#dilf jiang cheng

[kenrakenokwaho]

A perfect conclusion 😂

Continuation to this post

The first time Jiang Cheng saw Nie Mingjue, he was enamoured. The man's muscular frame and golden eyes sent 13 year old Jiang Cheng's heart beating faster than Wei Wuxian could speak.

Jiang Cheng was sure that if Nie Mingjue looked at him, even briefly, he would simply combust on the spot. Luckily, the man's attention was on Lan Xichen, so Jiang Cheng could keep his dignity and reputation intact for now.

He left and pushed the thoughts of Nie Mingjue to the back of his mind, saving the fantasies of being crushed by those arms for his dreams. He got good at keeping his thirst for the man under wraps, content with the fact that, as one of Nie Huaisang's best friends, he would be able to see him when he went to visit Qinghe.

He knew he would never see another man who was practically dripping sex appeal quite like Nie Mingjue in his life. He was okay with that. Nie Mingjue provided enough fantasies for a lifetime.

Then he saw Sect Leader Wen, and he thirsted.

The man's crimson eyes always burnt Jiang Chengs soul when they swept across him. His robes did little to hide his bulging biceps. The sheer power oozed from the very fabric of his being and Jiang Cheng wanted.

He knew it would never amount to anything but Lord, what he would do to be crushed in those arms. His fantasies shifted, featuring 2 absolutely chiseled men ruining him until he could hardly think.

And then the Sunshot Campaign happened. Jiang Cheng never regretted killing the Wens, nor did he regret Wen Ruohan's death. But he regretted depriving the world of Wen Ruohan's scorching hot face and body. Priorities am i right?

So now he was down to 1 eye candy, but that was okay. Chifeng-zun provided enough for his fantasies even if Wen Ruohan made continued appearances.

And then Chifeng-zun was gone. And now there was no more eye candy. Sure, Zewu-jun looked handsome, and Jiang Cheng supposed that Jin Guangyao looked fine. Lan Wangji, laothe as he was to admit it, looked better than he acted, but none of them inspired Jiang Chengs fantasies.

Time went on, Jiang Cheng recieved numerous courtship letters and he was flirted with. He couldn't deny that there were some handsome people asking to marry him, but he could never find himself interested.

Jiang Cheng grew up with Nie Mingjue and Wen Ruohan. He was practically immune to hot people by now. The cultivation world spread more rumours as countless honey traps failed and Sect Leader Jiang remained single.

Then that Lan Jingyi kid apprached him. And he knew the look in that boys eyes. He could practically feel the want emanating from the boy, the same way he was sure it did from himself years ago. He realised the truth.

He was a DILF. He had reached the same level as Wen Ruohan and Nie Mingjue. He was the one people made fantasies about. And he reveled in that knowledge.

[tiredbitchposts]

Now, this is gonna be a controversial opinion but Wei Wuxian is more of a dilf (or throphy wife) than a milf. Like, don't get me wrong, bro has many milf qualities and he indeed was very much serving milf in his yilling patriarch era (that half-up half-down up-do while taking care of a-yuan had me feral), but his innumerous war crimes, drinking problems and lame jokes, plus the fact that he was away (dead) during most of his child's formative years, makes him more of a dilf. I'm gonna be even more controversial right now and say that Jiang Cheng is more of a milf than him, bc yes, while bro has innumerous war crimes under his name, he also very much gives bitterly divorced single mom

[inconsistentartistuwu]

Part 2 of ✨me predicting what happens in MDZS donghua and pissing my friend off bc of it✨ keep in mind this aren’t in chronological order cause my brain is weird LOL

CW: Cussing, a lot of cussing lol

-Introduction to Jiang Cheng for the first time.

Me- “Why is he build like a fucking dilf?- HIS AN UNCLE?!”

Friend- “He kinda is a dilf LNAKFHSKBD”

*Sees younger Jiang Cheng and his anger issues*

Me- “YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE ISNT CHIHUAHUA MATERIAL WITH THAT BABY FACE OF HIS AND HIS ANGER ISSUES!”

