#dlh posts

[beetlewine-art]

Me @ Apollo:

Exept of course, this ugly mf:

Tag list: @my-name-is-apollo and @apollomes-supremacy

[hellonnoj]

I want to thank you for unintentionally introducing me to Destripando la Historia. I'm trying to learn Spanish and from the videos I've watched I can tell I'm going to enjoy using it to help push myself to keep learning.

OMGOMG JOYOUS OCCASION I'M SO HAPPY I GOT YOU INTO THEM HAVE A DLH ATHENA IN THE HADES ATHENA OUTFIT BC I'M CHEERING

[draconiclore]

if you're going to spend hundreds of dollars on a breed cat, why on earth would you then proceed to let it outside

[wgglyguy]

Merlin and Arthur as cats:)

Merlin as a lanky blue abyssinian w yellow eyes and Arthur as a flame point fluffy longhair type maybe a dlh or a ragdoll and his ring is a collar

I have more ideas for them as well as other characters so I will be posting more hehehe

[adultswim2021]

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job #42: “Puberty” | March 8, 2010 - 12:30AM | S05E02

Tim and Eric explore the saltier side of growing up in “Puberty”, an episode that is roughly thematic. The wraparounds for this episode involve Eric going through puberty, resulting in a deeper voice (augmented with the high-tech computers found at Abso Lutely studios), and a fresh new mound of pubic hair bulging out of his khaki shorts. The set is a treehouse, Tim & Eric's hangout and what would turn out to be the last vestige of their respective boyhoods. Thanks to Eric’s raging hormones, these halcyon days are in severe jeopardy, with Eric feeling very ready to replace his childish playtime with sexual encounters with cheap, disgusting women. Will their partnership survive?

The cold open of the show is for a nightmarish children’s “toy” called the Cinco I-Jammer, which children can engage with by e-bumping. E-bumping seems like it’s just a direct dopamine-spiker by way of a high-pitched frequency that creepily causes the children’s eyes to roll back into their heads. It’s also equipped with “Oh-Hungee”, which is a tube that deposits a bland-looking gruel into children’s bare hands. Kids are encouraged by the ad to replace their parents’ meals with “oh-hungee”. The ad is effective in mimicking hyper-active commercials aimed at children as well as giving off a trademark Tim & Eric style sinister vibe. 

I like this one quite a bit. The little girl in the ad who has most of the lines is a very funny actor. She gives a spirited delivery that is hard to be pissed off with. I went down a brief rabbit hole to see if she pursued comedy after this. I found three potential matches and one of them is doing art in Denver, CO. One of them is sadly dead. A third one stopped posting on instagram around the time the other one died, so they might be the same person. I hope she’s the alive one. RIP to a proper legend if not. 

OF NOTE: The DVD contains an alternate version of the I-Jammer sketch. It's about 70% the same, with some alternate jokes and Bob Odenkirk doing the voice-over. I think the as-aired version is stronger.

Next up: DLH sings a song about Puberty. I think the overall subject of puberty for comedy’s sake is pretty worn out, but Tim & Eric have a way with words that elevate the material. But this song resembles a low-effort comedic take on the subject by somebody with less talent. But, that’s sorta DLH’s whole deal, isn’t it?

I feel like you can categorize DLH’s various songs into a few different styles: bat-shit crazy alien stuff, earnest-seeming educational offerings, and then this: a song you where you get the sense that he’s trying to be actually funny. Overall, I’m just glad that this is brief, and there are small moments that are actually reasonably funny, like him mildly botching his lines and correcting himself during the preamble. This one seems like they included it more out of duty to keep the DLH quotient up, as well as help prop up the theme of the show. 

Forting with Will features Will Forte (hey, that’s sort of a pun!) playing Will Grello (NOT a pun), teaching a small group of children how to make pillow forts while he goes off the rails with tangents about his dark childhood, particularly his relationship with his father. This one is lightly thematic; forting is a childish pastime (Tim & Eric’s wraparounds are from a tree house, an equally classic type of fort), and we’re witnessing a man whose own puberty was pretty traumatic. This one does little to shine above previous Will Grello installments, but it’s still funny. The most significant running gag in this one is Grello becoming so distraught reliving his trauma that he pees his pants. His enraged sarcasm when he asks for a towel, waits a beat, and hollers “yeah, NOW!” has been in my head for a while. 

