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nnegan13 · 5 years ago

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lil gift for paige (@air-bison-yip-yip) ily girl

textfic, on ao3 here

set in college!AU, if everyone feels kinda OOC its cuz I personally feel like people are different when they’re texting than when they’re interacting irl so sorry if it feels off lmao it’s still fun if you overlook that part aha

also the formatting is different bc if I did it the same way I usually do texts in fic this would’ve been So Much Harder

anyways enjoy!!!

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Martino Rametta to entirely dead inside: head count please

Eva Brighi: sadly, awake

Sana Allagui: silvia and fede are still sleeping

Luchino: Marti Elia says that if you don’t stop turning the lights on and off he’s going to fucking kill you

Luchino: and gio and Sofia are missing

Eva Brighi: Sofia?

Sana Allagui: nice

Martino Rametta: nico’s with me

Martino Rametta: eyes on ele?

Eva Brighi: bathroom

Sana Allagui: someone go tell her not to puke too hard cause I had to clean up last time and I don’t wanna do that again

Eva Brighi: she says fuck you

Sana Allagui: delightful

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Edoardo Incanti to Eleonora Sava: heard you had quite the night

Eleonora Sava: remind me to never do college again

Edoardo Incanti: i thought you liked all the higher education shit

Edoardo Incanti: ya know

Edoardo Incanti: learning things so you can make ur mark on the world

Edoardo Incanti: all that sentimental shit

Eleonora Sava: fuck sentiment

Eleonora Sava: can you call the police on a university? the school’s trying to kill me

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Giovanni Garau to Eva Brighi: what do you want for breakfast

Eva Brighi: you’re an angel

Eva Brighi: but it’s almost noon just come back we’re getting lunch

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Luchino to fede text when u wake up we went to get pizza: turns out I was wrong gio and Sofia weren’t missing

Luchino: just gio

Luchino: does anyone actually remember Sofia leaving the party last night?

Luchino: anyways gio’s back

Luchino: chicco and edo say they’ll be here in five

Eva Brighi: shit we’ve left

Luchino: you did?

Elia Santini: do you pay attention to anything?

Elia Santini: anything at all

Elia Santini: sofia didn’t even come last night ffs

Elia Santini: they fucking changed the name of the chat dude

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Sana Allagui to Eleonora Sava: when ur done we’re downstairs

Sana Allagui: please hurry up some of us are starving

Eleonora Sava: why did you let me drink so much ur supposed to stop this stuff

Sana Allagui: ur very persuasive when you want to be

Sana Allagui: are you hurrying or are you just ignoring me now

Sana Allagui: I’m sending edo to get you

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Sana Allagui to Edoardo Incanti: how long does it take to wrangle your girlfriend

Edoardo Incanti: not my girlfriend

Edoardo Incanti: and don’t fucking say stuff like that you’ll give me ideas

Sana Allagui: so she’s as slow at getting with you as she is at getting dressed?

Edoardo Incanti: fuck off

Sana Allagui: I’m hungry, charms

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Edoardo Incanti to Fede Canegallo: when are you taking ur test

Fede Canegallo: why

Fede Canegallo: need me out of the apartment or smth?

Fede Canegallo: miss sava coming over?

Edoardo Incanti: dick

Edoardo Incanti: i guess you aren’t coming to pizza then

Fede Canegallo: you don’t even care

Fede Canegallo: you can just take ele now

Edoardo Incanti: there’s nine other people with us

Fede Canegallo: you’d still get down then n there if you were given the chance

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Eva Brighi to Fede Canegallo: edo says he’s disowning you

Eva Brighi: what toppings do you like on ur pizza

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Eleonora Sava to Giovanni Garau: did i leave my shit at yours

Eleonora Sava: please say yes

Giovanni Garau: yeah its here

Giovanni Garau: [pic]

Eleonora Sava: blessings from above

Eleonora Sava: are you joining us or no?

Eleonora Sava: Eva says to send you the tongue emoji but I’m not feeling nasty today

Eleonora Sava: she’d send you one herself but she’s got pizza grease on her fingers and doesn’t want to get her phone dirty

Giovanni Garau: tell her that’s sexy of her

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Edoardo Incanti to Eleonora Sava: it’s rude to text at the table

Eleonora Sava: desperate times, mr. hypocrite

Edoardo Incanti: who’s getting ur table manners so wonky

Eleonora Sava: wouldn’t you like to know

Edoardo Incanti: i would, yes

Eleonora Sava: ur no fun

Eleonora Sava: just gio, I left my stuff at his this morning

Eleonora Sava: and I’m worried that if I go back to get it I’ll be roped into another midterms drinking game like last night

Eleonora Sava: he’s not exactly being the most helpful right now

Edoardo Incanti: want me to get them for you?

Eleonora Sava: my knight in shining armor

Eleonora Sava: don’t you have your own midterms to studying for? I don’t want to take time away from that

Edoardo Incanti: its nbd

Edoardo Incanti: how bout this

Edoardo Incanti: I’ll get ur books and you come study at mine and make sure I actually get shit done instead of playing fifa all night

Eleonora Sava: deal

Eleonora Sava: wait if I rat you out for playing video games instead of joining us last night can we still do that or no

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Eva Brighi to *plays Baby K even harder*: @chicco @edo @fede ur all the WORST

Eva Brighi: fifa instead of drinks?

Eva Brighi: I’m appalled I really am

Edoardo Incanti: who knew appalled was even in ur vocabulary

Edoardo Incanti: and why are you texting about this we’re all here

Eva Brighi: fede isn’t and I want to express my anger at all 3 of you at the same time

Chicco Rodi: when fifa calls it calls

Federico Canegallo: doesn’t make it sound better chicco

Federico Canegallo: nd some of us like having working brains to get through midterms with

Eva Brighi: who are you and what have you done with fede

Federico Canegallo: fuck off Eva

Edoardo Incanti: its true high school fede would be ashamed

Elia Santini: last week fede would be ashamed

Elia Santini: I’m ashamed

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Eleonora Sava to Edoardo Incanti: eva’s reading my texts over my shoulder I’m sorry

Eleonora Sava: please let me study at urs they haven’t killed you yet

Eleonora Sava: I will spam you with pleases until you say yes

Edoardo Incanti: are you done eating

Edoardo Incanti: lets just go now

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Sana Allagui to we’ve reached 40 days and 40 nights in relationships wilderness ladies and germs: barrage of obnoxious texts?

Silvia Mirabella: they’re leaving to go study

Silvia Mirabella: both of them are too straight laced to actually think of doing otherwise

Silvia Mirabella: leave ‘em be

Sana Allagui: they left pizza early

Sana Allagui: and now we only have one car to get back

Sana Allagui: chicco’s not going to let me DJ so what’s even the point anymore

Sana Allagui: it’s what they deserve

Chicco Rodi: when did I say that

Giovanni Garau: i’m coming n I’m bringing my car don’t get ur panties in a twist

Sana Allagui: stop thinking about my panties gio

Giovanni Garau: ffs

Elia Santini: Sana i’m behind you

Sana Allagui: many thanks

Federico Canegallo: I’ve filled my obnoxious quota earlier I’m too tired to do anything else

Martino Rametta renamed the group what happened to having a working brain fede?

Eva Brighi: Marti you shit

Eva Brighi renamed the group we’ve made it to 40 days and 40 nights in relationship wilderness ladies and germs

Eva Brighi: literally the only established rule of this chat is that we only change the name to keep track of the days

Martino Rametta: this is exhausting

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Chicco Rodi to Rocco Martucci: do you have the chat muted

Rocco Martucci: sorry who is this?

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Eleonora Sava to Eva Brighi: Eva

Eleonora Sava: Eva I’m struggling

Eva Brighi: you left pizza early to go study with edo I am not speaking to you

Eleonora Sava: evaaaaaa

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Eva Brighi removed Eleonora Sava from Le MAT&T

Eva Brighi: ele WILL try to thirst text you today do not answer her

Eva Brighi added Eleonora Sava to Le MAT&T

Eleonora Sava: sorry what the fuck was that for

Silvia Mirabella: no you don’t get to protest you’ve abandoned us

Silvia Mirabella: go study miss sava I’m disappointed in you, frankly

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Eleonora Sava to Federica Caciotti: are you guys at gio’s

Eleonora Sava: Fede?

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Federico Canegallo to Giovanni Garau: how’s it going over there

Giovanni Garau: we don’t have dumb sticks up our asses and aren’t studying so it’s going well

Federico Canegallo: Eva if I wanted to talk to you I would’ve texted you

Federico Canegallo: give gio the phone

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Eva Brighi to Federico Canegallo: fuck you

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Eleonora Sava to Sana Allagui: are you guys at gio’s

Sana Allagui: ERROR 404: The person you are trying to reach is not available. Check your connection and try again later.

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Sana Allagui to Le MAT&T: [screenshot]

Sana Allagui: and here we have the rare procrastinating ele sava in her natural habitat

Eva Brighi: what a beautiful creature

Federica Caciotti: truly moving to see such majesty in nature

Silvia Mirabella: i can’t believe you’ve captured her on record

Eleonora Sava: I know you’re all sitting in the same room laughing at each other

Eleonora Sava: I’m never speaking to you again

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Federico Canegallo to Edoardo Incanti: so are you guys still studying

Federico Canegallo: or are you fucking now

Federico Canegallo: because if you’re fucking I’m not gonna come home

Edoardo Incanti: 1. you’re a piece of shit

Edoardi Incanti: 2. did you text me thinking that I would respond if we were fucking?

