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fereise · 2 years ago

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Overhaul/Update version for one of my proudest works, a main cover art(?) for my little project call Robotnik AU.

Characters list:

Upper row/section (above Movie Eggman's hands), from left to right: - Sonic.exe (the utmost terrifying OC/FC from the creepy pasta thingy) - Queen Boom Boo, Merc version (OC/FC made by Dan-Habiki/@Dan_Daymaker) - King Boom Boo - Lah - Su & Uh - Shadow the Hedgehog (Team Dark) - Rouge the Bat (Team Dark) - E-123 Omega (Team Dark) - Dr. Eggman Nega - Doctor Albert W. Wily (Megaman, Archie comics) - Honey the Cat - Breezie the Hedgehog - Bocoe & Decoe + Bokkun - Dark Oak/Lucas - Dark Queen/Merlina - Erazor Dijinn - Coconuts - Scratch & Grounders - General Helmut Von Stryker - Anton Veruca (Shogakukan magazines) - Junior Robotnik - Captain Whiskers & Johnny - Opal the Jellyfish (Pirates of the Setting Dawn) - Dive the Lemming (Pirates of the Setting Dawn) - Blade the Shark (Pirates of the Setting Dawn) - Captain Shellbreaker (Pirates of the Setting Dawn) - Mr. Bristles the Yeti Crab (Pirates of the Setting Dawn) - Mephiles the Dark - Silver Sonic - Dark Enerjak (Knuckle) - Nazo (appeared in Sonic X's last teaser) - Eggette/Omelette Robotnik (famed OC/FC originally designed by Alpha Gamboa (blackbookalpha)) - Infinite the Jackal - Solaris - Black Doom - Eclipse the Darkling - Black Death - Dark Gaia (Perfect form) - Metal Sonic - Iron Queen aka Regina Ferrum - Time Eater - Mammoth Mogul - Iron King aka Jun Kun - Imperator Ix - Wendy Naugus - Bearenger the Grizzly (Witchcarters) - Carrotia the Rabbit (Witchcarters) - Falke Wulf (Witchcarters) - Walter Naugus - Fleetway's Super Sonic - Shade the Echidna - Boomer Walrus aka Anti Rotor - Patch D'Coolette aka Anti Antoine - Princess Alicia Acorn aka Anti Sally

Middle section (below Eggman's hands), from left to right: - Speedy (both Pre and Post-Super Genesis Wave versions) - Sage - T.W. Barker - Dave the Intern - Sleet & Dingo - A.D.A.M. - E.V.E. - Lyric the Last Ancient - Zor - Zash (OC/FC made by @saccharinerose) - Zeena - Zazz - Zomom - Zavok - Master Zik - Agent Stone (Sonic movies 2020/2022) - Orbot & Cubot - Wes Weasely - Snively Robotnik - Dr. Robotnik (Sonic movies 2020/2022) - Thunderbolt the Chinchilla - Predator Hawk (Destructix) - Anti-Miles - Scourge the Hedgehog - Storm the Albatross - Wave the Swallow - Jet the Hawk - Rosy the Rascal - Sleuth "Doggy" Dawg (Destructix) - Sergeant Simian (Destructix) - Fiona Fox (Destructix) - Duck "Bill" Platypus - Bark the Polar Bear - Bean the Dynamite - Drago Wolf (Destructix) - Nicolette 'Nic' the Weasel - Razorclaw - The Foreman (Grandmaster) - Hugo Brass - Diesel - Flying Frog (Destructix) - Geoffrey St. John - Hershey the Cat - Nack the Weasel/Fang the Sniper (Team Hooligan) - Fleetway's Chaos (Darkon fish form)

