#did it to myself

[batwynn]

I got one of those cheap, dinky heat printers for work/patreon stuff but ended up printing a bunch of in-house memes to throw at my mother and now we’re both using random ones as bookmarks.

It’s a tiny bit distracting to be reading something serious/sad and then see that. 😂

[someawesomeamvs]

Warning: Spoilers, depiction of suicide, violence

Title: Ctrl Alt Delete

Editor: ManlyMango

Studio: Tsunderbird Studios

Song: Did It To Myself

Artist: Orla Garland

Anime: Wonder Egg Priority

Category: Drama/Character profile

[thisaccountisagainstmywill]

Man, seeing other people's Inquisitors, I realized I couldn't remember what mine looked like. I loaded up my 8+year old save. Jumped through the hoops to get everything loaded back up. And.... ...my girl. Just the most NPC ass bland face I've ever seen. No wonder I forgot.

[demolitionloversleftalive]

I'm on two medications that make it dangerous for me to get overheated so in response I completely ignore this and get overheated anyway but every time I do I'm like….ohhh you fool……never again……….

And I look like an idiot, because last time it was at the gym, and the first physical symptom I get that something is wrong is abdominal cramps, like it literally feels like menstrual cramps, and it gets worse and worse and the only way to stop it is to drink a ton of water and get some electrolytes because I'm fucking up my lithium levels and since I don't have any electrolytes I just crawl up to the little smoothie bar they have there and ask for salt packets which I just dump into my mouth and crunch on. 0/10 don't recommend.

I'm gonna keep doing it tho

[syoddeye]

lmao HELP I bought one of Barry's $50 cameos when he did the lil black friday sale and it was just delivered but IDK IF I CAN WATCH IT

[buginateacup]

Me (a genius): Ohoho! I will write a diary style fic so I don't have to write any of the scenes I don't feel like writing!

Also me (an idiot): *chooses to write a scene as the transcript of a conversation* Shit.

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[axepng]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[dayvan]

crashing the tulpar into the asteroid that turns you into a dog ft. lil curlydog fanart by @rdhndrd

some design notes under the cut

Curly: Husky mix, maybe GShep? (mush, captain, mush!!!) Anya: Silken Windsprite (or long-medium haired sighthound mix) Daisuke: seen at least 2 different instances of people drawing him as a Papillon and i agree wholeheartedly Swansea: XL Bully/Cane corso Jimmy: badly socialized German Pointer mix

also ciarans fanart is based on this

[jottingprosaist]

told my cabbie for the 3am airport trip that I was feeling a bit nauseous and he immediately took my bag away from me and said "Trip to the airport is 12 dollars. I'll drive slow." and then he did-- no fast corners, very gentle stops at the lights. and I was willing to pay the extra few dollars for it, but when the meter hit $12 he clicked stop and let me ride the rest of the way free. and it might just be the insanity of waking up at 2:30 after 4 hours of sleep but I was really emotional about it. Like ok Mr Sandeep, the world is still good actually.

[peridyke]

I like how people on tumblr/twitters examples of irredeemable media are always coincidentally media that had been highly popular online 5 years prior and would, say, potentially be something a young adult might be embarrassed about having liked as a teenager at one point

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[musewrangler]

YES

:(

[hinamie]

trick or treat!