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#🐉#the terror#suicide mention#fundamentally theyre all suicidal croziers depressed suicidal (self explanatory) jfj is thot suicidal (will kill himself if he thinks#people will like him better for it) and franklins bitch suicidal (will kill himself because he would rather die than admit he was wrong)
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Best part about Bodies is that it uses love as a force to conquers timelines. I’ll eat that shit up every time, recognizing a piece of yourself in another person, in a universe where you haven’t met before. A smile, a laugh, a small sense of familiarity that forces you to look backwards, only to see that other person already looking back at you, half puzzled, wondering how it is that they should know you. They all suffered so much for love, and it happens that their love has been inevitable through every loop. The fact that before he disappeared, Elias knew that he was loved- not least by the person who didn’t think she could and yet had never stopped.
#bodies#bodies netflix#sorry but maplewood’s ‘best first date she’s ever had’ forcing a change in the timeline was so…….#don’t even talk to me about karl in the subway i thot i was gonna die fr
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i think if roach was in the mw reboot, all of the shit with graves betrayal just wouldn’t have happened for no reason other than the fact that roach and graves would’ve been too busy fighting over being the token american southerner.
like graves is the old money “wealthy suburb with an acre front yard in texas” type southern where as roach is the florida man “everything’s legal if you can run fast enough” type southern.
graves makes fun of roach for growing up in the sticks and roach makes fun of graves for never having done a hard days work a day in his life. they sound like two red dead redemption npcs. no one can figure out what they’re saying.
the feud over how much sugar goes in a gallon of sweet tea could’ve lasted days, but ghost made a comment about all sweet tea being an abomination which made them unite under a common enemy.
price thanks him for getting them to stop. ghost is trying to get his pillow unstuck from the ceiling so he can sleep. he does not know what feud price is talking about.
#roach is a god damn florida man and i will die on that hill#roach cod#roach call of duty#gary roach sanderson#phillip graves#call of duty#queue#eventually they bond over their astonishment at an average wifi connection and complaining about racist relatives#everyone breathes a sigh of relief#also it doesn’t apply here in the slightest but teenaged rich boy graves stole a neighbor’s dog because they were mistreating it#discount bin thots
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#girlblogging#cinnamon girl#female rage#girlblogger#coquette#female hysteria#black swan#dollete moodboard#dollette#female manipulator#thot daughter#girl thoughts#thought daughter#rot daughter#bed rotting#girlrotting#girlblog aesthetic#tumblr 2014#girlhood#fawn angel#femcel#ldr#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana is god#lana unreleased#born to die#lana del ray aesthetic#lana stan#lizzy grant#autumn
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Thank you women of pro wrestling you are so strong and beautiful and I want you to kill me with your thighs
#wwe#aew#thots on main#sorry i can't help myself#esp for these ladies i will die for you#asuka#kairi sane#iyo sky#nyla rose#willow nightingale#hikaru shida
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im just going to leave this here...😭
#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#ferrari#im literally gonna tag redbull#redbull racing#redbull f1#ferrari f1#no thots js me me hating the tags as usual 🤘🤘🤘😻😻🫦🫦🔥🔥🔥#viralpost#shitpost#cl16#ok but imagine him and max in the same team i'd DIE 😭#f1blr#f1 blog#f1 tumblr#charles leclerc f1#mv33#charles f1#ferrari formula 1#redbull
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#im just a girl#girlcore#girlblogging#just girly thoughts#hell is a teenage girl#girl things#girlhood#ldr#i love lana del rey#lana del rey#lana unreleased#ultraviolence#born to die#honeymoon#elizabeth woolridge grant#sofia coppola#sylvia plath#girl interupted syndrome#im going insane#thot daughter#my thougts#tought daughter
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CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER (bark), THRILLER (bark) NIGHT
Usopp's outfit is so funny for reals
He got the whole squad laughing
Luffy enablers at it again.... (Robin.... I know.....)
The humor panels so far have been so good!!! God this arc is so funny
HE SAID IT‼️‼️
They look like birds 😭😭
It's just too good... luffy taking cerberus and zombies what can't he do
It's just banger after banger what can I say
Franky feeling for other people because of his guilt complex and sanji lying through his teeth and pulling out the women excuse to seem unaffected... yeah
Look at them.... look how they ate
Omg joyboy reference?? (No)
Sanji is rubbing off on usopp.... also chopper noticing that is sogeking's weapon akdhaksjak
ANOTHER SLAY!!!!!
Their priorities: I'm not strong enough, there isn't enough food, and nami isn't here
Franky going from wanting to kill brook for his jokes to making a joke like his after he hears his backstory... exactly (Robin was already enabling him before the backstory even fdagjsfha)
Sanji is altering his body and actually being on fire to communicate to us how fucking mad he is..... I need more of him going insane I do I do
My god what is he doing ALDJALAJALA
AHSAHAHQHAH THEY ARE THE SAME!!! naaah sanji wouldn't force a woman to be his wife
You cant see me but I am nodding my head in agreement over and over
You don't understand he altered his body to communicate to us how mad he is. He inploded himself and then reconstituted again. Those germa 66 genes are insane
You tell em usopp!!!! The first of many girls you've scared into defeat!!! Akdjqknql
Zoro zombie regressed to not trusting robin akdjaks he's still in there
ROBI-CHO SUPLEX??? HELL YEAAAAAH
There is zosa- [GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT]
Super frapper gong.... he is doing combo shots with frobin... omg.... parents....