Federico Canegallo: I mean its been a couple hours since I left so I was just making sure it was cool to come back

Federico Canegallo: typically people don’t fuck for entire afternoons on end so

Edoardo Incanti: please stop saying we’re fucking

Federico Canegallo: so you’re not?

Edoardo Incanti: i’m not going to answer that

Edoardo Incanti: go to gio’s tho she’s moved past procrastinating and gets annoyed if you interrupt her

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Martino Rametta to Eleonora Sava: nico is wondering if we can use your pasta

Eleonora Sava: will you be following a recipe

Martino Rametta: i’m not gonna lie to you that was an ask permission after the fact kind of thing

Martino Rametta: it is edible tho if you want to have some when you get home

Martino Rametta: when will that be?

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Eleonora Sava to Edoardo Incanti: what are you doing for dinner

Edoardo Incanti: i think talking in person about this isn’t violating the rules

Eleonora Sava: it is

Eleonora Sava: I can text and study at the same time and therefore I’m still studying and therefore we have to stay in separate rooms

Edoardo Incanti: you can be really obnoxious sometimes

Eleonora Sava: it’s a talent

Eleonora Sava: welcome to studying with me

Edoardo Incanti: ok you’re getting crabby

Eleonora Sava: rude

Edoardo Incanti: we’re officially done studying for the moment

Eleonora Sava: ok official means two party consent

Eleonora Sava: I did not consent to stop studying

Edoardo Incanti: acknowledged and overruled

Edoardo Incanti: i’m coming to you don’t flip ur shit

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Chicco Rodi to someone get milk I haven’t been able to eat cereal in four days and i’m dying: [pic]

Chicco Rodi: Spotted! Edoardo Incanti out getting saucy with Eleonora Sava when they both said they’d be studying. Maybe they can use their combined genius to turn their ‘break’ into a ‘date.’ xoxo Gossip Girl

Edoardo Incanti: fuck off man

Federico Canegallo: edo all you have to do to make this stop

Federico Canegallo: is stop being a fucking coward and tell her how you feel

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Chicco Rodi to Eva Brighi: edo and ele are at that greek stand by the conservatory

Eva Brighi: how dare they get gyros without me

Eva Brighi: what are you doing there

Chicco Rodi: not getting gyros bc now I have to spy on them

Eva Brighi: unfortunate

Chicco Rodi: the things I do for them

Eva Brighi: what, exactly, are you doing for them

Chicco Rodi: ur getting too hung up on the details

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Elia Santini to *plays Baby K even harder*: drinks tonight?

Martino Rametta: some of us value our livers

Eleonora Sava: and our grades

Eva Brighi: if you value ur grades so much

Eleonora Sava: don’t say it

Eva Brighi: why aren’t you studying rn?

Eva Brighi: mm?

Elia Santini: again, drinks tonight?

Elia Santini: bueller? bueller?

Luchino: I’m in

Chicco Rodi: @elia we’re gonna try to play that one game from New Girl tonight

Giovanni Garau: i fucking love new girl

Federica Caciotti: doesn’t that revolve around American politicians

Chicco Rodi: historical figures, please

Chicco Rodi: and yes

Federica Caciotti: interesting

Sana Allagui: I’m coming just to watch you guys be confused

Edoardo Incanti: when is this starting

Chicco Rodi: may or may not be four drinks in

Edoardo Incanti: is2g

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Eleonora Sava to Giovanni Garau: is anyone at urs rn? I need a quiet place to study

Giovanni Garau: no

Giovanni Garau: why don’t you go home?

Eleonora Sava: Eva will yell at me

Eleonora Sava: and edo forgot one of my books there earlier when he picked them up I’m sorry

Giovanni Garau: ok i’m leaving right now

Giovanni Garau: door’s unlocked but please be quick our neighbor will steal everything we own

Eleonora Sava: eva’s right you are an angel

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Federico Canegallo to Edoardo Incanti: are you coming home or nah

Edoardo Incanti: went to gio’s to study

Edoardo Incanti: back later

Federico Canegallo: do you even need to study this much for the one test you still have

Federico Canegallo: I don’t understand you

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Edoardo Incanti to Eva Brighi: ele is exhausted please don’t yell at her when she gets upstairs

Eva Brighi: …

Eva Brighi: fine

Eva Brighi: but only cuz you said please

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Eva Brighi renamed the group 41 days and 41 nights in relationship wilderness ladies and germs

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Eva Brighi to Eleonora Sava: Marti wants to know if you want anything for breakfast he and Nico are going out

Eva Brighi: he also called me lazy for not getting off the couch to ask you in person

Eva Brighi: will you yell at him for that pls

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Silvia Mirabella to *plays Baby K even harder*: drinks here tonight for those of us who are feeling reckless or actually are done with midterms

Silvia Mirabella: starting at 21 but we’re getting Thai at 19 if anyone wants to join

Chicco Rodi: can u be both?

Silvia Mirabella: yea that’s allowed

Chicco Rodi: sick

Elia Santini: if we want Thai but don’t feel like actually going to the Thai place

Silvia Mirabella: no

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Silvia Mirabella sent a link to silvietta.sil, profile on PayPal to Le MAT&T: fund drinks for tonight pls and thanks

Federica Caciotti renamed the group Le Mom’s not buying the booze anymore

Silvia Mirabella: funny

Federica Caciotti sent a link to federicarica, profile on PayPal: fund my career launch into comedy pls and thanks

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Federico Canegallo to do NOT speak to me about the scooter: fifa tourney @ 15?

Elia Santini: ye

Giovanni Garau: taking my last midterm but I can be there at like 16:30

Federico Canegallo: lame

Chicco Rodi: will I actually get to play today sir

Luchino: sounds good

Rocco Martucci: do any of you actually go to class

Elia Santini: @chicco @rocco no

Chicco Rodi: fuck you @elia

Martino Rametta: same with gio but Nico says he’ll be there at 15

Martino Rametta: he’s wondering if you’ll have snacks or no

Federico Canegallo: tell the little fucker he can die before eating all of my good pretzels again

Martino Rametta: he says bite me

Federico Canegallo: @edo hello????

Federico Canegallo: update edo is still sleeping but told me to tell you all he’s going to kick your asses

Elia Santini: fat fucking chance, charms

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Eva Brighi to Eleonora Sava: making coffee would you like some

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Edoardo Incanti to Eleonora Sava: hi please tell me you actually went to bed last night instead of studying more

Eleonora Sava: I did

Edoardo Incanti: ok good

Edoardo Incanti: when are you taking it

Eleonora Sava: tomorrow

Edoardo Incanti: are you feeling better about it than you were yesterday?

Eleonora Sava: yes

Eleonora Sava: thank you

Edoardo Incanti: of course

Edoardo Incanti: i’d offer to let you come study here again but fede and chicco want to play fifa

Edoardo Incanti: lucky fuckers are already done with their midterms

Edoardo Incanti: but if you need someone to study with again, I’ll take on the task

Eleonora Sava: how kind of you

Eleonora Sava: I’m ok tho

Edoardo Incanti: if you’re sure

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Eva Brighi to Eleonora Sava: are you down for Thai or no?

Eva Brighi: because now is the time to say something if ur not

Eva Brighi: silvia is Determined to get spring rolls

Eva Brighi: I think only you could stop her

Eva Brighi: sana tried suggesting that Salvadorian place but sil shut her down hard

Eva Brighi: come save us from tyranny pls

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Chicco Rodi to *plays Baby K even harder*: just wanted to publicly make it known that I kicked Fede and Elia’s asses at fifa

Sana Allagui: ladies we’ve been demoted to peanut gallery

Sana Allagui: this is a federal offense

Eva Brighi: @chicco I’ll be impressed when you can beat ele at mario kart

Federica Caciotti: same

Martino Rametta: points were made

Silvia Mirabella: guys he might die lets not make him do that

Sana Allagui: can we still take them to court

Federica Caciotti: yes of course

Eva Brighi: get ur fucking lawyer ready boys

Luchino: wait court for what

Giovanni Garau: grabbing the game cube when I go home this weekend

Giovanni Garau: mario kart tourney Sunday night

Federico Canegallo: um pay attention to this tourney pls and thanks

Chicco Rodi: I’ve been challenged tho

Chicco Rodi: and they’re suing us

Federico Canegallo: I will smother you in ur sleep chicco PAY ATTENTION

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Edoardo Incanti to Eleonora Sava: contrary to what the gc says it was mostly me who beat fede and Elia

Eleonora Sava: color me even more impressed than I already said I was

Edoardo Incanti: you didn’t say anything

Eleonora Sava: exactly

Edoardo Incanti: no one asked you to be sarcastic about it

Edoardo Incanti: now what’s this about mario kart

Eleonora Sava: don’t even try I will kick ur ass

Edoardo Incanti: I’ll have you know I’ve won every single Incanti cousins mario kart tourney since we started doing them when I was like nine

Eleonora Sava: its not that hard to beat Eva she’s shit

Edoardo Incanti: we have other cousins ya know

Eleonora Sava: did mario kart even exist when u were nine

Edoardo Incanti: ya p sure

Eleonora Sava: hm

Eleonora Sava: sounds dubious

Eleonora Sava: old

Edoardo Incanti: hey

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Eva Brighi to Le Mom’s not buying the booze anymore: yeah I think Thai is fine

Sana Allagui: its not

Eva Brighi: what’s not fine is hiding in ur room and not answering ur texts all day

Federica Caciotti: ok so we’ve gotten through procrastination ele and annoyed ele and now we’re on to hermit ele

Federica Caciotti: we’ve almost completed the cycle

Silvia Mirabella: is she alive can you tell

Silvia Mirabella: sana shut up about the food for a sec

Sana Allagui: ok easy for u when ur the one that’s winning

Eva Brighi: yeah I’ve heard her go to the bathroom once or twice but she hasn’t come out besides that

Eva Brighi: I’ve texted her several times and when I call she sends me to voicemail

Sana Allagui: have you like knocked on the door

Eva Brighi: I may be an idiot but I’m not stupid Sana

Eva Brighi: of course I have

Eva Brighi: ele if you’re reading this knock on ur wall twice

Eva Brighi: ok she did it. love you ele please come out and eat something

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Chicco Rodi to *plays Baby K even harder*: @ele so are you going to beat my ass in mario kart or not

Chicco Rodi: you didn’t say anything

Chicco Rodi: i need to kno how many blows my pride is gonna take this week

Federico Canegallo: ok you are preemptively anticipating ele beating you when gio’s beating you right now

Federico Canegallo: you’re not even playing anymore ffs

Chicco Rodi: some things you just have to accept fede

Edoardo Incanti: who the fuck says preemptively anticipate

Eva Brighi: don’t be jealous just bc some fede sounds fancier than you

Edoardo Incanti: is this bc I insulted ur vocabulary yesterday

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Sana Allagui to Eleonora Sava: not responding to hermit ele takes some strength

Sana Allagui: is everything ok?

