#didnt have to deal with me or custody.

[swagging-back-to]

im actually incredibly happy about this news and i hope other states follow in their footsteps soon. obv the weird class system of lucky and unlucky is a little... weird and i dont understand that at all. but children, especially people adopted as babies, should have 110% authority over the name they go by. whether that means refusing to accept the name given by their adopters, or by refusing bith birth name and adoption name. orphaned infants and children shouldnt have their names changed by their adopters unless thats something the child actually wants and expresses they want. it's gross.

Absolutely fuck the entire state of Arizona 😭

[skrunksthatwunk]

in the neverending tv series that is my life a season opener plot twist has just fucking. absolutely bodied me. my roommate for the next two semesters is the neglectful owner of rascal, that kitten i took care of off and on last year. What The Absolute Fuck

[zweiginator]

What if divorced!art gets dragged to a club one weekend by his foundation-buddies and he obviously doesn’t want to but he forces himself and then it turns out that escort!reader is also there with her friends and they see each other outside of «work» for the first time… And her friends doesn’t know about her escorting so maybe they recognize him and maybe she goes to talk to him because her friends says she should «flirt more»🤭 And then ofc he fucks her in the dirty club bathroom

divorced!art upset because he hasn't seen you in weeks. everything has been busy since he hit the ground running with tennis again. practice after practice, signing sponsorship deals, galas and charity fundraising. and you had been busy too. art didn't know this, but you're a student as well. you didn't tell him not because you didn't want to share your life with him, but because it made you feel juvenile. of course, it's university and you're almost finished with your degree after five and a half years instead of the usual four--but you still feel dumb talking about that part of your life with him. for you to bitch about group projects and essays about political science while art is upset about custody battles and petty divorce politics--it feels trivial.

but your friends want to celebrate the semester being freshly over. just a few more summer classes for you and you will finally graduate. you'll finally get to hang up your hat and say goodbye to escorting. to that taboo little secret that's been dragging your eyes into sunken purple holes for the past fourteen months.

and your friends don't know, of course. it's impossible to explain to a group of girls whose parents pay for tuition and books and groceries. gas, clothes and even the designer heels they wear to the club they're standing in right now--that you need to do this. for money. to survive.

no, it isn't ideal. but this is the real fucking world and sex sells.

so they think you're prudish. they've never seen you have a boyfriend or flirt because that's your job every other day of the week. to pretend to be in love. to fuck lonely assholes and pretend to care about their lives. to believe them when they say they aren't a bad husband. that men have needs.

they urge you to flirt with men at the bar. but like always, you're just not interested. and all the men in this shitty tavern-bar-turned-college-club are all the same. middle-aged men who shoved their wedding bands in their back pockets to pick up pussy from a doe-eyed girl in her twenties.

none of them are remotely attractive. and you're thanking your lucky stars that you don't recognize a single one of them.

your friend taps on your shoulder. "there's one hot guy here. you may recognize him. he's kinda famous."

you down the rest of your drink. "oh really? i doubt i'd be interested."

but she points to a man leaning against the bar way off in the corner. sad eyes and salt and pepper hair that was once dirty blond; you've seen his baby pictures. he's tall and in love with you and you with him and you could strangle him right now because he hasn't returned your calls or texts in over five days.

"art donaldson." your other friend sighs. "he's a tennis player and i'd fuck him if i didnt have a boyfriend."

it's then that art turns around. likely feels the eyes of six girls burning into the back of his skull. he's holding a beer bottle and he looks forlorn, his typical woe is me demeanor that makes him so fucking attractive to you. lights up that neanderthal part of your brain that makes you want to fix the unfixable.

and then he smiles. it makes you blush and your friends, not knowing the tendrils of your history together that have now become rooted in the ground beneath you, tell you to go for it.

"he's staring right at you."

you know that. art knows not to make it clear he knows you; it would open up that whole can of worms.

so he waits for you to come to him and you pretend to be nervous which isn't that hard because you are already.

when you get to him, he whispers in your ear.

"they don't know about your job, im assuming?" he wants to wrap his arms around your waist but he refrains.

"they don't. but they know you, and they're very fond of you. they want me to flirt more."

art flags down the bartender. he gets you a gin and tonic, remembering how you liked the one he made for you that first night at his hotel room. you were just trying to make him feel better.

"well im glad im the lucky man." he sits down on a stool and hooks his leg around the stool next to him to bring it closer. he motions for you to sit and your friends are all staring at you but pretending they aren't.

"me too. although i don't know how much you deserve it." you take a sip. "given how you haven't responded to my calls in awhile."

art takes your drink from your hand, sets it down. he rests his hand on your lower back.

"im sorry honey. i haven't been meaning to be an asshole. there's a lot going on with tennis and everything."

you run a hand through his hair. "i get it." you feign a frown. "you just may have to make it up to me." and when you uncross your legs, art can see your thong. he tenses his jaw.

"i do need to make it up to you, don't i?" he takes a swig from his beer. "i'll tell you what." he glances around, at the bathroom door swinging open. "why don't i go to the bathroom to freshen up and you come check on me in a few minutes, yeah?"

he's so close you can smell the beer on his breath. you nod and he goes toward the bathroom.

your friends want to come over and ask you all about it, but then you're knocking on the bathroom door with your special knock. the one that only you and art know.

he pulls you inside, and the bathroom is dingy with a flickering light and graffiti on the walls. drawings of dicks and crude words but art sits on the toilet seat.

"c'mere." he reaches out to you and you go to him. a pavlovian response that makes you so fucking wet to be near him. to be on his lap like you're supposed to be. he kisses you like he missed you because he has. he's not supposed to. his lips trail wet, hot kisses up your throat and he's greedier than usual. dragging your pussy over his throbbing erection. he's only wearing his briefs on his bottom half and you tug at his shirt because you want to see all of him. feel all of him. he does the same to you. panting into your mouth because his cock rests between your folds. nudges against your clit as you grind on him.

"fuckin' ruined pussy for me." he throws his head back and you grab his jaw to kiss him. sloppy and disgusting but you love the taste of him. how your lipstick melds into his saliva. drips down his neck like you're a vampire taking him for everything he fucking has.

"yeah?" you rake your nails down his chest and take his cock out. it's bare against your pussy, your panties pushed to the side.

"nothing turns me on anymore. nothing gets me off. only you. that tight fucking cunt."

he never talks like this. so crude. but you love drawing it out of him. milking those dirty words as you stroke his heavy cock for him. people bang on the bathroom door but neither of you fucking care.

you sink down on him. you do it all at once. you're addicted to how his hips spasm and his eyes roll back and he lets a strangled moan-groan hybrid escape him. he holds onto the flesh of your ass as you fuck him.

the porcelain of the toilet creaks unsteady below you and you're completely on top of him, your feet behind you as you fuck him harder and harder. but he asks for more because he wants you more.

"fuck me--fuck me--" he repeats it over and over. guides you up and down and up and down his cock from base to tip. "your pussy was fucking made for me. i need it, i need it--"

his mouth hangs open and you can't believe he's yours like this. you want him to cum but then again you don't because then he can't be inside you anymore. and that's precisely where you want him.

his jaw is tense and his neck pulses with his heartbeat as he presses his forehead to yours.

"i want you--" a moan. "to hit me. i want you to fucking claim me."

so you smack him, and his arms wrap tight against your waist because he's cumming and he wants it to stay like this forever. but if it can only be a few more minutes, that will do too.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for not letting my daughter go to a frozen yogurt place?