Lower section, from left to right: - Dr. Finitevus - Grimer Wormtongue - Dr. Fukurokov - Dimitri the Echidna - Maw the Thylacine - Mecha Sally - Mecha Sonic - Mecha knuckle - Jackal Squad, named by Nibroc-Rock as Uno, Deux, Trois, Quatre, Cinq & Sei (Shadowy figures) - Kayseri Valaedshkova (OC/FC made by dirtthefox/@Its_Dima_V) - Strike (OC/FC made by @speedofsoundsketches) - Surge the Tenrec - Kit the Fennec - Sofia the Gorgon (OC/FC made by Sofia-MMD/@GorgonSofia) - Clutch the Opossum - Kaibette the Genet (OC/FC made by @kaibette) - Rough & Tumble the Skunk - Battle Lord Kukku XV - ***Mecha Robotnik - Akhlut the Orca (both Pre and Post-Super Genesis Wave versions) - Tundra the Walrus - Mordred Hood (drawn with @adokle's style) - The Foreman/Tassel boy (Post-Super Genesis Wave) - Mimic (the Mimic Octopus) - Byte the Goat (OC/FC made by @bunniibones) - Lightning Lynx - Iblis - Phage - Conquering Storm (Post-Super Genesis Wave) - Bride of the Conquering Storm (Pre-Super Genesis Wave) - Dr. Starline - Biolizard - Sigma (Megaman, Archie comics) - Axel the Water Buffalo - Abyss the Squid - Cyani the Cobra (OC/FC made by @bunniibones) - Cipher the Owl (OC/FC made by @bunniibones) - Bleak (OC/FC made by HT-Doodles/@HtDoodles) - Clove the Pronghorn (my top fav among all the characters here) - Cassia the Pronghorn - Lien-da - Chaos - Tikal the Echidna - Pachacamac - Gae-Na - Kragok - Thrash the Devil - Warden Zobotnik & Znively (Zone Cop) - Belinda & Charlie - Nephthys the Vulture - ??? (Behind Nephthys) - Trevor Burrow the Mole (Desert Raiders) - Sonar the Fennec (Desert Raiders) - Spike the Porcupine (Desert Raiders) - Razor the Shark - Queen Angelica - Rusty Rose - Robo Tails (Brain-washed, based on Sonic Lost World's designs) - Beauregard Rabbot - Jack Rabbit - Matilda the Armadillo - Zefir (my main OC/FC) - Gamer Deer (aka 'Aleko' the Northamer Guard or the 'Gamerdeerdude' by @adokle) - Zonic (Zone Cop) - Chesah the Tarsier aka No.29 (my OC/FC) - Sandy the Caterkiller (OC/FC made by @the-hydroxian-artblog)

For the Alt version: FeReinsm on Instagram: “Overhaul/update versions for one of my proudest works, a main cover art(?) for my lil’ project - Robotnik AU. For the 2nd and 4th pics…”

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get-seeds-right-here · 28 days ago

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Sour Diesel:

Everything you need to know.

Sour Diesel is a known cannabis variety that has fascinated fans for years due, to its strong scent and powerful impact since its emergence in the early 1990s, as a significant part of cannabis culture.

## The Emergence of an Icon

The origins of Sour Diesel can be traced back, to New York City where a vibrant group of individuals had an influence on its development and availability, to the public.

The origins of Sour Diesel are not fully. Are believed to stem from Chemdawg 91 and Super Skunk strains coming to create a powerful hybrid known for its fuel like scent and energizing properties. Though the actual story, behind its creation is probably more complex, than just a mix of two varieties commonly told in cannabis lore.

“The hidden world of cannabis, in New York City”

In the scene of 1990s New York City. A hub of diverse strains and types. A close knit group of growers and dealers shared and traded their products freely. It was, within this environment that Sour Diesel emerged and thrived.

AJ and his team members. Referred to as The Bro, Weasel and Pinsky. Played a role, in popularizing Sour Diesel across the city. They were part of a community of marijuana enthusiasts who were always exploring strains and methods of cultivation.

The Albany Crew—an assembly of farmers, from New York—was instrumental in the evolution of Sour Diesel well. They nurtured iterations of the strain known as “Diesel 1” and “Diesel 2 ” setting the foundation, for the Sour Diesel that emerged later on.

“The Game of Names”

The origin of the name ” Sour Diesel” is quite interesting as it originated from a misunderstanding, by AJ himself. The story goes that a bucket labelled as “Our Diesel” with number 5 written on it was mistakenly read as ” Sour Diesel”.. Just like that the name stuck because it aptly describes the strains flavor profile which blends a fuel like “diesel” scent, with a tangy and sour undertone.

This story showcases how strain names, in the world of cannabis are often linked to chance occurrences or casual observations than intentional choices or deep meanings.

