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After running 2 competitions and promoted as much as I physically can (as my chronic illnesses leave me disabled and unable to do much) I’m gutted to have made a total of 1 sale.
I know it’s hard for all with cost of living crisis and energy crisis, but millions are still shopping. Just sucks that most use the big name companies rather than small businesses.
Honestly I wouldn’t have minded as much if I wasn’t living on a poverty income of just a few hundred pounds a month total income! This is my only job as I can’t work but I am not getting enough for heating or food.
I’m scared
It’s under 7c indoors daily but can’t afford enough heat.
#printables#smallbusiness#disabled shop owner#disabled creator#support small shops#jewerly#jewellery#earrings#shopping#shop small#cost of living crisis#energy crisis#shop#gifts#christmas#christmas gift#gift idea
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hellooooo if anyone would like to preorder some cool stickers it is ur lucky day!!!
[mask stickers | pride calicos | otgw sheet | jatp sheet | full shop]
#my jatp art has been making its rounds again on here and no ones preordered the sheet yet so i was like o heck i gotta post on here !!#im v excited abt these and also my day job is cutting everyones hours so i gotta pay my rentttt lmao#julie and the phantoms#jatp#over the garden wall#otgw#animal crossing#covid conscious#disability#pride#pride stickers#pride flags#disabled artist#art#mask stickers#jatp stickers#otgw stickers#disability stickers#small shop owner#julie molina#luke patterson#alex mercer#reggie peters#pride cats
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a couple of months ago, i was in a residential mental-health rehabilitation program (henceforth referred to simply as "rehab" lol), and a large part of the program was a leveling system with increasing privileges/etc. in order to move up to the fifth and final level, one of the things clients have to do is lead a group; for my own turn, i decided to introduce my group to Spoon Theory, and along with that, i created a simple two-page worksheet to help everyone better engage with the topic.
this is that worksheet.
rehab was a trip in many ways, getting up in front of a group of mostly strangers to teach them about managing their spoons - yeah, that was definitely an experience. and also oddly therapeutic in and of itself? yeah.
so! if you're interested in purchasing this worksheet (and the included Spoon Theory explainer handout) for use in your own group/class/individual therapy sessions, follow the link in either of the images above 👆 and though it was created with those applications in mind, if you'd like it for your own personal use, make sure you use this promo code when you check out 😘✨
thanks for listening to my lil story, friends. and for those of you who may end up buying the worksheet, i hope it can be of use to you in some way!
#oh and! please please PLEASE don't hesitate to reach back out to let me know how you used it/if it worked out for your needs/whatever else!!#i'd love to hear from you u_u#etsy shop#etsy seller#spoon theory#spoonie#worksheets#handouts#teaching aid#therapy#group therapy#occupational therapy#mental health#chronic illness#disability#small business#small business owner
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hey so uh life update
I absolutely did not mean to disappear for all of July, I’ve had a lot going on in my personal life including a rough breakup, and I’ve been having trouble with actually finishing art for a while now. I have a lot of pieces I’ve started but not finished, so I might start posting WIPs to help motivate me to finish them. On top of all that I’ve been working more on my online shop which has been a lot of work, but well worth it
But! Speaking of my shop! (Shameless self plug time) It’s live now! Head on over to https://hyenapaws.myshopify.com/ if you want to check it out!
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I also own an EU disability card which is a way to prove you actually have an (invisible) disability which can be usefull in some cases like during lockdown there was a one-person-per-family shopping rule but I would be allowed to bring a second person to help me with whatever I need.
With this card comes a list of locations like movie theaters or parks that will offer discounts or free stuff to card owners, but they never fully fleshed out the system so everyone basically gets access to everything (on paper technically I can join the wheelchair diving club) and this gets funny side effects like when I got a discount for the zoo with a free activity book for autistic kids.
But the funniest locations to me personally are the ones where they offer me a free ticket for my 'companion'. They clearly have a specific type of disabled person in mind but hey, they're offering so I'm taking it! So I visit these places with a friend and we split the price of the remaining ticket. But this is where the fun part comes, actually informing the ticket workers of my card.
Let's use the example of my visit to the Gravensteen, a medieval castle in Ghent. The ticket guy is standing outside and does this explanation about some stuff that is being fixed in the office hence why he is standing in open air. So at this point we have had a completely normal conversation with this guy. But then we buy the actual tickets and I hand over my card, to prove we're allowed this discount of course.