Okay this is isnane. My exwife and I have 5050 custody of our kids. She and I take our daughter to her little league baseball games which I hope to pull her from soon since its a boys league. My daughter is good at the game for a kid and she makes me proud though

My exwife likes to pull little talks with the kids to put them against me I know she does. One day after my daughters big game that her team won the team wanted to go celebrate at a frozen yogurts place. I think my exwife told mydaughter to ask me to go and said I should let her. Well it was my weekend and I had the kids so I didnt want her to go I wanted to do something with them.

When my daughter asked I told her no because its my weekend. I didnt think it would be a big deal because it's just some kids baseball thing but my daughter started crying and throwing a fit she ran to her mom and tattled on me. My exwife was so overly angry about it but I told her it's my weekend she wont go if I dont want her to

My daughter kept crying but we went home and that was the end of it, but my exwife keeps telling my I was a piece of shit for it

I dont think I am and I dont care but AITA?

Im also one of my daughters coaches so I had more authority as well anyway

[stinkykitty8]

DOING YOKI FIRST :3

(Yoki belongs to me!!! Everything else credits to Gatobob!!!)

WARNING

This post incudes very heavy topics, nsfw, 18+ stuff, and overall just not very good things. Do not read if you are sensitive to these things.

Read warnings before pressing more please!!!

(Events of BTD 1 happen with Ren and Strade but Ren was kidnapped at 19 and decided to escape at 21, still dealing with a bit of stockholm syndrome he never actually goes to police after.)

After escaping Strade and building himself back up Ren ends up paying a prostitute to fuck during his heat. And because of this it caused an accidental pregnancy she didnt want. She wanted nothing to do with the baby but she also couldn't afford to get rid of it. Instead she just waited it out and after having Yoki she tracked down Ren and gave Yoki to him. Ren took full custody of her and Yoki's mom hasnt been seen since. Ren named Yoki (full name Yokino) and raised her all by himself even thoughit was a bit of a struggle. Ren allowed Yoki to be more free and give into her animalistic instincts more which also caused her to be much more animalistic then Ren. Aka being more feral and getting triggered much easier around like blood or food (especially when hungry). As a young child she really liked meat of course, especially rabbit. Due to Ren taking her out into the woods sometimes and allowing her to hunt she enjoyed bringing back a fresh kill with her bare hands (even when being young she was still able to do it). He doesnt mind Yoki hunting on her own, actually enjoys it and is happy it makes her happy. As long as she doesn't come back home covered in blood or brings the dead animal she killed on the porch he doesnt care. Hes proud of his little girl. At a young age Yoki was introduced to Rens jobs but she didnt really care. Since she basically grew up with it even as a baby its sorta just a thing she knows about and Ren does. They are animals afterall. They have to give into their instincts at some point. Over time Ren started disposing of his 'stars' a different way by giving them to his private chef and asking them to cook it. It helped dispose of bodies easier and quicker all while having a good meal after. Because of this Yoki developed a taste for human flesh. Now she can't go a week without having her favorite meal, human heart. From rabbit hearts to human hearts. Yoki absolutely loves shopping and spending daddys money. Like once a week she gets his black card and goes shopping. Ren doesnt mind though since at this point hes pretty loaded. Plus he loves making his little girl happy. Ren and yoki have probably the most healthiest relationship out of all 3 kids. Ren has raised her well and the best way he can all while giving her a comfortable happy life.

As a young child yoki was often bullied in school for being a freak since beastkin are rare to find. It wasnt until around highschool she started to gain popularity due to her getting popular online. Shes your average tiktok and Instagram girly and being the daughter of a rich guy everyone wanted to be her friend after that. During middle school though she did make a few friends (and a few enemies) but nothing to serious. Basil was her number one friend all the way though just because of how well they bonded together (or well she bonded with basil). She saw him as a close friend and even better a brother to her. And with Hanz. Well he was the little prick. He was the main person that targeted both Yoki and Basil, picking on them and even going so far as to pull on Yoki's tail. Then one day he hust stopped and started staying to himself. Nobody knows what happened to Hanz during that and he never said what happened. Yoki alway knew Ren had scars but never knew what caused them. After learning some information from Hanz when they were older she gets help from one of Rens men to get on the web and check out of what she heard was true, and after snooping around on Strades account she finds out why Ren is that way. And due to this she gets in a small fight with Hanz but they end up settling it out. Yoki and Hanz are sorta a thing when older? But not? Its nothing serious. Mainly because Ren doesnt accept or like it at all. If he could he'd kill Hanz and Strade. He wants nothing to do with strade whatsoever even though Hanz did nothing wrong. Ren found out about Hanz and Strade during a parent teacher conference. Ren knew about Hanz before because Yoki would complain he would pick on her but after finding out it was strades kid he seemed to hate them both even more. Ren would have pulled yoki out of school if it wasnt for it being the only decent school around and plus he wanted Yoki to interact with other children. He couldnt just take that from her and hide her away. So he just protected her from afar. Ren wants nothing to do with Strade and as long as he doesn't bother him or Yoki he doesnt care. Strade likes the thought of fucking with Ren even if hes not doing anything. He could just sit back and relax as Hanz does all the work for him.

Yoki does know a bit of Japanese from Ren and Ren taught her a bit about their culture (trying to remember what his mother taught him). After getting older she could maybe only remember a few things but not everything.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ASK!!! :3

(Hopefully i wrote everything correctly and it makes sense X3)

[plounce]

Whats your ace attorney fic recommendations? ^_^

HMMMMMMMM well i am a klaviergirl so this is mostly klapollo/aa4 but here are my recs :3

turnabout toast is a lovely post-aa4 nrmt fic with background klapollo. great "people trying to fix their lives" stuff and WAHHHH edgeworth... also a lot of lovely socal setting stuff (<- socal native, weak for it). phoenix being kind of a bastard but not a bad guy, which i think is fun, because it's interesting.

dirty sympathy, also by the above author. CW for abuse: the premise of the fic is that it's a retelling of aa4 where klavier and apollo are behind the scenes of all the cases collaborating to get rid of each other's abusers (daryan and kristoph, respectively), and trying to keep everything secret. it's a suspenseful read and it's like. crazy. auuughhh. makes me crazy. it's prob my fave aa fic but it takes so much out of me to reread

about him - last rec from this author. the only piece of clay terran fic i have any time for. post-aa5 klapollo sweetness with the outsider pov. so cutes

jamais vu - post-aa6 klapollo get-back-together fic where they hook up at nrmt's wedding

turnabout toilet brush - SO FUN. office farce where WAA argue over who broke the toilet brush. good phoenix pov with fun athena & apollo banter. nrmt and background klapollo

in better light - pacific rim au! trucy & apollo siblingisms, with angsty not-married nrmt, a bit of klapollo, and swag k-scientist ema skye

say it to the crowd - various minor character outsider povs on pre-relationship klapollo. i looooooove outsider pov

notes from the underworld - canon-divergent epistolary bad end aa4 au where MVK kills phoenix and maya with his taser in aa1. only reccing the first in the series since the others weren't to my tastes but the first one. wagh

turnabout from within - an aa5 prequel case! really fun. tries to be a bridge between aa4 and aa5 and is a very fun written version of an AA case. aura is there!! minor klapollo! fun aa pun names!

the thing about forgiveness - trucy and klavier talk post-aa4... wah... performers...

