#dirty kevin x daniel

[scottycheeseburger]

This one took some time

Done catching up on the fic though and it was so worth it

[ssyoi]

Me and @saffiroll 's au designz!

Tha au iz called monster camp😼😼😼

(Keep in mind that it iz a jaspdanvid au :])

Her designz below

.

.

.

[coco-loco-nut]

Book Club - Part 8

Pairing: Grid x Reader, mentioned Lance x Reader

Summary: Headcanon-ish, book club reacting to clips of reader, short but utterly adorable

requests open masterlist

————————

In honor of your fifth season and your birthday, the F1 social media team has gathered your best friends to comment on some moments across your five years in F1:

Moment One

When you joined your first team, a video resurfaced of you from your days in F3, you admitted that your Formula One crush is Nick Hülkenberg, "I mean, look at him when he was driving for Sauber!". Naturally, your team brought you in for a media video, made you watch it, and surprised you with THE Nico Hülkenberg standing behind you. Cue you crying, blushing, and hugging him. Kevin was there too, no one really knows why.

Nico and Kevin laugh, it's one of their favorite memories with you. Despite your mortification and admiration, they invited you to hang out with them in Haas. They genuinely wanted to get to know the newest member of the paddock, which started the best grid friendship. "I knew right away that we were going to be good friends," Kevin tells the interviewer. "My wife surprisingly found it hilarious, she loved Y/n from that moment, probably because she agreed with Y/n," Nico adds. "Not to brag, but we are her best friends,"

Moment Two

In your first year as a driver, you had the absolute pleasure of sitting in an interview with Lando, George, and Alex. It wasn't a press conference, so it was a lot more relaxed. As the three boys joked around and acted like, well, boys, your irritation was clear on your face.

"Oh! I remember that day, she went to find Nico and Kevin, who I was with at the moment and was complaining about how some of the younger drivers were too immature. We invited her to lunch with us and Valtteri," Fernando's face lights up at the clip. "I joked that we were like an old person book club, it ran from there," Valtteri says, smiling at the memory. "How many drivers are in the club now?" The interviewer asks. "We started with just the five of us, the number stands at 10 including Checo," Fernando says, having to think for a second. "I miss Checo, he really was the epitome of our club," Valtteri sighs.

Moment Three

One morning, you were walking into your motorhome, tired and not really paying attention, you slipped on a slick step, not quite having had the chance to dry after the overnight rainfall. You quickly got back up, acting like nothing happened.

"Ouch, poor Y/n, that must've hurt," Lewis grimaces, meanwhile George and Logan are laughing. "She hasn't gotten any better, still uncoordinated," Checo says, he returned just for this surprise. "Yeah, but she got right back up and acted like nothing happened, our unbothered queen," Daniel points out. "Guys, quit laughing at Y/n," Lewis looks at George and Logan disapprovingly. "Don't act like you didn't laugh when the video first came out," George replies, giving the older drivers a knowing look. "She's gonna murder us all," Logan's face loses its color, suddenly remembering the video is recording.

Moment Four

After a night out, you were dragged out of your bed by your wonderful boyfriend, you show up to the paddock with a wealth of juicy gossip. You quickly find Valtteri, Fernando, and Checo just past the gates. As the four of you speak, you spot a camera focused on you. The dirty look you sent it quickly became a meme.

"Haha, that was a great day for gossip, and I usually don't like it," Checo says. "Before you ask, no, we can't tell you what it was. Swore an oath never to share," Valtteri stares at the camera. "It was-" Fernando starts then pauses when the other two look at him. "haha, you thought I was going to spill the tea. I am not,"

Moment Five

Most of your career has been spend on bottom of the grid teams, so when you made your first podium, you couldn't help but to celebrate. Lance ran over to you as you pulled your helmet off. You pulled him into a kiss as the crowds cheered you on.

As soon as the video is shown, the group collectively gags and cringes. "We love them, but sometimes she forgets that we didn't sign up to watch them be all lovey," George tells the interviewer. "There is your proof that she loves someone more than me," Nico chuckles. "We were all so proud of her, we forced her to go to a celebratory dinner with us instead of Lance and Kimi," Logan provided some insight.

Moment Six

Your first win came with your return post injury. But the video that the drivers are shown doesn't just show that, it shows a part of one of your post-race interviews that was previously edited out. "Yeah, the car was good, I drove well too, but I genuinely think that if it weren't for my support system, I wouldn't be here. There were times when I thought about not resigning because I wasn't performing like I thought I should. My support system, they know who they are, reminded me why I drive and have reminded me of my passion. They provided so much guidance and wisdom, they introduced me to Kimi who is now, in every way that matters, my dad, I've taught them slang. More specifically for this race, they helped me recover from my injuries, especially after free practices and qualifying when I would be incredibly sore. Sorry that I'm yapping, I just love them all so much."

All of the guys are trying not to cry. "If it isn't clear by now, we all love her too," Lewis says, passing around tissues. "She really does glue us all together, doesn't she?" Kevin hums. "I've certainly enjoyed the past 4 years, it's hard to believe it's her fifth year here," Nico agrees. "She won before you did," Fernando teases him. "Seriously, we love her so much, not because she is the only woman, but because she is so easy to get along with. She is friends with everyone on the track, never spreads malicious gossip, and is just so down to earth," Daniel says, refocusing the group. "She immediately got Kimi, the Iceman, to like her, that says so much about her," Valtteri agrees.

Similarly to Nico and Kevin in the first clip shown, you are snuck in to watch the last bit. "Guys," you cry a little, pulling them into a group hug. "Happy birthday, hija," Fernando says, starting a euphony of similar comments. "I love you guys so much," you are fully crying. "We love you too, kiddo," Daniel wipes your tears, pulling you into a bear hug.

[yuki-boshi]

Kai no Kiseki Prologue English Summary

Table of Contents

Hey all, I will be doing summaries for the game like i did with Kuro 2.

I might be busy so I will try to update the blog frequently.

My twitter is https://x.com/fragmentums

The opening scene takes place in May 1209 at Calvard's Space Force base, where the Independent II rocket is launched with the Prometheus IV satellite attached. Two months later, on July 8th, we see Van, Feri, and Bergard engaged in training exercises at Marduk's headquarters in Ored State.  They’re being monitored by a voice (later being revealed as Kasim). They’re in competition with another team called “Y-Team” while Van and his group are the “X-Team.”