And the second he sees my picture on the card, this guy, who again, had a completely normal conversation with us up this point, lowers himself down to me (he's not much taller), puts his hands on his knees and goes "SO ARE YOU READY TO VISIT THE BIG CASTLE? I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN!" at which point I was just staring back in bewilderment and not saying anything so he just gave me a sad smile, seemed to resist the urge to pat me on the shoulder and let us in.
We are all too familiar with the infantilization that comes with being disabled but it's becomes extra absurd when it happens min-conversation. He already is aware I can keep up with a regular conversation. The only thing that changed is that he now knows I'm disabled and not even what kind. and the fact that he did the embodiment of this meme was just the sherry on top
Anyway I'll take the autistic coloring book next time please
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I get that a lot of people are in support of legalization on this issue, because of arguments like "Owning your body means deciding what happens to it" but I don't think that applies to grievous bodily harm. We cannot set up a system which legalizes stabbing defenseless people and marring their bodies permanently. Consider the following:
Nazis used tattooing to mark prisoners in concentration camps during in the Holocaust. We cannot allow this to repeat, and the eugenicist "art" of tattooing must not be allowed to become common
Tattoos of Swastikas or other Nazi symbols are also often used by Neonazi gangs to indicate allegiance to Fascism
Many people who have gotten tattoos later say they regret them. Removing tattoos is a painful process involving LASERS.
Tattoos are more common among the poor or formerly incarcerated; this clearly shows that tattoo shop owners are preying on the poor.
Sometimes the mentally ill or disabled get tattoos. Can we really trust an industry that preys on the mentally incompetent I mean the disabled? I respect disabled people's autonomy, btw, just not on this decision.
So we can see that legalization of tattoos is a slippery slope to fascism and eugenics, and arguments about "bodily autonomy" do not apply.
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"just don't go out in public" isn't a solution for inaccessibility. you are literally one minor infection from developing my disabilities and i'll cause that motherfucking infection if you don't shut up.
we are people and deserve access to all buildings regardless of our access needs. making sure your doors are wide enough and making a useable ramp to get through them if there are steps is literally the bare minimum.
grow up and realise that disabled people deserve access to the same buildings that able-bodied people can access, you're pathetic
"oh we don't get many physically disabled customers" i don't know.... sorry mx owner of a shop with 3 large arse steps at the doorway, we have no idea why you don't have many physdis customers....
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I feel like most stuff I see online about diverse casting is people getting angry so I just wanted you to know that both me and my partner (we are both trans disabled individuals) got so excited when we saw the magician shop owners spouse and saraquiel that we had to pause the show so that it wouldn’t be drowned out by our frantic celebration at seeing people not only like us on tv but also without a big fuss surrounding it all.
I'm so glad.
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First love... and the only. ***********
Lewis Hamilton x femreader! single mother!
You took your little son to meet Santa Claus and accidentally ran into your ex-boyfriend, Lewis Hamilton.
You and Lewis were together for three months during your high school time. You broke up after he started to get more serious with his racing career, and you decided that it didn't go with the lifestyle you had planned for you.
So you went to college and met a new guy, while he became a seven-time world champion. You got married and had a beautiful son, but your husband cheated on you with his secretary and left without saying goodbye. So now, you were a single mother of a toddler named Lucas. You were happy with your life. Being a mother was the best thing that had happened to you, but, deep inside you still miss Lewis. Every time you see him in the news you wonder how life would have become if you two were still together. Maybe you'd have the family you always dreamed about.
Little did you know, was that Lewis still misses you, too. He was engaged to his girlfriend of 7 seven years, Nicole, but never found the same happiness as he had when he was with you. He always thought about you and what had been life for you. He found your Instagram and found that you had a son, so you must be married. It hurt to see you with another man, but he knew he couldn't complain because it was you who decided to put a stop to your relationship.
Indeed, it was you who broke up with him. You were young and you were scared of the life he had planned for him. Becoming an F1 driver and a world champion. It sounded fantastic a first, but you immediately realized that it wasn't for you. Or that was what you wanted to think. You were scared of the fame he would have. All the people around you didn't stop telling you how he would cheat and leave you for a supermodel, or how he would be at parties every weekend and fall out of love with you. You didn't want to get hurt so you decided to break up with him.
Now you were with your little one waiting to meet Santa at the same place where Lewis was doing his Christmas shopping with the dog that would catch your son's attention.