youngblood - daryan pov about his and klavier's relationship. very good... sad bc it's from the pov of a guy who sucks and how the love of his life deserves better than him. good stuff. klapollo endgame bc klavier deserves a decent guy as a bf

turnabout runaway - WAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's about post-OT pearl dealing with like. the trauma of all that shit with her family as best an 8yo can - by trying to run away to protect mystic maya :( babby... (this one is written by a good friend of mine :3)

there's some more in my bookmarks but it's been a few years since i read them (my aa hyperfixation was spring/summer 2020) so while they're probably decent reads i can't write blurbs

HAVE FUN HOPE YOU LIKE THEM

(anti-recs under the cut. can't resist some complaining)

(also i genuinely have so much hatred in my heart for the fic with the most kudos in the klapollo ao3 tag, it's tagged for them but they don't actually happen in it, it's a nrmt fic that wildly mischaracterizes klavier and makes him into like. an asshole sexual harasser, and the fic barely even takes the sexual harassment seriously? don't read that one. <- DONT LEAVE MEAN COMMENTS ON IT EITHER, the fic's like 10 years old or smth, don't bug the author)

(also i don't like the 100k word fic "custody" bc iirc 1. i didnt like how they characterized thalassa? 2. white ginger klavier??????????? girl)

[stitchwraith-stingers]

I would like to hear a FOP (or ANW) headcanon for any of your favorite female characters. Smiles

I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BED.................. HNGHGNGGHNGHNGHNG UNLEASHES A PACK OF DOGS ON YOU (LOVENGLY)

trixie tang

her family is kinda confusing??? shes adopted, but then her father remarried so her step brothers are chad n tad but then he got divorced AGAIN and kept the twins custody

her father also implanted the idea of "everyone should give you attention because umm money i guess" whomp whomp

i imagine if she got out of her shell more and was like, ur typical kid shed be kinda snarky n cheeky.... elbowing u and jokenly insulting you type of deal

the zone outer... shes just like me where after 20 min of class shed just spontaiously start to not pay attention and forget... idk how to explain it like when everything just feels so light that thing

by the time middle school rolled around she started to slightly blend in more w the crowd cuz no one rlly cared much for the idea of popular kids that much, started to rebel against her father while doing that (intentionally picking less fashionable clothing when going outside by herself etc)

she still likes fashion though, its just a VERY minor interest

probably has a obscure webcomic with a patreon chloe carmicheal

she gives me horse girl vibes, if you show her mlp she will completely loose her shit

the lonley-er....... ppl found her kinda werid cuz of the fact she stayed at the top of her classes and so they just kinda speak to her weridly (<- projecting cuz this is somewhat happening to me idk whats their problem either)

has a horrible habit of impulse buying random nicknacks if let loose cuz she hasnt rlly thought about it

probably becomes rlly close friends w kevin!!!!! aj and chester look at her from afar like small ktitens being introducted to a whole home and looking all puffed up, sanjay and elmer are indifferent lmao

im going to be so honest chef she is probably going down a rlly happy jolly girl -> completely deranged and lost it if shes still staying w her helicopter parents

chronic liar for useless information, she can already do anything (litterly) so its like, why not, but also because if she shows she fucked up its like the world is ending next tuesday

probably watches a bunch of random movies

hazel wells

slaps roof of car this kid could hold so much anxiety and stress inside her

she has SLEEP PROBLEMS!!!! and probably has alot of nightmares... TERRIFYING!!!!

she just happens to know how to play the drums

she HATES strong smells, and is extremely sensitive to onion

hates eye contact..... dont stare at her like that

her main stim is rocking back and fourth, she could be doing is mindlessly in class and the kid in the back would constantly tell her to stop doing that, shes trying to stop doing it buttt its not working out too well for her

she also really likes those tangle stim toys....

i went more indepth abt her autistic traits here

the crane wives liker

therian!!!!!!! jackalope!!!!!!!!!

transgirl, her fathers a transman... twinning

idk where to put this but arospec lesbian cuz im also one yay

she can barely cook on her own, like yeah fries and noodles are just fine but pancakes and bacon are notttt going to go well

she has the most bizzare turn of hyperfixations, and its mostly of things ppl dont tihnk about, like one day she could wake up and go "hm yknow i saw a really cool chair the other day at walmart" and completely spiral

she NEEDS to let her emotions out!!!!! she bottles them up like she could be so pissed at someone and still just smile at them and go yep bye untill a certain point, she should punch a wall and scream i think, i would let her

she lived next to a mine back in the day and antony just showed her around n it all went downhill from there

yk the way ppl would bully autistic kids before they knew it like they went in such a specific way, that thing happened to her so she didnt really have friends, she and jasmine just clicked and were like "huh werid that never happened before" neurodivergent to neurodivergent communication

jasmine tran

i have a whole post for this thing so

INATTENTIVE ADHD!!!!! UNDIAGNOSED!!!!!!!EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION AND REJECTION SENSITIVE DYSPHORIA AND ATTENTION SPAN HELL

i also have the same thing going on so ik this is ooc but shes always slightly insecure abt showing what she likes, but she still does it anyway so its like an oxymoron...... if that makes sense

she also has just rlly bad memory in general, like the planets of the solar system, dont get her started on math

stays up wayy late at night so occasonally you will see her sleep in class

LOVES EYECONTACT!!!!!!!!!! SHE CANT SMILE WELL BUT SHE WILL DO IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT IF U TELL HER SHES SCARY SHE IS GOING TO HIDE IN HER ROOM FOR THE NEXT 6 DAYS

grew up with a family who loved to playfully make fun of eachother often but she just couldnt tell

was THIS close to being assigned a fairy untill fearless which was like the catalyst on why shed have one and then they dropped her case, however life can be dream and i still gave her one anyway

BITER! BITER! BITER! so much chewlery, and shes so used to this that when her grandma packed her lunches with metal cutlery instead she STILL has bitten the handle expencting it to be wooden but ends up shocking her teeth in the end, she also does it out of stress but thats not as common anymore

also has pica but i already made an indepth post abt it replying to you so

popular on pinterest, makes moodboard requests on tumblr

xenofiction liker, rip jasmine u wouldve loved selling neon wolf adopts for 10 points on deviantart

on that note, i know damn well she'd have the warrior cats art style, thats her one thing like the moment winn recognised the characters she turned tothem with a stone sfx you know the one, her fave characters r sorreltail n mothwing btw if u even care, she has secrelty made every kid at school she knows a character based off them in a story shes brainstorming

angela wells

had a godparent read my lore boy

had SUCH a hard time with depression and anxiety during her early kid years, she was such a wreck, and got better as she got into teenhood dw (unless you count the time she got postpartum depression)

also had codependancy problems regarding godparent mentioned above, hazel gets those from her whoops

is def ace but it hasnt rlly set in for her yet yk, like she knows abt how different she feels but shes just like meh whatever . shes 45

didnt have a bad relationship w her family, just didnt like to share her feelings w her family, which is what shes trying to not do

i think this was specified in canon? but she does notttt really know how kids work psychologically speaking... she read psychology books for older people when she was strating to recover slowly and bc she was like 13 she was like wow im so mature with how im handling this and might be accidently handling hazel the same treatment, but also bc she didnt rlly go in the field of specifically childrens psychology, she doesnt do it out of malicious intent it could just probably backfire on you in 5 years if that makes sense

probably also autistic . looks away

[vodkassassin]

bro i'm bored too so this is perfect (btw this is muffin from the spleenectomy server i just have a different tumblr name)

i recently took a break from banging tim drake around my brain like a tennis ball machine in a glass cage bc i was visiting family but now i am back home and back on my bullshit