## Journey, to Stardom

In the mid ’90s Sour Diesel rose to fame rapidly. Gained a following, in New York City and beyond due to its powerful effects and unique scent that distinguished it from other strains available, at the time.

The price of Sour Diesel surged as its popularity rose significantly in the market and reached a peak where it was selling for a $50, per gram in New York City due, to its quality and the challenges associated with acquiring it.

Sour Diesels prestigious image was partly due, to its price tag, in the cannabis market. It gained a following among connoisseurs who were willing to splurge for a chance to experience this strain firsthand.

During the time before the internet became widespread and easily accessible, to everyone Sour Diesels popularity mainly relied on people sharing their experiences with friends. This strain gradually gained recognition, within the cannabis community through conversations and recommendations.

The organic marketing strategy worked wonders for Sour Diesel as its distinct qualities left a lasting impression, on users who became keen to recount their encounters with it to their peers. Sparking a word of mouth hype that continues now with an air of mystique surrounding the strain.

## The Trials of Growing Plants

Cultivating Sour Diesel is quite a challenge as it is an slender plant that demands room and meticulous care. This difficulty, in growing the strain adds to its allure. Clarifies the scarcity of Sour Diesel strains in the market.

Optimal circumstances, for growing Sour Diesel involve;

During the day the weather will range from 70 to 80 degrees Fahrenheit (21 to 27 degrees Celsius). The evening temperatures range from 60 to 65 degrees Fahrenheit (15 to 18 degrees Celsius). Make sure to provide your plants with a minimum of 18 hours of light each day during the growth phase. During the flowering stage the relative humidity typically hovers, around 50 to 60 percent.

The plants height necessitates ample vertical room prompting cultivators to utilize methods such, as topping or LST (Low Stress Training).

Growing Sour Diesel can be quite demanding due, to its flowering period of around 10 to 12 weeks before it matures fully—a hurdle for growers in areas, with growing seasons.

The extended period for the plant to bloom enhances the strength of the strain and results, in a range of terpenes in it. However it also raises concerns about problems such, as invasions or mold infestations especially when growing outdoors.

Growing Sour Diesel successfully can be quite rewarding despite the obstacles that may arise! This strain is famous, for yielding moderate to amounts of potent buds with THC levels averaging between 20% to 25% and in some cases even higher, during testing of certain phenotypes.

“The Profile of Terpenes”

Sour Diesel stands out for its blend of terpenes giving it a smell and influencing its effects significantly.

“Sour Diesel contains some terpenes that contribute to its aroma and flavor profile.”

“Limonene gives off those zesty and tangling citrus notes.” Myrcene adds a touch of earthiness and muskiness to the mix. Caryophyllene contributes peppery flavors to the mix. Pinene adds a hint of fragrance.

Sour Diesels energizing and uplifting effects are believed to be influenced by the presence of limonene in this strain of cannabis plant extract. Some research suggests that limonene is linked to enhancing mood and reducing stress levels in individuals.

“The Impact”

“Sour Diesel is well known for its invigorating and mentally stimulating effects that users frequently describe as uplifting.”

Feeling uplifted and ecstatic. Feeling inspired in a way.

Enjoys being, around people and chatting.

Sour Diesels effects are favored by many, for daytime activities like artistry and writing due to its stimulating properties that appeal to individuals such as artists and writers however its strong potency may prove too intense for beginners or individuals, with low THC tolerance levels.

“Medical Uses”

Sour Diesel is widely recognized for its use. Has also become a favorite, among those who use medical cannabis for various health purposes such, as…

Relaxation techniques Feeling better, from being, in the dumps Dealing with pain.

Boosting ones desire to eat.

There is a need to emphasize that despite the feedback, from users about the benefits of Sour Diesel and other cannabis strains, in the field; further research is required for a comprehensive understanding of their medicinal capabilities.

## The Tradition Lives On

“Sour Diesel continues to be a strain, in the cannabis community. Has led to the creation of many new hybrids and variations that are highly regarded for their impact, on cannabis culture and breeding.”

The West Coast Sour Fam has been instrumental, in safeguarding. Advancing the genetics of the strain by preserving the Sour Diesel lineage while also developing fresh versions that enhance its appealing qualities.

