def falling) instead.

And Freddy can see it happening from where he is.

Gay drama~

(Long post. I went off on one lmao and can't use read mores on my phone, sorry mobile users)

Ohhh that's a fun one! Bonnie rebounding onto Protobear and after a while those feelings become real... he deserves it honestly. He deserves a happy ending after everything, and so does Protobear! Bet that's an emotional rollercoaster to get through though... That party doesn't sound fun... For them anyway. Very fun for us though! Sucks to be them!

You know what else is fun for this? Bonnie falling for whoever Freddy believed deactivated him. Freddy treating someone differently before the events of SB, and side eying them all the time, not trusting them at all because of what the must have done to Bonnie... It must have been them! They're the only one the makes sense! They're the one that made him disappear and is trying to act like everything's normal! They must be to blame! They took his Bonnie from him and won't tell him what they did or where he is! Whether he's right or not is irrelevant, if he believes it's true, he's going to want nothing to do with them! They need to stay away from Bonnie!

And now here he is. Watching Bonnie flirt with that person. Be it Monty, Roxy, Moon, Chica, whoever. Freddy finally saying out loud what he's felt he's known for a long time now, that this animatronic killed him, how could Bonnie possibly even still look at them, never mind fall in love with them after that?!

Bonnie's face falls flat. He turns to Freddy and stares him right in the eyes. "They didn't do it, Freddy." or even, "They did it to save me, Freddy. What did you do?"

Absolutely devastating. The gay drama is so good

On another note, this is making me think of Protobear and Roxy being fucking hilarious. "Hey, you wanna really freak him out?" one of them asks and they start fake dating in front of Freddy to piss him off. Like they're the most over the top, mushy couple with the most insufferable nicknames, trying so hard not to laugh their asses off, and the first one to crack loses. Everyone gets in on it. Whaaaaat?? Roxy and Protobear?? Oh they're sooooo in love so so so in love, they're not pretending, they would never pretend!!

Jskdndk they get Cassie in on it and she starts calling them mum and dad 2 and Freddy is pointedly trying to leave the room as quickly as possible, but as usual, the fucking doors aren't letting him out again. They're always on the blink now, it's absolutely never Roxy using her security clearance to play Musical Doors with him. Nope. Never. Look at their fake mushy romance boy, you can't escape.

Freddy has never been more confused and sickened in his life. He's always hated Roxy and Roxy's always hated him, this is the worst thing to have to watch ever. He's even more upset if Bonnie pretends to be their partner as well, and even more so if Roxy was who he assumed deactivated him. This is a nightmare scenario and he's being so brave about it.

Sat there trying so hard not to say a word. He's so fine. Not glaring at all. No no no, he's not staring listlessly at them, he's just trying to contact maintenance via the network, obviously. He's not resisting the urge to grimace and not wishing the floor would swallow him up right now. Absolutely not. He would never. He's so so so happy for them. Yup. So so happy. Could not be happier. Why won't these fucking doors open?!

You could apply the fake dating to Protobear and Bonnie specifically too. Bonnie's going through a rebound, and he knows it, so he stays away from Protobear for a while. He tries to take care of himself and the others are right there to help him out the best they can. When he's feeling better, he starts gradually spending more time with Protobear (who has had the situation of Bonnie and Freddy explained to him and is very understanding about it) and the two start slowly building a friendship. Slowly, so as to not rush Bonnie through anything. Protobear himself has walked away from several hangouts because he can tell that Bonnie is struggling, even if he won't admit it, they're handling this with the utmost care...

But then Bonnie, Roxy, Monty and Chica, the four that should never be trusted without supervision, get talking. Bonnie is laughing at these three clowns telling him all about how they're fucking with Freddy for fun, and let him in on some of their schemes. They're hilarious, and he would have thought so before everything happened too, even if he did think they were a bit mean at times. I mean, rallying a bunch of kids to gang up on Freddy in their Fazerblast game as a 'super secret mission' is a touch mean, right? Not anymore. He deserves it.