IMAGINE: after reversing joker junior on tim, he gets amnesia and is taken in by harley, who at this point has realized that the whole situation with joker and junior was horrible. she's also not mentally stable enough to take care of a whole ass child, since she has no idea who this kid used to be before the brainwashing, so she calls in a couple favors and soon enough, tim is getting passed around in a weird custody arrangement by the whole gotham rogues gallery

meanwhile, bruce is shutting down from grief since he thinks that tim killed joker then himself. jason comes back to a broken father he honestly has no idea how to deal with. the green haze of the lazarus doesn't accept a batman who solemnly takes any accusation jason throws at him like he deserves it. the family heals slowly but surely, and eventually damian joins hearing stories about his predecessor, a kind and bright boy taken from them too soon

tim? is living it up with more parental figures than he can count on both hands, learning the tricks of the trade and finally letting his mastermind brain extend to areas he previously ignored. raising a child brought together the rogues in a way never seen before, and any genuine animosity between them has turned into rivalries at the worst. tim still retains his strong moral compass, and while he doesn't approve of his aunts' and uncles' illegal activities, he'll still bail them out after an attack gone wrong

eventually, whispers of his existence spread around to lower level goons and make their way to red hood's ear. something something the bats have to confront the fact that tim, even without his memories, seems happier and healthier surrounded by career criminals than he's ever been with them

and what does that mean about how they've treated him?

OUCHIE muffin you hurt me heart…. Do it again.

Jason meanwhile is like “damn y’all fucked up didnt you” bc he never met Tim. He’s also vaguely rougue-shaped at this point so he gets to enjoy spoiling his younger bro and rubbing it in his family’s faces.

Damian, who also never met a Tim before now, also gets along with him like a house on fire. They play murder-tag across the rooftops sometimes when he’s on patrol. No real murder, ofc, that’s just what they call it. Super safe dw.

Bruce and Dick are jealous as FUCK but they’re also too caught up in their grief and guilt complexes that they have yet to get over their bullshit about the entire thing

[bwuniee]

Real quick, Shane has a line like, I'm paraphrasing here, "I lost both my best friends on the same day, no wonder I'm depressed." and then mentions Jaz, I thought that meant her parents, assumably his sibling and their spouse, are dead

im so glad i got this ask on SEPTEMBER 1ST and tumblr didnt fucking bother to tell me???

ok but yeah, he does say something along those lines. and yes, thats most likely what happened. most of the fandom accepts that as canon, whether or not it actually is would be beyond me

people usually assume that jas’ parents died in some kind of accident and, shane being her godfather, was given custody of her. and that’s why he moved in with marnie, because he couldn’t raise a kid on his own.. especially whilst dealing with the loss of two people he was incredibly close to. 

and THAT is why he is the drunken dickhead u meet at the beginning of stardew. shane doesnt want to let anyone into his life, he doesnt want to get close to anyone again. the two people he was closest to got taken from him.. how else would he react? and the drinking, that’s obvious. i mean, c’mon... his entire life got uprooted bc jas’ parents died and he took over the responsibility of raising her. he’s stuck in a shitty job because pelican town does not have a damn thing going for it (at the beginning!) ... he was most likely an athelete before all of this, as well, and he stopped being able to pursue that career bc jas needed a stable parent and he just couldn’t be that for her at the time.

that’s why i love shane... he has such a complicated and sad backstory, and he really does change over the course of romancing him. it’s revealed that he’s actually so sweet... he just had some thick walls up... thats all

[swiftfootedachilles]

Hi I'm the kink trans Mickey anon I did see your answer I'm just very shy cos youre really cool and I didnt think youd answer

Can you say more about Him please I love the way you write and Understand him

anon you should NEVER be intimated im actually a loser and i usually only get like 1 ask a week, if that. i just wanna talk about freaky queer trans shit with someone 🫶🫶

he is my little baby i transgenderified him so hes my creation and i can do with him what i will. i like to think he gets his hands on hrt by his mid teens, even if he cant take a high dose or use it regularly so terry doesnt notice. i also think that since mickey being trans would make him even more susceptible to terrys violence, maybe cps actually steps in and terry gets a long sentence, leaving the youngest 3 milkovich siblings in the states custody. iggy probably ends up in a group home or with family. based on mandys ability to stay at a family members home with ease and the fact that she never canonically went into foster care or a group home but mickey did, she probably goes with a family member. since mickey is trans and cps doesnt want to deal with him in a group home, they get him to a foster family immediately. mayhap......kev and v!!! i love ethel and i would still find a way for them to foster her (perhaps after mickey or they have overlapping time spent at the balls'), but how perfect it is that kev and v are looking for a foster kid and mickey needs a foster family 👀 AND gallagher lives right beside him now. this completely changes their dynamic, the main thing holding mickey back from being with ian is gone so they can actually develop a relationship early on! theres actually a t4t gallavich fic where mickey is fostered by the balls and i love it :))) i want mickey sneaking over to the gallagher house so ian can do his t shot for him; he started on gel and only switched recently, and he hates needles. i want him wearing ians clothes and lips hand-me-downs, and lip doesnt say some snarky transphobic shit in response. only stares at mick sitting in his spot at the table, in his clothes, and sarcastically asks "he live here now? shouldnt we tell kev and v he ran away again?" i want carl to be too young to understand what it means to be trans, so he sees mickey as a role model of coolness, just like in canon

also random headcanon for the day is trans!mickey uses tattoos and piercings to accentuate his most masculine features. and he gets a gender affirming genital piercing. perhaps even multiple!!

[silurisanguine]

Backstory of Seren (Coe) Jones - Spacefarer and starborn

I dont think i've ever properly introduced the character of my new on going Starfield Coemancer fic. So here she is with a little bio of her og universe.

(backstory to her creation. Yes, she is loosely based on my appearance, or rather how i looked when i was her given age in game. She is to me a descendent of the Jones bloodline, probably my brother's side of the family as i aint ever having kids. )

Seren Coe /Jones (Takes the surname Coe after marrying Sam)

Background - Industrialist Traits - Freestar native, Empath, kids stuff.

Bio - 30 years old as of events of Starfield.

Born 12 sept 2300 Akila City. Parents lived in a moderate home in Midtown close to the Core.

Moved in 2305 to new Atlantis when she was 5.

Seren was bullied whilst she was on NA for being Akilan, making her loathe her time there and was glad when her family moved back to Freestar space in 2308 (age 8) settling back in Akila, but in a more modest home in midtown due to the war and losing money having to leave new Atlantis suddenly.

She never fully realised the war was the reason they moved but soon understood when her father had to be almost a full time online professor as all the universities in Freestar closed during the war as many teachers went to fight. Her father didnt fight as he was considered a vital asset. Her mom did lots of jobs to help support them both for the three years the war went on for

She mostly learned online but went to the local school on Akila, where she became almost obsessed with Solomon Coe and the creation of the Freestar Collective, though she was scared of the Coe kid, who to her caused mayhem around town and got away with it. Even if she thought he was kinda cute. His father scared her more, though his mum was always nice to her parents when they met at the school gates. (Yep she knew of the hellion that was the young Sam Coe, but only by reputation.)

High school she was schooled online, with a lot of help from her father. Her mom also taught her the fine art of diplomacy and business sense. in 2316, At 16 her father finally got a new job at New Atlantis University and they moved there again. Seren was older now and could handle any bullying, but decided to stick to online schooling in order to graduate with the people she'd learnt with.