The widespread acclaim of Sour Diesel has resulted in the development of hybrid strains and crosses with some standout varieties being;

Sour Tsunami is a strain known for its CBD content, created by blending Sour Diesel with the CBD rich Sour Tsunami variety. Sour OG is a strain that combines the genetics of Sour Diesel and OG Kush. “Sour Jack is a strain created by blending Sour Diesel with Jack Herer.”

These crosses showcase how the genetic potential of Sour Diesel continues to leave a lasting impact, on the cannabis breeding community.

## The Struggle, with Being Genuine

Authentic Sour Diesel can be hard to come by despite its appeal, in the market today as many strains labeled as ” D” are often imitations or hybrids that fail to embody the genuine essence of the original strain.

Unveiling the Authentic Sour Diesel Variety.

The genuine article is recognized for its quality.

The scent is sharp and reminiscent of fuel, with hints of citrus. The strain offers a high with an uplifting buzz due, to its sativa dominant nature. Towering and slender plant form. It takes quite a while for the flowers to bloom, around 10 to 12 weeks.

People who are knowledgeable, about cannabis typically use a mix of these elements and trusted references to recognize genuine Sour Diesel strains.

“The Influence of Cannabis, on Society”

The impact of Sour Diesel goes beyond its makeup; this strain has achieved iconic status and is frequently mentioned in music and movies as well, as, in popular culture.

Music is a language that speaks to the soul and connects people, across cultures and generations.

Many known hip hop musicians such, as Eminem Wiz Khalifa and Action Bronson have mentioned Sour Diesel in their songs. These mentions have solidified Sour Diesels reputation as a quality and sought after strain, within mainstream culture.

Exploring the world of tourism.

In the expanding world of tourism, in areas many visitors are eager to experience the renowned strain Sour Diesel. Dispensaries, in these regions frequently showcase their selection of Sour Diesel and some cannabis tours take guests to cultivation sites or dispensaries that feature this strain.

## The Distribution of Sour Diesel

Sour Diesel originated in New York City. Its popularity soon extended beyond the city limits as cannabis lovers exchanged seeds and cuttings leading to its presence, in grow rooms and gardens nationwide and even globally.

European Impact

Sour Diesel gained popularity in Europe. Was well received in the Netherlands for its qualities, within the cannabis community there. Dutch seed banks crafted their variations of Sour Diesel by blending it with strains to produce fresh hybrid varieties. This European influence played a role in expanding the reach and renown of Sour Diesel on a scale.

“On the West Coast people often adjust to their surroundings.”

In California and along the West Coast of the United States Sour Diesel went through a transformation of its own. The strain adjusted to the growing conditions and tastes of consumers, in that area. West Coast Sour Diesel sometimes showcases a terpenes profile with certain variants having hints of citrus compared to those found in the East Coast.

“The Impact of Sour Diesel, on the Cannabis Advocacy Movement”

During a time when cannabis activism was, on the rise in the United States Sour Diesel became widely popular due, to its effects and perceived medical benefits, which supporters of cannabis law reform often highlighted in their advocacy efforts.

The advocacy, for the use of cannabis has gained momentum in years.

During the 1990s and 2000’s when the medical marijuana movement was, on the rise Sour Diesel stood out as a strain known for its healing properties. It was praised for its effectiveness in easing symptoms related to depression, chronic pain and PTSD making it a popular choice, among patients who use cannabis.

## Sour Diesel, in the Era of Legalization

With the expansion of cannabis legalization, in regions including the United States and beyond Sour Diesel has had to adjust to a changing and regulated landscape.

Navigating the complexities of markets can pose challenges.

Legal markets present obstacles, for growers looking to cultivate and distribute Sour Diesel.

Meeting the testing regulations can be tricky due, to Sour Diesels effects and diverse terpenes composition, at times. Expanding production can be challenging due, to the characteristics. Extended blooming period of this strain making it tricky to grow in large quantities. In the industry where consistency’s key, to success, in offering products and services that meet market demands can be quite a challenge when dealing with a strain known for its genetic diversity.

Despite facing these difficulties and obstacles along the way, to legalization Sour Diesel has also found avenues, for growth and expansion.

Legal markets have expanded access making it more convenient for consumers to get Sour Diesel from producers. Sour Diesel can now be found in a range of products aside, from the flower form – you can now enjoy it in concentrates, edibles and vape cartridges too! Advancements, in breeding efforts have been successful, in stabilizing the genetics of Sour Diesel and producing hybrid varieties.

