#eventually they bond over their astonishment at an average wifi connection and complaining about racist relatives

[tiddygame]

i think if roach was in the mw reboot, all of the shit with graves betrayal just wouldn’t have happened for no reason other than the fact that roach and graves would’ve been too busy fighting over being the token american southerner.

like graves is the old money “wealthy suburb with an acre front yard in texas” type southern where as roach is the florida man “everything’s legal if you can run fast enough” type southern.

graves makes fun of roach for growing up in the sticks and roach makes fun of graves for never having done a hard days work a day in his life. they sound like two red dead redemption npcs. no one can figure out what they’re saying.

the feud over how much sugar goes in a gallon of sweet tea could’ve lasted days, but ghost made a comment about all sweet tea being an abomination which made them unite under a common enemy.

price thanks him for getting them to stop. ghost is trying to get his pillow unstuck from the ceiling so he can sleep. he does not know what feud price is talking about.