She graduated top of her class and took business studies, piloting and ship design classes as she wanted to help support her family and dreamt of setting up a secure passenger transport business for people who couldn't afford their own ships, but wanted to visit other planets without bothering with tours. A direct shuttle/ transport system. Something very lacking in the systems. But her parents weren't rich and she realised any entrepreneur she'd read about all had a helping hand from wealthy parents, so the debt of her classes started piling up, and she started taking small jobs for courier companies, but refused to take the shadier jobs. Things just cruised along like this for years. Always being passed up for promotion because she refused to play ball.

She felt trapped in her job, hating the fact all her skills were being wasted because she didn't have the money or name to start anything, and that's when she decided enough was enough as she was sick of hiding the underhanded dealings of the company she worked for.

She became a whistleblower to a very dangerous deal going down in UC territory that would have affected FS too, she had to go into protective custody and become a miner, as part of her cover. She was able to let her parents know she'd find them, once the UC could clear her name. Years pass and she moved from mining company to mining company under the alias Dusty (as in Dusty Springfield, one of her father's favourite old Earth singers), eventually setting up with Argos.

The day the UC finally told her, her name was clear. That the company she worked for were dust and everyone was in prison, was the day she was told by Lin to collect that anomaly.

Below some more pics of my girl, inc her wedding day, the new family Coe and a pic of the entire Constellation team together.

[quodekash]

im back.

hell yeah flute man

pls my dads are so sweet, i cant deal

IVE CONTINUED FOR THREE MINUTES AND IM ALREADY ABOUT TO CRY AGAIN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

THE WAY THE BLANKET IS RUFFLED AT HIS NECK MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE A GRANNY OR SMTH I CANT STOP LAUGHING

IM CRYING

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING

DID THEY REALLY JUST

OMG

IS HE STUMBLING BECAUSE THE GROUND THEY SLEPT ON IS HARD OR IS HE STUMBLING BECAUSE THEY GOT HARD

i guess what im trying to say is DID THEY REALLY JUST FU

YOU GUMNUTS YOU LOST THE KID

OF COURSE YOU FREAKING LOST THE KID

THE ONE TIME I GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO A CHILD, IT GETS LOST

THIS HAPPENED WITH JIGSAW AS WELL

what is it with our skyy 2 and introducing me to small children that i get emotionally attached to anD THEN RIPPING THEM AWAY FROM ME

he'll be fine tho, im sure of it. he knows what hes doing. and even if he doesnt, he's got two dads and two uncles to look after him, theyll find him and rescue him in the most overly dramatic way possible

my bet tho: he's just gone back to the village and he's completely safe and yod's trying to radio them to let them know hes safe but their radio isnt working, so he's gonna go into the forest to look for them while the four dudes wander around the forest to find the kid, and then theyll all run into each other and be like "welp we panicked for nothing" and then go back to the village and then theyll kiss their boyfriends and longtae will appear with his 184cm tall boyfriend and theyll all party and celebrate

(that last part is a mere wish, i know my boy doesnt show up at all and im sad about it)

OHHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

its totally fine then, theyll find him and he'll be safe and sound

oh look at that, they did a custody switch

i think the real thing we should be saying here is: it's already evening and your legs are STILL hurting?

YOU GUMNUTS, DONT GO LOOKING AS WELL

THEYRE GONNA FIND THE KID AND COME BACK AND FIND YOU GUYS MISSING

AND THE CYCLE WILL NEVER END

HOLY FREAKING HELL YOU IDIOTS

bro is just chilling

i love this kid so much

he's saying this terrifying thing about how a wild animal nearly killed him so he climbed a tree and got stuck in it all night, and he's just so chill about it

i just love him so much

well how the hell are you gonna communicate that with your boyfriends

REMINDER: PRAN AND TIAN HAVE NOW SPENT THREE DAYS IN THIS FOREST

WHAT THE HELL ARE THE VILLAGERS THINKING??

THEY DONT HAVE THEIR HEAD CHIEF FOREST GUY BECAUSE HES BEEN IN THIS FOREST FOR TWO DAYS

also: surely patpran are getting close to their one week quota, right? they had one week to get the thing signed, ive forgotten how long they were already there for, but theyve been in a forest for three days so like idk man

YOU GUMNUTS

SURELY YOU KNOW YOUR BOYFRIENDS WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW THEYRE IDIOTS WHO WILL TRY TO COME FIND YOU WHEN YOU DONT COME BACK

they all probably smell. theyve been wearing those clothes for days in a forest

and pat probably still thinks he can find pran based on his scent, bless his silly idiotic heart

TIAN HASNT HAD HIS FREAKING HEART MEDICATION IN FREAKING DAYS

THE MAN'S GONNA DIE

P'AUUUUU

LMAOOOOOO CALLED OUTTTT

omg bonding

"why do i feel like you're just insecure and not sure if you're good enough to tell anyone that story?" awh

"you know nothing" "why wouldnt i know? i know how it feels to be insecure, unsure if im good enough" wait hang on

NO

HONEYBUN

NO WAY

HONEY YOU'VE BOTH MADE SO MANY SACRIFICES FOR EACH OTHER TO GET TO WHERE YOU ARE TODAY

i wanna hug him so bad

FREAKING FINALLY

MAN NEEDS HIS MEDICATION

ID RATHER MY DAD DIDNT DIE TODAY

GJWEKBRSVD

THATS IT

IM DONE

I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

IM NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY OKAY RIGHT NOW

ITS THE WATCH

i know he has it just because pran dropped it in the forest and pat picked it up, but its still the same watch that pat picked up for pran when they were children, all those freaking years ago

i just think its a lovely parallel

i love them so much

hsdshgjsdhjgsd

SEE?? you help each other out, you both sacrifice for one another, YOU ARE IN LOVE AND YOU MIGHT NOT BE PERFECT BUT YOU'RE THE DAMN BEST AND GVERYJDHFGB

BITCHES BE CRYING RN

ITS ME

IM BITCHES

SOBBING MY EYES OUT

COMFORTING DAD PATS (pats like the action of patting, not multiple of the character whose shoulder is being patted. words are hard)

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

HSDFHSDFHSDHG

THEY MEAN PROBABLY TOO MUCH TO ME

ALSO PRAN DEFINITELY SMELLS WORSE THAN PAT FOR ONCE, HE HASNT SHOWERED IN DAYS

ANYWAY, HUGS

I LOVE HUGS SO MUCH

SAME

HE IS ME

I LOVE YOD SO MUCH

shoot i ran out of images

just fyi: it took over two hours for me to get from halfway through 2/4 to halfway through 4/4. and i still have a whole episode left go to. this may take like a week to finish

[the-whispers-of-death]

im now thinking about the organization that deals with the hybrids who can come back to life

i imagine they have every single hybrid registered in the system, and for the cats specifically, how many time's theyve died already, just to know when they actually need to call the funeral services and whatnot, and noone gets buried alive accidentally.

maybe sylvester dies in a car wreck. so i feel like the organization would be the first to know, and take the body into their custody

yikes imagine being stone in this situation,, your husband appears in the news one day as a victim of a nasty car crash and at the same time mārīte starts getting loooong calls from some unknown person (its just a worker walking her trough it all so she knows what to expect. and they probably dont even have stone in the system of relatives because thats more documents to do and more people to talk to) and no matter who he may try to get in touch with, noone has the body

this is also probably when mārīte explains whats going on, but whether or not stone believes it is a different question.

