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HE GOT HIS EPISODE!!!!
#my art#one piece#op koby#koby#ohhhh my god#im not shutting up about this ever.#manga pannel redraw#have i mentioned that i will never shut up about this??#i did like how much more consise the manga was w it#but my god do i love both#this dork#op spoilers#one piece spoilers#spoilers#episode 1122 spoilers#op ep 1122#uhh is that covering the spoiler bases???
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🎥: Manu discusses his 10 essentials with GQ

+ adidas admin being deeply relatable
#he’s such a dork#his little dad jokes were the best part of the video#definitely go give it a watch!#leave it to Manu to haul his whole ass bike to the 10 essentials set#‘we’ll take the 6s out…we don’t need them’#meanwhile Jo: 😔😣😢😭#also#Thomas Müller mentioned ����️🔥#Neuller nation we stay winning#manuel neuer#videos#I gotta be honest…Manu was the last person I expected to do a 10 essentials video#but I’m so glad he did!#literal cutie pie
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blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff ⍮ 📸 joey via instagram
#joey logano#nascar#didn't even mind it being an ad bc i got distracted by the way he pulled up#dork looking over to park the truck yet he's a professional driver who could do it blind folded byeeeeeee#hand hand hand hand hand did i mention his hand?#gifs by me
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i really like the idea of Shouta being a super awkward and clumsy dork when in love and him thinking Oboro is so incredibly cool, confident, and charming and when in all actuality, Oboro is an even bigger awkward and clumsy dork when in love
#did i also mention that they’re two awkward and clumsy dorks that are in love with each other#horikoshi told me himself#erasercloud#shirazawa#oboro shirakumo#aizawa shouta#shirakumo oboro#shouta aizawa#erasercloud agenda
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Bagpipe Arknights!
Doing what she does best: get out quick and get everything else out quicker
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#I haven't posted new cards in a while because I was in actual real life bagpipe land!#Arknights#Custom MTG#Bagpipe Arknights#and that is a potentially controversial creature type#but hey did I mention I love wurms and have a wurms sideblog#and she is seemingly based on the lindworm which is close enough for me#A lot of my vanguard designs are mana dorks so it figures that she'd make them partially refund themselves on the turn they're played#I am aware this is a very pushed card (but still worse than Amulet of Vigor imo)#I hope I don'r regret it
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maybe I'm off my rocker but I can see in a roundabout way how the inquisitor number system could be in induction order (to be clear, I don't put that much time into understanding it anymore, this is just the amalgamation of years of theories and being not normal). I'm assuming a lot based on headcanon and there are some asspulls/inconsistencies in there, but as follows, I think there are a few "cohorts" of inquisitors:
The First Brother through the Fifth Brother, to me, make up Cohort One. I assume Cohort One also is primarily made up of Inquisitors that were either volunteers, or assumed that they would be:
We don't know much about the First Brother, yet, but given his whole design and some verbal clues, I'm assuming he's a fanatic and was the first to turn, if not the first recruit as a whole.
I have a theory that Trilla was not originally supposed to be the Second Sister—Cere was, given her on-the-record doubts about the Jedi and her skill as a Seeker. However, Cere Junda, though she did think the Order was flawed, did not turn as easily as assumed. Trilla Suduri, who imo was originally a Tualon-esque bonus inquisitor, got the title after Cere made a break for it/it was clear she'd be harder to turn.
I also think that Reva Sevander was not the original holder of the Third Sister title. Barriss was. Though I'd assumed her to be the First Sister, she fits in this cohort's theme of "people the inquisitors believed to be voluntary recruits", and is the number most open to the type of replacement that I think happened with Reva and Trilla. After Barriss defects, the number remains open until Reva is recruited.
Given that the Fourth Sister was already acting as an Inquisitor at the time of Order 66, we can assume that she was an early, and voluntary, recruit.
Though the Fifth Brother is not on Nur with the rest of the aforementioned group, it's made clear through his internal monologue that he did not think highly of the Jedi, even before the Purge, and that his being an Artemesian could have set him up as a target for early recruitment. His flashback in the Inquisitors comic series also implies that he may have killed his Master during Order 66.