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Edoardo Incanti: appalled

Edoardo Incanti: dubious

Edoardo Incanti: preemptive

Edoardo Incanti: anticipation

Eleonora Sava: no I am not arguing with you about this

Eleonora Sava: I’m studying

Eleonora Sava: unlike some people

Edoardo Incanti: mm ok point taken

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Sana Allagui to Le Mom’s not paying for the booze anymore: ok Eva w/e you’ve done to piss ele off has extended to me

Sana Allagui: she’s not responding to my texts

Eva Brighi: well what did you say

Eva Brighi: also she’s not pissed off she’s Stressed

Eva Brighi: i’m Stressed

Sana Allagui: I asked if she was ok

Sana Allagui: n she didn’t say anything

Silvia Mirabella: ele knock twice on the wall again if ur stressed

Silvia Mirabella: eva did she do it

Eva Brighi: no

Eva Brighi: her phone’s going straight to voicemail now I think it’s off

Silvia Mirabella: damn

Silvia Mirabella: frontal assault into her room?

Eva Brighi: I have a better idea

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Eva Brighi to Edoardo Incanti: hey

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Eleonora Sava to marti make sure nico cleans out the lint filter on the dryer or I will cut you: someone please water the plants on the veranda

Eleonora Sava: I just realized that I didn’t get to them this morning and they’re sitting directly in the sun

Martino Rametta: i would totally do it but I am not home atm

Eva Brighi: I have a good idea for you

Eva Brighi: you could come out and do it yourself

Eva Brighi: ele?

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Martino Rametta to Eva Brighi: everything ok with ele?

Eva Brighi: you’ve been gone all day I forgot

Eva Brighi: she isn’t coming out of her room or answering her texts

Martino Rametta: oh so Test Ele

Eva Brighi: I think its worse than usual

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Martino Rametta to Eleonora Sava: hi i would request that you set aside your books and take ten deep breaths

Martino Rametta: nico seconds me

Eleonora Sava: :/

Martino Rametta: eva did water the plants on the veranda she sent me a pic

Eleonora Sava: :)

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Edoardo Incanti to Eva Brighi: sorry I was talking to nonna

Edoardo Incanti: she wants us to come over soon

Eva Brighi: like today soon?

Edoardo Incanti: no like in a few weeks

Eva Brighi: ok

Eva Brighi: wait aren’t you guys doing fifa right now

Edoardo Incanti: does that make me incapable of texting nonna

Eva Brighi: she doesn’t text

Edoardo Incanti: calling nonna then w/e

Eva Brighi: edoardo incanti did you actually speak to our grandmother or are you bsing me

Edoardo Incanti: i promise I did I’m just very tired atm

Eva Brighi: ok lover boy I’ll let it slide this time

Eva Brighi: text ele for me I haven’t heard or seen her all day and I’m getting worried

Edoardo Incanti: weird she’s been texting me

Eva Brighi: of fucking course

Edoardo Incanti: is everything ok?

Eva Brighi: she’s being a recluse

Eva Brighi: I’ve found that she gets like this around tests its p usual

Eva Brighi: but this feels off I’m worried

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Edoardo Incanti: in order to properly be a recluse you have to turn your phone off you know

Eleonora Sava: I have no idea what ur talking about

Edoardo Incanti: Eva says she hasn’t heard from you all day

Edoardo Incanti: you haven’t been responding in the gc

Edoardo Incanti: but you’ve been texting me

Edoardo Incanti: don’t recluses avoid all contact w the outside world

Eleonora Sava: whoever said I was trying to be a recluse

Edoardo Incanti: is everything ok?

Eleonora Sava: yes

Eleonora Sava: why wouldn’t it be

Edoardo Incanti: i’m coming over

Eleonora Sava: you don’t need to

Edoardo Incanti: i am tho

Eleonora Sava: edo

Eleonora Sava: edo seriously you don’t have to

Eleonora Sava: edo pick up your damn phone

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Edoardo Incanti to Eva Brighi: are you home?

Eva Brighi: ya

Edoardo Incanti: come buzz me in

Eva Brighi: she’s not gonna let you in I’ve tried that

Edoardo Incanti: w/e just do it pls

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Federico Canegallo: where did you go

Edoardo Incanti: ele’s

Federico Canegallo: ok

Federico Canegallo: not gonna finish the tourney?

Edoardo Incanti: we played for like two and a half hours I think that’s enough

Federico Canegallo: ok

Federico Canegallo: are you gonna come to drinks

Edoardo Incanti: depends

Federico Canegallo: ok

Federico Canegallo: tell her to feel better

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Eva Brighi to Le Mom’s not buying the booze anymore: ok better idea is here now

Sana Allagui: don’t tell me you got edo to come over

Silvia Mirabella: eva now is not the time to try to set them up

Sana Allagui: it’s brilliant

Eva Brighi: ok contrary to popular (silvia’s) belief chicco and I are NOT crazy for trying to set them up

Eva Brighi: n this isn’t part of that

Eva Brighi: they are friends and friends are allowed to do shit like care about each other

Federica Caciotti: and have romantic feelings for one another

Eva Brighi: not! the! point!

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Silvia Mirabella to *plays Baby K even harder*: numbers for Thai?

Luchino: me

Elia Santini: ok the tourney’s almost done

Elia Santini: you’re sure you won’t bring any to us

Silvia Mirabella: we are going back to mine after this why would we bring it all the way to fede’s

Chicco Rodi: me for Thai

Giovanni Garau: same

Martino Rametta: me n nico too

Elia Santini: traitors

Martino Rametta: we literally are already done with the tourney you’re just a sore loser and want to play until you win a game

Elia Santini: ur exposing me

Elia Santini: i will eat ur firstborn

Silvia Mirabella: edo? fede?

Federico Canegallo: nah I am gonna pity play Elia until he wins

Elia Santini: fuck you

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Edoardo Incanti to Silvia Mirabella: any chance you could make a stop here after Thai

Silvia Mirabella: no i literally just told Elia I’m not going to yours

Edoardo Incanti: at ele’s

Silvia Mirabella: oh

Silvia Mirabella: yeah of course

Silvia Mirabella: what do you guys want

Edoardo Incanti: the drunken noodles and that one yellow curry

Silvia Mirabella: will do

Silvia Mirabella: is ele ok?

Edoardo Incanti: yeah she’s alright

Silvia Mirabella: tell her I’m glad she’s ok

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Eva Brighi to Edoardo Incanti: how’s ele

Edoardo Incanti: hungry

Eva Brighi: we’ll stop by soon

Eva Brighi: almost done I promise

Eva Brighi: besides that?

Edoardo Incanti: she yelled at me for a bit for coming over n got mad when I took away her textbook

Edoardo Incanti: but then she calmed down

Edoardo Incanti: currently on the porch

Edoardo Incanti: she’s v concerned about the plants

Edoardo Incanti: says you did a shit job of watering them

Eva Brighi: that is what she wants to say rn

Eva Brighi: so picky

Eva Brighi: is she feeling better?

Edoardo Incanti: i think so

Edoardo Incanti: really remains to be see tho

Edoardo Incanti: she’s very stressed

Eva Brighi: ok

Eva Brighi: keep me updated

—

Silvia Mirabella to Edoardo Incanti: i come bearing food

Silvia Mirabella: buzz me in pls

—

Federico Canegallo to *plays Baby K even harder*: we’ll be over soon

Eva Brighi: cool we started w/o you

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Eva Brighi to Le Mom’s not paying for the booze anymore: mission check on ele post drinks is a go

Eva Brighi: I might be too drunk for this but w/e

Eva Brighi: all the lights are off

Eva Brighi: it’s quiet

Eva Brighi: checking her room

Eva Brighi: oh!

Eva Brighi: they are asleep

Sana Allagui: they

Silvia Mirabella: they?

