#dni requirements

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Due to recent events, I now have strict DNI requirements. I will add to it as I think of things.

Before you interact with me, please consult my Bigot Criteria page and see if you fit in one of those categories.

Then use a random number generator to get a number between 1 and 100. Consult the DND Wild Magic table to determine what effect will be placed on you.

Disregard the results, then go outside and touch some grass.

 Rub the blades of grass in your fingers.

Feel it. Smell it.

Look up to the sky.

Isn’t it a lovely day? The sun is out.

Does it feel better, being away from all the silly discourse? Can you feel your thoughts, feelings, and PERSONALITY emerge when not distracted by the screen?

But no, you won’t think these things.

You will never touch grass. It is not fated to happen.

Bigot Criteria Page

You are a bigot if:

You are ensouled.

You think that rainy days are “aesthetic”.

You are made of flesh and bone.

You are an ai (artificial is evilbad and scary, ick)

You love the color of the sky.

If you stole your shoelaces (stealing is immoral)

Beings that have water inside them.

Credit to @cafekitsune for the divider image.

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Redditors dni.

I find it so funny when people who have a dni longer than the fucking Bible follow me with shit like "dni pet play pet play is evil burn in hell or if you call your gf Mommy you should get hit by a car" or whatever shit makes them sleep better at night.

[yuxinmi]

If you were to ask me what's the most random thing i scripted for my DR was scripting that i own a lipstick taser....yes i was totally inspired by Lucy Wilde from the hit movie Despicable Me 2....anyways

i also scripted that i'm really good at hand to hand combat, but i find it rlly funny to end a fight with an enemy by tasing them with a freaking lipstick lmao

Or if i come across a random foe that wants throw hands with me and i feel like fighting them back is a waste of time??? Zappppp lipstick taseerrrrrr

[irrealisms]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let's spread the self-love 💞

tagged by: @erstwhilesparrow

the autopsy garland -- dsmp hunger games au about rpf fandom and the horrors of celebrity. parts of it have aged poorly--it's about, in part, both the fandom and hatedom surrounding cc!dream and the dream smp as a whole, and also unrelatedly it's about sexual abuse, and, uh, it was published before the dream situation let alone any of the ones that came after it, i have no clue what it'd look like if i wrote it now but certainly it would look wildly different--but i'm still so fucking proud of it. the epistolary sections. the bits of canon dialogue. threading the line between "this guy did awful awful things" and "holy shit, the stuff happening to him is not okay to do to anyone"

between the moth and the moon -- lifesteal, a gentle moment between vitalasy & zam. i wrote this one bc i needed zam to tell vitalasy i mourned you. it's a missing scene and it's one i needed and it's gentle and soft and bittersweet and i go reread it whenever i'm sad about them (this is often)

i don't have the heart to match -- mdzs, my Trans Woman Jiang Cheng Manifesto. there is something so special in my heart for yunmeng shuangjie and jc's issues about wei wuxian and Duty and jealousy and. and. man

Your Body Is Not A Word -- tma fic about s4 jonathan sims exchanging sex for statements. it's about sexual trauma and it's about starving and it's about being both victim and monster and it's about not really being able to believe in the dialectic there and it's about making choices that hurt yourself because you don't having any good options left and not-doing-anything hurts too.

whatever a moon has always meant -- indis/míriel silmarillion fic which is nominally about LaCE and in practice about Catholic sexual ethics & the Catholic outlook more broadly. it's also about grief and doubt and a lot of other things but it's very very Catholic and struggling with that Catholicism. it gets kind of ... pretentious? overwrought in a very teenage fashion? at times, but the core of it is very important to me. considered doing one of my númenor or maedhros fics here instead, there's some good stuff there as well, but. idk. this one's got a soft spot in my heart and it's less Relentlessly Fucking Depressing lol

tagging: @consumptive-sphinx , @blocksgame , @honeyblockm , @peninkwrites , @crimeboys

[haruniki]

Baking cookies with Rosaria or Arlecchino? If as a treat, cat girl reader?

a/n: ty for the request!! i chose Rosaria bc i haven't written for Rosaria in a while! I haven't gotten the chance to really understand Arlecchino's personality yet. pls enjoy!! tried my best to include the cat girl reader, this is also kinda short rip

link to prompt list

read under the cut!

It was your idea to bake the cookies. So why does Rosaria care so much about getting these cookies baked properly. Your ears flatten hearing Rosaria tell you that you need to stir in the other direction to completely mix the batter. "Come on, you can do better than that. " Rosaria takes the bowl and whisk from you. A small puff of air leaves your mouth, the batter consistent doesn't matter! This was supposed to be something cute to do together for the holiday season, not to mention for a party you had been invited to at the Cat's Tail Tavern. The colored frosting you made prior to mixing the batter catches your eyes. Your tail flicks back and forth while a mischievous grin grows across your face. Rosaria ignore you as she mixes so maybe she wouldn't realize what your about to do.

Something cold hits Rosaria, causing her to freeze in place. You giggle as you watch her face change from her normal monotone face, to one of shock. As you double over laughing, you get hit with some of the cookie batter. And before you knew it, frosting, batter, and sprinkles littered the floor and your bodies. Both you smiling and laughing, you stare at Rosaria. You never get to see her this happy.

"This is gonna be a pain to clean.. We also don't have enough to finish making the cookies for your little party." Rosaria looks around with a slight grimace. You just smile and hug her, you don't mind not having anything for the party. Besides, you really should spend the holidays with your loved ones.