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"Come on, my love. We're going for a piece of chocolate cake!" you told your little son.
"Pup!" your one-year-old screamed enthusiastically as he saw a dog walking near him. He let go of your hand and ran fast to the dog.
"Lucas! What have I told you? Never let go of mommy's hand when we are outside with a lot of people." you scolded him, putting on your knees to be his height.
"sowee, mommy. But pup!" he said pointing to the dog again.
"Be good to him, okay?" you warned him.
"y/n? y/n l/n?" someone asked behind you.
You frowned your eyebrows as you listened to your name. That voice. You could swear you've heard that voice somewhere. Maybe on TV or the radio. But who was its owner? You turned around slowly only to find your high school sweetheart. Lewis Hamilton.
"Lewis," you whispered in shock.
In front of you was the seven-time world champion of Formula 1, Lewis Hamilton, or as you used to call him, "my love". He looked just as surprised as you. You had never seen each other again since your graduation more than 15 years ago. He looked so handsome. Age has been good to him.
"Pup!" your son's voice got you out of your thoughts.
"His name is Roscoe. Roscoe, say "hi" to our new friend," he kneeled down, petting his dog.
"Say "hi" to Roscoe, Lucas. Be gentle, baby," you told your son, doing the same as Lewis.
Lewis looked at you as you were speaking to your little son. You looked as beautiful as you were the last time he saw you 15 years ago. He was still in love with you. He quickly took a look at your hand. You weren't wearing a marriage band, so you must be single. Maybe he can try to be with you once again. He won't let you go again. Not this time.
"Do you want to drink coffee with me?" he asked you without warning.
You looked at him in disbelief. You wanted to cry. Memories came through your mind, remembering how much you still loved him.
"Yes!" your son answered, running to Lewis. He laughed and hugged him.
"Do you want some hot chocolate, buddy?" he asked him.
"Yep" the little kid answered.
"And you, y/n?" he asked you. You looked him in his eyes, and you could swear he was almost begging with them.
"Yes, I would like it." you finally answered with a little smile.
"Fantastic! For the good old times." he smiled.
You went to a cafe outside the mall. Lucas was so happy to be there with Roscoe. They were best friends already. You sat in front of Lewis. You were nervous, like when you were a teenager on your first date.
"And... How are you? Long time no see." you broke the ice.
"Good. Everything's been good," he said.
"That's fantastic." You smiled.
"And you? You're a mother now. That's wonderful," he smiled, pointing to the toddler hugging his dog. Poor dog, you thought.
"Yes. His name is Lucas, and he's almost two. The best thing that could have happened to me. He's everything to me. My true love," you smiled, seeing your son.
"He's so cute, and I believe you're an amazing mother." he smiled at you.
"Thank you. I try my best." you laughed a little. You had missed this the most. The softness of being around him. His smile and laugh. God, you miss him a lot.
"And your husband?" he asked. Your smile faded down.
"I'm divorced. He left me for another girl. Much younger than me. We filled up the papers, and he left. He never came back, and Lucas doesn't know him and doesn't have his last name. It's only me and him." you told him staring at your coffee mug.
"He sounds like a jerk," he said, a little angry.
"He is," you laughed.
"I miss you," he confessed after a short silence.
You looked at him in surprise. He misses you like you miss him. Your eyes were full of tears. You wanted to cry. So many emotions and memories.
"Don't cry. I didn't tell you that for you to cry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. My fault." he tried to calm you down.
"It's not that. I just... I miss you, too. A lot." you confessed.
He smiled, and so did you. He rubbed your cheek with his hands and leaned to kiss you. You kiss slowly, not wanting to waste any feeling of it. You both had waited for that moment for so long. It felt unreal. When you pulled apart, your son was looking at you with curious eyes.
"Mommy?" he asked you.
"Hi, baby," you laughed at his cute angry face.
"Did you like your hot chocolate, buddy?" Lewis asked.
"No buddy," your son said, without looking at him.
You both laughed at your little son and spent the rest of the day talking about each other, enjoying your company. In the next few days, you were still in contact, and Lewis invited you and Lucas to spend Christmas with him. An invitation you didn't reject.