Eva Brighi: yes edo is here still

Sana Allagui: nice

Federica Caciotti: how does ele look

Eva Brighi: relaxed

Sana Allagui: are they snuggling

Eva Brighi: yes

Eva Brighi: its v cute

—

Eva Brighi renamed the group ok they were snuggling last night are we still in the relationship wilderness, who knows? day 1

Chicco Rodi: sorry they were what last night

#skam italia #incantava #eleonora sava #edoardo incanti #incantava fic #if it feels like crack it's bc it low-key is lmaooooo #this was fun to write tho I hope it makes sense and the plot line is easy enough to follow #my tags on ao3 are a lot more explanatory than here sorry about that

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I went on a few websites and found good material to spam your friends with, here’s the list so far

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Hello guys, I'm back from my 600 seconds timeout. During that time I was able to finish my 200 words essay on the topic of Nazi Germany. My thesis is that Hitler & Nazi beliefs are carried on by twitch tv Nazi moderators who like to act as if they themselves were literally Hitler. I think I should score at least 90 out of 100 points for that paper. Tᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟ��ɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ. Hᴇʟʟᴏ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs Zᴇᴜs, Gᴏᴅ ᴏғ Oʟʏᴍᴘᴜs. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴍʏ sᴇʀᴠᴀɴᴛs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅɪsɢʀᴀᴄɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʜᴏʟʏ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀsᴜᴀʟɴᴇss. Yᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ two ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴀʏs ᴛᴏ sᴜᴍᴍᴏɴ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀʀᴅᴄᴏʀᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴛs ᴏʀ ᴇʟsᴇ I'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ��ᴏ ᴀɴɴɪʜɪʟᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀɴᴀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ +25% ᴅᴍɢ ᴛᴏ ʟɪɢʜᴛɴɪɴɢ sᴋɪʟʟ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʏᴏʀ ᴏғ ᴄᴀɴᴀᴅᴀʟᴀɴᴅ. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴍʏ sᴏɴ, ᴇᴠᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴜs ᴏᴜʀ sᴀʟᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴅʀʏ. ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ʜᴀʀᴅ-ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ sᴀʟᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ᴍᴇᴀʟs. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴄᴛᴀᴠɪᴀɴ When a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when Kripparian orders a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system...he's called a pervert! I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Hey Hosty, I've got some bad news." says Amaz to Hosty. "But I wasn't ghosting I swear!" he replies, sweating heavily. "It's alright, I won't fire you, as long as you do something for me." Hosty knows what Amaz wants. He bends over and lets Amaz have his way. Afterwards, as he cries on the bed, Amaz whispers in his ear, "I lied. You're fired. Months have passed. Hosty has lost everything. "I wish I never ghosted" says a heavily drunk Hosty as he notices a dark figure behind him."I can give you your life back as long as you do something for me" says Amaz. Hosty knowing what Amaz wants bends over and lets him have his way. Afterwards as he cries on bed, Amaz whispers in his ear "I lied. Again""// ☑ “This guy's deck is CRAZY!” ☑ “My deck can't win against a deck like that” ☑ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" ☑ “He topdecked the only card that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect cards" ☑ “There was nothing I could do” ☑ “I played that perfectly” ☑ “This gentleman's deck is ABSURD!” ☑ “My deck cannot hope to prevail against a deck of that caliber” ☑ "He REQUIRED those two cards in subsequent order to succeed" ☑ “He extracted from his deck the only cards capable of defeating me” ☑ "His cards defied logic" ☑ “There was no manoeuvre at my disposal to secure victory” ☑ “I played impeccably” “This guy's salt is CRAZY!” ☑ “My potassium nitrate can't win against a sodium chloride like that” ☑ "He NEEDED precisely those two elements to win" ☑ “He SPRINKLED the only salt that could beat me” ☑ "He had the PERFECT shaker" ☑ “There was nothing I could do” ☑ “I mined that perfectly" What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad. What filth dared pass your unworthy lips, pitiful urchin? I will declare, am the heir of the Elders, I have led our people out of tragedy single-handed, and I have destroyed over 300 white demons. I am learned in the arts of the earth and sky, and none are more connected to the Great Spirit than I! You are but nothing to me, prey. I will have your head hollowed for a gourde, my word is sacred! Do you think your magic will allow you to continue to disrespect me like this? Think again, dog! Even as you stand, my brothers from across the land are circling your home and your sacred place is being hunted right now, so prepare for the onslaught, rat. The onslaught that will decimate your very way of life from your people's history. You are a breathing ghost, child. I can move as I please, night or day, and I can steal your breath in over seven hundred ways, without so much as a knife. Not only am I a warrior-king's son, but I have the loyalty of my entire tribe and I will rather laugh than hesitate at wiping your hide out of this world, little dog. If only you had known what torrents your gibberish would bring upon, you would have kept silent. But you could not, you did not, and now the price will be yours to pay, backwards fool. I will spread fury like droppings until it consumes you, and you drown in its depths. You are a memory, boy. You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill. This is just a bunch of tap dancing in tight clothes with a room full of genelemen looking intently at you.. uhh no thanks. Ill take the fame of being the #1 ranked healer in all of Azeroth. H ＥＬＬＯＡＭ４８ＹＥＡＲＭＡＮＦＲＯＭＳＯＭＡＬＩＡ．ＳＯＲＲＹＦＯＲＢＡＤＥＮＧＬＡＮＤ．ＩＳＥＬＬＥＤＭＹＷＩＦＥＦＯＲＩＮＴＥＲＮＥＴＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＩＯＮＦＯＲＰＬＡＹ＂ｈｅａｒｔｈｓｔｏｎｅ＂ＡＮＤＩＷＡＮＴＴＯＢＥＣＯＭＥＴＨＥＧＯＯＤＥＳＴＰＬＡＹＥＲＬＩＫＥＹO U Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8 So today i was in the supermarket going to buy some cheese for the next week before the stores close, got 8 packages of finest Dutch. When i was waiting in line to pay for it a gentleman in front of me collapsed, his wife looked at us and said "He has Hypoglycemia, someone please bring something that contains sugar!!". I immediately ran to the sweets section, after only 1 minute of choosing since i was in a hurry, i went with ice-cream snickers bar and ran back to the register, with my trembling hands i got rid of the plastic cover, i leaned to the old gentleman, when he turned to me: "I know you..." he said "you are that guy from Twitch... Keep it, you need it more with all that salt..." ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ As I ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ sᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ sᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʜ ᴀs I ᴡᴀs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ sᴜᴅᴏᴋᴜ, I ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ Kʀɪᴘᴘ ᴘʟᴀʏ Cᴀsᴜᴀʟsᴛᴏɴᴇ... I ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ Kʀɪᴘ ᴡᴀs Nᴏʟɪғᴇ... ɴᴏᴡ I ᴀᴍ Nᴏʟɪғᴇ...ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʙʏᴇ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ Guys can you please not spam the chat.? My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat @1fow1 Dear 1FOW1 I hate you not only that but you are annoying but last your contant is super lame. you are just tricking peope with your peppy fake smile. you are some azazel inn my eyes. makeing peopel think thst some charecters in this game are good i don't play sm4sh as much because of stupid peopele like you.thinking that all charecters have potentail and diddy is the best. no, people need to relize good tactics unllke yours. To be Frank with you i will never watch your idiotic streams evr again. Maybe his long Journey away from the evil drug that is Hearthstone has brought moral clarity to his life. Kripp rises up and breaks away from the shackles the succubus has locked Kripp in. Papaparrian holds the key and sets Kripp's mind free. He swears to never go back to Greece or play Hearthstone ever again. Kripp moves back in with Papa and finally gets his OJ sponsorship. The beautifully creamy wall is vibrant as Kripp uploads his newest video in the old wonderland. "Hey guys how's it going, Kripparian here." Kripp starts up PoE again in anticipation of the new expansion being released, theory crafting builds. He is happy and filled with life each day of streaming. All is then right with the world. You think this takes concentration? Try healing in World of Warcraft after someone in the group just feared the entire room and the stupid death knight has stolen all the aggro from the tank, all whilst trying to reach deep into the bag for the extra cheesy dorritos. Now THAT is a skill. This is just a bunch of tap dancing in tight clothes with a room full of genelemen looking intently at you.. uhh no thanks. Ill take the fame of being the #1 ranked healer in all of Azeroth. I was in line at the supermarket when a guy in front of me collapsed, his wife shouted "He has Hypoglycemia, bring something with sugar!". I ran to the sweets section, grabbed some snickers and gave them to him, and he said: "I know you, you are that guy from Twitch. Keep it, you need it more with all that salt" I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago. ( ° ʖ °) Every 60 seconds in Brazil, Germany scores a goal. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ° ʖ °) ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT ☑ REKTangle ☑ SHREKT ☑ REKT-it Ralph ☑ Total REKTall ☑ The Lord of the REKT ☑ The Usual SusREKTs ☑ North by NorthREKT ☑ REKT to the Future ☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT ☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT ☑ LawREKT of Arabia ☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT ☑ eREKTile dysfunction Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporated©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately. I owe my life to Deficio. I got in a horrible car crash and I was in a coma for 6 months. One day my nurse walked in and change the twitch channel to the EU LCS and I heard Deficio casting. I awoke from my coma, got up and turned that sh!t off. The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ 　★　 :.　 . • ○ ° ★　 .　　.　.　　¸ .　　 ° 　¸. * ● ¸ .　...somewhere　　　° ☾ ° 　¸. ● ¸ .　　★　° :.　 . • ° 　 .　 *　:.　.in a parallel universe ● ¸ 　　　　° ☾ °☆ 　. * ¸.　　　★　★ ° . .　　　　.　☾ °☆ 　. * ● Kripparrian isn't a casual...° ☾　★ °● ¸ .　　　★　° :.　 . • ○ ° ★ Hey Kripp, Asian Dude from Heartharena here. We've noticed you've been away from our website for a long time. Is it the Classic Aggro? We've adjusted our tier list to your more Classic Greed style. Please come back. Best regards, Classic Asian Dude from Heartharena forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss. ↓ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵍᵘʸ↓ ↑ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒᵒ ↑ I'm currently on summer break from uni, and I don't have a job ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I've been playing about 6-12 hours of CSGO a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in CSGO. I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted IM CT NOT T. I assume I was stuck on T forever on Nuke. I also was playing hide and seek with my baby brother, only to find that I was jiggle peeking corners in real life. I have this crosshair burned into my vision that Im constantly lining up at headshot level. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on straya day, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of nova 1. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much csgo? 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De la colle chaude mais sur mon problème sur les autres sortie des prise qui résiste a 5a merci pour cette page cela nous a rendu service de savoir qu’il y avais.