Cohort Two, if I had to define it, is made up of Inquisitors who were previously slated for the Inquisitorius, but needed more intense conditioning/torture before getting there, given that they were all present for Vader's introduction to the Inquisitorius. In my opinion, this is the Sixth Brother through the Ninth Sister.
The Sixth Brother's position here is an assumption, and it could go either way. However, there are narrative clues imo wrt him needing to go through the conditioning process (Ahsoka wondering who 'twisted his potential for good', his own 'but lord vader, we saved you' before the novel, etc.).
Though we don't know much about the Seventh Sister either, we can guess from Iskat's narration that she went through conditioning as well.
Much like the Sixth Brother, the Eighth Brother is an assumption. However, given his place with the other characters, we can guess that he needed more intense conditioning.
The Ninth Sister's initiation process has been extremely confirmed by her. "Torture, isolation, mutilation," says it all, I think.
This next cohort is more nebulous, since it's made up of characters I think had a variety of motives and levels of volunteerism. I'll go through my reasoning for why someone might have the number they do, but it starts to fall apart here.
The Tenth Brother, though I would thematically put him with Cohort One, may have taken longer to condition, or, like Cere, did not take to the idea of the Inquisitorius as well as expected. He was on Coruscant a short while after Order 66, but not with the group from Cohort Two (though I don't remember exactly when; I'd have to reread RotRB).
The Thirteenth Sister's higher number, I expect, comes from her taking longer to accept her Inquisitor title, even though she was a volunteer. Interestingly, she joined at about the time I'd guesstimate the Inquisitors from Cohort Two did, but she seems behind them, which confuses even Iskat narratively.
Tualon doesn't have a number, but given that he arrives on Nur after Iskat (who's on the later end as-is), I assume he's the Fourteenth Brother, or something close. I guesstimate he took longer than the Cohort Two Inquisitors given that he was not previously slated and needed more time to break.
Marrok I assume is Eleventh or Twelfth. He's a bit of an enigma, because other than the fact that he was on Nur at the outset of the Inquisitorius (making him the odd one out here) and a general deference to Vader, we don't know much about him when he's not a cloud of Nightsister Magick. Given where he is, I also assume he was a voluntary recruit, but have no clue why he wouldn't be grouped with Cohort One.
#the last cohort and fifth kind of muck it up but there is reasonable-ish rationale there#I still think we're going to get one more new inquisitor in the slot marrok isn't currently taking up but if anyone else is added#it'll either be higher or replacement numbers imo#grand inquisitor not included in the hierarchy since imo he was the first inquisitor and helped recruit the others#star dorks#inquisitorius tag#ultimately it's not that deep and I won't lose sleep over it but I do think that it makes more sense to me#than it's made in a long while#clearly they're figuring some shit out they haven't mentioned marrok or tualon's numbers for a reason#oh also cere + trilla's placements are a bit funky if they were only captured during o66#my rationale for that is that the first few may have been assigned numbers at the outset/potentially in order of when they lashed out#(again tenth brother fucks that up but I did say there were holes in this)
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I haven’t seen the people I went to high school with since graduation. It’s been a long time. I don’t use Facebook or anything, and that’s really fine. But today I was thinking about some people I was fond of as a teen, and decided to google one or two of them. There was a girl who was always so nice, and we did theatre together, and I just really liked her. I think she went to Juilliard for dance. Turns out she died this past October. Cancer. I should not be this sad about someone I haven’t seen since I was seventeen.