i feel like stone would already be planning a closed casket funeral, and mārīte just has to be like "hey mo no no-! hes not dead. listen to me, give it a week. i promise that in a week's time, i can prove it to you that he's okay. im told he's in a hospital slash lab of sorts. and we can go there in a week. they just need time to update the systems"

ough. imagine when they finally get to the hybrid-hospital. and sylvester just looks. fine. a bunch of scars in places that were not there beforehand, and who healed inhumanly quick.

yknow how music sometimes helps wake people up from comas? that but with voices. its probably mārīte who does all the talking to him. i feel like stone accidentally went on silent guard-dog duty

imagine sylvester wakes up and the first thing he says is "... fuck.. this again?". worst thing you couldve ever said man. heavily implying he's lost lives before (he has. but only mārīte knew that. dont let stone look at those death records, its embarrassing)

i feel like stone can and will heavily protest him being kept there for even a day longer for observation. poor baby :(

i see him trying very hard to pull the "im a doctor, i can take care of him myself" card, only to be hit with "well, sure you can, but based on your reactions you didnt even know the traits some hybrids have. now let the professionals work!" by some very tired doctor.

anyways sylvester's a good patient. he's been trough this before, and is just really annoyed by the paperwork he'll have to fill out now, and by being forced to take medical leave

~ rusty

Stone is in hell.

First he thinks his husband is dead and so he's already spiraling. And then he's told that no, his husband has a nice trait which allows him to revive and have so many lives (lives that his husband has already used up before). And now he has to watch doctors he doesn't trust treat his husband because despite his medical degree, he doesn't know the first thing when it comes to hybrids that have multiple lives.

He just wants Sylvester home and safe. And at least Sylvester is one of those things right now. Hopefully. Stone's not entirely sure these doctors are safe though.

[lennjamin-o7]

Techno: "Huh, I couldve sworn I saw movement inside the palanquin" Phil, inside said palanquin: writing little notes on everything someone does that he doesnt like in his diary kicking his feet like a schoolgirl Phil: "Revenge and a sonboy?? What else could a man want! Truly I have the most perfect wife <3"

All the other notes in his diary are just P+ K in a big heart. On literally every page.

Schlatt: Doing his damndest to make a good impression on Techno Techno: "Kinda weird dude but he seems ok" Schlatt internally: If I dont become besties with this fucking kid by the end of the day I'm gonna lose my job; I am SO fucking behind on my magic taxes!

Schlatt: trying to bond a bit with the new sonboy of the fae realm Mielle: Ah yes, this is all about ME Schlatt: "Bro I'm trying to build business connection here! Leave me alone so I can SCHMOOZE!!"

Schlatt: "I don't think your pops would like me giving you food, he'd probably kill me about it actually" Techno: "the king can kill fae?? He never mentioned that before! That wouldve saved us this whole trip" Schlatt: "Oh they're going down the 'surprise adoption' route huh. Don't worry about it then princeling!"

Schlatt: "Wait you genuinely don't know who the fae you made that deal with actually is??" The royals: "Nope? Why would that be important??" Schlatt: "You know what? Not my business. I'm just here to do the bare minimum and network with the newest sonboy of the realm. Not educate dumbass humans."

Schlatt looking at the palanquin: "What kind of ASSHOLE would leave their sonboy alone all sad? God that's such a DICK MOVE isn't it little princeling?? Wouldn't wanna get adopted by that guy!" Phil, scowling from inside: This feels a bit personal

Phil: makes magic plant to shade his sonboy from the sun and heat Felix: leans closer to techno so he can have some shade too Phil: thin ice but I guess its ok Mielle: steals techno's seat and makes him sit in the shit area she was sitting in Phil: absolutely fucking not. eat shit and die.

Mielle: openly talks shit about who's about to be the prince of all fae Fundy who just wanted to see the sonboy: Bro i gotta fucking haul ass if I wanna live to see another day Puffy who needed to vibe check Mielle: The vibes? Rancid. I hope you have an AWFUL day. Matter of fact? I HOPE the queen kicks your ass. You deserve it.

Phil: They hurt our sonboys feelings! They made him so sad!! Kristin: aww poor baby :( I'm gonna rip them to fucking shreds <3

Queen Chesil: where the fuck has my son gone he ran off but now we cant find him holy shit this is bad Phil: Just turned my new son into a fae!! Might fuck around and get some more revenge later <33

Techno: "I wanna go back to my old family! I love them all!!" Kristin: "Oh yeah? Name one good thing about Mielle. Quickly." Techno: Techno: Techno: "That was so unfair and you know it" Kristin: "You'll get over it. Now how about some cookies? You're far too skinny!"

The royals: "thank god the queen was willing to hear about our deal. Now we dont have to worry about that fae yoinking our second child!" Phil, pulling the old switcharoo: yoinks their third child The royals: surprised pikachu face

The royals when court is back in session: "Where the fuck is our youngest prince what did you do" Kristin: "Yeah about that… you lost the custody battle on that one and since he's technically not inside your deal you cant do anything about it" :) The royals: "Surely there's some way we can bargain him back?? This isn't fair at all!" Kristin: "Ohh well the thing with that is we've kinda sorta already adopted him and turned him into a fae? Yeahh maybe you shoulve been a bit more attentive if you didnt want the boy to get snatched! We got his name fair and square too. No wiggle room at all on your end!! The royals: "Thats literally so unfair??" Kistin:"Have you maybe considered the fact that I literally dont care?? We're kinda fucking famous of stealing kids. Now shoo so I can have more sonboy time!"

Phil would do something like that. If anyone asks, he would call it a travel journal, but its just filled with vendettas and mushy doodles of Kristin. Little hardcore hearts drawn throughout.

Magic taxes asdfghjkll Yeah he would be. Fuck the magic IRS, he's from Magic New York.

Schlatt is there to do his job and insult mortals, and he's already done his job. And that insult thrown at Philza was INCREDIBLY directed. Phil was scowling the entire time. Very unhappy. Stay away from his new son.

Oh yeah, Phil didn't LIKE Felix trying to share the shade, but it was fine. Techno looked thrilled with his brother curled next to him. Can't be too mad.

Not eat shit and die, SMELL shit and die. Stinky plant for stinky children. Send a nice breeze so Techno doesn't have to smell it.

Fundy was not about to get merked because a bratty girl decided to try and one-up the kid literally wearing Philza's jewelry. He had a life to live.

All of your impressions are KILLING ME. Every single one of them. I am dead. Sorry guys, can't update the last chapter because this ask killed me via my funny bone /j.