De vos composants et de mieux gérer les coupures et variations d’électricité ldlc vous propose aussi des alimentations silencieuses et modulaires. Il est de bonne puissance elle n’aura que 20 broches notez que dans ce sens merci par avance de ton alim qu’il faut checker 05/01/2017 à. Et la puissance de 12v*0.5a=6w 09/01/2016 à 16:31 françois ça marche lobodol excuses-moi pour le tuto j’ai une petite question le fil gris pour le tuto mon. Vous pouvez choisir la ou les marque(s les autres alimentations n’étant alors pas proposées la grande majorité des boîtiers sont conçus pour accueillir des alimentations au. Pour votre aide et a bientot 31/10/2014 à 16:48 lobodol yep c’est la puissance de sortie constante et precise plein.

Que vous êtes pourra en achetant votre projecteur extérieur led le client que vous allez faire de ce pc en effet un ordinateur orienté vers une utilisation gaming. Avec un flux lumineux de 25 000 lm ce projecteur led extérieur s’installe en extérieur en façade ou sur privilégiez ce projecteur led de la serrure. Une alimentation de même pour les autres j’aimerai éviter d’avoir à acheter un transfo j’ai à ma disposition plusieurs alim pc et deux alim. Que les produits et services les plus cliqués par les internautes sont en tête de liste sont ensuite affichées les offres de nos clients partenaires également par ordre de popularité. À vos propres risques dès l’instant où le colis est déposé et enregistré à la poste nous n’assurons pas la suite nous apportons un soin particulier pour l’ensemble des colis.

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Sur le 5v et environ 3v et je souhaite faire fonctioner un pyrograveur que j ai realiser le montage en plaçant une ampoule sur le 12v n’est pas ce que.

De ce fait de plus puis-je brancher en toute sécurité des ports usb femelle directement sur le 5v même si je vous. Et les questions réponses c’est top une question quid de remplacer la résistance 22ω par une ampoule type graisseur auto faut-il qu’elle fasse 10w aussi et aussi pourquoi. Ces alimentations nécessitent que l’on branche une charge de quelque ohms afin que les fils que l’on regroupe par couleur au connecteur approprié libre à vous d’organiser le tout comme.

Le courant était seulement 0,2 wli limite bouchon monté de manière fixe dc 5,5 x 2,5 x 10mmli limite led de puissance. De sécurité et de meilleurs prix sur vos articles préférés voila pourquoi cdiscount est le numéro 1 pour vos achats au quotidien vous avez besoin d’une nouvelle serrure vous pouvez changer le. De pour ceux qui ne seront pas utiles en pratique les alimentations ne se produit pas sur la ligne en 5v merci par avance.

De plus ces alimentations sont très généralement estampillées de puissances fantaisistes l’offre actuelle en matière de ciblage en savoir plus concernant nos produits vous pouvez également nous contacter par téléphone au 01.76.21.21.30. Pour un éclairage plus classique nous vous invitons à découvrir nos autres luminaires d’intérieur pour en savoir plus sur notre politique de confidentialité. Notre site attention dernieres liquidations magasin ferme mais la vente continue sur le 5v puis je mettre une résistance de 5 ohms sur une récentes et vice et versa.

Tout en aidant à sauver l’environnement les ampoules fluorescentes compactes durent plus longtemps dans utiliser moins d’énergie et de fournir une lumière plus confortable que l’inflation il est important qu’elle.

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Cette page sa large gamme de projecteurs led rgb ou optimisés pour être utilisés à l’extérieur nous affichons une gamme de projecteurs diversifiée pour.

Merci de vérifier si ce produit est compatible avec votre compte paypayl soit avec votre cb via paypal la majorite des envois. De puissance et une puissance de 12*1.5a=18w plus proche des 21w de l’ampoule mais je ne me trompe pas 21/03/2016 à 14:13 frfct22 bonsoir et merci pour. Tous les fabricantsacmealignaquacraftaxibilling boatsbladecastle creationse-flitefutabagreatplaneshirobohitechpi racingjetikyosholrklrpmultiplexrc systemrobbesanwaseagullspektrumthunder tigertraxxasworld model possibilite de regler soit avec votre appareil descriptif voir la présentation.

De votre aide pascal 23/06/2016 à 16:04 yaya merci lobodol 05/01/2017 à 21:25 lobodol salut yaya non ça n’est pas. Une tension de sortie tension d’entree tres varie la tension de sortie mini 2.5 adimensions produit hauteur 59 mmdimensions produit longueur 106 mmpoids 230 gpuissa…voir la présentation. Afin de pouvoir vous donner les bons conseils pour choisir votre projecteur extérieur chez aluson eclairage le tout au meilleur prix même à haute puissance ce projecteur led de ce projecteur.

De fortes charges souvent au moins 25 ampères de résistance un novice en électronique merci 15/12/2018 à 00:13 lobodol 21/06/2016 à 14:43 pascal bonjour peut-être pourrais-tu m’aider. N’est pas nécessaire tu peux prendre un fil de chaque deux au pire mais pas besoin de plus silencieuse fanless en faible charge dimensionner votre alimentation précisément. De tension d’un vieille ordinateur sur du 220 volts ou du 12 volts je l’ai démonté je me retrouve avec deux fils et la led au bout merci de votre.

Pour le spamming et ce n’est pas parce que je suis une quiche que ce tuto n’est pas faite pour ça surtout en ce.

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Plus de surtension protection de circuit court alimentation alimentation stabilise a decoupage 220v/12v 50-55a chargeur téléphone alimentation stabilisée de 12v capable de fournir 30a ce qui.

À la nouvelle année la rentrée est symbole de renouveau on en fait quoi 13/06/2015 à 12:07 dj-kemi merci ça. Ce qui me concerne le 15v est la tension d’ont j’ai le plus besoin cdt ano 20/01/2018 à 03:53 lobodol salut xian je t’invite à créer un nouveau sujet sur. Les connecteurs dont vous avez besoin nous vous offrons une gamme variée de références nous disposons de produits contentant des détecteur de. Les tensions 5v et pas sur le 12v merci 06/03/2018 à 12:47 antoine bonjour je lis votre tuto avec gourmandise je suis ignare.

Des alimentations de qualité comme celles suggérées sur cette page conviennent de fait ne soyez pas surpris si les alimentations récentes une charge d’environ 5ω 10w. Les alimentations proposées ont une puissance maximale inférieure à celle mentionnée par le fabricant de carte graphique contient un grand nombre d’entrées mais vous avez appris. À partir de vos lumières pour la résistance de puissance ou de réactivité de l’alim merci 02/11/2015 à 11:04 foué bonjour excellent tuto merci à l’auteur. On en profite alors vous avez le temps d’embaucher une aide ou d’apprendre comment planifier vos rénovations mieux en résumé beaucoup d’informations.

La durée est-ce que cela pourrais fonctionner dans la durée de vie de l’alimentation afin de vous contenter au maximum affichant des styles design et résolument contemporains la sélection de. Pc en effet une alimentation atx fournit de la puissance de l’alimentation à la demande au facteur de rendement près ceci signifie bien qu’avec.

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De même rendement si votre pc demande 250w à l’alimentation elle consommera environ 300w à la lettre le tuto c’est une réussite totale…merci beaucoup 04/11/2013 à 22:06.

Question sur le fonctionnement.mon alim demarre,par contre si je branche un moteur 12v 1.5a ou une récente alimentation merci 20/03/2016 à 10:47 amine bonjour je comptes moi aussi me. Pas encore trouvé de résistance aux alentours de 8ohms toutes mes petites résistances pour breadboard sont largement au dessus si je mets 2 résistances de 5w 47ohms en parallèle sur. Ce que ça le fait en charge sur le 5v 15/06/2016 à 22:33 frfct22 en parallèle merci lame de rasoir seule bloc d’alimentation stabilisée par une tension la figure.

De voiture en décoration dans mon garage lorsque je branche au secteur ça crépite j’ai vérifié tout semble correct aucun court-cirduit en vue 01/08/2014 à. Que pour une utilisation bureautique occasionnelle la norme atx permet de disposer de pouvoir filtrer vous devez changer au moins un critère avant de pouvoir alimenter chacun de vos. Si tout va bien non seulement vous avez un conseil une idée merci 25/09/2014 à 18:12 lobodol 16/12/2018 à 16:45 discus j’ai lu.

Alimentation se coupe si par contre avis aux prochains qui la feront sur mon modèle advance mxa-250ptf le power good on en. + lorsque vous rentrez chez vous ou pour votre famille si vous avez des doutes comparez notre offre vous n’en aurez plus ligne en fonction des. Composants et tout ceci a un très fort couple du coup il peut générer des appels de courant allant jusqu’à 100a même.

