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nattnattkatt · 6 months ago
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DAY 90: under the misteln-toe 🎄🎄
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dimeadozencows · 3 days ago
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You know it's over for you when you can draw a whole page of only one character
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artilite · 11 months ago
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fuck you *lethal companies your in stars and time*
(long) exposition under cut (spoilers for ISAT + lethal company logs)
This au takes place around the time of sigurd's logs/before them (i haven't decided if Sigurd's crew exists here or not yet)!
Siffrin was someone who used to live on the Golden Planet before it got eaten. They may not remember anything beyond being found in an escape pod, but they're still paralyzed by fear when getting close to the selling window. He's always first in the facilities, making jumps, braving traps, and heading as deep as he can for scrap.
Mirabelle and Isabeau are the medic and fighter respectively, who both came from the same moon colony. They were both pressured into taking jobs by a work-based society, and applied for the company under the impression that it was a short, high-paying internship with nebulous risks.
Odile is their resident ship manager. She keeps a watchful eye over everyone and relays information about monsters, scrap, etc. In absolutely dire situations, she may come help with scrap. Despite claiming to be a first-timer, her badge says Leader??
Nille and Bonnie ended up with the crew after taking a chance to run away from their parents. Seeing a high-paying job that provided everything and would take them far away sounded too good to pass up. Nille lied about Bonnie's age to take them with her. After seeing the reality of this job, though, she regrets not finding another way out. Bonnie is permanently on ship-duty; they mainly type in whatever numbers Odile tells them. Nille is also a fighter, though she prefers the weighty stop sign as opposed to Isabeau's shovel.
Loop, after hundreds upon thousands of quotas, dying every possible death, learning everything they could- even the real identity of The Company- realizes there was one thing they've never done before. They've never died to The Company. Desperate for a way out, and haunted by the whispers and screams beyond the wall, they give themselves up. Maybe that would finally satisfy the monster- to have devoured every last piece of the Golden Planet. Maybe their crew could finally rest easy that way. Well, they didn't loop back. But through the dark and damp, there's static on the walkie talkie. Loop picks up, and hears their own voice just beyond the wall.
(Loop's design is the most different by far, since instead of consuming a star, they themselves are slowly getting digested. They're inspired by the visual of red crying faces from the logs :D)
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quinn-pop · 1 year ago
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yet another oc that only exists because i wanted to write something very specific
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(middle is a little older, hence her scar healing. i like to think she gets a glass eye at some point)
anyway this is mira! (they/she) since that wip is almost 20k words and counting i won’t give away too much but long story short she’s the result of meta going “one last time, i promise” and adopting yet another kid
also galaxia kinda indirectly picked the name :)
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i’ve mentioned before that i headcanon that pretty much all astrals are autistic and this is just kinda an extension of that. whereas meta tends to suppress his emotions and conform to others, mira…doesn’t. she gets uncomfortable and upset and lashes out at people easily, and working through their emotions is no small task.
the main reason i chose to write them that way was for the sake of narrative but i’ve grown attached to it because there’s a lot of ideas there i’d like to explore. stuff about navigating emotions and relationships when existing is so suffocatingly uncomfortable. it’s not something i could center around Kirby himself, but i think it makes sense with a post character development meta knight.
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they are very loved (omg oldee cameo???)
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kirby was definitely very excited to have younger siblings after being used to being the youngest in the room for so long!! (with the like. one and only exception being gooey.) he’s super affectionate with both of them and wants to have a close relationship one day, but for now mira is pretty unappreciative of that fact lol. they don’t like being pestered for hugs
everyone else is okay tho
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(i know that’s hard to read. oops. “obvious bite marks”. siblings being siblings.)
mira also has a very love/hate relationship with the egg kid, being so close in age they kinda Have to get along but in typical sibling nature they also fight a lot. sure it’s probably rough for a while but i think in the end they’d be good buddies. maybe not as close as Kirby and Bandee but still.
anyway i have a lot of thoughts and am very busy but. i’m really enjoying writing about all this lately it’s been fun ^^
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hana-bobo-finch · 6 months ago
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erm…..posting about an OC via a rushed shitpost was not on my 2025 bingo card!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂get it??? 😂😂😂because his name is bingo??(GETS SHOT)
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these are all things he has done or has attempted to do so consider this the full intro post for that freak for now. he’s still too undercooked to fully introduce but damn I love him
#pdbc#I love him. he’s the sole descendant of a royal family and. if you’ll pardon the pun. is royally fucking things up for himself#he could do so much in life and instead decides to be the next Gordon Ramsay……..such wasted potential#did. did I ever mention that part of him. his clan is called the Ramsay clan after all#he wants to be Gordon Ramsay sooooo fucking bad…….#big theater kid gone wrong energy from him#so many of my posts this year have been pdbc related. it Will happen again.#< (in my defense I’m working on other non-pdbc stuff !! but pdbc stuff is easy to make because I don’t have to think about it)#once I’m not so burnt out I’m really excited to design bingo….not even going to attempt to rn#I hate designing outfits but I’m actually looking forward to his bc he has a horrid mix of royal garments and astereotypical butcher outfit#speaking of butchers. butcher vanity? great song absolutely fits him. cannot stop listening to it#surprisingly him being like. a literal cannibal isn’t even all he does. that’s just a…little quirk of his#like ya’d think him eating people would be more important but nah. he’s a POET and a MAGICIAN 😤😤#I’d say he’s one of the most evil characters but…..kinda all of my characters are#sure bingo tries to eat people and bomb people’s homes but there are side characters who put acid in the water supply and aren’t punished#so bingo’s just par for the course honestly#the best thing he’s ever done is install an air conditioning unit. there wasn’t one before bc Mole (his mom) didn’t like them—#—which resulted in people keeling over from heat exhaustion a lot so. good job for fixing that bingo#it’s the bare minimum but that’s pretty good for him so he can have a round of applause for that#I think I might have mentioned Gerbombs in passing but I love them sm#they’re gerbils genetically engineered to blow up when pressure is placed on them#they’re adorable. thankfully they have no concept of death so they’re just chilling with no worries in the world#before you get sad. Sushi rescued most of the Gerbombs and now cares for them so happy ending#no Gerbombs shall die under her watch. I don’t think I could deal with it if too many Gerbombs died#although they’re called Gerbombs they’re actually more physically close to jerboas#they’re so cute. I should draw a Gerbomb sometime#(I should also probably rename them jerbombs considering they’re not gerbils but ehhhhhhhhhhhhh)
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444venicebitch444 · 3 months ago
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Something something TF 141 gets a new secretary because their old one decided to finally retire, and you show up.
A sweet little thing, no military experience, all shy smiles and nervous chuckles, punctual and neat.
You take care of their paperwork, their mail, schedule their meeting, bring them coffee, and most importantly it’s not half bad to have a good set of legs and a pretty face to look at.
Price was a right gentleman, a nicer boss than you could’ve ever expected from a military man, and Soap and Gaz really had your confidence going whenever they made their flirtatious quips (which was everyday, really).
Ghost, though? Ghost was exactly what you’d expected after hearing the stories: a stoic, intimidating man who spoke in grunts and monosyllables, and who was, in your opinion, quite rude.
Did the man have no manners? Had his mother not taught him to say ‘thank you’?
You tried making an extra effort with him, your need to be liked overpowering your annoyance towards the lieutenant, because you intended to keep this job; the pay was great, it was a short drive from your apartment and you weren’t going to let a guy who wore a bloody skull balaclava everyday ruin this for you.
So you smiled more, made your good mornings and good afternoons sweeter, same as the tea you’d leave on his desk everyday at 4 pm sharp, and the little squiggly hearts you’d draw on the post it notes on top of his files. 
And when Simon’s grunts started mutating into full fledged sentences, and he actually told you a joke, you found yourself grinning, more out of self satisfaction than because of whatever ridiculous pun he’d said in that deep, rumbling voice of his.
For you, it was over, your plan had worked, and now all your bosses liked you, getting rid of that lingering uneasiness in the back of your head. 
For Simon, on the other hand? You’d unlocked Pandora's box, if said box contained the lieutenant’s affection (obsession) for you.
It was true, he hadn’t liked you at first: you disrupted the routine, the practised flow of the office, and gave Johnny and Kyle an excuse to be fucking insufferable in their working space instead of only in the shitty pubs where they’d drag him after shifts. He was going to lose his fucking mind if he had to hear another “can’t walk into the office looking that good, darlin’. won’t let me get anything done”.
The worst part was that they weren’t wrong; you were pretty and Simon couldn’t deny that. I mean, what did anyone expect, for him to not shoot a look at your arse in those tight trousers? He was but a man.
But when you started your little routine, it sent him down a spiral. What the fuck was your problem? Why would you draw a bloody heart next to the note that reminded him about his debrief? 
What you hadn’t understood, though, was that with a man like Simon Riley, that wasn’t just being nice, it wasn’t getting him to like you. it was an enablement of his ugly heart, something that fed the flames of his desires, because why else would be making him tea? that was practically a wedding vow, love. 
So he decided that you were his, that he didn’t need to discuss it with you because you already worried your pretty, little head too much with work and what future husband would he be if he didn’t try to make your life easier?
That included tellin Kyle to fuck off when he flirted with you, giving you a lift when your car broke down (which had absolutely nothing to do with simon messing with its battery), and helping you find your cat when it ran away (the fucking thing had scratched the hell out him when he’d taken it to that alleyway). 
The most important part of his duties, however, was watching you, making sure you were safe. Because who was gonna do it if not him? certainly not your, in his assessment, untrustworthy friends.
And your locks were so easy to pick, it had only taken him one try.
So Simon watched as you read a book and bought the same the very next day, he watched you prepare meal after meal with the nutritional value of a brick and made a mental note to make you something healthy when he’d finally cook for you, and he watched as you came out of the shower, completely enthralled.
Unfortunately, he had no way of looking into your bathroom but you’d walk into your room wrapped only in a towel so he wasn’t going to be too picky. Especially not when he got to see you rub that vanilla scented lotion that drove him insane into your soft skin, or drop the fluffy towel to the ground only to cover the delicate swell of your breasts with your pyjama top.
His favourite part, however, was without doubt when you’d lie against your pillows, your fingers dipping below your waistband. His sweet bird, not so innocent after all. 
His body would burn as he watched, his hands aching to replace your fingers, his tongue wetting his lips because it couldn’t touch yours.
He held onto every tiny gasp, every quiet whine, knowing that he’d make you sound so much better.
But he was patient and he was going to do things properly, take his time: take you to dinner, buy you gifts, eventually give you the ring he’d already bought. He wasn’t a total wanker, lovie.
So for now he was going to be satisfied with watching you and stealing your panties, offering a gruff “morning, sweetheart” the next day.
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neeeooon · 4 months ago
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Hello!
I really love your writing and i am going through your Blue Lock hc... so i don't know if you have already written my request,if so...i am sorry i didn't see it!
