#dissect meeeee

[sevenswansinatrenchcoat]

Haha what if you pushed a single line into my heart? And then what if you only let through a drip drip drip to flow through the glyphs and gears? And then what if through the pain I kissed you? Haha jk.....unless?

[sheathnknife]

the vampire diaries 8.16 // louise gluck, crossroads

“and damon, like the voiceover tell us, he was worried he would never see stefan again. it was just elena assuring him that there would be peace. that we’ve dealt with this other side of darkness for several seasons, but there’s also light out there and there’s peace, and damon will find it. if you search for it, you will find it. and we wanted to get that last moment to see that [...] damon found it too, and it looked just like his brother.” — kevin williamson

[cakechako]

I am so normal about this piece of content (they’ve been hyper-fixated for months and suppress the urge to bring it up in conversation at all times)

[boysnberriespie]

I have so many inarticulate thoughts about Armand’s, “With a boy!”

[max-the-hecker]

Bro could you imagine danny gets dissected so bad and he's like "I'm done fighting I'm ready for peace" and he dies and wakes up in the ghost zone I can imagine he'd be SO PISSED LMFAOOOO

Or like he cartoonishly floats out of his body so now he's fully dead and he's like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEE BRUH

[jadelemonadee]

the way seabury shoos him off and then fixes his hair will always kill meeeee i need to dissect him and study his brain 😭😭😭

[osamucide]

14!!!

a few selfship thoughts

14. Who falls asleep during a movie?

MEEEEE between me and OSAMU. he's just not an eeper. simple as that. also he will most likely be studying it intensely and dissecting so he can confidently spoil the movie without having even seen it. he always guesses exactly what will happen. if he plays with my hair or traces circles on my shoulder or something tho, i'm done for. goodnight

between ATSUSHI and me, him. he IS an eeper. he works so hard! he's usually very interested in movies, but as another cuddler, he's the one that conks out first. never has me explain what happened so he can experience it for himself (might fall asleep again)

RYU and i go 50/50 on this, if we do at all. i think out of the three, he's most into horror which is my fav so of course i don't want to sleep >:( although he's not as touchy as osamu or atsu, things as simple as tracing my palm or the back of my hand will send me to sleep. i think he knows this and does it on purpose so he can smile at me while i sleep (i do not look cute when i sleep but this cornball probably thinks i do). another analyze and dissector. he's got about a 90% accuracy rate.

[junipers-insects]

Noooo junipers dont put me under a microscope and dissect me. Hand on hips seranading you buggily. Doonntttt dissect me nooo. Lays under microscope blowing kisses at you. Someone save meeeee

Dissects you anyway and you just die

[placeinthisworld]

I’m that anon and this might sound over the top but I genuinely feel so so so heard right now because for the longest time when I followed them their takes and the way Taylor just fully consumes their life made me feel drained. I remember always side eyeing how they would conveniently side step criticising Taylor whenever she would genuinely mess up like saying oh they’re not a part of that group so they don’t want to take up space but it’s like okay I get it, hell I can even respect that but why aren’t you reblogging posts criticising Taylor made by the people she has directly hurt from her actions then. the way that fans go into dissecting very minute details over there sometimes made me think of how inevitable it is for Taylor to not grow and change cuz these are the blogs that always filled up Taylor’s feed and realistically fans like this is what she’s exposed to and on a human level I can’t imagine being treated as if every minor action of mine is worth extensive praise. The mental development of a celebrity impacted by being placed on such high pedestals has always intrigued me. I won’t lie there was a time, whenever I came home from school I would sit and obsessively consume only Taylor content and would be very defensive over her in real life as well but ( and I’m not trying to be super judgemental here) I can’t imagine being that committed to protecting, coddling, praising and borderline worshipping somebody like that when I know that individual never even considers my existence for like a second, I genuinely can’t imagine doing this for years and years and never growing past it especially with everything Taylor has done.

I still remember how condescending and truthfully mean they were being to anons when some fans questioned why Taylor swapped out invisible string for the 1 and they defended joe so so so much as if they were his lawyer or something but as soon as they broke up the absolute switch up kind of floored me cuz I always thought that they genuinely started liking joe for his work at one point cuz of how much they would place him on a pedestal as well before but damn I got whiplash from soo many blogs after the breakup. I know this turned into a giant rant and I’m so sorry but it’s just I’ve never come across anybody that felt the same way cuz generally literally everybody praises that blog and treats it like royalty sometimes so it’s like getting to vent to somebody for the first time 😅😅😔😔