#it’s also weird because there is no one really for me to tell about it#as mentioned i don’t still know anyone from then#my parents don’t need to hear me being sad about this#and mentioning someone who died of cancer might not be the best idea right now#and i would feel weird bringing it up in conversation#like#we weren’t really friends#but it just seems really sad and upsetting#and i am tired of adding to the list of people who died young#she was someone i did theatre with#and we played volleyball sometimes#i think she thought i was a bit of a dork#she had an older brother who adored her#it bothers me that i can’t remember his name
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Xenoblade 1 is the best game like ever fucking made and it has two of the most dogshit sequels ever fucking made
#meows#remembering just how insulted I felt in 2017 when I preordered the sequel and really really tried to like it#I hadn’t experienced Game I Don’t Like before 2 and it took me like 40 hours to realize I hated it#and that shit at the end is such an INSULT. such an insult#you’re telling me that [redacted] was actually only half of himself the whole time and that 1 and 2 are taking place at the same time???#and that oh actually [expunged] is one of three computers when the first game made no mention of any of that#y’all really went back to say your complete first game actually is only HaLf of the story? that someone like [expunged] is only a third of#the force that ended our planet#y’all went back and hollowed out your existing characters to make room for worse versions of the same characters#AND you play as a dork nerd child who ends the game with three gfs bc this is story#and the gfs do nothing but sacrifice themselves for you like three times and look pretty#but they don’t look pretty to like. normal well adjusted people#they look pretty to the I like questionable art of 17 year olds crowd#and the GALL. the GALL. of changing [expunged]s design in the switch port to try to stitch his afterthought purpose into the old game#while also making him just whiter and whiter until by 3 he’s like fucking light grey#and having him have a canon genderbend that’s just anime waif#who is also fucking white#and giving Klaus’ counterpart a name that has nothing to do with Gnosticism#even though so much other stuff in the first game comes from Gnosticism.#who the FUCK is Galea!!!! her name is fucking Sophia#killing biting maiming#and the gacha system? with bad odds for no reason in a game you’ve already paid for#it’s so fucking messy#it lacks a unified art direction#it’s soulless and even a game like 3 where only HALF of it is 2 flavored can’t beat the original because of the portion of 2 in it#and like what. is it like the two universes reunited after [redacted] died🙃#why did any of this need to exist! why did any of this have to be retconned#x is fine I don’t hate x and I don’t count it as a sequel to Xenoblade 1 bc there’s no#half assed tie back to 1 in x#2 and 3 would have been better as like. tales of games
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The Avengers (1963) #35
#1. Steve is such a dork#2. we haven’t really seen much of Natasha and Clint casually being together#the last time she appeared in the book was when she was helping the Avengers as Black Widow#in order to prove that she’d changed to Clint so that they could be together#though she has been mentioned by Clint in the issues she hasn’t appeared in#but it’s still interesting that this is our first look at their settled relationship in this iteration of it post-Clint joining the Avenger#3. one upon a time Steve did have ‘another human being to whom he can reach out’#specifically Rick Jones#and even though I know it makes sense with the writing style of the time#it still comes across strangely to me that he’s just never mentioned after he left Steve to go back to trying to help Bruce#marvel#steve rogers#clint barton#natasha romanoff#my posts#comic panels
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Really dumb idea for a scenario, Agni packing for the dawn trail adventure and Toddler Esme packing " essentials" aka all her stuff toys and Raymond the corgi much to Estinien's dismay
"Let's see...clothes and essentials for me and my grumpy dragon in here..." Agnes said, her brow furrowed as she stared into comically large suitcase. Plenty of fresh smalls. Can never have too many of those!
"'ummy! 'ummy!!!!" Esme squealed behind her. When Agnes saw her daughter, she barely held in a laugh. Esme had all her favorite stuffed arms gathered in her little arms and as usual Raymond the corgi minion alongside her. Esme wobbled a little as she reached a smaller leather suitcase with a sunflower decoration in the middle and then dropped her toys in it. "'ummy, wook!" She pointed at her toys with a cute little toothy grin oh my baby girl is so adorable.
Shaking her head, Esme's mother sighed. "Oh my sweet baby, we can't take everyone with us. We'll choose one friend to bring, okay?"
"Why?"
Oh dear, her new favorite word. I blame her father. Not me, of course. Nope, absolutely not me. "Because there's only so much room in your suitcase, Es."
"Why?"
Agnes raised an eyebrow. "Because that's just how big the suitcase is."
"Why?"
I fully blame Estinien for this. "Because that's the size we bought for you."
"Why?"
Her arms crossed over her ample chest. More ample since having three children! "Because you're a little girl, and you need a little suitcase for our trip."
"Why?"
As Agnes was about to answer, she was interrupted by a chuckling Estinien in the doorway. "Because." He said in a mock serious voice, his pale blue eyes meeting Esme's brown ones.
She considered the situation for a moment and tossed out all the toys except a stuffed chocobo that Aymeric had given her when she was born. The way he dotes on her makes my heart melt. "Bobo go!"
"Aye, Bobo will come with us. Now, let's gather the others and let Mummy finish packing. We leave the day after tomorrow, Es." He and Esme picked up the other toys, and she dutifully followed her father back to her and the boys' room. Are we already starting to outgrow our lovely apartment? Yup.