Friend- “HIS FUCKING GOT TRAUMA HE CANT BE A CHIHUAHUA”

Me- “Bro got it from his mama I bet”

*Meets Madame Yun and her anger issues*

Me- “OH HE DID GET IT FROM HIS MAMA I WAS JOKING-“

Friend- “LOL”

————

-Lan Xinchen starting to suspect WWX

Me- “Oh this person for sure knows his WWX”

LWJ looking lovingly at WWX

Friend- “QUEEEERS”

————

-Yi city arc begins and meets “Xiao Xingchen” for the first time

Me- “His so fake.”

Friend: “No his not”

*Later with the reveal*

Me- “SO I WAS RIGHT HA!”

Friend- “Do you hate fun that much?”

————

-Sees Jiang Yanli for the first time

Friend- “That’s the older sister, she’s the sweetest person in this show!”

Me- “She dies doesn’t she?”

Friend- “…”

Me-“PFFT”

Friend-“…fuck you.”

————

Lan Xinchen having a bromance with Jin Guangyao

Me- “…are the Lan brothers gay?? Like both of them??Cause I feel like I should NOT be here”

Friend- “HAIFBWKD”

————

-Sees Jin Guangshan for the first time during the hunt

Me- “Bro his so pretty…”

Friend- “His a fuck boy”

Me- “Of course he is”

————

-LWJ iconic “Come to Gusu with me”

Me- “WWX STOP BEING A FUCKING EMO BOY AND SAY YES! HIS PROPOSING!”

Friend- “HA!”

————

LWJ tying WWX with his forehead ribbon and showing the juniors.

Me- “Its always the silent ones that are the freakiest”

Friend- “His even worse in the novels. Man’s a full on f r e a k for WWX”

Me- “Im immediately buying the entire set”

————

-During the raid of the Nightless City and Jin Guangyao backstabs the Wen leader.

Me- “…Oooooo his about to backstab everyone isn’t he?”

Friend- “I’m about to stab you if you don’t stop-“

————

ANOTHER bromance

Me- “ARE YOU SURE THEY ARENT FUCKING?! I KNOW THAT LOOK ON LAN XINCHEN”

Friend- “His a bit fruity-“

Me- “The closet is made out of glass bro. I cannot deal with two different couples verbally edging each other for the entire series.”

————

Granny holding up the plushie to Lan Sizhui.

Me- “Omfg I’m dumb. THATS THE KID THEY ADOPTED?!”

Friend: “YEEEEEEEP”

And that’s all I remember. I’ll ask my friend is she remembers anymore and if she does expect a part 3 LMAO I enjoy making these

[sonik-kun]

I feel a level of accountability needs to be had amongst certain wangxian stans, particularly in regards to how some of them make us JC fans feel and have us reluctant to engage with the mainstream part of the fandom due endless hounding and bullying..

Yes, for Twitter users, this is about that one poll that is going around and the conversations I've seen amongst moots about the poll..

After reading what I've read this week.. I just need to get something off my chest about how icky this fandom is sometimes and how it has us JC fans feeling all the time. So bear with me whilst I rant. It's a lot to unpack, but it has to be said.. So here I go..

So for those who dont know, there's this poll going around on twitter for best DILF/MILF.. Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji both happen to be in that poll.

To both the surprise and excitement of us JC fans, JC is doing well.. However.. So is LWJ.. and so, of course, the possibility of them two coming head to head hangs over us..

And now, in the semi-finals, JC is up against Toji from JJK, LWJ is up against Loid from Spy x Family. It seems LWJ is going to win his.. and JC fans, as a result.. Have felt the need to step away and let Toji take the win.. In fear of backlash and what's to come for our fanbase, if LWJ and JC were to face each other in the finals..

Throughout the entire tournament, we already saw a few nasty remarks from these antis, rearing their ugly heads. So we could only imagine what it would be like should the two be put up against each other.

The fact that we as a fanbase feel the need to let another character win so our favourite doesn't recieve any backlash is both upsetting and really telling of what this fandom has been reduced to.

The fact of the matter is, it shouldn't have to be this way. Us JC fans shouldn't have to be afraid to vote for our favourite character, to see him do well and win and to enter his name or his ships into other tournaments. We should be able to enjoy ourselves and have fun, free of any fandom drama and bullying. The same freedom wangxian fans get to enjoy.

I know it's just a twitter poll, and it doesn't really mean anything, but.. It's just so disheartening seeing your moots feel that way about a character they should be allowed to enjoy.. Honestly, the whole thing has just left a bad taste in my mouth.. I wasn't really a fan of LWJ due to some of his fanbase.. But the nasty attitudes I've seen in this poll, amongst many, have only further solidified that stance..