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username8: DID YOU HAVE A KID AND DIDN'T TELL US?!
username0: I think that is his new girlfriend's kid.
username9: Roscoe looking good as always!
username3: Congrats! She's so beautiful. Sending love!
georgerussell63: I HAVE A BABY BROTHER!
landonorris: you meant Roscoe has a baby brother. You're more like an uncle. georgerussell63: I'm not so old! mickschumacher: if we're talking about ages, well, we should mention Fernando. He's the oldest. landonorris: Omg, yes! He gives vibes of being the grandfather! georgerussell63: So it's like this: Me: the (favorite) uncle. Lando: the second uncle. Mick: the third uncle. Fernando and Toto: the grandparents. I like it. landonorris: me too. mickschumacher: 👍 fernandoalo_oficial: what?
username83: LEWIS IS NOT SINGLE ANYMORE! I REPEAT: LEWIS HAMILTON IS NOT SINGLE ANYMORE!
username98: she's so beautiful! Congrats! I hope you're very happy with her!
username76: YOU'RE A DADDY NOW!
username4: that kid doesn't know who he has as a stepdaddy. SO LUCKY!
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Competition to win earrings (UK only)
I launched a new competition today, this time for a pair of earrings.
You must be in the UK for this one due to shopping costs.
Once I get some sales, I can do more competition with worldwide!
The competition is on gleam with lots of ways to enter, with up to 10 entries per entry option!
#smallbusiness#disabled shop owner#support small shops#disabled creator#jewellery#win#competition#jewelry#winning#earrings#uk#gifts#gift idea#free
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Okay so chihuahuas shouldn’t be be kept as fashionable purse dogs, but then what type of person should have them?
Dogs of course have different personalities and I know a lot of people with disabilities consider them perfect because they like to cuddle and are unlikely to suffocate or knock people over, but in my experience they’re also perfect for people who like to explore both nature and urban environments. And even though they shouldn’t be purse dogs, pet backpacks with plenty of airflow that also conceal the pet a bit are a must, like these.
Once the dogs realize the backpack means adventure they’ll throw themselves into it as soon as it’s place in front of them and off you go. That’s one of the reasons why chihuahuas are perfect for all sorts of exploring. They’re easy to transport to any destination on any kind of transportation. I ride my bike everywhere and my chihuahua loves all the smells zooming by, exactly like a dog sticking its head out a car window.
We bike to forests, towns and the seaside, she’s let out and can explore either on or off her leash depending on the area, and in my experience most shop owners are cool with you bringing your dog into the shop as long as they’re well behaved and in a backpack like the ones I showed because that way they can’t touch anything, their fur wont get everywhere and if they aren’t super obvious they won’t bother other people. That’s why seeing eye dogs are allowed. They’re so well trained they won’t cause trouble. And if they won’t let you in there’s no reason to make a fuzz, you just find another shop.
The backpack also makes it easy to switch transportation. I’ll get off my bike, jump on a train, let my chihuahua stretch her legs until the ferry arrives and soon we’re on a small island.
And just like people are more okay with a feral house cat that sometimes attacks people than they would be if a cougar wandered into town, people are generally more understanding if you accidentally break a rule you weren’t aware of with a small dog. I’ve let my dog off her leash in an area for months because I thought it was allowed and luckily I didn’t get in trouble because she is small and well trained so people weren’t bothered by her and when someone finally told me they were super nice and calm about it.
I am of course living in Denmark and my chihuahua is a reasonable size which means the only predator that could possibly be a danger to her is a fox which is why I’m comfortable letting her off her leash in nature areas. Other countries would probably be less safe for her.
But overall, can highly recommend a chihuahua if you have a relatively active lifestyle and likes going on short adventures 👍
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and now for something completely different lmao.
so yeah, my first collection was actually this simple back2school set; unfortunately, life held me back and i didn't get the listings up until mid-september... well after most people had gone back to school 🙃
but the 'tism said i had to post them anyway, and so here they are! mostly a proof of concept tbh, so i'm not beating myself up about it. instead, from now until the end of the year, you can use code "ORUL82" at checkout to get anything from the back2school collection at 25% off:
single coloring page, mandala
set of three (3) coloring sticker sheets
set of three (3) full-color sticker sheets
as with all my listings, these are also digital products, meaning you handle the printing (and cutting, if applicable) at home - or they can be used digitally, in your favorite coloring app/digital planner!
thanks again, and enjoy 🤓💙
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Is it weird to write people w/ different impairments just as npcs and folk your characters may see once and never again. I don't want it to feel like pandering, or that they're added without second thought. I just feel it'd be nice for them to exist in the world. This would ofc be mixed in with longer-term impaired characters, mixed with uninpaired, and everything inbetween.