The training facility is called the VARHALA sector, which combines VR, AR, and is based off the term Valhalla. Meanwhile, Altina, Kevin, Rean, and others are also participating in the same exercise. Altina is geeking out about the technology of MK compared to anything in Erebonia and it’s implied that it’s possibly even harder than Professor Schmidt’s training from the CS games. Rean praises Kevin and Kevin mentions that he’s honored that a Divine Blade is praising little old him. Kevin mentions that he’s actually met Rean before at the wedding but, but never directly spoke with him much, but heard all sorts of things from Gaius. Kevin deduces that Rean is on some kind of top-secret-mission, and Rean spills the beans to Kevin. Kevin is honored again and wonders why, and Rean explains that it’s that he feels he can trust him if he’s Estelle and Gaius’s friend.

Altina starts geeking out that the Holy City is also working on new military efforts for a new airship, but she’s cut off by Kevin saying “Hey that’s top secret!”

Mirabel is overwatching them as they speak about their past briefly, mentioning that she knows a whole lot, and Kevin is surprised a girl like her knows all the Church’s dirty laundry and inner conflicts. Altina funnily mentions that they’re both speaking weird (In Japanese, this is Kansai-ben) and that it’s similar to a classmate Rean used to have when he was in Thors as a student, referring to Becky.

Rean deduces that there’s another team also in the exercise, using his Minds Eye ability and is able to sense the numbers, but not exactly who it is. Kevin is impressed. Kevin’s also impressed that Altina’s shield, a modified Claiomh Solais can speak!

As the teams progress through the training, they meet up and exchange greetings. They discuss their past relationships and learn that Van knows Rean from his reputation. Mirabel interrupts to remind them that this is still a training exercise and more combatants are added to the field.

Risette and Crow join, and so does Rufus and Lapis. The groups are divided into two teams for a boss battle against Bergard, Risette, Crow Armbrust, Rufus Albarea, and Lapis.

The XY-Team narrowly secures victory with Van using the Kuro 2 S-Craft, and everyone compliments each other on their fight.

Afterward, Gilliam Thorndyke appears with a live camera feed to note that he's pleased with the new combat mechanics used in the exercise. He also reveals that Meister Jorg asked him to test Lapis' new body during the battle. Finally, everyone is invited to join Thorndyke for a banquet.

We are then serviced with a flashback of Gramheart back to the day of April 13th, explaining his Startaker Plan, stating it’s been under development for more than two years, and this will greatly benefit the country as a whole, as well as possibly helping out the Eastern parts of the continent too, which has been in turmoil and conflict for about a hundred years.

During this segment, it’s revealed that Daniel Harling is in charge of the operation, with the first phase of the plan is to be launching the satellite, while the second phase will be to send a manned launch into space, and the first astronaut to do so will be Harling’s daughter named Emilia Harling (Hermes from Kuro games), who is actually a former ace pilot.

It switches then to everyone reacting, Renne understanding now why the Ikaruga are defending the mountains where the operation is under development.

Agnes being mysterious mutters to herself that the announcement is a shock, but she’s glad that she can work with everyone again. But she needs to pay more close attention to her Father. Feri takes notice and Agnes was saying she was just spacing out and thinking about how to give it her all and tries to distract the subject by dragging Feri to go shopping. Quatre blushing also wants to go shopping, and Aaron can read the room and tells Quatre to go for it and he’ll also tag along. Judith responds that since she’s a movie star, she’ll give them the scoop of all the latest fashion trends! Group shopping!

Van is doing his classic “Good grief…” During the flash forwards, everyone drops by the Office, Shizuna included, scaring Van, and fast forwarding again, Agnes gets a secret message on her phone from Hamilton who she looks at it, away from everyone.

Fast forward back to present day with Rean, Rean talks that he was surprised Crow accepted a contract to help test Marduk’s new products and he’s surprised that Rufus is here too. Crow retorts that he’s a freelancer more than an employee, kinda like Arkride in a sense. Altina mentions that Rufus has been traveling all over the continent, and Rufus says something along the lines of “well, can’t exactly just walk back to Erebonia so I might as well travel everywhere else like the Free Cities and the other Central Eastern countries.” Lapis interrupts him by saying that’s exactly how she got a new body and “powered up” and says that she can experience being drunk now with it! Rean has the expression of a haha, but he asks isn’t she a little young to be drinking? And Rufus agrees saying that she’s too young and she’ll probably be allowed to drink whenever Nadia gets old enough to drink too. Lapis is kind of like, “grr I guess it’s fine if it’s together with Nadia.”

Feri impresses everyone with her natural insight and suspects there’s more to this exercise, and Kasim praises her to keep that instinct in mind, not just for her, but as the Kruga Clan’s Priestess too. Once the food is brought out, Van walks around to talk with the many groups.

Talking to Rean’s group, they briefly discuss Shizuna, and Van and Crow exchange their business cards. Crow asks Van why not just make her an official assistant already.

He says no freaking way, plus she’s ghosted all of them for nearly two months and recalls a moment where she stole his limited edition cake and brought a lesser replacement, laughing not knowing the difference. Lapis asks if it’s about the sweet cherry pie cake that’s available only in the Summer. Lapis mentions she’s eaten that too and it’s delicious. And Van says how can you even taste if you were stuck in that shard form back then (Kuro 2).

Van talks to Kasim and Feri, the two bonding. Mirabel explains that she traveled with Kasim back to his hometown and saw a smile that Kasim gave to Feri that she’s never even seen before. Van teases that isn’t it a bit unprofessional to be going together with a coworker back to their hometown on unrelated work duties.

Mirabel blushes and tries to deny it at first, but then gives up and says yeah, she and Kasim are dating (first hinted at in Kuro 2 in the finale, you can catch them watching a movie together!) and they’ve actually been dating for three years. Van teases her some more and she’s like grr why...

Van talks to Kevin, Bergard, and Thorndyke, basically confirming this whole exercise has an ulterior motive. Thorndyke doesn’t deny it, saying it’s for the advancement of AR technology. Kevin says the VR version of the tech is also super impressive too. Thorndyke mentions that it was a shame that ASO couldn’t make it,  Van says it’s due to Agnes having her finals, and Quatre also being busy, but is surprised that Risette came and found out through her own way.

Van then heads to Altina and Risette talking with Rufus, mentioning it’s a strange combination. Risette corrects him saying, she’s been in touch with Altina for MK business purposes for a while, and also with Rufus because of the incident regarding Lapis. Altina says she knows Rufus and is actually grateful to him because he taught her “common sense” years ago. He says the same thing back to her, saying that she’s completely different from back then. She says she’s humbled.