“The Secrets Behind Sour Diesel; A Closer Look, at the Science”

As researchers delve deeper into cannabis studies and exploration progresses along the way they are gradually uncovering the details surrounding strains such, as Sour Diesel.

“The phenomenon known as the entourage effect.”

The entourage effect suggests that different substances, in cannabis interact together to create the plants effects; this concept is especially applicable to Sour Diesel strain due, to its mix of cannabinoids and terpenes believed to enhance its high and possible healing properties.

Ongoing and upcoming studies, on Sour Diesel are likely to concentrate on;

Determining the proportions of cannabinoids and terpenes that influence its impact. Researching the uses of its unique chemical composition. Exploring the impact of factors, on how its genetics are manifested

## Exploring Sour Diesel and the Art of Cannabis Appreciation

As the cannabis sector evolves over time a refined culture of expertise has surfaced, akin, to the one observed in the realms of wine and artisanal beer. Sour Diesel is notably influential, within this movement.

“Understanding the beauty of terpenes.”

The diverse blend of terpenes found in Sour Diesel has played a role, in educating consumers on the significance of terpenes, in the cannabis journey with numerous enthusiasts giving equal consideration to both a strains terpenes and its THC levels.

Passionate growers and breeders are constantly searching for. Safeguarding Sour Diesel variations through a process known as “pheno hunting.” This entails cultivating plants from seeds and choosing the ones that showcase the favorable characteristics.

“The upcoming trends, for Sour Diesel”

Looking ahead to the future will bring about elements that will shape the continued narrative of Sour Diesel.

As the market, for cannabis develops further over time consumers tastes could change. Although Sour Diesel is currently liked evolving preferences may affect its position, in the market. Nevertheless, its esteemed reputation and distinct characteristics imply that it will probably continue to attract a loyal fan base.

As we delve deeper into the realm of cannabis science advancements continue to emerge that could offer perspectives on Sour Diesel – potentially paving the way, for uses and enhanced cultivation methods or the development of stronger and more specific versions of this strain.

In wrapping up the discussion, about Sour Diesels transformation from a high end product in New York City to a cannabis symbol is an intriguing chapter in cannabis lore that highlights the creativity of secretive breeders and the tight knit cannabis community’s influence as well as the enduring charm of this distinct strain. Looking ahead to the landscape of Sour Diesels impact appears promising; whether it continues to be a strain in its own regard or serves as a genetic foundation, for emerging hybrids or sets the standard for evaluating new strains. Sour Diesel continues to intrigue and captivate cannabis lovers and researchers alike for years to come with its history and allure, in the cannabis community.

#girls who smoke weed #sour diesel #weedlife #weedsociety #weed intox #smoke weed everyday #420life #420daily #420culture #high vibes

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questionableresponses · 1 month ago

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for the fandom ask game: thomas the tank engine :3

Favourite male character Edward :3

Favourite female character Always been a fan of Emily

Least favourite character Oh I have a few, Nia and Rebecca (will never forgive them for replacing Edward and Henry)

Favourite friendship Edward and James

Favourite quote Trucks are waiting in the Yard; Tackling them with ease'll" Show the world what I can do",Gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about, Like a big black weasel. When he pulls the wrong trucks out - Pop goes the Diesel! Saddest moment Big World Big Adventures (please kill me) and All Engines Go being a thing

Favourite location Hmmmmm I would say the Skarloey Railway

EDIT: forgot favourite ship, it's Edward x James (don't ask)

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murdercide626 · 5 months ago

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"ENEMIES OF GAIA"

aka "Defilers of the Earth!"

aka "Awesome Possum's Hit List"

Hexxus (FernGully: The Last Rainforest)

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Dario Agger/"The Minotaur" (Marvel Comics)

Dr. Barbara Blight (Captain Planet)

King K. Rool (Donkey Kong Country)

Dr. Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)

Montana Max (Tiny Toon Adventures)

Cyril Sneer (The Raccoons)

Capital B (Yooka-Laylee)

Rebecca Madison (Phantom 2040)

Hedorah (Godzilla)

Duke Nukem (Captain Planet)

Megatox (Sonic the Comic)

Diesel Weasel (Rick and Morty)