But then they get to thinking. Bonnie wants to try messing with him too. They bring him in on some of their dastardly plans, and come up with several new ones for him, and believe me, at this time, not a single one of them has the braincell, so you can imagine the bullshit they come up with lmao. He finds this weirdly cathartic. The ability to moderately inconvenience Freddy in funny ways is more fun than he thought it'd be. He was worried it would hurt, worried it would make him think about things too much, and while it does hurt to look at him sometimes... Well his heart is more with his friends than ever now. He feels no desire to be nice to him, or to go back to how things were anymore. He's okay now and this is what makes that real to him...

Then one day it hits him. His own plan to mess with Freddy. Completely his own, the three stooges had nothing to do with this one. It hit him when he was hanging out with Protobear and DJ. What if they were fake dating in front of Freddy? Bonnie and Protobear! Madly in love, with the most sickeningly sweet pet names and the worst pick up lines you've ever heard in your life! DJ thinks that would be pretty mean... But would get him so good, he's a surprisingly petty guy sometimes. Protobear agrees and is completely up for this, it sounds hilarious, but... is Bonnie sure he's ready for that? Is he sure he can handle that?

They think on it a bit and talk to the others about it, who think that's fucking genius but have the same concerns as Protobear. Sunny thinks it's a bit much (and he's probably right) but is very excited to play along with this. He loves playing pretend, he's where Cassie gets it from. When they decide they're gonna do it, they set a few boundaries just in case, make a safe word for if they feel they start going too far with it, and swear to eachother to call it off if it all starts getting too much... Or maybe too real.

Oh my god they have so much fucking fun with it. Protobear has never laughed so hard in his life. The others joining in, helping them pull this off, and building on the joke too make it even more fun! They're having a blast and Freddy is suffering greatly! Customer service mode can't save him now!

But after a while, things start to change. Some of the flirting becomes a little too heartfelt. The insistence that they're not actually a thing becomes less frequent. The act starts to spill over into their everyday lives. Suddenly, they're not so sure this is still a joke anymore. Suddenly, the overdramatic cuddles last until long after Freddy has left the room. Suddenly, they're starting to wonder what it be like to be together for real.

Realisation hits and oh god oh no oh fuck this was NOT the PLAN god DAMN IT

So much fun to be had here!

One more funny one: instead of just Roxy or Bonnie pretending to be with Protobear, what if it's everyone? Protobear has one giant polycule going on where everyone apparently adores him and he dotes on everyone cause he loves them all so so so much. Freddy is staring in disbelief at the 'romantic' cuddle pile Protobear is right in the centre of like this is the most normal thing in the world. It's a Plex wide competition to see who can be the most insufferable in a fake relationship and whoever cracks first loses. It's a team effort! A coordinated attack! And sometimes they actually do fluster Protobear and eachother they're all having fun!

I'd like to call this plan the Protocule :)

(Also, hi jellycreamjammedart! This is the first post I've made today so you may wanna check I've not reblogged with more additions later on. I know you get online kinda late in my timezone, or at least that's when I tend to see you around, so saying this is just in case!)

[glitchyvoice]

so what im getting is the crowns are like the soul gems. i am grinning. is ascension to godhood just becoming a magical girl or is it a separate thing?? gods/magical girls different or the same??

heket and nari being a duo is interesting, im excited to see where that goes!!

how about kallamar?? whats going on w him?? shamura?? im so so curious about all the stuff in this au

hey!! sorry i took so long i overslept a bit

but i rlly wanna hear more rambles on the magical girl au i need to know more stuff about it

it's alright!!!

just what do you want me to ramble about?

like there's a lot of stuff I have in this au but either I ramble on my own or someone ask something specific like "does this happen in ur au" or something along those lines...

gosh I should've specified that earlier... T^T

[sannylity]

Hi! I’m the random spanish speaking anon from your 3am Haze story that offered to beta read spanish if you needed xd Just sending an ask bc it didn’t let me dm you, no need to answer it tho! Love your stories!

Hello! I will DM you back in a day, I made a poll regarding Spanish dialogues and needed input on it first. But thank you once again for offering to help! I never thought someone would offer to beta read for me dnjdjd

Te amo mucho <33 (idk if this is right. i just started learning about the me, te, se part💀)

[ants-personal]

i have now gotten super into iasip & bc of this i have made a macdennis playlist dfhald. wld u like the link to it? (totally cool if u say no /gen)

Oh my god dnjdjd i love this show and ship so much. Of course id love too! Playlists are lowkey my favorite thing they are always so unique.