Finally, the other bit of substance is a Morning Meditation sketch, which I've crowed about being a less-than-favorite of mine. This one has a truly unsettling reveal, that the man we're watching trot around on camera is actually on stilts. This is enough to make me declare that this could be the best Morning Meditation sketch of all time. Only took them two seasons to get it right.

Tim & Eric’s wraparounds are pretty significant in this one, and have a lotta memorable bits and funny lines. Eric’s low-pitched voice aids the deadpan delivery of certain lines. Lotta great disgusting phrasing about his “mushroom tip”, and exploring “wet holes”. They really make sexual intercourse sound unappetizing. Tim affably lamenting “unfortunately I’m still boy” got me laughin'. Eric calling Tim a “fag” (bleeped out) also got me. I also need to highlight the part where Tim says “I guess I’ll go play with myself”, which is followed up by a light touch of tepid studio audience laughter.

Tim’s problems are solved by seeing a commercial for the Cinco Man Shake, which is fronted by a pitchman with a slightly grotesque muscle man physique. I feel like Tim & Eric are very good at casting people whose attractiveness fall into that uncanny valley; hyper masculine or feminine people whose bodies mostly reflect a conventional ideal but are slightly strange-looking. The guy they got for this fits that bill, while also delivering a spirited and genuinely compelling performance.

The shake in question requires adding a "fistful" of your friend’s pubic hair to the concoction, which Tim harvests from Eric’s thicket. Eric jocularly pretending it hurts and then giving a sheepish “just kidding” to the camera is great. Eric’s strengths are especially played to in this episode.

Tim attempts to hork down the shake, which contains a glob of Eric’s wet hair. Even though I’m intelligent enough to understand that little Timmy is sucking on sterile wig hair, it’s still one of the grossest things the show has ever shown me. Tim, with a mouth full of hairy goo, looking to the camera and saying “just a little more left to go and I’ll be a man” is another one of those moments that has never left my brain. The result is Tim essentially becoming a werewolf. “I’m a man now no more playtime for me” Tim drones in a borderline incomprehensible guttural tone. 

Overall I really like this one. It’s imperfect, but most of these episodes are. I can see this one coming off as an unimpressive exercise playing with low-hanging fruit, but it’s low-brow and juvenile humor paired with really funny/weird line deliveries really sells this one for me. Good ep!

EPHEMERA CORNER: 

Aqua Teen Hunger Force #93: “A PE Christmas” (series version)

I already covered this episode, because it originally aired around Christmastime, 2009, but it was a slightly different version from this one. This is the version that included additional scenes at the end, with Meatwad at Chuck D’s mansion. I am pretty sure the original version ends with Shake’s gastro-intestinal eel infestation causing him to die in a jail cell. The stronger ending, in my opinion. Also if anyone has a HQ copy of the 2009 version of A PE Christmas, please let me know! 

[idkhowtonamexme]

Well this is my "introduction" because im really bored at 2:30 AM

-My online names are beaver / duck and "idk" but i go more frequent by beaver!

-i go by she/he/they pronouns (im genderfluid)

-lesbian/ sapphic (basically i like girls lol)

-my interest are stampy's lovely world, dlh (destripando la historia), skullgirls, fnaf, wonder quest, the fnaf novels, DSaF and i recently started to like Malice Mizer

-im chilean lol

-i like to draw as you can see in my account and animate stuff

-i have ADHD and im really stupid so please be patient with me

-english isn't my first language so sorry if i spell somethings wrong or just bacically dont make sence

-my fav games are skullgirls 2nd encore, skullgirls mobile, ACNH, super smash bros, minecraft, fnaf world.

-i respect everyone that has headcanons, ships (expect proships) aus and more!

-i have a YouTube named "idkwhattonameme" where i post anything my small brain can process and make slw videos

[ender-afton]

Hello! I'm going to tell you about myself, So you don't have to look through my rentry

Names:

Pronouns: They/It/Glitch/Null/Nym/Prox/Xe/Vey (Currently using: Thing/Things, He/Him, Ry/Ryx and It/Glitch/Null)

16 (Birthday is November 8th)

Scorpio♏

Legally blind in my right eye, ND

Eclectic witch (Thunder, Traditional, Green, Gray, Crystal, House)

Furry

Yandere + Kekkondere + Megadere (Yes I use these to describe myself)

