#dnd greg

[frootlooppoptarts]

[incorrecthsrquotes]

The Ugly One: It's really cool that we discovered glass, which is the material that doesn't have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe. Very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical. D&D Greg: You sound like a 17th century chemist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid. So And So: HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION! Sci Fi Greg: DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID! So And So: NOT A GOOD IDEA!

[sylvansleuth]

Something sinks!

[flamesonthsideofmyface]

NEVER STOP BLOWING UP FINALE WAS SO GOOD

[starkju0]

Greg Stocks and Dang

[oldschoolfrp]

Werebear beneath a full moon (Greg Bell, D&D Supplement I: Greyhawk, TSR, 1976). The werebear stats were included in the original 1974 D&D rules alongside the werewolf, wereboar, and weretiger, while Greyhawk added the wererat.

[blogofholding117]

Over the nauteloid wall

[smxllalien]

been thinking about steven universe recently and how Greg and Steven are just Glenn and Nick in a different font

[kublakola]

brian "I just don't think REFERENCING AUSTIN POWERS is FUNNY in a DND CHARACTER" murphy must be grinding his teeth over greg stocks

[lathron]

[incorrect-dnd-quotes]

NPC Guard: “Who are you?”

Rogue: [rolling a Nat 1 on Deception] “We’re burglars!”

Bard: “No, no. No, no. We’re not! We just needed to get out of the rain, and we thought this place was abandoned, so-”

Rogue: “-so we came here to burgle your turts!”

[frootlooppoptarts]

[incorrecthsrquotes]

My favorite moment in the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy is where Gandalf is like 'Bad news, Sauron knows everything Pippin knows. Good news, Pippin doesn't know jack shit.'

D&D Greg, probably

[anglerflsh]

sillyposting about the dnd gay people ever

[nat-20s]

Kicking my feet and twirling my hair and giggling thinking about how much I love my friends

[garlic-in-the-land-of-vampires]

*dusts off Tumblr* Hello old friend! Please take me to the VLDL shipping fandom!