[kimakento]

ooooooo im actually not that much of a jpop stan (im more of a mix of kpop jpop and cpop) but ive heard a few of the names of their companymates!! ill have to check them out ^^

NGL I PRIORITIZED WATCHING THE LAPONE BEHIND,,, in my defense,,, i needed the crumbs. crumbs that didnt involve nishi whining bc he was getting destroyed in smash bros LMAOKDJDJD -🌱

it’s okay dw anon you get the best of both worlds!! i’m actually a really big jpop fan i never stop talking about it 🙁 atarashii gakko are really well known, fruits zipper is also a good group !

are we the same person?? I ALSO WATCHED THE LAPOSTA BEHIND TOO LMFAOOO i watched the first 2 videos i only have the last one left !.:££/£//

don’t kill me but i haven’t finished the smash bros series… haha…

AND YES THE CRUMBS DNJDJD sorry i needed syoya n nishi to interact sooooo bad (they haven’t yet) but atleast i got kimuren and sho, mame, takumi, mj and takeru (the pull up clips HAHA) seeing takechi there shocked me?? he also did 10?? TEN WHOLE PULLUPS while takumi did 3 😭

i loved the dxteen n jo1 interactions

mame im not too surprised. his gym bro-ification must be studied. (i’m not too opposed because mame arms… PLEASE WATCH THE MASTER CONSULTATION BAR HI!JO1 EP IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY)

[superherokisser]

Hiiii how are you

DNJDJD not good<3 but thank you for asking!!! hru

[85-og]

motor güven vermiyor hiç ya iyi karar versin dnjdjd

Bence karar vermesin beni dinlesin ben hayır diyorum, olmaz diyorum, alıp gelince ne diyeceksin ki diyor, parasına bakmadan üstüne benzin döker yakarım diyorum, kemiklerini kırarım diyor nemdndmndöf böyle bir ilişki işte dnmdnd

[baekhvuns]

Omg does NFL really come up when you search football? Must be your location, in Europe I see the right type of football. My friend explained American football to me in return... it's so weird 😭

Lmao Mbappe, he found himself in a bit of a situation, whatever shall he do 🤔 Bellingham might go to Liverpool, but I know Madrid is eyeing him. But I'm sorry Zidane couching Brazil??? Mou too??? Let's relax

Portugal really lost so much this WC, oh well... better luck next time. That team was always very unstable, let's be honest it was on Ronaldo to make them win multiple times, not to belittle players like Pepe or earlier - Figo who saved their asses too, but it is what it is

Did you play cricket yourself? I had to play volleyball in school, almost every single P.E class for years I DETESTED IT and I fractured my wrist permanently because of it... I used to go to hockey games actually! I started playing mini golf in high school, there was a sports centre next to my school and we would go there, found out I was pretty decent at golf. But don't make me watch it

Pique definitely thinks he's THE SHIT, meanwhile he's become a pathetic villain 😬 but not in a cool way. Oh yeah the Mou Madrid, Pep Barca time was something else, toxic and I was definitely TOO invested in the rivalry lollll, but the matches, the spectacle 😭🤚🏻

Maybe the biting stays in the Suarez family 👁👁

This reply sususajshahsha man has the duality. Really?! 2023 will be wild for him then, good luck Salah 👋🏻 and shit, that kid's statistics already look better than some players' with 10 years of careers 😅

In London many people hang out in the same areas so it's really easy to come across someone more or less famous. You need to visit for a Y/N moment. Oooh who do you know 👀

I just realised the title is Hot & Cold, someone at SM said "you two need to end your beef besties, cause I ship you"

"One line" for Hwa 😭 hopefully not autotuned like in Paradigm. STFU ABOUT THE IT BOY BULLSHIT I'M TIRED

Sometimes when we look at attractive and nice people we think "how can they be single" but it's not that easy hahahah. Jackson needs to host more parties I guess

I remember Teezers playing basket on Fever Road and Hwa wasn't the best, got manhandled <3 BUT BAEK WHERE'S THAT SPORTY AU I NEED IT NOOOOOOW . But jfc, this is so vile, I'm not shocked, but poor guy. OLD? He was 16-18... the rest was probably 13 or some shit

Lil Exol Hwa now people have no money to see you sksgakahalsbakakak 😢🥺

And the cry fest continues

Do you randomly hear FIX ON when you're trying to sleep cause your neighbour Mingi down the street is going at it?