100000000% bestie i agree with everything you’ve said 😭

i followed them too for the longest time and always kinda followed that same mindset too. but something changed when eras started that made me just kinda….feel like there was a tswift overexposure/ blowup where it suddenly felt like people were only online again to gain clout, and then the breakup happened and everyone and their mom was suddenly a diehard swiftie with all these opinions about it and it started to make me feel icked out by the way people just…..casually discussed and debated/speculated about her personal life and their entire relationship without knowing really anything more. when the breakup happened i definitely saw the switch from just another swiftie to literally suffocating up taylor’s asshole. i mostly blame tumblr too for giving them that attention lol i think that definitely fed into their dialogue. i remember being kinda sad when i unfollowed but knew it was better for me bc their interactions with anons and their opinions were so wild lol. i also remember starting to feel like i was a bad fan/ swiftie if i couldn’t defend taylor like that in good conscience so i figured disengaging would be enough, but then meathead came into play and suddenly their narrative became clear that they were really just ready to support and defend taylor about absolutely everything (and then somewhere along the way they blocked meeeee and ngl i wa so caught off guard bc i had unfollowed so long before that i couldn’t even tell you when it happened or like what i said to cause if LMAO i’m sure it was one of my criticism posts about taylor but like still find it funny!) because at the end of the day we’re all just fans seeing what taylor wants us to see and nobody really has any insight as to what taylor is thinking or how she feels, yes even if you spent a few hours with her once 5+ years ago……

overall is been a very eye opening experience as to how parasocial relationships develop and how weird people are on social media…..i always said (jokingly) that swiftism was a disease but like i actually feel like it is

[zem-zem-zoom]

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ARGGGGG :3 !!!!!!!!!! (i'll put a read more on this to spare people while they scroll) I'm going to assume this is for S&M so i will answer for them!!

🎥 "do you have any favorite scenes from your hyperfixation?"

I think both 303 & 305 knock it out of the park with everything for me. I love the endings with all my heart. also the "big reveal" and the intro of 303 are something i wish i could experience again for the first time because it was so ridiculously fun

🎶 "if your hyperfixation has songs/an ost, what is your favorite song from it?"

YOURE KILLING MEEEEE !!!!! I COULD MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT THIS ON ITS OWN. i will list (some) of my favorites from each installment because ^_^ yeah . i loove infodumping about music

HIT THE ROAD- Snuckey's Greatest Muzaks #2 & The flashback (both make me feel really nostalgic and comforted . i really love these)

FREELANCE POLICE (cartoon)- Rugburn (thid is what it would sound like if you did a dissection on my brain i think)

SAVE THE WORLD- World of Max, Cogs in Motion, Casino theme (all three of these are so memorable i dont think i need to explain but I love how playful they are too. thank you jared emerson-johnson)

BEYOND TIME AND SPACE- Twilight Eternal, Maimtron 9000's Pancake Breakfast (i dont get tired of these they are genuinely incredible. also i LOVE the twilight eternal callbacks in TDP *looks at you autistically*)

THE DEVIL'S PLAYHOUSE- A Meeting of Minds, Totally Into Max, Psychic Showdown, Twilight Eternal Reprise, Intro (jared emerson-johnson is so fucking incredible for this series. this game is literally like a constant divide between atmosphere and super fun jazz and sci-fi sounds that make my brain explode. I NEED THAT HIGH QUALITY REMASTER SOUNDTRACK. so good they ooze they make my brain turn into slime)

💔 "tell us about one of your LEAST favorite characters and why you dislike them."

the soda poppers. the joke of them existing just gets tired after Save The World, and i think part of this TDP analysis kind of reiterates this in Beyond Time and Space specifically (video timestamp here) . anyway by the time they show up in season 2 i was just kind of over it sorry LOLL

[limetameta]

My priorities for creative stories are as follow

Witches story (its autumn shut up)

Seasons (i just gotta set up some shit in the witches story so yall can comprehend the pay off in seasons) this is the structure i have so far: Murder mystery chapter; Sweltering Summer ft. pirates and old friends of the Beast specifically (kind of a nod to we're friends of Dorothy vibe but instead of just gay its queer); not yet autumn so its the wedding planning chapter; autumn and wedding ; this is a long as fuck honeymoon pls can u go back to ur jobs, the Unknown is calling nonstop why are ur phones on mute; Winter)

Working on the Retired Prometheus rewrite

The Thoros story (this is gonna be a long one so fuck me i guess)

Rewrite Metallic Crimson chapters 10-current one because the PACING HURTS ME AND ME SPECIFICALLY

Weird Wild West - i have completely decided to rehaul it and so it's actually going to be very morally grey. Ft our ice alchemist. Say thank you Hunger Games au because its thanks to it that i was like man i should write Isaac McDougal as a foil to these military bitches.

Oh shit i forgot Rota Fortunae - not very high on priority actually but probably when i switch my brain to HP we'll get updates but this is gonna be a Hermione story that will transition into a Sirius story.