To the kind and normal wangxian fans out there, I am sorry if you are reading this. I'm not tarring you with this lot. But I hope you all understand that this is the position of most JC fans rn. We do not trust most of you because, unfortunately, the toxic but very vocal minority speaks the loudest.

It really is ruining the whole fandom experience and making MDZS look like a joke and I think that is a conversation that needs to be had.

JC fans aren't the only ones who feel this way. Anyone outside of Wangxian feels very alienated by some of the fans of the main ship.

As a result, a lot of us are afraid to enjoy our characters the same way wangxian fans do.

No Wangxian fan would ever feel afraid to enter their fave into a mainstream poll, and rightfully so. So why should we feel afraid? Why can't we enjoy our characters the same way?

Sorry, this is all mostly me rambling, but.. I just couldn't sit there and not address all the ick.. Especially whilst I was having so much fun, seeing JC doing so well and my moots being so happy as a result..

Note: Just to make it clear, in case I haven't already, I'm not upset with the JC fans who chose to no longer vote for JC towards the end of the tournament. Giving all the bullying and backlash we receive, I can see why you wouldn't want him to win for that reason. A part of me felt the same way, too. I just wish it didn't have to be that way.. It just sucks to see that some people can't behave and let others have their fun :(

[dilfyjilfy]

Jiang Cheng: Jin Ling, why the hell did you kill Lan Jingyi?!?!

Jin Ling: No reason

Lan Sizhui: It's because Lan Jingyi started referring to you as 'Sect Leader Dilf'

[whumpbby]

Listen, the boy was so busy this last decade and a half that he deserves to get all the fucking.

All of it.

To de-stress.

***When I want to discuss ships involving Jiang Cheng***

Me: Oh, you like Jiang Cheng too? Cool! :)

Person 1: Yes! And isn't he made for Lan Xichen? They are perfect together-

Person 2: Oh, of course! And he's soooo sweet with Nie Huaisang! Childhood friends and all-

Person 3: Yes, and the Nie Mingjue x Jiang Cheng smut is so hot-

Person 4: Yeah, and I mean, Wei Wuxian wasn't really adopted by the Jiang family, so ChengXian-

Person 5: I do, and I kinda vibe the tension between him and Lan Wangji-

(I swear, JC is the freaking bicycle of this fandom.)

Close second is Lan Xichen.

[rarepears]

May 2023 masterpost

tywin lannister x sung jinwoo

Moshang Levirate Marriage AU

Shen Jiu thinks that ghost!Shen Yuan that is haunting him is his ancestor AU

hannibal lector reborn as Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe's firstborn son AU

european fantasy mdzs AU: Lan Qiren is the dragon 'uncle' to princesses Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji

luo binghe as sephiroth and shen yuan as cloud strife AU

evil overlord shen yuan needs an evil queen so he picked henchman luo binghe to be promoted AU

getou suguru (jjk) adopts shen jiu and yue qi (svsss) au

after sqq self-destructs something goes wrong and he’s reborn into the body of the huan hua palace lord au

rich housewives of cang qiong peak AU

modern SVSSS AU where shen yuan's parents are shen jiu and yue qingyuan

getou suguru (jjk) adopts shen jiu and yue qi (svsss) au

Shang Qinghua and the DILFs AU

SVSSS peak lords in pokemon AU

shen yuan transmigrates into orochimaru’s body and the naruto universe instead au

steve irwin as cang qiong’s beast peak lord AU

if shen yuan transmigrated into bleach as Ichigo AU

Modern AU where Luo Binghe makes cosplay outfits for Shen Yuan to wear when he's not doing card captor work

Shen Jiu becomes a silk merchant instead of a Qing Jing disciple AU

If Wei Wuxian was a dog instead... AU

jiang Cheng observes ptsd and the other impacts of war AU

shen yuan and shen jiu: a brotherly relationship of hatred and animosity AU

shen yuan thought he got transmigrated into a BL fanfiction of PIDW... AU

SVSSS X Final Fantasy 7 AU: Shen Qingqiu is seen as the God of Wutai and Shinra better quake in their boots as Sephiroth gets adopted

shen yuan gets into a twitter spat with elon musk AU

Shen Jiu time travels and decides to hide from cang qiong by becoming a concubine AU

SJ is stuck as a ghost after being replaced by SY and only LQG can see SJ's ghost form au

give me that Architect X Sung Jinwoo fic idea because i need this weird AF au to exist

if the Qing generation was written like they are the millennial gen and their disciples gen z… AU

shen qingqiu adopts a pregnant cat; luo binghe Misunderstand everything AU

endeavor x go gun hee (solo leveling) AU

[miss-starryeyes]

Just to be clear, this is DILF energy we're talking about. Actual Dad status or male gender not required.

