#did NOT see this coming

[27-royal-teas]

HONORABLE MENTJON

[spittyfishy]

Have I seen the movie yet? No. Was I planning on seeing it? Not originally lol. However I am not immune to awesome girlboss villains and so I absolutely had to draw Velvet, shes so cool!

[a-very-questionably-unstable-box]

[solain-rhyo]

Baldur's Gate 3 letting me flirt with a mindflayer, 10/10.

[rwrbmovie]

Gold Derby: Sarah Shahi ('Red, White and Royal Blue') on her 'T-Rex in heels' who keeps president's son in line | Gold Derby

She says her character of Zahra Bankston 'was one of my favorites, everything from her energy to those great sarcastic one-liners.' Gold Derby editor Daniel Montgomery hosts this webchat.

[victoriademedici]

PRINCESS SOFIA IS PREGNANT

[calamity-unlocked]

Did... Did Normal and Hermie just become narrative foils?

[maximura]

[finallyouttathatdress]

Y'all...I need to vent about this to someone...

So, I started out playing BG3 and immediately fell in love with Gale, his nerdy excitement about magic, and, later on, his devotion to my PC, Eli. So, I made all the right choices, etc. to get with him at the expense of other relationships that were also really intriguing and tempting along the way, namely Karlach, Halsin, and to my complete surprise, Astarion.

I got the love confession, love scenes, and everything else that comes from starting a romance with Gale and, to be honest...I'm disappointed. If nothing else--and maybe this is just me--the extreme lack of sexual tension is enough more than enough to disappoint. I chose the non-magic variation of the love scene, but even the astral version was just lackluster. Again, could just be me.

On top of that, though, there is also the issue of him showing that he did not learn his lesson at all from the orb in his chest or the fall of Karsus/Gale. Zero lessons learned. He immediately jumps back on the "let's be gods--but it's okay because I'm a good person" schtick. Does not or cannot see that he is doing exactly what Karsus did. It's infuriating. Thought about ending things with him right there after his reunion with Mystra, probably would have if I didn't hate his sad/hurt puppy dog eyes so much.

In all seriousness though, the chemistry between Eli and literally ALL of the other characters is amazing so it's frustrating to become so disenchanted with Gale in act 3 after rejecting everyone else. I rejected daddy bear Halsin for this shit!

But the last straw that made this rant necessary? There has literally been more sexual tension in the last few minutes of playing than there has been with Gale since Act 1. And do you want to guess what scene I'm at? Just guess because I am still pissed about it....

The scene. With. The. Emperor. A fucking mind flayer has done more to come onto Eli in the first five seconds of this scene than Gale has since the weave sequence. What. the actual. fuck. This is in no way, shape, or form okay.

So, anyway, that's all for my venting. Still haven't decided how to proceed, but I can guarantee I am going to have the song "I Fucked Cthulu" stuck in my head for the next few days.

[joeyb1989]

holy shit the PANTHERS won today??????

[musamora]

don't you love when you log onto twitter and accidentally see BSD leaks.

(translation: i won't be making a bsd bingo sheet bc i've already seen what happens. reaction coming tomorrow, bc i don't want to spoil anyone that wants to wait for the official translation.)

[notsoattractivearenti]

WAIT WHAT

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[jackhues]

AHHHH

[reloaderror]

“why’re you still at work?”

cause it’s fucking pouring out and im wearing sneakers

[apollos-boyfriend]

i threw the wizards in as an afterthought what do you mean they’re winning

[birdbrainrots]

Sometimes there's things you expect. Other times you try to pick an apple and get attacked by a tree