She giggled as she turned her attention back to the large suitcase. "This is going to be a fun trip..."
#agnes currai#estinien varlineau#estinien wyrmblood#wolstinien#estinien x wol#agnes varlineau#these two dorks#ask and you shall receive#asker i wuv u#esme varlineau#aymeric de borel is mentioned#agi do not lie to yourself because you did the “why” thing too
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a lot of people today are pretending 1) that the original We Didn't Start The Fire wasn't cheesy 2) that they even knew the first one was in chronological order
#i also saw a polygon article that mentioned the shinzo abe line was distasteful - when did we start caping for shinzo abe first of all#and the original literally mentions JFK the same way you dorks#maybe im biased because i dont care abt the original song either#but u guys are just being nitpicky#fob
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the funniest thing about lovejoy is the fact we’ve all just accepted that ash is voiceless and no one mentions it
#how did this even start#i love lovenjoyers#the only time ive seen it mentioned by the media is in the dork mag article#ash kabosu#lovejoy
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Helix, say one more thing and I'm... *blushes furiously* JDJSJXBSKXBSJ-
(Seriously about adopt another clone into the SW polycule I have istg-)
He grins, leans down and cocks his head, looking so teasing.
"...one more thing~"
The unamused groans from half his vode, and the uproarious laughter from the other half, send him into a fit of giggles.
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WIP.
lyric is from the song Video Killed the Radio Star.
#homestuck#dirk strider#hs dirk#homestuck dirk#homestuck dirk strider#hs2#ult dirk#though he's been vaguely sketched and then erased... and then a note off to the side mentions him#i still feel it necessary to tag.#like as a warning for this fuckass dirk#*dork not dirk 😭#what tf did i do to my autocorrect...#art#mine#garbage#wip#work in progress#lyric comic
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A SUCKER FOR THE TASTE ✦— 𝐋.𝐇𝐒



▹ PAIRING — experienced husband heeseung x virgin f. reader
▹ GENRE — smut, fluff, newlyweds au
▹ SYNOPSIS — As teens, you were the uncanny duo that fell in love at first sight. Some odd years later, and you’re now a newlywed couple, spending your first night together in a fit of nerves as you navigate sex and other new feelings…
▹ WARNINGS — KINKTOBER SPECIAL, basically just pussy drunk!husband!heeseung making you squirt for hours on the night of your honeymoon, marriage themes (duh), mentions of food, dom and sub dynamics, kissing with tongue, overstimulation kink (reader cums multiple times), oral sex (f. receiving), fingering, petnames (baby, angel, pretty, sweetie), that’s all
▹ WORD COUNT: 3.3k — DAY 1

YOU AND HEESEUNG were like Romeo and Juliet; two people from totally different walks of life, and honestly, no one ever would’ve guessed you two’d end up falling for each other.
Sometimes, it’s hard to tell any time had passed between the first moment you met Heeseung with a hickey on his neck in the lunch hall to now as you sit before him on a king sized bed, ring fingers clad with beautiful bands to match as you stared into each others eyes, speaking a love song of unspoken words.
“You’re fine with waiting til marriage?” You remember asking him a few weeks after you first started dating as teens, “you won’t think I’m a prude for wanting to keep things traditional?…”
“Of course not, sweetie,” you remember him answering while cupping your face in his hands, “a girl like you is worth the wait—” He whispered in between kissing your lips, “—and so much more…”
Since that moment, you and Heeseung have stuck to your guns, not even so much as showering together to keep your purity intact until the right moment…
… That fateful day when you’d say “I do” and he the same, right before venturing off into the sunset on angel’s wings to explore another country together.
Another life, might I add, as a married couple on your extravagant honeymoon…
Everything was so magical in your head, too… but regardless of that, Heeseung was too big of a fucking dork to let himself be romantic for once.
Just an hour ago, he had told the hotel receptionist “you too” after she congratulated you both on getting married—
“Grrrrrrrrr,” he pouted, scrunching his nose at you.
“Did you just… growl at me!?”
“Yes, and I’ll do it again if you keep resisting,” Heeseung threatened playfully, pointing an accusing finger at your frame now.
