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Die Hard December - Days 4 - 13
I finished Die Hard December!!! :D Individual days with commentary, ratings, and doodles are under the read more line
Day 4 - Kristoff is severely underrated and I personally hope he survived getting pistol whipped in the face. Head canon that he is best friends with Theo
⭐️ - 7/10 Kristoffs
Day 5 - Fritz has Rapunzel hair, also the best blooper in the film (They’re using the elderly on us!)
⭐️ - 9/10 for the blooper alone
Day 6 - Hans and Theo are definitely dating. Like the only times Hans smiles are around Theo??? (Yeah yeah vault whatever). Also Theo’s birthday is Christmas Eve, you cannot tell me they didn’t have a party for him
⭐️ - 10/10 they are gay
Day 7 - Uli!!!!! It’s Uli!!! :DD
⭐️ - 10/10 Crunch bars
Day 8 - I think Eddie more than anyone deserves the title of cowboy. He actually has cowboy boots for goodness sake
⭐️ - 6/10 fake cowboy employees
Day 9 - Karl is so overdramatic and I love him for it. Honestly a more terrifying villain than Hans (not more competent though)
⭐️ - 9/10 dramatic head turns with equally dramatic musical stings
Day 10 - In an AU where the Die Hard villains are just petty criminals, Tony would 100% befriend John and Al. And Karl would try to kill them both for it
⭐️ - 7/10 for being a Die Hard character with a Funko Pop
Day 11 - Also in an AU where the Die Hard villains are just petty criminals (because it’s wormed its way into my brain) Hans would always call John “Mr. Cowboy” before dramatically disappearing. John thinks he’s annoying as hell
⭐️ - 10/10 I want them all to be friends
Day 12 - My guinea pig watched Die Hard with me (she’s never seen it before). She has no fear and a strange fascination with Hans Gruber. She made me pick her up so she could see him better
⭐️ - 8/10 weirdly fearless guinea pigs
Day 13 - I think Hans Gruber is very cool, but I will never understand why people think he is hot. I am in severe opposition with Die Hard TikTok about this, apparently
⭐️ - 3/10 why
#die hard december#die hard#christmas#die hard is a christmas movie#kristoff die hard#fritz die hard#theo die hard#hans gruber#john mcclane#al powell#uli die hard#eddie die hard#karl vreski#tony vreski#guinea pig#roysart#roysrants
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Is this the right moment to mention that “Nothing Lasts Forever” is a title of a 1979 novel by Roderick Thorp, basis for the “Die Hard”? You know, that Christmas movie with Bruce Willis caught up in a terrorist takeover of a corporate skyscraper while visiting his estranged wife?
#now i have the book of life ho-ho-ho#merry christmas#i guess#nothing lasts forever#no nightingales in december#the summer that was never supposed to end#how will our hero cope#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorcés#ineffable idiots#die hard#good omens meta#good omens#good omens 2#go2#neil gaiman
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#christmas#holiday#december#funny#humor#die hard#john mcclane#seinfeld#george costanza#action#movies#mashup#1980s#1990s
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honse…,
Honse indeed ❤️
That's Judith. Or just Jude, for short.
She was my first ever OC, and the only one out of my OCs with a November birthday like me. So I figured she was a good choice for a birthday profile picture lol.
That's her. Isn't she sweet? :)
#i don't plan on talking about my horses much#but they're the reason i ended up here so they mean a lot#they're also the first thing i ever posted online back in deviantart#i used to have way more confidence posting when i was 10 lol#if you look hard enough you can still find me. and jude#sometimes i think about reviving that account just to say i'm here now and i didn't just die after 2019#jude's turning 10 as well. so that's also why she's a fitting choice for the birthday thing#i've been alive for 2 whole decades can you believe that#anyway in december we're back to kirby pfps. or after my birthday idk#text post#my doodles
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Thinking about making a Christmas movie tournament, if this gets 100 notes, I’ll do one.
#christmas movies#holiday#christmas#favorite movies#holiday movies#tumblr polls#polls#tournament poll#miracle on 34th street#how the grinch stole christmas#santa clause#december#elf#hallmark#home alone#die hard#it’s a wonderful life#muppet christmas carol
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Hans Gruber. Spruced up an old drawing of mine. Merry Christmas!