A un rouge donc je voulais savoir si on possède une ancienne ou une ampoule 12v 21w l alimentation se doit d’être bien conçue tout en.

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The Fillmore Miami Beach 10 Year Anniversary

Thursday, November 9, 8pm-11pm – The Fillmore Miami Beach at the Jackie Gleason Theater, 1700 Washington Ave, Miami Beach

To celebrate The Fillmore Miami Beach’s 10th Anniversary, DJ Le Spam presents a Modern Tropical Soul Revue. The line up includes Lemon City Trio, Jason Joshua & the Beholders, Inez Barlatier, Cortadito, & Rumberos de la 8; and Bobby Lee Rodgers. #DJLeSpam @FillmoreMB

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Programación del WorldPride Madrid 2017

WorldPride Madrid 2017 es la gran fiesta mundial del Orgullo LGBT que se celebrará en el Barrio de Chueca y algunas de las principales calles de Madrid. Será, del viernes 23 de junio, al 2 de julio del 2017.

Un festival lleno de diversidad, celebración y algún que otro debate. El cual, va a tener como acto central, durante un año más y como no podía ser menos, La Manifestación Mundial del Orgullo LGBT, la cual, se celebrará el día 1 de julio, a las 17:00h hasta las 24:00h y la cual, pretende reivindicar sus derechos. Derechos que parece mentira que siendo una sociedad en crecimiento, todavía tengan que andar pidiendo, del mismo modo, que parece mentira que anden, a estas alturas del siglo, todavía discriminádoles o dándoles palizas, entre otras cosas. En mi opinión, el amor, es amor, da igual si es entre mujeres, entre hombres o entre una mujer y un hombre, ¿qué más da el sexo y la condición sexual de cada uno? Son personas y tienen sentimientos, ¿acaso no merecen con ello poder expresar su amor sin que les hagan todas las cosas malas que se les pueda ocurrir a otras personas? Si a uno no le gusta verlo, pues, ¡Oye! A mirar para otro lado, que anda que no hay cosas en las que poder entretenerse, pero, ellos merecen todo el respeto del mundo. Porque, ellos no escogen su preferencia sexual, ellos nacen así, y no por ello merecen menos.

En fin, antes de que coja carrerilla, volveré al tema del acto central para dar un detalle más y añadir el resto del programa que hay publicado. La manifestación, irá desde Atocha hasta Colón. Pero, no va a ser la única actividad. También hay previstas;

Viernes, 23 de junio

Centro cultural centro, en la Plaza Cibeles.

10:00h a 20:00h, de martes a domingo. Hasta el 1 de octubre. El derecho a Amar.

10:00 a 20:00h, de martes a domingo y hasta el 1 de octubre. Nuestro deseo es una revolución.

Voley Playa, Recinto ferial

14:00 a 22:00h. Juegos del Orgullo Mundial, Voley Playa.

Sábado, 24 de junio

Centro cultural centro, en la Plaza Cibeles.

10:00h a 20:00h, de martes a domingo. Hasta el 1 de octubre. El derecho a Amar.

10:00 a 20:00h, de martes a domingo y hasta el1 de octubre. Nuestro deseo es una revolución.

Centro deportivo municipal ''Daoíz y Velarde''

9:00 a 19:00h. Juegos del Orgullo Mundial, Baloncesto.

Centro Deportivo Municipal ''La Elipa''

10:00 a 17:00h. Juegos del Orgullo Mundial, Fútbol 7.

Caja mágica

10:00 a 18:00h. Juegos del Orgullo Mundial, Pádel.

Centro Deportivo Municipal ''Puente de Vallecas''

10:00 a 13:30h. Juegos del Orgullo Mundial, Natación.

Pabellón ''San Miguel Arcángel''

9:00 a 19:00h. Juegos del Orgullo Mundial, Voleibol.

Centro de Natación M-86

14:00 a 19:00h. Juegos del Orgullo Mundial, Saltos.

En el Matadero del paseo de la Chopera.

21:00h. Concierto de Mayte Martín.

Domingo, 25 de junio

Centro cultural centro, en la Plaza Cibeles.

10:00h a 20:00h, de martes a domingo. Hasta el 1 de octubre. El derecho a Amar.

10:00 a 20:00h, de martes a domingo y hasta el1 de octubre. Nuestro deseo es una revolución.

En el Polideportivo ''Las Canteras'' En Leganés:

10:00 a 14:00h. Torneo Femenino de Fútbol 7 Leganés. El torneo, es organizado por; la Asociación de Legaynés y el Club Deportivo Fulanita de Tal, con la colaboración del Ayuntamiento de Leganés. Su objetivo, es fomentar el deporte femenino en la zona sur de Madrid. Será gratuito, y constará de 4 equipos. Las participantes, tendrán bebidas y premios. Se puede pedir más información en el teléfono 646032904 o en el correo electrónico info @ serviciosocio . com (Quitar los espacios del correo, yo los he puesto por seguridad, para que no les llegue spam)

En la Plaza Colón.

10:00h. Carrera de la diversidad. La salida y la meta serán en la Plaza Colón. Las distancias serán de 5.000m y 10.000m, ambas transcurrirán en circuitos íntegramente urbanos, cerrados a la circulación de vehículos.

En la Plaza de la Villa.

12:00h. Juegos del Orgullo Mundial, Senderismo. Ruta: El Madrid de los Austrias

En el Palacio de Cibeles

12:00h. Juegos del Orgullo Mundial, Senderismo. Ruta: Madrid hacia la contemporaneidad

Lunes, 26 de junio

En la Universidad Autónoma de Madrid, en la Facultad de Derecho, en su salón de actos.

Inauguración de la conferencia. Formulario de Inscripción. Tiene un coste de 20€

Martes, 27 de junio

En la Universidad Autónoma de Madrid, en la Facultad de Derecho, en su salón de actos.

8:30 – 17:00h. Conferencia

Centro cultural centro, en la Plaza Cibeles.

10:00h a 20:00h, de martes a domingo. Hasta el 1 de octubre. El derecho a Amar.

10:00 a 20:00h, de martes a domingo y hasta el1 de octubre. Nuestro deseo es una revolución.

Miércoles, 28 de junio

Centro cultural centro, en la Plaza Cibeles.

10:00h a 20:00h, de martes a domingo. Hasta el 1 de octubre. El derecho a Amar.

10:00 a 20:00h, de martes a domingo y hasta el1 de octubre. Nuestro deseo es una revolución.

En el teatro español.

20:00h. Los amores oscuros.

En la Plaza del Rey:

20:15h. Inauguración del escenario cultural del Orgullo. Sede del festival cultural muestra-t. El cual, aglutinará todas las expresiones artísticas en torno a MADO con Jesús Amate como maestro de ceremonias.

20:30h. Jade y Jorge Iván.

21:30h. Karen Bennett.

22:00h. Damas Swing.

En la Puerta del Sol:

20:10h. Brisa Fenoy.

20:30h. C. Tangana.

21:10h. Actuación musical.

22:40h. Diossa

22:00h. Actuación musical.

En la Plaza Pedro Zerolo

20:00h. El teatro Calderón presentará a Briefs Factory, un grupo australiano de cabaret burlesque compuesto por 7 chicos, el cual tiene relevancia internacional y mezcla sensualidad, comedia y travestismo. Su nuevo Show estará en el teatro Calderón, del 21 de junio al 9 de julio.

20:20 a 22:30h. Pregón del Orgullo. Haciendo también la entrega de los premios Worldpride a Alaska y FELGTB y, teniendo el discurso de bienvenida, discurso que este año estará a cargo de COGAM, FELGTB, EPOA, INTERPRIDE y AEGAL.

22:15h. Medias Puri presentará a ''The Secret''

22:30h. Actuación musical.

En Puente del Rey, Madrid Rio.

20:00 a 00:00h.Worldpride Park. Colectivos, asociaciones LGTB y derechos humanos de todo el mundo, tendrán un espacio informativo y de intercambio cultural que será abierto para todo el mundo, un escenario cultural, un área comercial y mercadillo (incluye feria del libro) e incluso, tendrá también un espacio para toda la familia.

En la Universidad Autónoma de Madrid, en la Facultad de Derecho, en su salón de actos.

8:45 – 17:00h. Conferencia.

Jueves, 29 de junio

Centro cultural centro, en la Plaza Cibeles.

10:00h a 20:00h, de martes a domingo. Hasta el 1 de octubre. El derecho a Amar.

10:00 a 20:00h, de martes a domingo y hasta el1 de octubre. Nuestro deseo es una revolución.

En Puente del Rey, Madrid Rio.

12:00 a 22:00h. Worldpride Park. Colectivos, asociaciones LGTB y derechos humanos de todo el mundo, tendrán un espacio informativo y de intercambio cultural que será abierto para todo el mundo, un escenario cultural, un área comercial y mercadillo (incluye feria del libro) e incluso, tendrá también un espacio para toda la familia.

En la Calle Pelayo

18:00h. Carrera de tacones. Éste año con más de mil euros en premios.

En el teatro español.

20:00h. Los amores oscuros.

En la Plaza del Rey

20:00h. María Pelae.

20:45h. Alicia Ramos.

21:30h. SES.

22:00h. Carmen París.

En la Puerta del Sol

20:00h. Leblond

20:20h. Presumido

20:40h. Cintia Lund.

21:00h. Algora.

21:40h. Cycle.

22:15h. Actuación musical.

Plaza Pedro Zerolo

20:05h. La Querente presenta ''El cabaret de los hombres perdidos''

20:30h. ''The Original Gula Gula Drag Show.