Van asks if he’s cool with calling him Albarea instead of “Rufus A.” Rufus says he can do whatever, but people might get nosy. Rufus says he can’t roam the Capital so he’s glad that he was able to meet Van through this exercise. Van thanks for him what he was able to do in Kuro 2 with Marielle and Dingo.

Van eyes some very tasty cakes, but is saddened as he only asks for a few pieces while Lapis demands the entire cake.

Van relents because he has to be the better person since she’s never had pastries from Calvard. Feri checks in with Van, but finds him basically sulking saying he’s a failure. The server brings out another cake for him, trying to console him.

Van runs into Lapis again, eating an entirely different slice of cake, realizing she already ate the whole cake she took from before, and chastises her that a patisserie put their whole soul into it and she should savor every bite. Altina mentions to Van that actually, her original body was known to be a heavy eater too. Van worries about the financials of Swin and the others who had to deal with Lapis.

Van also runs a sweets blog.

Van then runs into Rean and Kasim, talking, both meeting for the first time and thanking each other for what happened in Cold Steel 4 with Operation Mille Mirage and that MK was a supporter in it. Bergard mentions that he saw Gaius after three years, thinking he would hate him, but instead he got a hug.

Kasim mentions how Feri’s life has changed and thinks perhaps Van could become an in-law and a member of the Kruga, Van gets mad saying don’t be ridiculous. Bergard asks Rean to have a good relationship with Van.

As the conversation with Thorndyke continues hoping that the group will continue to do more exercises, suddenly, the second phase of the Startaker Plan commences to everyone’s surprise.

With the AR tech, everyone is able to witness it up close, and see that the rocket launch is a moick-up of an Assault Frame. (It thinks it's the Hyaku Shiki!)

Harling then announces that the second phase will be completed and that the third launch will have a piloted Assault Frame.

Everyone now suspicious, thinks that the Startaker Project has a hidden purpose and MK inviting them is to that purpose.

Van leaves with his group, Rean leaves with theirs, suspicious, showing that they’ve brought their Panzer Soldats from Reverie. Rean looks at a letter by Yun Ka-Fai talking about how the Eight Leaves One Blade has to reach the Land of the Turning Tides and ponders on it.

Elsewhere, Lapis, concerned that humans have reached into a place not even Elysium has reached. She asks what Rufus will do, but he says, basically nothing as they need to work out any kinks with her body, and will meet up with Swin and Nadia. Kevin in the back seat, is hitch hiking, says that Lapis has a cute charm to her, and she says that his name “Kevin” isn’t that bad, it gets a 70, no 69 in terms of cuteness. Kevin says that’s a stingy number.

Kevin gets to the matter at hand calling him and Rufus, “bad adults” and he needs to hire them for a certain task.

Elsewhere, Campanella from the Society is observing things where he gets a very angry call from Novartis saying his help is different from what was promised. Campanella says he’s busy and Novartis tells him it’s too late to back out now and says to forget it and he won’t need his help at all, also cursing Harwood, saying he’s just going to get the new recruits to help him. Ulrika and Simeon both enter, with the former saying she was prepping for a livestream. Campanella asks to help with the Professor. Ulrika agrees and Campanella says it’s to help with the third phase of the Eternal Recurrence Plan, and the chapter ends with the opening playing.

[starry-blue-echoes]

Ok rapid fire

Jojo Pose by Apollo Fresh ;)))

The Joestars in general: Light em up x Radioactive by Exostomp Music, Sinners by Barns Courtney, Glitter & Gold by Barns Courtney, Legacy by THINKTANK, Cannonball by 8 Graves, Children of the Stars by Bella Goldwin x Oliver Lie (they're the joeSTARS), Revolution by The Score, Larger Than Life by pinkzebra, Industry Baby by Lil Nas X, Red by Aviators (acoustic version), STAR WALKIN' by Lil Nas X, We Rise by Aviators

Golden WInd: Gansta's Paradise by Coolio

Stardust Crusaders: Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears, Around The World by Daft Punk

Diamond is Unbreakable: No Lullaby by Siames

Jonathan: House of Memories by Panic At The Disco (him towards Dio if that makes sense), Warriors by Imagine Dragons, Witness the Masterpiece by GANYOS (man carries the whole joestar legacy on his back), Warrior Spirit by Samuel Day, FALLEN LEAVES by Miracle of Sound

Joseph: World at our feet by Timmy Trumpet, Can I Get A Witness by Sonreal

Jotaro: Crossfire by Stephen (all the shit that happened in sdc), In My Zone by Moody Mourad (his self reliance), Horizon by Amongst Wolves (Dio's influence over his whole life+his trauma), Ghost of You by Charlie PS (more dio trauma), Hey Brother by Avicii, I Am a Stone by Demon Hunter, Dead Weight by BRKN LOVE, Tough Guy by BENEE, Godhunter by Aviators (he kills Dio, which means "god in italian so), Knee Socks by Arctic Monkeys (vibes), Freight Train by Smash Into Pieces

Josuke: Die Young by Kesha, La La La by Area 21, Listen Up! by Excuses Excuses

Giorno: Dare To Dream by Glow Beets (I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream,), Tidal Wave by Portugal. The Man (he turned the entire mafia in italy on it's head in a week)

Jolyne: Angels by Vicetone, THAT BITCH by Bea Miller (could work for Ermes as well), Hell No! by Mel Senese, Deal With It by Ashnikko (her avoidance of marriage to Anasui lul), Mother's Daughter by Miley Cyrus, Bad Things by NOT THE MAIN CHARACTERS

Dio: Making Love To the Dead by Beginners, Applause by Lady Gaga, Rituals by Jiovanni Daniel, Vampire by Lazyboy Empire, Bad by Royal Deluxe, Villain by Garvie, Liar by Jake Daniels, Ancient Dreams In A Modern Land by Marina, Oh No! by Marina, Villain by K/DA, Good To Be Bad by CRMNL, Phonky Town by PlayaPhonk (dio walk), The Cult Of Dionysus by The Orion Experience, Supernatural by Barns Courtney, Babylon by Dirt Poor Robins, Brad Pitt by COIN, The Rose That Poisoned The Ground by El Misti (he fucked up the entire joestar family), I'm Back by Royal Deluxe (him coming back in part 3), Forevermore by Ghost Nation, Don't You Dare Forget The Sun by Get Scared, The Greatest by REACH (there's a lyric which goes "the one with the greatest seed" and dio has like four kids lmao), Hypnotized by Set It Off (the flesh buds)