#die hard#hans gruber#fanart digital#movies#art#fanart#digital art#design#sketch#december#christmas#action#bad guys movie#tumblr draw#comicart#artists on tumblr#today on tumblr#illustration on tumblr#drawingoftheday
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Did sleeping help
No </3
#vent#tsk. isn’t it like. if you hate everything then eat#if you think everyone hates you then sleep#if you hate yourself take a shower?#sooooooooo. uhhhhhhh. didnt. work?#hng. artfight... I was so excited I have so many ideas#but it’s like. everything is triggering me or making me upset or freaked out or sick. idk what to do#I go ‘oh lemme see what my friends have done so far’ and then I see an oc from someone not my friend anymore and I’m like. ougghhh#I feel like such a baby for caring. stupid for being upset still. it’s like it only mattered to me and no one else had to deal with such#crippling anxiety and stress because of it#everyone is getting so much done so fast and I STILL can’t submit the second thing I did. I’m going to lose my head or cry or both or die or#SOMETHING uhhhhhhggggggg and it’s like all my anxieties are circling back around cus it was this time last year shit hit the fan#I have college!! I have no clue what my plans are!! all I’m good for is making fake people and drawing said people!!#I’m such a fucking. stupid.. I wasn’t even supposed to take this last semester off. we just didn’t know what other classes to take or what#to focus on... I’ve been literally free all day every day since December and it’s like I’m STILL not doing anything worthwhile#mmm I’m so alone in this I can’t DEAL well I guess I’ve been ‘dealing’ but I don’t believe thinking about bad situations literally every day#since they’ve happened can be considered as ‘dealing’ with it. I doubt anyone else is thinking about it that hard but I can’t help it#I can’t do a complete cut off from the internet. my only friends are here! what then? then I’m just. some sad sack who doesn’t talk to#anyone? mmm this isn’t a good way to start the day but I can’t NOT think. it’s all I do. my brain is one of the things that makes be I can’t#self labotomize myself into being a chiller person without killing everything that makes me with it#ugh. I’m going to be stuck in this headspace forever. even with apologies and make ups or agreements to stay apart#I’ll still be the one dealing with the negatives and fallout from shitty situations. funny seeing as I still don’t understand how things#even escalated so fast. but whatever. I’m the bad wolf forever. can’t change that
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in which Tenna teaches Ralsei the true meaning of christmas
( Tenna design by @tvlandofficial )
#happy December! more Tenna for the world’s enjoyment. and die hard for mine.#utdr#deltarune#tenna#ralsei#i love her tv face#tbh I don’t think ralsei would like die hard all that much on account of the violence.#but tenna would love die hard I know this. I watched it with her#also OUGH why is ralsei so hard to draw#art by yours truly#id in alt text
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graaaa so sick of seeing mother's day posts and ads and stuff that's like CALL YOUR MOM
gee i wish i could!
#personal#death cw#it'll be 5 years since my mom passed this December and i still can barely talk about it in person lololol#it's too hard#i miss her sm#and the trauma from watching her slowly die is so present still#i remember one time on my old jjba server someone said:#'my trauma is worse because my mom is still alive' (paraphrasing here)#like. it wasn't a grief competition#anyways.