Age regressor + dreamer (0-3), Pet regressor + dreamer, Cg

..... (7/31/20-1/14/24), 4/29/30 -QPR WITH MY LOVELY

Online family: Midnight (Mum), EJ/Louis (Dad), Grim (Second mum), Cato (Uncle), Ozzy/River (Sibiling) ( @/riverissilly ), Vinny/Dakota (Brother), Dizzy/Eli (Sibiling), Cookie (Sibiling), Avryn, Kio/Cicada, Olive (TRIPLETS), Z (Mother of my kids minus 4) (Ex-wife), Stars (Mother of my kids minus 8) (QPR wife), Akari (Godparent of my kids), Cloud/Zai(Lovestruck sys) (Child), Casimir (Child), Ares (Child), Lyla/Astro (Child), Oliver (Child), Nebula/Naevis/Miko(Starry void sys)(Daughter), Roxy & Bennie (Kds(?)), Seraphim/Francis(Seraphim System)(Child) ( @/the-church-of-strabismus ), Divinity(Child), Blue/Miles(Daughter), Rattie/RTS (Rat tail society)(Child), Edd/Aubrey/Jordan(Niece/nephew), Tyler(Nephew), Ayva(Grandchild), Twinkie(Grandchild)

William Afton kin, Fictionlink, Copinglink, Mirrorlink, Conceptkin, Songkin, Otherlink, Fictionhearted? Plantlink, Voidpunk, Aldernic, Horrorvesi, Ocvior

Reality shifter (Has yet to shift cause I keep forgetting)

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Blog things

Rp brackets/sign offs: Jennywise, Pennywise, Nightwise, Lanawise, Dawn, Thunder, And Midnight(JW, PW, NW, LW, DN, THDR, MDN) Jennywise's kids: Milo and Sonnet (ML, SNT) Pennywise's kids: Holly(wise), Persephone (HL, PHE)

Morrigan (Me) -MG, Kioshi (Me, Again) -KOSH (I'ma do none if it's just me-), Ezra, Athena, Saturn (EZ, AE, SU)

Glitchtrap/William, Delilah, Vanny/Vanessa, Kerrigan, Flare (GT, WA, DLH, VY, KRG, FRE)

Melody, Rain, Mareen, Daeva, Alex, Blaire (MD, RN, MIM, DPC, ALX, BR)

Vinnywise, Danawise, Kelseywise, Korawise, Iris, Cleowise, Tatum (VW, DW, KW, KW2, IR, CW, TM)

Glamrock Mangle, Glamrock Foxy, Roxanne, Glamrock Chica, Glamrock Casey, Glamrock Bowie, Alvira, Rockstar Tangle, Sunshine, Roux, Madame (GRM, GRF, RW, GRC, GRC2, GRB, AVR, RTG, STF, RTR, MTW)

Suki/009, Jaylyn/048, Vivian/068, Sparrow/072, Lixius/097, Zeppelin/105, Xia/117, And Dai/281 (EPT, JY, EPX, SP, LX, ZN, XI, DI)

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Other blog things

Tags: ☆ender glitches☆ -Main posts

☆ender codes☆ -Reblogs

☆ender manifests☆ -Replying on reblogs

☆ender breaching☆ -Venting/ranting

☆ender searching☆ -Bad tumblrs that need to be blocked

☆👁hypnose n spiral🌈☆ -Me n my friens fursona posts :3

🔮Glitchtrap breaches🔮 -Either regressed/dreaming or age(d)re rp

🎈JW dances🎈 -Caregiver rp

🏁Roxy races🏁 -Caregiver rp

👁Kitpup belps👁 -Me regressed

-📻Alastor alterhuman...☆

-🍁Bobby Bearhug alterhuman...☆

-💿William Afton alterhuman...☆

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Some userboxes I use

[demrefor]

Chapter 7 for book 2 has been posted! :)

https://demrefor.com/2024/08/24/dlh-2-chapter-7/

[petnews2day]

Pet Adoption: Mona, Gentle & Mature

New Post has been published on https://petn.ws/itLis

Pet Adoption: Mona, Gentle & Mature

(PHOTO: Mona the cat.) MyRye.com features dogs and cats that are up for adoption by Pet Rescue, a no kill pet shelter in Harrison. MonaStatus: AdoptableAge: 10 yearsBreed: DLH – Domestic Long HairGender: FemaleSmall (35 lbs & under) Born in 2014, Mona is a mature lady looking for a very special forever family. She is […]

See full article at https://petn.ws/itLis #PetCharitiesNews

[donleedohyun]

my picks for a scream queens remake

[beetlewine-art]

Overly sarcastic productions///Destripando la historia.