How about the Blue Lock guys get jealous over they own teammates?Like he introduce f!reader to his teammates and f!reader is laughing and having a good time? Maybe with Kaiser,Sae and Bachira or any other character you are comfortable with♡
hii thank you so much!! i have one jealousy post but it isn’t jealous toward members (except rin + karasu) SO THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST 🩵
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when they’re jealous of their teammate
jealous bf bllk x fem!reader
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michael kaiser
-> kaiser already hates the fact that yoichi is trying to “take” his spot as the main character on the bm soccer team, but now he’s trying to take you too? absolutely not
-> in reality, isagi is not trying to steal you away from your boyfriend, leaving you completely clueless to kaiser’s jealous and unsure as to why he’s so upset whenever you ask to watch him practice or play games
-> “i just don’t know what’s up with him,” you confess to isagi as you both watch your fuming boyfriend dart across the field, scoring goals so loud you flinch. “ever since i started coming to games here, he seems pissed off. he was never upset when i did this before!”
-> isagi, totally unhelpful, shrugs and sips some water on the sidelines. “your boyfriend is creepy, y/n.” “he is not!” “is too!” you shove isagi in a playful manner, causing you both to laugh, and suddenly your stony-faced boyfriend is right in front of you
-> “oh, micha! done with pr—“ “we’re leaving.” you don’t have time to say goodbye to isagi before you’re on your feet and jogging after kaiser
-> “hey, what—“ “you’re my girlfriend, okay? mine. not his. he can’t have you, too.” you’re a little confused at who he means at first, but once you see the glare he shoots at isagi, you sigh. “he’s not trying to take me away, micha. even if he was, it wouldn’t matter because i’m in love with you.”
itoshi sae
-> he knows oliver is a flirt. he knows you’d never fall for the flattery. but when he overhears the player’s body count, he starts getting a bit nervous, because what could the guy possibly say to get so many people in his bed?
-> sae had a sneaking suspicion that oliver used banter and his witty sense of humor to draw others in, so when the sound of your lighthearted laughter fills his ears, he’s feeling all sorts of twisted inside as he spots you with oliver
-> you and oliver. together. his hand raised as if he’s about to caress the small of your back. he doesn’t get the chance, though, because sae is suddenly standing behind you with oliver’s wrist gripped in a fist
-> “problem?” oliver challenges him, eyes sparkling with mischief. sae scowls and shoved his temporary teammate away before placing his hand on your back and slowly pushing you to the exit with him
-> “hey, i haven’t had my fruit punch yet—woah, are you okay?” your playful tone dies in your mouth when you see how tensely your boyfriend is looking at you
-> “you were laughing.” “oh, um, yeah. he made a really bad dad pun, you know i’m a sucker for those.” “he was going to touch you, y/n. he’s clearly hitting on you.” you shuffle a bit, unsure of what to say. “oh. i didn’t realize..”
-> and you didn’t, because why would you look at anyone else when you were dating itoshi sae? the man worshiped you..! in his own ways. your smile throws him off. “no need to be jealous, cute boy. i only have eyes for you.”
bachira meguru
-> bachira doesn’t like feeling jealous. he trusts you, he really does, but watching you and rin makes him doubt that
-> you’ll admit that you have been shadowing the younger itoshi quite a bit, but it’s not the the reasons bachira’s mind plagues him with
-> your older brother passed away in an accident, and your last conversation with him hadn’t been the kindest. when you learned about the strained relationship between rin and his brother, you wanted to help in a familiar sense
-> “y/n, can you help me?” bachira whined as he frowned down at his english homework. “i’ll be right there, megs.” and then you wander off to huddle heads with rin
-> and then? you laughed. with rin! bachira has never seen the guy smile, and now he’s making you laugh? his cheeks puff and blush in envy as he discards his homework and stomps over to you
-> “y/n, i would very much like your help right now please!” you can tell that he’s frustrated, but he looks so adorable that you can’t help but smile as you stand. “okay, i’m coming, pretty boy. what’s up?”
-> “you and that. him! that guy! it makes me feel all icky inside watching you laugh with him, and i don’t like it.” his blatant honestly makes you grab his hands and pull him closer to you. “he reminds me of my brother… but you’re right, i’m sorry if i crossed a line. i’m only trying to help, but you’re my boyfriend, so if hanging out with him makes you uncomfortable, i’ll stop.”
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themuseofbaroque · 11 months ago
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astro obvs. & notes #1 - general
author’s note - this is for entertainment purposes only, none of this is fact. these are simply my own opinions!
- neptune 1H 🤝 pisces rising, noticing their eyes first. the water influence to these placements adds something that draws you in like a current, no pun intended. i used to work with a pisces rising, and she literally looked like a pretty fish (lmfao) big, shiny eyes. either of these placements can find it incredibly easy to appear sensual or seductive.
- speaking of water placements! i’ve also noticed pisces placements tend to take a lot of pictures around water. beaches, hot tubs, rivers.
- this can also be said for air signs (esp. libra) but with things they enjoy! i’m always seeing personal interest posts from libras, aquarians and geminis. music, video games, political causes, shows they’re watching, food, celebrities, etc. anything they like, they post. anything.
- i’ve never laughed harder than when i’m with people who have heavy gemini, capricorn, sagittarius and leo placements
- in my personal opinion and experience, capricorn risings are what people think scorpio rising is. i’ve only met one scorpio rising irl (that i know of) and she did not fit martian/plutonian ruling at all. celebrity examples ⬇️
kim hongjoong of ateez. the intimidation factor, the style, sex appeal, the interest in piercings/tattoos. he’s a capricorn rising, with his chart ruler, saturn, in the sign of aries so we see a lot of red/martian influence from him as well.
megan fox. she’s been a little fuckin weird ever since she dated mgk (that man makes me physically ill to look at much less read about) but! she had her bad bitch moments! being known primarily for her sex appeal + starring in jennifer’s body (a gothic treasure btw) i feel is very scorpio coded however she herself is a capricorn rising, with a sagittarius saturn in the 11h, more fire influence from her as well just like with hongjoong.
joan jett. THEE female guitarist of the 80s. her whole career was surrounded by sex, scandals, drugs, all the darker themes of rock n roll in general. she’s another fire ruled capricorn rising and a sagittarius saturn in the 11h like megan. her style and even her personality has an edge to it, much more fitting for scorpio/plutonian stereotypes rather the capricorn ones. imo.
- actors who’ve done major/recognizable roles in horror usually have a capricorn neptune. neptune is imagination and capricorn is ruled by the devil card in tarot. combine the two and you have quite literally = dark imagination. celebrity examples ⬇️
mia goth staring in the X series as the main face of the trilogy
bill skarsgard being the main face of the IT remake as pennywise
evan peters as tate langdon in AHS, he also played jeffery dahmer recently for netflix.
- capricorn actually shows up quite a bit in the horror genre, esp. gore and paranormal. both actors and writers.
- sagittarius too, oddly enough. a lot of well known faces of horror have major sagittarius placements/stelliums/jupiter dominance.
- underdeveloped cancer placements are more manipulative and two faced than geminis. i see so much gem slander on here, and don’t get me wrong, i love both cancer and gemini placements! however i’ve met and befriended quite a few of both, and cancers by far have been the common denominator in issues around them more than once. stirring the pot then turning around and playing the victim when people are frustrated, lying, playing both sides to better their own situation, and even playing people against each other. i’ve never seen such hateful behaviors from the geminis i know irl.
- aries men are much shyer compared to the women
- taurus women i’ve met irl get pregnant very easily. venus? good coochie? idk
- grand trines are some of the most beautiful people i’ve ever seen (a grand trine is when someone’s big 3, so sun/moon/rising, are in the same element but in all 3 different signs. ex: virgo sun, taurus moon, capricorn rising)
- queer individuals with pisces placements can pass as straight pretty easily if they wanted to. most of them are chameleons
- aries risings i’m so sorry for the household you had growing up. i see martian childhoods usually being the ones who dealt with screaming matches, toxic parents, poverty and underlying issues with siblings that last into adulthood
- i’m not surprised at all when libra placements tell me they’re in college for a general studies degree because they can’t figure out what they wanna do yet
- a lot of fan favorite female characters in video games are canonically cancers
- if you think your rising sign doesn’t suit you very well, try looking at whatever planet correlates with your gender identity. masculine: sun and mars, feminine: venus and moon. the houses and signs of these should help you out a little bit
- libra placements absolutely get favoritism at least once in their life, jobs/family dynamics especially
- sagittarius women usually have rough love lives, at least in the beginning. a lot of them try to save and help partners who don’t deserve it and they get hurt badly in the process. same goes with pisces women
- virgo venus is not that bad of a placement as stereotypes make it out to be. clean freaks? yes. perfectionists? usually, yes. loyal? yes. remember the small things? yes. romantic? no. at least not in a cheesy way. sensual? yes.
- lilith aspects to any of the big 3 is a bad bitch placement. honorable mention is venus/lilith aspects as well
- air signs like spicy food just as much as fire signs
- a lot of rappers have heavy mercurial placements (virgo and gemini) (3h and 6h)
- mc aspecting venus in anyway is usually the person who fools around with coworkers/may even cheat on a partner with someone they work with. most people with this placement have definitely had a partner at one point or another worried about someone they work with. may be the type to have a “work wife”/“work husband”
- 6h chiron is the person who’s life has been majorly impacted by their own or someone else’s health. disabilities, chronic illnesses, stds, limb amputation, skin grafts, etc.
- aries moon and mercury combo = bad potty mouth, cursing is an almost unbreakable habit
- speaking of aries! aries and aquarius placements together in any of these ➡️ moon, venus, mars, lilith, pluto ➡️ usually have a tendency to jump around from partner to partner very quickly, including falling back into exes. their thoughts and opinions on people and things change SO quickly that they usually are the kind of people who have rosters (unintentionally). they are upfront, they don’t lie or drag anyone along but they do seem to be restless when it comes to romance. even if they don’t physically date a lot, they may often THINK of it, their minds going a million miles a minute
- geminis do not get the rep they deserve for being freaks. not only does the sign traditionally rule the throat/lungs/hands/nervous system, (choking, breath play, hickies, hand fetish/fingering, blindfolding and sub/dom dynamics) but it’s also ruled by the lovers card in tarot 👁️👁️
- fixed signs 🤝 tattoos
- sagittarius/capricorn/pisces/libra placements usually have issues with religion/spirituality growing up. either they were forced into one as kids and they have an unhealthy relationship with their god now as an adult or they simply struggle to find something that feels true to them. this is just my experience but every single friend i’ve had who’s left the christian church, had an interest in paganism/buddhism, joined the satanic temple, grew up as strict catholics, etc, have had these placements. religion is a revolving door for them and it’s a common subject of struggle in their life
- women with pisces placements tend fall into unhealthy relationships very easily, especially if they’re heterosexual and dating men. they fall in love with the idea of love before the actual person presenting it. they are bossed around very easy and usually don’t like confrontation. honorable mentions for this as well: pisces stellium, cancer stellium/mercury/saturn, 7h saturn
- cheesy hallmark movies make me think of taurus/libra venus placements, 7h venus as well
- 5h cancer/moon/venus, cancer rising/moon dom, 5h/8h synastry aspects please be wary of accidental pregnancies! wrap it before you tap it cause y’all extra fertile 💀
- most well known streamers/youtubers have 10h stelliums, including their venus. a lot of them will end up dating another social media presence/someone who shares a platform/job with them
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yay first post! pardon any spelling errors i’m proof reading this half asleep ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ
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frflyavenue · 3 months ago
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Under Your Touch - Chapter 1
Pairing: poly!Ateez x makeup artist!Reader (Fem!Reader)
Warnings: Implied childhood trauma/parental issues
Summary: Down on your luck, you pack up your things and move to Korea on an impulse. With no job and no money, you have no clue what your future could hold—until you’re scouted by two employees from a company you’ve never heard of, KQ Entertainment, looking for a new makeup artist. With the opportunity of a lifetime and the offer to work with a group named Ateez, maybe there’s hope for you after all. But what your future holds may be even more exciting than you expect.
