#dick joke !!

[foldingfittedsheets]

Our friend Richard is our DM for DnD. Sometimes when it’s funny he’ll call himself Dick. It’s silly to all of us that Dick is the shortened form of Richard but also penis funny.

For dnd nights it’s Richard, another guy, and three nonbinary folks.

One day Richard was gone and while we waited we joked, “There’s no Dick on the call! We’re Dickless!”

The other guy was like ???? “I’m here…?”

And we belatedly realized he thought we were ragging on his masculinity instead of joking about Richards name. It turns out that in years of friendship our other male player had never heard Richard make a Dick joke.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[rabid-mercenary16]

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“Well guess what- we found it!”

[hiyamakiyoteruofficial]

I have no ideas for posting so insert penis joke here

[frogaroundandfindout]

The boys and girls group up to do team bonding (titans #3)

[fionacle]

forgive the awkward cutoffs, character limit

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Me: *at work*

Brain: Hey remember that 1 Futurama episode?

Me:… what?

Brain: the one where there’s that evil guy who pretends to be a cyclops but is a shapeshifter hoodwinking Leela and all?

Me: Yeah…

Brain: Remember that one line about using shapeshifting when it counts and the reactions?

Me: … yeah?

Brain: You were so confused by that and were still confused right?

Me: What is the point of this-

Brain: It was a comment he never tried to make his dick bigger in the bedroom.

Me:… OH!!!

Me: oh god I’m 28 how the fuck did I never get that?!

[lovelyplot]

Used to carry this in my purse and ask people if they'd like to see my cock 🤣

[sir-arlieosaurus-lung-struggler]

did any of y'all name ur uterus? I named mine Richard cause fuck ow

[hqbits]

persona??? oc??? thing??? idk he’s a robot

[funkittoys]

scientists arguing whether dildos are evergreen or deciduous are both wrong, as dildos are actually a type of cactus

[spectral-honey]

SURELY this has happened

[permanentni-zavist-penisu]

Umberto Eco: Věčný fašismus (Il fascismo eterno)

„Ur-fašista“ – věčný fašista, člověk se sklony k fašismu či člověk ve fašistickém státě, jehož příznaky Eco v citované části popisuje.

„Machismus“ – [mačizmus], vysvětleno v citaci, mužský šovinismus

„Ersatz“ – německy náhrada, odškodnění

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[trhee-goblins-in-a-trenchcoat]

[valcaira]

What I've learned today that when Skyrim ctd's right upon launching after rollback/downgrade/etc, the culprit is either SKSE, JContainers or Schlongs Of Skyrim 99% of the time.

Moral of the story, the penis is mightier than the sword