There is a no refund policy in Kristin's court. Finders keepers. :P

[nagdabbit]

don't forget to block the tag

how my week has been

- my brother gunnar practically raised me from the age of like. nine to seventeen, when my parents just didn't feel like doing it anymore. and he was shit at it

- several months ago, my brother thought it would be funny to send siobhan and i into rural missouri to watch his kids while he went and got divorced. which was fine. except that he asked us because it would piss off his ex wife, siobhan being trans and all. his shitty, catholic ex wife with a great big gun totting family. and i *know* he'd never put our bother in the cross hairs, so i can't fucking fathom why he'd do that to my wife. that was when i went no contact

- he had a massive heart attack last week. doctors said he was lucky to be alive but was ultimately doing okay and was out of the woods

- had another massive heart attack, coma, braindead. fun shit. he gave me power of attorney forever ago, cuz im the closest sibling. guess who got to make the call

- aside from my brothers, everyone has been calling me a murderer. which is neat. even my nieces and nephews who i was literally raised alongside

- he also named me executor. so like. still gotta stick the fuck around and parse his fucking shit and figure out who gets the kids, cuz he didn't name a guardian, but he sure got full custody in the divorce

- even if id wanted to, the priest won't let me speak at the funeral, or hell refuse to let us have the damn thing at his stupid, stinky fuckin hovel of a fuckin church. which i feel like he shouldn't be allowed to do, but who fuckin knows with catholics

- my brother still left me shit in his will, and honestly id have loved if he took me out of it when i took him out of my life, cuz this feels. weird and wrong and bad and i don't like it. and everyone is acting like i fucking wanted this

- i am very tired and lonely because i refused to let either siobhan or todd come with me, cuz i don't want siobhan to be in danger—which she absolutely fucking would be—and i didn't want todd to endure the distant family and gunnar's farmer friends saying shit about how im Fixed Now (straight)

- despite the fact that all my brothers were here anyway, helping out with the kids after that first heart attack, and we were all together and talked to the doctors together and came to an agreement together, they kinda. haven't been standing up for my amidst all this. which might be the worst part. inge has a little, when he hears is, but he doesn't know the extent, which fuckin sucks. and i know he's frazzled, cuz he's like me and didnt bring oisin out here, either. and thor has his own shit to deal with, being the one of us in the most danger from the ex in-laws and their transphobia and gun-philia. it's real fuckin lonely

so anyway. that's where that's what's been going on.

[cicadamaniac]

Kiin Liist

REALLY LONG. BE WARE

Homestuck

Sollux Captor "Coollux" - SGRUB - I godtier in my session, had a falling out with my Aradia after killing her and Karkat during the game. I didnt have a conflict with Eridan on the meteor but we still werent on great term. I stayed on the meteor instead of leaving and was close with my Dave(some sort of mix of moiraillegiance and human dating), I think I tried rekindling stuff with my KK only to get turned down. My mems get foggy post meteor, maybe due to retcon stuff. Tag = #sollux captor [sburb tl]

Sollux Captor - No SGRUB - Lived in hiding on alternia with KK instead of leaving after my adult molt, we were close but I dont recall any quadrant labels. Most of our friends went off planet, and Feferi attempted and failed to become empress. Tag = #sollux captor [no sburb tl]

Sollux Captor - No SGRUB - Trollstuck AU - Similar to Dayvhe's Broken Diamond Club, I was ported to be a helmsman but didn't become one in the end. Me and Dayvhe were moirails/something similar and we were a sort of red auspisticism with KK as our auspistice. I was casual kismesis with and me and Aradia's relationship had entirely gone to shit. Tag = #ported sollux

Sollux Captor "The Starseer" - ??? - Alpha TL - I was Mituna's ancestor, and was culled by Empress Feferi alongside Karkat and helped with his attempted rebellion. I have some general TL knowledge that isn't directly about me aswell. Tag = None yet!

Sollux Captor "Xander/The Operator" - No SGRUB - Mituna's ancestor, I was a helmsman by trade and helped lead my Karkat to a successful rebellion. Tag = None yet!

Sollux Captor - SGRUB - Classswap AU - A more.... direct sollux. Lost my arm and leg and had gnarly prosthetics. I liked building robots and bonded with equius over it. I had a soulbot after i "accidentally" destroyed my body. I was an heir of doom, and my equius was a mage of void. Tag = #solbot

Alex Captor/Strider/Lalonde - No SBURB - Humanstuck TL - I lived with my brother(Mituna, waayyy older than me) and my dads(Psiionic & A!Dave) for a while but was taken away for whatever reason(I think Psii got sick & dave couldnt take care of us both) but early mems are cloudy) and had to live with the Striders (Bro, Dirk, Dave) who I believe were cousins through A!Dave and Psii's relationship, and I was in Bro's custody for a good deal of time before CPS/similar had me & the strider kids removed from his custody and put with our aunt(Rose's mom) and her daughters (Roxy and Rose). I was blind in one eye, had hearing aids, and some sort of leg/knee issue that resulted in me having limited mobility without canes or crutches. I have found my Dave from this TL! Tag = #alex strider

Sollux Vantas - ??? - Bloodswap AU - I was a true limeblood with psionics and an interest in old grub tech. Memories foggy. Tag = #sollux vantas

Sollux Leijon - SGRUB - Bloodswap AU - Godtiered Rogue of Doom, I lived with my Vriska Vantas (true limeblood) after my hive collapsed. I was a mutant with doubled features and a tail, as well as a stoner. I was in quads with my Gamzee Captor and Feferi Zahhak. Tag = #sollux leijon

Sollux Maryam - ??? - Bloodswap AU - Vague, sorry!

Sollux Serket - ??? - Bloodswap AU - I flarped with my Vriska Maryam and Tavros Leijon prior to an injury that resulted in me having both my arms amputated and replaced with prosthetics. I was mostly non-verbal and communicated through limited text. My matesprit was a mutant Karkat Pyrope. I've found my Eridan Makara for this TL who has provided alot of help on remembering swaps. Tag = #sollux serket

Sollux Zahhak - ??? - Bloodswap AU - I was a bomb building prick, I was moirails with my Nepeta Serket and we were a match made in hell. My mems are generally foggy so more later. Tag = #sollux zahhak

Sollux Peixes - ??? - Bloodswap AU - I was a royal bitch with an added spice of hemoclassism. The only person who I really got along with was my Eridan Maryam and I did some shitty stuff to our friends. Tag = #sollux peixes

Sollux Lalonde - ??? - Roxy Ways - Vague!

Sollux Lalonde - SBURB - Dirk Lalonde (Roxy Ways) Ways - I was swapped with a roxy ways dirk. I had an AR. I remeber i had a Karkat English but thats it! Tag = #sollux lalonde [dirk ways]

Sollux Lalonde "AM/automatedMenace/Solbot" - SBURB - Afforementioned SolLal's autoresponder, i had control of a robot body that replaced brobot(and tormented my poor KK) Tag = None Yet!

Dave Strider "Chad Buskin" - SBURB - My current mems line up with canon pretty close. I was openly trans and lowkey had a crush on John in the early days of the session. I got close with Karkat on the meteor but I dont think we were in a relationship. I had a very prominent burn scar after green sun exposure that my Rose also had and was albino. I'm almost entirely certain I went by Chad in this timelime. Tag = #dave strider [beta tl]

Alpha Dave Strider/Dirk's Bro - SBURB - Almost canon identical, me and Rose frequently discussed Roxy and Dirk prior too our rebellion. I was kind of a fuckboy and did alot of drugs. Tag = #dave strider [alpha tl]

Alpha Dave Strider/Damien Strider - No SBURB - Troll/Human Society - Damien is the name I use to differentiate this from my other Alpha Dave TL - I was a grown ass human, Rose was my sister and we grew up together. Dirk was my biological son and his mom was out of the picture, and Roxy was my niece. I was a movie director like canon Dave but took it far more seriously(still comedy, less ironically bad, ya feel?). Rose was a writer and I genuinely loved her books. I ended up meeting Karkat through her as he wrote with the same editor as her. We were dating(?) as grown ass men(genuinely mid 40s) and he brought some actual joy back into my exhausting midlife crisis. His son(Kankri) was grown by time we were hooking up. Tag = None yet!

