#divorce mascot

[cheesycatz]

celebrating my birthday a month late the right way

[strawberrus0da]

Babe wake-up new spamton divorce just dropped

[cloudgutzwavesbyetosanity]

wdym he wasn't before?????????

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Hey maggots, Good Omens Mascot here. I woke up and chose to make a Final Fifteen quiz. In fact, a which line from the final fifteen are you quiz. It's my first ever quiz.

Starting a tag game! It's so fun! Let's all join in and share our results! Here's mine! I'm okay! This fandom is so stable! So is its Mascot!

@howmanyholesinswisscheese @queermarzipan @soleilpirate @random-doctor-on-the-internet @eybefioro @1800ineedshelp @bat-plus-moth-equals-both @singalongpoppet and everyone who sees this. Spread the happiness *smiles in broken inside*

[every-captain]

Quick reference for the Analogomorph. They were a cartoon bunny from a short-running obscure children's television show who was caught between the channels and eventually warped by the snow inside the TV. Now they show up in the corners of cartoons that air late at night.

I wanted to make something that could fit into analog/mascot horror art styles and themes because I am unfortunately hyper-cringe and really love that shit.

[touboutenshi]

lately ive headcanoned that daniels parents are divorced because his official profiles just do not mention his mom or brother anymore

[sdmsims]

made the blog mascot ingame (finally)

[day50]

and he just pulls his tееth while shе рulls her hаir

[deltaruminations]

gaster gives me “I Miss My Wife” energy. i can’t explain it. he just has the energy of a guy who misses his wife. it’s like Divorced Energy but more miserable

[bigshot]

THE ONLY THING [[Holy Matrimony]] IS GOOD FOR IS [[Chapter 50. Divorce and Alimony]]!!!

[splattermouth]

for th longest time i was worried abt making my literal own devilspawn self insert sona oc snaptrap like a semi-main fucking character (or at least like. important to the narrative? how ever thats gonna be spun in an scp-esque bestiary site)

but like. lately ive been leaning more and more towards remaining anonymous abt the whole project when i finally get it up and running. and if im gonna go that way.... no one has to Know

[xzacloudx]

THE CLASSIC !

I made a cake

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

cheer up good omens fandom crowley is coping

Worry not, maggots of mine, as your mascot and prophet I feel it my duty to assure you that Crowley is coping well after the events of season two. He is in fact with his plants, and has taken up new hobbies and music genres! Here is a terribly taken and very convincingly real photo of them having a girls night with the plants :")

[dumpywrites]

Random BTS story prompts (Request open!)

a/n: seeing the positive feedbacks from my prev writings, I decided to write more and I want your involvement! <3

Request away with a number and a member name!

Strikethrough/crossed = prompt is taken

One number per request

Done requests will be linked here!

Requests may take a while as I do write according to what catches my creative flow first. I don’t want to force write any story :)

Bold number with link means it's done!

Fluff

“Tell me your name.” “No.” (Taehyung)

“You look familiar, like that one guy from BTS.” (Namjoon)

You kissed someone at the party last night… but who? (Hoseok)

“Do you wanna see my cat?” You’re not actually lying but he thinks it’s a sexual innuendo. (Yoongi)

Costume party comes into disaster when you mistaken your crush as your friend. (Taehyung)

You wake up in a strange alternate universe where everything’s the opposite. (Hoseok)

Sworn enemies by day, restaurant mascot by night.  (Jin)

Your friend arranged you on a date with a BTS member. The catch is, you have to pretend like you’re not a fan.  (Jungkook)

“How does one incite a first kiss?” (Yoongi)

Watching a concert is fun, until you get knocked out by the idol's mic. (Jungkook)

How to make an annoying guy fall to his knees 101. (Jin)

Beauty privilege exists, that's why you're selling your hot best friend. (Jungkook)

"Aren't we done?" (Jungkook)

Angst/slight angst

“Treat me like yours again for a week before you let me go.” (Yoongi)

He doesn’t love me back but I’m fine with it. (Yoongi)

Your friends locked you together for an hour so you can make up. (Yoongi)

He only comes to sleep with you and you accept because your heart allows you to. (Yoongi)

You both deleted your memories of each other. (Yoongi)

Love and business don't mix, and so do both of you. (Namjoon)

Your husband who you’re about to divorce, lost his memories.  (Hoseok)

“It’s weird but can you please take care of my son while I’m away?” (Taehyung)

“This wouldn’t change our friendship, right?” (Namjoon)

A crippled and a convict, what a mix.

a/n: I will be adding more prompt later if the inspiration strikes! 💜

[my-true-love-insanity]

Can we just talk about the characters the LiB have 'claimed', for lack of a better term, or force to do their bidding.

To clarify:

Pokey has Paul

Wiggly has Wiley

Tinky has Ted

Blinky has Bill

Nibbly has Linda

WHY IS NIBBLY THE ONKY ONE WITHOUT ALLITERATION?!?1?/

Like come onnnnn dude! I love Nibbly and Linda, but why'd they have to break the pattern??

I get that Linda fits the story well, but I like the pattern. So HC to fix it?

I say yes. Linda is actually her middle name, and she hates it as that's what her father calls her, along with 'Piggy' due to her nose. Her first name is Nichelle, because her parents wanted her to stand out but no-one can pronounce it properly or try to shorten it, so she just got annoyed and now goes by her middle name.

Although Blinky may not follow the pattern either, as in Watcher World, he seems to be far more interested in Alice, and she kills the mascot at the park, however I have seen more fanart of Bill!Blinky and their general association.

But it seems to have been the intention to give each LiB a human that embodies their trait, and Linda fits Nibbly to a T, being so hungry for the win, she sabotages all her competition. Tinky is the Time Bastard, and Ted meddles with time to get what he wants, like a bastard. Pokey claims Paul, possibly because he is the most resistant to him, knowing once Pokey gets Paul, everyone else would soon follow/would be easier to convert as they are less resistant. And Wiggly has Wiley, who is very happy to do Wiggly's bidding.

So does Blinky really think a middle aged man, who is going through a divorce and trying to reconnect with his teenage daughter but his friends just leaving him hanging the best thing to watch?

Although if that were a show or something, people would EAT THAT SHITT UPPPP