Sighing, you raised your hands beside your head as a sign of compliance, parting your lips slightly as you held your head back for him.
“Alright, don't move this time, alright? We can do this!” He ordered more passionately this time, cradling a single grape between his fingers before angling his wrist backwards and launching it towards your mouth.
“Oh my gosh, I finally caught it!” You shouted with excitement, words coming out a bit slurred as you bit down into the sweet fruit, “Tastes like victory,” you continued, making Heeseung grace you with his thundering ovation.
“Brava!” He began to cheer, but the rest of his sentence was interrupted by his own burp, which only elicited a fit of embarrassed giggles from the both of you…
Two empty glasses of wine sat on the hotel nightstand beside the bed you were currently sat on, and if it wasn't obvious enough, y'all were already starting to experience the giddy effects of the alcohol dancing in your systems.
“So,” you smiled, a laugh still present in your throat as you fed him a white grape from the bowl between you two, “we're the couple that eats pie in place of dinner now?”
“Sure... but not just any pie,” Heeseung corrected, leaning closer to your ear as he whispered, “blueeeberry pieeee.”
You're not sure if it was the wine or the honeymoon high, but you can't help yourself from laughing out loud at Heeseung's behavior in this moment—
“You’re a legend for always vibing with my horrible sense of humor, y’know that?” Your husband remarked while tilting his head at you endearingly.
“Your humor is definitely one-of-a-kind, but I wouldn't want you to change a thing about it,” you returned tenderly, right before feeding him a fork-full of blueberry pie from the dish between you two, feeling your heart swell as he smiled into the bite.
The kind of smile you’d have a hard time getting out of your mind later—
“Thanks, babe,” he said, a bit of dark blue jam resting in the corner of his mouth now as his eyes sparkled with what you could bet was pure flattery.
You always liked it whenever you managed to get Heeseung all flustered before you, considering how he was usually the one to make you a blushing mess with only his words.
“You've uh...” you stammer slightly, “you've got a little something on your lip there...”
“Really?”
“Yea, just... let me get it for you real quick,” you continue, licking the pad of your thumb before leaning forward to dab at the jam on his mouth.
That's when you noticed his lips curving into a subtle smirk as he whispered in a low voice, “You got it, baby?”
“Y-yea,” you stuttered again, feeling your face heat up at his words, and if you didn't look so hot to him right now, he would've pinched your cheeks—
“Whoops,” Heeseung gasped facetiously, pouting at the streak of blueberry jam he very intentionally just smeared on your lower lip, “must be the wine making me so clumsy today...”
Your eye almost twitched at the sight of him licking his finger clean, a rush of nerves swarming in your stomach now
“I-it's okay, Heeseung,” you said while lifting your thumb to your mouth, “I've got it...”
“No you don't,” he chuckled at your shy demeanor, right before closing the space between you two, taking your face in his hand and kissing you.
And yes, you saw this coming, but it took you a few seconds to fully close your eyes, letting them flutter shut as you both sighed at the taste of each other, almost as if the contact relaxed you…
The kiss was slow at first, with you and him simply breathing against each other’s mouths as his velvety lips moved against yours.
But that pace didn't last long once Heeseung broke from the kiss to move the bowl of grapes and pie out of the way, a few of the glossy green ovals hitting the ground with light thuds as his right hand found the small of your back, pulling you even closer to him.
The kiss grew more intense from there as both your heads were tilting into each other, wet smacks filling the room now as his tongue prodded against yours with every passing second.
“God, you taste so sweet,” Heeseung groaned, desperately clinging to your waist which only made you moan in response.
You and Heeseung had made out countless times in the past, but you could tell something was different this time... you never felt this worked up with him before, and you knew it wasn’t just gonna end with a kiss—
“Can’t wait to taste other parts of you, too, baby…” he hummed, kissing along your neck while pinning your delicate wrists above your head.
And that’s when you felt it…
The twitch between your legs and the heat rushing throughout your entire body…
You were wearing a plaid pajama skirt and white top that matched Heeseung’s plaid sweatpants and long sleeved shirt, as you simply expected to only eat some dessert, discuss the rest of your honeymoon plans, and head straight to sleep right after.