[jin-zixun]

MDZS Reread - Chapter 4 (Part Two) - The Elegant Flirt (Refinement 11-18)

Manhua Chapters 30- Well 35 in this post.

Ch 4.1 ; Ch 3.2 ; Ch 3.1 ; Ch 2 ; Ch 1

"When Wei Wuxian reflected on it later, the start of his poor relationship with Lan Wangji could probably be traced back to the year when he was fifteen."

Poor relationship, yeah sure. Last we saw these two like zero lines ago they were snuggling in bed together. Come on Wei Wuxian get it together man.

"There was a highly respected and reputable elder named Lan Qiren in the Lan Clan of Gusu. ... Over the years, he had raised countless exceptional Lan disciples. Anyone educated under him for a couple of years, no matter how terrible they were going in, would appear decent coming out—or, at the very least, their poise and etiquette would see considerable improvement. Many parents wept streaming tears of excitement when they picked up their sons upon completion of their tenure."

Okay I did not remember Lan Qiren specifically being so sought after but like good for him? Maybe my feelings are colored from watching CQL but like Lan Qiren's classes in CQL at least... Kind of suck? But you know what, if the novel says he's the best damn teacher there is and everyone wants their kids in his class then like, sure. Send your kids to Lan camp.

What is with threatening to break legs? Is this a thing? I've gotta assume it's just a thing.

"Nie Huaisang continued, “And that Lan Zhan, he’s…sheesh. He’s the same age as us, but he’s not as lively as a boy should be. Stiff and strict. He’s the same as his shufu, or worse.” “Oh,” Wei Wuxian said. “Is he a pretty good-looking fellow?”

Presented without comment. I have no words. Okay okay, this is clearly Wei Wuxian's "hey this is the guy from last night" conversation but still "oh the hot guy?"

And Jiang Cheng's response like "Uh, they're Lans, they're ALL hot." Like thank you Jiang Cheng. What a great point.

The clan REJECTS DISCIPLES WHO AREN'T HOT ENOUGH oh my GOD

Wei Wuxian: "no no but he wears all white and has a forehead ribbon and also a silver sword" Buddy in what way are you narrowing it down that's literally all Lans. All Lans wear white and have forehead ribbons and have silver swords, probably. Silver is the standard color for swords, I think?

Yeah, Original/Novel Wei Wuxian absolutely was a little shit here.

Nie Huaisang and co being fully engrossed in this story, but unwilling to do the troublemaking themselves I guess. Tiny Jiang Cheng's expression here though... He's so unimpressed. He's just like "*sigh* and then what happened? Did you make it worse? You made it worse didn't you? Why am I even asking that of course you made it worse."

"Wei Wuxian wasn’t scared in the least. He waved dismissively. “What’s there to be scared of? Didn’t they say Lan Zhan is a child prodigy? If he’s so precocious, then his shufu should’ve taught him everything by now, and he should be spending his days in secluded cultivation without any free time to keep eyes on me. I…”

"Jiang Cheng tapped Wei Wuxian’s shoulder and whispered, “His eyes are on you. Best of luck.”"

Now I know (or at least Wei Wuxian does) what you might still be asking about all this...

"Lan Qiren was tall and thin, his back as straight as a brush. Although he had a long black goatee, he was most definitely not old, and in line with the Lan Clan of Gusu’s tradition of birthing beautiful men every generation, he was most definitely not ugly."

Is Lan Qiren hot? Well sure, but Wei Wuxian isn't really into dilfs. If you're into dilfs though... Well, just be careful he's very strict!

