#did NOT see this coming
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spittyfishy · 1 year ago
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Have I seen the movie yet? No. Was I planning on seeing it? Not originally lol. However I am not immune to awesome girlboss villains and so I absolutely had to draw Velvet, shes so cool!
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solain-rhyo · 1 year ago
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Baldur's Gate 3 letting me flirt with a mindflayer, 10/10.
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rwrbmovie · 8 months ago
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Gold Derby: Sarah Shahi ('Red, White and Royal Blue') on her 'T-Rex in heels' who keeps president's son in line | Gold Derby
She says her character of Zahra Bankston 'was one of my favorites, everything from her energy to those great sarcastic one-liners.' Gold Derby editor Daniel Montgomery hosts this webchat.
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victoriademedici · 4 months ago
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PRINCESS SOFIA IS PREGNANT
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finallyouttathatdress · 1 year ago
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Y'all...I need to vent about this to someone...
So, I started out playing BG3 and immediately fell in love with Gale, his nerdy excitement about magic, and, later on, his devotion to my PC, Eli. So, I made all the right choices, etc. to get with him at the expense of other relationships that were also really intriguing and tempting along the way, namely Karlach, Halsin, and to my complete surprise, Astarion.
I got the love confession, love scenes, and everything else that comes from starting a romance with Gale and, to be honest...I'm disappointed. If nothing else--and maybe this is just me--the extreme lack of sexual tension is enough more than enough to disappoint. I chose the non-magic variation of the love scene, but even the astral version was just lackluster. Again, could just be me.
On top of that, though, there is also the issue of him showing that he did not learn his lesson at all from the orb in his chest or the fall of Karsus/Gale. Zero lessons learned. He immediately jumps back on the "let's be gods--but it's okay because I'm a good person" schtick. Does not or cannot see that he is doing exactly what Karsus did. It's infuriating. Thought about ending things with him right there after his reunion with Mystra, probably would have if I didn't hate his sad/hurt puppy dog eyes so much.
In all seriousness though, the chemistry between Eli and literally ALL of the other characters is amazing so it's frustrating to become so disenchanted with Gale in act 3 after rejecting everyone else. I rejected daddy bear Halsin for this shit!
But the last straw that made this rant necessary? There has literally been more sexual tension in the last few minutes of playing than there has been with Gale since Act 1. And do you want to guess what scene I'm at? Just guess because I am still pissed about it....
The scene. With. The. Emperor. A fucking mind flayer has done more to come onto Eli in the first five seconds of this scene than Gale has since the weave sequence. What. the actual. fuck. This is in no way, shape, or form okay.
So, anyway, that's all for my venting. Still haven't decided how to proceed, but I can guarantee I am going to have the song "I Fucked Cthulu" stuck in my head for the next few days.
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musamora · 9 months ago
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don't you love when you log onto twitter and accidentally see BSD leaks.
(translation: i won't be making a bsd bingo sheet bc i've already seen what happens. reaction coming tomorrow, bc i don't want to spoil anyone that wants to wait for the official translation.)
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notsoattractivearenti · 2 years ago
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WAIT WHAT
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jackhues · 10 months ago
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AHHHH
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reloaderror · 1 year ago
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“why’re you still at work?”
cause it’s fucking pouring out and im wearing sneakers
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years ago
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i threw the wizards in as an afterthought what do you mean they’re winning
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birdbrainrots · 2 years ago
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Sometimes there's things you expect. Other times you try to pick an apple and get attacked by a tree
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evilwickedme · 2 years ago
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WOW ok
I'll prepare the next round and gather my thoughts about this one give me. Five minutes
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amarshmallownamedo · 1 year ago
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Did not have birds stealing the galve goat on my bingo card for this year
Holy shit there are so many birds
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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dreamyaliaishere · 30 days ago
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ANDY AS NOVAK'S COACH?
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humming-fly · 15 days ago
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
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