Now though, you knew you wouldn't be able to get much rest with your emotions like this… at least not comfortably, that is…
You’re between his lap at first until he guides you onto your back, kissing down your neck, between your breasts, and down your stomach as he lifts your top, stopping at the waist band of your skirt given the way your body tensed up suddenly.
“Is everything alright?” He asked softly, glancing back up at you with a swollen look to his pouty lips, given all the kissing they had just done.
You knew what was happening right now..
Heeseung was doing exactly what you had asked him to do, and as much as your body craved it, your mind kept fighting it for some reason…
FLASHBACK —
“Just… don’t make it too… formal, okay?”
“Formal?” Heeseung repeated with a slight chuckle as you sat beside each other on the plane that morning.
“Well, yea… I just don’t want to make a big deal out of it—”
“But it is a big deal, baby,” he cut you off by placing his hand over yours. “We’ve been waiting a long time for this, y’know?… Not just to have sex but—” he leaned closer to you as he whispered this in your ear, “—to make each other feel good… in all kinds of ways…”
His breath tickled your ear in that moment… similarly to how his lips were tickling you now as you laid before him on the mattress, his head hovering over the space between your thighs.
“We don’t have to go any further until you’re ready, love—”
“I’m ready, Heeseung,” you said while nodding, but he waited to continue, knowing in his heart that there was still something you needed to get off your chest.
He backed away, pulling your shirt back over your stomach and sitting on the bed normally now.
“Heeseung,” you said again, drawing his sparkly doe eyes back to you.
“I’m listening, love,” is all he replied with, offering you a warm smile, “what’s on your mind?”
What’s in the way? You internally asked yourself right after, knowing deep down that you had no reason to feel so nervous with him right now…
Heeseung had never alienated you because of your inexperience with sex before, and was always very understanding of your moral and sexual boundaries.
But now, things were different; you were a married couple, and one of the many perks of that was being able to explore each others body in a comfortable way…
Turns out though, it was all just your own insecurities clouding your judgment, and you hated that you couldn’t shake the nerves bubbling in your stomach…
“It’s just that,” you started nervously, fidgeting with your manicured nails, “I… I’ve never done anything like this before.”
“Yeah, I know,” your husband nodded sarcastically, trying his best to resist the urge to kiss you again—
“And…well, you have a lot more experience than me with this kind of thing,” you continued, lowering your head.
“So what?”
“What if I don’t meet your expectations?…”
“Expectations? What do you mean, ____?”
“Well, you’ve been with a lot of other girls and what if I’m not as good as them? What if you don’t like sex with me?…”
Heeseung’s heart would’ve otherwise dropped at your words, but instead, he smiled softly, taking your chin in his hand and lifting your head towards him. “You’re nothing like those girls I was with in the past, ____, and that’s my favorite part about you,”
You looked into his eyes as he continued, “I’ll be happy with whatever happens tonight. You wanna know why? Because I did it with you, and I love you with my everything, princess…”
“I love you too, Heeseung,” you replied meekly, flashing him a soft smile as he kissed your cheek.
“No expectations tonight, then… okay, baby? I just wanna please you,” he whispered, slowly guiding your body back down against the mattress with a secure hand. “I wanna make you feel so good,” he continued, placing another kiss to the center of your lips.
Heeseung started by letting his plush lips wander all over your body again, lifting your shirt up once more to leave open-mouthed kisses all over your stomach.
“You're so beautiful,” he murmured with warm breath against your skin, caressing your inner thighs with his hands until you naturally craned them open, inviting him to your pulsing core.
Your breath hitched once you felt his nose burry between your clothed folds, but your little sounds only excited him even further, and he wasted no time in removing your panties completely now.
“Heeseung,” you whined, watching him through half-lidded eyes as he spat on your cunt, toying with the moisture there using his middle and index finger.
“Just relax for me, angel,” your husband cooed with a soothing tone, and you're not sure if it was the alcohol or the petname he just called you in his bedroom voice, but your head was starting to feel very dizzy.
And if you weren't so horny, you would've felt bashful in front of him like this... half-naked, and trembling when he's hardly even touched you yet.
The coldness of his wedding band against the warm flesh of your thigh sent shivers down your spine, and he wasted no time in inviting his fingers into your sopping hole, one at a time until your walls practically sucked him in.
He then started to leave kitten licks against your sensitive bud, complimenting the pace by pumping his wrist towards your pelvis with his digits still exploring the gummy walls of your cunt.