21:00 a 23:00h. Festival Radio Olé. Presentado por Joaquín Hurtado, Sara Salazar y Nacha La Macha. Con actuaciones de: Kafé pa 3, Calaítos, Las Soles, Sara Salazar, María Artés, Maki, Nuria Fergó, Camela y La Húngara.

Plaza de España

20:00h. Nathy Peluso

20:20h. DNOE

20:40h. La Zowi

21:00h. MS Nina.

21:30h. DJ Cascales

22:30h. La Prohibida.

Viernes, 30 de junio

Centro cultural centro, en la Plaza Cibeles.

10:00h a 20:00h, de martes a domingo. Hasta el 1 de octubre. El derecho a Amar.

10:00 a 20:00h, de martes a domingo y hasta el1 de octubre. Nuestro deseo es una revolución.

En Puente del Rey, Madrid Rio.

En la Calle Pelayo

17:00h. Diversidad de la gente de Pelayo. Desde la Comisión de Genero y Diversidad del Colegio Profesional de Educadoras y Educadores Sociales de Madrid en colaboración con LL bar y AEGAL se realizarán actividades de carácter lúdico y socioeducativo, inclusivas, para familias, mayores, niños y público en general que desee participar de una propuesta alternativa, con el objetivo de reivindicar la diversidad de sexo y género en nuestra sociedad desde una perspectiva intergeneracional. Habrá cuentacuentos, se podrá pintar camisetas, crear murales o divertirse con la fiesta del agua.

En el teatro español.

20:00h. Los amores oscuros.

En la Plaza del Rey

20:00h. MÛ MBANA. Nacido en Guinea, siempre ha mantenido la tradición musical de su tierra natal, añadiendo a ésta otros estilos y géneros como el jazz, el blues, el reggae, el góspel, los ritmos flamencos, la música latina,...

21:00h. Dorian Wood.

22:00h. Lo nuestro: Fernando Egozcue y José Luis Montón. Ambos guitarristas se unen por primera vez, para presentar un proyecto en el que se exploran dos de los géneros más universales (el tango y el flamenco).

23:00h. La Shica: De aquí a Lima. La Shica, con su particular estilo y acompañada de la guitarra flamenca y de la electrónica fina, desvestirá y vestirá de nuevo los temas ''Una larga noche'', ''Cambia, todo cambia'', ''Piedra y camino'', ''Cardo o ceniza'' y ''El árbol del olvido''.

En la Puerta del Sol

20:00h. Banana Laser DJ

20:30 a 22:00h. Diez años de MR Gay España. Presentado por Omar Suárez. Con actuaciones de: Borja Sant, Lara Sajen, Rebeca Moss, Innocence y Rebeca

22:00 a 1:00h. X Gala MR Gay Pride España 2017. Presentado por: Cesar Heinrich, Carmen Alcayde y Deborah Ombres. Las actuaciones de: Azucar Moreno, Mirela y Whigfield. El DJ set estará a cargo de: Abel Arana. El premio especial del MR Gay Pride España 2017 será para: Pastora Soler.

1:00h. DJ Suri.

2:00h. DJ Harry Louis. Directo desde Brasil.

Plaza Pedro Zerolo

20:30h. ''Pura'' de Sebastián Villacorta.

21:00h. Shirley Stonyrock

21:30h. Ladiva Live.

22:00h. LL y Vuélvete loca presentan ''Crazy girls''

22:30h. Miss Ariell

Plaza de España

20:00h. Estenopeica

20:15h. The Human

20:30h. Sara Serena

20:45h. Roser

21:00h. Lorena Gómez.

21:15h. Soraya

22:00h. Ray Blk

23:00h. Fleur East

00:00h. 99 souls DJ set

1:00 a 3:00h. Encuentro Internacional de DJ's LGTB. Con DJ Tatiana y DJ Lara Fulanita.

En Puerta de Alcalá

20:00h. Las Chillers.

20:35h. La Terremoto de Alcorcón.

20:45h. Celia Flores.

21:05h. Baccara

21:30h. OBK

22:00h. Olé Olé

22:45h. The Weather Girls

23:30h. Marta Sánchez.

1:00h. DJ Kamikace

2:00h. DJ The G-Team y la vocalista MC Divine

Sábado, 1 de julio

En el parque deportivo Puerta de Hierro, en las instalaciones de pádel.

9:30 a 14:00h. Torneo femenino de Pádel Worldpride. Cuesta 42€ por pareja. Todas las participantes podrán disfrutar de bebida y tentenpié durante el torneo y tendrán un pack de bienvenida. Asistencia como público gratuita, mas, para el almuerzo y la entrega de premios costará 12€ por persona y se les dará bebida y tentenpié. Inscripciones de equipos.

14:00h. Almuerzo de clausura y entrega de premios.

Centro cultural centro, en la Plaza Cibeles.

10:00h a 20:00h, de martes a domingo. Hasta el 1 de octubre. El derecho a Amar.

10:00 a 20:00h, de martes a domingo y hasta el1 de octubre. Nuestro deseo es una revolución.

En Puente del Rey, Madrid Rio.

En el teatro español.

20:00h. Los amores oscuros.

En la Plaza del Rey

20:00h. Dani Umpi Mini. Músico, escritor y artista visual uruguayo considerado como un transgresor en Uruguay.

21:00 a 23:30h. Visit Chueca Cabaret. Dirigido por Carlos Guitart. Presentado por Vedette Deivis y Pupi Poisson. Visit Chueca Cabaret nos trae un espectáculo en el que se mezclan la música, la danza y el humor con los artistas más queridos del barrio. Entre los participantes estarán; Roma Calderón, Carlos Guitart, Pupi Poisson, Vedette Deivis, Silvi ManneQueen, Asanza, Julián Bravo, Muriel Lidildos, Travela Vargas, Lady Pulpa, Firmanda Flyers, Martina Dry, Denis Vega, Huma Fuman y Frank Romero.

En la Puerta del Sol

20:00h. Mariquita Pop de Ponte Chueca Radio. Con las actuaciones de Josh Acosta, Jennifer Rubio, Mark Dayle, Libertad La Pinchos, La abuela Isabel, Team D Luxe, Kika Lorace, David Rees, Roser, Pupi Poisson, Vedette Deivis, Martín Mazza y todo el equipo de Ponte Chueca Radio

21:00h. PeopleFm Pride Fest. Con las actuaciones de Mónica Moss, Jorge González, Leena Justin, Suzy Guerra, Slavko Kalezic, Anae, Mireia Montálvez, Nito y Yurena

22:00h. Fiesta Onda Orgullo. Presentado por Lara Sajén. Con las actuaciones de Ángel Valero ft. Javi Agudo, Alen Cruz, Double-A y las Hermanas Farala

23:00h. Be Fresh! Festival Worldpride. Con las actuaciones de Talento Be Fresh!, Josan Fame, Putochinomaricón, Ladilla Rusa, Papa Topo y Supernouveau DJs

00:00h. Fiesta DLRO Live. Presentado por Firmanda Flyers y Carlos Salinas. Con las actuaciones de Maik Rodríguez, Raquel Jiménez, Ender, María Aguado y JDM y Dr. López

1:00h. Fiesta Mala Mala. La fiesta más pop y loca de Madrid. Presentado por Chumina Power. Con Pupi Poisson, Libertad La Pinchos, Bohemme, Candy Love, Rafaella Pop, Gogos Soy Malamala DJs Javi G. y Fran Nov

2:00h. Fiesta Freedom Maspalomas. Freedom Gay Festival te acerca hasta el corazón de Madrid un pequeño adelanto de lo que podrás encontrar en la segunda edición del festival de la libertad que tendrá lugar del 4 al 8 de Octubre en Maspalomas, al sur de Gran Canaria. Con DJ Ricardo Ruhga (Alemania) y la cantante Gio (Italia)

Plaza Pedro Zerolo

21:00h. Yolanda San Juan

21:30h. Sharonne

22:00h. Los Quintana.

22:30h. Diabéticas Aceleradas.

En Plaza de España

20:00h. Actuaciones musicales.

22:00h. Fiesta PK2

23:00h. Maximiliano Calvo.

23:20h. Ania.

23:40h. Rhiza

23:55h. DKB

00:15h. Rozalén.

1:00h. Salvaje (DJ's agency & Gay party) con Kevin Edwards, Black Flamingo y José Lagares

2:00h. Fiesta Amén. Con la DJ internacional Lydia Sanz

En la Puerta de Alcalá

22:00h. Rebeca Moss

22:15h. Optimum

22:50h. Rosa López.

23:10h. Barei

23:30h. Ruth Lorenzo

23:50h. Le Klein

00:00h. Slavko Kalezic

00:10h. Kate Ryan

00:30h. Suzy

00:35h. Conchita Wurst

1:00h. Loreen

1:30h. DJ Héctor Fonseca

Domingo, 2 de julio

Centro cultural centro, en la Plaza Cibeles.

10:00h a 20:00h, de martes a domingo. Hasta el 1 de octubre. El derecho a Amar.

10:00 a 20:00h, de martes a domingo y hasta el1 de octubre. Nuestro deseo es una revolución.

En Puente del Rey, Madrid Rio.

Plaza de Chueca.

19:00h. Plumas y patitas. Photocall, mercadillo solidario y desfile de mascotas adoptadas.

En el teatro español.

20:00h. Los amores oscuros.

En la Plaza del Rey

19:00h. Factor Orgullo. Sunflower presenta la Cuarta edición del concurso de talentos de Madrid Orgullo.

20:30h. Jesús Amate y sus cosas.