I feel that I have some internal biases that have been in my brain since childhood, ones that I am trying to deconstruct. So, I felt that writing short stories of people NOT like me could help.
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I think that's great! Certainly not weird. Disabled people exist everywhere, as do minorities in general - I mean, it would be bizarre if every NPC ever was a white, abled man. That just wouldn't reflect reality.
I definitely wouldn't count it as "pandering", and the "adding without second thought" shouldn't be a problem if you're thinking of the particular NPC just making sense in the setting - maybe putting a non-ambulatory wheelchair user on top of a giant mountain without any wheelchair-accessible way up would be a bit of a plothole - but just disabled people existing is just kinda how it is IRL.
I feel like trying to include many disabled people in various roles and seeing what patterns pop up is a great way to see what one's biases exactly are. As an example that I see a lot, a fascinating amount of characters with facial differences are related to violence or "toughness", but close to never are they associated with tenderness or optimism, and I genuinely wish more writers did some sort of "bias check" to see if all their X characters just "happen" to fall into a certain box. Like maybe instead of being the war veteran spy executioner, the NPC with the facial difference is a tea shop owner or a kindergarten teacher? There's so many things we could be doing! Don't be afraid to be creative and show disabled characters in roles we don't usually get to be.
Sorry for the three paragraphs needed to say "no it's not weird" lol, but I hope it helps :)
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Viktor Headcanons: dating a ftm!disabled!reader
➼ This is a very self-indulgent set of headcanons as a disabled trans man, but hey I hope you enjoy!
➼ Reader doesn't have a specific disability, I'm trying to be as general and inclusive as possible so a wide range of disabled persons can relate
➼ No beta we die like Silco
➼ Warnings: mentions of gender dysphoria
GIF does not belong to me! All credits to the owner
Mobility aids out the wazoo laying around you guy's room. Canes? Check. Walkers? Yep. Wheelchairs? You bet. Crutches? I could go on here people
He learns everything he can about your disabilities. I mean everything. Mans is staying up til the wee hours of the morning reading up on how to help you, general limitations from the disability, etc.
Will remind (and force) you to take breaks
"My love, you've been on your feet far too long. Sit down, I'll go get you a glass of water"
You're gonna have to do the same for him too, Viktor doesn't know how to take his own advice
The shower of course has a shower chair (if you need one) with everything within reach
Viktor keeps a section of clothes set aside for your bad dysphoria days. Whether that means baggier clothes, long sleeves, backup binders, his clothes that he always catches you stealing. Anything to try and make you feel more comfortable in your own skin
If you bind, he reminds you to take binding breaks. He'll make sure you can run off to your shared room to take that breather and not have to worry about people staring at you
Keeps easy food to make when you both don't have the energy to make anything
Your guy's bed? The comfiest ever. Lots of pillows, blankets, anything to help your joints and help you feel comfortable
Heat intolerant? Ac is cranked with fans. Cold intolerant? Well now it's the opposite
Uses his experience with hextech to invent new devices for you to help
"I know you said that you were struggling with your heart rate, so I made you a monitor. Small enough to wear under your shirt and it logs everything for a week so we can write it down. It also tells you what you were doing when it spikes or drops. Need some help putting it on?"
He's the first one to advocate for you, and the loudest. A building isn't ADA accessible? Oh, he's on it. Someone is being ableist? He has a sharp tongue and if all else fails, he has a cane too
You're both always there for the other's doctor's appointments. Viktor will drop his work to come with you (which is saying something since he'll deny food, water, and rest to continue his work)
He has a little trans pin on all of his clothes, it's one of his little ways to show you he loves you
If you ever get gender-affirming surgery, he's now doing his absolute best to take care of you while you're recovering. No heavy lifting, helping you get dressed, setting alarms to give you your prescriptions, fluffing up pillows (since you will be on bed rest for a while, doctor's orders), anything and everything he can do to make the healing process quicker and easier for you
"Y/N, if you try to get up one more time I will have to tie you to the damn bed. The doctor said no strenuous activity and to rest for a few days minimum. Rest, please"
Will loudly and aggressively correct people when they misgender you on purpose (he's nicer about it when it's a pure accident)
Can, will, and has yelled at your doctors before. Whether it was an appointment for your disabilities and they refused to take you seriously or if a doctor is 'not convinced' you're trans. Needless to say you never had to see those asshole doctors again
Helps you decorate your mobility aids, whether that be stickers, covers, or making add-ons for them (like a secure bag holder on your wheelchair, for example)
While Viktor isn't really one for shopping, he will happily take you to different shops to try and find you clothes that make you feel comfortable in your own skin. And of course afterwards you guys go out for a little treat, like ice cream or coffee
#arcane#viktor x reader#viktor arcane#viktor x you#viktor x male reader#headcanons#viktor headcanons
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The owner of the item shop in Castle Town and operator of the Network Shops around Soleanna is named Enrique.