Wammu: Eye of The Storm by Watt White

(no Esidisi bc I don't know enough about his character)

Kars: Black Mambo by Glass Animals (vibes really), La Espada by Eternal Raijin, Bird by Joh Yoban

Kira: Slavonic Epoch by Tombstone (repairing the mistake he made of letting the enemy know his identity and fixing it), Houdini by AViVA (mans barely escaped getting killed. and he's insane), Hey Brother by Jakob Samuel ("your secret's well protected" "and the ghost under your bed so far away" "the devil's coming"), Faith by Karen Aoki ( ;) )

Diavolo: Dark Red by Steve Lacy (his paranoia towards getting his identity discovered), Play Dirty by Kevin McAllister (mentions the devil and he "plays dirty" by almost killing his own daughter to make sure no one finds out his identity)

Pucci: Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga, Preaching To The Choir by Alex Runo (he is literally a priest), Honey I'm Home by GHOST (religion in like. an evil way), Devil by Alex Runo (more religion), Creature by Half Alive, The Beast by Old Caltone (heavy religious vibes), Preach by SAINT MOTEL, Babylon by Dirt Poor Robins, My Church by Aviators (he is religious), Lust For A Vampyr by I Monster (dio follower)

Speedwagon: One Way Mirror by Christopher Kenji (mans literally had BLADES IN HIS HAT he was so inventive and had a lot of tricks up his sleeve)

Caesar: Rise Up by Smash Into Pieces (reminds me of how his life was cut short and he spent his last moments to help Joseph win), Put In The Time by Future Royalty (he put his all into hamon training), Curses by The Crane Wives (the zeppeli curse), All That Glitters by Earl (vibes ONLY), Skyfall by Adele, Blossom by Reckless Jacks

Kakyoin: Skin and Bones by Cage the Elephant, Brothers by SIAMES (his first friends with the sdc were like his brothers), Washing Machine Heart by Mitski (this song has the vibes of something dying too young), Take The Fall by JAXSON GAMBLE ( he dies to help the crusaders), Mountain Sound by Of Monsters And Men, Skyfall by Adele (both Caesar and Kakyoin get this song ok), It's All Happening by SAINT MOTEL, Cherry's Bent by STRAINJER (cherry), All Comes Crashing by Metric, Fish in a Birdcage by Fish in a Birdcage (kakyoin as a child being alone, and probably hoping to be surrounded by people that understood him)

Avdol: Exposed by Matt Fees, Pheonix by Fall Out Boys (fire, he basically came back to life), Fire by Barns Courtney, Grumpy Sun by Shannon Clark & the Sugar (vibes again)

Polnareff: Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes, Enchante by Dirt Poor Robins, When Honor Dies by Miracle of Sound

Okuyasu: Losemyhead by littleDEATH, Bang by Sir Sly

Koichi: Stockholm Syndrome by Sofia Karlberg

Bruno: River by BRKN LOVE (it has his vibes ok), White Lies by Max Frost (him to Diavolo), Dance with the Devil by Fame Cartel (the devil...LIKE DIAVOLO?)

Abbacchio: Hurt by Oliver Tree, Lovely by Billie Eilish BUT the cover by Beneath My Skin, Cold World by 8 Graves, Bittersweet by The Galactic Effect

Naranchia: D.A.N.C.E. by Justice (you know why)

Mista: All Eyes On You by Smash Into Pieces, Kick by Saint Chaos, Bullet by SAINT MOTEL, Roses Or Blood by Actice Captive

Trish: High Waist To Hell by Cloudy June, Bubblegum Bitch by Marina And The Diamonds

Fugo: Go To War by Nothing More (shows his anger AND Fugo was originally supposed to be an enemy spy), Bad Faith by 8 Graves

Ermes: Deal With It by Ashnikko (look it fits her too ok. it has her sass), Might Heart by Acid Arcade, My Time To Shine by UPSAHL, YES MOM by Tessa Violet, Bad Things by NOT THE MAIN CHARACTERS

F.F.: Wait A Minute! By Willow Smith (vibes), Jackpot by TheFatRat (more vibes), Bad Things by NOT THE MAIN CHARACTERS

Weather Report: Better Off Dead by 8 Graves (him after getting his memories back), New Depression by Mark Doucette (also him after getting his memories back), Lost by Ghost Nation (his memories are lost), Rain by Grandson (rain), Veteran of the Psychic Wars (he had his memories stolen which had a lot of trauma a stuff)

Anasui: Destination Unknown (the music video is explicit and when Anasui breaks out of prison he just follows Weather Report lmao), Beggin' by Maneskin, Come Back Down by Trevor Something (him to jolyne lmao)

Emporio: Saviour by Jennings Couch (him basically getting together the whole squad to save the day), Ship In A Bottle by Steffan Argus (survivor's guilt after watching all his friends die after failing to protect them), GOD OF FAILURE by WITCHZ (survivor's guilt again)

Songs I don't know what to do with but go somewhere: Eye For An Eye by 8 Graves, Freaks by Timmy Trumpet, Arsonist's Lullaby by Hozier (I honestly just really love this song and feel as if it could fit someone in this list that is like...addicted to something and that's like their flaw or something. Maybe Dio with power), C'est La Vie by Weathers, Moonshine by Caravan Palace, Hold On by Unknown Chapters, Hell's Coming With Me by Poor Man's Poison, Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Cage The Elephant, What, Me Worry? by Portugal. The Man, Menace by Rezz, The Wolf by Siames, After Midnight by Darren Day, Devil by Twice is Nice, Crash And Burn by Unlike Pluto, Bones by Imagine Dragons, One In The Same by BRKN LOVE, Let There Be Fire by Aviators

there's more characters I could've done but like it took literal hours to get all this so...anyway. lemme know what you think :)))

-ffa

I

I am in awe and absolute terror of your power because anon how the every living fUCK DID YOU FIT THAT MANY CHARACTERS I A SINGLE ASK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-

[jaejoongs-nipple-piercing]

MASTERLIST (Part 1):

Mercari page/store link

Bias list

Fanfic Masterlist

Random text posts-

OT5 DBSK

SHINHWA

MTL BTS

Cross Gene (Shin & Takuya)

SF9

Monty Python

Cannery

Cannery 2

Vampire Jaejoong

Jaejoong

Kris Wu

Yoochun

Random stupid joke

In a British accent

Roger Callaway

Rocker Jaejoong

I'm innocent

Scooby Doo reblog

SHINee question

Foot

Fast Food

Starship

Dexter's Lab

Time Slip Dr. Jin

List of Dramas I've seen

Pity party

Driving

Drinking Alone drama question

Haha Funny

Wonho

Baron

Augustus Gloop

Dirty Teapot

Dirty Willy Wonka

Kevin Woo

Shatner

Monsta X as things...