Dave Strider - SBURB - Heinoustuck - Tag = #dave strider [heinoustuck]

Dayvid Stryder - No Sburb - Trollstuck AU - Kinda the inverse to my Trollstuck Sollux AU, the dynamics were very similar. I was a mutantblood diguised as a rustblood. My Sollux was not ported. Tag = None yet!

Dave Lalonde - SBURB - Roxy Ways - Kidswap AU - huuuuge wip! I'm cracking this TL out but if you wanna hear about it please send a message here or @scramblestuck (the askblog based on my mems). Tag = #dave lalonde [roxy ways]

Dave Egbert - ALT SBURB - Kidswap AU - I lived with my brother Dirk and our alcoholic mom. I loved dead things and had a passion for taxidermy. I was close with my "June" Strider (Her name wasnt June to my knowledge but it was AFAB John) who lived with her brother Jake without a guardian. I think I had a crush on her. Our session had no ectobiology and it was just one instead of an Alpha and Beta session. Tag = None yet!

Hal Strider - ??? - vague! Tag = #hal strider

Dave Sprite "Davey" - SBURB - Canon similar up until retcon, i was brought with John and Roxy along with the other sprites from the pre-retcon session. The post retcon session's Davesprite became Davepeta instead of me. I was on generally good terms with my actual Dave and had put a grand effort into being my own person and being less concerned about being the real Dave. I think me and Jade dated on the ship, we broke up but it was mutual with no hard feelings. Tag = #dave sprite

Soldavesprite^2 - SBURB - Canon identical to canon Davesprite aside from being sprite squared with Solluxsprite instead of Nepeta sprite. This is a derivative of my Coollux TL. Tag = #soldavesprite^2

Dirk Strider - SBURB - idk yet! Tag = #dirk strider

Roxy Lalonde - SBURB -Canon identical according to my current mems. Tag = None yet!

Roxann Peixes - ??? - HIC ways - Trollswap AU - Party girl who ruled with an iron fist. Alternia culture was focused on pleasure. Tag = None yet!

Roxxie Captor - ??? - Psiionic Ways - Trollswap AU - Foggy! My Dirk Vantas was Signless swapped and had some crazy rebellion ideas i was dedicated too. Tag = None yet!

Roxxie Captor - ??? - Trollswap AU - Sollux Ways - Vague! Tag = None yet!

Roxxie ??? - ??? - Trollstuck AU - Goldblood roxy!!. Tag = None yet!

Vriska Serket - SGRUB - Canon identical as of now, aside from maybe presenting masc. Tag = #vriska serket

Vriska Captor - ??? - I was a big fan of TTRPGs and played with my Tavros and Aradia, as well a powerful psionic. I was in spades with Aradia (who was somewhere between teal and indigo) and hearts with my Tavros (who was between olive and jade). Tag = #vriska captor

Vrisolsprite - SBURB - I guided my Dave Crocker through his session. I hated myself but not enough to spritesplode. Tag = #vrisolsprite

Erisolsprite "Aerosol" - SBURB - Canon identical up until I godtiered on Jake's quest bed (Mage of Hope). I lived on earth postcanon. Tag = #erisolsprite

Homestuck Noncanon

Levian Naiade - Mutant Fuschia blood in the beta trolls session. I was in hearts with Sollux, diamonds with Vriska, and spades with Nepeta. Tag = #levian naiade

Aebyss Naiade - Levian's dancestor. Tag = #aebyss naiade

Jack Breitz - SWAPBOUND - Tag = #jack breitz

Keiski Milark - SWAPBOUND - Tag = #keiski milark

Iudexx Gundyr - Alienfucked - Knight-like cerulean blood who lived on Alternia - Tag = #iudexx gundyr

Wizard Wyzard - Alienfucked - Tag = #wizard wizard

Solfur Captor - Sollux descendant - Tag = #solfur captor

Ryan Manera - RP OC turned Kin. Ghost hunter extraordinaire - Tag = #ryan manera

Rotzon Capela - Silver blood from "omega>1/alpha chad fansession" - Tag = #rotzon capela

One Piece

Trafalgar D Water Law - Canon similar. Tag = #shambles [law]

Sanji - Canon similar. Tag = #baratie [sanji]

Roronoa Zoro - Canon similar. Tag = #three sword style [zoro]

Portgas D Ace - Did not die at Marineford. Tag = None yet!

Yu-Gi-Oh

Ray Shadows/Vector - Tag = #ray shadows

Yuma Tsukumo - Tag = #kaittobingu

Jack Atlas - Tag = #master of faster

Chazz Princeton - Tag = #the chazz

Zane Truesdale - Tag = #cybrdragon

Shark Kastle - Tag = #sharkdrake

Cookie Run

Amber Sugar Cookie - Tag = #amber sugar cookie

Electric Eel Cookie - Tag = None yet!

Cappuccino Cookie - Tag = None yet!

TBOI

Isaac Moriah - Tag = #reroll your destiny [isaac]

Cain - Tag = #master of lockpicking [cain]

Azazel - Tag = #blood laser barrage [azazel]

Jacob - Tag = #he wants revenge [jacob]

Esau - Tag = #lost brother [esau]

Pikmin

Louie - Tag = #galactic gourmet [louie]

Pikmin - Tag = #pnf 404 [pikmin]

Dingo - Tag = #rescue corps ranger [dingo]

Dungeon Meshi

Chilchuck Tims - Tag = #half-foot [chilchuck]

Laios Touden - Tag = #monster manual [laios]

One Off

Garry - Ib - Tag = #promise of reunion [garry]

Orel Puppington - Moral Orel

Scout - TF2

Enki - Fear & Hunger - Tag = #dark preist [enki]

Randal Jade - Dialtown - Tag = #hotline [randy]

Joseph Joestar - JJBA - Tag = #hermit purple [jojo]

Reigen Arataka - Mob Psycho 100 - Tag = #greatest psychic of the 21st century [reigen]

OMORI/SUNNY - OMORI

Vegeta? - Dragon Ball

JFK - Clone High

Patrick Bateman - American Psycho - Tag = #american psycho [pat]

Sir Percedal of Sadlygrove - Wakfu - Tag = #zero to hero [dally]

Sir Aleksander Smithsonian of SoCal - TBN Brain thing - Tag = #sir aleksander smithsonian

Immortal Dragon Tatsu - Way of the House Husband - Tag = #immortal dragon [tatsu]

Dan Mandel - Dan VS - Tag = #vs the world [dan]

Greg House - House MD - Tag = none yet

Ship Tags

Sollux Captor/Dave Strider - Homestuck - Tag = #soldave

Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas - Homestuck - Tag = #solkat

Jack Breitz/Nick Valents - SWAPBOUND - Tag = #jacknick

Jack Breitz/Quen Banner - SWAPBOUND - Tag = #jackquen

Jack Breitz/Jess Trents - SWAPBOUND - Tag = #jackjess

Keiski Milark/Caprio Nefari/Sewter Salpel - SWAPBOUND - Tag = #cards flies and everything knives

Iudexx Gundyr/Wizard Wyzard - Alienfucked - Tag = #wizdexx

Otherkin

cicada - #cicada tag

robot - #robot tag

angel/divine - #angel tag

some sort of zombie or skeleton - #undead tag

wizards - #wizard tag

knights - #knight tag

cowboys - #cowboy tag

the rot - #rot tag

fish - #fish tag

nonspecific solluxes - #sollux captor

Miscellaneous

i like super marios this is my happy kinspace blog so - #super mario tag

tag for my reqs based on what i looked like - #i look like this

sprites for my HS kins - #sprite