Fire Lord Ozai (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Dr. Killemoff (Toxic Crusaders)

C. Montgomery Burns (The Simpsons)

Rufus Shinra (Final Fantasy VII)

Hoggish Greedly (Captain Planet)

Gruntilda Winkybunion (Banjo-Kazooie)

Porky Minch (Mother 3)

Fenton Sludge (Goof Troop)

Lawrence Limburger (Biker Mice from Mars)

Dr. Machino (Awesome Possum... Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt)

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tykobrian · 11 hours ago

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"Paint the Town Blue" is also Caitlyn's Song (And the Jinx-Caitlyn parallel continues...)

After the dictator Caitlyn thingy storyline that dropped in ep 3, I am completely sure it's the case.

The first part of the song:

[Verse 1] Oh, you want a villain, lemme show you how I evil // Oh, you think I'm difficult, I'll show you I'm a devil // Sharpshooter lethal, top of food chain like an eagle // Whack-a-mole your weasels, I'm a machine, diesel // Gotta crush, gotta crush (Crush you all beneath me) // You bitches are my pups (You're droolin' for a squeaky) // I squash you like a bug, battle-fueled, greasy // Dig my nails into your peach, dead and deceased like.......

Sorry but that sounds suspiciously like Piltover raining terror on Zaun. And right now, General Lady Caitlyn is the sole representative of Piltover in charge of 'law enforcement'.

The later verses of the song is about Jinx though, and the people who decide to dress up like her to protect her identidy.

#arcane #arcane league of legends #caitlyn kiramman #jinx arcane

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sithwitch13 · 1 month ago

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AEW WrestleDream 10/12/24

IT IS TIME

I'm wearing my new Hangman shirt for this

Boooo but also this will only increase Hangman's feral quotient, which will give me angst for weeks and perhaps months to come

WILLOW VS MARIAH TIME

Please tell me the black and white gear (with solitary blood red thingy on her butt) is a Toni reference

"The runt that you love to hunt. At least, I think it was runt." NIGEL

That match fucked hard.

For a second I thought Jack Perry was given a Codyvator entrance

What if Shibata kills Jack with his dick and that's why it was foreshadowed

Oh Jack, you little weasel boy. I was hoping for something like this.

Danny!

MJF?!?!?!

ADAM COLE?!?!?!

ADAM COLE CAME OUT OF THE GOOD BOY HOLE

I think I will be screaming for the entirety of the International Championship match

Ricochet in trunks?????

Don Callis called everyone but Takeshita "meat puppets"

"That's my autistic assassin" sign holder, you are good

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES

KYLE NOOOOOO

YAY SOUP

MATCH OF THE FUCKING NIGHT SO FAR

Aww Jerry Lynn complimenting Orange

Swerve time???

Ooooh that's a look

Aaaaa MVP and Shelton Benjamin!

Lol Nana still selling weed to high schoolers, I love that

Huh, really thought Lashley would pop up here

*vin diesel voice* FAMILY

Aaaa Hologram vs Mortos aaaaaaa

That was so good

Also Mortos has mastered acting like the villain in a tokusatsu. I want Hologram to take inspiration and Power Rangers this shit up

Time to destroy the twink

Solid match, I always enjoy the juxtaposition of Brody and Darby

BUCKS VS PRIVATE PARTY TIME

I want both teams to win

THE PEARLS

Ooh, Private Party looks good

Lol Stokely in the audience wanting a new meal ticket

Ooh, Top Flight plus Andretti, Lio, and Leila are also ringside, hmmm

Damn, that was good. If not Private Party to dethrone the Bucks, then who?

Mark Briscoe had better win because this show has been fantastic so far.

"Chris Joker" Schiavone with the Freudian slip

YESSSS

Oh god and now it's time for Mox and Bryan to tear my emotions into tiny shreds

The music playing over the fighting aaaaa

I'm gonna cry

Mox bowed in respect and that made me cry

Oh lord not another bag

YOOTS AND DARBY

YUTA NOOOO

Everything hurts and I'm dying

#aew #wrestledream

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haemosexuality · 1 month ago

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damnea · 1 year ago

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Christopher Awdry's annual stories 1989

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I think I mentioned this story in the tags of my last post.