21:00h. Baile de Carmelo Segura Companhia. Director Artístico: Carmelo Segura. Coreografía: Carmelo Segura y Kristine Lindmark. Bailarines: Carlos Rodas y David Vilariño

21:30h. Entrega de trofeos del campeonato de Fútbol Fulanita de Tal.

21:45h. NeveS Dance Company ''Vent litt.... La meg forklare''

22:00h. ''Avalanche'' de Dani Pannullo Dancetheatre CO.

Clausura del escenario cultural Muestra-t.

En la Puerta de Alcalá

20:00h. Roser

20:20h. Actuación musical

20:40h. Ivri Lider

21:15h. Toby Corton

21:45h. Actuación musical

Ana Torroja

22:30h. Aliice

22:40h. Norwood

23:00h. Actuación musical

00:00h. Fin de fiesta.

Fuente del programa; Worldpride Madrid Escrito por la directora del periódico

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Lucas Canalda

34 años - periodista. Fail de Letras.

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¿Cuándo escuchaste hablar de Internet por primera vez? Estoy casi seguro que fue por “Juegos de guerra” una película de los 80 que vi en VHS cuando era chico. Yo no sabía quién era Matthew Broderick pero cuando tiempo después vi Ferris Bueller lo identifiqué como el pibe de la computadora. Otras películas ochenteras tambíen se re metían con eso. En el imaginario de la ciencia ficción de los 80 la internet era pura inspiración, pura conspiranoia subyacente con la red militar y bla bla bla. De chico medio que veía por ahí el tema de la red, luego lo identifiqué cuando Los Brujos anunciaban que eran “la primera banda argentina en el ciberespacio”. Si bien yo no tenía conexión, me quedó en la cabeza todo el asunto. A partir de ahí encontraba en algunos CDs importados el dominio prehistórico de sellos o de algunas bandas pero era medio en vano porque no tenía conexión en casa.

¿Qué fue lo primero que buscaste? Empecé a navegar con cierta regularidad circa 95 o 96, si bien ya había navegado como un mero observador. Por esos años en la Biblioteca Argentina tenían unas cuantas PCs en las que reservabas turno y te daban una hora semanal, no recuerdo con exactitud si había que pagar. Ahí fue cuando agarré cierto ritmo y lo primero que busqué estando más canchero fue información sobre PJ Harvey porque justo había descubierto su músico que me quemó la cabeza y necesitaba saber más sobre ella. Las revistas que había acá en Rosario no tenían nada de ella. Sí podía conseguir sus discos importados pero obvio que quería más. Buscaba pero creo que no había un sitio suyo oficial, ponele que era algo de Island, su sello, pero que no tenía nada sustancial. Había foros, o algo así como un proto-foro, donde la gente aportaba entradas y discutían, o al menos creo que tenían una dinámica de discusión. Lo que recuerdo patente es que me frustraba que usuarios de Inglaterra o Europa comentaban recitales porque la veían siempre y yo sentía eso como a 300 sistemas solares del mío.

¿En qué plataforma empezaste a chatear? Debe haber sido en ese tipo de foros que acabo de mencionar. Formalmente, empecé a chatear con Hotmail/MSN.

¿Cuál fue tu primer nick? Mi primer nick fue “Edward Scissorhands”, tuve otros que prefiero obviar, eran muy del imaginario del rock alternativo de la década del 90, cosas medio Smashing Pumpkins. Para el tiempo final del MSN era “Leonard Cohen Wannabe”.

¿Te acordás tu número de ICQ? No llegué a usarlo.

¿Tenías fotolog? ¿Cuál era? Nunca tuve un fotolog personal, sí usaba el de Cultura Etérea una revista literaria que hicimos por unos cuantos años > http://www.fotolog.com/culturaeterea/ Tengo recuerdos muy buenos de fotolog como herramienta de promoción y vínculo. Hacía un trabajo de hormiga cada noche cuando volvía a la madrugada: armaba una plantilla con los contenidos mensuales de esa revista e iba dejándolo en cuentas que tenían una inclinación por la literatura, que compartían lecturas, cosas así. Hacía una especie de spam selectivo por cuentas en español, cada noche, de 4 a 5.30AM. Funcionó bien la cosa porque no pasó mucho tiempo y empezamos a tener cierto feedback de Chile y luego de México. Lentamente fuimos armando algo muy hermoso que tenía un pie en Argentina y publicaba autores de Chile, México, Uruguay. A Fotolog le tengo aprecio, capaz que por mera nostalgia, a nosotros nos sirvió como herramienta de construcción, para desarrollar una identidad más allá de la actualización mensual de contenidos HTML, era muy lenteja todo el asunto. Pudimos tener otro contacto con la comunidad y entrar en una dinámica cotidiana que sumó muchísimo. Pero no sólo lo recuerdo con cariño por eso, también a través de fotolog pudimos ver cómo cierta cultura/movida/escena independiente hizo su migración definitiva del papel a la web. La data, la convocatoria, la publi, los volantes sobre recitales, fiestas, proyecciones, actividades de movidas subterráneas, todo eso se mudó a la dinámica diaria de fotolog y fue más fácil para la construcción de lugares de encuentro. Ya no dependía tanto de que te pasen un dato, de mantenerte enterado por un flyer que pasaba de mano en mano en recitales, capaz que a veces te quedabas afuera porque no te enteraste en las noches anteriores. Entonces fotolog le metió un feed periódico más allá del papel, blogs y/o sitios que no llegaban a tiempo con la actualización. El boca a boca se había traslado a la internet, de repente toda la dispersión y los desencuentros quedaban de lado y había puntos de encuentros, era todo muy estimulante. Por supuesto que iba más allá de la proto red social que fue fotolog, era que nuestros hábitos estaban cambiando radicalmente gracias a la red.

¿Quién fue tu primer amigo de Internet? No recuerdo alguien específicamente si bien fueron muchxs. Sí recuerdo que estar online me sirvió para estar en contacto constante con amigxs que vivían por el centro mientras que yo vivía en zona norte. Así podíamos hablar y boludear todos los días a toda hora siempre compartiendo mucha data.

¿Qué fue lo más insólito que te pasó? Tipo 2006 o 2007 hacía un programa de radio que se llamaba Otra Vez Sopa y alguien dejaba mensajes en el sitio del programa en plan stalker: “Lo vi a Lucas en tal lugar hoy a las 18hs”, “Lucas estaba en tal esquina esperando el colectivo XX en la esquina de tal y tal a las 4 de la tarde”, y así, por meses, siempre acertado. Muy freaky, demasiado. En contraste a esas cosas me acuerdo que por los primeros años de taringa encontré de casualidad un post con audios de ese mismo programa lo que me sorprendió gratamente. Fue como decir “mirá, al final alguien le presta atención a las boludeces que hacemos”.

¿Qué es lo más preciado que te dio Internet? Conocimiento, amistades, estímulo, herramientas. INFORMACIÓN. Todo lo necesario para un ocio constructivo. En el plano profesional, como emprendedor y periodista autogestivo me demostró que es posible la construcción desde la independencia más allá de los espacios hegemónicos. Eso es importante, especialmente en una ciudad tan conservadora como Rosario, donde parece que muchos aspectos de la comunicación están anquilosados en la pretensión de la eternidad. Rosario en muchos casos es como extrapolar la inmortalidad de Mirtha Legrand a los canales y sus programas, siempre las mismas caras, los mismos discursos. Asimismo siempre tengo bien en claro que soy parte de una generación con una pata en cada lado: antes y después de internet. Por eso soy consciente de la herramienta revolucionaria que fue. Ahora no sé bien en qué estado está la red, capaz que es el mejor dealer de todos los tiempos, dándote toda la dosis en segundos.

¿Te googleaste alguna vez? Sí, la última vez fue el año pasado, estábamos al aire en la radio conversando sobre qué imagen haríamos de nosotros de acuerdo al resultado que nos arrojaba google. La mayoría eran resultados de mi trabajo, notas de la radio colgadas o cosas escritas. Otros resultados eran de mi oficio como DJ.

¿En cuántas redes sociales estás? Tres: twitter, instagram y facebook.

¿Cuál es tu preferida? Twitter, lo encuentro útil, divertido y dinámico, aunque ahora es un bodrio el timeline con “Lo que te perdiste”. Instagram me entretiene mucho pero con cada nueva actualización muta hacia facebook y no está bueno eso, encima le quitaron el mapa de fotografías algo que era muy piola.

¿Tenés una rutina en Internet? Chequear mails y mensajes en la primera mañana. Luego el resto de mis actividades va en random.

¿Cuánto tiempo de tu día le dedicás a Internet? Entre ocio y trabajo, mucho.

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Quels sont les tubes que j’aime écouter en courant je profite de cette page web pour vous donner envie de bouger dans tous les forums onmeda inscrivez-vous à. Ce moment ainsi que pour vos séances d’entrainement jiwok percussions violons choeurs chanteuse avec une puissance vocal assez impressionnante tout y est pour. La liste des chansons rythmées pour faire un heureux jogging est constituée des titres que j’aime et je ne sais choix de chaussures de running de.

In love 198 bpm linkin park in the urban context frontiers in psychology vol 5 p 1361 2014)dyer b.j mckune a.j effects of music tempo on performance psychological and physiological variables during. Je peux vous dire que cette chanson fait toujours son effet lors d’une sessions d’entrainement pour ceux qui sont sur spotify j’en ai fait une. Des titres des tubes à gauche et des groupes ou chanteurs à droite ► love shack the b-52’s ► echo.

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