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Die Hard December - Day 3
So I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this, but the reason that my user name is Roy is because of this dumb joke in Die Hard. Anyways it was kind of funny hearing the name in the movie
⭐️ 8/10 - 4 for Roy (me) and 4 for the cooler Roy (John McClane)
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in an act of extreme depression and also the extreme urge not to go and do something irrational and stupid to myself, i have decided to revive my laptop and sign into tumblr for the first time in eons yet again, only to discover upon trying to edit something on my blog that now you have to email support for javascript capabilities
i will always have a bittersweet hate-love relationship with this website, literally always because what the fuck
#on that note#i guess i will log into everything else that im not logged into such as twitter discord emails and such#i really did manage to die off from the internet and talk to literally nobody except text messaging my toxic fucking ex/boyfriend/idfk what#im always in a bad situation tho which kills me n gives me major depression even more lol#no thanks to him either and for some reason i keep putting up w it#no self respect ig#or i guess i have too much hope and not much to lose besides myself? idfk#he keeps fucking me over n never stopped for 4 years#now im trying for therapy for him#why? because i dont love myself ig LMAO#but hey maybe itll work out and this can go from abusive to healthy#who fucking knows#a rarity i know but i got NOTHING else going for me#jobs have been hard to come by since i was laid off in december last year#and i have been depressed#and i moved 340404095458 times already#and life sucks and i cry all the time lols#and i have a hard time staying in touch with friends because i also suck#but thats been my life since i was 19 tho#thats why i dont talk to literally anybody i guess#and only him through text#fmldjfapsodfijapsdojfdsf fmllll#anyway it brought me here and i did move away from him again so maybe thats a step in the right direction#im delusional idfk#help me hahahaha#voxxrambles
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#christmas#holiday#december#funny#humor#die hard#hans gruber#alan rickman#christmas lights#ladder#falling#action#movies
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hey remember one and a half years ago when my dad got arrested for domestic abuse and me and my mom had to flee the house bc he was stalking us afterwards, but i had really bad stockholm so i was like 'yeah he's evil but he's my dad i guess'
ANYWAY thank FUCK i grew out of that huh
#the idea that december 2021 i was gonna physically meet with him in person after everything..... fucking terrifying#the only reason i didnt is by coincidence. i had a dentist appointment that morning that left me fucked up and i had to cancel with my dad#im not joking im hard convinced he wouldve tried to murder me....#at the absolute minimum he wouldve worked himself up into a frenzy of anger and tried to take it out on me by beating my ass#ugh god anyway fat rip to pedophile/abuser dads; yall should fr go and die lmao its what they deserve#dad tw#abuse tw#ask to tag
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Im stressing about yyh live action again
#will it follow the manga or anime? i dont know which id prefer. they both have their merits honestly its hard for me to say which i prefer#will it take itself too seriously? i hope not. i think with some toku esque camp it could even be. kinda good#will they leave in the bad things? please dont do that. i think you shouldnt do that#nervously glances at stage play miyuki#(from what i understood and remember there wasnt any fuss about her gender but she was played by a man)#(which just kinda doesnt sit right. as a way of pushing it under the rug)#also some character designs. and early yusuke perv moments i guess. at least tone those down#and sensui… ah jeez#the highs and lows of 90s anime.#idk. idk ive been watching toqger with my friends and the protag is going to play kurama and every time i see him im like#oh yeah im gonna die in december#the kat goes meow
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wish i could be reasonable about anything
#dib noise#anyway shoutout to last November i was freaking the fuck out#'isolate yourself from everyone you know because youre capable of conversing with fictional characters in their own worlds with your mind'#'also theyre real people they just exist in their own world seperate from yours but you have a mental link with specific characters'#'become infatuated with it. get so deeply distressed when it stops talking back you want to die'#hey WHAT!!!!!!!!!!#november/december were such evil months to me#'why isolate' i kept getting pissed off at everyone i knew for no reason and i both didnt want to upset them because it wasnt#their fault and because the interdimensional mental link was more instantly soothing at first#obviously it got worse because i was afraid someone was going to find out AND because i thought it was going to#hate me for my thoughts i cant control my dreams the thoughts i CAN control ect. because it could read those#which basically confirmed to me when it broke the link which felt like something being absent from my chest and skull#it is so hard to explain especially since i cant remember that time particularly well anymoe
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life lesson: never use a fictional character to cope with your own grief tHEY MIGHT DIE AND THEN YOU'RE FUCKED UP FOREVER
#not me having an actual breakdown over clexa in DECEMBER of 2022#like its p devastating on its own i dont rly feel ashamed for crying over fiction generally#but like! i got into that damn show a month after watching a loved one die#and you better believe i projected all that grief onto lexa so hard#so its like a personalization of your coping mechanism dying like fhdjdjd thanks what now#yes i got to 3x07 in my rewatch if you're reading this and wondering
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