He then reads them out all 3000 rules one by one as the kids sit there in silence, gets mad about the kids not already knowing the rules, singles out Wei Wuxian (not unearned he's been a little troublemaker) and then scolds him for getting the right answers because he shouldn't be proud anyone could get right answers (but when Lan Wangji gets an answer right that's a reason to look up to him ok buddy). Then Wei Wuxian, the known troublemaker, the guy who Lan Qiren is apparently targeting as a known troublemaker and trying to humble because he's an arrogant little shit or whatever, that guy, he says some edgy shit and Lan Qiren gets immediately outraged and kicks him out of class.

Lan Qiren... He isn't THAT great my dudes.

"“Wei-xiong! You’re amazing! He told you to get out and you actually left! Ha ha ha ha…” “He couldn’t wrap his head around what happened for the longest time after you left, his face was so sour!”"

Wei Wuxian is an arrogant little shit though. But like... Maybe Lan Qiren should ask... If he is the one... Who needed to be humbled... Hmm... What about that huh?

Power move. No notes.

You know what? I'm gonna say it. Using your nephew like that in class, as an example to humble others... Hmm... Kinda shitty to Lan Wangji. That's literally an awful position to put him in oh my god. And LWJ is probably just like "this is normal" like why would you do that to him. And Lan Xichen like "uwu Wangji needs more friends" I WONDER WHY HE HAS NO FRIENDS OH MY GOD

Anyway.

"Nie Huaisang contemplated this. Then envy began to surface on his face. “What Wei-xiong said is actually very interesting. Obtaining spiritual qi requires cultivating and laboriously forming a golden core. Who knows how long that’ll take for someone like me? Any aptitude I have seems like it got chewed on by dogs in my mother’s womb. But resentful qi… That’s abundantly produced by all those nefarious creatures out there. If it could be put to use, how nice would that be?”"

Demonic Cultivator Nie Huaisang! Demonic Cultivator Nie Huaisang! Demo--

"Wei Wuxian laughed. “Why would I leave the grand avenue under the sun to walk the single-planked bridge in the shadows?"

Oh no an arc phrase that will reappear inverted ironically later on in the story oh nooooo what an emotional time to have emotions.

"The Righteousness Collection was the Lan family precepts. Their family precepts were so numerous that Lan Qiren had edited and assembled them into a thick collection, and the “Highest Justice” and “Standard Etiquette” chapters took up most of the work."

Stop! Stop! I already hate the Lan! I don't need any more incentive I am a Su She stan and you had me at 4000 rules. No one needs that many rules. You can cut those down. Some of those things probably just don't matter that much.

"Wei Wuxian spat out the sprig of grass in his mouth, dusted off his boots, and said, “Copy three times? I’ll ascend after the first time. I’m not a Lan, and I don’t plan on marrying into the Lans, so what do I need to copy their family precepts for? I refuse.”"

See it's funny because he does marry into the Lan and become a Lan. Bad Ending Should have realized it would be a Bad End after they killed JGY

"He was graceful and elegant, as if he himself were a tree of jade, mottled with the shadows of the leaves and the sun’s rays."

"Wei Wuxian, however, jumped down and went over to call after him, “Wangji-xiong!”"

"Wei Wuxian didn’t care. He chuckled aloud. “He can ignore me all he wants. It’s not like he’s even that pretty.” But then when he thought about it, yes, the boy was indeed that pretty. So he nonchalantly tossed that pouty feeling to the back of his mind."

Wei Wuxian falls first. He is smitten. Like, you're seeing this right?

"“Please, I beg you, Wei-xiong. This is my third year attending school at Gusu..."

Huh really wow Lan Qiren must be such a great teacher lmao. (Sorry, I'm bagging on poor Lan Qiren now, does he deserve it? Probably not, but like... Maybe a little bit yeah.)

"This Wei Ying really was as he had expected—the largest threat to humanity!"

He's an edgy 15 year old. You know there's people actually killing each other. Dude there's at least four types of evil things you taught in class as standard stuff everyone should know about.

Is it because of the crush on Lan Zhan? It's the crush on Lan Zhan isn't it?

"Wei Wuxian blurted praise in spite of himself, “Beautiful writing! Best of the best.”"

"Seeing that he’d finally been able to tease Lan Wangji into talking, he was secretly delighted, like he’d seen the bright moon at last after waiting for the clouds to part."

Then he tricks Wangji into reading porn and I've got nothing to say to that. I'm sure that's very funny if you are an edgy 15 year old and very not if you are Lan Wangji.