Black Honour exists fuck meeeee so many wips someone kill me - need to heavily outline this one. I never outline but this one needs an outline because a) too many ideas b) not enough strenght to execute them c) would it be fucked up or what that alastor moody has a little pill in his tooth filled with basilisk venom so when a possessed human w a horcrux starts attacking him he bites the possessed human and is like if im going down im taking you all with me killing the possessed human, tom riddles soul, and himself in the process. Yeah this has been in my head for like 3 years. BUT DO I HAVE THE SPACE TO FIT IT IN THE STORY??? NO I DONT WTF ITS ONE OF THE SCENES I IMAGINED BEFORE WRITING CHAPTER 1 BUT I GUESS WE EVOLVED HUH I GUESS WE DONT HAVE ROOM FOR THIS ANYMORE

Resembool Tailor - honestly rip to this one i want to rewrite it as a one shot or as a concept piece just to stop having it be a wip

Riza Hawkeye Flame Alchemist au - yall i have adhd if you dont comment and remind me of shit i wrote from time to time i will forget these things exist. Also need to add structure because i have no idea what comes next.

Oh wait fuck Psych Eval - i mean i have to finish this but its just that I am a) not a shrink b) so devestatingly scared of people pointing in the comments and being like boo this sucked ass we expected you to for sure dissect the minds of these fictional characters from the unshaken and incredibly professional pov of a military doctor ur dumb boo we thought ud deliver we see the cracks we see ur not the wizard but are some dude behind the curtain boo the immersion is gone

Madame Christmas story - i actually like this one a lot but i just need to figure out structure a little better

Oh dear god i wrote batman fics (completely forgot they existed)

We forgot we were human - I am so pissed off i was ready fo write an adult Harry harrymort fic and i was gonna make it super weird and fucked up but it flopped. It just flopped and im never branching out again. They were gonna be insidious and nasty and cruel and it was gonna be soo good like I was ready. But now the only feeling i have towards this story is it looking at me and being like mother please love me and i just spit at it and say ur no son of mine wheres ur medical degree, to which the story replies: but i love being a comedian mother. And i hiss at it: all you've managed to become is a joke on my ao3 profile. That's all you are!! And then i suppose i imagine the personification of the story goes to cry.

What the fuck is that kimbliza spy story thats smth ill delete and just reuse for metallic crimson

[artsycervidae]

More OC questions for your Demon Slayer characters!

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Thank you for indulging meeeee. Gonna focus on the trio again!

🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies?

Hinata's hobbies are studying demons (obviously), fighting or sparring, and talking. But it's rare that they feel comfortable enough to indulge in the company of others, and more often than not it's a poor experience. They get most of their conversation in with demons.

Nobutoshi likes to meditate, loves to read (especially diaries and historical texts), and going for long, quiet walks. He could be perfectly happy going days without talking.

Tetsuya loves to learn and is a teacher's pet. He also loves listening to stories. (You can bet Nobutoshi reads aloud to him during training montages.) And he also likes studying martial arts-- a habit from kunoichi babysitters.

🍰 SHORTCAKE — what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)?

Hinata prefers simple foods. Fresh fruit is sweet enough for them, or hot drinks like tea.

Nobutoshi strikes me as a red bean mochi kinda guy.

Tetsuya is still in that kid phase where candy is his immediate preferred sweet. Just sugar concentrate as a treat.

😓 DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge?

Hinata is extremely open-minded. They're open to doing the unthinkable to survive (like dissecting and scavenging human bodies) and to understand what they don't know (like vivisecting demons for curiosity's sake).

Nobutoshi is filed under 'stubborn' in the thesaurus. He's inflexible and often deems certain ways of thinking to be utter nonsense.

Tetsuya is fairly open-minded, but extremely inexperienced. He's inquisitive in a way that shows he may not always ask the right questions, but he's more considerate than his teacher.

[aayo-whatt]

🦜💖 🫀

:D

🦜 - gayass mutual

LMAO THANKSS

💖- crush /j

meeeee? are you sureeeee?

🫀- i want to dissect you

im ready when you are <33

[ask game]

[othercrossee]

This is how diamollo looks at zone

[lackablazeical]

Addams! AU snippet 2: 'Lab'

FULL CREDIT TO WRITER NewFallenLeaves ON A03! SHE IS THE BIGGEST SUPPORTER OF THIS AU, AND IS INCREDIBLY TALENTED AND SWEET. GIVE HER A COMMENT, KUDO, SHARE, WHATEVER. MAKE HER DAY JUST A BIT BETTER, SHE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE!

This specific snippet had actually been inspired by some art! Im pretty sure I've posted it before, but might as well also include it too! (It is pretty old, forgive meeeee LOL)

Full snippet below the cut! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Donnie had the setup exactly how he wanted.

