#dndads tour

[apricior]

my teeny the teen doll that is going to be part of my normal oak costume for the show in amsterdam is finally ready!! :]

(if anyone is coming to this show hmu! i'd love to say hi and give you a little gift)

[popcornkwantum]

(A bit late because I forgot, BUT)

DnDads Live show AMSTERDAM *.✧

All favorite parts and quotes of the chaos that happened in Amsterdam. This one is going to be long yall

Darryl's Amsterdam dad fact: he has been to Amsterdam before, but was so afraid of the red light district that he avoided ALL red lights (including those of traffic lights. So he ended up never leaving his hotel room)

At the same venue one day after the live show, there was a smut book convention lol, so Henry's Amsterdam dad fact was that he and Mercedes would go visit that

Ron's Amsterdam dad fact: he's banned from photographer's dark rooms, because he thought it was the red light district

We got the SMASH DADDIES oneshot

And Anthony's first note in the envelope was: "some sort of justification for a battle royale"

We got: all dads, all teens, THE MOTHMANS from Sons & sonsability and the PCs from the mountain of dadness. They all played 4 characters

It was so chaotic

Freddie went back and forth between Glenn and Taylor to compliment himself

AND AND Sons & sonsability co-DM Amanda Schuckman was also in the audience?? So she just joined on stage for the whole show!!

AND HERMIE WAS ALSO IN IT

The first time Anthony talked in the Hermie voice, one person very very loudly booed and Anthony went like "one guy booed and I agree"

"Martf [?? I don't know who that is?] I love your really long penis" ~ Ron

And then he got strangled with his own penis by Glenn

Elizabeth Mothman (beth): "I'm going to kill the hand." Anthony: "how are you going to do that?" Elizabeth Mothman: "I'm going to roll." Anthony: "... not what I meant."

HENRY (from S1) TELLING NORMAL THAT HE THINKS THAT HIS DAD IS GOING TO BE SO SO PROUD OF HIM :')

The group literally broke the game by killing the boss with 2x nat 20s on intimidation in a row

And then we got a DUNGEON (like Anthony wanted). A red light district dungeon where they had to find a magical bike helmet

(There was also a sheep minotaur but that wasn't used (I still really want to draw it tho))

And Paeden was there.

Darryl: "Paeden? I don't think you're allowed to be here." Paeden: "this is where I become a man."

"Roll a dexterity saving throw as a bike is going to run you over" ~ Anthony

Henry is convinced that he's in Berlin and can take his clothes off in the middle of street (??) And someone in the audience really loudly cheered

"She's far worse than a vampire, or a werewolf. She's a 40 year old woman."

HERMIE AGAIN. He was in almost every red light district dungeon room (it was less weird than it sounds now)

The dads basically had to make Anthony/Hermie feel physical or emotional pain (in the pain pain pain room) and feel love (in the love&embrace room)

"I'm not here to open my mind. I'm here to open my mouth: ~ Ron to Henry who was trying to convince the other dads to eat a plantburger at McDonalds

Henry trying to make Anthony fall in love with him: "Do you have a secret hunch on how you're going to die?" Anthony: "Yes. On stage. In Amsterdam."

THEY ALL SUNG THE GASTON SONG AS KARAOKE TOGETHER (we gave our inspiration to get them to do that."

Anthony took off his shirt during the song.

NORMAL ASKED OUT HERMIE

Darryl the wingman: "you should go on a date because you never know how long you will be alive." 💀

Hermie ACCEPTED

Freddie had a whole speech about whatever he was talking about, made a whole buildup to get everyone to pull out their phones and scan the QR-code

It was a webshop to buy a bicycle helmet

They really managed to shit as much as possible on the fact that Dutch people almost never wear a bicycle helmet lol

All people who had bought one at the end got free stuff from Anthony and Freddie tho!! Since this was the last show of the tour

It was REALLY GREAT!! Absolutely feel free to add things to this list! I made a lot of notes but absolutely didn't catch everything :D

[honeyspotpie]

*sighs* feeling sad that I missed out on the dndads European areas tour,, I knew I wouldn't be able to go but still :( I guess this is what happens when you live in the uncool part of Europe... BUT on that note - are there any Balkan/Southeast European dndadders on this app?? I'm genuinely curious I know I can't be the only one and I wanna know how many of you guys are regularly involved in this fandom HELP

[kaiynite]

Pics from the DNDADS LA live show!!! I got to meet them after (except will I said bye to him but he had to go home to his child) it was so amazing! I got them to sign my tour poster and a shirt for @radicalreliablerandomness !! I talked with Beth for a bit abt wanting to be in the industry. they r all such sweethearts :)))

[nick-close]

LOVE FINDING MYSELF IN THE SEATTLE CROWD AND REALIZING HOW AUTISTIC IM BEING,,

[thecoddaughter]

Trying to convince my bestie to go to the show closest to us (it’s not close at all). She told me she can’t tell me for a month (she’s got to be all adult and do stuff for her internship…). Her bf is finally on season two and I am still proud we indoctrinated him when they started going out.

[grape-souffle]

Trudy is my favourite artificial 1950s housewife fr

[bunnies1230]

Anthony and Beth having a "slap-off" at the NYC Live Show.

[h3avyhound]

they don’t have a single dnd mechanic where they need to be doing all that

(photo taken by ein_corny on insta)

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

HUGE WIN FOR ERIN O’NIEL FANS (me): REAL LIFE PERSON ERIN O’NIEL FEATURED AT DNDADS LIVE CHICAGO SHOW‼️‼️

[braindos]

They make me insane

(Based off of slippery slopes by @courtney-deserved-better)

[fitzroycontent]

If Anthony was a real feminist he would have slapped Beth as hard as he could

[popcornkwantum]

The Close family but as CATS*.✧

I'll be making these sillies into STICKERS for the upcoming DnDads live show (Both Amsterdam and Tilburg) !!! Very excited!!

[birdifulhuman]

Was told by Freddy Wong that I suck at taking photos, so he took my phone and took it for me

Was a surreal experience

[kmillar]

Beth May slapping Anthony Burch during the Dungeons and Daddies: The Areas Tour 👋🏻

Sorry about the camera angle at first, I wasn’t sure if we were allowed to record until Will mentioned how many people were filming 🤣

[nick-close]

I’m not functioning I’m still thinking about dndads tour. VIP tickets. I’ll cry. I’ll explode. I’ve never been happier. God is real and I’m so happy. Also since RTX was their bdsm ep sequel that means I don’t have to sit through that. I win the lottery…