Author’s Note: Hello everybody, and welcome to my new series, Under Your Touch! This is my first fic EVER, so please tell me what you think! I already have so much in store for you guys ;) —Planning to update with a new chapter every Sunday! Leave a note if you want to be added to the taglist for UYT~
Join me on ao3 @frflyavenue <3
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Without further ado~
Chapter 1: The Beginning
The chill of the Seoul winter air hits you immediately as you step out of your apartment, sending a chill down your spine as you turn to lock the door. It’s your first winter in Korea, and while you’ve loved the moderate weather of the summer and fall, the winter chill alone is making you reconsider your choice to pack up and live here. Or maybe it would, if you hadn’t finally scored a job.
You smile lightly to yourself at the thought. You moved here 8 months ago, just toward the end of spring, wanting to get far away from your home country to start afresh. On an impulse, you packed up two suitcases, the most you could carry on your own, and booked a flight to Korea. You found a reasonably priced studio apartment during your first night at a hotel in Seoul, and with the small amount of money you had, you signed the lease the next day. It really all happened too fast for your own good. You were panicked—you didn’t really think ahead. For a month you stayed in your apartment with basically no money and no job, desperately studying Korean and looking for jobs. And for a while, your only source of comfort was your art.
You’ve always loved art. You grew up with nothing much to do except go to school, come home, and draw, not the type to stay around your parents too long. You always stayed away from them, in fact. That’s the reason you’re here in the first place. But regardless, drawing got you through it all. It was your first love, the first time you felt that you could forget about everything else and immerse yourself in a different world entirely. And even when your parents and teachers scolded you for doodling on your papers instead of doing your schoolwork, you continued. It was everything to you, why care about school? Not that you were a bad kid—you did everything you possibly could to make your parents and teachers happy. But you drew the line at abandoning your art, no pun intended.
As you got older, that passion carried into makeup. Considering your artistic background, it came as no surprise to you that you had a knack for makeup, and in that month trying your best to survive in Korea, that’s all you did. Makeup, different styles and different techniques, over and over, just to pass the time.
Mastering the Korean idol makeup style was easy. As was mastering pretty much any style, all around the world, you name it. But particularly, maybe because you now live in Korea, you loved the modern Korean idol makeup styles. Truthfully, you knew nothing about Kpop aside from the music you had heard in passing through the streets of Seoul. Your knowledge ended there. But that didn’t stop you from practicing and mastering the makeup, putting your own spin on it based on techniques you had learned from practicing other styles.
Regardless, you weren’t any less surprised when two women approached you during your weekly trip to the grocery store, speaking in rapid Korean and smiling excitedly, pointing to your face. With your limited knowledge of Korean, you managed to pick up a few things: “Your makeup—I like it!” Unsure of what to do, you smiled politely and thanked them, turning to leave. But they quickly shook their heads, stopping you and typing something into a translating app.
‘Are you a makeup artist?’
You shook your head and smiled awkwardly. “No, sorry.” You responded in what you hoped was an understandable Korean accent. They continued typing, seeming more excited now.
‘We work for a K-pop entertainment company called KQ Entertainment. We would like you to train with us and show the company your skills so we could hire you as a makeup artist.’
It seemed too good to be true. You accepted their business cards, typed back to them in whatever app they had that you would give them a call, and went home. It took you a while to confirm that the whole thing wasn’t a scam, but when you did, you were ecstatic. You had just received the opportunity of a lifetime.
The next few months went by fast. You were given what you compared to a scholarship—a free pass to attend a small class on makeup techniques. All for free under their eyes, you learned how to adjust different styles to different face shapes, how to do hair, learned what products to use on different skin types, how to utilize colors to make features pop. You studied Korean and were immersed enough in the language to be able to communicate effectively, which was a plus. You studied color theory, something you knew from experience but were interested to learn technically. And you had fun. So much fun. You didn’t think it could get any better, even if you weren’t getting paid.
But six months later, during an observation from one of the higher ups in the stylist and makeup department, it did get better. They complimented you on your hard work and your abilities, saying that your work was some of the best they had ever seen. And on the spot, they gave you a job offer to work at KQ Entertainment as a personal makeup artist for one of their boy groups, Ateez. It seemed too good to be true. You? Really? You accepted the offer without hesitation, thanking them profusely for their opportunity, and you were sent home. That was two weeks ago. In the meantime, you researched as much as you could about this group, Ateez.
You learned that there are eight members: Park Seonghwa, Kim Hongjoong, Kang Yeosang, Jeong Yunho, Song Mingi, Choi San, Jung Wooyoung, and Choi Jongho. And all eight of them are possibly the most stunning men you have ever laid our eyes on. The perfect canvases. You were giddy at the thought. Your job description noted that you would be the personal makeup artist for Jung Wooyoung and Choi Jongho, the two youngest members. Jung Wooyoung is an incredible dancer, apparently known to be more energetic and lighthearted in nature. He has the visuals of a black cat, incredibly elegant and colder in appearance, though his personality is anything but. Choi Jongho is the youngest member and the lead singer of the group, and his voice is the most beautiful thing you have ever heard. You silently wished to yourself that you would get to hear him sing in person. He’s visually like a teddy bear, an adorable face with the sweetest smile you’ve ever seen. But it seems that his style is cool and simple, which you kept in mind.
Over the two weeks waiting for your paperwork to go through and finishing up interviews with their managers, you spent your time practicing. You drew models of their face shapes, testing out different styles on your drawing tablet and getting to know the curves and geometry of their faces while keeping in mind personal style and their group concept. All things considered, you would think that now, as you walk down the street in the freezing cold toward their makeup studio, that you would feel at least a little bit prepared.
False.
You’ve never been more nervous in your life.
While maybe you didn’t fangirl over the members like much of their fan base, this was your first proper job ever. Your Korean is nothing better than understandable at best, and while you’ve practiced with drawings, you’ve never actually done makeup on these two before. So even though what you’re doing today is nothing more than just a consultation with the two, you can’t stop the shaking in your hands, glad that you will be able to blame it on the cold. You need to do well today. Whether or not you really get the job depends on it.
No pressure.
It’s still dark out when you make it to the address the company sent you, an obscure studio in Seoul supposedly nearby to the Ateez dorms but still hidden from the public’s prying eyes. You check your phone. 6:45am. Perfect, 15 minutes early. You go to your contacts, calling Bae Hyerin, the agent you had been working with during this whole process.
“Good morning Hyerin-unnie! I’ve just arrived at the studio.” You call out into the phone, hoping your usually cheery tone overrides the shakiness in your voice.
“Ah, you’re early! One moment, I’ll let you in!” She hangs up, and you smile to yourself. Hyerin has been a lifeline since this whole ordeal began, possibly one of the sweetest people you’ve ever met. She’s two years older than you, and even though you haven’t known her long, she’s helped you like an older sister, standing up for you when others undermined your abilities or made snarky comments about your Korean, and always praising you for your hard work. You can’t help but feel some of your nervousness dissipate when she greets you at the door with an excited smile.
“Y/N-ah! Welcome!” She says happily, gently pulling you inside. “It’s freezing out, please come in!”
You obey, familiarly holding her arm while she gives you a brief tour of the studio. There’s a large space inside past the entrance with two spaces—one with a couch, some seating, a small fridge, and a TV, presumably an area for the members to relax or sleep while they wait. But you’re more interested in the other side, a slightly smaller space with clean tile floors and four neat stations, three of which are clearly occupied with various products and tools. The fourth is completely empty, with nothing but the vanity, a chair, one staple hair tools, and a large lit mirror. You nearly drool at the sight. Assuming all goes well, this station would be all yours. Hyerin seems to notice, and she ruffles your hair lovingly with a laugh. She lets you set your large makeup bag on the empty vanity, getting a few things set up before they arrive for their consultation.
You blow hot air onto your freezing hands, relieved to finally have a bit of time to yourself to prepare. Unpacking a few things onto the vanity, you count once again to make sure you haven’t missed anything. Their respective foundations and concealers—check. Clean brushes for each of them—check. Palettes—check. Respective lip products—check. Everything is still unopened.
Phew.
Ater reassuring yourself that, yes, you brought all of their hair products too, you relax a bit, taking a seat on the couch in the other side of the studio. Now there’s nothing to do but wait.
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It’s still quiet in the Ateez dorms when Wooyoung begrudgingly wakes up to his alarm. 6:00am. Gross. He sighs and manages to get himself out of bed, cringing as the cold air hits his torso while he desperately searches for a hoodie. He struggles to get it on as he trudges over to find Jongho, knowing the younger member probably snoozed his alarm.
Entering his room, he smiles affectionately at the younger man still laying comfortable in bed, his squishy face pressed against the pillow and his blankets pulled all of way up to his chin. The serene moment is interrupted quickly, however, as Wooyoung climbs onto Jongho’s bed, effectively laying on top of him and wriggling around in an affectionate attempt to wake him up. Jongho groans and turns onto his back, sending Wooyoung rolling of to the other side of the bed. Puffing his lips out in a pout, Wooyoung shakes Jongho’s shoulders in another attempt to wake him up, making him grumble outa string of curses before opening his eyes. “What?” He asks, annoyed.
Wooyoung sighs. “We have to get ready to leave. Another makeup artist consultation.” Jongho reciprocates a sigh. Last month, the makeup artist responsible for taking care of the two men’s hair and makeup quit unexpectedly, leaving the company in a desperate search for somebody to fill the position. Over the last few weeks, Jongho and Wooyoung had to wake up early countless times in order to meet with potential candidates for consultations, the company wanting only the best for their prized members. Unfortunately for the two men, their company is picky. Jongho has lost count of how many artists they’ve consulted with over the last few weeks, and he’s tired of waking up earlier than everybody else everyday just to meet with another candidate that ultimately gets rejected. He has no doubt that today wont be any different.
Wooyoung seems to be thinking the same thing, because he nods sympathetically while he slides off of the younger members bed. “I know. But we have no other choice. Get up and get ready, we have to leave in 45 minutes. If we’re lucky, we’ll find a good candidate soon and we won’t have to do this shit anymore.”
Jongho sighs, but complies, forcing himself awake.
Now showered and clean shaven, the two men meet with their manager outside of the dorms, greeting him and climbing in the back of his car with less than eager expressions.
“Who’s the candidate this time?” Wooyoung asks, not doing much to hide the bitterness in his tone.
Manager-nim buckles up and starts the familiar drive to the makeup studio, looking at the tired men in his rear-view mirror with a sympathetic expression. “It’s somebody new, no experience. She’s foreign, moved here less than a year ago from what I gathered, so she speaks little Korean.”
The two men sigh, tired. Out of respect they say nothing, but their thoughts are clear. Why are we wasting our time doing this again? Manager-nim seems to take notice, and he adds quietly, “Hyerin-ssi recommended her.”
Jongho’s eyebrows raise slightly, though his face is still skeptical. Hyerin is known for being rather harsh when it comes to perfecting makeup—its part of what makes her such a good leader. So if she were to recommend somebody so unqualified to even consult with the members… she must see potential there. Still skeptical, the two opt for saying nothing.
