#dick size

[pyrefection]

Humans compare shoe size to dick size

Ghouls

Ghouls compare horn size to dick size

[endless-shrimp-tour]

HOLD ON GUYS

DICK SIZE EVIDENCE

[daddysroyalwhore]

Why is it always dick is small and not pussy is big/wide🤔

I feel like context is important here 😅🤣 the average vaginal canal is only roughly 2-5 inches deep, and we prefer you can get it in, but beyond that, work it properly and we won’t care 🤷🏻‍♀️

[toxicanonymity]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Love! How are you?

I'm going around to my favorite writers to ask this question, because I'm really curious on what you're thinking.

When you're writing Smut and you say the guy has a big dick what size are you imagining, length and width?

I am good! Thank you ❤️❤️❤️. I hope you are too! I personally think of it as at least long enough to stack both hands wrapped around just the shaft (tip sticking out on top) and thick enough that your thumb can't meet a finger when you wrap your hand around it.

As for the measurements, here are some HCs I've previously done of dick sizes and characteristics, basically just making the point that the Joels are different.

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Dick Headcanons, key word HEAD 😏

Night Walks - 19 cm (7.5") base to tip erect, and on the girthier end of average. Just barely curved upward for your pleasure. He's a shower not a grower. Tan, smooth. Huge balls. Hair still mostly dark, not much gray down there. Better groomed than you might expect - he's kinda vain.

Raider - 20 cm (8”). Proportional girth. Bulbous - middle is slightly thicker than tip and base. Kind of duo-toned, pink and tan, tip is pink. Shower and a grower. Balls on the larger side. Black, ungroomed hair. Relatively veiny.

Free Use - 17 cm (6.7”). Thick. Pale shaft, pink tip, tip is not much girthier than shaft. Grower. Proportional balls. Straight, almost geometric due to the pattern of veins. Black hair that he keeps trimmed but not closely shaven or manscaped.

Stepdad - 17 cm (6.7”). Thick. Upward curve. Shower. Proportional balls. Pink with darker pink tip. Salt and pepper hair, mostly pepper. Long tip. Symmetrical but not much personality, looks kind of like a dildo. Occasionally shaves completely, furthering the effect.

Trouble 18 cm (7”), one of the girthiest Joels, slightly tapered, couple of nice veins, prominent tip (the size of a lime according to Just the Tip). Somewhat of a grower. Proportional balls. On the pinker side, tip slightly darker. Neatly manscaped salt and pepper hair.

Speakeasy 19 cm (7.5") tan with pinker tip that's long but close to the same girth as his shaft, he's a grower, just barely curved upward, relatively veiny. Decently groomed, pubic hair is darker than the hair on his head.

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Lincoln (cannot compute length) - Tip comes to his belly button in the very graphic slouching visual i have in my head, idk how to translate that length and don't wanna sell him short (or long). Tan, 4 or 5 bluish veins but not thick ones. Perhaps in the top half of Joels in length, but the bottom third in girth if measured mid-shaft (base is thicker). Tip on the narrower side. Shaft curves upward toward his body but not to an extreme. Hair is mostly dark gray, well kempt.

editing to add:

Thighs Out - 17 cm (6.7"), light pinkish tan shaft, pink tip, well groomed, brown hair, not very veiny, moderate to hefty girth. It is a very good looking dick and he's a shower. It's warm and smooth and he gets sooooo hard. Balls: Moderate to large, not as saggy as you'd expect for his age! And not very hairy

Brat Tamer / Big Daddy - 20 cm (7.9") base to shaft, the tip is almost the size of a tennis ball in volume (like if you molded it into a cockhead shape). Tan shaft, purple-ish tan tip. Bluish veins that don't protrude much. Large balls that hang low. Hair is dark with a touch of gray. Manscapes because it makes him look even bigger. He's a shower, which given his size means he has a nice bulge even when he's not hard.

Slasher Joel 18.5 cm (7.3"). Very girthy, can't wrap your hand around it. Looks thick even in his big manly hand. Tan, but flushes angry red when rock hard. Tip is proportional to shaft. Prominent dorsal vein, otherwise not very veiny. Hairy, does not shave or manscape, but has good hygeine. He's a grower, and the growth is a barometer of his himbo status. Huge, heavy balls.