He can be assumed to operate the Network Shops as he has a disabled one behind him in his main stand, shares 100% of his dialogue between them, and shares an inventory with them.
He is also known to never give discounts.
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Skeleton gets arrested and has to ask his brother to pay for his freedom. Who's doing it?
Undertale Sans - He's not too surprised. He's not too surprised either he has to pay for Undyne as well lol. He doesn't even want to know what the hell these two did again. He's going to pay for them, he doesn't mind.
Undertale Papyrus - He's a bit panicking because his brother usually doesn't get into trouble, but when he learns Sans actually pranked a police officer and that the guy took it wrong, he hesitates for one second to let his brother in prison one more hour, just so he learns his lesson.
Underswap Sans - Well luckily he's a police officer and simply frees his brother. He's pretty sure anyway Honey didn't steal anything in that shop, he probably just put something in his pocket and the owner of the shop freaked out because he's a monster.
Underswap Papyrus - ???? But he's a police officer??? Honey is so anxious about this. He goes to pay for his brother, obviously, but he doesn't understand why his brother is even in this situation. You can arrest a police officer?
Underfell Sans - He sighs loudly, but it's already humiliating enough for Edge to ask for his help so he guesses he's going to make an effort. He's not paying for Undyne though, she can rot in hell for all he cares lol.
Underfell Papyrus - To free or not to free his brother, that is the question. Edge pretends he's not home and won't come to fetch his brother before the next day just to teach him a lesson. That's what happens when you drunkenly fight random humans in a bar. Red is not too happy about it but he can't really complain, right?
Horrortale Sans - ????? The hell you mean you arrested his brother? When Oak learns that's all because of a misunderstanding, he's going to be pissed. They let his brother sit in a cell too small for him for hours and now his back is hurting. What is wrong with those humans? Oak is not the biggest fan of police officers.
Horrortale Papyrus - That's not too unusual, as most police officers in town one day found Oak roaming aimlessly in a random part of the town looking lost. But what's new is them arresting him for that, despite Oak trying to explain to them he is disabled and needs help. Willow is going to scream at them and refuses to pay, threatening to sue them all for how bad they treated his brother. Since one big scary monster is not enough, he calls Toriel. Now with two BIG scary monsters in the room, the police officers shyly decide to obey and free Oak.
Swapfell Sans - Hell no, he's not paying. His brother put himself into that mess, he'll find a way out of that mess on his own. Nox has spent his whole life getting his brother out of prison for the stupidest reasons, he's not doing that again. He even tells the police officer to keep him a little longer so he can enjoy his weekend in peace lmao.
Swapfell Papyrus - Oh. Oh, this is his moment. Rus goes to the police station, asks to talk to his brother, then starts dancing at his nose, flipping his middle fingers at him. That's his revenge for all these times he let him spend the night in a cell. Anyway, he hopes Nox has fun because he's not taking him out, he used the money Nox asks him to grab to go to McDonalds. See you in two days, loser. Too bad Nox got so mad he attacked his brother and now they're both in a cell because Rus thought he was so clever by attacking back.
Fellswap Gold Sans - The hell? You think you can arrest his baby brother without any consequences? Wine doesn't pay for his brother's freedom. He explodes the wall of the prison and takes his brother back. Who cares if he gets in trouble. What are you going to do? Arrest him? Good luck with that, he wouldn't like to be the one showing on his door with the audacity of asking him to surrender.
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Oh, he says to the police officer that it's fine. He doesn't need to do anything because Wine will escape when he'll get bored. The police officer laughs at him saying he's an idiot if he thinks he's going to let a dangerous criminal escape that easy. That's when Coffee heard "IS THAT MY BROTHER YOU'RE CALLING AN IDIOT?!" with a very angry voice and lot of fighting. Welp. Maybe he should clean the house now, it's clear Wine is coming home in an hour or so.
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