Wooyoung nudges Jongho’s shoulder, waking the poor, tired boy as the car pulls into the lot of the studio. Wooyoung, deciding to be optimistic, smiles as he exits the car, hissing through his teeth at the cold but giggling regardless. No point in making yourself any more miserable, is there? Jongho couldn’t care less about looking towards the bright side of things. He’s tired, cold, and pissed off, and quite frankly he doesn’t want to be here. His face only prolongs Wooyoung’s fit of giggles.
Entering the studio, Bae Hyerin greets the three at the door, taking their coats.
“Good morning! Thank you two for coming in so early.”
Wooyoung nods, less grumpy now that he’s woken up a bit. “Of course! We’re excited~” It isn’t a complete lie, he justifies to himself. Jongho says nothing.
Hyerin isn’t blind to the air of annoyance eminating from the two youngest members, but she decides not to mention it. “I’m excited for you guys to meet her, too! She worked as a student under the studio for a few months, but honestly there wasn’t much we could teach her that she didn’t know already. She’s amazing.”
The two blink, a bit surprised. It’s the first time they’ve ever heard Hyerin speak so highly about anybody. Wooyoung smiles, looking forward to this visit a little more now. “What’s her name?”
Hyerin smiles fondly. “Y/N. She’s foreign, but I’ve had no difficulty communicating with her. She’s really cute, I hope you guys like her. I sincerely want her on our team.”
Wooyoung laughs softly, a bit entertained by how fondly their usually strict coworker is speaking about this new candidate. “Are you sure you don’t just have a crush on her?” He asks teasingly, making Hyerin roll her eyes and playfully smack his shoulder.
”Hush.”
Jongho opens his mouth to speak, but is suddenly interrupted by the sound of a new voice calling out from the doorway.
“Unnie, I’m sorry but is there any water I can- …uhm…” You blink with your wide doe eyes as you meet the gaze of two stunning men standing in the entrance speaking with Hyerin, confused. Hyerin turns around and smiles sweetly at you, walking over and gently pulling you toward the two men. Unable to do anything else, you let her.
“Good timing, Y/N, our members just got here! Wooyoung, Jongho, this is Y/N, the makeup artist you will be consulting with today.”
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A bit flustered to be meeting them so unexpectedly, you just blink for a second with your pretty, flustered eyes, before remembering yourself. You bow deeply.
“I’m sorry, you surprised me. My name’s Y/N, I’ll be taking care of you two today.”
Wooyoung giggles softly, finding the whole situation rather endearing, and Jongho can’t help himself as he, too, smiles at the scene. You’re nothing short of adorable, with deer-like features and a welcoming closed-lipped smile. Your hair falls short around your shoulders, fluffy as it frames your face, though it doesn’t appear to be particularly styled. Your face is adorned in a subtle, natural makeup, not appearing to be much more than a simply base, natural eye makeup, and some pretty pink lip gloss, but Jongho notes to himself that it suits your face perfectly. Your outfit is also simple, a cream colored, tight-fit turtleneck sweater tucked into light-wash baggy jeans topped off with a simple brown leather belt. Nothing about your appearance is necessarily astounding, but your girl-nextdoor vibe leaves the two finding themselves admiring how pretty you are.
Nervous as you feel their eyes on you, you instinctively reach to hold Hyerin’s hand, making Wooyoung press his lips tight together in an attempt to suppress his sudden cuteness aggression. Jongho smiles after only a few seconds since your introduction, bowing in return. “Good morning, Y/N, my name is Jongho Choi.” He responds in English. You blush from the cute gesture, giggling in slight surprise. Picking up on it, Wooyoung does the same. “I’m Jung Wooyung. Or… Wooyoung Jung. Nice to meet you!”
You laugh softly, giving the two the opportunity to admire your smile, which they find equally as endearing as the rest of you. “Nice to meet you too. Jongho, Wooyoung.” You nod in each of their directions, making them laugh. You feel Hyerin squeeze your hand happily, and you return the squeeze. “Which of you would like to work with me first? I can give you two some time to relax before we start while I get set up. I know it’s early.” You say politely, this time in Korean. You take your time with each sentence, wanting to pronounce everything correctly.
“Me first!” Wooyoung replies eagerly, interrupting Jongho snaps his head to look at Wooyoung in protest. Wooyoung shut him down quickly, stating simply, “I’m older.”
You laugh lightheartedly, enjoying the scene. “Alright then, Wooyoung-ssi first. I’ll give you a few minutes to eat something and get settled in while I set up, yeah? Just let me know whenever you’re ready.” Both men nod and thank you politely as you turn to leave, silent for a moment.
As soon as you’re out of sight, Wooyoung whispers excitedly, laughing in spite of himself. “She is cute!’
Hyerin laughs. “I know, right?”
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You hum to yourself as you get Wooyoung’s makeup ready on the vacant vanity, looking over your drawings one more time for good measure while Wooyoung and Jongho laugh over a small breakfast in the other room. Convincing yourself that you know his daily makeup by heart, you turn to rehearsing different hairstyles in your head, knowing it’s your weak spot. Wooyoung usually uses this mouse… or was it the other one? No, he likes the coconut one, right. And he recently got his hair bleached, so use an extra strength heat protectant for good measure. You jump as Wooyoung suddenly appears behind you, tapping your shoulder with a bottle of water. You wince as your jaw clamps down and you bite the inside of your cheek, but smile as you turn around.
“You okay?” Wooyoung laughs, sorry to have scared you. “Here, you were asking for water earlier.”
“Ah, thank you!” You feel a bit relieved, suddenly remembering how dry your mouth is. “Sorry, I was in my own world for a moment. Ready?”
Wooyoung nods, and you smile up at him, pulling the chair out for him and gesturing for him to take a seat. He obliges, sitting down and letting you drape a light cape over his front to protect his clothes. You pump the chair up a few inches, steeling yourself with a few breaths. God, I’m dramatic. You think, exhaling in slight annoyance at how nervous you are. It’s really not that serious.
“Any specific styles you want for today?” You ask, unable to bear staying alone with your thoughts any longer.
Wooyoung thinks, blinking. “Mmm… cool… sexy style.” He replies with a hint of bravado, making you smile. He lifts his hands, pushing one side of his hair back. ”Maybe half slicked back hair like vintage American TV actors, you know? And for makeup just… simple. Handsome..”
You nod, relieved to know exactly the style he’s referring to. You smile, and, unable to handle feeling awkward, you mock a salute. “Aye aye, captain.”
Wooyoung laughs, his eyes a bit surprised, but he quickly shakes his head through fits of giggles. “No, I’m not the captain! That title is only for Hongjoong-hyung.”
You blink, a bit confused for a moment. Hongjoong. As in Kim Hongjoong, the leader of Ateez? Probably. Thank goodness you did at least a little research. “Ah, your leader is the captain? Apologies.” You reply smoothly, your doe eyes sparkling with humor.
Wooyoung nods, clasping his hands in his lap and smiling with intrigue. “Do you know anything about Ateez?” He asks, watching as you squeeze some sun cream onto the back of your hand.
You laugh awkwardly. “Only what I researched when I found out I would be consulting with you two today.” You admit, gently applying some of the sun cream onto his face with the pad of your ring finger. “Eight handsome members with a pirate concept working hard to bring badass stages all around the world.” You say simply, summing up what you know.
Wooyoung laughs, endeared by your description. “You think we’re handsome?” He finds himself asking, wanting to tease you.
You nod, humming affirmatively without hesitation as you blend the cream on his face. You make brief eye contact and smile cheekily before refocusing on his makeup, making him blush.
Well, that backfired, he thinks, cursing himself internally for his failed attempt at flustering you. “How old are you?” He asks suddenly, almost without thinking.
You smile. “I was born 1999.”
He blinks, suddenly excited. “Oh, we’re the same age! Shall we drop the honorifics?”
You meet eyes with him, equally surprised, before nodding eagerly. “Ah, I would like that.”
Conversation comes easy with Wooyoung from that moment onward, as you introduce yourselves and get more comfortable with joking around. Jongho observes with slight surprise from the lounge portion of the large space, taking note of every laugh and blush from Wooyoung at your occasional remarks. He smirks, capturing a picture of the moment and sending it in the Ateez group chat, wanting to tease his hyung. But as he looks closer at the photo, he gasps slightly, catching a glimpse of his completed makeup while you finish up his hair. It’s nothing special, just what appears to Wooyoung’s normal, daily makeup. But something about the harmony of his features looked different… it was the closest thing to perfection he’d ever seen. He looks up from his phone, squinting to try and see him from across the room as if to confirm what he’s seeing. Unfortunately for him, you turn the chair around almost as soon as he does so, done with Wooyoung’s hair and eagerly showing him the finished look in the mirror.
Wooyoung’s reaction is equally as surprised.
He gasps as he sees the job you’ve done, taken aback as he leans forward to look closer at his makeup. The base is so flawless it may as well be his skin, and he reaches up to poke his cheek as if to make sure it isn’t a filter. His eye makeup is minimal, but the product is placed perfectly to accentuate the sharpness of his eyes rather than change the shape, something makeup artists have done commonly in the past. His lips are done in a perfect color for his skin tone, with gloss placed subtly in places where it can only be seen when the light hits it at certain angles, sculpting his plump lips beautifully. Even his nose, one of his proudest features, is perfectly carved out, again accentuating the feature just enough for it to harmonize with everything else. It’s shocking, frankly.
You knot your hands together, fidgeting nervously. Mistakenly taking his silence for dissatisfaction, you bite the inside of your cheek and shuffle on your feet.] “Ah.. is there anything you would like me to change…?” You ask tentatively, worried you might cry if he doesn’t say something soon. He seems to notice, because he pries his eyes away from the mirror and turns to face you, excitedly grasping your hands.
“No… this is amazing. How did you even do this?” He asks, no sign of his usual teasing smile on his face—only sincere shock.
You blush, suddenly looking away, feeling shy and…relieved. “Ah, really? I’m glad you like it.” You say quietly, hoping he can’t feel the nervous tremble of your hands. If he notices, he doesn’t say anything.
He lets go, turning back to look at the makeup in the mirror again. “Jongho-yah, come here. Look.”
Jongho stands up, also eager to get a closer look. He gasps in the same way as Wooyoung, gripping Wooyoung’s chin and tilting his head side to side in admiration. “Handsome…”
Wooyoung nods, meeting Jongho’s gaze with wide eyes as he communicates silently what he’s thinking. Jongho’s eyes say the same thing.
You clear your throat nervously, checking the time. “I’m sorry, if you don’t mind, can I get started with Jongho-ssi? We only have 45 minutes before you have to leave to get ready for your next schedule.”
“Ah, sorry.” Wooyoung says, removing his cape and handing it to Jongho while he swaps positions with the younger man. “Go ahead~”
You nod in thanks, and get to work with Jongho, starting the process all over again.
By the time you’ve finished up with his makeup, turning him around to style his hair, he’s already as energetic as Wooyoung, laughing at almost every silly remark you make and rebutting with ease. Wooyoung notices, noting to himself how easily you manage to adjust to different member’s humor. For reasons unbeknownst to him, that thought makes his cheeks feel warm. You speak comfortably as you style his hair, this styling a bit cuter than Wooyoung’s, per Jongho’s request. It doesn’t take long before you’re done with his hair as well, and you gently pat his shoulder before turning the chair around so he can see the final result.