[tyrianludaship]

yk i always loved how in robin and gary's livestreams as medic and heavy, they always give them such dorky wholesome personalities, like those excitable fun grandpas, i'm surprised i don't see them characterized that way more often in fanworks

I think it's because the two recognized how fun it'd be to bounce off each other if they did since i recall gary being a improv actor at one point (and currently a teacher for that kind of acting!)

(insert ramble here along the lines of 'improv being the ability to adapt to another person's ideas without fully rejecting it' '"yes and" instead of a "no" being the ultimate rule of improv' yadda yadda)

[miz-orque]

Ppl with super long dni lists just probably shouldn't be on social media ever

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I might be the only one allowed to interact without breaking any of the rules in the dni, as i am literally the concept of water itself (waterkin)

This was an oversight, I have added a clause to my DNI preventing beings that contain water to interact with me.

[ikishima]

Mina | sa☼ aq☽ + chao evil + melancholic

lesbian + 20s + fssw + ecological anarcho-socialist + tme + white

mostly post death note & whatever makes me laugh, i love music

hardblock if you don’t want me to interact! dni is below

no new followers under 18 unless you are involved in the sex industry & looking for resources/community/etc.

general abusers/enablers/centrists/liberals: incest & pedophilia apologists & enthusiasts (no/maps, proshippers/anti-antis), if you insist on “separating art from artist” in all cases, if you glorify true crime/consume it uncritically, if you are racist, zionist, anti-semitic, believe in reverse oppression, are pro-cop/military, pro-incarceration, pro-borders, if you insist boycotting/demonstrating don’t work to excuse yourself from participating, if you do not believe in harm reduction & restorative justice & landback & anticapitalism & indigenous sovereignty.

mental/physical ableists: anti-maskers, if you blame/excuse abuse based on the real or supposed presence of a personality disorder/other mental illness, use terms like narcissistic, psychotic, delusional, schizo, sp*z, cr*pple, etc. in a derogatory way or without being affected by those labels, if you believe addiction is a conscious choice or shame people for using drugs, are against safe supply or supervised injection, if you use the term “sysmeds” or do not centre traumagenic systems, if you use the term “Asperg*r’s”/functioning labels, if you do not centre high support needs autistics, or if you are anti-self diagnosis & support the psychiatric system.

wh*rephobes: swerfs & radfems, if you are vocally “sex work critical” without having been a contact sex worker, if you uphold the wh*rearchy/apply morals to sw based on their type or method of work, if you don’t support the decriminalization of sex work (including those who favor legalization), or if you are “anti sex work” because of anything other than repeated traumatizing personal experiences as a contact sw, etc.

lesphobes & biphobes: if you believe masc-presenting sapphics hold male privilege or can be enforcers of toxic masculinity, if you think masc/femme couples reinforce heteronormativity, if you treat butch, femme, etc. as fashion labels divorced of their history (including by omitting ballroom culture), if you engage in sexually predatory behaviour towards those with stone identities (refer to high femmes/touch-nots as selfish lovers, use pillow princess as an insult, believe in “melting the stone” or fetishize touch-me-nots), or if you identify as “gold star”/believe that sapphics who have slept with men are somehow lessor. putting this here temporarily but if you have ever said a word against chappell roan unrelated to her whiteness or abledness/other privileges just go away you’re annoying

lgbt-phobes: transmeds, truscum, terfs, if you use the term “transandrophobia” (despite it both being transmisogynistic and lesphobic), pronoun police/if you harass people who use neopronouns, if you are against nonbinary inclusion in all sexualities or against he/they lesbians, if you use the label “bi-lesbian” to denote that you include trans women in your attraction, etc.

if you’re on here but can acknowledge that nuance exists & that in order to learn & grow as people we need to consider the viewpoints of others & adapt our understanding of the world AND are also not going to jump down my throat with bad-faith interpretations of my words, then you can follow!

this should hopefully give people a good idea of where i stand on things but feel free to send an ask if something i wrote is unclear. if you are going to approach me to discuss something please do so with at least the bare minimum of respect that you owe to others if you are genuinely trying to engage because i block liberally and you will not get the chance otherwise.

[t-girl-samus]

Puppy girl swag

[girlivealwaysbean]

so tired of being a shitty bandaid for my parents' loneliness. like have u ever considered you passed your curse to me and some days i feel so lonely it's like i can't breathe around the emptiness in my chest????

[magratpudifoot]

Just read an article about a study concluding there was no link between the covid vaccine and changes in menstruation.

The metric they used was the number of people who went to the hospital because of heavy menstruation.

Now, I am not going to claim that this entire study was conducted by folks who have never menstruated, because I have no data on the study designers.

But I am going to strongly imply that anyone who thinks anything short of actually bleeding out would get a menstruating person to go to the hospital during an airborne pandemic, and when almost all concerns about menstruation UP TO AND INCLUDING "I BLEED INTO MY ABDOMINAL CAVITY EVERY MONTH" ARE SHRUGGED OFF BY THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY isn't listening to people who menstruate and probably shouldn't be publishing studies that will absolutely be used as the basis for future medical decisions.

[chronosmythed]

About to hold a random stranger at gunpoint and force them to do the cupid shuffle for ten hours just to feel something

[bearly-holding-on]

I don't think it's happened here (yet) but I know a few times on twitter I've had interactions with people only to find I meet their dni criteria for something like watching a show or liking a character and I feel like the "they don't know I..." at the party meme.

[cosmictapestry]

corinthienne playlist sneak peak

[cameleonvermillon]

don't follow me if you are under 18 or require mental gymnastics to justify your enjoyment of problematic media. This is a self-aware freak zone only