Artemis vs Hera.

Bonus: For those who really love Artemis, don't worry, in DLH they actually draw her giving Hera a German Suplex.

[hellonnoj]

ok so here's my introduction ^_^

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↓ English / Inglés ↓

name: Magda

age: not saying it but a minor

prounouns: she / her

languages: español / english

mbti: ISFP (I think)

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musical taste: twice, red velvet, tyler the creator, system of a down, los bunkers, joaquín sabina, manuel garcía, mitski

interests: hamilton, in the heights, mythology (greek, nordic, egyptian, sumerian, etc), history, epic: the musical, destripando la historia, azumanga daioh, papa louie games, ride the cyclone, 21 chump st, hadestown, heathers

hobbies: drawing (almost every time), painting, listening to music, writing (essays or fics), analyze things, reading

Ok so I'm from Chile, I love drawing mostly and do a lot of fanart from the fandoms I'm in so there's probably gonna be some crossover here lol. I like to overanalyze things I'm currently into (I have like 4 hamilton essays) and I like to yapp a lot but I don't have anyone to listen to that specifically so I'm using this blog to drop my thoughts heh.

GRRR I LOVE DAVEED DIGGS N LIN MANUEL MIRANDA

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My Q&A is open to any art request ( which i'll try to respond quickly), question or comment about the fandoms i'm in !!

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↓ Español / Spanish ↓

nombre: Magda

edad: no la voy a decir pero menor de edad

pronombres: ella

idiomas: español / inglés

mbti: ISFP (creo)

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intereses: hamilton, in the heights, mitología (griega, nórdica, egipcia, sumeria, etc), historia, epic: the musical, destripando la historia, azumanga daioh, juegos de papa louie, ride the cyclone, 21 chump st, hadestown, heathers

gustos: dibujar (casi todo el rato), pintar, escuchar música, escribir (ensayos o fics), analizar cosas, leer

gustos musicales: twice, red velvet, tyler the creator, system of a down, los bunkers, joaquín sabina, manuel garcía, mitski

Bueno ps soy de Chile, me gusta dibujar principalmente y hago muchos fanarts de lo que sea que esté metida en el momento así que probablemente hayan algunos crossovers por acá. Me gusta sobre analizar lo que pueda y que me guste actualmente (tengo como 4 ensayos de hamilton) y tmbn me gusta hablar MUCHO pero no tengo a nadie para hablarle de hamilton así que voy a ocupar este blog para poner mis pensamientos kfkfkf.

GRRRR WOOF PASCU, DAVEED DIGGS Y LIN MANUEL MIRANDA LOSAMO

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Mi bandeja de preguntas está abierta para cualquier idea de dibujo ( a las que voy a intentar responder rápido), pregunta o comentario acerca de los fandoms y cosas que me gustan !!

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I'll post mostly on english in here (with a lot of mistakes probably) but I'm open to any spanish speaker ^^

And yeah, I think that's all. PLEASEPLEASE IF YOU LIKE HAMILTON, EPIC, MYTHOLOGY OR JUST DRAWING MOOT ME (AND DESTRIPANDO LA HISTORIA BUT FINDING DLH FANS HERE WILL BE HARDER)

[animerunner]

Today on lacking critical thinking skills: Someone posts about being assigned a late corral for DLH asking about moving up

With a bib number that is mind you painfully obvious it’s back of the pack. And doesn’t line up with an A and B corral

And yet somehow multiple people are like ‘wait until you get the corral assignment’

Yall that number is so painfully obviously not to A or B because those corrals will never be 4000 people deep at rD

She very much has a problem

Saying don’t worry about corral because you don’t know until you get your Bib only works if the bib isn’t so egregiously not assigned the wrong corral

[cjadewyton]

Posted chapter 28 of my novel earlier today... Super happy with all the progress I'm making :) Only... *checks notes* 6-8 more chapters to finish!

I've been working on this entire series since 2014-ish so its nice to be in the final stretch with progress I can show!

https://demrefor.com/books/dont-lose-hope/dlh-1/

[adultswim2021]

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job #32: “Snow” | February 9, 2009 - 12:30AM | S04E01

Hey! It’s a show I actually love a lot, how about that? Season three was a rough patch for the show, but I remember season four being an improvement. Not every sketch in this one hits it out of the park, but I feel this episode is pretty strong, and that it’s better than most season three episodes.

