#dnd hot

[sleepymccoy]

a sketch i enjoyed working up a bit.

Xenk looking a bit damp and bloodied. And just a wee bit in love, he's always got that kinda vibe about him ya know

[bluejay-makes]

Lamb

[keeperofthebees]

the d&d movie was so good. they captured the energy perfectly. exposition and character building and meeting that takes 10 minutes. travel across 3 countries in like 5 minutes. bullshit plans that work so hard. a dragon for no reason other than its a fuckin dragon. Chekov's gun but it's Chekov's arsenal. A paladin's autistic swag. nat 20 on the potato. crying. a very quick "where are they now" segment. everything.

[vampirismadvocate]

Anyway I’m a clown because this is how I chose to costume myself as a female Orc for a renfaire

In my defense, it was nearly 100 degrees out and being sexy is fun

[snarkspawn]

heeeeyho 💖

[sapphiregem01]

There is something so special to me about how everyone else in this picture is striking a fancy pose n shit and then there’s Tal and Travis dead in the middle both just kinda. standing there. (Menacingly, one might say)

[garnetdawn]

Had to dress up Horath for halloween :)

[myrling-art]

I think they'd be friends. 💛💜🤍

Just two misunderstood elven wizards. Sharing a cup of whiskey and chocolate.

Bonding over their pursuit of arcane discoveries, the lack of governmental funding for passion projects, and their shared hatred for parties.

[evans-endeavors]

HOT BOY SUMMER

The Bon Frères vibing on the beach 😎🏖️����🌊 My piece for the NADDPod Calendar collab!

The collab features 13 amazing NADDPod fan artists and was set up to raise money for charity! You can find more information on the project here! You can purchase physical copies of the calendar until January 15th, 2025! (8 days left!) (I have a copy, and it looks great!)

Really love how this turned out! Glad to be a part of such an awesome project.

[viccerys]

Fanart of Kar'niss from Baldur's Gate 3

He's my babygirl, my little princess

[emiko-matsui]

the only downside to naddpod being in a not-video format is having watched d20 and seeing how often murph completely silently breaks down over emily's hijinks but in a podcast that's registered as no reaction at all

[maxbarthelemy]

Mavrus the Unskooled, keeper of the Matrix Sunglasses. Just finished a hot boy summer relisten.

[munsondjarin]

you absolutely love hearing eddie nerd out. when he apologized for ranting once, you admit that not only do you think it’s really cute, but it’s a bit of a turn on. he never lets that fact go. you’re making out on his bed and he starts trailing kisses up your jaw. nearing your ear, he leans in to whisper “wanna hear about the different types of orcs?” you whip your head at him in confusion before he continues whispering in your ear, deepening his voice. “there’s uruk-hai, actually uruk means orc in black speech..” you fight back a laugh and he pulls away just enough for you to see the smirk on the corner of his lips. days later when he picks you up for a date and sees your outfit, he immediately goes “have i ever told you about the fall of gondolin?” as he wiggles his eyebrows. it becomes a common occurrence, hot whispers about elven politics and defeating dnd monsters in hopes to hear you giggle and feel your smile against his lips.

[askmrtorgue]

HEY! YOU THERE! WANT TO PLAY A TABLETOP ADVENTURE WITH A PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLER?

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THIS DEATH DADDY IS ABSOLUTELY ABOUT TO KILL ME AND I DON'T GIVEN EVEN A SINGLE F*CK.

NOT YOUR STYLE? NO PROBLEM, PLAYER, HE ALSO OFFERS TERRIFYING MURDER MOMMIES!

THIS WOMAN COULD DRINK MY BLOOD AND I WOULD SAY "THANK YOU"

OR MAYBE IT'S TIME TO EMBRACE EVERYONE'S TRUE SECRET DESIRE:

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WHEN OH WHEN WILL THESE TWO INCREDIBLE WOMEN ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS FOR ONE ANOTHER!??!!?

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HE EVEN HOSTS SEMINARS THAT TEACH YOU TO BE A BETTER ROLEPLAYER OR GAME MASTER!!

HE ALSO ASKED ME TO TELL YOU THAT SESSION 0'S ARE FREE, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!

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FIGHT OR MAYBE MAKE OUT WITH HOT EVIL VAMPIRES IN CURSE OF STRAHD (NOW AVAILABLE IN DEATH DADDY AND MURDER MOMMY)

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JOIN THIRSTY SWORD LESBIANS AND BE AS BAD AT ROMANCE AS YOU ARE GOOD AT KICKING ASS

JUMP INTO THE BLUE BOX AND EXPLORE ALL OF TIME AND SPACE

SOMETHING ABOUT LEARNING HOW TO BE A BETTER ROLEPLAYER IN A PERSONALIZED LECTURE

THERE'S A LOT MORE TO SAY, BUT THE NERD WRITING THIS SCRIPT STARTED TALKING ABOUT CHARACTER SHEETS AND SOMETHING CALLED NARRATIVE AGENCY, SO I HAD TO BEAT HIM WITH A FOLDING CHAIR UNTIL HE STOPPED. YOU CAN HELP PAY FOR THE BODYCAST I PUT HIM IN BY SIGNING UP TODAY!

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[snarkspawn]

some floating heads of my boy Asher, his guardian and his favourite people to go adventuring with ♥

[roachesart]

Blushing Tieflings. Larian make them Romanceable now!!! 💥🔫