This is one those annual stories thats been adapted quite a bit, but its always nice to be able to read the story itself.

Old Square Wheels

The Fat Controller had borrowed a diesel. He told Duck to show the new engine round, but Diesel made mistakes, and the trucks began singing cheeky songs about him.

Trucks are waiting in the Yard: tackling them with ease'll.

"Show the world what I can do." gaily boasts the Diesel.

In and out he creeps about, like a big black weasel.

When he pulls the wrong trucks out. Pop goes the Diesel!

Duck was cross, and told the trucks to stop, but Diesel thought the song was Duck's fault.

"I'll pay him out," Diesel said to himself, but he couldn't think how.

"It's not fair," he complained to Henry, Gordon and James. "I never get a moment's peace from these rude trucks, and it's all because of that Duck!"

"Nonsense," said Henry. "Duck would never do that. It would be des...des..."

"Disgraceful!" put in Gordon. "Disgusting!" said James.

"Despicable!" finished Henry.

Diesel was not convinced. He spent the rest of the day wondering how he would get his own back.

Next day, Henry's trucks chattered amongst themselves, and paid no attention to him. They were very full and wanted to take it out on someone. "Why not Henry?" they whispered to each other.

"Wait until I give the word," said the front truck. At last the signal went down. "Come on you." Henry ordered shortly.

Reluctantly, and still chattering, the trucks followed him out of the yard.

All went well until they reached the top of the hill. "Steady," Henry warned the trucks. They heard, but they took no notice.

"Now!" Shouted the front truck.

"Go on, go on!" Yelled the trucks as, surging against Henry's tender, they pushed as hard as they could.

"Stop, stop!" Wailed Henry, and his driver braked as hard as he dared. But Henry couldn't hold the heavy trucks properly - his wheels locked, and he slithered, out of control, down the hill with the stupid trucks cheering and shouting behind him.

"Help, help!" Whistled Henry despairingly.

Thomas, waiting in the branch line platform, saw Henry coming, but could do nothing to help. But the hill ended before reaching the station, and Henry was at last able to bring the silly trucks under control.

Gradually his driver eased off the brakes. When he was sure that the trucks were behaving themselves, Henry came to a controlled stop. "Phew!" he said. "What stupid things trucks are- they could have caused an accident."

"Never mind," said Thomas. "They didn't, that's the main thing. You did well to stop them."

Thomas puffed away, and after a while Henry set off again. But something strange seemed to have happened to his wheels. Each time they went round there was a 'clunk' when they reached a certain spot. "What's that?" he asked after a while.

Illustration pulled from wiki

"You've got a flat tyre," said the driver.

"What?" objected Henry indignantly. "Engines don't get flat tyres. Only cars and lorries - and buses like Bertie - get them." His driver laughed.

"It's the trucks' fault," he explained. "All that sliding on the hill, with your wheels locked in the same place, has worn a flat place on each of your driving wheels. You'll have to go to the Works, I'm afraid."

They clunked to the end of the line, and Henry went crossly to the Shed. Duck was there, and Diesel. "What's the matter, Henry?" asked Duck. "Those trucks been playing you up, have they?"

"Yes, they have." snorted Henry. "Pushed me down the hill, and now Driver says I've got flat tyres."

"Ah," said Duck. "Bumpy, that. But you can't trust trucks, can you. Ah well, I hope you get your 'flats' sorted out all right." And he puffed off to see about the next train.

Diesel snickered. He'd just had an idea. Next day he spoke to the trucks.

"That was a good trick you played on Henry," he said. "He's got flat tyres now, and has gone to the Works to have them replaced." He paused.

"I shouldn't really tell you this," he went on quietly. "but! know you won't pass it on. Do you know Duck's new nickname for Henry? Old Square Wheels.

Good isn't it? Don't tell anyone I told you." The trucks promised, but as Duck had said, you cannot trust trucks.

When Henry came back from the Works the whisper went round. "Here's Old Square Wheels," it said. "Old Square Wheels is back."

As Diesel had expected, it was only a matter of time before the trucks told Henry that Duck had invented the nickname.

"I'll give him Duck," Henry said furiously. "Just wait till I see him again!"

The trucks snickered, and Diesel smirked with satisfaction.

"That worked well," he said to himself. "Now, what can I think up about Gordon?"

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