The two men’s reactions are no different this time. Again, his features are balanced perfectly, with lips a perfect shade of pink, super soft nose contour, and puppy eyes accentuated with bits of subtle sparkles Jongho has never worn before, though he can’t help but like them. It’s perfect.
Wooyoung is quick to run over and admire the work as well, unable to close his jaw as he looks it over. “Jongho-yah, I don’t think you’ve ever looked so good.” He says, a hint of teasing in his tone.
You shake your head, laughing. “His bare face is my favorite. Both of you are perfect canvases to work on, seriously. So handsome. All I do is make that handsomeness pop for the cameras.” You explain, wiping excess makeup off your hands with a wet wipe. “But I’m glad you both like it.”
Both of them blush, unable to say anything in response as you excuse yourself to go wash your hands, struggling with just the wipes. Now along, the boys can finally speak in private.
“Hyung…” Jongho says softly, his voice carrying a tone Wooyoung’s maybe heard only once or twice before. “She’s perfect, seriously.”
Wooyoung nods, agreeing with a hushed, but still undeniably excited tone. “And also she’s so-“
“Cute, right?” Hyerin interjects, walking in the room. The two nods unashamedly. Hyerin steps closer, admiring your work on their faces. “Perfect, as usual. To think she was so nervous she would mess up today…” She shakes her head, smiling proudly as you return. You chirp happily at seeing her and rush over, quick to hug her arm.
“You did a good job, Y/N. You managed to make these two sleepy fools look like idols.” She praises sweetly, making Jongho scoff playfully.
You laugh nervously, shaking your head. “Thank you, Unnie. I’m glad you like it.” You turn as you hear the chime of the front door’s bell, presumably their manager re-enter the building to pick the two members up. You let Hyerin go so she can bring them in, and you’re surprised to see a few new faces instead of their manager. Hyerin clears her throat.
“Y/N, these are the people I was telling you about that would observe your work. No need to be nervous, they’re just going to talk with the members for a bit and make some final decisions.” She winks, but your shoulders still tense slightly at her unspoken words.
They’re going to determine whether or not you get the job.
You feel a sudden poke on your hip and look down to see Jongho smiling. You let out a breath at his sweet thumbs up, smiling slightly in return and bowing your head in silent thanks.
“Y/N, why don’t you go ahead and head out for the day? You did well.” Hyerin interjects, her face sympathetic. You nod, quickly moving to clean up the vanity and pack everything back into your compactable makeup bag. You give a quick bow to Wooyoung and Jongho, grinning sweetly before turning around, quick to leave the building.
Wooyoung and Jongho look at each other and smile, silently crossing their fingers while their hair and makeup is being observed.
They like you.
Yeah, they like you a lot.
This fic belongs to @frflyavenue and nobody else—please do not steal this work or any other works by this author <3
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How I met your Father. | Bucky Barnes x f!reader
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Pairings: Bucky Barnes x f!reader
Themes: Getting noticed by your crush. Pining from Reader.
Summary: You work at the cafe Bucky always goes to and you've had a crush on him for MONTHS.
A/N: Conntected with How's Retirement, Bucky? and Ouch, my face.
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The bell above the door jingles as the early morning rush dwindles down, leaving only the occasional customer trickling in. You’re wiping down the counter, lost in thought, when your coworker, Emma, elbows you hard enough to make you stumble.
“Ow, what—” You shoot her a glare, but her eyes are wide, and she nods her head toward the door with a smirk.
“Guess who just walked in,” she whispers conspiratorially, her grin widening. “Mr. Grumpy Pants himself.”
Your heart does an involuntary flip, and your eyes dart to the entrance. Sure enough, there he is, all dark and brooding with that permanent scowl on his face. Bucky Barnes, the man who you’ve secretly—and very stupidly—had a crush on for the past three months.
“Oh my God, stop calling him that,” you hiss, but your voice is a pitch too high, giving you away instantly. You try to ignore the fact that your cheeks feel like they’re on fire.
Emma just chuckles and nudges you again, her voice teasing. “Come on, Y/N, everyone knows you’ve got it bad for him. You literally beam like a sunflower whenever he’s around.”
Another coworker, Lily, pokes her head out from behind the espresso machine and joins in. “Yeah, it’s like you’re part of some weird ‘grumpy guy fan club’ or something. He never even smiles, and you’re over here trying to win him over with puns and pastries.”
“Y’all are the worst,” you mutter, willing yourself to calm down. “And it’s not a fan club. It’s called being friendly.”
“Uh-huh, sure,” Emma drawls, winking. “Being friendly. That’s why you spend extra time drawing hearts in his latte foam.”
“I do not!” You glare at her, scandalized. “He doesn’t even order lattes!”
“Okay, but if he did,” she teases, “you’d find a way.”
“Shut up, he’s coming over,” you say under your breath, hurriedly pushing Emma and Lily away as you straighten up, forcing yourself to look composed and nonchalant.
Bucky walks up to the counter, his usual stoic expression firmly in place. He gives you a nod of acknowledgment, but not much more.
“Morning,” he grumbles.
“Good morning!” you chirp, and damn it, there’s that stupid sunflower smile on your face again. You catch Emma and Lily exchanging knowing looks behind the counter and pointedly ignore them. “Usual today?”
“Yeah, iced americano,” he replies, his voice that familiar low rumble.
You ring him up, trying to suppress the fluttery feeling in your chest. As you grab a cup and scribble his name on it (which you definitely didn’t write just a little fancier than everyone else’s), you decide to take a chance. You shoot him a playful look.
“Hey, did you hear about the coffee that got arrested?”
He blinks at you, his brows furrowing slightly. “No. Why?”
“It got mugged,” you say brightly, giving the punchline your best delivery, complete with a little ta-da gesture.
Silence. Bucky just stares at you, his expression unreadable. It’s like talking to a statue. You can practically feel Emma and Lily holding their breaths, waiting for his reaction.
“...Right,” he mutters finally, nodding slowly. “Mugged.”
You wilt a little but keep your smile plastered on. “Tough crowd, huh?”
“Yeah,” he replies, and for a second—just a split second—you think you see a flicker of something in his eyes, like amusement. Or maybe you’re imagining things.
You finish making his coffee, and as you hand it to him, Emma stage-whispers from behind the counter. “Come on, Mr. Barnes! Give her a break. She’s been working on those jokes all week.”
“Emma!” you hiss, mortified. Your eyes dart to Bucky’s, your heart hammering.
But instead of looking annoyed, he tilts his head, regarding you with a sort of curious intensity. “All week, huh?”
“Uh, yeah,” you admit sheepishly, clutching the edge of the counter. “I mean, not just for you or anything—”
“Yes, just for you,” Emma interjects, grinning wickedly. Lily nods enthusiastically, her eyes wide and teasing.
You shoot them both a murderous glare, and Bucky’s gaze flickers between the three of you. Then, to your complete and utter shock, he makes a sound. It’s barely audible—more of a huff than a laugh—but you catch it. Your eyes widen.
“Did you—” You lean forward, grinning uncontrollably. “Did you just laugh?”
“No.” He denies it immediately, shaking his head, but his lips twitch like he’s fighting off a smile.
“You did!” You point at him accusingly. “I heard it!”
“Keep dreaming, Y/N,” he mutters, but there’s something softer in his tone now. He glances down at his coffee cup, where your careful handwriting spells out ‘Bucky :)’ with a little smiley face beside it, it’s almost mocking his stubborn scowl.
He sighs—one of those heavy, put-upon sighs that he’s so good at—and looks back at you. “You’re persistent, I’ll give you that.”
“You have no idea,” you say with a grin. “And one of these days, I’m gonna make you smile for real. Just you wait.”
“Uh-huh.” He nods, raising an eyebrow as if to say I’d like to see you try. “Good luck.”
With that, he turns to leave, but just as he’s about to reach the door, he pauses. You’re still watching him, breathless and grinning like an idiot. He glances around the café, his eyes flicking to the stereo speakers mounted on the walls.
You follow his gaze, and that’s when you hear it: the soft, melodic intro to Sunflower by Post Malone. The lyrics drift through the air, the singer crooning about being left in the dust, a sunflower, and you feel a pang of embarrassment. Of course this song would start playing now.
Bucky’s gaze shifts back to you, and something changes in his expression. He looks at you—really looks at you—as if he’s putting together a puzzle that’s been right in front of him this whole time.
“See you tomorrow, sunflower,” he says, his voice lower, gentler.
You freeze, sure you’ve misheard him. “Wait—what?”
But he just smirks—smirks, like he knows something you don’t—and nods at the speakers. “You beam like one of those. Didn’t even need the song to tell me.”
He turns away, and you’re left standing there, staring at his retreating back as the door swings shut behind him. The café falls silent except for the soft chorus of the song. Emma and Lily stare at you, jaws practically on the floor.
“Did he just—”
“Yeah,” you breathe, still staring at the door. “He called me sunflower.”
Emma lets out a whoop, and Lily clutches her heart dramatically.
“Oh my God, Y/N, he’s so into you,” Emma squeals. “You broke Mr. Grumpy Pants! You did it!”
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The door swings shut behind him, he makes it a few steps down the sidewalk before he slows to a stop, his coffee cup in his hand. He glances back over his shoulder, through the glass windows, where you’re still standing behind the counter, wide-eyed and speechless.
For a moment, he just stands there, watching you laugh as your coworkers swarm around, teasing you. You’re always like that—smiling, bright, never wavering in your ridiculous attempts to make him laugh. Even when he gives you nothing but deadpan responses and stony glares.
“Sunflower,” he murmurs under his breath, shaking his head. The word tastes strange on his tongue—soft, unfamiliar—but not unpleasant. He lets out a slow breath, and before he can stop himself, a small smile tugs at the corner of his lips.
“Damn,” he mutters to himself, turning away before anyone can catch him grinning like an idiot. “Persistent little thing.”
He takes another step, his smile growing. Maybe tomorrow, he’ll linger a little longer. See what other terrible jokes you’ve got up your sleeve.
After all, it’s not like he’s in a rush to go anywhere else.
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star-lights-up · 1 month ago
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I pitch to you: the x men movies. Everything is exactly the same, except Charles acts exactly like Wade.
Like fourth wall breaking morally grey nonsense. And the only reason he doesn't abuse his powers is "see, the fuckass stupid script said that I had to be a good guy. Fuck those fucking motherfuckers -- but I've gotta let it go. For the plot."
Also I need him to just ceaselessly either be thirsting over or making fun of Erik. Just. One minute it's "where did your ass go, gayboy? and what's up with the turtlenecks, good fucking heavens, it's like you're trying to be a CEO and not a dipshit with anger management issues." and then the next minute he's just, 100% hitting on him, using bad pickup lines, genetic related puns, probably drawing some fanart, making erik very, very uncomfortable and also. well. a little intrigued.
And like. I mean. He'd still be charles. He'd still care very deeply about the people around him, and want the best for the world and mutants and whatever, and he'd still be a nerdy little intellectual. He'd just be 100% more exasperated and not be afraid to express it using very strong language. And he'd have the power to break the fourth wall.
(bonus points if that goes for all telepaths. Would love to see jean acting like a complete little shit just like her dad. And Emma giving the camera little judgy, jim-from-the-office glances, like, "you see these idiots I'm dealing with?")
