#dizznee+

[crippling-pages]

EEEEEEEE GUESS WHAT

So there's this girl in my grade; I've known her since last year, but I've never really talked to her that much, not more than a few sentences.

BUT today!! today me and my friend were talking about kotlc and then she (the girl, let's call her K), overheard and K's like "wait r you talking about keeper of the lost cities??" and then my friends like "yep!" (btw K and my friend, lets call Z, are friends already), and then she says "I LOVE that series!"

and so me being obsessed with the series goes "AHH YES ANOTHER FAN" (mostly internally... mostly-) we 3 talk a little bit and stuff, etc etc. but I have so many questions i need to ask, and the first one is "what are your ships??" and she says "sokeefe, obvisouly"

GREEN FLAG

thats good. Take note.

Then we take a pause(we were in the lunch line so there was a pause + the principal was there soo), and then me and Z go back to her and I ask her if she likes Tam

She hesitates for a little bit. Not for like, a second, but like for 5. She starts to say "he's okay, i guess" and stuff like that So I get the logical reaction and am about to have a heart attack,

BUT.

BUT.

The reason I'm not in the hospital right now is because she said ONE THING that literally saved everything (for me at least)

"I do like Tiana though!!"

and I literally fall to my knees and i cheer silently to Z (she's just laughing her butt off inside lol)

but anyways

GREEN FLAG

lets go to my history cuz K's in my history class, and i'm just waiting for her, so i speed walk to her, trying not to look too eager (i think i failed tbh- no defo failed) and i'm trying to make conversation and not look to eager

eventually i go back to keeper and i ask her again to be sure that she likes tam and this time, no hesitation, she says YES with a confident nod, "i like tam, yes :D"

GREEN FLAG

so im like 'okay good thats really good'' and then i say "so what about dex?"

(TW for any dex lovers i am so sorry.)

then she hesitates. not for a second, not for 5, but like for 15. FIFTHTEEN. and she says "...not really??"

RED FLAG

and im like... i might have another heart attack-

next she says "he's okay, but i don't really like how he and sophie interacted in the first book..." and i nod, because respectfully, it was a bit awkward there (and because im trying not to scream)

BUT she does agree that Dex needs more page time.

GREEN FLAG

And then the teacher is like 'time to get started' and that ends the conversation etc etc

So.

I just needed to get this out somewhere, but yeah.

And for anyone who skipped all that because... yeah- here's a summary:

Summary: Found kotlc fan. She ships sokeefe. Likes Tam. Ships Tiana. Doesn't really like Dex though, but agrees that he needs more page time.

What are your guys thoughts on this?

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

“Even Dex” is BRUTAL

[elgatoarcoiris]

For the kotlc cover contest!!

Finished this since last month but forgot to post it here😭

[verydizzyelf]

i love thinking about sophie walking into team valiant meetings 10 minutes late, coffee mug in hand (you know the one—it says “councillor tears” on the side), sporting huge eye bags and a tunic biana made her that says “the council’s favorite juvenile delinquent” in big sparkly letters.

aside from all twelve councillors audibly sighing when she walks in, no one bats an eye. everyone is used to this. she sits down at the end of the table next to dex, who wordlessly hands her the meeting agenda. she doesn’t even glance at it. instead, she puts her head down on the table and falls asleep almost instantly. the meeting continues. this is a regular occurrence.

i love unhinged sophie

[thesquid06]

Dex needs to be the one to destroy the matchmaking system. Not Sophie. It has been his family’s battle, he should be the one to fight it.

[chainlxnk]

sillies

[skulls-and-wishbones]

quality cousin time

[lezabeththetheodoraimposter]

there are two types of dex fans

“dex is so sweet and innocent. such a little baby who would never do anything wrong!! he’s just a cutey pie”

“dex is actually a drug overlord”

[the-great-gullon-incident]

How rare must scars be for elves when they’ve lived so long in an era of peace. How horrific must the moonlark gang’s scars be to them.

[dizznee]

homophobic christians complaining about unraveled are really like i can excuse horse fucking but i draw the line at acknowledging gay people exist

[theunmappedstar]

can we take a minute to discuss how betrayed everyone would feel if they knew keefe had been living and dining in cahoots with alvar for weeks. if they knew he healed him? imagine how sophie would react. the confusion, the guilt, the betrayal at her now-boyfriend having spent half of his time in the forbidden cities with the guy who planned her kidnapping, torture, and eventual disposal. and dex, too!! and hey, we obviously all know it wouldn't go well with fitz. and the look on biana's face? the lip quiver?

[chrissabug]

Dex Dizznee

commission for Keeper of the Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger

Sketches and linearts on my Patreon

[ultralazydumbass]

I’m on my Tinkerbell Dex agenda

[queefsencen]

happy fall 🍁

[necromancer-at-abattoir]

Does anyone just really like platonic SoTam? Because Sophie with all the other boys just feels wrong and annoying due to the romance thing, but Sophie and Tam? Only platonic.

I'm a SUCKER for boy-girl platonic relationships and friendships. I love those. Shannon, more SoTam, please?

[sunflowers-and-scales]

a request from @sparklenarniawizard !!

(i do not have super clear images of these guys in my head sorry but i hope it vibes with u!1)