#dlock

[blighted-lights]

i think they would of been friends, actually. their friendship would of lasted maybe five minutes before they tore each other apart, but those five minutes would of been worth it

[lakesbian]

I also wasn't a giant fan of the Ward Aisha interlude, but one thing I did find super super heartwarming is that she looked to the birds to gauge how stressed Aiden was getting, just like she learned to do for Taylor's bugs

yeah that was pretty cute it tore my spleen out an dlocked me on the judas cradle thoughand not in a fun way so basically if any of you ever see me posting about reading ward pleaes start checking the basements of everyone who has ever told me to read ward for my corpse because it's not me. thank you

[aquatic-anomaly]

i was going for my nightly wanber (to mayde finb a new dookhive to abb to my visit list that i haven't alreaby deen to) dut there was a qack of of massive howlfienbs dlocking the way. anb sure i guess i coulb've forceb them out of the way, dut that just seems a little extra for the sake of having a few new dooks to reab, so i turneb away anb now i'm wanbering in the other birection =:/

[ayme4444]

It's a DoneLock

DLock@&-&

[dukeofdune]

Goldilocks,,, gordy locks,,, Goirl dlock,,, gorl ddock

Got it:

Girl dick

[goldenchildent]

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[i-want-to-be-the-mysterious-one]

Help me spread this pls

At Uniondale, Dan and Phil answered a question about giving presentations and one piece of advice was to give the presentation to the clock at the back of the room and Dan said “Embrace the clock” anD ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS BARRY THE BOWL X PHIL FANFICTON SO HELP ME SPREAD THE SHIP OF DLOCK: DAN X CLOCK (shipname from @ snazzydandp on Twitter)

In other words pls reblog ;-;

[grapeskeeto]

don't hug me I'm scared was my first online fandom experience. it was also the first time I witnessed & participated in shipping. at the ripe young age of 12 I was knee-deep in internalised homophobia until I stumbled across humanized fluffybird fanart, thought it was cute, promptly re-evaluated my entire worldview, & began questioning my sexuality.

these motherfuckers turned me gay

[irrfahrer]

Ziv will explain what In-Universe Plant Your Muse reminds her of! Using Wookieepedia as a source: FEAT. @starfaithed !

There was a quiet rustling in the stillness of the sickbay when Ziv lifted the pillow the CloneTrooper was sleeping on a little and put a tiny linenbag under the pillow before carefully let the sleeping man sink back along with his pillow. When before the sickbay had been loud and hectic with the beeping of the medical tools almost sounding like screaming and the injured clonetroopers voices hammering along the tent loudly, shrill, almost painfully in ones ears, now it was still and the men were sleeping softly in the biobeds put up along the corridor. Their soft breaths were quiet but even now overtuning the soft beeping of the medic Droids swiftly moving between the beds. Still Zivs pale ears jolted up as if she was an alerted animal and a second later her colorless eyes followed the direction her ears had moved to meet Aayla sitting next to one of the sleeping Troopers, almost completly swallowed by the shadow hanging heavily in the sickbay. Automaticaly Ziv lay her ears flat against her head, huffing quietly: “No need to give me that twitch of a Lek, although you have the prettiest Lekku I have ever seen, so thankyou for the beautiful image, even when you want to murder me with one kriffing look. Yes, I know the Healer is always the asshole, yeh,yeh, I am kriffing aware, the burden of knowing kriffing better.” Sighing tieredly, much too tieredly, she took another small bag from out of her arm and held it over the sleeping man for Aayla to take- even at this distance the herbs in the small linenbag smelled soft and aromatic, like a deep gasp of a balld of dried summergrass was aromatic.

“That is dried Dlock Plant from Endor. It will calm him down and actually, also it will calm you down because kriff this Secura, you can not sit here the whole night so go and sleep so I can do my kriffing job or you--hmmmmm in about three hours will be so exhausted that I need to get another biobed for you and as you can see my biobeds are all kriffing occupied, so please spare me the kriffing work. I know you want to calm and sooth your Men and be a kriffing good example as a Leader, but a good example includes also calling it a day when its enough, Secura. Let the herb do the rest. Like literally, go and sleep, let the herb do its thing. ” Ziv rubbed her free paw over her eys, trying to sooth the throb of ache in her head- she had not rested since the injured had been brought to the sickbay and now in the quietness when the action had died down but the work was far from done, she felt this tieredness pressing down on her like a mantle weaved of metal: ”Not believing me? Take a sniff.”

“Smells nice, eh? In fact, wait a few seconds and you will start to feel calmer, soothed, tiered, safe, less in pain and relaxed. Dlock Plant has that effect on the body-the oil in the flower has Linalool in it and they go through your nostrils into your lungs and is than spread into your blood where it activates rezeptors and has the calming, soothing and even painkilling effect. Will not work if you just have the scent, but you need the actual oil in the leafs- so either you can dry the stuff to put it into small bags or burn it, or you mash it into a blue mush and make a skinoil for it or put it into water to smell even stronger. Whatever you do, just smell it and it will do the soothing thing. In fact the oil produced when crushed is not only painkilling but also works antiseptic on injuries, so this pretty little Kriffers are true kriffing Heros of everyone stranded with a group of sentient primates with anixiety. Which means its my hero because I am permanently stranded with a group of primates with high anixiety and I am a kriffing Caniformia with anixiety myself, so I kind of need to manage the Kriffery here without loosing my kriffing mind or start crying. I mean, I am crying, but not infront of my patients, so please do not kriffing make me break that kriffing trend, Secura.” Nimbly she opned the small bag and dried, deep blue leafs fell out in her open paw that looked in the low light like sapphires:

“Look, its your colour, Secura! Seems like its kriffing faith, you should kriffing remember it and start using it on you and your Guys. Of course only because of the colour fitting, no, not because it would make my work easier; nooo, of kriffing course noooooot.”

[soda-pressing-with-tearable-puns]

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[butterscotch-brigade]

fuck it. i wanna draw dhmis. send me some requests

[blighted-lights]

wanted to do something quick for star and deadlock,, wish we got to see these two interact.

this is a scene from an old fic wip i probably won't finish of dlock begging star to leave the cons after he saw a vision of what he thought was megatron killing star. clearly star isn't having it tho lmao

[phillmatic365]

Imagine what I'm 'bout to do #nowplaying @realholidaystyles #Phantonandtheghost #StylesP #SheekLouch #lox #dlock #EverythingisHipHop #TissueInTheTapePodcast #RespectHeatHolderz 🔥

[misatrbl]

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[spaceshipsandstarwyrms]

Happy April Fools' Day! Enjoy this food-themed warlock variant with such pacts as Recipe of Breakfast and such patrons as The Doting Grandma.

[tauri91]

Any Nuzlockers want to help me with my D&Dlocke? I need people would help to balance the rules and restrictions for each class.