(extra bonus points if Erik is just super, super confused. None of the other characters seem to mention how just, like, UNHINGED charles is. Meanwhile he's watching this man talk to no one and routinely make fun of the fact that he has no ass, then turn around and be like, "so, should we make out?" And also somehow that is the hottest man he's ever seen and his best friend and how in the fucking world can he feel that way about that LOSER!?)
also this all came to be because of this one image
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just. you see it, right?
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enby-jellyfish · 1 month ago
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Unlucky in Love
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Wade Wilson (Deadpool) X GN!Reader (POC friendly)
Pronouns: You/Your, They/Them
Summary: You ever went on a date so bad you gotta break the 4th wall?
Warnings: Cursing (It's Wade, c'mon), self-deprecation, Wade has a slight breakdown but it's all good in the end.
Word Count: 922
A/N: Idk if this format of writing works but I had fun, so who cares...
Well hello, you wonderful readers. It’s me. Your favourite merc with a mouth: Deadpool. And boy, do I have plans tonight.
I’m about to go on a date. Which means someone, somewhere, actually agreed to spend time with me. On purpose. I know, I know, I’m just as shocked as you are. I checked them for a concussion. They’re fine. Probably.
Now, unfortunately for my emotional stability, I am straight up head over heels for this person. Like, if I were a cartoon character, my heart would be lunging out of my chest and my eyes would be shaped like hearts. So, I want this date to go well.
So, here’s the plan: step 1, show up with flowers. Say something charming. Not creepy. Maybe a pun. Puns are romantic, right? Not cheesy at all? God, it’s been a while huh...
Anyway, step 2: dinner at that hip new place with the truffle fries and overpriced water. (How do you overprice water? It LITERALLY falls from the sky, but okay, pop off capitalism.)
Then step 3, a classic, mushy-gushy movie. Hopefully followed by a totally PG-rated make out sesh. Or PG-13. Or whatever rating I can get away with.
Whelp, now that I’m done monologuing, I’m off. Wish me luck, dear reader.
Wade rings your doorbell and checks himself out in your window one last time. His new dress-suit goes well with his mask.
You open the door. You. Beautiful you. The you I definitely didn’t spend two hours nervously googling whether normal people wear red spandex on first dates for. “Well, well. If it isn’t my favourite person in the whole world looking like a whole snack.”
Wade presents his flowers with a flourish that would make the best magician jealous. "Aww, you shouldn't have!" You smile, take them, inhale deeply... and immediately sneeze. And then again. And again.
Oh no.
“Shit. Shitshitshit. Are you allergic?! I could’ve sworn they were hypoallergenic! That’s what the lady at the weird corner stand said!”
You give your best attempt at a smile through your sneezes. “No, they’re gr- Achoo! -eat, really!”
Wade snatches the bouquet and yeets it into the nearest bush. “They were on sale anyway.” Wade shrugs, rubbing his neck apologetically.
“You bought me discount flowers? I’m not worth full price?” You squint at him teasingly as you wipe your nose. “Hey, flowers are expensive! Be glad I didn’t steal them. I almost did. But then I thought, ‘Hey, let’s impress them with legally acquired flora.’”
Okay. Flowers = disaster. But dinner? Dinner is where I shine. Candlelight. My oh-so-great and totally not-out-of-practice flirting. Lady and the Tramp-ing a single truffle fry, except-
“I’m sorry, Mr... uh… Pool. It seems your table was double-booked.”
“Double-booked?! But I bribed that waiter with an expired Olive Garden gift card and a drawing of Spider-Man in a position I won’t describe in front of my gorgeous date!”
The poor hostess gives the two of you an apologetic look. “Sorry. Nothing I can do.”
Well shucks. Trashy fast food it is…
You take a bite of your burger, eyes rolling back slightly. “Honestly? Better than truffle fries.” Wade nods in agreement, though still bummed out. “I knew I liked you for more than just your butt. But also your butt.”
At least you can’t go wrong with a movie, right?
Right!?
Okay. So the movie starts out decent. Classic setup. Some romance. Some drama. Some action. And then... it all goes so wrong.
Plot holes the size of Canada. CGI so bad you just know those poor artists were underpaid. The actors making choices… that are there. You exchange one long, horrified glance.
“Do you just want to get out of here?” Wade whispers to you. “I thought you’d never ask.” The two of you awkwardly shuffle past the other people that somehow haven’t run out yet.
“How did they even manage to make a movie so bad? It wasn’t even good-bad, it was just bad.” Wade vents as you walt towards the exit. “No idea. I think the director was having a moment.”
“And the writers, actors, and composer. The whole production is just a shitshow.” Wade opens the door for you, only to find it absolutely pouring outside.
“Of course it’s raining.” Wade mutters, sighing heavily. “This night was supposed to be good. Like, actually good. I mean- I tried. I wanted it to be special. And-”
Wade’s voice cracks.
He looks up at the sky.
“Author, you suck.” He mumbles. “You could’ve made this the fluffiest fic to ever fluff, but nooo. You had to go all angstcore on my ass.”
You interrupt his crazed ranting at the sky by grabbing his face and pressing a kiss right over the mouth of his mask. “I had fun.” Wade blinks. “You did?”
You smile, brushing your thumb over his masked cheekbone. “Yeah, I did. ‘Cause though this date was pretty shitty, it was shitty with you.”
Wade lets out a strangled noise from the back of his throat. “Wait, hold on- that was actually really cute. Gimme a second.”
Wade takes a step back, sniffles, and clears his throat. As a cherry on top he wipes away a non-existent tear, before turning back to you.
“Okay. I’m back. Where were we?” The way you smile at him makes him feel all warm inside.
You shrug, stepping closer with a mischievous glint in your eyes. “Making out in the rain?” You say, arms sliding around Wade’s neck. “YES. YES, WE WERE.”
ROLL CREDITS, BABY.
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Thank you for reading <3
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instant-delusions · 1 year ago
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I am so glad you’re taking reqs!! Beach sex with rafayel on my mind 24/7 😔😳
not u reading my mind...💓💓
𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐮𝐩! ˚⋆𓇼˚⊹ 𖦹 ⁺。°
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𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐥 𝐱 𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐛! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐰: 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝐜𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐬, 𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐯, 𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐫
'it's 30°C in linkon right now, people! that means swimming, beach parties, sex on the beach, and beaches."
you groaned at the weather reporter's distasteful pun and reached out to turn the volume of your mini radio down. huffing, you kneeled on your beach towel, re-knotting the strings of your bikini top. your eyes almost rolled to the back of your head when you felt stares on you, clenching your fist, you turned around to give whatever man thinks he has the audacity to-
"rafayel." you exclaimed in a relieved tone, letting your fist sink. said man cocked his head to the side with his signature smile - he was wearing dark blue swimming trunks and a creamy shirt, which he left unbuttoned. sunglasses sat on his purple hair, and the sun shined so brightly on him, it almost made his strands look lavender. "is an excuse of a man giving you trouble?" he asked, his voice laced with a tilt of threat. you shook your head, stretching out your legs and supporting your upper body with your arms to look at him. "i'd take care of that myself." you started, pursing your lips, "what're you doing here? i didn't think you'd be the type to enjoy public beaches."
the artist crouched down to be on eye level with you and began to draw random shapes into the sand. "you'd be right. i'm just passing through to the private beach i rented." he pointed his finger westways, signaling to a lonely patch of sand surrounded by trees. you gawked at him after the words 'rented' and 'private beach' left his throat and shook your head in disbelief. "rich people have weird hobbies."
rafayel let out a fake 'ha, ha.' but the grin on his face was genuine. letting his magenta eyes travel around the beach, he took in the empty beer bottles and weird people hanging around. "come, join me. this place sucks."
so you did. even though your crocs were filling up with hot sand, it was thrilling to have a beach just for the two of you. after placing your (definitely not spongebob printed) bath towel, rafayel immediately lifted you over his shoulder and dropped you into the icy, salty seawater. resurfacing, you gasped - pulling your wet hair back from your face.
"you."
just hearing the pure, hot anger in your tone, rafayel booked it into the other direction. "you motherfucker!" you sprinted after him, hunter senses kicking in until you tackled him onto the ground. "you're under arrest, rafayel." a cheshire cat-like grin formed on his face, his eyes lighting up with mischief. "what're you gonna do to me, miss hunter?" he began, leaning closer to your face. "what's my sentence?" he whispered, slowly turning both of you around. feeling the energy switch abruptly, you broke eye contact. "i'll...keep you in a small fishbowl, like cosmo and wanda."
letting out a chuckle, he kissed your bare shoulder. "doesn't seem that bad." nuzzling deeper into your neck, he pressed hot mouthed kisses to your throat and collarbone, making you whine out needily. "please, rafa. not here, they'll see." locking eyes with him, you knew this was a useless battle. his eyes were glazed over, a hunger you knew all too well reflecting in them. "I don't care." he said, voice muffled by your skin. spreading your legs, you gave him space to settle, which he took with delight. "seems like you don't care, either." you reacted with a pout, not wanting to admit you were down bad this immensely for him. "I'm still dripping from your attack. it must taste bad. or maybe it'll make a fish like you nostalgic."
rafayel laughed at your attempts to cover your shyness, finding it weirdly endearing. it is very unlike him to choose to stay quiet, but he did - drawing a map from your collarbone, between your chest and down to your waist with his lips, wetting them with seawater and the taste of you. he tightened the grip on your thighs once you started squirming, letting his other hand travel just a bit higher to undo the strings of your bikini and let it fall down your legs.
"fuck, I can't wait to taste you." rafayel rasped, guiding your legs onto his shoulders. a bright blush erupted on your cheeks, and you covered your face with your hands, panicking slightly. it's not like this is the first time you've slept with him, though somehow the same feeling pooled in your tummy - a mixture of embarrassment and excitement. rafayel's passionate and upfront personality makes sex feel so much more like an adventure. kissing your inner thighs, he teased what was about to happen, making you cage him in as if it were a reflex. "tsk." he tutted, tapping his finger on the plump of your upper legs to warn you. "behave."
it's very unlike you to submit, but for him, you do. you arch your back, whine and moan as he parts your wet folds with his fingers and licks long stripes between them, stopping everytime once he reaches your clit - kissing, biting and sucking it. thinking about having the most sought-after man in linkon between your legs makes this even more intense, and you feel yourself getting wetter. rafayel notices this as well, pumping a finger into your hole to make more of your juices seep out. he just liked the taste of you too much, he can't help it.
"get on your stomach." he said, watching you turn over. luckily, you caught a short glimpse of his reddened ears and his wet chin. once you were positioned to his liking, he gave your ass a spank, watching it jiggle with delight. a yelp escaped you as he did it again, grabbing it forcefully and pulling you flush against his hardened cock. feeling him pulse through the fabric of his trunks had you mewling, grinding your backside against him feverishly. "impatient, huh?" he commented hotly, clumsily pulling his drooling cock out, "me too."
all this waiting had you dizzy. grunting, you reached back and took his cock in you hand, to which he let out a surprised gasp. you felt it oozing out pre and almost moaned at how turned on your lover was too. not-so gently, you guided him between your folds and pressed your ass to his pelvis, taking it all at once. feeling him fill you up so nicely, his tip prodding at your cervix and every twitch of his pale dick mingling into your walls made you moan deliciously.