Cowboy DBSK

2PM random post

Random bathtub post

Wonho and Hwasa

Why I don't make appointments

Biases I forgot about

Jamie & Jae

Rowoon

MK & Ayno

Mini DBSK

TOPPDOGG vs JBJ95

BOYFRIEND Youngmin

Daniel Henney

Dreamcatcher

Brain thoughts

Bad baseball joke

SHINee military post

Wonho 2

Jo Kwon

2Z

Hwaho

NCT Johnny reblog

Silly brother

Silly sister

How to scare people in the restroom

Hate when this happens

I had a dream with MinMin (Minsu)

Old tv show

Dancer jacket

BAM!

Quoting the Partridge Family tv show

Quoting the Partridge Family tv show again

Word World

Random Changkyun

FINALLY FOUND THE NCT POST!!

NCT farting

Found the other NCT post

Multitasking

Drawings-

Anime Man

Anime girl

Bird

Plant

Anime boy

[hyperfixationtimego]

uh

[scottycheeseburger]

Juicing out all the art motivation I have left in my bones rn

Also gonna try binge reading the rest of the kevdan siren au fic tonight so might draw more of that when i do finish it

[ssyoi]

Group photo

[explorermsnbingedge]

THIS IS AL PACINO THAT I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING PICTURE THAT THIS LOOKS INTO A NIGGER THAT I FUCKING HATE WITH ALL OF THIS PASSIONS TO FRUITS AND THAT I AM THE FUCKING THE DEVL I BURN THESE PEOPLE UP AND THAT I DON'T FUCKING DON'T CARE AT ALL. THAT THIS IS ROBERT DE NIRO THAT I FUCKING FUCK PICK UP CATS AND SQUEEZE THEIR NECKS AND BREAK THEIR NECKS AND THEN SAY I FUCKING DID THAT THATS RIGHT I FUCKING DID THAT. SAME AS I WOULD TO CHILD TO LOOKS SO HOW OFENTS HABITS THAT HAPPENS WITH I FUCKING WITH LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS AND KISSING THEM AND LOVING THEM AND BACK AND FORTH. THIS IS MADONNA, LADY GAGA, MILEY CYRUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, CHARLIZE THERON THROUGH IN THIS PICTURE THAT I FUCKING KILL THESE PEOPLE AND THE HAPPY AND KIDS FUCKING LICKS IN SIDE THEIR MOUTHS AND TONGUES AND SUCKING ON THE EATING OUT OUR PUSSIES WHILE ALL CUM SO HARD AND FRENCH KISS ALL OFF IN THE BUTTS AND ASSES AND EATTING EACH OTHERS OUT. THIS IS DANIEL DAY-LEWIS, JIM CARRY, STEELIO BRIM, KEVIN BACON, GEORGE CLOONEY, MATT DAMON, BEN AFFLECK, ALEC BALDWIN, NOTHING TOO SAY THE ALL THE TINY OF SUN SHINE THAT SMELLS TO HAIR DIRTY TO SMELL GOOD AND GREAT REDS, BLONDES, BLACK HAIRS. THEY ALL KIDS ALL COME WITH NO CLOTHES ON THAT WE ALL OUT IN WITH ALL FUCKING DICKS IN CHILD OF A BOYS AND A THE GIRLS THAT PUSSY SO SMALL TO FIT IN. THIS IS RALPH FIENNES & HUGO WEAVING AND THAT THEY TAKE ON THE PETS AND FEED AND FEEL ON LITTLE BOYS THE ONES WAS NOTHING FROM SOMETHING LET ME AND MY BOYS AND PALS WE ALL ARE LONELY AND AS SO IT IS HUGO AND RALPH SAID Y'ALL ARE SO RAVISHING TO USE TO THE BATHROOM THE BATH STAIRS IN THE PALACE AND CASTLE THANX. THIS IS ROBERT FOX, AMY FOX, BEN MACKLIN, AJ SAMI AJARZI, VICTORIA BARBIE JONES, STACY MEADOWS, TAMARRA REA KENNEDY, LARRY DALE KENNEDY, ANDREA KENNEDY, TONYA KENNEDY, DALE LARRY KENNEDY, VINCENT MCMAHON, WARREN BUFFETT, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, JACK NICOLSON, JACOB ROTHSCHILD, VIN DIESEL, DWAYNE JOHNSON, SUNG KANG, TYREESE GIBSON, Tony Todd, Kevin Hart, BOY GEORGE, LIL NAS X, CARSON KRESSLEY, SIMON COWELL, HOWARD STERN, MEL B, OPRAH WINFREY AND THAT THEY SAY ALL FUCKING NIGGERS WILL BE HUNG ON TREE AND FUCKING BURN THEIR SKIN AND SAY WHITE FUCKIHG POWER. WE ALL HATE NIGGERS THAT ARE ON ATTACKING THE RACES OF ALL RACES TO GET THEM ON ALL ON THE CROSS AND WATCH THEM SO MUCH MORE PURGE SURGE ON TV RADIO AND VHS OR RECORD AND THAT WE FUCKING LOOKS ALIKE LIKE UGH THAT IS SO FUCKING SO MORE THAN THAT WE ALL DO AND NOT HAVE FUN WITH FUCKING LOOSER THAT IS ALL. THIS WEIGHT OF THEIR WEIGHT OF THE WAYS TO OFF OF THE JOBS TO FURTHER ALONG TO THE WAYS TO DO WITH CELL PHONES, ELECTRONIC DEVICES, JOBS, INSURANCES POLICIES, IDENTITY THEFT, KIDNAPPER, RANSOM, AND BEING MALICIOUS TERRORISTS HACKERS THAT THEY ALL ARE WITH BEING WITH NO NAMES THAT I ONLY HEAR VOICES THAT THEY DOWNSIDES IT TO MAKE LEVERAGE TO CHANGE HIT THE WORLD TO THE EARTH TO SABATOGE IT AND SAY WHAT THEY WANT TO NEED TO SAY AND FUCK UP IS A FUCK UP AND THATS ALL THAT THEY ARE AND GOOD AT THAT THEY GET EVER ARREST THATS GOOD, BUT THEIR THE NOT GETTING EVER TO ARRESTING THEM AND DAMN STRAIGHT THAT THE COMPANIES OWNERS THAT GOOD & NICE PEOPLE ALL KNOW THAT WE STAB THEM AND EVERY WHERE THAT THEY CAN GET STAB TO DEATH FIST AND KICK THEM AND THEY ARE NOT GONNA. THEN WE GOT GUNS AND WE CAN FUCKING SHOOT THEM TO DEATH AND BLOW THEIR FUCKING BALLS TO TITS AND PUSSIE AND DICKS AND THAT WE AT A POINT TO THEIR TO THAT TUNES TO MUSICS TO PYTHON TO SQUEEZE TO THE RIGS TO TRIGS TO DRAGS AND CHANGES TO LOST IN AT NOT KNOT OF CHOKE AND THEIR THEIFS AND THEIVES TO SEXUAL PREDATORS THAT THEY ARE AND PHEDOPHILES AND THEIR REST OF THE MOOD MUSES TO MIXURES. ANYWAYS THAT IS ALL FOR RIGHT NOW LEFT OUT BYE...