First, the most boring thing first: the DVD presents the episodes in a slightly different order, which is reflected in the episode number preceding the episode title on these posts. It doesn’t matter, and I honestly prefer to think of this one as the true season premiere, but DVD order trumps broadcast order unless I have some compelling reason not to do it that way. It doesn’t matter that much. It might not matter at all. None of this might!

We open with D-Pants, a disgusting sketch that essentially pitches a long-legged diaper that lets you fill up both your pant legs with liquid stool. This one memorably ends with the visual where the D-pants burst open and make a mess. The season four DVD blooper reel ends with additional footage of this if you’re a true sicko.

Tairy Greene continues to spread itself pretty thin. I don’t mind these very much, and they make for fine filler. I love Zach, but they probably could have made him look a little better if they used less of this footage. This version has an awkward line about sticking your tongue in a burrito that involves cutting away to a kid reacting as if to say “this guy’s crazy!”, which is not something I like to see in a Tim & Eric sketch. There is additional footage for this sketch also found in the aforementioned blooper reel. The blooper footage is more-or-less indistinguishable from what’s already on screen. This one has some okay qualities, but is basically an inoffensive dud.

Another sketch that’s not that great: introduced as Tim & Eric’s first video, it’s called Dumpers. It’s just Tim & Eric in red jumpsuits doing stomp stuff on a street corner. I wonder if this was repurposed from something else, perhaps the Hamburger episode? You know, the footage that also made its way into the opening of Tim & Eric doing the dance-off? I think the title refers to Humpers (link has no audio), which I’m not sure is technically their first video they made together. Without doing proper research, it might be a college video they made about how VHS is better than film.

David Liebe Hart does a song about e-mail, which devolves into crazy guy “rhyming” where repeats the word “e-mail” until he’s saying “ying yang”. He’s with his erstwhile puppet Albert Herman and he’s just as weird as the big guy. I enjoy gawking at this man. This is one of his more memorable songs, in my opinion. I think of him saying “YING YANG! E-MAIL!” maybe once or twice a year, minimum. 

This episode has a special guest star in Alan Thicke, who pitches the Napple. The Napple is a regular apple-tree apple covered in sleep sauce and injected with bowel irritant so it’ll knock you out cold for a 15 minute nap only to wake you up with gastro-intestinal distress. You may want to wear your D-Pants, the ad warns, which is a very impressive bit of synergy. Thicke looking into the camera and jerkily saying “me so sleepy” is another highlight. 

I really like the framing device on this one. It’s almost like proto Beef House. Tim & Eric have riffed on sitcoms before, and it’s well trod territory at this point, but there’s enough in here makes me laugh and smile and say things out loud like “ah yes, now this is enjoyable”. It approximates the cliched sitcom thing of being broadly appealing with spoon-fed inoffensive humor while also being weirdly vulgar and ill-conceived.

The plot is that it’s snowing outside, and people keep showing up to Tim & Eric’s house for various snow-related reasons. They decide to throw a snow party and also introduce sketches. Tim pees in a jar “in case the pipes freeze”, and leaves it out and about. DLH is handed the piss jar but doesn’t drink from it, which is probably him literally being too scared to drink what he believed was real piss. Ben Hur winds up drinking it, and he doubles down on the stuff, because his brain is dying. It’s maybe a little funnier if nobody drinks the pee, but I think it works as a precursor for the finale, where all the awful men in Tim & Eric’s house just start devolving into an ape-like state and just start grunting and drooling on themselves. 

EPHEMERA CORNER

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Season Two DVD (February 10, 2009)

All of the Awesome Show releases are “nice”, and this one is no different. This one has the usual extras (deleted scenes, extended scenes, promos, etc). This one sadly lacks the audio commentary tracks that season one had. I imagine they were churning out so much content at this time that sitting down to record commentary for it must’ve seemed like an especially not-fun proposition. It would be incredible if they did full season watch-alongs or recorded podcast commentaries now.

This one does have one really cool extra: a live-show with the Tim & Eric Not Live web series edited into it. It’s worth your time if you can find it around.

MAIL BAG

I watch Robot Chicken almost every day. You don't seem to like it, but I watch it almost every day.

It is patently not my sense of humor, but I'm happy for you for liking it. I do worse shit on a daily basis, so please keep doing what you're doing and go with god.

[strangestcase]

THERE ARE DLH X READER POSTS???