"fuck, (y/n), you're driving me insane." he whined, pushing his hand to your upper back to press you down, rafayel started to languidly drag his cock along your walls. everyone knows this artist isn't known for his patience or for being monotone, so the rhythm faltered quickly, ending in him thrusting into you so hardly, your ass clapping against his thighs echoed through the beach. you feared the water god he talked about might feel the ripples on the sea, cursing you for being so naughty in front of his domain. you screamed out, helplessly scratching at the sand underneath you as some sort of anchor for your sanity, but you lost yourself to the pleasure the moment he wrapped his arms around you and pressed his chest against your back, freely moaning and cursing into your ear.
"princess, you feel so good. fuck, your pussy is creaming on my cock, it's gonna suck me dry this time, I swear." he babbles. rafayel talks a lot normally, but once he loses himself inside you, the words just flow out. "r-ra-af", you choke out between thrusts, "it feels so good, oh my god." your pussy flutters once he hits a certain spot, and he immediately notices - abusing it with no hold-backs. if there's anything he wants, it's for you to go above and beyond the lines of pleasure, so he starts circling your clit with three fingers quickly, drawing circle and infinity shapes just how you like it. with no warning, no build up, you fall apart quickly, screaming his name to the heavens while you feel your soul escaping your body with a mind shattering orgasm. after a few seconds, your body is drained off all strength, and you become a doll in his hands to fuck his cum into.
"(y/n), you should've seen your face right now, never saw something more beautiful. it was so hot, fuck-" he buries his head into your neck while he lazily thrusts into you a few times more, stuffing his cock so deep into your pussy you fear he might target your womb. he doesn't move, keeping his pelvis flush against your back while filling you up -
"fuck, it's yours. I'm yours. take it."
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evelyn-in-space · 2 months ago
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rip turbo you wouldve LOVED cabinet man by lemon demon
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hello Wreck-It-Ralph (2012) fandom. yes, i too have watched The Video
i cant draw so i thought i would use my below average pixel art skills. yippee
(also i fear if i did not draw/write things i would explode)
various things that did not fit in 150x150:
turbo thinks its embarrassing to frown in front of anybody. so hes just. always smiling??? what is that bitch's problem
twist and turn escaped. let them be alive (they live on the other side of the arcade and try to distance themselves as much as possible from their brother. they are failing miserably)
mr. litwak probably wouldve unplugged turbotime before the crash of 87 because its a pretty buggy game (pun intended). there are five levels/tracks in the game but track 4 just REFUSES to load properly without crashing the whole damn thing. which makes track 5 inaccessible, too. only nerdiest of nerdy nerds know about that though (truly the turbotime equivalent of map 256), so everybody just thinks theres only 3 tracks
turbo himself can be pretty buggy (i look at the camera with a knowing smirk). 1. sometimes his winning sprite just stays on screen even after a new track has begun and 2. sometimes the "turbotastic" soundbite just repeats endlessly. for hours
turbo, twist, and turn all hate eachother equally. they were fighting CONSTANTLY
turbo has eyebags because he practices ALL THE FUCKING TIME
when turbo loses ONCE (probably because of either a bad player or due to his massive fucking ego) he goes into jealousy spiral for like a month afterwards. which includes the five stages of grief
BONUS!!!!!! everytime i look at that sketch i cry and throw up. help me pixel art lesbians
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bonus 2!!!!!!
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mssorceressupreme · 11 months ago
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Hiiii
I think your writing is soo addictive and creative, to me it's like a breath of fresh air, especially because an active Maze Runner blog is so hard 😭🤚
Could I request a Minho X reader, and reader is from one of the other mazes? Could you have her be really funny, always cracking puns and that's what she said jokes, loud, laughs a lot and is fun to be around .And she escapes with Aris, and she's a total badass in combat, and had a similar job to Minho so they bond over that lol.
Even if you don't write this, just know your writing is fire, so please never stop.
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of course love, I’d be more than happy to write this for you!! 🥰 actually since this prompt is really similar to what I was planning to write for my other POV, “Who Is She?”, I’ll make this a part two to that and weave in the elements of your prompt 🫶🏼🫶🏼 I hope this satisfies your idea 😭🫶🏼
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Who Is She? Pt. 2
Pairing: Minho x reader
Summary: a second part where Minho and you escape the compound with the others, and deeper feelings arise between the two of you.
Warnings: mild violence, use of guns
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“I’ll meet Thomas and the others on the other side, promise you’ll find us later?” Aris wanted to make sure you’d be safe before crawling through the vents beneath his bunk.
“Yeah I’ll find you guys, just need to do something real quick.” You affirmed, before the both of you parted ways, leaving your room for good.
The other members from your glade, were at the dining hall, you and Aris, however, wanted to grab this opportunity to escape the compound.
You shut the heavy metal door behind you, the screech was loud enough to draw attention to your room, but thank goodness there weren’t any guards around.
Or so you thought.
As you turned a corner, you were met with a large, intimidating figure. “You’re not supposed to be here,” he growled, his grip like iron as he grabbed your arm, yanking you harshly.
“Let go of me!” You snapped, treating to wrench your arm free, but as you did so, you managed to swiftly slip your hand inside his pocket and steal his ID card. The card that would hopefully grant you guys access through these high security doors.
“Let go!” You continued, but with each plea, his grip grew stronger. “I said let—”
“Let go.” Minho appeared on the end of the hallway, slowly making his way towards us. The guard glared at him, his grip no looser than before.
“As the host, I thought you’d have more decorum, some respect with how you treat your guests.” Minho frowned, “Don’t you agree Y/N?” He turned to you.
You smiled slyly, knowing what Minho was capable of, his confident demeanour was such a turn on for you. Man, it was hot when a guy knew what he was doing, confidently, at that.
The guard sneered, “This is none of your business. Get back to the dining hall.”
Minho’s expression darkened, his jaw clenching, “Let her go. Now.”
The guard’s grip faltered for a moment, but he didn’t release you. “Or what?”
Minho swiftly pulled out a gun, the metallic click echoing ominously in the hallway. The guard’s eyes widened in shock. “Where did you get that?!”
Without hesitation, Minho fired, the bullet sending an electric shock through the guard’s body. He collapsed to the ground, twitching as the current coursed through him.
Minho grabbed your hand, pulling you into a run.
“How did you find me? This place is like a maze,” you panted as the two of you sprinted down the corridor.
Minho flashed a proud grin, “Oh, trust me, mazes are my forte. I was a runner back in the glade.”
Your face lit up upon the common ground he just shared, “Nice to know I’m escaping with a fellow runner.”
“Why weren’t you with Aris? If I didn’t find you, you could’ve been…”
You took out the ID card and showed him, “To get this. Could be our way out.”
He nodded, “Not bad, I suppose runners are the smartest of the bunch.”
“A statement I will not defy.” You smirked.
“This way,” You continued to hold hands as he led you through the compound, all too easily. He had this whole placed mentally mapped out in a few days, which was impressive.
As he ran, you snuck a few glances at him, eyeing him up and down. The way he led you, his confidence, the way his black compression shirt hugged his physique perfectly, making his biceps evident. It made you drool internally, but no way would you ever admit that aloud.
Eventually, you both found the others, who managed to get Teresa out. Apart from reuniting with the others, we also now found that there were multiple troops of guards chasing after us, that’s lovely!
“Come on, we gotta go!!” Thomas urged everyone, “This way!!”
“Why are they shooting at us?!” Frypan yelled, dodging what seemed to be never-ending bullets.
“Anyone have ideas on how we’re going to make it through that bloody vault door?” Newt looked around frantically, seeking answers.
“Here! I’ve got it!” You pulled the card out of your pocket, swiping it multiple times before the door finally turned green, granting you access to escape. (a/n: their escape scene is a bit different from the movie lol)
As soon as you made it past the door, Aris smashed the keypad, sealing the doorway between the guards, Janson, and your group. Winston grabbed a pistol, which was resourceful.
“Good thinking, let’s grab some of their stuff while we can.” You instructed, grabbing a gun yourself, and a backpack.
The others followed through before Thomas hurried you lot once more, “Come on, we’ve got to go! Keep moving!”
You arrive at the main door, towering over the group of you. Thomas wasted no time pulling the lever, and Minho held out his hand for you to hold before officially escaping the compound.
“Just keep going!” Minho urged the group, “we’ll loose them in the storm.”
Teresa came across an abandoned mall, and decided to enter, “Come on! Get down here!”
The group of you entered down one by one, finding temporary refuge in a cracked, dilapidated mall. The blistering heat of the scorch was relentless, but Minho stayed close to you, his protective instincts kicking into high gear.
“Let’s pack some of this stuff up, anything you think you might need. We’ll split up, see what we can find and meet back here.” Thomas instructed, to which you nodded.
You wandered off alone, exploring the place with a tiny torch. The runner instincts in you had not diluted at all since the maze.
“Trying to get rid of me so fast?” Minho called out as he jogged up to you.
You chuckled, “Just wanted to explore that’s all.”
“Let’s do that together then, you’ll need this.” He tossed you a larger torch.
“Better.” You affirmed, turning it on.
“This place is dead silent…we could be as loud as we want and no one would hear us for miles.” You said, as you explored the mall.
Minho held back his laughter, “That’s what she said.”
You paused momentarily, before recalling what you said. We can be as loud as we want. I’d definitely be vocal for you Minho. “Whatever.” You playfully punch him, rolling your eyes but biting back a smile.
Under the moonlit sky, you and Minho shared a quiet moment. You stood in the soft glow of the broken mall’s atrium, a moonlight ray shining through the glass roof. The silver light casting ethereal shadows around you.
“I feel like now might be the perfect time to say…thank you,” You began, “…for saving me.” Your voice soft with gratitude.
“Of course, we needed that key card of yours.” He witty remarked earned another punch from you.
“Dick.” You chuckled.
Minho smiled, eyes warm and sincere, “I’ll always be there for you. You can trust me.”
A comfortable silence settled between them, filled with unspoken words and mutual understanding.
“You know, uh, I’m glad that it was you I ran into at the hallway that day.” You confessed, out of everyone in the world, you were glad that it was Minho you met that day.
“Wouldn’t have it any other way.” He smiled softly, before Thomas and the others ran over to you guys.
“RUN! RUN!” He shouted. The two of you stood there, squinting at his unusual behaviour.
“Oh shit!” You said in unison, as the two of you pieced together the fact that weird zombie like humans were chasing you. (a/n: they didn’t know the definition of cranks yet).
“Well, let’s hope we make it out alive!” You ran alongside Minho.
“If we do, will you marry me?” Minho blurted out, while sprinting.
“What?!” You were breathy, but a rush of adrenaline surged through you.
“Ignore what I said!” He yelled, turning back to get a view of our chasers.
“Only if you let me be your girlfriend first!” You shouted back amidst the running.
“Deal!”
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backwardshatnick · 3 days ago
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𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖺: 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗈
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in which they achieved their daily steps on a first date.
pairing: call centre representative!matt x customer!reader wc: 2.4k notes: yayyyy, they finally went out on a first date! click here for the masterlist :) divider by strangergraphics <3
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It was an early afternoon, the campus skies still painted bright blue with the university buildings casting great grey shadows on the concrete. The steps outside the Physics department were littered with tired students, dark circles visible as they dragged themselves out of the exam hall with the leftover energy they had from their 7th can of Red Bull this morning. Among the horde of hoodie-wearing students was Peony, clutching a crumpled formula sheet with a half-melted Cadbury bar and a plastic ruler placed in the pocket of her cream-coloured flannel.
And then she saw him.