The rat specimen was pinned to the exam table, paws impaled and spread. Its belly fur was scraped clear and the bloated, pink flesh exposed. It had died in the trap before Donnie could get to it (thank you, Mikey, for setting the couch on fire again and delaying him.) So no vivisection. But that was fine, dissection was the next best thing. Especially of a pregnant rat, oh, giddy grin, he was going to get a whole clutter of partially-developed babies to experiment on! And with Mikey and Raph off in the tunnels and Leo traipsing around the Hidden City somewhere, Donnie finally had a quiet afternoon to himself.

He intended to make the most of it.

Swiveling the lamp so the lighting beamed down on the specimen, he curled his fingers in anticipation. The mechanical scalpel joint lined up just at the top of the rat’s throat, where he could cut a straight line to open the abdomen–

“Donnieeeeeeeeee!”

Leo burst through the double doors. He waltzed across the room and flung himself over the dissection table, swooning like a lady in the throes of a fainting spell.

“Wha–” Donnie grabbed for his tray of needles and surgical knives before it upended and strewed across the floor. “Nardo! You’re squishing my specimen!”

Leo fixed him with a dreamy, half-lidded gaze. “I just met somebody.”

Donnie glowered. This was the reason Leo had barged into his lab? To annoy him with ceaseless gushing over some new simpleton he’d decided to pursue?

“You’ll never believe it,” said Leo. “I rescued him instead of mugged him.”

Donnie shook the table. “Didn’t you hear me? Get off.”

“He was cornered. By two smelly thugs. They had these adorable little switch knives, trying to be all intimidating. Donnie, I’m telling you, it would have been pathetic that he got himself hemmed in like that, if his cowering wasn’t so adorable.”

“Nardo…”

“You should have seen how cute his face was, all covered in blood!” Leo kicked his feet. “Oh, I couldn’t help myself. Don’t worry, don’t worry, you’ll be so proud of me, I only licked him a little–”

“I don’t have time for this–”

“--so I’m sure he knows I’m a gentleman. Oh, it was such a good thing I was there, those brutes were so unsophisticated, they wouldn’t have done anything right–”

“Oh my god would you just shut up!” Donnie dragged his hands down his face, opening a sliver on his cheek as the scalpel on his finger caught flesh. “What level of disinterest and indignation do I need to achieve before you get it through your addled brain? I do not care.”

Leo’s smirk never wavered. He held up his hand, smudged deep with red, and waggled his fingers. “Wanna sample?”

Donnie opened his mouth to argue, then hesitated. He peered a little closer at the smear of not-yet-coagulated blood. “...it was a yokai?”

“Mmm-hmmmm.”

“What type?”

“One you don’t have any blood work for yet.” Leo’s grin widened. “Rabbit. Or bunny. If there’s a difference.”

The swab was in Donnie’s hand before he realized he’d made the decision to reach for one. He soaked up a dribble from Leo’s wrist and snagged a clean Petri dish. “Of course there’s no difference, why do you think the combination term ‘bunny rabbit’ exists? It’s a hare that comes from another genus. And what do you want, huh? You don’t just saunter in here and offer me free DNA for my trials for nothing.”

“Can’t I help my dear brother with his evil lab experiments out of the goodness of my heart?”

“As if you have one.”

Leo dissolved into giggles.

Donnie capped the dish and pulled a fresh label from the drawer. “So? Spill. What am I beholden to you for after this oh-so-generous and selfless donation?”

“Oh, you know. Age, blood type, zodiac sign, debilitating allergies or hypersensitivities. Aaaand if you happen to match those to any particular medical records and it leads to a place of employment or a home address…”

“Don’t you have enough stalking victims already?”

Leo hopped off the metal slab and pirouetted his way out the door. “No such thing.”

[flagellant]

noooooo why won't you DEBATE MEEEEE you OWE ME A DEBATE *stomps feet* *starts crying* cmonnnn explain your entire opinion on belief and interaction between communities of different faiths in excruciating detail RIGHT NOW—but make sure to use as many buzz words as possible, otherwise i cant actually understand what you're saying—so i can semantically dissect your response word by word and ignore any bigger picture, willfully misinterpret each individual piece of it and then posit that my ideas are the monolithic center of atheism!!!!!! how will i own u suuper hardcore if you won't debaaaate meeeeee TT n TT i can TELL you hate all atheists forever because of how you treat MEEEE specifically, the epicenter of atheism, the atheism emperor, the athiestest athier to ever athe, which means you hate all my loyal subjects who all agree with me without criticism and who have definitely had the same experience with you, and you're a big meanie head you nasty ol bully who bullies people and by people i mean me!!!!!!! i am so oppressed by the mean theology person on tumblr dot comn wahhhhhh wahh wahh wahhhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Thomas James Kirk III it's an honor to meet you