Everything is so fun I'm having such a good time reading.... and then zosan angst like damn I am being fed well here
#in the anime the guys didn't say they wanted to die aldjlajala for the kids luffy just wants to turn into a clam#thriller bark is so funny.... 'worst arc' my ass.... it's funny as hell and then we get zosan angst. best thing ever#same with skypiea but there we got really nice relationships betwen characters and nolan x calgara homoeroticism for the ages#and LORE for the ages. not like the kuma incident won't be talked about in the history books but yeah#everyone calling absalom perv salom... yeah#sanji in that fucking penguin never gets old.... also HELLO LOLA#moira fought against kaido and lost akdjsksnks is that why he became a warlord? just like whitebeard defeated crocodile?? out of spite??#also what is the land of ice where moira got oars? he also mentioned it before too... i thot he was referring to ryuma so it was wano but n#the legend of the continent puller who built a nation of villains.... okay okay oars....#oars was killed 500 years ago.... ✍️✍️ this somehow feels important bc of its closeness to the void century etc#zombie luffy oars wanting sanjis food.... 🚬🚬🚬 of course.....#oars luffy maintaining his dream... yeah yeah. also namis outfits for this arc are so sickening.... i miss them already#the zombie generals being at absalom's wedding... thats so funny..#luffy oars is so funny aldjslsn just making himself a hat and steering his giant ship... of course#you guys think they are going to make sanji mad about the clear clear fruit in the opla or completely ignore it bc his reasoning is bad#like it makes sense with the wci backstory it does but that would be spoilers lmao. so its either he wants to peep on women or nothing#i love the greek chorus of the two zombies telling the audience how they are both as bad in that regard. amazing#did ryuma use french for his attack.... there is zosan everywhere for tho-[GUNSHOTS]#zombie ryuma's design is also cool as hell.... his blood is literally fire.... come on now....#also zoro says he wants to act like this fight didnt happen... is that why he says fuck all in wano to hiyori? damn. he said i put shame#in you and your country but i will keep it quiet bc you gave me a cool sword and fight and i am actually so honorable. thats him yeah...#zombie zoro and sanji remaining tfait being that they hate (love fighting) each other... there is zosa-[GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT]#i forgot how much oars destroyed them... after enies lobby they seem untouchable but without their captain there... the gears are turning..#also btw i cannot believe im gonna get an answer about why the skypieans and the shandians have wings. thats insane#i am enjoying luffy oars so much it is so fun. trying to enjoy it bc i know i won't be laughing anymore once sabaody kicks in.... fuck me..#usopp and franky wanting to wait for luffy to beat oars down but zoro and sanji know... and they will KNOW soon enough....#i forgor kuma asked about ace to nami... what is going on. kuma coming from the warlord meeting too.... did he want to warn him??#he wanted to inform moria about balckbeard becoming a warlord omg here we go.... also moria being racist towards kuma hello???#and he strictly follows the government.... until here bc he lets luffy go.... christ.... he asks about ace bc he knew what blackbeard did..#reading one piece
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Fuuuuck.
This man makes me fucking feralllllllll.
Brain dead. Slack jawed. Biting the shit out of my own finger to keep from drooling..
#I requested the dirtiest shit#and he gave it to me#like 🥺🥺🥺#he’s so fucking hot I’m gonna die.#fuuuuck me dude#jfccc#sub thoughts#sub thots#d/s sub#d/s blog#d/s#bd/sm community#subby things#subby thoughts#d/s dynamic#sub thot#subbmisive#subby mood#sub space#dominance and submission
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#npmd#npmd incorrect quotes#i saw these text posts and thot they fit#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#peter spankoffski#max jagerman
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Me reaction to Lance and Yuki together for the press conference (I used to pray for times like these): 😍🥰🥰🙂↕️
My reaction after I remembered what happened last race: 😭😨😨🤒
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I feel like IWTV Season 3 will be Sam Reid's Deadpool era. Ryan Reynolds had to take a few roles BEFORE getting to be Wade Wilson.
While ecstatic to have landed the role of our beloved Lestat de Lioncourt, Sam's only been playing "Dreamstat" in these first two seasons.
Season 3 is gonna be him, shedding the "Dreamstat" attire and saying "HOLD MY BEER" while blinding us with Lestat's shining, UNFILTERED, true presence:
gif cred: @sheisraging
#I'm gonna love season 2#And DIE FROM SOLAR RADIATION EXPOSURE IN S3 bc of SAM F&*KING REID#sam reid#lestat de lioncourt#S3 thots
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YUJI LOST A LEG #STAY AWAY FROM MY SON YOU ANCIENT BASTARD BITCH HOOOO LORDDDDD
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Hi!
I love the little headcannons you write for Jason, especially if Gus is involved, and I wanted to share this with you:
His name is Timmy, he's not my cat, but he just reminded me so much of how you describe Gus! Doesn't he look majestic in the sun? He's probably not fat enough for Gus but he's still so cute 🥺 Imagine Jason and Gus sunbathing together omfg 😭 That would be the most adorable shit ever!! You know how cats always find the sun spot in the house? Jason probably does that too and just lays next to Gus and they just chill and look all cute in the sun 😭😭 My heart just exploded bc of the sweetness AAAHHHGH
~Fi ♤
REAL REAL REAL
your screensaver would be a picture of Jason and Gus napping while sunbathing cuddled up together on the floor
#saph’s love letters#jason todd#saph’s thots#jason todd x reader#gus the cat#h0eforfictionalredheads#HE IS SO CUTE. I WOULD DIE FOR TIMMY
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I have to give a presentation in 2 hours and I am fighting to keep my eyes open
Right now, all I know is if Gojo is my CEO I’m obviously imagining him naked while I’m doing the pres. Just him tho
#!thots#everyone else could be in potato sacks for all I care ;-;#I barely slept too#I’m just really glad monday’s off 😭 bc like what if I die#I’m only 70% done with the presentation ahahah#also this may or may not be a wip lol
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hello I’m @maythyknife I just changed my url 🙂↕️
IM STILL ME!!! IM STILL ME
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