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Beside the couch was a wooden chair, and on the angle of the back hung a very seedy and disreputable hard felt hat, much the worse for wear, and cracked in several places. A lense and forceps lying upon the seat of the chair suggested that the hat had been suspended in this manner for the purpose of examination.
"The Illustrated Sherlock Holmes Treasury" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
#book quotes#the adventures of sherlock holmes#sir arthur conan doyle#sidney paget#the adventure of the blue carbuncle#couch#wooden chair#seedy#disreputable#felt hat#worse for wear#cracked#lens#forceps#examination#john watson#sherlock holmes
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Today's watercolors: "Alley" https://www.ebay.com/itm/145199156387
#comic art#watercolor#original art#original comic art#art#artist#artists on tumblr#ben chamberlain#supermassive black hole a*#alley#science fiction#disreputable
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BIOMASSE
WHEN BETTY WILKERSON FOUND HER HUSBAND TORN LIMB FROM LIMB IN THE SITTING ROOM, EATEN IN PARTS AND SMEARED ACROSS THE CEILING, SHE ROLLED HER EYES AND LEFT FOR HER BOOK CLUB
WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR HE WAS NEVER GOING TO CRAWL OUT OF THE BIOMASSE AGAIN, SHE CALLED ME
THESE DAYS, THERE’S ONLY ONE MAN CAPABLE OF MURDER
BUT THE THING IS…
IS THAT I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE
#rochedotpng#my original thing!! i've been sitting on this for years but haven't been skilled enough to make it happen#biomasse... coming eventually... to a disreputable comics website near you#local woman reads framed perspective after kicking and screaming about it#it will contain hyperviolence. hypergore. and hypersex. and i don't know what that it but it'll be fun to draw#BIOMASSE#gore cw#gore tw#i do have to stress that eventually. but i think i can do it now. i think it can happen#artists on tumblr
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"Moiraine could not help smiling back. Siuan had that gift, making her smile when she wanted to frown and laugh when she wanted to weep."
— New Spring, Robert Jordan
#the wheel of time#moiraine damodred#siuan sanche#siuaraine#wot fanart#show: wheel of time#character: siuan sanche#character: moiraine damodred#yes in my head they would meet in disreputable and reputable inns to exchange intel and cuddle#and try very VERY hard not to appear besotted or on a date#Moiraine has short hair because it was her experimental phase#new bond: who dis#I have tons of ideas about Siuan's clothing as Aes Sedai before she was raised to the Amyrlin Seat#specifically how her wardrobe became more and more elaborate to reflect her rise in ranks#and how at some point she favoured white clothes to show a novice-like respect to the Tower#it paid off naturally#but I love the idea of her using clothes to show she was married to the Tower even before the Seat#meanwhile Moiraine has imprinted on Lan and wears his clothes#but yeah BABIES#I love them
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still so crazy to me there's only 7 childermass/vinculus fics on ao3. did no one else read their ending. am i crazy
#what if i dedicated the rest of my life to deciphering the mysterious text written on your naked body. and we both annoyed each other but#in a kind of fun way. and we were both disreputable magicians.#thoughts#jonathan strange and mr norrell#I'm a hypocrite though I've had unfinished childermass/vinculus fanart sitting on my laptop for like a year now
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suddenly realised I should keep working on my lirael cosplay, and spent a feverish couple hours making the least essential (but also most important <3) part. dog statue :)
#lirael#the disreputable dog#abhorsen#the old kingdom series#lirael cosplay#i do NOT know what dogs look like
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Omg Lirael what r u doing with that magic mirror haha. ur not gonna look into the past with it are you.... ? lol?
[I.D. a digital art piece rendered in the style of an oil painting depicting Lirael and the Disreputable Dog in the river of death. The Dog is turned looking at Lirael as Lirael holds the dark mirror in one hand and a bell in the other. Lirael wears the red surcoat with golden stars and silver keys cinched at the waist with a belt, a bandolier across her torso and a sword at her waist. Lirael faces away from us but part of her face is visible in the mirror. End I.D.]
