#disaster bi's

[mini-minish]

have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

[vanmarkus]

It ain't no lie, baby, bi bi bi ♫

[oldmannapping]

HC:

Reporter: What do you have to say to criticism that for years, the Robin role was filled solely by straight, cis white males?

Nightwing: I’m not white.

Red Hood: I’m not white.

Red Robin: I’m not… Well I’m white...

The camera lingers for an awkward moment before an offended Spoiler jumps into frame and protests girl-Robin erasure.

Later, someone puts the short close up of Red Robin’s response in slow motion with rainbow filters and dance music, and it‘s a viral joke in Gotham for two weeks.

It’s mostly forgotten for years until Red Robin goes to Pride and casually mentions that he’s already come out years ago. The clip resurfaces and people are like, “Wait, that was it??? That was real???”

Because Tim Drake has extensive media training but Red Robin is a chaotic bisexual disaster with no filter.

And that’s my headcannon of how Red Robin comes out in a way that’s so dumb, most people don’t even realise he’s done it.

(Bonus headcanon: Bernard was the creator of the original viral clip and was infuriated at the time because people thought it was a joke but it was SO OBVIOUS that Red Robin was coming out. Why couldn’t everyone see it?)

(EDIT: This recipe can also be used for gay, trans, or ace Tim - just adjust the ingredients to your personal preference.)

[raphaerolo]

Trying something new [featuring blorbo]

[raevenswritingdesk]

Wanting to leave the council (and Mel) at the drop of a hat because he realised his place is in the lab (and with Viktor), but realising just too late and loosing him in the process due to the repercussions of not choosing him earlier (what happened with Skye and his night with Mel). Jayce Talis the bisexual disaster you are.

[evan-buck]

SUCCESSION 2018 - 2023

Is that why you're paying a billion dollars for a gay little website?

[sheikfangirl]

Post-BotW - When Paya met Zelda 😅🤷‍♀️

She's hot for them BOTH! Paya is the ultimate Zelink shipper representation lol.

Cheers!

[tevanactually]

[cod-dump]

Soap: *sitting outside the base staring at the ground*

Price: What are you doing out here?

Soap: Contemplating whether or not if I should drop off the face of the Earth

Price: ... why?

Soap: I have been so preoccupied with being obsessed by every fraction of bare skin that Ghost is willing to show that when I walked into the locker room and saw Gaz shirtless I screamed

Price: ... you screamed

Soap: Then Ghost walked in with nothing but a towel and I blacked out

Price:

Soap: I'm so cursed. Everyone on this base knows I'm a loser and now the two hottest guys witnessed that. I need to disappear

Price: I've been around Phil too long, I'm disappointed I missed the chance to witness this

Soap: I'M A LOSER

[redwhitebuddie]

bobby chose gay son(s) and gay daughter

[carrythatwayt]

No longer bothered or bewildered.

More Buck: Study Him; Wife Material; Just Like Me; Where's the Equality

[shriika]

nina, victor, and their beloved pet scientist voted "most hated polycule" by the powers that be

[crowlion]

Been thinking about an Adult Gaang AU where Azula heals and eventually ends up co-ruling the Fire Nation with Zuko. Katara comes by for a diplomatic visit and finds that Azula is just as infuriating as she was during the war, except oh great she’s hot now too

(She was always pretty and Katara knows it)

The idea is that Azula’s still playing games even this many years later, but she’s especially on her bullshit once she finds out that Aang and Katara broke up. Because who better to relentlessly tease than the person who almost ruined her life? It’s the least Azula can do to make tormenting Katara her number one priority.

Katara's role in all this is that

Well she’s a disaster

[theworstcwshow]

If jensen kept getting hit in the face by the amulet when filming fighting scenes (and because of safety they had to get rid of it), that means dean canonicaly was also risking it during each hunt but still kept it on for style...and the spn writers are still trying to persuade everyone that that man isnt bisexual

[raphaerolo]

Obi-Wan Kenobi

[cubbihue]

Is Chimmy a boy? Is Chimmy a girl? No. Chimmy is tired. (And non-binry.)

Chimmy's Gender is:

Tired.

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