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You can HC them however you want though. Also your dick doesn't have to be this big to be big IRL, and it doesn't have to be big at all to be more than enough.

[sharpth1ng]

I cannot believe that nobody has asked this yet but in the fanfic how “big” are they?

I’ve never decided on numbers but Stu is sort of impressively larger than average and Billy is a more normal size (and he definitely has a complex about it). It helps that he feels extremely gay about Stu’s dick though.

[fairly-odd-interests]

I know that people say that dick size doesn't matter (and from a general impersonal standpoint I would agree- in face if/when I get bottom surgery I would rather have a dick on the smaller side) but to me, penetrative sex (at least vaginally) doesn't feel like anything unless the dick is bigger.

I don't know if it's a matter of skill or size, but I know with my ex, there were countless times where sex literally did not feel like anything. Like virtually no sensation at all. At one point, she found out that I literally could not tell when it was in or not sometimes. She found out because it slipped out, and I said I couldn't tell at all, and she got mad about it. But it's such a numb feeling there.

My current boyfriend is like at least 9" but also a lot more experienced and better at sex. And that actually feels awesome instead of barely like anything. Idk.

Anyone else want to chime in with their experience on different size dicks.

[zombiebread1]

It’s hard to believe that girls be out here taking bigger than 6 inches 😅😮‍💨

[verba-amoris]

I am dyinggggg 🤣🤣

[bigboy-lovers-unite]

Gotta be canon bro like 🫡

[submissivefeminist]

What's your preferred girth on a cock?

I literally couldn’t care less. This is not the type of thing that makes or breaks good sex for me. 🤷‍♀️

[endless-shrimp-tour]

I would like to add this into evidence for the dick size case 👨🏻‍⚖️

[toxicanonymity]

obsessed with your dick HCs post! the detail you put into your stories and lore is just ugh. amazing. chefs kiss. i can see it in my minds eye perfectly. could you maybe add brattamer!joel to the list? dying to know his stats 🥵

Thank you! 💕 Yes I have a consolidated dick HC location now which is helpful.

Dick HCs 🍆 - running list

brat tamer!Joel (aka Big Daddy? lol)

20 cm (7.9") base to shaft, the tip is about the size of a tennis ball in volume (like if you molded it into a cockhead shape). Tan shaft, purple-ish tan tip. Bluish veins that don't protrude much. Large balls that hang low. Hair is dark with a touch of gray. Manscapes because it makes him look even bigger. He's a shower, which given his size means he has a nice bulge even when he's not hard.

brat tamer 1 daddy Joel

brat tamer 2 a day in the filth

[mstmitchell]

She ain't wrong

[harveythewendigo]

So I just realized something.

You know how the Greeks believed that people with small dicks were smart and people with big dicks were dumb.

At first I thought it was just them trying to cope with their small dicks but then I thought "Wait. Asians have the stereotype of being smart and having small dicks and black people have the stereotype of being uneducated and having big dicks."

Now I'm not saying that it's true or that the Greeks were right, but what I am saying is that there needs to be a documented study to see if there's any correlation between the size of a man's dick and his IQ.

[mpg885]

Was just thinking since I haven't heard about it in ages.. Do people still do the toilet paper roll test, or has it evolved to something else? I never passed it myself but was just thinking and realized I hadn't heard anything about it in years now

[internerdionality]

The Lucius full-body lean at the end of this is what really makes it.

And can I just mention again that Nathan Foad is a really fucking amazing and selfless actor? He's always reacting in the background in some kind of appropriate but hilarious way that doesn't distract but is just a special treat for people who are watching him instead of the action. From the POV of someone who'd done a bit of acting—it's really hard as a background person to keep doing that, shot after shot, when you know no one's looking at you (and it's also a delicate balance to walk, to do something appropriate and interesting but not cross the line into doing something distracting from the leads, which is, of course, the cardinal sin of the background actor). Nathan Foad is a master of this.

@wearfinethingsalltoowell