Admittedly, you had tried fingering yourself in the past, but it never felt as good as the way Heeseung worked wonders inside you right now, but you still needed something...
Something to hold onto… something to grab, and Heeseung could immediately tell once your nails started weakly nipping at the bed sheets, your pussy throbbing more and more—
“Hee,” you moaned, feeling his fingers curl deeper and deeper inside your tight cunt, “need to touch you so bad...”
“Yea? Wanna hold my hand, pretty?”
All you can manage to do is nod desperately, making him chuckle slightly at your neediness.
“If you hold my hands, I need you to promise to keep your legs open for me on your own... can you do that for me, love?”
“Y-yes,” you stammered, and with that, Heeseung got to work on licking your slick from his fingers before finding your hands in his.
But your core was already missing the stimulation, making your hips rise up and down as if thin air would provide enough friction to ease your craving.
And that's when he licked his first stripe up the center of your pussy, and you're sure your eyes rolled to the back of your head at the sensation.
It didn't take long for the pleasure to escalate from there, either.
His lips wrapped around your clit and sucked you in like a starved out man. His tongue was applying pressure in all the best ways before sinking into your hole, filling you up just enough to have you arching your back on the bed.
You felt your first orgasm wash over you, but you knew your husband had no intention of stopping so soon.
You were mewling beneath him at the overstimulation, thankful that he at least slowed down the pace of his tongue, even though he was still very earnestly slurping at your juices…
“Could eat this pussy for hours, princess… you’re just too delicious…” he groaned, and you felt the bed shaking from the way he was rutting his crotch against the mattress, furrowing his eyebrows as his kept eating you out.
“Come on baby, let me hear you,” Heeseung practically begged, his tone sounding so hoarse, so drunk as the vibrations from his voice only tantalized you even further, “tell me how good it feels...”
“F-feels s-so fucking good, baby,” you moaned, words coming out in fragments given how cloudy your brain was becoming, and you're pretty sure you had your second or third orgasm shortly after as your hands squeezed his, so tightly that his knuckles turned white.
His tongue was licking between your folds so well, the textured muscle making your skin tingle all over but in the best way imaginable.
Heeseung didn't plan on any of this to happening, which is why it felt so good in the first place. It was natural, raw, and so so messy…
Your own cum was dripping all over his chin and lips, and he was loving every single second of it.
He was obsessed with it. The way your clit throbbed against his lips, the way you squirted your juices all over his face, the way your thighs squirmed while struggling to stay open, and your angelically desperate cries of pleasure as he drew out orgasm after orgasm after orgasm.
He wished he could watch your face contort with need as he fucked you with his face and tongue, but he couldn't look back up at you no matter how hard he tried… He had to keep his face buried between you…
Your strength eventually gave out and your grip released his hands that soon found one of your tits, gripping the mound of flesh in a way that only drew you even further over the edge.
Your hips had even developed a mind of their own, humping against his face like a bunny in heat as he whispered filthy nothings against your cunt, as well as sweet somethings that you'd hear for the next hour or two that Heesueng spent with his pointy nose brushing against your clit.
“You're so fucking wet for me, angel...”
“Love it when you come all over my face.”
“Pull my hair, baby... harder than that...”
“So so beautiful, and just for me.”
“Keep those pretty thighs open just like that, baby…”
“You taste so fucking divine...”
“Please don't tell me to stop... just one more, baby... I know you've got it in you...”
He found just as much enjoyment being between your thighs as you did in having him there, making you cream on his tongue again and again until you finally hiccuped the words, “N-no more, Hee... p-please, I can't t-take anymore...”
But your begging only made Heeseung even greedier, letting his fingers find your clit where he applied enough pressure and stimulation to break that last orgasm out of you, leaving you a shaking mess as he kissed you down, harder than a bullet in his own pants from getting to see you like this so many times and for so long in just one evening.
A series of shaky whimpers filled the room now as your husband crawled back over you, kissing you with his swollen lips while caressing the side of your fucked-out face. “You did so good for me, baby... especially on your first night...”