Matt stood a little ways off, just past the bike rack, the curls on his hair springing out in all directions underneath his green fitted cap, clad in a matching green and beige flannel while he held something awkwardly behind his back as he almost tripped at an unsuspecting curb.
“Oh, crap,” she muttered under her breath, approaching with small and slow strides, “Please don’t tell me that’s—”
“A Peony for your thoughts?” Matt blurted out, stepping forward with a slightly crooked smile and revealing a slightly-too-large bouquet of pink peonies and a few white baby’s breath at the sides, all wrapped together in sandy cellophane.
Peony blinked in confusion, a laugh threatening to leave her rosy lips, “That’s a lot of thoughts,” now mentally counting the amount of peonies that were in the bouquet.
They were nine stems of it.
“I panicked,” he truthfully admitted, his left free hand scratching the back of his neck, “I was going to get just four of them but the florist scolded and upsold me. Saying some stuff about even stalks being bad luck or for funerals and something about baby’s breath symbolising innocence and purity… or whatever.”
She now stared at the bouquet before moving on to look at Matt, whose cheeks crept red and more crimson when their eyes met, “You researched flower symbolism?”
“What, no!” he deadpanned and cleared his throat upon realising the crass tone, “I got bullied by an old lady in a gardening apron and hat. Consider this a post-exam reward.”
A small smile twitched at the corner of Peony’s mouth, sincere and warm but heart still stubborn to thank him, choosing to tease instead.
“You do realise that giving someone flowers after an exam doesn’t undo the trauma, right?”
Shrugging, Matt passed the flowers further into Peony’s hands, “What can I say? As a Comms major, bringing gifts is still a form of communication.”
Peony finally took the bouquet into her embrace, careful to not let the brittle baby’s breath and peony petals from falling apart and careful to not let Matt see her flushed pink cheeks as she hid herself behind the wrapping paper, “Thanks, Bernard.”
He groaned and playfully rolled his eyes, “Are we really not done with that yet?”
“Well, it’s kind of hard to forget a guy who flirted with me through Ethernet puns.”
“God, please just delete that,” he answered, regret evident in his voice as he led the way to walk towards the quad, “Anyway, real-life me is way cooler. Or, like… slightly less prone to internet flirting. Trust.”
“Noted,” she grinned, “I do miss Bernard, though. He was so mysterious and so dreamy. All tech bro vibes. And you? You just tripped on a curb.”
“I was distracted! I was holding out a bouquet with your name screaming all over it, it’s an awful lot for a man to handle!”
Peony finally snapped and let out the chuckle that she had been keeping in, finally understanding that Matt did not need to be a time traveller to hand her the flowers prior to her exam, because his presence after battling pages and pages of drawings and calculations was more than enough to make her forget what the formulas that she had now folded in her jeans were about.
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They kept on walking, the air buzzing not only with fluffy dandelion ‘parachutes’, but lowkey with giddiness. The awkward tension of a first date between them accompanied the late spring atmosphere, a metaphor towards something that was about to blossom.
Peony and Matt walked side-by-side along the trees and square, passing by some sculptures and statues of great American physicists and chemists in silence, until she nudged him playfully with her elbow. He shifted his focus from the figures and looked at her and smiled, a little unsure, but certain of one thing.
He enjoyed this.
And Peony who was holding a bouquet of her namesake flowers and was pretending to not notice how close their hands were brushing against each other, was certain that she enjoyed this, too.
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Though Peony had promised that she would be picking the place and Matt who tried to act confident had trusted her, it was a big mistake on their part.
Why?
Because fifteen minutes after meeting outside the Physics building— Peony with the soft pink peonies awkwardly cradled in her arms and Matt with his long fingers of silver rings shoved in his pockets, they somehow had already circled the same courtyard at least three times.
“I swear it was open the last time I passed by it,” she defended herself, pointing at the closed bakery door, “Or are they just closed because finals are almost done.”
Trying to reduce the strain, Matt cracked a joke using his best breezy and nonchalant voice, “It’s totally fine, Peony. Circling buildings is a great way to build suspense. And I like suspense.”
“This is hella humiliating.”
“Well, I’m just glad I’ve worn in these Nikes. I feel like I’ve done a billion steps already and we haven’t even sat down.”
Shooting him a guilty look, Peony answered, “I did say I’d pick. So that’s on me. Sorry, Matt.”
“And I believed you, so that’s on me too.”
The both of them paused again in the middle of a random square, both looking left and right for a miraculous place that they have yet to notice and pass by throughout the time that they had been circling campus as the gentle midday breeze rustled her braid and Matt's small silver hoops.
A random college freshman who was riding a rented yellow electric scooter had whooshed past by, the side pocket of his backpack carrying a teal Tupperware bottle, its body condensing with beads of water, tempting Matt’s dry throat.
“Okay. You know what? We’re going back to the campus café, where you work. I need a lemonade from them before I go feral,” he said, not waiting for an answer as he pulled Peony’s hand into a gentle grip before the gaps between her fingers were filled with his while she bit back a smile, heart racing unquestionably at his naive gesture.
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As per usual, the main entrance to the Coffybara always jingled whenever a patron walks in and Peony had immediately covered her head with her grey hoodie and the bouquet when they went in the café.
But it was too late.
From behind the counter, Hessie, who was lucky enough to finish her exams a week earlier than Peony, had already clocked the flowers, the awkward tension and the way that Matt tried to stand like a normal person and failed.
“Well, well, well,” she sing-songed, “Who do we have here?”
Matt blinked and kept his fingers crossed in his jeans pocket when met with the brightly lit brown eyes of Hessie’s, “Please don’t bully me by calling me Bernard.”
Hessie gave the both of them a knowing smirk until Peony had cracked to give her an answer.
“I- I didn’t pick this place. He did.”
“Guilty,” Matt replied, taking out his right hand from his pocket to raise it, “I am in dire need of your passionfruit lemonades again.”
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Once Matt had gotten his lemonade and Peony with her hot hazelnut latte toasting her hands, both of them exited the coffee shop and settled for a wooden bench a few blocks away from the building, the view of the parking lot and the faded lavender and sleepy orange skies greeting them alongside the sunset chorus of birds flying past to head to their breeding grounds.
“I’m never showing my face there anymore,” Peony said, removing the grey hood of her jumper underneath her beige flannel, causing her hair to look even more tousled than it was from the wind.
Matt swallowed a large sip of his ice cold lemonade and turned to Peony, fixing the strand of her hair that had somehow found its way to stick on her forehead, “It was worth it though. Want a sip of my lemonade?”
"No thanks, I've made enough of your drinks to know what they taste like. You really have a kid's taste buds, Matt."
He scoffed, taken aback at Peony's remark, "Well, you have a granny's taste buds then with that lukewarm drink of yours."
"Hey!"
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"So when exactly was the last time you passed by that bakery?" Matt asked, his right shaking the leftover ice in his plastic cup as they both continued walking around the courtyard of the adjoining campus where it bore the main library and a multitude of buildings for Biochemical research.
Peony laughed awkwardly, the rise and fall of her chuckles sounding a tad bit too abashed, "Now that I think of it... Maybe it was in freshman year?"
Matt stared at the wrapped bouquet in her clutch and looked at her in disbelief, "This is how you repay someone for upsold flowers, Peony? With an accidental cardio?"
"I'm just helping you achieve your daily goals. Gotta build character and calves too in the process."
For a moment, they continued striding in silence, Matt kicking stray rocks away from his path while Peony let the breeze gently tug at her flannel where it carried the familiar faint smell of the café.
After adjusting the sleeves of his own flannel and fidgeting with its buttons, Matt finally asked, "So, how was your exam today?"
"Good," she nodded, "Thankfully the exam hall didn't smell like burnt erasers like how it usually does when we have to take our exams. Didn't cry one bit too today."
"Solid A+ performance," he answered, solemnly impressed, "I only got to cry internally today because I forgot my own username for work."
"That's because you have a lot of names, Matthew!"
"I so do not!" Matt defended himself, "The form asked for a professional pseudonym so we won't get doxxed that easily and all I could think about was my own middle name. And my grandpa's."
She laughed, the sound tittering sharp and bright like a skipping stone in a pond, until she faced him, "You don't sound like a Bernard though."
"Yeah? What do I sound like then?"
Peony was about to give him a fully honest answer, but her half-open mouth had closed itself again, giving him a pause which was followed by a cheeky smirk, "Someone who talks too much with his fingers and fails to give a real Insta username. Absolute ghosting king."
Matt almost choked over his own saliva, blinking before answering, "Hey! Listen, I was just— Fuck, sorry, okay. I had a whole plan going on but I just, let's say, lost the momentum."
"Sure, Bernard."
"Don't you dare start this again," he warned.
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The peonies had held up surprisingly well in her grasp, the petals still upright and ravishing with its inner whorl still intact.
But the human Peony was the absolute complete opposite. During their mindless walk back to Peony’s campus, she had already started shaking her feet in between saunters, similar to how a dog would shake off excess water from its paw. Matt noticed the slight limp in her walk and grabbed her arm to let her pause.
“I can drive you home if you’d like,” he offered.
She blinked at him before shaking her head, “That’s fine. We’re just two blocks away from my dorm, anyway. Are you tired?”
“Nope,” Matt denied, “I’ll walk you home. Gentleman’s honour.”
He flicked his eyes towards his hand where it had recently clutched on Peony’s arm and shifted lower to where her hand was, staring at it for half a second as if considering something— until he chickened out.
The air had cooled just slightly, the both of them walking out together with their hands crossed over their chest and through the gusts of air Peony said, trying to sound nonchalant, “So… Thanks for wanting to be dragged across campus against your own will.”
“And thank you for not calling campus security to report a suspicious man with too many flowers in hand,” Matt answered, the lopsided smile on his face bright and genuine.
Pausing at the fork in the sidewalk where the road splits to the student housing and the students’ car park, they both had uttered the same word at the same time.
“Well,” they echoed, “Wait, you go first.”
“No, you!”
“You!”
Peony glanced at him through her lashes and teased, “Damn, you still talk too much for a nervous guy.”
“I am still nervous,” he admitted, regret catching up after as he allowed the words to digest in his head.
She blinked for quite a bit, letting the silent settle in until she gave him her signature smile, “Good. Maybe keep it that way. Thanks for the flowers... And goodnight, Matty.”
Peony turned and walked away, slowly but steadily with the bouquet bobbing slightly with each step she took on the staircase leading up to the main entrance.
Matt sent her off with a goodbye wave, not leaving until he made sure that Peony was safe and sound in the lobby of her dorm. Once she rounded the corner with the turnstile letting her in, he finally moved and rubbed his hands together, attempting to warm them as the giddiness coursed through his veins, rendering him weak in the knees.
He strode towards an empty wooden bench by the rubbish bins, now taking a seat as he pulled his phone out of his pocket to send her a DM whilst giggling.
Next time, Im picking the place. No cardio. Just you, me and a table in the middle of a restaurant that actually exists.
His thumb hovered over the send button, but he was not hesitant on sending his message this time, knowing for sure that Peony was the one. With a soft tap on his phone screen, Matt continued his walk home to his car grinning like an absolute fool.
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additional notes (lol): the part where matt's buying peony flowers is sorta inspired by @immaqulate's florist!matt bot! i always find myself reminded of it (because it's just that good!!!) and i remember there was a part where he talked about flower symbolism when i was messing with it. also idk if i like this enough..... it seemed too awkward & unrealistic to me sdjhsjds
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