It's a very cute Lan Wangji though.

Alright, I'll listen to him. No need to send him off.

We'll uh... Well I'll try to power through the rest next time (there's no chance it doesn't just devolve into me fawning over little baby minshan forever and delaying the end of Chapter 4 even more. No chance. It's Minshan all the way down.)

[whumpbby]

It's not in the looks.

It's in the attitude👌

[wuxianxkexing]

Not going to lie Jiang Cheng is the perfect ship character. Let me explain.

With Lan Xichen: Xichen is probably the most mentally stable character in the series. He would be the rock that Jiang Cheng needs in his life, one that he has never really had. Xichen is unfortunately too perfect and good for this world, a true cinnamon roll. Jiang Cheng can and will be the asshole for both of them when necessary, but for the most part they would pull each other from the extremes of the spectrum to make them both more balanced people. This ship is for people who just want the best for Jiang Cheng.

With Lan Wangji: Drama, drama, drama, but who doesn't like drama? This ship is enemies hate fucking each other. This ship is staying together only because the sex is that good. They don't actually do each other any good being together besides the prostate orgasms. The only ship that would make Lan Quiren wish it was Wei Wuxian instead. This ship is for people who only care about how hot the characters are, not their romantic compatibility at all.

With Nie Mingjue: Honestly daddy issues Jiang Cheng needs a DILF protector. It would do him good to not have to be the strong one for once. I can't really think of what he could do for Nie Mingjue aside from being a person that Nie Mingjue could lavish with gifts, but you know what? Sometimes Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby relationships work out. Unfortunately their relationship fights are probably kind of wild with both of their tempers but their dysfunctional asses think that it's "passion" instead of toxicity. This ship is for people who think lowkey toxic relationships are super romantic.

With Nie Huaisang: Another case of Jiang Cheng being the protector/asshole in the relationship but it's not a bad thing. Childhood friends to lovers is always OP romantic pairing and they both compliment each other rather well. Jiang Cheng is the responsible and take charge one, and Nie Huaisang is the fuck around because why not? one. Ideally Jiang Cheng's reliability would rub off on Nie Huaisang and Nie Huaisang's manic pixie dream girl energy would give color to Jiang Cheng's life instead of ruining it once again. This ship is for people who love it when one partner annoys the crap out of the other, grumpier, partner.

With Wen Qing: Could be a perfectly cute couple in an alternate universe. They both have similar thoughts and dedication to family. Wen Qing would teach Jiang Cheng to put his ego aside because she sure as fuck isn't going to. Jiang Cheng might have Zidian but he is the whipped one in this relationship. This ship is for people who like it when the woman dominates.

With Wen Ning: Wen Ning would fall in love with Jiang Cheng after he was nice to him one time. Jiang Cheng probably picked up his pencil or held the door for him once in Cloud Recesses and now Wen Ning simps hard for him. Wen Ning would at some point assume that they were already in a relationship because they spent so much time together and Jiang Cheng was always coming to his rescue but Jiang Cheng would be oblivious. This ship is for people who like slow burns/unobtainable relationships.

With Jin Guangyao: Jiang Cheng would definitely encourage Jin Guangyao to stop being such a brown noser and to live his life more authentically, potentially avoiding all of the problems that came about as a result of Jin Guangyao's extreme desire to fit in. With Lan Xichen's calm and steadfast acceptance and Jiang Cheng's encouragement to give less of a fuck what others think I think Jin Guangyao's life could have been different. After all Jiang Cheng wholly accepted Wei Wuxian as his actual brother despite it not being the case in reality, so I don't think Jiang Cheng is as judgmental about lineage as the average cultivator. As for Jin Guangyao he could've put his political prowess to better use in the Jiang Sect and taught Jiang Cheng how to play politics better. This ship is for people who like fix it ships.

Jiang Cheng can just be shipped with any other character and its fine. Like you can't ship Wei Wuxian with anyone other than Lan Wangji, it is just wrong and illegal because they are soulmates, but Jiang Cheng? Jiang Cheng who got blacklisted by every. single. female. cultivator? (And I think that is the funniest shit ever even though I love him. Like what could he have possibly done?) Who has canonically only been on 3 dates in his entire life? Who is the one character in the series who is all but officially confirmed to be a virgin by mxtx? Ship him with whoever, who cares? Literally any ship is a step up for our man and most of them would make him at least a slightly better person. Except Xue Yang, they'd make each other worse (unless that is your thing).