“Th-thank you,” you said with a weak chuckle, still feeling your orgasms fresh in your hips and thighs as he kept soothing you with his touch, your breath shaky in your chest after hours of coming undone with him…
That's when he moved over to lay beside you, and your eyes almost immediately caught sight of the thick bulge resting behind his pants, and you couldn't help but feel a little bad now given how he didn’t get much action the whole time.
“Do you want me to...” you started timidly, moving your hand to touch him up til he stopped you.
“Not tonight... we can have fun with that tomorrow,” Heeseung smiled, making you giggle again as he changed his position to make the bulge less noticeable, “for now though, let's focus on getting you cleaned up... sound good?”
“Better than good,” you replied tenderly, kissing him on the cheek before he got up from the bed and headed toward the hotel bathroom where he planned to run you a nice warm bath.
“Wait!” Your husband called out suddenly, just as he caught you trying to get out of the bed on your own.
Running over, a confused look remained on your face as he picked you up from the mattress bridal style, carrying you to the bathroom.
“I didn't forget how to walk, Heeseung,” you giggled, keeping your hands secure at his shoulder as he cradled you into the tub.
“I know,” he laughed, helping you get your top off and over your head as the water ran in the background, “I just didn't want my precious wife accidentally stepping on any of those grapes I dropped earlier...”
It went without saying that Heeseung had always been a loser, but he was your loser, and that fact alone was the bandaid that covered up every preconceived notion of him you ever created in the back of your mind…
You didn’t see him the way other people saw him… as the former man whore, troublemaker, or hopeless goof from high school, ‘destined’ to never change…
You saw him as the adorable nerd who accepted you for the things you saw as flaws… as the guy who still wore character themed PJ’s every once in a while that you now get to call “Hubby,” “lovey,” and “mine…”
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Things you may not have noticed about the LADS Boys
Just things I noticed that no one really talks about.
Xavier:
Can't cook to save his life but can grow all the ingredients! Has a lot of plants and just a green thumb
Doesn't really argue, saw this in a text message but he kinda just takes it.
HUGE READER, I have seen a few mentions of this, but I need more people to realize HE IS THE BOOKTOK GIRLIE OF THE GROUP!! (Sylus is a close second, just not enough read time on his hands like Xavier.)
Naturally smart, did very well in school. But he was the guy that just slept through every class and then after the test pulled up with a score of 98/100.
Owns a robot Vacuum, THE POTENTIAL FANART PEOPLE!!!
May not be good at it but takes a lot of photos.
Doesn't game much but is good at everything he plays, (except crain machines..)
Sylus:
Good at taking pictures and is the boyfriend behind the camera of every amazing Instagram post.
Doesn't smile in pictures not taken by Mc.
Reads quite a bit as well, (I hc that's where he got the whole hand on wall thing from- he's been studying!!!!)
Has a few of his favorite snapshots made into keychains
Not the best at posing- His words!
Caleb:
Does Mc's hair a lot. But isn't good with heat styling, like curling or flat irons.
He knits!
Dinosaur freak, aka beetles from the Jurassic era
Played Basketball-
Huge nerd- Builds Lego sets, haha that dork. (Cute dork)
(Sorry I couldn't find anymore not obvious facts about him... :'C)
Rayafel:
Can't ride a bike, poor fishie. Two left feet I guess?
Can speak many languages, omg love languages would be so hot in his voice-
yummy blood according to mosquitos, gets bitten a lot.
Not the best at baking.
Lilies are his favorite flower.
Comment section pulling in clutch! Rafayel used a piece of bread as an eraser once and then ate it. Bro- Reuse, Repurpose, Recycle? Environmentally conscious king! (We love to see it.)
Zayne:
SO SMART HE SKIPPED GRADES IN COLLEGE
LIKES BARBECUE?!?!?
ARTIST??!??! RAYAFEL TWIN????
Doesn't know to sleep in- body wakes up at the same time without an alarm.
Goes to the gym late at night
Zayne meal plans and makes extra for Mc.
This just in from the comment section, Zayne is a confirmed gamer, I repeat Zayne is a confirmed gamer.
#zayne#lads zayne#love and deepspace#loveanddeepspace#zayne x reader#love and deepspace x reader#love#zayne lads#lads#loveanddeepspace x reader#lads xavier#l&ds sylus#loveanddeepspace rayafel#lads caleb#sylus love and deepspace#love and deepspace caleb#xavier lads#lads rafayel
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