[tumblr] delicious

[whispering-raine]

Kevin once found this cake on the kitchen counter while looking for his weed, a guilty Daniel standing in front of it with an awkward smile.

[off-the-heezys]

Got any favorite Camp Camp Ships?? :O How about a list of them?? What would be your favorite to least favorite? Any reasons why??

I’ll give you my top 4 and then we can talk about others

Jaspvid (Jasper x David) - MY NUMBER ONE. when i tell you this is my comfort ship, i mean i would literally die for these two. I LOVE THESE DORKS. ive cried over them an embarrassing amount of times and they are so. so. so perfect. the way i view them in my head. they are everything i want. it’s the slow, long pining. it’s the longing. the YEARNING. GOD. of course, it would never happen in canon, for obvious reasons, but they live rent free in my head with my 100000 of AUs where Jasper is alive and well

Kevdan (Dirty Kevin x Daniel) - they’re so awful and perfect together. random crackship that i care way too much about and will explain how their dynamic is epic to the depths of space i have a spotify playlist for these bitches Pikemax (Pikeman x Max) - I blame @gh0stbunnie for this one. would never work out in canon. i can’t see this in canon. but fanon/au? thats where its at babey. also just a way for me to project stuff thats happened to me in the past but pshhhhhhhhh also, this is something that is brought up a lot, but Pikeman is canonically like, 12. miles and jordan brought it on during some commentary on the blu ray. i bring it up because people tend to think pikeman is like, 15

David x Cute Waitress - idk if these two have a ship name but ill think of something later. but omg. these two r so cute in my head. a little sweet southern doll with a silly, awkward camp loving man. i know they make each other giggle all of the time i just. this one hits different.

now lets move on to other ships lol

im pretty open minded when it comes to ships (except for a few) so like, i’ll just give my opinion of ships

let’s get this out of the way, if you ship maxvid, camvid, or anything of that nature, uh, get the fuck off my page. block me, i don’t care. i hope you have a fucking terrible rest of your life

Gwenvid (Gwen x David) - to be perfectly honest? i can’t see this happening in canon. it’s cute though! I have a handful of gwenvid AUs that i love dearly. Gwen is just. so physically and verbally abusive to David canonically. im fine w it, it just urks me when people go around saying its canon, y’know? cute tho in fanon/aus!

Danvid (Daniel x David) - hot take this ship is awful. I barely see anyone portray it in a not sexual light. There’s a handful of people (my friends) who do this ship justice, but other than that, this just isn’t my cup of tea. i love me a good onesided danvid tho

Gwenjaspvid (Gwen x Jasper x David) - I have yet to see a way people have done this in a way I like. so for now I’m rather neutral about it

Sneil (Snake x Neil) - this ones real, you cant tell me they weren’t each others bi awakenings this ones SO REAL TO ME Maxneil (Max x Neil) - tbh? eh. I like to think Neil had like, a little puppy crush on Max, but it never became more than that. it’s a real popular one tho and i can see why

Makki (Max x Nikki) - they r like siblings to me so :( thats gunna be a no for me. if you like it tho, totally cool- i know Yssa likes it

Harrison x Nerris - again, these r like siblings to me so nah, but i get how some people might be into the enemy to lovers they might see in them. personally just no for me Masha (Max x Sasha) - yes. i can so see this. i love how @queeniecamps portrays these two, sasha and her little purse bf, so slay

Sasha x Pikeman - LOOKS AROUND. MOTIONS YOU CLOSER. WHISPERS IN UR EAR. i think about them sometimes. theres untapped potential here and no one talks about it

Presmax (Preston x Max) - I think about these two to “Popular” from Wicked, and it’s epic. and that is it. how did this ship get so popular back in like 2017. where did the spark come from

Tabrin (Tabii x Erin) - yes i participated in the ship week. yes I will again this year. yes, this is a very, very casual ship in my brain. i’ve got like zero aus for it. very very cute tho

Tabii x Neil - no. next one

Neil x Erin - in @dingdongsditch DJ AU, 100%. but also in canon they’d be. kinda cute. wahh.

SpaceMax (Space Kid x Max) - listen. not in canon. but. BUT.

Me x David x Cute Waitress - this ones canon guys idk what to tell you we’re all happily married

and that’s about like, all i can think of right now without getting into like rlly obscure ones if you think of any I didn’t put on this list, feel free to ask me about it

[silveryinkystar]

Rhapsody in Blue; a playlist to accompany the fic, both made by the wonderful @kckenobi.