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be is genuinely one of hozier's best songs ever but yall aren't ready for that conversation
#also jackboot jump swan upon leda and butchered tongue#my fav songs in existence ever i love him SO much#like 'when the man who gives the orders is born next time around on the boat sent back' andrew u r one insane guy im obsessed w u#hozier#wasteland baby#andrew hozier byrne#BE LOVE IN ITS DISREPUTE THAT SCORCHES THE HILLSIDE AND SALTS EVERY ROOT AND WATCHES SLOWING AND STRAVING OF TROOPS ???!!!#insane
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Love seeing how passionate you guys get about music polls, like it's genuinely fun and interesting to read and learn what people enjoy but it's also the one time I truly feel like a very calm and benevolent monk
#its not even that theres songs i dont squint at its just very uneventful squinting so theres nothing to say#like when i hate something i hate something and you'll know it#but turns out with skz im very mellow 😌#<< literally only about song opinions if you gave me a 'chans hair looks best straightened into his face flat#or a 'Seungmin is actually being done well by loewe' i will reveal my true nature as an evil woman of moral disrepute
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It was close upon four before the door opened, and a drunken-looking groom, ill-kempt and side-whiskered, with an inflamed face and disreputable clothes, walked into the room.
"The Illustrated Sherlock Holmes Treasury" - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
#book quotes#sherlock holmes#sir arthur conan doyle#4pm#drunken#groom#ill kempt#whiskers#facial hair#inflamed#disreputable#fit check#sidney paget#a scandal in bohemia#the adventures of sherlock holmes
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Me: now that the contest is over i will watch the Netherlands song
Me: ok going to stream this forever so it shows up on the Most Played playlist every month and EBU has to confront their cowardice all the time
My husband: Are you crying about Eurovision again?
Me: oh he did listen to his dad i--
Me: shuT UP
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to be clear, I am not saying that the disqualification was fair or unfair - I am inclined to think it was disproportionate, but the fact is we basically have 0 context for anything, and that's the problem, I mean I would not trust an EBU statement on the colour of the sky but they could have at least made a fucking effort
i mean if your stated position is "this is a competition between broadcasters, the actions of individual countries are irrelevant, disqualification is an extreme response and we do not use it lightly" and you allow one contestant to say in a press conference "after the contest I am eagerly looking forward to joining an organisation that is currently being condemned for genocidal actions and other assorted war crimes" then I feel like you don't also get to say "yeah this guy may or may not have done a thing so he's out, we aren't going to tell you what he did, trust us bre"
the cowardice is in not facing up to the audience. like so much this year, it was poorly done and the EBU should have to live with the consequences for a long time.
#i mean#along with all the other consequences#they really did fuck it up this year didn't they#eurovision#bringing the contest into disrepute
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Milking time 🥛🐄🌸
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I literally haaaave to stop coming up with more good omens comic ideas... I need to finish drawing my erotica comic first so I can make rent!!!!! 💀 THEN MAYBE
#I would in theory also like to draw them fucking nasty style but whenever I try to picture it all I see is a big looney tunes dust cloud#bz bz#anyway I only have two pages left to finish of Dungeons of Disrepute 2... so close….
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I was groovin to music while developing film earlier and it occurred to me that I looked like I should be torturing someone in a Tarantino movie.
#nik also put forth 'disreputable hacker in an early 2000s movie' as a vibe i was embodying and i agree#it is actually rather difficult to groove effectively whilst shut in a tiny room full of chemicals & wearing an n95#me posts#my face#there were even disturbing rusty stains on the sink from the blix
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Mark and Shaun roasting Eddie within an inch of his life (feat. John completely losing it) in When the Disreputable Scoundrels met Taking Back Sunday
+ Bonus
#taking back sunday#tbs#john nolan#mark o'connell#shaun cooper#eddie reyes#happiness is#2015#disreputable scoundrels#gifs#mine#interviews
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I've had breakups that left me in far less emotional disarray than coming to the conclusion I deeply regretted having bought Fates, much less having done so twice. It's my nemesis. The Chimera to my Bellerophon. The Achilles to my Hector. The Extella to my Extra
#busting it down textual style#this is unfair because Extella at least had Liz and the Altera route. Fates had Severa and it kinda fumbled even her. Disreputable
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