HOT AND DELUSIONAL...damn. I got Dino on the SVT one, I lost the description, but it was kinda accurate actually

Why can't we have more of these type of interactions they're so adorable

A vampire or an angel not sure...... - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Omg does NFL really come up when you search football? Must be your location, in Europe I see the right type of football. My friend explained American football to me in return... it's so weird 😭

yes it does! 😭😭😭 i think it is a location thing too dbwmbdsk NO BC IT IS SO WEIRD IT IS AND SO CONFUSING i only watch it for the halftime, and now miss rihanna is doing the halftime 🤲🏻 cannot wait,, i hope she does it for the next wc too

Lmao Mbappe, he found himself in a bit of a situation, whatever shall he do 🤔 Bellingham might go to Liverpool, but I know Madrid is eyeing him. But I'm sorry Zidane couching Brazil??? Mou too??? Let's relax

im afraid he will chose money in the end 🤩🤩 i rly do not wanna see him at rm it’ll tbh ruin it for me fbdbdb i THINK ITS CONFIRMED HES DOING MADRID, if haaland goes there too it’ll be unstoppable! DNJDJD zidane, mourinho, ancelotti AND guardiola too now! r9’s backing zidane up for the role,, but ancelotti would fit right in,,, whatever it’ll be it’s gonna be crazy

Portugal really lost so much this WC, oh well... better luck next time. That team was always very unstable, let's be honest it was on Ronaldo to make them win multiple times, not to belittle players like Pepe or earlier - Figo who saved their asses too, but it is what it is

no yeah! shocking but i guess some what for the good, hopefully next year for sure! if not 1st then top3 at max!! YEAHHH even watching their matches it was really just ronaldo trying to score or the team trying to MAKE ronaldo score instead of creating passes or goals,,, u can tell it annoyed him too bc he works well in a team,,, maybe some new players were intimidated but damn what a way to end it

Did you play cricket yourself? I had to play volleyball in school, almost every single P.E class for years I DETESTED IT and I fractured my wrist permanently because of it... I used to go to hockey games actually! I started playing mini golf in high school, there was a sports centre next to my school and we would go there, found out I was pretty decent at golf. But don't make me watch it

i did sometimes! tho it was only deemed as a sport guys played so id just be the one catching the balls 😭😭,, my sibling who was going to do the cricket as his future and practiced to join the under 19 trainings teams however he quit 🧍🏻‍♀️ also bc he got injured by the insanely heavy hard ball dbdbd,,,, NOOO????? MISS MAAM WHAT TYPE OF VOLLEY U PLAYING???? HITTING IT THAT HARD?? the most one gets is the red arm or a muscle pull BUT A BROKEN WRIST???? MAAM.

Pique definitely thinks he's THE SHIT, meanwhile he's become a pathetic villain 😬 but not in a cool way. Oh yeah the Mou Madrid, Pep Barca time was something else, toxic and I was definitely TOO invested in the rivalry lollll, but the matches, the spectacle 😭🤚🏻 //// Maybe the biting stays in the Suarez family 👁👁

he thinks he’s the shift after be bagged shakira BRO ITS NOT GONNA CHANGE U AS A PERSOND DBDB it just made him worse 😭😭😭😭 absolutely!!!! u could like smell the toxicity in the air, the tension AAAHH THE RIVALRY WHAT TIME IT WAS DJDJDJ no bc i was too, butthurt whenever madrid scored dbdb <33 it better stay in the family 😭😭😭 next thing u know it’s passed out to other players

This reply sususajshahsha man has the duality. Really?! 2023 will be wild for him then, good luck Salah 👋🏻 and shit, that kid's statistics already look better than some players' with 10 years of careers 😅