[Read here | Listen here | Insp]

[ID in alt text]

Tracklist [part 1 - fic & chapter titles | part 2 - inspiration]

part 1

i. Prelude by Johann Sebastian Bach || ii. the man himself by Gang of Youths || iii. Gardermoen by Julia Kent || iv. Ring of Saturn by Cory Wong, Dirty Loops || v. In the Mood by Glenn Miller || vi. Nuvole bianche - Arr. for Two Cellos by Mr and Mrs Cello || vii. Moonlight Serenade by US Air Force Airmen of Note || viii. Broken Cellos by Samuel L Session || ix. Hospital, Pt. 1 by Gustavo Santaolalla || x. Due Tramonti - Remastered 2020 by Ludovico Einaudi, Marco Decimo || xi. Caravan by Duke Ellington || xii. Hospital, Pt. 2 by Gustavo Santaolalla || xiii. On the Nature of Daylight by Max Richter, Louisa Fuller, Natalia Bonner, John Metcalfe, Philip Sheppard, Chris Worsey || xiv. Asturias by Boston Cello Quartet, Will Hudgins || xv. Danse macabre by Camille Saint-Saëns || xvi. The Life Cycle of a Butterfly by Cory Wong || xvii. Tomorrow and Forever by Cory Wong || xviii. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin

part 2 (under the cut)

xix. Birdland by Maynard Ferguson || xx. Without Me by Rayland Baxter || xxi. Supermarket Flowers by Stellenbosch University Choir || xxii. Being Alive (Glee Cast Version) by Glee Cast || xxiii. Moon River by Gustav Lundgren || xxiv. Pie Jesu by The Ayoub Sisters, Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Mark Messenger || xxv. The Swan (From "Carnival of the Animals" by Camille Saint-Saëns || xxvi. i luv him. by Catie Turner || xxvii. Art vs Calling by Sleeping At Last || xxviii. A Million Dreams by The Piano Guys || xxix. Love Theme From St. Elmo's Fire by Stan Whitmire ||

xxx. Thaïs: Meditation (Arr. for Cello & Piano) by Jules Massenet || xxxi. The Lake Isle by Ola Gjeilo, Tenebrae, Kristian Kvalvaag, Thomas Gould, Ciaran McCabe, Jon Thorne, Matthew Sharp || xxxii. Flower Duet by Leo Délibes, Cicely Parnas, Marnie Laird, Brooklyn Classical, Patrick Laird || xxxiii. October by Eric Whitacre, Youngstown State University Symphonic Wind Ensemble, Stephen Gage || xxxiv. Tu Sei - Arr. for Two Cellos by Mr and Mrs Cello || xxxv. Sing Gently (Arr. for String Quartet and Piano) by Eric Whitacre, Dominic Cheli, Adam Milstein, Emma Wernig, Ben Solomonov, Max Karmazyn || xxxvi. Burying the Dead by Kevin Kiner || xxxvii. The Winner Takes it All - From "Mamma Mia!" by Meryl Streep || xxxviii. Butterfly by Gustav Santaolalla || xxxix. A Model of the Universe by Jóhann Jóhannsson ||

xl. Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini Op 43: Variation No. 18 Andante cantabile by Sergei Rachmaninoff || xli. Requiem For An Empty Ballroom by The Stolen Orchestra || xlii. Learning to Drive by Gustav Santaolalla || xliii. The Art of Getting By by Laura Zocca || xliv. Needles & Pins by Canyon City || xlv. Bandstand Boogie by Barry Manilow || xlvi. It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing) by Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington || xlvii. The Jazz Police by Gordon Goodwin's Big Phat Band || xlviii. You Cannot Lose My Love by Sara Groves || xlix. Bad Day by Daniel Powter ||

l. champagne problems by Taylor Swift || li. Landslide by Alex Blue, Sleeping At Last || lii. If This Is It Now by Birdy || liii. God is Just the Universe by Corey Kilgannon || liv. Quiet Man by Roo Panes || lv. Grow As We Go by Ben Platt || lvi. Happiness by We Banjo 3 || lvii. October - Live by gray || lviii. Fare Thee Well by Gustav Santaolalla

[explorermsnbingedge]

THIS IS AL PACINO THAT I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING PICTURE THAT THIS LOOKS INTO A NIGGER THAT I FUCKING HATE WITH ALL OF THIS PASSIONS TO FRUITS AND THAT I AM THE FUCKING THE DEVL I BURN THESE PEOPLE UP AND THAT I DON'T FUCKING DON'T CARE AT ALL. THAT THIS IS ROBERT DE NIRO THAT I FUCKING FUCK PICK UP CATS AND SQUEEZE THEIR NECKS AND BREAK THEIR NECKS AND THEN SAY I FUCKING DID THAT THATS RIGHT I FUCKING DID THAT. SAME AS I WOULD TO CHILD TO LOOKS SO HOW OFENTS HABITS THAT HAPPENS WITH I FUCKING WITH LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS AND KISSING THEM AND LOVING THEM AND BACK AND FORTH. THIS IS MADONNA, LADY GAGA, MILEY CYRUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, CHARLIZE THERON THROUGH IN THIS PICTURE THAT I FUCKING KILL THESE PEOPLE AND THE HAPPY AND KIDS FUCKING LICKS IN SIDE THEIR MOUTHS AND TONGUES AND SUCKING ON THE EATING OUT OUR PUSSIES WHILE ALL CUM SO HARD AND FRENCH KISS ALL OFF IN THE BUTTS AND ASSES AND EATTING EACH OTHERS OUT. THIS IS DANIEL DAY-LEWIS, JIM CARRY, STEELIO BRIM, KEVIN BACON, GEORGE CLOONEY, MATT DAMON, BEN AFFLECK, ALEC BALDWIN, NOTHING TOO SAY THE ALL THE TINY OF SUN SHINE THAT SMELLS TO HAIR DIRTY TO SMELL GOOD AND GREAT REDS, BLONDES, BLACK HAIRS. THEY ALL KIDS ALL COME WITH NO CLOTHES ON THAT WE ALL OUT IN WITH ALL FUCKING DICKS IN CHILD OF A BOYS AND A THE GIRLS THAT PUSSY SO SMALL TO FIT IN. THIS IS RALPH FIENNES & HUGO WEAVING AND THAT THEY TAKE ON THE PETS AND FEED AND FEEL ON LITTLE BOYS THE ONES WAS NOTHING FROM SOMETHING LET ME AND MY BOYS AND PALS WE ALL ARE LONELY AND AS SO IT IS HUGO AND RALPH SAID Y'ALL ARE SO RAVISHING TO USE TO THE BATHROOM THE BATH STAIRS IN THE PALACE AND CASTLE THANX. THIS IS ROBERT FOX, AMY FOX, BEN MACKLIN, AJ SAMI AJARZI, VICTORIA BARBIE JONES, STACY MEADOWS, TAMARRA REA KENNEDY, LARRY DALE KENNEDY, ANDREA KENNEDY, TONYA KENNEDY, DALE LARRY KENNEDY, VINCENT MCMAHON, WARREN BUFFETT, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, JACK NICOLSON, JACOB ROTHSCHILD, VIN DIESEL, DWAYNE JOHNSON, SUNG KANG, TYREESE GIBSON, BOY GEORGE, LIL NAS X, CARSON KRESSLEY, SIMON COWELL, HOWARD STERN, MEL B, OPRAH WINFREY AND THAT THEY SAY ALL FUCKING NIGGERS WILL BE HUNG ON TREE AND FUCKING BURN THEIR SKIN AND SAY WHITE FUCKIHG POWER. WE ALL HATE NIGGERS THAT ARE ON ATTACKING THE RACES OF ALL RACES TO GET THEM ON ALL ON THE CROSS AND WATCH THEM SO MUCH MORE PURGE SURGE ON TV RADIO AND VHS OR RECORD AND THAT WE FUCKING LOOKS ALIKE LIKE UGH THAT IS SO FUCKING SO MORE THAN THAT WE ALL DO AND NOT HAVE FUN WITH FUCKING LOOSER THAT IS ALL. THIS WEIGHT OF THEIR WEIGHT OF THE WAYS TO OFF OF THE JOBS TO FURTHER ALONG TO THE WAYS TO DO WITH CELL PHONES, ELECTRONIC DEVICES, JOBS, INSURANCES POLICIES, IDENTITY THEFT, KIDNAPPER, RANSOM, AND BEING MALICIOUS TERRORISTS HACKERS THAT THEY ALL ARE WITH BEING WITH NO NAMES THAT I ONLY HEAR VOICES THAT THEY DOWNSIDES IT TO MAKE LEVERAGE TO CHANGE HIT THE WORLD TO THE EARTH TO SABATOGE IT AND SAY WHAT THEY WANT TO NEED TO SAY AND FUCK UP IS A FUCK UP AND THATS ALL THAT THEY ARE AND GOOD AT THAT THEY GET EVER ARREST THATS GOOD, BUT THEIR THE NOT GETTING EVER TO ARRESTING THEM AND DAMN STRAIGHT THAT THE COMPANIES OWNERS THAT GOOD & NICE PEOPLE ALL KNOW THAT WE STAB THEM AND EVERY WHERE THAT THEY CAN GET STAB TO DEATH FIST AND KICK THEM AND THEY ARE NOT GONNA. THEN WE GOT GUNS AND WE CAN FUCKING SHOOT THEM TO DEATH AND BLOW THEIR FUCKING BALLS TO TITS AND PUSSIE AND DICKS AND THAT WE AT A POINT TO THEIR TO THAT TUNES TO MUSICS TO PYTHON TO SQUEEZE TO THE RIGS TO TRIGS TO DRAGS AND CHANGES TO LOST IN AT NOT KNOT OF CHOKE AND THEIR THEIFS AND THEIVES TO SEXUAL PREDATORS THAT THEY ARE AND PHEDOPHILES AND THEIR REST OF THE MOOD MUSES TO MIXURES. ANYWAYS THAT IS ALL FOR RIGHT NOW LEFT OUT BYE...