[asingularshieldmaiden]

Can’t describe it but antonio banderas is how I imagine modern jiang cheng like well dressed dilf

[captainsupernoodle]

tell me the name of god, you fungal piece of shit - oriflamme, 46k, ffvii/annihilation (2018) fusion

What would it be like to die here? What do you want to be when you rot? I want flowers seeping out of my jaw, snaking around my bones. I want something to grow out of me.   - It starts the night that Zack comes home.

We Are Not Wise - Boomchik/Suzoomie, 52k, svsss

When Shen Qingqiu drew Shen Yuan’s soul sword, it felt like being burned from the inside out. The fire wasn’t cruel, but it was still fire—hot and destructive, searing the softest pieces of him. When Binghe’s fingers touch the hilt, he is ready for pain. - Transmigrated into a version of Proud Immortal Demon Way where cultivators manifest their own souls into spiritual weapons, Shen Yuan finds himself sort of kind of…accidentally blackmailing Shen Qingqiu into taking him on as a disciple before Luo Binghe joins the sect. That should give Shen Yuan plenty of opportunities to make sure nothing goes wrong for his favorite protagonist, right? RIGHT!?

clay kids - suzukiblu, atla, 35k, uncomplete, T

“I don’t think you want someone like me in your group,” Lee says, stepping back, and Jet steps forward quick and grabs his wrist. “Believe me, you don’t know what I want,” he tells him, his eyes intent on Lee’s. On Lee’s gold eyes. “I get it, man. Dirty little secret. You think you’re the only one who’s got it? Me, I got off lucky—I take after my mom.”

The Accumulation of Small Happinesses - sugar_shoal, mdzs/the untamed, 22k, M

“Uh,” Wei Wuxian says. “Like… yeah. For real! Like obviously this wasn’t exactly the best way to bring it up, but look at you! Gorgeous. Capable. My bff-cum-bf. A dilf of the highest order, or, if you want to get technical, a jilf. Lan Zhan and I’ve definitely gotta lock that down. Let’s get married!” And then he gives Jiang Cheng double finger guns. --- Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji attempt to propose to their boyfriend. It takes a few tries.

animals of regret - tteokcrossing, 10k, jjk, T

So it’s not exactly a shock when he opens his mouth, blue eyes sparkling from behind dark sunglasses (and it’s odd that he’s chosen to wear his glasses here instead of his blindfold; odd to know that Six Eyes trusts him in some weird, skewed way for the simple fact that they both care for a child who deserves more than Toji can give him) and says: “I want you to teach at Jujutsu Tech.” It’s not a shock, because Gojo has said more ridiculous things with a straighter face than the one that resides on his features now. Toji throws his head back and laughs. Gojo does not. “Oh,” says Toji. “You’re not joking.” --- or: Toji lives. Neither teaching nor parenting are his strong suits, but he ends up stuck with both.

[ao3feed-untamed]

by crabyue

To help him fit in the wei's ask their family friend Jiang fengmian's son to guide wei ying

Modern au where the Wei family has returned to china after wcz and cssr are done with their field work. wei ying is now 19 and its time he started going to an actual college.

jiang cheng develops feelings for his bestie's parents. His feelings are reciprocated.

Words: 1328, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Wèi Chǎngzé, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Cángsè Sǎnrén, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jiāng Fēngmián, Yú Zǐyuān, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī

Relationships: Cángsè Sǎnrén/Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Wèi Chǎngzé, Cángsè Sǎnrén/Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Wèi Chǎngzé, Cángsè Sǎnrén/Wèi Chǎngzé, Wangxian mentioned

Additional Tags: DILF Wèi Chǎngzé, Bad Parent Jiāng Fēngmián, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín Has Parental Issues, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín Has a Crush, Bottom Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Daddy Issues, Traumatized Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, how the turn tables, Kissing, Soft Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín Gets a Hug, Cángsè Sǎnrén and Wèi Chǎngzé Live, Implied Sexual Content, Threesome - F/M/M, Nipple Play, Neck Kissing, Grinding, Sandwich, my crush caught me kissing his wife after their 20 year old sons surprise birthday party