LMFAOOOO GTFOOO DBDBDBDBDB its so funny every year but also so sad 😭😭😭 memes are the best part,,, good luck to him indeed i wonder if he’ll disable his comment section fbfbfb,,, NO LITERALLY??? how’s that EVEN possible,,,, damnnn bro will play in the generation if cr jr. 🫡

but i wanted to ask how was ur and ur londoner friends reaction to kane’s penalty dhdh

In London many people hang out in the same areas so it's really easy to come across someone more or less famous. You need to visit for a Y/N moment. Oooh who do you know 👀

I AM ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW,,,, there’s a cricketer who was in the prime/peak cricket team era that went rly popular who are family friends! tho his mom’s 🔫🔫🔫 too arrogant about her son being at that level dbdb another is a singer (??) more producer who’s songs are very, very well known in & not a wedding goes by that don’t have his songs playing + was a recent discovery actually, who’s in the family and lives in london! and the other is actually thru my cousins who live in london, they know bellingham tho not personally but thru groups! tho if u come here u will spot ryan reynolds outside universities doing either deadpool filming or god knows what and some netflix or disney show filming! IF U WATCHED RIVERDALE that shitty show was filmed down the street <3 trash <3

I just realised the title is Hot & Cold, someone at SM said "you two need to end your beef besties, cause I ship you"

HFKWHDKWHDKWKCJC NO BC THATS WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE TOO seulkai what a duo,, the song was great too! broke me out of my hibernation and have begun to write yunho’s fic 🔫

"One line" for Hwa 😭 hopefully not autotuned like in Paradigm. STFU ABOUT THE IT BOY BULLSHIT I'M TIRED /// Sometimes when we look at attractive and nice people we think "how can they be single" but it's not that easy hahahah. Jackson needs to host more parties I guess

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 HOPEFULLY NO AUTOTUNE OR MIC DIFFICULTIES I NEED TO HEAR HIM 😭😭😭 juyeon + hwa collab better be seen on that stage !!!! NO SRS atp there is no term it boy, fans have destroyed the meaning behind it,,, he needs to host more parties to finally find his y/n 😭😭

I remember Teezers playing basket on Fever Road and Hwa wasn't the best, got manhandled <3 BUT BAEK WHERE'S THAT SPORTY AU I NEED IT NOOOOOOW . But jfc, this is so vile, I'm not shocked, but poor guy. OLD? He was 16-18... the rest was probably 13 or some shit

do u think he lets them man handle him bc he doesn’t want to unleash his side 🔫 that one show where they all were taught by kids,,, his INTRO WAS CUT I COULDNT EVEN SEE IF HE COULD KICK PROPERLY OR IF HE WAS JOKES,,, BESTIE ITS BEEN ON MY MIND THAT TRACK AU 😭😭😭no bc what a way to pull his spirit down bUT him now must he a kick in the face for those who rejected him

Lil Exol Hwa now people have no money to see you sksgakahalsbakakak 😢🥺 /// And the cry fest continues /// Do you randomly hear FIX ON when you're trying to sleep cause your neighbour Mingi down the street is going at it?

IM, IVE HAD ENOUGH OF HIM I NEED HIM TO INTERACT WITH EXO LIVE 😭😭😭 exo concert coming and u know half of them will be there ✊🏻

yeah! i hear him spit bars too it’s crazy ill record it next time!

HOT AND DELUSIONAL...damn. I got Dino on the SVT one, I lost the description, but it was kinda accurate actually

THE BEST COMBO DBDBDBDB 😭😭😭 i got scoups! here’s another and u better pick god save the queen 🔫

Why can't we have more of these type of interactions they're so adorable /// A vampire or an angel not sure...... - DV 💖

they really are 😭😭 need a chaotic year end stage for 4th gen where they all just go crazy and have interactions to piss off the kr fans,,,, A FALLEN ANGEL 🤚🏻🤚🏻

anon HFKWHDKQHDWK WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE HES ACTUALLY SINGING IT TOO FBFB

down bad. SILVER HAIR BACK !!!!!

😭😭???

😀😀🧍🏻‍♀️ what is going on ??