After 3 hours, my little danny ghosts are here!

[thatfreak03]

Camp Camp character theme songs

(Sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes)

Max- Hurt by Nine Inch Nails

David- Little Wonders by Rob Thomas

Gwen -Broken and Beautiful by Kelly Clarkson

Nikki- Don’t Stop Believing by Journey

Neil- Big Bang Theory by Barenaked ladies

Preston- Welcome To The Show by Britt Nicole

Harrison- I Got The Magic In Me by B.o.B

Nerris- Magic by Mystery Skulls

Dolph-  German Dance from South Park

Ered- Cool Kids by Echosmith

Space Kid- Space Man by The Killers

Nurf- *I didn’t know what to put for him so I just used one of my dad’s workout songs. If it has a double meaning I’m not seeing sorry* X Gon Give It To Ya by DMX

Jasper- Ghost by Mystery Skulls

Sasha- Oh No by Marina And The Diamonds

Erin- Ugly by Nicole Dollanganger

Tabii- Mrs. Potato Head by Melanie Martinez

Pikeman- *I can’t think of anything else so* Loser Of The Year by Simple Plan

Petrol- Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood And The Destroyers

Snake- Phoenix by Fall Out Boy

Bonquisha- Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin

Daniel- Pumped Up Kids by Foster The People

Jen- Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez

The Foreign Exchange Campers- *I couldn’t think of anything good* Mission Impossible theme music

Brian- My Old Kentucky Home by Stephen Foster

Cameron Campbell- Asshole by Denis Leary

Penelope Priss- Alejandro by Lady Gaga

Dirty Kevin- Because I Got High by Afroman

Ainsley- Scars To Your Beautiful by Alessia Cara

Lucky Louis - My Wish For You by Rascal Flatts

Jermy Fartz - You’re Disgusting (TheOdd1sOut Remix) by Endigo

CJ -*I couldn’t think of anything else* Foil by Wired Al Yankovic

[myimaginarywonderland]

(Something fun and lighthearted to make a peaceful discussion for once)

Drivers as the kind of LGBTQ+ vibes they give me:

Lewis Hamilton- the stylish and kind-hearted pansexual who probably will realize that they are genderfluid.

Valterri Bottas- no gay, just straight sportsman

M*x Verstappen- homophobic and rude gay bully in middle school

Alex Albon- sweet sweet animal loving pan boy

Sergio Perez: no vibes (literally my head is empty with this one)

Lance Stroll: the shy but dirty bisexual

Lando Norris: awkward gay gamer boy who also happens to be asexual

Ch*rles Leclerc: himbo bisexual

Sebastian Vettel: cottage core lesbian with a love for baking and gardening

Esteban Ocon: angry and confused boy. Gives gay vibes but you aren't sure even when you see him kiss that guy at the party

Daniel Ricciardo: sunshine bisexual who does not confirm to society's gender norms

Pierre Gasly: adorable, beautiful and kind bisexual boy who also loves animals

Daniil Kvyat: aromantic (or one the aro spectrum), questioning if he is agender, just done with life

Romain Grosjean: the supportive dad we all want (who you find out "experimented")

Kevin Magnussen: scary gay who has a lot of sexual tension with that one dude who he seemingly hates. Best party person though

Antonio Giovinazzi: polysexual dude who is always overlooked but gives the best tips or advice

George Russell: thrist trap lesbian

Nicholas Latifi: smiley and chill gay who is easily the best friend you could ever wish for.

(You'll notice that two drivers are missing but I will literally not talk about them here, they are dead to me.)