#dirk ‘so no head?’ strider

[sweetshades]

Dirk: *Pouring lighter fluid over a bowl of Doritos in the hope that if he “burns dinner” enough times Jake will get mad and shoot him*

Jake: Dirk old chum I mean no offence but I’m not sure if you’re cut out for this sort of thing. Tell you what I’ll order pizza and make supper the rest of the week.

Dirk, screaming internally: Yeah bro sounds great, I’m sorry I keep screwing this up.

[bloobydabloob]

Been getting into yellow lately

Dirk ranting from Curious cat asks under this cut

Thanks to these people for speaking with me.

[slavhew]

charmed, i'm sure

[tempestousstocking]

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

nobody:

mfs with ROYGBIV eyes:

↓↓ rewfewence ↓↓

[eggwishing]

PAGE VOMIT

[the-bad-encounter]

He can’t catch a break !!!!!

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

prince and prince friendship. this is my vision

[hal9000fanboy]

born to be used (mspaint, 2024)

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

[cringefail-clown]

in turnabout au on earth c dirk HATES when jake and hal come visit, but not because he doesnt like them or anything, it simply turns out that having these two animal hybrid freaks over amplifies kankris unconcious alien bug vocalization to 1000 and vice versa. theyre watching a movie and hal bird chitters, to which kankri bug-clicks something back. it goes back and forth for a while and then JAKE starts chattering right the fuck back (yknow the way cats usually chirp back to birds). theyre not even aware theyre doing that. their movie sesh turns into a canary noises live show real goddamn fast. dirk hates it here.

same goes when they visit porrim and roxy, but roxy simply finds it adorbz.

[skaianettechsupport]

[slavhew]

[shinyobservationtree]

I think Dirk and Roxy would have accents, purely from the media their ancestors created. Dirk would speak in a mix of carefully curated texan that D used in interviews, and ytp style sentence fragments from the sbahj movies. Roxy would have some kind of transatlantic/british from Audiobooks, mixed with whatever carapacians sound like. I vote trills and clicks like bugs. Maybe Roxy has a bit of an advantage learning troll language because of this?

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Remember

[corxoran]

Homestuck in 2024 except I totally ignore canon and do whatever the fuck I want